7/3 WNC BeatDown Results!

[Mike Jones]

July 3rd, 2006 WNC BeatDown Results!

The WNC logo appears and fades.

System of a Down’s Revenga plays as the WNC BeatDown video plays as we head live inside the SOLD OUT Pengrowth Saddle Dome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada and pyro goes off!

TM: Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome you live to Calgary, Alberta, Canada and this place is rocking!

King: Absolutely, just 7 days ago the band you’re hearing right now System of a Down brought the house down and tonight the WNC is here to do the same!

(Bitches Love Me by Mindless Self Indulgence starts playing as The Poacher is in the ring.)

Poacher: Ladies and Gentleman, right now we’re going to kick things off with a bang. Ya see, this is the home of the Calgary Flames!

(Crowd pops huge!)

Poacher: And you know what flames do? They heat things up! That’s right it’s about to get Hot in Herrrree as we kick things off with a WNC Divas Bikini Contest!

(Crowd pops huge!)

(Mr. Brightside by the Killers hits to a decent pop.)

Poacher: Everyone please say hello to Ally Rogers!

TM: Ally Rogers still recovering from that broken ankle. Wearing a splint tonight. Doesn’t seem to be affecting her energy.

(Right Side of the Bed by Atreyu hits to mostly heat.)

Poacher: Please welcome the very foxy, Bad Gurl!

(Fall Behind Me by the Donnas hits to a mixed reaction.)

Poacher: Say hello to Jamie Hudson!

(My Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira and Wyclef Jean hits to a huge pop!)

Poacher: And last, but certainly not least, the lovely LUCHARA!

(All four Divas stand in robes in the center of the ring.)

Poacher: Okay, let’s get this party started. First up, the lovely Ally Rogers!

(Beep by the Pussycat Dolls featuring Busta Rhymes plays and Ally does a little tease before removing her robe revealing a beautiful bikini.)

Poacher: Yeah. Shake it girl! Now, Bad Gurl!

(Bad Gurl does a little tease before revealing a black two piece with fishnet stockings.)

Poacher: Oh, you a nasty one aren’t you? What about Jamie Hudson?

(Jamie Hudson does a dance before removing her robe to reveal a fuschia pink two piece.)

Poacher: Wow! That is hot! Next up, Luchara!

(Luchara does a spin before removing the robe and revealing a sexy black two piece!)

Poacher: Amazing!

King: Oh I love puppies! I think I’m gonna need a cigarette now. And I don’t even smoke!

TM: Four very attractive young women in the ring tonight.

Poacher: Alright now everyone, it is time for you to chose your winner.

King: What? We have to chose! Can’t I just have all four of them?

Poacher: Is it gonna be Ally Rogers?

(Ally does a dance as some of the crowd cheer. A few boos are heard.)

Poacher: What about the lucious Bad Gurl?

(Most of the crowd boo’s although some people cheer loudly.)

Poacher: And what about Jamie Hudson?

(The crowd is almost split 50-50 between cheers and boos.)

Poacher: Or how about, the lovely Luchara!

(The crowd goes crazy and everyone seems to be cheering.)

Poacher: And the winner of the match is……….LUCHARA!

(Crowd pops again as Luchara gives them a thank you kiss.)

(Suddenly Bad Gurl jumps her from behind with a clothesline. Poacher tries to stop her but she threatens him and he flies through the ropes as Jamie and Ally both leave quickly.)

TM: Oh come on now! What a sore loser!

(Bad Gurl stomps away at Luchara. Suddenly Metal God gets in the ring.)

TM: OH COME ON NOW! NOW WHAT?

(Metal God grabs Luchara and holds her as Bad Gurl prepares to slap her! The crowd suddenly pops huge as Kenua runs down to the ring.)

TM: MY GOD! THERE’S KENUA! Kenua is beating the hell out of Metal God!

