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[Mike Jones]

11/14 WNC BeatDown Results
A video package is shown showcasing the final moments of last week’s Beatdown with The Executioner’s invasion. The WNC logo flashes on the screen and System of A Down’s Revenga plays as we witness a brand new WNC BeatDown Intro Video. Images go past at break-neck speed of the EMT running while on fire, Jesse hitting a suicide plancha on Raw Impact, Eddie G grinning with a flaming table in front of him, J-Master planting Becker with the RKO off the top rope, Jesse hitting the Green Bay Plunge on Impact off the top of the ladder, Wrestling God hitting the Clothesline From Hell on Impact, Sheena Michaels celebrating after beating Jesse, Executioner’s pyro trapping Jesse, Raw Impact hitting the Canadian Destroyer on Jesse, A bloody Jesse in a headlock from Impact, Da Gangsta Leg Drop-DDT’ing Harold Johnson and one final image of Mike Becker powerbombing J-Master through the hole in the cell onto the flaming tables.
The pyro hits in the arena and Revenga continues to play as our announce team welcome us to the first ever WNC BeatDown on Monday Night’s. Tonight we will see a huge six man tag team match involving five of the men who will be competing in just six days at Hellfire and Brimstone for the vacated WNC Pure Wrestling Championship. Plus The Executioner will make his in-ring debut here tonight.

DING! DING! DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
(Crash Holly’s old theme plays on the speakers to a fairly decent pop)
Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota weighing in tonight at 285 pounds, Raw Impact!

(Fozzy’s Born of Anger plays to another decent pop)
And his opponent, from Adelaide, Australia, Sheena Michaels!

Sheena Michaels immediately gets in the ring and begins circling her opponent. Michaels had an impressive victory last week on BeatDown, defeating a former WNC Pure Wrestling Champion in Jesse, earning herself a shot at the Current WNC Champ The Wrestling God. At Hellfire and Brimstone these two athletes will be involved in a triple threat match with the Wrestling God, who by the way will be in action later tonight teaming with Hot Stuff Eddie G and Mike Becker taking on Da Gangsta, J-Master and Jesse in our HUGE Six- Man Main Event Tag Team Match-Up.

The timekeeper rings the bell and we are under way. Referee Brian Thomas assigned this contest as the two athletes lock up. Impact tries to force his way out of it as soon as Michaels begins to build momentum, but she is holding on. Impact eventually over powers her and brings her to the turnbuckle. The referee asks for a clean break, and somewhat surprisingly considering Impact’s recent attitude, we get it. Impact lost his title last week to Wrestling God thanks to some outside interference by our General Manager Harold Johnson, who by the way IS here tonight, and we hope to get an update on who the sixth man in the Ladder Match will be. Michaels goes for a collar and elbow tie-up, Impact succesfully elbows out of it and tries to go for a clothesline but Michaels senses it and ducks and then hit’s a vicious super kick, Impact is down. Michaels bends backwards and creates a bridge and goes for the cover. One! Two! Thr…No! Some exceptional flexibility here being shown by Sheena Michaels, a young lady who grew up in Southern Australia. She has a background in gymnastics, but since she was a young child, she’s wanted to become a proffesional wrestler, and she is living her dream here in the WNC. Well, Raw Impact has a similar upbrining, only his took place a bit closer to the Pepsi Center here in Colorado than Australia, in Minneapolis, Minnesota. He grew up in an Amateur Wrestling family. He’s demonstrating some amateur skills as he goes now for an Belly to Belly Suplex, but Michaels elbows her way out. Now Michaels goes for a Belly to Belly and hits it! The Bridge! One! Two! Thre..No! Wow! Michaels seemingly engaged in a contest of one-up-man-ship here with Raw Impact. Impact can not afford to get frustrated, that’s what we saw happen to Jesse last week, and that cost him the match. Not only that, it cost him a shot at the Pure Wrestling Title. Now obviously, both of these two athletes have been confirmed as being part of the triple threat at Hellfire and Brimstone, but tonight they have a chance to gain some momentum going in to the WNC’s Second Pay Per View. No doubt that they’d love to wear their opponent down tonight. If Impact takes out Michaels this Sunday, or vice versa, then they have the champion all to themselves. Impact going for a collar and elbow tie-up again on Michaels but she elbows through and hits a big-time DDT for a close two count! Wait a minute! That’s Wrestling God. Wrestling God is making his way down to the ring. He’s coming over to our announce table. It looks like he just wants a good view at his two opponents this coming Sunday. Michaels is briefly distracte by WG’s sudden appearance and looks angrily at him. Michaels obviously remembring some of those completely innappropriate comments that he made about her last week. Those comments were totally uncalled for. Raw Impact goes for a school boy trying to take advantage of the momentary distraction. 1…2…Micheals rolls it through now! One..Two…Now Impact rolls it through! He’s got the ropes! One! Two! Thre…The referee saw it! Impact nearly stole that one with the ropes. Raw Impact is setting Michaels up, he’s going for the Canadian Destroyer! HE HITS IT! IT’S OVER! ONE! TWO! WHAT THE HELL?! WRESTLING GOD JUST JUMPED IMPACT! The referee calls for the bell as Wrestling God stomps the hell out of both individuals. My God! Wrestling God is assaulting them both.
(Longhorn plays on the speakers as WG walks off holding his belt up triumphantly).
The announcer speaks: Ladies and Gentleman, the referee has informed me that due to outside interference, the preceding match-up has been declared a no-contest.
(The crowd boo’s as Wrestling God laughs as he heads back to the dressing room.)
Well, Wrestling God is laughing now, but will he be laughing this Sunday. Well, ladies and Gentleman, we now go backstage to Eric Carsons to speak with the man who has just signed a WNC contract to face The Executioner this Sunday inside of a steel cage.

Eric Carsons: Ladies and Gentleman, I am standing here backstage with a man by the name of Hellraiser. Now Hellraiser, obviously this Sunday you are going to be facing Executioner inside of the Steel Cage, but here tonight, General Manager Harold Johnson has booked you to face a new superstar. A man who calls himself The Dead Man.

Hellraier: So Dead Man, you are goon be the first victim of the Hellraiser's Handbook How can you expect to beat me when your just some second-rate version of my opponent at Hellfire and Brimstone? It’s so simple you can’t possibly expect to beat me. Why? Cause I can smell it in on you, FEAR! You are going into a cold sweat right now, you have realised how dangerous of a predicament that you have gotten yourself into. I'm the most fear superstar you will ever get inside the ring in your career and if you’re lucky you might just escape with your career still in tact. I will have try my best and have some mercy on you as I know that you have a mental condition and you don't know who you are dealing with. Well, I’ve got news for you, you’re dealing with the Hellraiser! I am a legend and you are just a mid-carder, and I’m gonna take you to school. Oh and dont worry too much about losing cause nobody expects you to beat me anyway. You laugh at me because I'm different, well I laugh at you cause you’re all the same!

We head back to ringside and our announce team talk about those bold comments that Hellraiser just made.
(Ozzy Osbourne’s Hellraiser hits the loudspeakers to a mixture of cheers and boo’s.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Birmingham, England, weighing in at 280 pounds, Hellraiser!

(The lights dim and a single spotlight appears at the center of the stage. Wherever I May Roam (S&M Version) by Metallica plays and, we see a large black hat appear from beneath the stage. The hat continues to rise as the Dead Man rises from underneath the stage on a platform. Once the platform is level with the stage, the Dead Man begins to walk. Still, only the single spotlight follows the Dead Man as he walks slowly to the ring, pausing briefly at the end of the rampway to remove his hat and cloak. He stares intently at Hellraiser, and suddenly the spotlight vanishes and the entire arena is in darkness for a few seconds. As soon as the lights come back on, Dead Man is in the ring facing Hellraiser who backs off. The referee signals to the timekeeper who rings the bell.

This match-up is under way. Hellraiser hits a straight right hand to Dead Man. Dead Man absorbs the blow and looks ominously back at Hellraiser and hits a hard forearm to the midsection. Dead Man grasps his arm around the throat and lifts Hellraiser up for a chokeslam! My God! This could be over as soon as it started! Hellraiser kicks his way out of it and hits the JUDGMENT SLAM! WOW! WHAT IMPACT! ONE! TWO! THREE! HELLRAISER HAS WON THIS MATCH!

Announcer: Here is your winner…..
Hellraiser immediately grabs the microphone and says, Dead Man I told you I would beat you, and Executioner, I know you’re watching and I’m calling your ass right now! I ain’t waiting till Sunday, get your ass out here!

(DARKNESS)

The lights come back on and EXECUTIONER IS IN THE RING! But, WHERE THE HELL IS HELLRAISER? THERE HE IS! Hellraiser is pacing back up the ramp and he’s pointing at his head. I think Hellraiser just outsmarted Executioner there. Executioner glares menacingly at Hellraiser as he dissapears behind the curtains. WAIT A MINUTE! DEAD MAN JUST STOOD UP AND HE’S BEHIND EXECUTIONER! Executioner senses it and turns around and CHOKESLAMS Dead Man! WHO THE HELL? A deranged man of about 6’3” jumps on Executioner from behind and he’s literally sitting on Executioners shoulders choking him out! Executioner immediately backs him into the corner and the man grabs the rope and climbs up there and he’s going for a Flying Crossbody. Executioner jumps up after him, lifts him over his head and hits a SUPER DEATH DROP!!!!!! MY GOD!!!! Executioner stares at his opponent, when suddenly HELLRAISER APPEARS AND ABOSLUTELY BLASTS EXECUTIONER FROM BEHIND WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! HE NAILED HIM! EXECUTIONER IS OUT COLD!!!!!!!! Hellraiser must have come back through the crowd! My God! Will this be the scene this coming Sunday! Folks, we’ve got to take a break, but we’ll be right back with The Executioner’s In-Ring Debut! But I seriously doubt that he’s in any shape to fight tonight!

We come back from commercial and Executioner is standing in the ring over top of two men lying flat on the ground! We recognize one as Referee Brian Thomas who was set to officiate this match, and the other is the man who received the Super Death Drop just moments before! Ladies and Gentleman, I have just been informed by my producer that Eric Carsons is standing backstage with General Manager Harold Johnson.

Eric Carsons: Mr. Johnson, Sir, can you please tell us who that man that attacked the Executioner is? And what is the result of the contest?

Harold Johnson: I can confirm that the man who attacked Executioner was indeed the man who was scheduled to face him tonight. A man by the name of Insane Gary Lang. Unfortunately, due to the fact that the Executioner felt the need to chokeslam our official, this match-up is going to be declared a no contest.

Carsons: One more question, Sir, if I may. Who are you planning on naming the sixth man in the Ladder Match at Hellfire and Brimstone?

Johnsons: It’s funny that you should ask, I was just about to make my way to the ring and tell everybody right now.

With that, Harold Johnson leaves and makes his way towards the curtain as we head back to commercial.

We come back from commercial and the GM’s music hits and Harold Johnson heads to the ring.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, Would you please welcome the General Manager of WNC BeatDown, Harold Johnson!
Harold Johnson: Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome to the First Ever WNC BeatDown on a Monday night! (He pauses for a loud pop.) This Sunday at Hellfire and Brimstone we will see the WNC Pure Wrestling Title defended by Wrestling God in a triple threat against Sheena Michaels and Raw Impact! In addition, the culmination of many months of backstabbing will occur within the confines of a Steel Cage as lifelong enemies The Executioner and Hellraiser will duke it out. But the Grand Daddy of them all will be the Six Way Ladder Match for the WNC World Heavyweight Championship featuring Jesse, J-Master, Mike Becker, Hot Stuff Eddie G, Da Gangsta and a sixth man who I’m sure all of you are wondering about. I am not going to announce who this sixth man will be, I will let that decision be left up to whoever decides to show up this Sunday for a BATTLE ROYAL! That’s right, ANY WNC SUPERSTAR who is not already in match can enter this battle royal. I can already confirm that Insane Gary Lange, The Dead Man and the man who I am about to intrdouce to you right now will be in it. But there will be more, including A HUGE SURPRISE ENTRANT!

