Post by Mike Jones on Jul 24, 2006 7:03:20 GMT -5
7/24 WNC BeatDown
(The WNC logo appears and fades.)
(We head to a recap video of the events last week with Matt Ackerman and Shane Warner. At the end of the recap, the footage turns grainy and sinister music plays as we see the aftermath.)
(System of A Down’s Revenga plays as the WNC BeatDown video plays and we head live inside the arena and fireworks go off.)
Tim Moss: Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome you live to another jam-packed installation of WNC BeatDown live from the sold out Cox Convention Center arena in my home-town of Oklahoma City! And King, it’s great to be home!
Larry “The King” Fowler: Absolutely, TM. And what a HUGE night we have for you tonight! But after what happened last week, I don’t know what to expect.
TM: Absolutely, two of our superstars suffered serious injuries last week. We’ll have an update on the conditions of The world Champion Matt Ackerman and Hot Stuff Eddie G a little later tonight!
King: But as far as wrestling goes, we’ve got another debut tonight AND the Tag Champs FTW will be in non-title action against the team of Kid Omen and Iron Rodger who are coming off a huge win against Kenua and Jess…..well, Kenua anyways, but that’s another story.
TM: And those two will be in action as well against Ty Langston and Sheena Michaels.
King: Let’s hope Jesse actually shows up this time.
TM: But folks, what a huge main event we have for you tonight! A HUGE Triple Threat match with the WNC Pure Title on the line as Countdown defends against Raw Impact and X-Pac 360!
King: And that’s not all, the Wrestling God has threatened to reveal personal pictures of Chris Jericho’s wife, will Y2J show up tonight?
(Fixation on the Darkness by Killswitch Engage hits to big heat.)
DING DING DING!
Jlillian Marcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing 325 pounds and being accompanied by Paul Bunyan, he is the WNC Hardcore Champion, Mike “The Best” Becker!
And, in the ring, from New York City, Dimes!
TM: The Hardcore title not on the line here tonight.
(Bunyan gets up on the apron and threatens to come in the ring and Dimes keeps his eyes squarely on the big man. Oh no! Becker from behind with a clothesline!)
DING DING DING!
Becker hammering away on Dimes with lefts and rights! Becker picks up Dimes and nails a Brainbuster DDT! Oh no! BECKER CONNECTS WITH THE LAST RIDE! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Mike “The Best” Becker!
(Becker grabs the microphone from Jillian Marcia.)
Becker: Dead Man! Last week you screwed me and Bunyan out of the WNC Tag Team Championships! So next week on BeatDown, I’m challenging you to a match!
TM: What? Next week!
Becker: That’s right. Next week it’s gonna be the Dead Man vs…… the 500 pounder Paul Bunyan!
(Becker and Bunyan laugh.)
TM: WHAT? Can he do that?
Becker: So Dead Man. If you’ve got the guts to face the Giant, then why don’t you make sure to meet us in that ring next week on Bea…..
(Lights go out and crowd pops huge as Metallica’s Wherever I May Roam (S&M Version) plays.)
TM: Oh my God! I don’t think Dead Man wants to wait till next week!
(Becker leaves the ring as Dead Man charges down to the ring. He and Bunyan square off center of the ring. Both men stare each other down, not moving an inch! Suddenly, Becker comes back in the ring and nails Dead Man in the back with a chair! Dead Man turns around angrily and goes to chokeslam Becker! But Bunyan clubs him from behind! Dead Man and Bunyan now duking it out! Dead Man beginning to gain the advantage! But Becker with a low blow! And now the numbers game is finally beginning to catch up on the Dead Man! Mike Becker and Paul Bunyan continue stomping away at the now helpless Dead Man as we head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercial and Eric Carsons is backstage with the head surgeon of the WNC.)
Eric: Doctor, what can you tell me about the condition of the World Heavyweight Champion, Matt Ackerman.
Doctor: Well without going into details, Matt suffered a severe concussion as well as a mild spinal fracture and three bruised ribs. He’s going to be okay, and he will wrestle again, just not right now.
Eric: Do you think he’ll be ready to go for the Summer Blast PPV?