Luchara throws Bad Gurl over the ropes. Kenua does the same to Metal God! Kenua holds Luchara’s hand up and then starts to leave. Luchara holds his hand and pulls him back! She kisses him!

TM: My God! Luchara is kissing Kenua!

King: Oh my God! What a kiss!

(We head backstage to the Three Amigo’s dressing room where Eddie is lacing up his boots. Jesse walks in.)

Eddie: Orale, Jesse. Holmes, did you see that just now. Luchara gave Kenua a Huge kiss.

Jesse: Yeah whatever. Look man, I’m just here to grab my stuff. I’ve gotta catch a flight.

Eddie: Okay, holmes. But weren’t you gonna wrestle a dark match after the show.

Jesse: Yeah I was, but I’ve got more important things to deal with.

Eddie: Holmes, wrestling’s always been the most important thing to you. What’s up, ese?

Jesse: Yeah and it still is, Eddie. I’ve just got something I need to take care of, alright.

(Jesse starts to leave.)

Eddie: Holmes, wish me luck against Count….

(The door shuts.)

Eddie: Or not.

(Eddie shrugs as we head to commercial.)

(We come back from commercial and Charles Kennedy is in his office drinking coffee. He spits it out.)

Charles: You call this coffee, Sue. Get me some damn real coffeee damnit! Hurry up or you’re fired!

(World Champion Matt Ackerman walks in with the belt around his shoulder.)

Matt: Uh, is this a bad time?

Charles: (Suddenly becoming happy.) No, not at all. Have a seat.

Matt: Actually, I’d rather stand.

Charles: Well good good, that’s totally okay. You want some coffee?

Matt: Uh, no thanks. You wanted to see me?

Charles: Ah yes, yes. I wanted to congratulate you on succesfully retaining the World Title against Mr. Natural at Canadian Stampede.

Matt: I’m not buying it, but fine, thanks. Now why did you really want to see me tonight?

Charles: You’re a smart guy Matt. Anyways, I wanted to speak to you about your next challenger.

Matt: Uh huh, yeah. Mr. Reality. Way ahead of ya there, already got him scouted.

Charles: Right. Now, as you know, Mr. Reality IS undefeated here in the WNC.

Matt: I am aware of that, yes.

Charles: So to be perfectly honest, even though you’re the champion and he’s the challenger, I’d like to think that you’re the underdog going into this match.

Matt: You know me, I never gave a rat’s ass about the odds before. Why would I start now?

Charles: Well to be honest, I think it’s unfair for you to have to go up against an undefeated wrestler in a title match. And that’s why, I’m giving you an opportunity of a life time. I’m giving you the chance to choose the stipulation of the match. Now, I don’t expect to hear your decision tonight, but I’d like you to mull it over a bit and let me know next week.

(We head to ringside and Eddie G’s music is playing and he’s already in the ring.)

DING DING DING!

The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from Melbourne, Australia by way of Mexico, Hot Stuff Eddie G!

TM: Tonight Eddie G looks to regain the title he lost in a six-man tag match less than a month ago.

(Lights go out and the countdown hits zero as big pyro goes off and Saliva’s I Want You kicks in.)

And his opponent, from Sydney, Australia, weighing 245 pounds, he is the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, Countdown!

TM: To me Countdown is one lucky S.O.B. He won the Pure Title without even pinning anyone in that bizzare six man tag match.

King: Yeah but during the break our camera’s caught up with him.

(A screen in screen pops up and Countdown has a microphone.)

Countdown: The last month everyone’s been telling me I don’t deserve to wear this title. That I didn’t even really win it. Well guess what, tonight when I beat that pathetic sack of monkey piss Eddie G, I’m gonna prove all those assclown’s wrong. Tonight I will retain MY Pure Title and I will demand respect!

(The screen in screen fades away.)

TM: Some strong words there from Countdown. Let’s see if he can back them up.

DING DING DING!