In the meantime, however, ladies and Gentleman allow me to introduce to you the Man who will make the BIGGEST Impact this Sunday night. He weighs in at 530 pounds and stands 7 feet 4 inches tall. Please Welcome PAUL BUNYAN!!!!!!!!

(Six Feet Under’s My Hatred hits the system and the Giant comes forward).

Bunyan steps towards the ring and already towers over Johnson, and Johnson’s in the ring! Bunyan then grabs the top rope and pulls himself up and over. Bunyan eyes Johnson and grabs the microphone.

Bunyan: You’re Damn Right! I am the BIGGEST MAN IN THIS BUSINESS! If anybody wants to challenge me, 24 hours a day, I’m open for business! So, who’s it gonna be.

Harold Johnson looks shocked not expecting Bunyan to fight tonight. Johnson is not about to argue with the big man so he quietly leaves the room.

(Theme from Austin Powers hits)

WHAT?

A man who is wearing black cut-off tights and a black tie around his neck and nothing else makes his way to the ring. He may be 5’6” if he’s lucky. Pretty scrawny too. I don’t what the hell he’s doing here though.

Harold Johnson grabs the announcers microphone and walks up to the mysterious man: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

The man grabs the microphone: MY NAME IS BOB!!!!

The man drops the mic and runs into the ring to both Harold and Bunyan’s amazement. Bunyan backs off and let’s Bob come towards him. A referee comes from the back and rings the bell and we have an impromptu match here tonight! Bob charges up to Bunyan, but Bunyan puts his hand over Bob’s entire face and Bob is swinging lefts and rights but is not connecting. Bunyan is laughing, he’s enjoying this. Bob breaks free and hits a vicious kick to Bunyan’s knee. The big man doesn’t go down, but he winces in pain. Bob hits another one, and Bunyan is infuriated! Bunyan, in one swift motion grabs Bob by his throat and lifts him HIGH IN THE AIR! Bunyan then CHOKESLAMS BOB OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! BOB HASN’T MOVED. The referee hurriedly counts to ten and rings the bell and calls for EMT’s as we head to commercial.

We come back and EMT’s are just finishing carting a still unconcious Bob into the backstage area! We are shown footage of the SICKENING CHOKESLAM! SICK!

We go backstage and Eric Carsons is standing by.

Carsons: Ladies and Gentleman, I am standing by with three of the men who will be teaming up momentarily in the huge main event. But these three men will be facing each other come this Sunday. But more importantly, after eeing the debut of Paul Bunyan, and knowoing he couild very well be the Sixth Member of the Ladder Match, what’s your thoughts on that?

(The camera pans out and reveals Da Gangsta, Jesse and J-Master seperately, all three pops getting significantly louder!)

Da Gangsta; I don’t care who the sixth man is. Tonight, myself, Jesse and J-Master keep it real and fight as a team, but come this Sunday it’s every man for himself and Don’t think I won’t take you two out if I get the chance.

Jesse: I wouldn’t worry about that Gangsta, you see, I plan on becoming the WNC Heavyweight Champion this Sunday, and not you, J-Master, Mike Becker, Eddie G or Paul Bunyan or whoever this sixth man is gonna be is going to stop me!

J-Master: I totally respect both of you guys and your opinion’s and you know that, but I don’t respect Mike Becker or Eddie G. They screwed me out of the WNC Heavyweight Title at BattleZone. And then Mike Becker screwed over the WNC and left. Now he’s back and he gets a title shot? Either way, I’m not gonna sit around and bitch about it, I’m gonna let my actions do the talking this Sunday, and I will become the WNC World Heavyweight Champion! And that’ all I’ve got to say about that!

J- Master hands the mic back to Eric Carsons who looks stunned, shrugs his shoulders and we head to commercial break.

We come back from commercial and the announcer is standing in the ring along with Senior Referee Perry Hughes.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is a six-man tag team match scheduled for one fall.

BRRRRINGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
LIE! CHEAT! STEAL!

Introducing first, from Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at 230 pounds, Hot Stuff Eddie G!

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
(Longhorn plays to a round of boo’s.)
And his partners, first from, High Street, weighing in at 255 pounds, the Wrestling God!

(Nickelback’s Photograph plays to mostly boo’s)
And, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 315 pounds, Mike “The Best” Becker.

A caption in the corner pops up announcing that Nickelback’s new album All the Right Reasons is in stores now!

(G-Unit’s Stunt 101 hits to a big pop!)
And their opponents, first weighing in at 232 pounds, from Sacramento, California, Da Gangsta!

(Set It Off Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to a massive pop)
And his partners, first, from Edmonton Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 237 pounds, Jesse!

ALRIGHT, PARTNER!
GONNA KEEP ON ROLLIN’ BABY!
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!

(Limp Bizkit’s Rollin hits the speakers and the crowd are on their feet!)

J-Master comes out and parks his bike on the ramp and all three men charge the ring!

The referee has to gain control here as J-Master goes straight for Mike Becker. Jesse is pounding the hell out of Eddie G, and Wrestling God and Da Gangsta seem to not like each other much and they’re pounding the hell out of each other too. Da Gangsta throws Wrestling God out of the ring and goes to retrieve him but he gets thrown into the steel steps for his troubles. J-Master sets Mike Becker against the ropes and hits two knife edge chops, followed by a running Cactus-Jack style Clothesline sending both men to the outside leaving Jesse and Eddie G in the ring. The referee rings the bell and this match-up is under way. Jesse and Eddie go for a collar and elbow tie-up but neither man can get an advantage and both men break the hold. Eddie G offers another tie-up to Jesse, which he goes for, but Eddie G hits a thumb to the eye. Eddie G tries to capitalize with an armbar, but Jesse hits a few elbows to the skull and managfes to break loose. Jesse gets behind Eddie G and hits a German! And a second! He goes for the third, but Eddie counters and shoves Jesse into the turnbuckle. Eddie runs up and goes for a roll-up, but Jesse counters and gets a quick 2 count! Jesse makes the tag and J-Master comes in and gets a big pop. J-Master goes right for Eddie. This is the man who cost him the WNC Title at the last Pay Per View. J-Master unloads on Eddie with lefts and rights, and Eddie G gets backed into his own corner. Wrestling God smacks Eddie G on the back and tags himself in. J-Master doesn’t realize at first and walks into a right hand! J-Master stumbles his way over to his own corner and tagf in Da Gangsta! Gangsta hits a clothesline on Wrestling God! Gangsta then knocks both Eddie G and Becker off the ropes. Gangsta turns around and goes for a spear on Wrestling God but he moves out of the way and Gangsta’s shoulder slams into the turnbuckle! WG tags in Eddie who grabs Gangsta and goes for a German Suplex! He hits it and builds a bridge for a two count! Eddie puts Gangsta in a headlock and Gangsta goes to his knees. Gangsta eventually manages to force his way out, and Eddie realizes this and hits Gangsta in the back of the head with a forearm. Eddie picks Gangsta up and manages to lock in a Full Nelson. Gangsta fights for a moment or two before managing to hit a kick to the mid-section and elbowing his way out. Gangsta and Eddie both go off the ropes and they hit a double clothesline. Both men are out of it. Eddie G makes the tag to Wrestling God. Gangsta almost gets the tag on Jesse but WG kicks him. Jesse goes after WG but the ref stops him. While the referee is trying to restrain Jesse, WG throws Gangsta back into the corner and then Becker chokes him with the tag rope. WG stomps the hell out of Da Gangsta and then picks him up and hits a DDT. Well, this is a smart move by Wrestling God, Eddie and Becker. All three of these men are isolating Da Gangsta, who may be the weakest link here. Not to say that Gangsta isn’t a tough competitor, but he is the smallest and least experienced of the three men on the opposite side of the ring, so it’s hard to blame this team for taking advantage of him. WG picks up Gangsta and hits a Last Call! WG tags in Eddie who hits a gutbuster. They’ve really done a great job of isolating Gangsta. Gangsta once again crawls over to his corner, desperate for a tag, but Eddie yanks him back and hits a Stalling Backbreaker and then hooks in a headlock. The referee checks Gangsta, he could be out of it. He raises the hand. It drops! One! He raises it again! It drops again! Two! If it drops one more time, this match is over. NO! GANGSTA IS FIGHTING BACK! The crowd make noise trying to amp up Gangsta and it seems to be working as Gangsta is to his knees and now on his feet. Gangsta elbows his way out, and Eddie goes for a clothesline but he ducks and Gangsta hits a clothesline of his own followed by an OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Both men are down! Da Gangsta and Eddie both make it to their corners and tag in Jesse and Becker respectively. Jesse clotheslines Becker, then Eddie and then WG! Jesse is cleaning house here! Becker comes from behind and hits a Release German Suplex and Jesse lands on his head. J-Master shows up and knocks Becker down with a clothesline. Becker tries to come back with a clothesline of his own, but Master ducks and then catches him into a spinebuster. Wrestling God shows up and hits the clothesline from hell on a distracted J-Master! Eddie G is climbing to the top of the rope and he’s looking for the frog splash! Wait a minute! Jesse goes up and grabs Eddie G and hits the GREEN BAY PLUNGE! BOTH MEN LANDED ON J-MASTER AND WRESTLING GOD! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! Mike Becker grabs Da Gangsta and goes to hit the Canadian Destroyer! But Gangsta reverses and hits the Leg-Drop DDT! Jesse’s up top, he and Becker are the legal men! Jesse going for the 450 SPLASH! HE HIT IT! ONE! TWO! THR!!!! NOOOO! WHAT THE HELL?!! PAUL BUNYAN JUST SHOWED UP AND BROKE UP THE COUNT! Oh my God1 Bunyan has Jesse! CHOKESLAM! Bunyan now picks up Gangsta! Chokeslam! Bunyan peels WG off the ground and CHOKESLAM! Now, J-MASTER CHOKESLAM! EDDIE G! CHOKESLAM! MIKE BECKER! CHOKESLAM! OH MY GOD! BUNYAN IS CLEANING HOUSE! WE NEED HELP! SOMEBODY STOP THIS! Bunyan leaves the ring and grabs a steel chair and begins assaulting everyone in the ring with it!

(CONCRETE SLEDGE by PANTERA Hits the Speakers!!!!!!)

WHAT THE HELL?? OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THE MODERN MARVEL! THE MODERN MARVEL IS HERE IN THE WNC!!!!!! OH MY GOD!

Modern Marvel hits the ring and Bunyan tries to punch him but he ducks and HITS THE FU! THE FU! THE FU ON THE 500-PLUS POUND BUNYAN! MY GOD! IS MARVEL GONNA BE THE SIXTH MAN IN THE LADDER MATCH AT HELLFRIE AND BRIMSTONE NEXT SUNDAY! WE”LL FIND OUT THIS SUNDAY!!!!!!!

Marvel stands triumphantly over the fallen giant as we fade to black

[Mike Jones]

11/28 BeatDown Results
Written by Nuttyskadork with Input by Compton's Most Wanted

A video package is shown highlighting the WNC’s Hellfire And Brimstone pay per view. The pyro goes off and System of A Down’s Revenga plays as our Announcers welcome us to BeatDown live from Madison Square Garden in New York City.