Doctor: Well normally with the surgery we did today, it usually requires at least a week or two of rest and we prefer 2-3 months away from the ring. Ackerman is extremely insistent on defending his title but I don’t know. We’re not ready to make a decision as of yet. At the time of the surgery which was done on Wednesday morning of last week, I wouldn’t feel comfortable putting him in any match environment, much less a 60 Minute Iron Man match but he’s made a hell of a lot of progress throughout the week. He seems very determined to get back to his workout schedule and begin rehabbing his back.
Eric: Now doctor, we also understand that Hot Stuff Eddie G was injured at the hands of Venom. What can you tell me about his condition?
Doctor: Well, Eddie suffered a torn Lateral muscle and a cracked rib. The cracked rib alone usually requires at least a week without any physical activity but the torn lat basically ensures he’ll be out of action for at least 2-3 months. The surgery should have been done last week but there was some swelling as Eddie had an allergic reaction to one of the antibiotics so we’re awaiting that to go down and we’ve tentatively scheduled the surgery for tomorrow morning.
Eric: Thank you doctor.
(We head back to ringside.)
TM: Well folks, I tell ya, that’s hard news to take as we hear that the beloved Eddie G will be out of action for 2-3 months. And of course, Matt Ackerman’s title defense at WNC Summer Blast could be in jeopardy. According to the rulebook, the Champion can be inactive up to and including 30 days before having to vacate the title unless a title shot was already scheduled at the time of the injury. At that point, if Ackerman does not defend the belt at the PPV, he will have 8 days to either defend the title or vacate it or he would be stripped of the title.
King: Absolutely, so really an injury of this magnitude will impact the ENTIRE WNC. I mean Matt Ackerman is a popular champion, he’s extremely well-liked, but suddenly the entire locker room is on alert as if the title is vacated, then there’s really no saying who would get a title shot.
TM: Well perhaps the bigger story is how sadistic that no good son of a bitch Shane Warner is after pushing Ackerman off that cliff. Perhaps he’s the reason the superstars should be on alert.
King: Well that’s a good point. I mean who wants to end up in a match with him if that’s the lengths he’ll go to.
TM: And speaking of going to extreme lengths to anger someone, folks let’s take a look at what the Wrestling God has done to provoke Chris Jericho the past few weeks.
(We go to a highlight package of Wrestling God kidnapping Fozzy guitarist Rich Ward and attacking bassist Sean Delson as well as him last week revealing he tried to pay Jericho a visit and instead ending up taking revealing photographs of his wife.)
TM: Well folks I tell you, the Wrestling God’s always been a son of a bitch in my books, but stalking another man’s wife just sealed the deal.
King: I know, and I mean let’s face it, if WG wanted the match with Jericho he just had to ask. Sure he went and attacked Rich Ward and that’s what first provoked Jericho to agree to the match. But now that Jericho’s accepted, it seems like WG is just TRYING to make it personal.
TM: I think it was personal from the start but especially now that WG has been stalking Jericho.
King: Absolutely, and the big question is will Chris Jericho show up tonight?
TM: That question is on a lot of people’s minds, yes King
(Sold Me by Seether hits to a decent pop.)
TM: But right now the bigger question is can the upstart team of Kid Omen and the Iron Rodger defeat the World Tag Team Champions in non-title action. We’ll find out next!
(Kid Omen salutes the crowd as we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and Kid Omen is in the ring ready for action.)
DING DING DING!
The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, from Saint Kitts and Nevis, The Saint Kid Omen!
(Saltydog by Flogging Molly hits to a big pop!)
And his partner, from Davey Jones’ Locker, the Iron Rodger!
(Internationally Known by Supernatural hits to big heat.)
And their opponents, being accompanied by Hannah Harper, they are the WNC Tag Team Champions, The Destroyer Steve Williams and Mr. Natural!
DING DING DING!