And here we go! Countdown and Eddie tie up. Eddie goes for a Snap suplex but Countdown counters into a Swinging Neckbomb. Countdown goes for the Walls of Jericho but Eddie nails a thumb to the eyes and rolls him up! Tights! One! Two! Thr..NO! Somehow Countdown kicked out! Wait a minute now! Countdown rolling out of the ring for a breather.

Referee: One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven!

TM: What the hell is Countdown waiting for?

Referee: Eight! Nine! Ten! Ring the bell!

Eddie: WHAT?

TM: WHAT THE HELL? DAMN IT! COUNTDOWN GOT HIMSELF COUNTED OUT! SON OF A BITCH!

Jillian: Here is your winner as a result of a countout, Hot Stuff Eddie G!

(Eddie argues with the ref as Countdown backs down the ramp with title in hand and a sly smirk on his face.)

Jillian: However, still the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, Countdown!

(Huge heat as we head to commercial.)

[Mike Jones]

(We come back from commercial and head to ringside.)

TM: Well folks it’s been a hellacious few weeks here with the WNC on a month long hiatus, but let’s show you what happened the last time WNC was on the air.

(We see the finish of the WCW vs. Mr. Reality match and the subsequent appearance of Venom.)

TM: Well folks we hope to hear from West Coast Wonder a little bit later on but…..

(Lights go dark and The Broken by Fireball Ministry plays to mostly heat. Shane Warner runs to the ring, and climbs to the outside turnbuckle. He stretches his arms out to his sides, and is illuminated by a purple light. Shane jumps from the top, and stands in the middle of the ring.)

Shane: Matt…. You got some ‘hard wpork to do! Congratulations on retaining the World Heavyweight title at Stampede. I can think of no one better to hold it for me until I come to take it. So you want to stay silent? But why? who is going provide me, and your boring fans entertainment? Certainly not young West Coast Wonder. I mean his name may be Wonder, but he creates about as much energy as a thumbtack. Venom? A slow moving geriatric freak? I think not, so it looks like I have to step up and take your place because your not worthy any more. So before you even open your mouth….

(The Titontron flares to life, and shows the backstage area. 2 large men are seen wheeling dollies, loaded with boxes of Imodium, a popular diarrhea relief medicine. They come to a stop at a door labeled ”NNN Matt Ackerman” They unload the boxes, and stick a note to the door. The note reads:
If from your mouth come a lot of shit,
This should help get rid of it.)

Shane: So you see Cuntnut, I have no hard feelings. Accept my gift, I think it will help you both.

(Shane goes to exit, but the crowd quickly reminds him that he has not provided the answer to his riddle.)

Shane: Ah yes. The riddle. How forgetful of me. Seeing as how I know none of you know the answer, I’ll tell you….Time!

Shane: Yes Matt, time. Something you have precious little of. Soon I will claim the WNC World Heavyweight title. Oh, and Matty boy, your World championship season is about to come to an end. And like all good series, I’ll make sure it ends with a….. Cliff Hanger!!

(And just like that, we go to commercial.)

(We come back from commercials and RKO Sledge Angel is backstage sorting through her bag. Eric Carsons cautiously approaches her.)

Eric: RKO Sledge Angel. What was your reaction after Savannah cost you your shot at becoming woman’s champion again at WNC Canadian Stampede?

RKO: My reaction? You want my reaction?! Savannah screwed me out of that title! It’s not fair to me at all! If that bitch Savannah didn’t come and hit me from behind, I would’ve been the one getting the win. After I hit Luchara with the deadly, devastating, RKO Sledge Angel Firey Burnout RKO for the win, I should’ve been woman’s champion. But no. Savannah had to come and screw me from winning the title. She cost me the most important match of my WNC career. And do you know why she still has the title? It’s because I made the mistake of underestimating her. But rest assured, Savannah, it will NOT happen again! Your win at Canadian Stampede was a total fluke! Once I get my hands on you, I will teach you a lesson you will never ever forget. You will rue the day that you messed with me, the legend killer, the fiery burnout fire phoenix and the rightful WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel. As I always say. You better not mess with fire. And you better not mess with the legend killer. Or else. You get RKO’d.