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
(Theme from Austin Powers hits)
Introducing first, from his Parent’s basement, weighing in at 150 pounds, Bob!
(Sugar We’re Going Down by Fallout Boy hits)
And, making his WNC In-Ring Debut, from the Middle East, weighing in at 450 pounds, “The Buzzed Bunny” Alejandro Reed Sr.

Well folks, Alejando Reed Sr. making his in-ring debut here tonight.

The referee goes to ring the bell, but at the last minute, announcer Eric Carsons shows up on the big screen and the referee stops the match.

Folks, we understand Eric Carsons is outside in the parking lot. Apparently there’s some kind of breaking situation out there.

Carsons: Thank you guys, some fans have been trying to sneak past security, and this one has the potential to turn violent.

(The camera pans out and we see a Hummer with the words G-Unit painted on the sides. 2 men and a women walk out of the vehicle. They all appear to be in their late-teens/ early-twenties.)

One of the men is heard saying: This WWA Invasion thing is a joke. How dare they have an invasion and not tell us? Let’s show this entire WNC locker room just how G-Unit rolls.

(The three individuals walk up to the gate and a heavyset security guard walks up to them.)

Security: Sorry guys, I can’t let you through here.
The woman speaks up: Who the hell are you calling a guy?
Security: Oh, my apologies ma’am.
Woman: That’s better bitch.
Security: Look I’m sorry folks, but if you don’t have a pass I can’t let you in to the show tonight.
The taller male speaks up: Do you know who we are?
Security: Yes, I think so Sir.
The other man speaks up: Then get the hell out of our damn way.
Security: I’m sorry Sir. I can’t let you in without a pass. There are still some tickets available at the box office.
The tall guy: Do you know what happens to people when we don’t get what we want?
Security: No, I do not sir. I’m just following the rules.
Tall guy again: To hell with the rules. We don’t play by the damn rules.
Security: Look, please don’t hurt me!
The tall guy speaks to the girl: RKO, pass me that camera please.
The girl grabs the camera out of the humvee and tosses it to the taller guy: Here!
The taller man catches it and asks the security guard: Do you want a picture with New York’s Most Wanted?
Security: Well, sure I guess.
The man identified as New York Most Wanted stand next to the guard, smiles, puts his arm around his shoulder and then puts him in a choke hold and the other man hits several jabs to his mid-section.
The girl walks up and smacks him across the face: Don’t you ever and I mean EVER say NO to us AGAIN!
The taller man comes over and says: We do whatever the Hell we want to do! New York put him up!
(New York Most Wanted puts the security guard up over his shoulders. The taller man climbs on top of the humvee and they hit the G-Unit Device!)
Tall guy: Let’s go inside.
(The camera man follows the three people into the building.)
The tall guy stops in his path and comes face to face with someone else: Well, well, well. If it isn’t Mike “The Best” Becker, the new WNC World Heavyweight Champion. (Camera pans out to reveal Mike Becker with the World Title draped across his shoulder. The crowd pops for him.)
The tall guy speaks again: So, how’s it going, chump?
Becker: You mean champ. If it isn’t my old buddies, in G-Unit. Y’all ain’t tough. You’re just a bunch of jackasses who pick on helpless people. That crap you pulled on that securiy guard man, that wasn’t funny. You don’t know how much the entire WNC roster’s been aching to get their hands on some of you WWA guys.
The tall guy speaks again: Really??? That’s awesome bros. But that also makes you the dumbest bitch in the WNC if you can’t remember who I am. I am the Cerebral Assassin, Compton’s Most Wanted, the baddest “M-F’er” in the world. Don’t forget what appened that night when me and Venom kicked your ass back in WWA.
Becker: I don’t want to rememebr that night. You guys were the biggest sons of bitches back then, and obviously nothing much has changed. You’re still a no-good bastard, CMW.
CMW: You’ve got guts saying that to me, dog. Put er there? (CMW offers out his hand)
Becker: You must think I’m the biggest moron in the country. I don’t trust any of you a bit.
(CMW nods to someone off screen)
Suddenly, a tall man sneaks up behind Becker and hits an Insane Bomb. What? That was Insane Gary Lang. Where the hell did he come from?
Gary Lang: G-g-g-g-g-g-g-gG-Unit. Dumb old Mike forgot that I was in G-Unit. Well gues wha Mike, G-Unit is here in the WNC for good.
CMW: Let’s head to the ring, aiight.
They pass by and exchange menacing looks with our interviewer Eric Carsons, Raw Impact and the gigantic Paul Bunyan.

(We head back to ringside, and our announce team are just as confused as everyone else. Bob and Alejandro Reed Sr. have given up waiting.)

(Here Comes Tha Boom by Nelly hits the speakers and the crowd boo’s as Compton’s Most Wanted makes his way to the ring.)
CMW: Did you see what we did to that security guard? (The crowd boo’s). Oh I guess not, let’s show it again.

(The big screen shows the footage of them attacking the security guard and Mike Becker. When we come back to ringside, the crowd is still booing).

CMW: This isn’t the last beating you’ll see here in the WNC. Because G-Unit has arrived. I am the baddest M-F’er in this industry, and I am Compton’s Most Wanted. Let me introduce you to my troops, first off, from NYC this is my cousin, New York’s Most Wanted.
(A Letter to New York City by Beastie Boys play as the shorter man from earlier makes his way out to the ring).
(The music stops and Mercyful Fate’s Burn In My Light begins to play as the girl makes her way out to the ring.)
CMW: And this is RKO Sledge Angel!
(Madhouse by Anthrax kicks in this time gaining heat)
CMW: And this is Insane Gary Lang. And we are G-G-g-g-g-g-g-gG-UNIT!
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
(Longhorn begins playing receiving a mixed reaction)
The Wrestling God makes his way out to ringside, he already holds a microphone. The WNC Pure Wrestling Championship belt is around his shoulder.)

WG: Who the hell are you thugs, and what the hell are you doing on my show?
CMW: This ain’t your show, this is G-Unit’s show now bitch.
(Crash Holly’s old theme hits to a decent pop and Raw Impact comes out, with a distinct limp after that hellacious triple threat last night.)
Impact: Who the hell do you think you are? Wrestling God, this isn’t about you, and this sure as hell ain’t your show.
WG: Oh really? Well, I’ve got news for you. You see this contract right here. That says that Harold Johnson has appointmed me as the new General Manager for as long as it takes for him to recover from his injuries.

WHAT? WRESTLING GOD IS THE NEW GENERAL MANAGER?

Impact goes and looks at the contract and then says: Um, sorry, Wrestling “God”, but that’s a fake.
WG: Nice try, it’s real.
Impact: All it says is something about accepting a delivery from Fed Ex.
WG: WHAT?

BRRRRRRRINGGGGGGGG
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT??
LIE CHEAT STEAL!!!!!!!!!!

Hot Stuff Eddie makes his way out to a HUGE POP!

Eddie: What’s up, Wrestling God? You see, I have a problem with you being the General Manager. Unfortunately, Impact is right, the contract you signed is a FAKE! Maybe next time, you should keep an eye on your briefcase when you’re in the shower? I STOLE YOUR CONTRACT!!!!

(Eddie produces the contract immediately and Wrestling God yells at him and tries to go after him. Jesse get in between the two and holds them back.)
Impact: Look you guys, we have more important things to deal with than worry about who’s the General Manager.
(Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen hits the speakers)

What the hell? Wait a minute that’s the owner of the WNC. It’s Charles Kennedy, the C.E.O.

Charles: Everybody shut the hell up, I have an announcement to make. As many of you know, the WNC Presents Ultimate Destruction on December 18th. At that point in time we will have a Epic Five on Five Elimination Style No Disqualifcation Match between the WWA and the WNC! It’s gonna be Hellraiser, New York’s Most Wanted, Insane Gary Lang, RKO Sledge Angel and The Executioner taking on The Wrestling God, Jesse, Hot Stuff Eddie, Sheena Michaels and Paul Bunyan! In the meantime, just so there’s no confusion between Wrestling God or Eddie, quite frankly what the GM did by naming a replacement. Well, to be perfectly honest, he doesn’t have that authority, dammit. I am giving the General Manager until next week to recover from his injuries and get his ass back here, at which point, if he doesn’t show, I will PERSONALLY assign a New General Manager. But right here tonight, I am ordering a Six-Man tag between Impact, Eddie G and Wrestling God versus New York’s Most Wanted, Hellraiser and Insane Gary Lang. Now, don’t worry, RKO Sledge Angel tonight you will face in a triple threat match for the brand new WNC Woman’s Championship, Sheena Michales and a new Diva by the name of Bad Girl! Oh, and CMW after you had your minion take are of my World Champion earlier tonight, I’m going to give you a chance to earn your shot to face Becker for the World Title at Ultimate Destruction in a 3 Stages of Hell Match. Whoever faces Becker will face him first in a Submissions Only Match, Second will be a Hardcore Match, and finally, A HELL IN A CELL! Right here tonight, CMW, you will have a number one contender’s match tonight against……..this man……

(New Found Power by Damageplan hits to an earth-shattering pop and the Modern Marvel makes his way to the ring.)

Modern Marvel gets in the ring and immediately grabs CMW’s microphone.
Marvel: What’s up, Poser?
CMW looks pissed and threatens to go after Marvel but New York’s Most Wanted intelligently holds him back).
Marvel: So tonight, you are going to step in the ring with the E-Fed Icon, the Modern Marvel.
CMW: I’m gonna kick your ass, Marvel.
Marvel: Oh really , is that so. Well, we’ll just have to see about that tonight then won’t we.
CMW: Yeah, we will.
Marvel: You see last night, I went through, pardon the cheap plug, Hellfire and Brimstone and came within inches of holding the WNC title. I don’t plan on losing my shot at Becker to a lousy curtain jerker like you.
CMW: Curtain- Jerker? Bitch, I’m the Main Event.
(As if on cue, Set It Off- Tweeker Mix by P.O.D hits the speakers to a massive ovation.)

WHAT THE HELL? IT CAN’T BE! MY GOD IT IS! IT’S JESSE! JESSE IS HERE! Jesse was checked into a Severe Burn Unit last night and we understand he suffered third degree burns all across his back at the hands of that powerbomb onto the flaming table by Hot Stuff Eddie.

(Jesse briefly eyes Eddie as he makes his way to the ring. Jesse hops in and grabs the microphone that CMW had just taken from the announcer.)
Jesse: Did I just hear you correctly? Did you just call yourself the Main Event? Sorry, pal, but I AM THE MAIN EVENT around here! You dig, “biaaaaatch”!

UH OH! IT’S ON! CMW, NYMW and Insane Gary Lang attack Jesse and Marvel. Eddie, Impact and WG come out from the stage and jump G-Unit from behind. CMW and Marvel are duking it out. NYMW is throwing lefts and rights on Jesse. Impact, WG and Eddie are triple teaming Insane Gary Lange. WAIT A MINUTE! Here comes Sheena Michaels! Michaels and Sledge are duking it out now! Uh-Oh! Here come the reinforcements. Dead Man, Executioner and Hellraiser show up and start cleaning house!
(Six Feet Under’s My Hatred Hits to a big pop!)
OH NO! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! THE 7 FOOT 500 PLUS POUND PAUL BUNYAN CHARGES DOWN AND CLEARS THE RING OF THE ENTIRE WWA!

G-Unit begin to leave, but our C.E.O. stops them.
Kennedy: Wait a minute, just where the hell do you think you’re going, Rko Sledge Angel? You’re triple threat match is RIGHT NOW! Oh, and the rest of you might as well go ahead and get ready for your matches because G-Unit is BANNED from Ringside!

(The camera focuses in on Sledge Angel who is arguing with our C.E.O. as we head to our first commercial break.)