And here we go this non title match is underway as The Destroyer and Iron Rodger will start out. Tie-up. Destroyer obviously has a size advantage here. Headbutt from the Destroyer followed by a power slam. Modified Headscissor Sleeper now from Destroyer. Iron Rodger rolls him up looking for a Sharpshooter but he gets kicked back. Rodger offers a tie-up but Destroyer chops him in the chest. Rodger locks in a headlock and takes him down hard but Destroyer gets to his feet and he counters the hold but Rodger gets to the ropes and the referee forces him to break the hold. Rodger goes for a collar and elbow tie-up as the two men exchange chops. Dropkick from Rodger. Destroyer lands in the corner! Rodger runs at him and Destroyer back body drops him but Rodger lands on his feet on the other side of the apron! He then pulls his head and slams him back with a Reverse Whipper Snapper! Rodger tags in Kid Omen who heads up top and nails a Flying Crossbody. Cover! One,two and no! Destroyer kicks out viciously and nails a Throat Thrust. Destroyer tags in Natural. Omen runs at him and Natural tries to counter into a Tilt-A-Whirl backbreaker but Omen counters into a headscissors for the roll-up. One, two and no! Wow! What an outstanding counter by the Saint Kid Omen! Natural goes for a clothesline but Omen ducks. Omen goes for a Crossbody but he gets caught. Iron Rodger grabs Omen and pulls him off and they nail a Double dropkick which sends Natural over the top rope! Destroyer goes to check on Natural! Wait a minute! Rodger and Omen dive out and take out both men with Flying Crossbody’s. Natural and Omen back in the ring now. Omen nails a Snap Suplex. Natural against the ropes! Omen runs at him and gets back body dropped but he lands on the ropes with a springboard back elbow! Omen tags in Rodger and then runs at the ropes looking for perhaps a Lionsault but Destroyer grabs his feet and tries to pull him outside of the ring. Omen holds onto the bottom ropes and shoves him back and Destroyer smashes the back of his head on the announce table! Omen tries to skin the cat Shawn Michaels style but Natural nailed a Big Boot to the ribs and Omen is down! Rodger from behind going for a German Suplex but Natural counters and nails the Nature Buster! Natural tags in Destroyer! Destroyer going for a Powerbomb but Rodger counters and Natural accidentally gets knocked off the apron. Iron Rodger with a Flying Crossbody! Rodger back in the ring! Destroyer going for the brainbuster but Rodger holds on! Wait a minute! Omen is back up! Omen climbs up top! Dropkick from the top rope nails Destroyer and Rodger nails a Sunset Flip! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here are your winners, The Saint Kid Omen and Iron Rodger!
TM: My God! What a match! Omen and Rodger have pinned the tag team champions in non-title action! This is huge!
(We go backstage and we see Pyro taping his wrists.)
TM: Well folks coming up next, Pyro will face a debuting superstar.
(We head to commercial as Pyro gets up and heads to the ring.)
(We come back from commercial and we go to the WNC Summer Blast commercial featuring several WNC divas at a bikini car wash.)
(We head to ringside and Money by the O’Jays hits and a young wrestler comes out to the bewildered WNC fans.)
TM: What is this?
DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, weighing 210 pounds, Kid Dynomite Raine Price!
TM: Well I guess this is Kid Dynomite Raine Price? And I’m being told he’s the debuting superstar that will face Pyro momentarily.
(Kid Dynomite grabs the microphone.)
Kid Dynomite: So get this, I get a call, all like “So Kid Dynomite, man I loved you in ‘Good Times’.” I was just like “Who in the hell is this guy, do I look like I’m a 60 year old Jimmy Walker?” So I click off my phone, then I arrived at this airport, and I smell nothing but cow crap as soon as I get off the plane. So I thought to my self, “Yup, I must be in Oklahoma City.”
(Huge Boo!)
Kid Dynomite: So I find out I have to wrestle Pyro, I was confused, I asked if I had to fight my own entrance or something? Roll around as fireworks come out of the stage? But then I was later told that it was some fool named Pyro. I was like “Who? I’m wrestling a jobber my first match?” You gotta be joking me. Me? Kid Dynomite Raine Price? Hell, I know I’m better than this jobber, I should be fighting for the WNC belt, but that would be a little too ‘Cliff Hanging’!
(Crowd boos again.)
TM: How heartless can this man be with the world champion Matt Ackerman literally fighting for his career.
Kid Dynomite: But hey, if I gotta douse off Pyro, I’ll get it done quickly and pursue to get that belt!
TM: Well confident words there from this young newcomer!