(Then RKO grabs the microphone from Eric Carsons and shoves him back.)

RKO: Savannah. I demand your attention you freaking slutty paper champion. You cheater. After what you did, I have to thank you. You just unleashed a more cocky, arrogant, brash side of me, which means it will be very bad for you. Cause it means I am going to do anything it takes to win the match up. And Savannah, you leave me with no choice. I will have my revenge on you. I am challenging you for the WNC Woman’s title in a No Disqualification First Blood Match! Anything Goes! Sledge Hammer! Steel Chairs! You get the picture. So what’s it gonna be? Do you accept my challenge for Summer Bash? Savannah. I will be waiting for your reply!

(We head back to ringside.)

TM: Well I tell ya folks, that there is some awfully strong words from RKO Sledge Angel. Challenging Savannah to a First Blood match at WNC Summer Bash on August 13th live from Miami, Florida!

(We head backstage and a U-Haul has just pulled up. Wrestling God gets out of the passenger’s seat He yells at his driver.)

WG: Get the damn thing and take it out to the ring. We’re going out there next!

TM: What the hell is he talking about? He’s coming out here?

(We head to commercial.)

(We come back from commercial and Bob Marley’s Hold You Down is playing as Wrestling God is in the ring. Also in the ring is a large black box.)

Wrestling God: Cut my damn music!

(The music stops.)

WG: Now as many of you saw, I should have become the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion at Canadian Stampede. But once again I was screwed by that scumbag Chris Jericho. C’mon Chris. Why didn’t you come and face me like a man? Huh? Why did you send your guitar player to distract me? Why did you send poor ol’ Richie onto our turf? He didn’t do anything to deserve being brought into this! Well Chris, you brought him into this. So whatever happens next, is only your fault.

(WG motions at someone and the black box is raised revealing Fozzy guitarist Rich Ward who has been gagged and is tied up in a chair!)

WG: Chris. You were the one who decided to make this personal. And now, it’s on you.

(WG walks up to Rich Ward.)

WG: Hey there little Richie Rich. How about you tell your little buddy Chris Jericho to come down here to the ring?

(WG peels off the mouth tape.)

Rich: Don’t Chris, it’s a trap!

(WG kicks him in the gut and puts the tape back on his mouth.)

WG: Well isn’t that a shame. It seems that your friend here isn’t going to co-operate. Well ain’t that too bad. Untie him!

(WG yells at a referee who refuses at first to come in the ring but WG threatens him and the ref does as he’s told. WG grabs Rich and sets him up for the Gateway to Heaven Brainbuster!)

(Suddenly the lights go out and the pyro goes off as Break the Walls Down kicks in!)

(Crowd pops huge!)

(WG looks at the stage. No one comes out. Rich Ward is trying to crawl his way out of the ring. WG notices it and steps on his head.)

WG: Uh uh. Not so fast there ya little bastard!

(Crowd goes crazy as Chris Jericho runs through the crowd and jumps the barricade and spears WG!)

TM: MY GOD! JERICHO IS HERE! JERICHO AND WG! JERICHO AND WG!

(Dozens of referees and event staff get into the ring and separate the two men. A referee unties Rich Ward and helps him to the back as the two men separate and brawl more before several ref’s restrain WG and pull him up the ramp. Jericho grabs the mic in the ring.)

Jericho: You wanted it, ass clown. You’ve got it. You vs. me, the Human Highlight Reel Y2J Chris Jericho, at WNC Summer Blast!

(WG smiles and the crowd goes insane!)

Jericho: IN A LADDER MATCH!

(Crowd pops even bigger and suddenly WG’s face turns to a look of concern.)

