Post by Mike Jones on Jun 5, 2006 1:36:39 GMT -5
12/5 WNC BeatDown Results
The WNC logo appears briefly on screen. We then head to a video highlighting the Main Event from two weeks ago with CMW going one on one with Modern Marvel for the number one contendership! We see the footage of Da Gangsta showing up and taking out Marvel giving CMW the win. We then see footage of the next week with Marvel announcing a Stretcher Match on WNC.Com and then we see him taking out Gangsta backstage. We then cut to our main event of last week, a non-title match between Mike Becker and Insane Gary Lang, including Marvel’s throwing salt in the eyes of Becker costing him the match. The caption then appears: Tonight: Da Gangsta vs. Modern Marvel in a Stretcher Match! The Winner will be the third man in for the Main Event at Ultimate Destruction!
The WNC BeatDown video airs with new footage of West Coast Wonder, Sheena Michaels, Insane Gary Lang, Eddie G, Raw Impact and Modern Marvel.
We go live to inside the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada and System of A Down’s Revenga plays as the pyro goes off.
Our announce team welcome us to this electric crowd and inform us that tonight Modern Marvel will face Da Gangsta in a match originally scheduled for Ultimate Destruction, a Stretcher Match! The winner will become the third man in the main event. Revenga stops playing and Megadeth’s Symphony of Destruction is playing and the camera shows the roof of the Air Canada Centre. Hanging down from it is the Hell In the Cell! Originally, the match at Ultimate Destruction was going to be a Best 2 out of 3 Falls match but now it will be a Triple Threat Hell In A Cell match. WNC’s Ultimate Destruction comes to you live December 18th from the Rexall Place in Edmonton. Next week, the WNC continue’s it’s Canadian Invasion as we will be at the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary for another exciting installment of WNC BeatDown! Next week the West Coast Wonder will get a shot at whoever leaves here tonight as the Pure Wrestling Champion for that title. But this week, the Pure title is on the line as Wrestling God was supposed to face Hellraiser. However, as we reported earlier this week Hellraiser has left the WNC. He will however be here tonight to explain why he is leaving us. Our C.E.O. has promised to announce a replacement here tonight.
(Mercyful Fate’s Burn In My Light plays to a mixture of cheers and boo’s)
What the hell is this? It’s RKO Sledge Angel’s music! What the hell is she doing here tonight?
RKO Sledge walks onto the ramp with a bandage wrapped around her forehead. We cut to a replay of last week’s assault from Sheena Michaels with the steel chair and the aftermath involving Insane Gary Lang and Mike Becker.
We come back from the replay and RKO is in the ring holding a microphone.
RKO: Two weeks ago I went through one of the most hellacious Women’s matches ever as I defeated two of the greatest women in the E-Fed world to become the WNC Woman’s Champion. Then one week later, and I was FORCED to defend my title again. This time against an unstable, out of control, self-obsessed, delusional, psycopathic BITCH! First she took advantage of a referee who was blinder than Ray Charles. Second, she took every single cheap shot in the book. Lastly, she destroyed my beautiful face with a steel chair! She made me bleed! And as if that’s not bad enough, she then tried to expose my private area’s to the whole world! What Gary Lang did to her was justly deserved on her part! As you may have read on WNC’s website, Sheena Michaels was held overnight at the local hosptial, BUT she suffered NO major injuries! I HAD NINE STITCHES IN MY FACE! MY BARE ASS GOT WHIPPED BY A BELT IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE! And you had NO major injuries? I AM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET! I’M CALLING YOUR SLUTTY ASS OUT RIGHT NOW!
(Highway to Hell by AC/DC starts playing)
Wait a minute. This isn’t Sheena Michaels. The crowd reacts in a conflicted manner as Bad Gurl and Metal God appear on the stage. Bad Gurl has a microphone and begins to speak as Metal God stands by menacingly.
Bad Gurl: Did you just call out Sheena Michaels slutty ass? Well, Sheena Michaels may be a slut, but you’re the one who had your ass hanging out last week! (Big pop!)
RKO: Shut the hell up Bad Gurl! You think you’re so tough but you’re really just a cheap ho! And why the hell do you have to bring that cheesy Rob Halford look a like out here? You too scared to face me one on one or something?
Bad Gurl: Hell’s NO! I challenge your ass right now!
RKO: You know Bad Gurl, you seem to have an unhealthy obsession with my ass! So I think I’m gonna have to go grab a belt or something, you DYKE!