(Trying to find a Balance by Atmosphere hits to a big pop!)
And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, PYRO!
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Pyro and Kid Dynomite Raine Price tie-up! Dynomite right off the bat going to work on Pyro with a few big forearms to the back of the neck. Hairpulling Bulldog from Dynomite! Chop to the knees from Dynomite. Dynomite goes for the cover. One, two and no! Dynomite now locking in a Triangle Choke. Dynomite had to be careful as he had himself in a pinning predicament so he had to break the hold. Dynomite stomping away. European Uppercut now into a Rear Naked Choke. But Pyro gets to his feet and begins fighting back. Pyro unloading with lefts and rights! BRAINBUSTER SUPLEX! This should be it! One! Two! Thre…NO! Somehow Kid Dynomite kicked out! Pyro picks him up going for the Sit Down Powerbomb but Dynomite is holding on. Counter! DOUBLE-UNDERHOOKED FAME ASSER! HE CALLS THAT THE BILLIONAIRE BOYS CLUB! Now he’s going for a Reverse DDT into a Dragon Choke! The referee checking Pyro. He’s Out!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner by knockout, Kid Dynomite Raine Price!
TM: My God! What a debut for Kid Dynomite!
(Kid Dynomite taunts the crowd as the referee checks on Pyro and we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and Buzzed Bunny, Big Smoke and Ty Langston are hanging out talking. Sheena Michaels walks in and grabs Ty and pulls him away.)
Ty: Sheena, what the hell?
Sheena: Look, Ty. Do you want be to be your partner or not? You’re just back here slacking off with those two idiots! Come on, man you and I have a tag match tonight! You should be preparing for it!
(We head back to ringside.)
King: Wow, that Sheena Michaels is getting to be a bit of a hard ass.
TM: Well, King, Ty Langston has admitted that he needs to really re-dedicate himself to wrestling and we hear his good friend Sheena Michaels has sort of taken on the role of personal trainer/ mentor.
King: But she’s acting like his mother! Ty’s 19. Sheena’s 22. There’s not that much of a difference!
TM: Well perhaps the real issue is on Sheena’s part. Ever since she lost the WNC Pure Title she’s had a string of losses. So my question is, as much as I admire her for helping out her friend, why is she focusing on his career when she should be focusing on hers?
King: A valid question, TM.
TM: But folks perhaps the bigger story in this next tag match is the recent difficulties between the Three Amigo’s. Kenua’s girlfriend Luchara has gone through some emotional problems as of late with her aunt passing away whom we understand she was very close too. Kenua has taken this to heart and it seems to have effected him as lot. And you talk about Ty Langston being distracted, that seems to be the case with Jesse as well. Three weeks ago, Jesse walked out on the show for undisclosed reasons and failed to wrestle that evening’s dark match. Two weeks ago, after a tough loss Jesse left his home town mid-way through the show to drive Luchara to the airport when she found out about her aunt’s passing. And then last week, Jesse was in a car accident on the way to the show and failed to show up for he and Kenua’s tag team match. Whether or not this is just bad karma or something else altogether for the Self-Proclaimed Main Event remains to be seen.
(We go backstage and see Kenua and Luchara.)
Kenua: Are you sure, you’re gonna be okay?
Luchara: Yeah. I’ve been under a lot of stress over the past few weeks, and wrestling seems to be the only thing to take my mind off of it, so I definetly feel like I should come out with you guys tonight.
(Jesse walks in.)
Jesse: Hey Kenny, sup? Hey, Luchara, how ya feeling?
Luchara: I’m feeling okay but I’ll feel a whole lot better when I go out there with you guys tonight.
Jesse: Oh, you’re coming out there with us tonight, cool.
Kenua: I still don’t think it’s a good idea.
Jesse: Oh come on, man. She’s a wrestler, she can handle herself just fine.
Kenua: Yeah, I know, I’m just worried.
(Jesse puts his arms on Kenua’s shoulder.)
Jesse: Hey man, you need to relax. Anyways, our match is next, so you’d better go get your boots on.
Kenua: Alright. I’ll see you out there.
(Kenua leaves.)
(Luchara approaches Jesse and places her hand on his shoulder.)
Luchara: Good luck out there.