TM: MY GOD! A LADDER MATCH AT WNC SUMMER BLAST BETWEEN WRESTLING GOD AND CHRIS JERICHO! THAT’S HUGE NEWS!

(We head to commercial. We come back and see a replay of the events from before.)

TM: Well folks it is official, Chris Jericho vs. Wrestling God in an epic ladder match at WNC’s Summer Blast.

King: And we also know that Mr. Reality Shane Warner will face Matt Ackerman for the World Title!

TM: Absolutely. And the C.E.O. has given the champion Matt Ackerman until next week to choose the stipulation for the match.

King: Absolutely, and what about what we heard earlier from RKO Sledge Angel? She has challenged Savannah to a First Blood match for the Woman’s Title at Summer Blast? Will Savannah accept the challenge?

TM: And let’s not forget about the match made last BeatDown as The Dead Man chose his next victim, or should I say victims in the Hardcore champion Mike Becker and the 500 pounder Paul Bunyan.

King: Absolutely and they will face off in a Handicap match!

(Alone by Sanctus Real hits the speakers, and the crowd goes wild as West Coast Wonder comes out from the back.)

TM: But folks right now, we will hear from the Lucha Legend, the West Coast Wonder on the return of his arch-nemesis Venom.

(WCW walks down with a mic in hand and a purposeful look on his face. West Coast Wonder steps in the ring and gets right to work as he starts to talk.)

WCW: Last week, I battled “Mr. Reality”, Shane Warner for the number one contendership to Matt Ackerman’s WNC Heavyweight title. My dream come true. It was all on the line… and I lost.

(WCW paces around a bit, thinking to himself.)

WCW: I lost my only chance at getting to the top of the WNC... And it’s all because of some freak who thinks he can just walk into the WNC and get what he wants. That’s right. It’s all because of one man, and his name is VENOM! (huge reaction from the crowd) Venom, I’ve been working hard for MONTHS in the WNC to get to where I am now, and you just spit on my hard work by taking a shortcut to get to the top. But I’m not going to let that happen. You won’t get to the top, not on my watch. Oh no, you’re going to have to fight your way to the top, just like the rest of us. By interrupting my match last week, you opened up a whole new side of me. A side that’s never been seen in the WNC. From now on, you will see a whole new West Coast Wonder. I will be more ruthless, more insane, and more chaotic than ever, and it’s all because of you. Thank you, Venom, for allowing me to become this way. The way I see it, for the first time ever, you “helped me” when you chokeslammed me off the top turnbuckle last week. You helped me become… a new me. But don’t think that you get a pass this time, because you don’t. Nobody does. My match with Shane Warner last week will be the last match I ever lose in the WNC. It’s time to start a new undefeated streak, and it all starts with you. Once I get past your dirt-filled ass, I’ll move on to the big time. The main event scene, the place where I truly belong. And it’s too bad, because it just doesn’t have enough room for you, Venom. All the fancy pyrotechnics and dead man antics won’t get you to the top. You’ve sat around and soaked in the title of being a legend for way too long. Being a legend requires hard work, and you have not shown any of that. You are no e-fed legend, you are an e-fed JOKE! Of all the “broken bodies and broken careers” left in your path, how much of that is true? NONE OF IT! The fans need to hear the truth, and the truth hurts, doesn’t it Venom? Your loss to Captain Charisma in the NBWF hurts. Your failures in the ECWF and XWA hurt. But what is going to hurt most is when I get in the ring with you and end your career FOR GOOD. And that’s the damn truth! I may have gotten a Soul Taker last week and it might have hurt, but nothing will make up for it more than knowing I exterminated one of the biggest pests in the wrestling world. Your greatest rival is here to finish the job he started, Venom. Let the insanity… begin.

(West Coast Wonder drops the mic and gets out of the ring as the crowd cheers and we go backstage into Luchara’s locker room where she is packing her stuff in her bag. A knock is heard at the door.)

Luchara: Come in.

(Kenua walks in.)