We come back from commercial and Sheena Michaels are in the ring, the referee struggling to keep them apart as they circle one another.

(Hell’s Bells by AC/DC hits the speakers and the lights go dim)
And their opponent, from Hell’s Gate, being accompanied to the ring by the Metal God, this is Bad Gurl!

The referee holds up the new WNC Woman’s Championship, shows it to all three girls and rings the bell.

DING DING DING! The match-up is under way. Sheena Michaels and RKO Sledge Angel go right after one another and go for a collar and elbow tie-up. Bad Gurl takes advantage and hits a double clothesline on both girls. RKO leaves the ring temporarily to regain her breath. Bad Gurl takes Michaels and hits a vicious uppercut followed by a Pumphandle Slam! Bad Gurl then hooks in a Bearhug! Michaels gets loose temporarily and tries to hit a clothesline but Bad Gurl ducks. Bad Gurl goes after Michaels but this time she ducks. Michaels hits a pair of back chops on Bad Gurl and she’s against the ropes. Michaels goes for a running big boot, but Bad Gurl moves out of the way at the last minute and Michael’s gets hung up on the top rope. Michaels falls down and the 6 foot 6 man who accompanied Bad Gurl to the ring, Metal God eyes her suspiciously. Michaels gets back in the rign immediately, wanting no apart of Metal God. Bad Gurl taunts Michaels, but RKO Sledge Angel shows up behind her and hits a school boy roll-up, but Michaels breaks it up before three. RKO and Michaels shove each other a bit until RKO hits a DDT. RKO turns around and walks straight into a Belly to Belly Suplex from Bad Gurl. Michaels gets up and goes towards Bad Gurl and hits a few stiff right hands. The referee admonishes her to open up her fists, and Bad Gurl takes advantage scoring with a elbow to the back of the head. Bad Gurl picks up Michaels by the hair, which the ref admonishes her for. Michaels tries to go for a school boy, but Bad Gurl grabs the rope. Michales hits a bicycle kick and sends Bad Gurl to the floor outside! Metal God immediately picks up Bad Gurl and helps her back in the ring. Bad Gurl goes for a clothesline but Michaels counters and hits a Samoan Drop! WOW! Michaels heads to the top rope, looking for the Elbow Drop! Bad Gurl gets up and hits a few forearms to her face. Bad Gurl goes for a superplex but Michaels headbutts her way loose sending Bad Gurl back to the mat below. Michaels signals one more time but Metal God grabs her leg and pulls her down. The referee thinks he see’s something but he can’t be sure. Suddenly, RKO Sledge Angel sneaks up on Michaels and hits the RKO from the Top Rope! She goes for the pin, but Bad Gurl breaks it up. Bad Gurl tries to Irish Whip RKO but she reverses it. RKO sends Bad Gurl into the corner and then hits a superplex for a close two count. RKO signals for the Running Elbow Drop and comes off the ropes, but at the ropes, Metal God grabs her leg. She turns around and yells at him as does the ref. The referee signals that he is out of here! Metal God doesn’t go willingly at first, so the referee literally takes him down the stage yelling at him to leave. With the referee distracted, Bad Gurl exposes the turnbuckle and knocks RKO’s face into it. Bad Gurl then gets RKO up and hits the Full Nelson Slam! It’s got to be over! Wait a minute! What the Hell? That’s Insane Gary Lange! He came through the crowd! He has a steel chair! Bad Girl turns around and SMACKKK!!!! HE JUST NAILED HER WITH THE CHAIR! LANG GRABS RKO AND ROLLS HER ON TOP OF BAD GURL BEFORE TAKING OFF AGAIN THROUGH THE CROWD! The referee turns around and gets back in the ring, having seen none of this and counts the One, Two, Three.

HERE IS YOUR WINNER, and the NEEEEEWWWWWW WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel!!!!

(RKO can barely stand as she holds up the Woman’s Title, with Mercyful Fate playing in the background as we head to commercial.)

(We come back from commercial and we see G-Unit celebrating in their dressing room as RKO Sledge Angel proudly displays her new Woman’s Championship belt. NYMW goes to pop open a bottle of champagne, but CMW stops him.)
CMW: 1Woah, stop it man. We’ve all got matches tonight, after you and Gary take care of those WNC punks, and I defeat the Modern Marvel, then we will celebrate.
(A knock at the door is heard.)
CMW: Who the hell could that be?
(He opens the door, and Hellraiser is standing there.)
Hellraiser: CMW, you know that me and you don’t see eye to eye on anything in the WWA. But last night, was supposed to be my chance to finally settle my grudge with Executioner. In WWA, they would put us together all the time. But Executioner had a lot of political power there, and a lot of friends. I never got the chance to meet him inside of a steel cage where I didn’t have to worry about outside interference. When the WNC offered me a part-time job, I managed to convince him into showing up, sacrificing a lot of my pride in the process. But what does WNC do, they cancel the match. We gave their General Manager what for last night, but here tonight, we have more important things to deal with, we need to take out the rest of the WNC roster. Obviously, Sledge has already done that by becoming the First Women’s Champion in WNC history, and at the Ultimate Destruction Pay Per View, you’ve got a shot at the champion. If you can beat Modern Marvel tonight. For the time being, I just wanted to call a truce.

(The two men reluctantly shake hands and Hellraiser leaves.)
RKO: What the hell was that all about?
CMW: Look, he’s right. We’ve got the entire WNC locker room gunning for us. We have to stick together. Anyways, you two better go and get ready for your match tonight.

(We head back to ringside and our announce team speak) Well, folks that six man tag team match is coming up shortly. But first we need to update the physical condition of two of our athlete’s here tonight. As a result of injuries sustained in that vicious ladder match last night, Jesse was taken to a local burn unit and was diagnosed as having several third degree burns on his back. Jesse was not expected to be here tonight, and I was shocked that he was here. He could be out of action as long as 2-3 weeks, but the fact that he showed up here show’s you something about his heart, and I wouldn’t bet against him competing next week. The next injury is a bit more serious, during the six-man Ladder match last night, J-Master locked Mike Becker inside of the Tarantula. Let’s show you the footage. (We are shown the clip of J-Master locking in the Tarantula on Becker, Becker’s breaking free and the sickening Widow’s Peak onto the apron). Well folks, J-Master luckily by the grace of God, did not break his neck, but he did suffer a severe concussion and as far as we know he will be out of action indefinetly for at least a month. We also wanted to let you know, that next week on WNC BeatDown, Eric Carsons will have an exclusive interview with J-Master. There have been rumors floating around that J-Master requested his release prior to the match, meaning there could be a potentia lawsuit. We hope to get all of this straightened up as early as next week.

(Madhouse by Anthrax hits to mostly boo’s)
Ladies and Gentleman the following contest is a Six Man Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of New York’s Most Wanted and Insane Gary Lang!
(Hellraiser by Ozzy Osbourne hits to a mixed reaction).
And their partner, from Birmingham, England, weighing in at 280 pounds, Hellraiser!

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
(Longhorn hits to a variety of cheers and boo’s)
And their opponents, first, from High Street, weighing in at 257 pounds. He is the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, the Wrestling God!
(Crash Holly’s old theme hits)
And, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 286 pounds, Raw Impact!
BRINGGGGGGG CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
LIE. CHEAT. STEAL.
SAY HELLO TO EDDIE!

And their partner, from Melbourne, Australia by way of Mexico, weighing in at 227 pounds, Hot Stuff Eddie!

Hot Stuff comes to the front of the stage and points upwards at the sky and mouths “Thank you” and then he does a muscle-pose and pyro erupts out of the stage!

Hot Stuff Eddie as you saw there, paying tribute to his idol, the late and great Eddie Guerrero. We miss you, Eddie. Our condolences go out to his wife Vickie and his two children. On behalf of the entire WNC, our thoughts are with you all.

DING DING DING!
This match-up is under way. Eddie and New York’s Most Wanted will start out. The two men go for a collar and elbow tie-up. Eddie elbows his way out and winds up looking for a straight right hand. NYMW puts his hand up to block it, and Eddie with his left hand hits a thumb to the eye. The referee questions him and he shrugs saying “I didn’t do anything”. Eddie goes for a DDT, but NYMW pushes him away and tags in Insane Gary Lang. Eddie tags in Impact. Impact gets absolutely FLOORED by a Running Big Boot from Lang! Lang then hits a powerslam! And a sitdown powerbomb and gets a two count! Lang yells at the ref extremely frustrated! He’s got to keep his cool here! He picks Impact up and hits a devastating suplex for another 2 count! Lang has lost it! Lang leaves the ring, throws our announcer to the side and grabs the steel chair! What the hell is he thinking! The referee yells at him! Hellraiser and NYMW both try to restrain him but Lang is relentless and he cracks Hellraiser over the head with the chair! NYMW backs off immediately! Lang looks down at Hellraiser and begins to look as if he’s going to put the chair back. Impact comes at him from behind, and THWACK! WHAT! HE JUST NAILED IMPACT! DING DING DING!

(The crowd boo’s relentlessly at the official for ending this match so soon.)

Well folks, it’s hard to blame the official. He was just doing his job, and that was obviously a blatant disqualifcation. NYMW manages to convince Insane Gary Lang to leave, but before he can, Eddie comes off the top rope with a Flying Cross Body to the Outside onto both men taking them out.

(We head backstage and Eric Carsons is standing by with WNC World Heavyweight Champion Mike Becker)
Carsons: Mike, what are your thoughts on the number one contender’s match tonight? Do you have any preference as to which one you’d like to fight at Ultimate Destruction in the 3 Stages of Hell match?

Becker: Well quite frankly, no I do not have any preference. CMW to me isn’t a threat. I’ve beaten him constantly in WWA and IXW. Tony on the other hand is a man who I have a lot of respect for, wheras I have next to no respect for those G-Unit cowards, so it really could go either way for me.

Carsons: Let’s talk strategy. Obviously when it comes down to a 3 Stages of Hell Match, the first fall is crucial, otherwise you’re fighting back all the time. The CEO announced today that the first match would be submissions only. Now obviously, this is an area you’re well-versed in, and Marvel has a lot of moves in his arsenal as well. CMW on the other hand hasn’t really been known for his submission style, your thoughts on that?

Becker: Well of course I know Tony’s gonna bring his A game, I’ve fought him before and I’ve got caughr in a few of his submission’s before. CMW, I’m sure if he wins tonight will train hard and learn some new moves, so I’ll have to be ready for anything. And I always am, and that’s why they call me, the be……

(Becker is interrupted as he gets thrown into a wall by Insane Gary Lang)
WHAT THE HELL?
All of G-Unit as well as several security guards are now trying to restrain Lang, but he gets in a few more shots on Becker.

We head back to ringside and our announce team is appalled. Good God, we know that Lang is a psycho, hence the name, but that was just uncalled for. Although, it is the second time in one night that he’s laid our world’s champion out. You have to wonder what that will do to his stock.

[Mike Jones]

(Here Comes Da Boom by Nelly hits the speakers)
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is your main event and it is schduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Compton, this is Compton’s Most Wanted.

Well folks, CMW not coming alone, as you can see, bringing with him RKO Sledge Angel, New York’s Most Wanted and Insane Gary Lang. Well we have to take a short break, but when we come back, our main event as CMW takes on the Modern Marvel.

(We come back from commercial and CMW is in the ring awaiting his opponent.)
(Damage Plan’s New Found Power hits the speakers to another huge pop)
And his opponent, from Battle Ground Indiana, weighing in at 266 pounds, The Modern Marvel!

Marvel pauses halfway up the stage and then points backwards. Jesse, Eddie and Sheena Michaels come through the curtains to a huge pop. Well folks, he’s brought back-up with him.