Jesse: Thanks. You too.
(We head to commercial.)
(The WNC logo appears and fades.)
(We head to a recap video of the events last week with Matt Ackerman and Shane Warner. At the end of the recap, the footage turns grainy and sinister music plays as we see the aftermath.)
(System of A Down’s Revenga plays as the WNC BeatDown video plays and we head live inside the arena and fireworks go off.)
Tim Moss: Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome you live to another jam-packed installation of WNC BeatDown live from the sold out Cox Convention Center arena in my home-town of Oklahoma City! And King, it’s great to be home!
Larry “The King” Fowler: Absolutely, TM. And what a HUGE night we have for you tonight! But after what happened last week, I don’t know what to expect.
TM: Absolutely, two of our superstars suffered serious injuries last week. We’ll have an update on the conditions of The world Champion Matt Ackerman and Hot Stuff Eddie G a little later tonight!
King: But as far as wrestling goes, we’ve got another debut tonight AND the Tag Champs FTW will be in non-title action against the team of Kid Omen and Iron Rodger who are coming off a huge win against Kenua and Jess…..well, Kenua anyways, but that’s another story.
TM: And those two will be in action as well against Ty Langston and Sheena Michaels.
King: Let’s hope Jesse actually shows up this time.
TM: But folks, what a huge main event we have for you tonight! A HUGE Triple Threat match with the WNC Pure Title on the line as Countdown defends against Raw Impact and X-Pac 360!
King: And that’s not all, the Wrestling God has threatened to reveal personal pictures of Chris Jericho’s wife, will Y2J show up tonight?
(Fixation on the Darkness by Killswitch Engage hits to big heat.)
DING DING DING!
Jlillian Marcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing 325 pounds and being accompanied by Paul Bunyan, he is the WNC Hardcore Champion, Mike “The Best” Becker!
And, in the ring, from New York City, Dimes!
TM: The Hardcore title not on the line here tonight.
(Bunyan gets up on the apron and threatens to come in the ring and Dimes keeps his eyes squarely on the big man. Oh no! Becker from behind with a clothesline!)
DING DING DING!
Becker hammering away on Dimes with lefts and rights! Becker picks up Dimes and nails a Brainbuster DDT! Oh no! BECKER CONNECTS WITH THE LAST RIDE! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Mike “The Best” Becker!
(Becker grabs the microphone from Jillian Marcia.)
Becker: Dead Man! Last week you screwed me and Bunyan out of the WNC Tag Team Championships! So next week on BeatDown, I’m challenging you to a match!
TM: What? Next week!
Becker: That’s right. Next week it’s gonna be the Dead Man vs…… the 500 pounder Paul Bunyan!
(Becker and Bunyan laugh.)
TM: WHAT? Can he do that?
Becker: So Dead Man. If you’ve got the guts to face the Giant, then why don’t you make sure to meet us in that ring next week on Bea…..
(Lights go out and crowd pops huge as Metallica’s Wherever I May Roam (S&M Version) plays.)
TM: Oh my God! I don’t think Dead Man wants to wait till next week!
(Becker leaves the ring as Dead Man charges down to the ring. He and Bunyan square off center of the ring. Both men stare each other down, not moving an inch! Suddenly, Becker comes back in the ring and nails Dead Man in the back with a chair! Dead Man turns around angrily and goes to chokeslam Becker! But Bunyan clubs him from behind! Dead Man and Bunyan now duking it out! Dead Man beginning to gain the advantage! But Becker with a low blow! And now the numbers game is finally beginning to catch up on the Dead Man! Mike Becker and Paul Bunyan continue stomping away at the now helpless Dead Man as we head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercial and Eric Carsons is backstage with the head surgeon of the WNC.)
Eric: Doctor, what can you tell me about the condition of the World Heavyweight Champion, Matt Ackerman.
Doctor: Well without going into details, Matt suffered a severe concussion as well as a mild spinal fracture and three bruised ribs. He’s going to be okay, and he will wrestle again, just not right now.
Eric: Do you think he’ll be ready to go for the Summer Blast PPV?