Kenua: Hey.

Luchara: Oh, hi.

(The two embrace.)

Kenua: Um, anyways. My match up against Metal God is up next so are you ready to go?

Luchara: Um. Actually something came up. My cousin just phoned me. My Aunt is in the hospital.

Kenua: Oh no. I hope she’s okay.

Luchara: (Holding back tears.) Me too. She is getting old. I really want to be there for her though.

Kenua: Okay, call me if you need anything.

Luchara: I will.

TM: Well folks, we obviously express our condolences to Luchara and her family during this trying time but coming up next Kenua will be in action to face Metal God!

(We head to commercial.)

(We come back from commercial and we see a shot at Calgary’s downtown skyline which the crowd pops at.)

TM: Well folks we’re here in beautiful Calgary, Alberta, Canada at the excellent Pengrowth Saddledome. And what a huge main event we have for you tonight.

King: Absolutely. We just found out during the break that tonight the C.E.O. has made a huge match as Matt Ackerman and a partner of his choice faces off against Mr. Reality and a partner of his choice!

TM: Absolutely! This is going to be huge!

(Painkiller by Judas Priest hits to mostly heat.)

DING DING DING!

The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Hells Gate, Michigan, being accompanied by Bad Gurl, Metal God!

TM: And folks we thought Luchara would be accompanying Kenua after what that Jezebel Bad Gurl did to her earlier but we just found out before the break that a family emergency has come up and Luchara’s aunt is ill in the hospital. Family matters obviously come first, but I have to believe that Luchara will be back to fight another day and Bad Gurl had better be ready!

(Kurt Angle’s theme hits to a huge pop!)

And the opponent, from……

Kenua charges at the ring and Metal God meets him half way up the ramp and the two exchange blows. Kenua gets the upperhand and he slams Metal God into the ring post before putting him in the ring.

DING DING DING!

And now we’re officially under way. Kenua picks up Metal God and nails a Brainbuster Suplex! Nice Armbar Takedown there by Kenua. Metal God runs at Kenua but gets a Huge Back Body Drop! Kenua connects with the Angle Slam! Oh wait a minute! Bad Gurl is on the apron! Kenua grabs her and pulls her in the ring! Kenua sets her up for a Piledriver! OH NO! Metal God from behind with the low blow! GOOD GOD!

DING DING DING!

Here is your winner by disqualification, Kenua!

TM: Well obviously the match is over and Metal God has been disqualified but Metal is not through yet. Metal God and Bad Gurl stomping away at Kenua. WAIT A MINUTE! There’s Eddie! Eddie is here! Eddie hammers away on Metal God! Eddie knocks Bad Gurl down and then nails the Three Amigo’s on Metal God! Kenua heads up top! Eddie does as well! DOUBLE FROG SPLASH ON METAL GOD AND BAD GURL!

(Eddie and Kenua celebrate in the ring as Eddie’s music blares.)

TM: Eddie and Kenua have cleaned house. Two of the three amigo’s have taken out Metal God and Bad Gurl!

(We head to commercial as Eddie and Kenua head up the rampway.)

(We come back from commercial and Eddie and Kenua walk into the Three Amigo’s dressing room. Eddie immediately heads over to the fridge and produces a bottle of champagne which he opens.)

Eddie: Orale, holmes! Let’s celebrate!

Kenua: (Somber) Eddie I’m not in the mood.

Eddie: Come on, holmes! Why not, ese?

Kenua: It’s just… I dunno….

Eddie: Holmes, what’s a matter. You miss Jesse?

(Crowd laughs.)

Kenua: No….I mean.… well sure….but Luchara’s aunt is in the hospital.

Eddie: I know. But, holmes, nows not the time for that. Now is the time to celebrate.

Kenua: I just wish there was something I could do? I’m really worried about her. Maybe I’ll send her flowers. Naa, hell. I’ll hand deliver her flowers at her home in L.A.