Marvel hits the ring and goes straight after CMW and the ref rings the bell. Well, folks originally Marvel was set to take on any takers within the WNC tonight, but now he’s got three of them backing him up. He’s here taking on a new fo, one by the name of Compton’s Most Wanted, the leader of this new crew G-Unit. Marvel goes for a collar and elbow tie-up, which CMW elbows his way out of. CMW goes for a DDT, but it’s countered and Marvel hits a Pumphandle Slam for two. Marvel pulls CMW up and goes for a Stalling Backbreaker, but CMW slips through and hits a neckbreaker for a two count. CMW pulls up Marvel, but Marvel rolls him up and instead of going for the pin, he locks in an Inverted STF. CMW quickly manages to get over to the ropes. Marvel goes up top looking for a Flying Leg Drop, but RKO Angel gets up on the apron and tries to seduce him. Marvel doesn’t seem pleased and neither does the official who threatens to send her to the back if she does it again. The distraction pays off as CMW gets Marvel up and hits a superplex. CMW can’t capitalize right away but eventually gets his arm over the shoulder. The ref counts, but Marvel gets his shoulder up on two. CMW gets up and taunts the crowd, but Marvel was playing possum and he rolls him up for a close two count. CMW hits a big boot and Marvel goes down,but he bounces right back up. CMW goes for yet another Big Boot on Marvel, but this time Marvel is aware of it and catches it. Marvel hits a capture Suplex and then signals for the FU. CMW gets up and goes for a clothesline, which Marvel ducks and then FU! FU! It’s Over! ONE! TWO! THREE! (New Found Power plays to a huge ovation.)

RKO Sledge Angel is yelling at the referee though. Wait a minute! CMW’s foot is on the bottom ropes! There’s no way! Hang on a minute! Did she do that? She did that didn’t she?

The referee explains to Marvel that he didn’t see that the foot was on the ropes. Marvel eyes RKO who stands by acting all innocent. Well I guess this match will continue, CMW goes for a school boy roll-up and has the tights but luckily Marvel kicks out! CMW is frustrated and goes for a big time move. He appears to set up Marvel for a powerbomb, but Marvel counters and hits a back body drop. Marvel comes off the rope looking for a Running Shoulder Tackle, but RKO grabs his leg. Oh come on. What the hell was that all about? Wait a minute! Sheena Michaels just tackled RKO! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGGGGGHHHHTTTTT!!! The referee leaves the ring and ejects both girls from ringside! The crowd boo’s his decision, but once again, Senior Referee Perry Hughes is doing his job here. While he is attempting to separate the girls, Insane Gary Lange enters the ring and tries to smash Marvel with a chair, but he is aware of it and hit’s a big boot, causing the chair to go right into Lang’s skull. New York’s Most Wanted throws a chair into the ring, and then goes over and clotheslines Eddie and then hits a backbreaker on Jesse. Good God! No! Not on Jesse’s burnt back! Eddie then goes after NYMW and the two men duke it out. The referee again leaves the ring attempting to gain control over the two men. Oblivious of the chair in the ring. CMW picks up the chair and goes to smash Marvel, but again he hit’s a big boot! Wait a minute! Who the hell is that! He just came through the crowd! My God! It’s Da Gangsta! Gangsta is furious at Marvel for what happened to him last night! Gangsta hits the DDT-Leg Drop onto the Steel Chair! Good God! He then puts CMW on top of Marvel! What the Hell was that for? The referee gets in the ring: ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! WHAT THE HELL! DAMN IT! Da Gangsta gets in the ring and helps CMW up! The two men embrace! WHAT THE HELL DA GANGSTA HAS BETRAYED THE WNC! DA GANGSTA HAS JOINED G-UNIT! SON OF A BITCH! Gangsta’s Theme Stunt 101 by G-Unit plays as we fade to black, boo’s raining down all over G-Unit.

[Mike Jones]

11/28 WNC BeatDown Results

The WNC Logo flashes by and we are taken to the invasion of WWA at Hellfire and Brimstone. We are shown footage of Hellraiser and Executioner chokeslamming General Manager Harold Johnson. We then see the closing moments of the Ladder Match including Marvel superplexing Gangsta and Becker gaining the title. We see footage from last week with G-Unit attacking the security guard, Insane Gary Lang jumping Mike Becker twice, G-Unit brawling with the WNC Superstars, our CEO’s arrival and subsequent announcement and the main event finish with Da Gangsta showing up, screwing Marvel over and joining G-Unit.

We then go to the WNC BeatDown video which show footage of Mike Becker powerbombing J-Master through the Cell, J-Master hitting the RKO off the Top Rope on Becker, Impact hitting the Canadian Destroyer on Jesse, Jesse hitting the Green Bay Plunge on Impact off the ladder, Hot Stuff Eddie powerbombing Jesse through the flaming barbed wire, Executioner and Hellraiser double chokeslamming Harold Johnson, Executioner setting off his pyro, Hellraiser pinning Dead Man, Dead Man making his entrance, Harold Johnson slapping Impact, Da Gangsta hitting the DDT Leg Drop on Harold Johnson, Marvel hitting the FU on Paul Bunyan, Bunyan chokeslamming Bob, Bob showing up, Bad Gurl and Metal God coming down to the ring, CMW and NYMW hitting the G-Unit Device on the Security Guard, RKO Angel hitting the RKO from the top rope on Sheena Michaels, Sheena Michaels defeating Jesse, Wrestling God attacking Eric Carsons, Insane Gary Lang laying out Mike Becker, Alejandro Reed Sr. showing up and Wrestling God and Sheena Michaels double suplexing Raw Impact through the Spanish Announce Table.

We then go live to the Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio and the pyro goes off as System of A Down’s Revenga plays. Our announce team welcome us and we’re going to start out with a debut. We will have an additional two debuts for you later tonight. That’s right folks, TWO. One was previously announced and the other is a HUGE surprise!

BRRINGGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
LIE CHEAT STEAL!
SAY HELLO TO EDDIE!

Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Melbourne, Australia by way of Mexico, weighing in at 225 pounds, Hot Stuff Eddie!

Eddie pauses at the top of the stage and does a sexy pose and pyro erupts behind him. Eddie loves fire obviously! Eddie gets in the ring and points to his arm, he’s wearing an arm band with the initials EG on it. Once again, in tribute to his idol, the late great Eddie Guerrero.

(Painkiller by Judas Priest hits the speakers and Metal God makes his way out along with Bad Gurl)
And his opponent, from Hell’s Gate, weighing in tonight at 325 pounds, Metal God!

Metal God and Bad Gurl stop at the bottom of the stage and Metal God plays air guitar along with the solo, banging his long blonde hair in unision with Bad Gurl.

Metal God gets in the ring and Bad Gurl hangs around ringside. Metal God made a big impact for her last week although he inadvertently cost her the match. (We are shown the replay of the closing moments of the Women’s Title Match from last week.) The referee was distracted dealing with Metal God and Insane Gary Lang of G-Unit took advantage and took out Bad Gurl, allowing RKO Sledge Angel to get the pin. RKO will defendher title tonight against the other women involved in that triple threat, Sheena Michaels. Plus, the match that was supposed to take place last week as “The Buzzed Bunny” Alejandro Reed Sr. will face Bob. Plus the WNC World Heavyweight Champion in action for the first time since that hellacious ladder match as he faces the man who layed him out twice last week, Insane Gary Lang in a non-title match. Plus former allies Jesse and Da Gangsta will go at it. In addition, we have been told that Raw Impact will face a mystery opponent here tonight.

The referee rings the bell and this match is under way. Eddie goes for a collar and elbow tie-up, but Metal uses his strength to push Eddie back. Eddie circles Metal, perhaps hesitating a bit. Eddie goes in for another collar and elbow but again Metal shoves him back. Eddie then comes off the ropes and hits a Flying Cross Body for a one count. That’s what Eddie has to do here, he can’t out-muscle Metal God, but he can certainly run circles around him. Eddie hits an arm drag. And another. He goes for the second, but Metal God stays put and manages to hook in an arm-wringer. Eddie winces in pain but manages to get his hand on the middle rope. The referee yells at Metal to break the hold and he finally does. With the referee’s back turned, Bad Gurl slaps Eddie hard across the face. Eddie gets out of the ring and goes after her and she backs off helplessly. Look out behind you! NO! Metal God just hit a sick looking clothesline to the back of Eddie’s head! Metal God puts Eddie back in the ring and goes for the cover immediately. 2 count. Metal argues with the ref telling him to count faster. Metal God picks Eddie up and goes for a Pumphandle Slam but Eddie counters and hits a Tornado DDT. Eddie then goes up top signalling for a Frog Splash, but Metal is up too. Metal comes up looking for a superplex but Eddie elbows his way out of it and Metal goes down. Eddie climbs up one more rope looking for the frog splash still. Metal pops up and hits a Belly to Belly Superplex! Metal hooks the leg. 2 Count again! Metal is angry at the ref again. Bad Gurl gets up on the apron with a steel chair! The referee goes outside the ring and yells at her to put it back. Meanwhile, behind the referee’s back Metal God has got the ring bell and he’s gonna hit Eddie with it. Wait a minute! LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW FROM EDDIE TO A HUGE POP! The referee didn’t see it! Roll-Up! He’s got the tights! One! Two! Three! EDDIE STEALS A VICTORY FROM METAL GOD!

WOW! When he first came to WNC, Eddie was one of the top heel’s in the brand, but in the past few weeks, Eddie has got the crowd behind him, and tonight in particular. This crowd is going nuts for Eddie. Eddie salutes the crowd on the turnbuckle and again points at his armband as we head to commercial.

We come back from commercial and our camera man is inside G-Unit’s locker room. RKO is pacing back and forth. CMW and NYMW are trying to comfort her. Da Gangsta is seated on the couch in deep thought.

RKO: I can’t belive this crap! The second I win the Women’s Title and I have to defend it already! It’s not like I’m gonna lose or anything, but what the hell has this chick done to deserve a title shot? I beat her ass last week!

NYMW: Hell yeah, you knocked her ass down!

(There is a knock at the door, CMW goes and answers it. He opens the door and an irate Hellraiser storms through.)

Hellraiser: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT LAST WEEK, HUH? I’m in a Tag Team Match with New York and Gary Lang and that PSYCHO HITS ME IN THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR! WHERE THE HELL IS HE?

CMW: Look man, just calm down, alright.

Hellraiser: I AM CALM!

CMW: More than that. Now look you know Gary’s not exactly the most rational person on the planet. Hell, you’ve seen what he’s done in the past. Hell, every single one of us has gotten laid out by him before. It’s almost like an initiation thing.

Hellraiser: Initiation my ass! I already told you I don’t give a rat’s ass about G-Unit!

CMW: Look, man. Let’s face it, you did provoke him.

Hellraiser: Provoke him? What the hell does that mean?

CMW: You got in his way man.

Hellraiser: Yeah, I was trying to stop him from cracking Impact with the chair and getting our asses disqualified, which it seems is what happened anyways.

CMW: Well at Ultimate Destruction it’s No DQ, so you’d best not be getting in Insane Gary Lang’s way then.

Hellraiser: Put it this way. If you or any other member of G-Unit gets in my way, there will be Hell to pay.

CMW: Alright, man. I feel ya.

Hellraiser: Yeah, you’d damn well better feel me.

(Hellraiser leaves the room and everyone breathes a sigh of relief. CMW walks over to Gangsta seated on the couch.)

CMW: Come on man. Loosen up a bit. You in G-Unit now homey. Nothing to worry about.

(Gangsta nods and smiles and then without saying a word goes to the bathroom. RKO and NYMW look suspiciously at CMW.)