Doctor: Well normally with the surgery we did today, it usually requires at least a week or two of rest and we prefer 2-3 months away from the ring. Ackerman is extremely insistent on defending his title but I don’t know. We’re not ready to make a decision as of yet. At the time of the surgery which was done on Wednesday morning of last week, I wouldn’t feel comfortable putting him in any match environment, much less a 60 Minute Iron Man match but he’s made a hell of a lot of progress throughout the week. He seems very determined to get back to his workout schedule and begin rehabbing his back.
Eric: Now doctor, we also understand that Hot Stuff Eddie G was injured at the hands of Venom. What can you tell me about his condition?
Doctor: Well, Eddie suffered a torn Lateral muscle and a cracked rib. The cracked rib alone usually requires at least a week without any physical activity but the torn lat basically ensures he’ll be out of action for at least 2-3 months. The surgery should have been done last week but there was some swelling as Eddie had an allergic reaction to one of the antibiotics so we’re awaiting that to go down and we’ve tentatively scheduled the surgery for tomorrow morning.
Eric: Thank you doctor.
(We head back to ringside.)
TM: Well folks, I tell ya, that’s hard news to take as we hear that the beloved Eddie G will be out of action for 2-3 months. And of course, Matt Ackerman’s title defense at WNC Summer Blast could be in jeopardy. According to the rulebook, the Champion can be inactive up to and including 30 days before having to vacate the title unless a title shot was already scheduled at the time of the injury. At that point, if Ackerman does not defend the belt at the PPV, he will have 8 days to either defend the title or vacate it or he would be stripped of the title.
King: Absolutely, so really an injury of this magnitude will impact the ENTIRE WNC. I mean Matt Ackerman is a popular champion, he’s extremely well-liked, but suddenly the entire locker room is on alert as if the title is vacated, then there’s really no saying who would get a title shot.
TM: Well perhaps the bigger story is how sadistic that no good son of a bitch Shane Warner is after pushing Ackerman off that cliff. Perhaps he’s the reason the superstars should be on alert.
King: Well that’s a good point. I mean who wants to end up in a match with him if that’s the lengths he’ll go to.
TM: And speaking of going to extreme lengths to anger someone, folks let’s take a look at what the Wrestling God has done to provoke Chris Jericho the past few weeks.
(We go to a highlight package of Wrestling God kidnapping Fozzy guitarist Rich Ward and attacking bassist Sean Delson as well as him last week revealing he tried to pay Jericho a visit and instead ending up taking revealing photographs of his wife.)
TM: Well folks I tell you, the Wrestling God’s always been a son of a bitch in my books, but stalking another man’s wife just sealed the deal.
King: I know, and I mean let’s face it, if WG wanted the match with Jericho he just had to ask. Sure he went and attacked Rich Ward and that’s what first provoked Jericho to agree to the match. But now that Jericho’s accepted, it seems like WG is just TRYING to make it personal.
TM: I think it was personal from the start but especially now that WG has been stalking Jericho.
King: Absolutely, and the big question is will Chris Jericho show up tonight?
TM: That question is on a lot of people’s minds, yes King
(Sold Me by Seether hits to a decent pop.)
TM: But right now the bigger question is can the upstart team of Kid Omen and the Iron Rodger defeat the World Tag Team Champions in non-title action. We’ll find out next!
(Kid Omen salutes the crowd as we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and Kid Omen is in the ring ready for action.)
DING DING DING!
The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, from Saint Kitts and Nevis, The Saint Kid Omen!
(Saltydog by Flogging Molly hits to a big pop!)
And his partner, from Davey Jones’ Locker, the Iron Rodger!
(Internationally Known by Supernatural hits to big heat.)
And their opponents, being accompanied by Hannah Harper, they are the WNC Tag Team Champions, The Destroyer Steve Williams and Mr. Natural!
DING DING DING!