With that, Bad Gurl drops the mic and runs at the ring and goes straight after RKO. Both girls are exchanging lefts and rights rampantly as security run in trying to restrain the two. Metal God tries to pull Bad Gurl off of RKO, but RKO slaps him. Metal God picks up RKO by the hair and goes to hit her, but security restrain him! Security pull Metal God out of the ring and RKO rolls out of the side of the ring onto the rampway. Metal God tries to take a run at her but Security carry him over the guard rail and through the crowd! Bad Gurl is being held back in the ring! Wait a minute! NO! It’s that DAMN son of a BITCH Insane Gary Lang! YAKUZA KICK! YAKUZA KICK ON THE HELPLESS BAD GURL! RKO snickers as she gets to the top of the rampway!
(Fozzy’s Born of Anger hits to a massive pop!)
OH NO! SHEENA MICHAELS HAS GOT RKO! SHEENA MICHAELS JUST JUMPED RKO FROM BEHIND! MY GOD THIS IS CARNAGE! UH-OH! GARY LANG IS HEADED TOWARDS MICHAELS! LANG IS GOING AFTER MICHAELS! WAIT A MINUTE! MIKE BECKER! MIKE BECKER IS HERE! (HUGE POP!) BECKER AND LANG! BECKER AND LANG ARE DUKING IT OUT! MY GOD THIS IS PANDEMONIUM!
Becker and Lang and Michaels and RKO continue to duke it out on the stage as we head to commercial!
We come back from commercial and RKO is being restrained in the back area and C.E.O. Charles Kennedy walks up!
Kennedy: What the Hell was that all about?
RKO: That stupid dyke tried to kill me! And then that bitch showed up!
Kennedy: Well, you know what this gives me an idea. Next week in Calgary, Alberta we will have the FIRST-EVER Triple Threat Mixed Tag Team Match! It’s gonna be RKO Sledge Angel and Insane Gary Lang vs. Bad Gurl and Metal God vs. Sheena Michaels and Mike Becker! (Big Pop!)
Eric Carsons walks up towards Kennedy and asks him a question: Excuse me sir, we’ve been hearing rumors all week long on WNC’s website that former General Manager Harold Johnson is in Toronto this week. Did you care to adress any of those rumors?
Kennedy: Well, as of right now they are just that, rumors. But if Harold Johnson does decide to show his ugly ass, he’s more than welcome to. But he’d best not think that I’m gonna just give him his job back!
We are backstage in the locker room and we see Jesse lacing up his boots. Wrestling God walks in and is in a particularly bad mood!
WG: Dammit, Jesse! I told you that son of a bitch Marvel was a no good back-stabbing bastard! I knew we couldn’t trust him!
Jesse: Look, man, how the hell were any of us supposed to know he was gonna turn on Becker like that?
WG: I told you dammit! That little bastard doesn’t give a damn about the WNC! Why the hell doesn’t anyone listen to me around here?
Jesse: Look, I’m sorry I didn’t believe you okay. I thought I knew Tony, he was a great guy, I never would have expected him to stoop to something so low.
WG: Listen, while we’re here, I wanted to talk to you about something else.
Jesse: Yeah, sure, what’s on your mind?
WG: Well, I don’t think we should trust Eddie either?
Jesse: Eddie? Come on man, be serious. Eddie’s one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met in my life.
WG: Listen, it’s no secret that I don’t trust Mexican people! I’m sure as hell not looking forward to defending my Pure Wrestling Title against West Coast Wonder next week either. But that’s not why, it’s just I’ve got a bad feeling about him. I mean come on, dammit, he lies, he cheats, he steals. He has no moral values, how the hell are we supposed to trust someone like that.
Jesse: I see your point, but Eddie’s a true friend. I don’t know why you’re so damn paranoid about him.
WG: Jesse listen to yourself man! I was damn paranoid about Modern Marvel last week and look what he turned out to be! I’m just saying I don’t trust they guy okay.
Jesse: Look, I know you and Eddie have had your personal differences in the past, but you guys need to put that to the side for right now. This isn’t about friendships, it’s about survival! If we’re going to have a hope in hell of defeating Team WWA at Ultimate Destruction we’re going to need to all be on the same page!
WG: Alright. But I’m not doing this for you, and I sure as hell ain’t doin’ it for Eddie. I’m doing this for the WNC.
Jesse: Good to hear, man. Anyways, I got a match right away, I’d better get going, but Good luck with your title defense tonight though.
WG: Yeah, you too. Show that punk New York’s Most Wanted how we do things in the WNC alright.
Jesse: No problem. Have a nice day, eh?