NYMW: What the hell was that all about man?

RKO: Yeah, are you gonna take that from him?

CMW shrugs and says: Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

(Neither RKO or NYMW look convinced as we head to a backstage area.)

Eric Carsons is standing by with Eddie G who has a towel wrapped around his neck.
Eric: Impressive victory there, Eddie. What are your thoughts on the upcoming Ultimate Destruction Pay Per View?
Eddie: Odale holmes! I am Hot Stuff Eddie G, ese. And in case your wondering homes, the “G” stands for Greatness! Just like my idol the late great Eddie Guerrero, ese! (Huge pop) The “G” also stands for my millions of fans, I call them “Mi Gente”. Check it out essa, that mean’s “My People”. So watch out WWA “Invaders”, cuz Hot Stuff Eddie G is here to BURN up the competition!

We come back to ringside and our announce team claim they will have an update on the J-Master situation when we return from comemrcial.

We come back from commercial and CEO Charles Kennedy is backstage with Eric Carsons.
Eric: Sir, what is the situation with J-Master at this time?
Charles: Well, Eric. I know you were supposed to interview him this week, but unfortunately he hasn’t been answering any of our calls. We will let the people know via WNC’s website as soon as we know something. Till then we’re just speculating.
Eric: What about the situation involving General Manager Harold Johnson? Have you thought of a replacement yet?
Charles: I haven’t made up my mind on a replacement yet, but I’m still going to give Johnson till the end of the night to show his ugly face.

We head over to a dark lit room and G-Unit members CMW, NYMW and RKO Sledge Angel are standing in it.
CMW: G-Unit don’t respect nobody unless they respect me, the baddest MF’er around, Compton’s Most Wanted and G-Unit. You saw what happened in my match last week with Gangsta attacking Marvel. You saw what Gary Lang did to that Female Wrestler. You saw Lang lay out Impact. I told him to go out during the Woman’s Title match. I got him past security. I am the master mind. I am warning BOTh the WNC and the WWA to stay the hell out of G-Unit’s way.

RKO: Oh yeah. Everyone here in WNC AND the WWA. This is a warning from CMW. This is no joke. It’s true that we in G-Unit don’t respect just anyone but we do respect people who respect us. But if anyone doesn’t take this warning from G-Unit seriously and they continue disrespecting us, there’ll be hell to pay. Trust me, you WILL Regret it. Thank you for your attention.

CMW: Oh and one more thing. I’m offering a cash reward for anyone that takes out the WNC World Heavyweight Champion Mike Becker here tonight. If you take this offer, I promise you will be rewarded a great deal.

(We fade to black and head off to another commercial for Ultimate Destruction.)

We come back to ringside and Megadeth’s Symphony of Destruction is playing on the speakers. You’re listening to Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth and it is the official theme song for WNC’s Ultimate Destruction Live Only On Pay Per View, Sunday, December 18th.
Of course the main event promises to be huge with so much pride on the line. Absolutely, it’s a Five on Five No Disqualifcation Elimination Match with Team WNC: Wrestlng God, Jesse, Hot Stuff Eddie, Paul Bunyan and Sheena Michaels taking on Team WWA: Hellraiser, The Executioner, New York’s Most Wanted, Insane Gary Lang and RKO Sledge Angel. Indeed, plus the WNC World Heavyweight Title will be on the lineas Mike Becker faces the number one contender Compton’s Most Wanted in a 3 Stages of Hell match. Fist stage submissions, secondly hardcore. If there is a draw, we go on to stage 3, the Hell In A Cell! Wow! Not to mention, just announced this past week on WNC’s website, The E-Fed Icon Modern Marvel returns to battle Da Gangsta in a stretcher match.

(Sugar we’re going down by Fall Out Boy hits the speakers)

Well folks, this match was supposed to open the show last week, but it was cancelled by G-Unit’s shocking invasion. But the show must go on and we have it here tonight.

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from the Middle East, weighing in at 475 pounds, The Buzzed Bunny, Alejandro Reed Sr!

(Theme from Austin Powers hits)
And his opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds, from his parent’s basement, Bob!

This match-up is under way as the timekeeper rings the bell. Alejandro Reed Sr hits a few open hand slaps and a headbtt. Bob is already on dream street! SPEAR! Reed goes up top. Flying Splash! OH NO! 450 plus pounds on the 150 pound Bob! Wait a minute what’s this! SACK FLAP! THE SACK FLAP ON BOB! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Here is your winner, Alejandro Reed Sr.

Well, that was quick. Ain’t no messin’ around for this newcomer. Yet another impressive debut here in the WNC and folks, we are told that later tonight, a HUGE debut will occur. Well, in the meantime, we’re headed backstage to join Eric Carsons who is backstage with our World Heavyweight Champion Mike Becker.

Carsons: Well, Mike tonight you get a shot at the man who took you out twice last week, Insane Gary Lang. But what everyone wants to know is how you feel about the fact that CMW has been announced as your oppnent at Ultimate Destruction.

Becker: Come on, Eric. How do you think I feel? I’m facing a loser like CMW. Hell, this is worse than having to face Hellraiser. CMW if you think for even one second that you can beat me, than you’re even more pathetic than you look. You can’t beat me you loser. Come on, giveit your best shot, cuz you are gonna miss, BITCH!

(The camera pans out and CMW along with RKO and NYMW approach Becker).

CMW: I’m going to miss, BITCH? What the hell’s up wit dat Mike? Mikey you are a second rate champion. Hell you don’t even deserve to be a champ. I see you cry a lot too. That’s okay though. But let’s take a walk downmemory lane. Remember the second WWA show when I ended West Coast Wonder’s WWA career. You tried tom run down and make the save. But look what happened, me and Venom took you to the woodshed. That was the beginning of the G-Unit era. You dig, Bitch?

Becker: Oh, I dig alright. Out of my way, unlike some people I actually have a match tonight!

(Becker walks off and CMW grabs the mic from Carsons)
CMW: I’m walking away with that title. But hey, the deal is still on everybody. Who ever takes out Mike before our match at Ultimate Destruction, they will be rewarded and rewarded well.
(The camera pans out and shows the back of a man wearing a hoodie. He turns around slowly and reveals his face. IT’S MODERN MARVEL! BIG POP!)
Marvel: Your money is useless to me, but since I love to beat people up, I just might take you up on that.

We head to the announce table and our commentators can’t belive that Marvel would even consider that. Well folks, coming up next the Woman’s Title is on the line as RKO Sledge Angel defends her newly-won title against Sheena Michaels. (We head to commercials.)

We come back from commercial and Eric Carsons is backstage.
Carsons: Joining me now is the man who has just been announced to face Wrestling God for the Pure Wrestling Title next week on BeatDown, Hellraiser!
Hellraiser: It’s time the Hellraiser to really show what he can do in the WNC. You haven’t seen Hellraiser in action here yet aside from the total annihilation of the so-called Deadmnan but that’s enough about that. What I really want to talk about tonight is the Team WWA vs. WNC match. No there is one major differene between the two teams, and that difference is……me. Ha! You can call me arrogant alll you like, but it’s true I am respected by many men and feared by countless others. I am representing the WWA not only because I’m the most dominating wrestler iuntheir whole federation but I’m the damn WWA World Heavyweight Champion. I’ve got my place in the record books as one of the first ever Triple Crown Champion’s. Now I’m the champion for WWA, but right now I want a shot at gold here in WNC. Whether or not I like CMW is one story, but I respect his accomplishments. Albeit, he relied on outside itnerference but he still beat one of the best in the Modern Marvel last week. CMW is set to defeat Mike Becker to become the World Heavyweight Championship. Now of course, I can wait in line to becme the Heavyweight Champion, but I think I’d much rather go for gold right now and that’s why I’m challenging “Wrestling God” for the Pure Wrestling Title next week. Damn, man I gotta laugh at what he claims himself to be. Haha. Man, you’re cracking me up. A Wrestling God? Don’t even get me started. What have you done in this industry aside from started riots? Oh WOW, you defeated a has-been in Raw Impact to win the Pure Title here in WNC. And then you defended it against him and a chick! Get ready for your first REAL challenge.

We head back to ringside. Well, Hellraiser is confident and that match is next week.

(Mercyful Fate’s Burn In My Light hits the speakers)
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC Woman’s Championship. Introducing first, the WNC Woman’s Champion, from Singapore, Asia, this is RKO Sledge Angel.

RKO grabs the announcers microphone and begins to talk. The fans rain down boo’s on her
RKO: You can boo all you like, but it won’t change the fact that I am the WNC Woman’s Champion! Sheena Michaels! She acts all tough because when she first came into this fed she was the only girl so she had to fight guys. Pffft. I’ve been beating up boys since I was in second grade, bitch! I’m not here to represent the WWA. I’m here to represent G-Unit! So Sheena Michaels you get your slutty ass out here right now and I’m gonna smack……”

(Fozzy’s Born of Anger hits)
And Sheena Michaels has heard ENOUGH!

Announcer: And her opponent from South Adelaide…..

The announce can’t even finish as Michaels charges into the ring and spears RKO! She’s throwing lefts and rights! Michaels goes to pick up RKO, but she hit’s a low blow. RKO goes for a Twist of Fate, but Michaels reverses and hits a sick looking neckbreaker. RKO’s head driven into the ground! Michaels picks up a groggy RKO and hits a few europen uppercuts. Michaels puts RKO in sleeper headlock. Michaels almost standing up with her knee planted in RKO’s spine. Michaels using all the leveridge she can here and RKO could pass out. The referee checks RKO by lifting her hand. It falls. ONE! The referee lifts it again! TWO! It falls again! The referee lifts it a third time! If it falls now, we have a new women’s champion! NO! RKO is still alive! RKO elbows her way back and eventually hits a thumb to the eyes. Michaels charges at RKO but she gets the knee out in time for the kitchen sink. RKO picks up Michaels and hits a Gutbuster! OH GOD! MICHAELS RIBS HAVE GOT TO BE KILLING HER! RKO gets to her feat and stalks Michael’s looking for a page out of Michael’s own book with a super kick. Michaels is slow to her feet, groggy and is gasping for air. RKO charges in for the Super Kick! But Michaels Caught It! RKO goes for the Dragon Whip! But Michaels ducked and now she has the ANKLE LOCK! RKO IN PAIN IMMEDIATELY GRABS THE ROPES AND SLIPS OUT OF THE RING! RKO walks around the ring, visibly limping. Michaels goes after her but falls for the oldest trick in the book and walks into a big boot. RKO grabs Michaels by the hair and yanks her up! RKO throws Michaels by the hair towards the steel post, but she held on. Michaels then SPEARS RKO! MICHAELS IS THROWING PUNCHES LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE! GOOD GOD! SOMEBODY STOP THIS! Michaels picks up RKO by the head delivers a stiff right hand and then Irish Whips her ribs first into the steel steps! Uh-Oh! Michaels is taking the chair from the timekeeper! No wait! You’ll get disqualified! RKO gets up slowly and WHACK! OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT CHAIR SHOT! DING DING DING!
Here is your winner via Disqualification and still the Women’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel.
This only further anger’s Michaels as she tosses RKO into the ring. MY GOD! RKO has been BUSTED WIDE OPEN! GOOD GOD! SHE COULD HAVE A BROKEN NOSE! Michaels grabs the timekeeper by his shirt and takes off his belt. She then wraps it around her fist and as she gets in the ring, decks the official who is trying to stop her with it knocking him over the top ropes! Michaels grabs the belt and lashes it against RKO’s back! Michaels then pulls on RKO’s tights and whips it against her ass a few times. Now she’s just trying to humiliate her! Oh no! Insane Gary Lang! Insane Gary Lang! BIG BOOT! MICHAELS JUST WALKED INTO THE RUNNING BIG BOOT! SHE COULD BE UNCONCIOUS! OH NO! LANG THROWS MICHAELS VIOLENTLY TO THE OUTSIDE! Lang picks up Michaels on the outside and throws her into the announcers table! Oh no! He’s signalling for the powerbomb! NO! DON’T DO THIS! (HUGE POP!) WAIT A MINUTE! IT’S MIKE BECKER! MIKE BECKER IS HERE! OH NO! LANG PICKS UP BECKER CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! HOLY SHIT! NO! MICHAELS IS BACK UP! NO GOOD GOD NO! CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE BY LANG ON MICHAELS! GOOD GOD! LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!!!!!!!!!!! (The camera focuses in on Lang who knocks over a cameraman in a rage as we head to commercial.)