And here we go this non title match is underway as The Destroyer and Iron Rodger will start out. Tie-up. Destroyer obviously has a size advantage here. Headbutt from the Destroyer followed by a power slam. Modified Headscissor Sleeper now from Destroyer. Iron Rodger rolls him up looking for a Sharpshooter but he gets kicked back. Rodger offers a tie-up but Destroyer chops him in the chest. Rodger locks in a headlock and takes him down hard but Destroyer gets to his feet and he counters the hold but Rodger gets to the ropes and the referee forces him to break the hold. Rodger goes for a collar and elbow tie-up as the two men exchange chops. Dropkick from Rodger. Destroyer lands in the corner! Rodger runs at him and Destroyer back body drops him but Rodger lands on his feet on the other side of the apron! He then pulls his head and slams him back with a Reverse Whipper Snapper! Rodger tags in Kid Omen who heads up top and nails a Flying Crossbody. Cover! One,two and no! Destroyer kicks out viciously and nails a Throat Thrust. Destroyer tags in Natural. Omen runs at him and Natural tries to counter into a Tilt-A-Whirl backbreaker but Omen counters into a headscissors for the roll-up. One, two and no! Wow! What an outstanding counter by the Saint Kid Omen! Natural goes for a clothesline but Omen ducks. Omen goes for a Crossbody but he gets caught. Iron Rodger grabs Omen and pulls him off and they nail a Double dropkick which sends Natural over the top rope! Destroyer goes to check on Natural! Wait a minute! Rodger and Omen dive out and take out both men with Flying Crossbody’s. Natural and Omen back in the ring now. Omen nails a Snap Suplex. Natural against the ropes! Omen runs at him and gets back body dropped but he lands on the ropes with a springboard back elbow! Omen tags in Rodger and then runs at the ropes looking for perhaps a Lionsault but Destroyer grabs his feet and tries to pull him outside of the ring. Omen holds onto the bottom ropes and shoves him back and Destroyer smashes the back of his head on the announce table! Omen tries to skin the cat Shawn Michaels style but Natural nailed a Big Boot to the ribs and Omen is down! Rodger from behind going for a German Suplex but Natural counters and nails the Nature Buster! Natural tags in Destroyer! Destroyer going for a Powerbomb but Rodger counters and Natural accidentally gets knocked off the apron. Iron Rodger with a Flying Crossbody! Rodger back in the ring! Destroyer going for the brainbuster but Rodger holds on! Wait a minute! Omen is back up! Omen climbs up top! Dropkick from the top rope nails Destroyer and Rodger nails a Sunset Flip! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here are your winners, The Saint Kid Omen and Iron Rodger!
TM: My God! What a match! Omen and Rodger have pinned the tag team champions in non-title action! This is huge!
(We go backstage and we see Pyro taping his wrists.)
TM: Well folks coming up next, Pyro will face a debuting superstar.
(We head to commercial as Pyro gets up and heads to the ring.)
(We come back from commercial and we go to the WNC Summer Blast commercial featuring several WNC divas at a bikini car wash.)
(We head to ringside and Money by the O’Jays hits and a young wrestler comes out to the bewildered WNC fans.)
TM: What is this?
DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, weighing 210 pounds, Kid Dynomite Raine Price!
TM: Well I guess this is Kid Dynomite Raine Price? And I’m being told he’s the debuting superstar that will face Pyro momentarily.
(Kid Dynomite grabs the microphone.)
Kid Dynomite: So get this, I get a call, all like “So Kid Dynomite, man I loved you in ‘Good Times’.” I was just like “Who in the hell is this guy, do I look like I’m a 60 year old Jimmy Walker?” So I click off my phone, then I arrived at this airport, and I smell nothing but cow crap as soon as I get off the plane. So I thought to my self, “Yup, I must be in Oklahoma City.”
(Huge Boo!)
Kid Dynomite: So I find out I have to wrestle Pyro, I was confused, I asked if I had to fight my own entrance or something? Roll around as fireworks come out of the stage? But then I was later told that it was some fool named Pyro. I was like “Who? I’m wrestling a jobber my first match?” You gotta be joking me. Me? Kid Dynomite Raine Price? Hell, I know I’m better than this jobber, I should be fighting for the WNC belt, but that would be a little too ‘Cliff Hanging’!
(Crowd boos again.)
TM: How heartless can this man be with the world champion Matt Ackerman literally fighting for his career.
Kid Dynomite: But hey, if I gotta douse off Pyro, I’ll get it done quickly and pursue to get that belt!
TM: Well confident words there from this young newcomer!
(Trying to find a Balance by Atmosphere hits to a big pop!)