Eddie: That’s the spirit! (Eddie takes a big swig of the champagne.)

Kenua: I really hope she’s gonna be okay.

(Awkward Pause.)

Eddie: Um, Kenua. Are you gonna drink some champagne?

Kenua: No thanks, Eddie, you can have it all.

Eddie: Alright holmes! VIVA LA RAZA!

(We head back to ringside.)

TM: Well there are two contrasting moods there.

King: I almost find it insincere of Eddie to be in such a good mood.

TM: Well, you and I both know Eddie. He’s a free-spirit. He’s trying to cheer Kenua up.

King: Well it doesn’t seem to be working very well now does it.

TM: No, but obviously Kenua is showing a lot of concern for Luchara.

King: Well obviously, I mean her aunt is in the hospital and we definetly hope for a quick and speedy recovery.

TM: Absolutely. But King, now it’s time for our Main Event. It’s gonna be a Tag Team match between Matt Ackerman and a partner of his choosing and Mr. Reality and a partner of his choosing!

(The Broken by Fireball Ministry hits to mostly heat.)

DING DING DING!

The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Birmingham in the United Kingdom, Mr. Reality Shane Warner!

(Shane points to the titan-tron as his music stops and the fans wait in suspense for his mystery partner.)

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Motorhead’s The Game hits to big heat as Compton’s Most Wanted makes his way down to the ring.)

And his partner, from Seeda West Piru Compton, Weighing 195 pounds, Compton’s Most Wanted!

(My Sweet Shadow- Ackerman edit by In Flames hits to a huge pop!)

And the opponents, first, from Thornhill, Ontario, Canada, weighing 195 pounds, he is the WNC World Heavyweight Champion, Matt Ackerman!

(Matt comes out with a microphone.)

Matt: Well well well, if it isn’t my old buddy Compton’s Most Wanted. You see the man I’m about to bring out here, is a very very good friend of mine. In fact, me and him up until recently held tag team gold together. So please welcome my partner, the Lucha Legend……..

(Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen hits to big heat!)

TM: Wait a minute now! What the hell is this?

(Charles Kennedy comes out with a microphone.)

Charles: Hold on a minute there, Matt. I was just backstage pondering something and it occurred to me that you will be choosing the stipulation for the match at Summer Blast. Therefore I realized it would be terribly unfair and unjust of me to let you choose your own partner here tonight.

(Crowd boos.)

Charles: Oh but not to worry. I went out and selected a partner for you myself.

(Theme from Austin Powers hits to a mixed reaction!)

TM: WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? BOB?

(Bob reluctantly comes out. Ackerman glares at Charles but then runs to the ring!)

DING DING DING!

And here we go. Ackerman hammering away on Reality. Compton got a cheap shot in there. I guess Compton will be the legal man for them as Reality heads to the corner. Compton hammering away on Ackerman. Compton goes for a DDT but Ackerman counters looking for a Belly to Belly Suplex. Compton nails a kick to the mid-section followed by a Scissors Kick! Compton throws Ackerman into the corner and tags in Warner! Double Superplex! Reality with the lackluster cover! One, two and no. Reality locks in a Rear Naked Choke. The blood rushing to Ackerman’s head. Ackerman fights loose and nails a hard back elbow. Mr. Reality accidentally knocks Compton off the apron! The referee calls it a legal tag! Back suplex on Reality! Compton sets up for the Pedigree! But Ackerman counters with a Back Body Drop! Ackerman goes for the Switchback 06! Reality comes in to break it up but hesitates and stays out of the ring! SWITCHBACK 06 connects! What the hell? Ackerman just tagged in Bob! Bob up top! FROG SPLASH ON COMPTON! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

Here are your winners, Bob and Matt Ackerman!

TM: MY GOD! BOB JUST PINNED COMPTON’S MOST WANTED!

(Mr. Reality backs down the ramp as Ackerman flaunts the World Title and we fade to black.)