We come back from commercial and are shown the heinous footage that just occurred. Our announcers doubt the fact than Insane Gary Lang even knew RKO was in the ring. He was acting on his own will!

We are taken to the medic’s room backstage where our head trainer Jerry Hall is looking at Mike Becker who is in obvious pain. Michaels is nowhere to be seen.

Jesse, Wrestling God and Modern Marvel stand back looking concerned. Eddie G and our Backstage Interviewer Eric Carsons walk in shortly after.

Eddie: What the hell did that psycho do man?
WG: He chokeslammed Becker and Michaels through the announce tables.
Jesse: Yeah they took Michaels in the ambulance. She might have a broken back.
Marvel: G-Unit is gonna pay. I don’t care how!
Becker: Yeah they’re gonna pay alright. At Ultimate Destruction when I beat CMW’s sorry ass in two straight falls for the win! I was looking forward to the Hell In A Cell but forget it, now I just want to embarrass him.
Jesse: Look, Marvel. I’ve got a match against that punk ass Gangsta tonight, maybe you should take Becker’s spot and knock some sense into that psycho Lang.
Becker: HELL NO! I’m gonna beat that little fruitcake to a bloody pulp!
Trainer: Mike, I’m not too sure you should be competing tonight! Your pupils are pretty dialated, you might have a concussion!
Becker: Damn it! I don’t care! I’m gonna teach that no good asshole a lesson!
WG: What the hell is wrong with you man? We need you in top shape at Ultimate Destruction. We can’t let those WWA bastards take the belt from you! Let Marvel fight the match! Hell, I’d do it, but I don’t really feel comfortable getting in the ring with that psychotic monster. Let Marvel do it! He lives for that kind of thing! Remember all the classic battles he had with Wolverine and Venom.
Marvel: No man, it’s okay. If he wants to fight Lang, let him do it. I’ve got other plans anyways.
(Marvel leaves the room, leaving everyone in shock.)
WG: What the hell was that all about?
Jesse: I dunno man, he said he had other plans,
WG: I tell ya, I don’t trust that guy for one second!
Jesse: Look man, maybe you should fight lang.
Becker: Dammit I’m gonna do it!
WG: Hell no!
Jesse: Look, I have to fight Gangsta tonight, and Eddie just had a helluva match with Metal God, we need someone else.
(Impact walks past the screen, Jesse stops him.)
Jesse: And where the hell do you think you’re going?
Impact: Sorry Jesse, step aside. I’ve got a match.
(He leaves the room)
Jesse: With who?
(The other guys shrug as we head back to ringside)
With who? Good question. I don’t even think Impact knows the answer, but none the less, coming up next, Raw Impact will face a mystery opponent. And all we know folks is it’s gonna be HUGE!

[Mike Jones]

We come back from commercial and Crash Holly’s old theme is already playing and Impact is in the ring.
DING DING DING!
The Following Contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, weighing in at 286 pounds, Raw Impact!

(Alone by Sanctus Real plays)
OH MY GOD! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS? IT IS! MY GOD, IT IS!

THE WEST COAST WONDER IS IN THE WNC! LISTEN TO HIS OVATION FOR PERHAPS THE GREATEST LUCHADOR IN E-FED HISTORY!

And, his opponent from San Diego, California, weighing in at 220 pounds, the West Coast Wonder!

Impact is just as shocked as we are, and he has to wrestle this innovative Lucha Libre superstar. Impact was certainly not prepared for WCW’s unorthodox style.

DING DING DING! The referee rings the bell and this surprise debut match is now officially under-way. Impact charges at WCW but he hits a big time swinging neckbreaker! Impct gets up quickly and walks into a Drop Toe Hold. WCW over to the apron. Look out! WCW’s gonna fly! OH MY GOD! 720 TORNADO DDT! He calls that The Heat Wave! WOW! Impact comes at WCW again but walks straight into a Cradle Piledriver! WCW up to the top rope! Here we go! Moonsault Leg Drop! WOW! Uh-Oh! WCW running to the turnbuckle! SPLIT LEGGED SENTON BOMB! ONE! TWO! THRE…NO! The fans are on their feet for this innovative offense! WCW picks up the 286 pounder Raw Impact and hits the Vertical Suplex Slam! Now, he’s looking for an arm bar I believe, maybe a wrist lock, NO! A WRIST-CLUTCH EXPLODER SUPLEX! The Slam From the Future! WOW! WCW up to the top again! Free Fallin’ 450 Splash! One! Two! Thr…No! Impact manages to hit an elbow to the mid-section and goes for the Canadian Destroyer! But, WCW reversed it and hits a standing dropkick! WCW now singaling for the West Coast Driver and he hits it! That there an innovative variation of the Michinoku Driver! WCW up to the top. He yells out “Viva Mexico!”. Uh-oh! Impact is up now! Oh no! AVALANCHE MUSCLE BUSTER! GOOD GOD! Now he’s looking for the Choke Sleeper Clutch, but WCW rolls through and hits a dropkick. Impact is groggy. WCW with a swinging neckbreaker followed by a dropkick to the knees. Drop toe hold into the ropes! UH-OH! HERE IT COMES! 619! 619! He’s waiting for Impact to get back to his feet! Here he goes, he’s gonna fly! SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR DDT! WOW! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING!

THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET! WHAT AN AMAZING DEBUT BY WEST COAST WONDER! Wait a minute! Impact is offering his hand as a sign of respect! WCW shakes it and the two men embrace! What a great show of respect from Raw Impact there. NO! WHAT THE HELL! CANADIAN DESTROYER! CANADIAN DESTROYER! SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? COME ON! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR! WAIT A MINUTE! Now Impact is setting WCW up on the top turnbuckle! OH NO! AVALANCHE MUSCLE BUSTER! NO! CHOKE SLEEPER CLUTCH! GOOD GOD! WE NEED HELP! Several referee’s show up and restrain Impact who is infuriated! WCW is lying nearly unconcious! What the hell was that all about! That damn Impact! Just when I thought he was finally going to start showing some respect! That damn son of a bitch! (We see WCW being attended to by our EMT’s as we head to commercial).

We comeback from commercials and our trainer Perry Hall is in the G-Unit locker room. Man, he’s had a busy night. He’s just finishing up a few stitches on RKO Sledge Angel. CMW, Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted look in with concern on their face.
Trainer: Okay, so just avoid any strenuous activity for the next 72 hours. We don’t want those stitches come out.
RKO: Forget it, I’m fine. I’ve had worse, I’ll survive. But that bitch Sheena Michaels will NOT! At Ultimate Destruction I am gonna break that little whore’s neck!
CMW: Well the good news is Gary Lang took out Becker big time!
NYMW: Hells yeah, man and he’s got some serious “green” headed his way.
CMW: What the hell’d you just say?
NYMW: Well you know that offer you made, right?
CMW: Dammit, cuz, are you stupid or what? I made that offer for anyone outside of G-Unit to take out Becker! Insane Gary Lang is already IN G-Unit and he’s expected to do these kinds of things, ya hear?
NYMW: Right, I forgot.
CMW: Anyways, Gangsta, you all set for your match tonight.
Gangsta: Hell yeah man, my back’s still aching a lot thanks to that bastard Modern Marvel, but he’ll get what’s comin’ to him at Ultimate Destruction when I strap his ass to the stretcher!
CMW: Well, Jesse’s not in great shape either. Make sure to go for his back. I heard he got third degree burns on his back.
NYMW: Yeah, who knew that punk Eddie G would actually be good for something, huh?
CMW: Yeah totally.

(We head off to the backstage area and the West Coast Wonder who is icing the back of his head is standing by with Eric Carsons.)
Carsons: West Coast Wonder, I don’t think anyone expected to see you here in the WNC, why did you come here?
WCW: Look man, ever since the WNC started I’ve had my eye on this place. And now finally…. The West Coast Wonder has made his way here. I’ve already proven myself and done everything there is to do everywhere else. This place will be no exception, I’m hear for the world title. Obviously I’m not gonna come in like these G-Unit punkasses and demand a title shot! I’m gonna work my way up and earn my stripes. I’ll make my way through anything the WNC OR the WWA throws at me! As for that no-good back-stabbing bastard Raw Impact, I’m challenging your ass to a match. Step up and face the Greatest Luchador this fed has ever seen in a TLC Match at Ultimate Destruction!
(The C.E.O. Charles Kennedy walks up to WCW and Carsons.)
Kennedy: West Coast Wonder, it’s a pleasure to have you here in the WNC. It’s a real honor to meet you.
WCW: Thank you sir. It’s nice to meet you too.
(The two men shake hands.)
Kennedy: Look I heard you talking about those no good lowlifes in G-Unit and I wanted to tell you that I hate them as much as you do, and I would love to have you represent Team WNC. What do you say? (He extends his hand.)
WCW: Well you got one thing right, I hate G-Unit and I’ll never join them or the WWA. Only problem is, I won’t be joining the WNC either. Cuz the West Coast Wonder has lucha traditions to live by, holmes. And I don’t play politics.
(He walks away. Kennedy looks flustered and goes to walk away also, but he’s stopped by Eric Carsons.)
Carsons: Sir, any sign of Harold Johnson yet?
Kennedy: No, and in fact I was just on my way out to the ring to address that situation.
(Kennedy walks off and Carson’s shrugs as we head to a commercial.)

We return from commercials, and Born In the U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen hits and the C.E.O. of World Net Championship wrestling Charles Kennedy makes his way to the ring.

Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome, the C.E.O. of the WNC, Charles Kennedy!

Kennedy grabs a microphone from the announcer and speaks: Well as many of you know, at Hellfire and Brimstone, two WWA Superstars decided to chokeslam the General Manager of BeatDown off of our stage. As you also am I’m sure aware, last week I said that if Harold Johnson wasn’t here next week, I would be naming a new General Manger. And so without further ado….

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
(Longhorn plays to massive heat)
Wrestling God comes out acting happy and gets into the ring and shakes Kennedy’s hand. Kennedy looks bewildered.
WG: Thank you kindly, sir. Dammit, I knew that old bastard Harold Johnson couldn’t survive under the pressure of being a C.E.O. Hell, last week I was scared as I’m sure were millions of american’s around the world when Eddie came out nad said he stole my contract. I thought to myself, oh great now we’re gonna leave the control of this company with a dirty little mexican. (Big Heat. Commentator: “That was uncalled for.) But hell, I knew you Mr. Kennedy would make the right choice. Hell, I knew a good standing american like yourself who’s criminal record isn’t nine pages long and someone who actually works for a living rather than some lazy Mexican who sits around all day and collect on all the rich people’s money. Thank you so much for this honor, sir.
Kennedy: Wait a minute, what the hell do you think this is about? Do you honestly think I’m gonna name you the General Manager?
WG: Well, yeah. Of course.
Kennedy: HELL NO! You’re a Wrestler, DAMMIT! A Damn good one at that! The last thing I need is one less wrestlr, especially a champion like yourself off the roster because he needs to worry about booking matches and the likes. In fact, I don’t trust you, nor do I trust any of the guys in the back with this job. Hell, my decision is final. Until further ado, the General Manager of WNC BeatDown will be……ME!