And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, PYRO!
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Pyro and Kid Dynomite Raine Price tie-up! Dynomite right off the bat going to work on Pyro with a few big forearms to the back of the neck. Hairpulling Bulldog from Dynomite! Chop to the knees from Dynomite. Dynomite goes for the cover. One, two and no! Dynomite now locking in a Triangle Choke. Dynomite had to be careful as he had himself in a pinning predicament so he had to break the hold. Dynomite stomping away. European Uppercut now into a Rear Naked Choke. But Pyro gets to his feet and begins fighting back. Pyro unloading with lefts and rights! BRAINBUSTER SUPLEX! This should be it! One! Two! Thre…NO! Somehow Kid Dynomite kicked out! Pyro picks him up going for the Sit Down Powerbomb but Dynomite is holding on. Counter! DOUBLE-UNDERHOOKED FAME ASSER! HE CALLS THAT THE BILLIONAIRE BOYS CLUB! Now he’s going for a Reverse DDT into a Dragon Choke! The referee checking Pyro. He’s Out!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner by knockout, Kid Dynomite Raine Price!
TM: My God! What a debut for Kid Dynomite!
(Kid Dynomite taunts the crowd as the referee checks on Pyro and we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and Buzzed Bunny, Big Smoke and Ty Langston are hanging out talking. Sheena Michaels walks in and grabs Ty and pulls him away.)
Ty: Sheena, what the hell?
Sheena: Look, Ty. Do you want be to be your partner or not? You’re just back here slacking off with those two idiots! Come on, man you and I have a tag match tonight! You should be preparing for it!
(We head back to ringside.)
King: Wow, that Sheena Michaels is getting to be a bit of a hard ass.
TM: Well, King, Ty Langston has admitted that he needs to really re-dedicate himself to wrestling and we hear his good friend Sheena Michaels has sort of taken on the role of personal trainer/ mentor.
King: But she’s acting like his mother! Ty’s 19. Sheena’s 22. There’s not that much of a difference!
TM: Well perhaps the real issue is on Sheena’s part. Ever since she lost the WNC Pure Title she’s had a string of losses. So my question is, as much as I admire her for helping out her friend, why is she focusing on his career when she should be focusing on hers?
King: A valid question, TM.
TM: But folks perhaps the bigger story in this next tag match is the recent difficulties between the Three Amigo’s. Kenua’s girlfriend Luchara has gone through some emotional problems as of late with her aunt passing away whom we understand she was very close too. Kenua has taken this to heart and it seems to have effected him as lot. And you talk about Ty Langston being distracted, that seems to be the case with Jesse as well. Three weeks ago, Jesse walked out on the show for undisclosed reasons and failed to wrestle that evening’s dark match. Two weeks ago, after a tough loss Jesse left his home town mid-way through the show to drive Luchara to the airport when she found out about her aunt’s passing. And then last week, Jesse was in a car accident on the way to the show and failed to show up for he and Kenua’s tag team match. Whether or not this is just bad karma or something else altogether for the Self-Proclaimed Main Event remains to be seen.
(We go backstage and see Kenua and Luchara.)
Kenua: Are you sure, you’re gonna be okay?
Luchara: Yeah. I’ve been under a lot of stress over the past few weeks, and wrestling seems to be the only thing to take my mind off of it, so I definetly feel like I should come out with you guys tonight.
(Jesse walks in.)
Jesse: Hey Kenny, sup? Hey, Luchara, how ya feeling?
Luchara: I’m feeling okay but I’ll feel a whole lot better when I go out there with you guys tonight.
Jesse: Oh, you’re coming out there with us tonight, cool.
Kenua: I still don’t think it’s a good idea.
Jesse: Oh come on, man. She’s a wrestler, she can handle herself just fine.
Kenua: Yeah, I know, I’m just worried.
(Jesse puts his arms on Kenua’s shoulder.)
Jesse: Hey man, you need to relax. Anyways, our match is next, so you’d better go get your boots on.
Kenua: Alright. I’ll see you out there.
(Kenua leaves.)
(Luchara approaches Jesse and places her hand on his shoulder.)
Luchara: Good luck out there.
Jesse: Thanks. You too.
(We head to commercial.)
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