(Jesse leaves the room.)
WG: (Snickers to himself) He said Eh. Heh. (Sighs) I can’t stand Canadians. (Big Heat!)
(WG pauses and remembers he’s in Canada.)
WG: (Now speaking out loud) But at least they’re better than Mexicans! (Crowd laughs.)
(We go to an ad for Ultimate Destruction showcasing the Main Event. It advertises a Hell In a Cell Triple Threat Match with Mike Becker vs. Comptons Most Wanted vs.
? for the WNC World Heavyweight Title.)
We come back to ringside and our announce team tell us that tonight we will find out who that third man will be in our main event as Da Gangsta takes on the Modern Marvel in a Stretcher Match! But folks, coming up next it will be Jesse vs. New York’s Most Wanted. This will be the first time NYMW will be in singles action since arriving in the WNC. Will he be able to hold up against a former WNC Pure Wrestling Champion? We see NYMW and Jesse in split-screen both heading towards the ring as we head to commercial.
We come back from commercial and we see a man in street clothes sitting on his bed in a bedroom covered with band posters. He is slouched over with his head in his hands, we can only just see his face. He wears a hoodie with the hood down and has trendy fashion style glasses on.
He speaks: Hello out there, my name is Tyler Langston but my friends call me Ty. Actually only one of them does. The other one calls me TJ. My middle initial is S, not J, so I don’t know why he calls me that. Anyways, next week I make my debut in the WNC. You all look at me and judge me and think I’m just some angry teenager. But I’m almost 19. But I am a fairly angry person. In the words of From First to Last, “My Teenage Angst has a Body Count”! You can go ahead and pass judgment and call me whatever you want. But it’s your own insecurities that make you say these things. Nothing can hurt me anymore. As Chester Bennington once said, “I’ve becomes so numb I can’t feel you now”. I don’t like the way adults look at me and I don’t like the way the government looks at me like I’m a number. I think this whole world is falling apart around us. As Fall Out Boy like to say, “Sugar We’re Going Down”. And yeah I know that I fall into a pretty big stereotype. Most kids my age do. But, I’m different them. They all just sit around “Screaming Infidelities”, as Chris Carrabba once said. But I’m different. As Jonathan Foreman claims, “We were Meant to Live for so much more”. And I’ll tell you what I live for, wrestling. Yeah, I may not look like I’m a wrestler, but trust me I am. And next week I will make in impact like never before in the WNC.
(He now stands up on his bed revealing his hoodie with the words I AM EMO written in big bold letters).
He points at his shirt and says: And as far as my shirt goes, in the words of My Chemical Romance, “It’s Not A Fashion Statement, IT’S A
F—KING DEATH WISH!”
We come back live and Yukmouth featuring C-Bo’s Dat N---a is playing and New York’s Most Wanted is in the ring awaiting his opponent.
DING DING DING!
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Queens, New York, weighing in at 269 pounds, New York’s Most Wanted!
(Set It Off- Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. plays to a huge pop!)
Well the fans certainly do love Jesse down in the states. But he’s even more popular here in his home country of Canada. And folks, in just two weeks, on December 18th the WNC will host Ultimate Destruction and it’ll be in Jesse’s hometown of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!
And the opponent, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 243 pounds, Jesse!