WHAT? HE CAN’T DO THAT!
OF COURSE HE CAN HE’S THE C.E.O!

We head backstage and Eddie and Jesse are watching the scene on TV.
Jesse: I can’t believe he’d say that about you. You should talk to Mr. Kennedy and try and get a match for next week.
Eddie: Hell, man. I don’t give a damn what he says. He just got owned, ese! Now, holmes you’ve got a match with “Da Gangsta” up next, you’d better go get ready, ese.
Jesse: Yeah, I should. Thanks, man.
Eddie: Oraley! You know me, holmes! ARRIBA LA RAZA!
We head to a video package highlighting tbe ending of the ladder match with Marvel superplexing Gangsta and with Eddie powerbombing Jesse onto the flaming barbed wire. We then see the footage of last week’s main event with Gangsta showing up and taking out Marvel.
We then switch to exclusive footage from earlier this week on WNC’s website. The Modern Marvel is standing next to Eric Carsons.
Marvel: Who Da Hell is DaGangsta? Have you been wrestling under a rock somewhere dude? I dont know where the Hell your sorry ass came from, but I'm going to send you home to your Momma in a F’n Bodybag! Piss on the Stretcher. When I get through with your sorry ass. I'm going to do like I alway's do. I'm going to party all night long! Marvel Style!

We now head to live action at ringside and our commentators are sitting on their chairs with a makeshift wooden table after Insane Gary Lang decided to chokeslam BOTH Mike Becker and Sheena Michaels through BOTH tables!

We head backstage and Da Gangsta is headed towards the ring. On the way he bumps into Modern Marvel.
Marvel: Well well well.What have we here? I think you and I have a little business to take care of at Ultimate Destruction.
Gangsta: Haha. You’re right about that. But let me tell you something my friend, I’ve got the balls to say what it is that I say and I’ve got the skills to back it up in the ring.
Marvel: Don’t even get me started on skills, but as far as “balls” go; I hate to remind you that you haven’t had any since you started sticking needle’s in your veins.

With that Gangsta loses it and throws a punch at Marvel which he blocks. The two men exchange blows and security immediately come in and separate the two men as we head back to ringside.

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the Following Contest is Scheduled for One Fall.

(Set It Off – Tweeker Mix by P.O.D hits to a massive pop)
Introducing first, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 241 pounds, Jesse!

(G-Unit’s Stunt 101 hits to big heat)
And his opponent from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 245 pounds, Da Gangsta.

Gangsta comes out with a cut above his eye and some blood is trickling down the side of his face. Marvel obviously split him open pretty good backstage. Gangsta gets in the ring and Jesse approaches immediately but the referee stops him. The referee checks on Gangsta and asks him if he wants to start the match. Gangsta says yes and he rings the bell.

Immediatey after the bell sounds, Jesse runs after Gangsta and starts hitting hard forearm’s and elbows to the back and front of Gangsta’s head. Jesse is trying to take full advantage of Gangsta’s injury. Jesse then gets behind Gangsta and hits the Impaler DDT. Jesse hooks the leg and gets a 2 count. Jesse doesn’t miss a beat as he picks up Gangsta and puts him in an abdominal stretch, but he can’t get it locked in. Gangsta elbows his way out of it and manages to get to his feet quickly. Gangsta hits a kick to the mid section and then comes off the ropes with a big time clothesline! Gangsta drops the elbow to Jesse’s sternum. Gangsta rolls over Jesse so he’s lying on his chest and then stands with his legs on opposing sides of Jesse’s body. He grabs the arms and hooks them pulling hard on them. Gangsta then puts one of his feet on Jesse’s back, followed by the other! Good Lord! He’s gonna tear his shoulder’s right of his sockets. The referee gets Gangsta to break the hold because Jesse is too close to the ropes. Gangsta picks up Jesse again and locks in a Crossface Chickenwing. Well, we don’t normally see much of a submission style out of Gangsta, but that certainly is what we’re seeing now. Jesse is a submissions expert, so Gangsta perhaps trying to do his best to counter Jesse’s abilities. Gansgta releases the hold as the referee gets to four in the five count. Jesse was in the ropes. Gangsta pulls Jesse back by the legs but Jesse kicks him back. Jesse comes off the ropes and hits a clothesline. Jesse Irish Whips Gangsta into the ropes and then comes off the other one’s looking for a dropkick, but Gangsta holds on to the rope and Jesse lands flat on his back! Let’s not forget about those third degree burns he suffered just over a week ago at Hellfire and Brimstone. Gangsta tries to hook in an arm bar but Jesse rolls him up into a small package and gets a close two count! Jesse asks the referee to count faster, and Gangsta takes advantage of the momentary distraction by rolling up Jesse! He’s got the tights! He’s holding onto the ropes for leveridge! One! Two! NO! The ref saw it! The ref caught him in the act! Jesse hits a School Boy on an irate Gangsta but instead of going for the pin locks in the SharpShooter! Gangsta is nearing the ropes! He’s in pain! Gangsta touchjes the bottom rope but he can’t get his hand around it and Jesse walks forward! Gangsta is going to have to tap! Gangsta is going to tap! NO! He grabbed the rope! Somehow, Gangsta managed to will himself up and grab the rope. Jesse takes advantage and allows the ref to utilize a four count before breaking the hold. Let’s not forget how much pain Gangsta’s back has to be in after that superplex to the outside by Marvel at Hellfire and Brimstone. Jesse picks up Gangsta but he hits a Mule Kick which the referee misses. Gangsta then goes for a German Suplex on Jesse! But he elbows his way out and goes for one on Gangsta, but he also elbows free. Gangsta then hits a release german suplex but Jesse lands on his feet! German Suplex by Jesse! He keeps the arms locked! A Second! And a third German! Jesse signals for the 450 Splash! He goes up and he hits it! Jesse signals for another one. He goes up. Gangsta crawls over and grabs onto the bottom rope. Jesse climbs down and walks over angrily. Gangsta takes advantage and rakes Jesse’s eyes. The referee argues with Gangsta. Gangsta practically pulls the referee on top of him. OH NO! GARY LANG! NOT AGAIN! YAKUZA KICK ON JESSE! YAKUZA KICK! The ref doesn’t see it as Lang leaves the ring and takes off through the crowd. Gangsta grabs a groggy Jesse and hits the DDT Leg Drop! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING! GANGSTA HAS STOLEN THIS ONE! Gangsta rolls out of the ring and the referee holds up his hand. Jesse is in the ring shaking his head and uttering threats in Gangsta’s direction as we go to commercial.

We come back from commercial and Modern Marvel is seen backstage drinking a bottle of water and talking with one of the WNC referee’s, Brian Thomas. Jesse walks up and spins Marvel around, obviously very angry.

Jesse: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
Marvel: What the Hell are you talking about man? Calm down!
Jesse: Insane Gary Lang just cost me the match! Gangsta had his backup! Where the hell were you?
Marvel: Dude, I swear to you man, I wasn’t even watching the match at the time! I was in the Trainer’s Office getting stitched up after that brawl with Gangsta.
Jesse: Bulls**t! You’re wearing the same damn white shirt you were wearing this afternoon and there’s not a single blood stain on it! He didn’t bust you open!
Marvel: Why the hell are you so damn paranoid man? Look, I’m sorry he jumped you. You know damn well if I had have been watching I would have taken care of it. Just calm down man.
Jesse: I don’t know it’s just these G-Unit bastards have gotten me all worked up as of late. I over-reacted I’m sorry.

[Mike Jones]

We head back to ringside and our announce team are arguing as to whether Marvel actually was in the trainer’s room at the time. The other announcer argues that even if he was, why the hell is Jesse making such a big deal out of it?

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is your main event and it is scheduled for one fall!
(Madhouse by Anthrax hits to big heat)
Introducing first, from the Asylum weighing in at 290 pounds, this is Insane Gary Lang!

(Photograph by Nickelback hits to a big pop!)
And his opponent, from Minneapolis, Minneosta, weighing in tonight at 315 pounds, he is the WNC World Heavyweight Champion, Mike “The Best” Becker.

DING DING DING! The bell rings immediately as Becker slides in the ring and is immediately stomped on by Lang. Becker manages to roll away and get up and the two men begin exchanging lefts and rights like crazy. Becker starts to gain the upperhand and tries to whip Lang into the ropes, but he reverses and Becker goes into the ropes. Lang looks to catch Becker off guard with a Big Boot, but it’s not to be as Becker ducks under and comes off the other ropes with a springboard clothesline! Becker goes for the cover but barely even gets a one count before Lang aggresively kicks out. Becker picks up Lang, perhaps looking or a DDT and then goes for an overhead suplex! Becker picks up Lang again and tries to set him up for a powerbomb but Lang picks him up and hits a reverse Electrical Chair Drop! Lang stomps away at Becker’s knees and then picks him up and hits a vicious Yakuza Kick. Lang signals for the Insane Bomb but Becker hits a kick to the midsection and then comes off the ropes from behind and hits a Flair-like knee chop. Several Woo’s eminate from the crowd. Becker stalks Lang as he gets to his feet, and as soon as he does goes in looking for the RKO, but Lang shoves him forward! Becker springs off the ropes looking for a flying cross body but Lang moves out of the way. Lang takes full advantage of the mistake and picks Becker up by his legs and arm and hits a modified backbreaker! Lang goes for another but Becker fights back. Lang slams Becker back on to the mat but then he gets up and throws a stiff right knocking him down. Becker picks up Lang and then attempts to hit the Last Ride powerbomb. Becker gets him up and Lang throws a few lefts and rights and then uses his strength and hits a Seated Senton! Lang continues to cover and grabs the top rope trying to get the pin! One! Two! Nope. The referee saw it again! Say what you want about these referee’s, but they just call it like they see it. And he certainly saw it this time. Lang argues with the ref and Becker comes from behind and hits a Stalling Backbreaker. Becker then hits a Pumphandle Slam! Becker then goes up top, waiting for his opponent to get to his feet and hits the Flying Lariat! Becker is dominating here! Becker goes in looking for the Last Ride but Lang back body drops him. Look out! Modern Marvel is now at ringside and Lang had better watch his back out here! Marvel has a bag of something! Lang goes over towards Marvel and he goes to toss the bag at him, but he ducks and it hits Becker! That was salt! It’s in Becker’s eyes! OH NO! Marvel looks shocked! Lang laughs and grabs Becker INSANE BOMB! INSANE BOMB! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING!
Lang leaves the ring and Marvel gets in looking shocked. Marvel goes over to Becker trying to comfort him. Becker almost knocks over the referee as he can’t see a damn thing. Marvel apologizes to Becker and appears to explain the incident. Marvel leaves the ring and grabs his World Title and puts it on Becker’s shoulders! Becker knocks it off and he stares (as best he can) at Lang standing on the stage. Marvel picks up the World Title! Wait a minute! Becker turns around! CRACK! WHAT THE HELL! MARVEL JUST NAILED BECKER WITH THE TITLE BELT! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? Marvel stares intently at the World Title and then holds it up. He then lays it down on top of Becker, slaps his bloody face and motions around his waist, signalling that HE wants the belt! WHAT THE HELL IS HIS PROBLEM? THAT WAS HEINOUS! DAMMIT! DAMMIT ALL! Marvel stands triumphantly in the ring as we fade to black.