DING DING DING! The timekeeper rings the bell and this match is under way. NYMW goes for a clothesline but Jesse ducks under and comes off the ropes looking for one of his own but NYMW goes to back body drop him. Jesse sees right through him and hits a big boot! Jesse hooks the leg and goes for a cover but the referee can’t even get down to his knees before NYMW kicks out. Jesse picks up NYMW and hits a sccop slam. Jesse then puts NY in an abdominal stretch which NY quickly slips out of. NY hits a jab to the ribs and gets to his feet. He then grabs Jesse’s arm and twists it and then hits a poke to the eye. Jesse turns around in pain and NY goes back over to him but walks straight into a sick sounding knife-edge chop knocking NY off his feet! NY gets back up and gets another chop! NY goes up but this time he ducks Jesse’s chop and hits a fisherman’s suplex! He keeps the arms hooked and goes for the cover, but Jesse uses his leg strength to pull himself backwards therefore creating a bridge on NY. ONE! TWO! NY uses Jesse’s own momentum to continue a roll-through and gets on top of Jesse in a cradle-like position. NY grabs the ropes for leveridge! ONE! TWO! Thr…NO! Jesse somehow kicked out! NYMW slaps Jesse across the face and Jesse spends a moment or so in disblief before responding by SLAPPING THE TASTE OUT OF NYMW! NYMW charges at Jesse but gets caught in a drop toe hold, sending New York’s Most Wanted face first into the bottom turnbuckle! Jesse stalks him and NYMW gets up groggily and walks right into the Fly Swatter! Jesse keeps the legs hooked and goes for the Sharpshooter! NYMW manages to fight his way loose, but Jesse grabs his legs again. This time NYMW crawls over to the ropes before Jesse can hook it in and the referee forces Jesse to break the hold. NYMW hits a bigtime clothesline on Jesse! And another! NYMW then runs at Jesse and walks into a Spinebuster! NYMW comes out swinging and both men go into a collar and elbow tie-up. Jesse starts to gain momentum but NYMW hits a kick to the mid-section. NYMW then hits a Pumphandle Slam and goes up top! He waits for Jesse to get up and comes down looking for the Flying Cross Body, but Jesse gets underneath him and hits a Samoan Drop for a close two count! Jesse heads up top and signals for the 450 Splash! He’s Up! OH NO! NYMW got his knee’s up! Ouch! NYMW tries to hook in a crossface chickenwing, but Jesse rolls him up and gets a close two count! NYMW charges at Jesse and hits a massive clothesline. NYMW then picks up Jesse and hits a huge Stalling Vertical Suplex! Jesse runs at NY looking for a clothesline but he ducks. Jesse looks for a bulldog but NY moves away, and Jesse comes off the rope looking for another clothesline but instead gets caught in a Tilt A Whirl Backbreaker! NYMW then picks up Jesse and hits a devastating Sit Down Power Bomb! NY goes up to the top rope! He’s looking for the Flying Crossbody again. Jesse goes up looking for a superplex! He’s got him up, but NY forces his way back down! NY hits several headbutts and Jesse flies off the turnbuckle backwards landing hard on his back! NY positions himself again but Jesse pops up and hits a SUPER ANGLE SLAM! WOW! ONE! TWO! THRE….NO! SOMEHOW NEW YORK’S MOST WANTED KICKED OUT! HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT? Jesse goes to hook in the Sharpshooter but NY kicks him loose. Jesse goes towards NY but he hits a DDT and Jesse lands right on his head! Hook of the Leg! He’s got the tights! ONE! TWO! THREE! HIS FEET ARE ON THE ROPES! DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, New York’s Most Wanted!
NYMW quickly leaves the ring and the referee meets him at the bottom of the ramp and holds his hand up. Jesse is shown shaking his head as we go to commercial. Man, this guy can’t buy a win lately!
We come back from commercial and Modern Marvel is backstage with Eric Carsons.
Eric: Hello everyone, I’m Eric Carsons and I’m standing by…..
(Marvel grabs the microphone and shoves Marvel out of the way.)
Marvel: Nobody cares who you are. You’re just a third-rate interview boy! I already know exactly what you were going to ask me cuz it’s what everyone’s been asking me all week. Why did I do it? Why did I take out Mike Becker last week? He calls himself The Best. He think’s he’s beaten them all! He thinks he could walk into the ring with anybody in this business and beat them senseless! He thinks he’s better than me. Hell, he thinks if him and I were to get in the ring together, he would whip my ass! Well that don’t happen! And I will prove that once and for all after I defeat Gangsta tonight at Ultimate Destruction when I defeat BOTH Compton’s Most Flaunted Idiot and Mike the Pecker and become the WNC Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD! And there ain’t nothin’ nobody can do to stop me!
(The camera pans out and Eddie is standing there.)
Eddie: Wussup, ese vato! You sit here and talk about how you the greatest, holmes. Oh! Please, holmes. Ese, you make me laugh. You ain’t never stepped into the ring one on one with LATINO HEAT, ese! And where there’s heat, there’s FIRRRRREEEEEE!!!! And Hot Stuff Eddie is the HOTTEST FIRE EVER, HOLMES! MESS WITH ME AND YOU’RE LIABLE TO GET BURNED ESE VATO!
(Eddie walks away casually.)
Marvel: As I was saying, none of these punks here in the WNC, or any of those jackasses from WWA can take me on. I’m the Modern Marvel, I’m the only TRUE E-Fed Icon! Hell, I’ve beaten them all…..
(Suddenly, Eddie comes from behind and smacks Marvel across the back with a steel chair!)
Eddie: Oops! Did I do that, holmes?
(The crowd laughs as Eddie shrugs.)
We cut to a live feed from the locker room and we see Jesse, West Coast Wonder and Wrestling God standing around the TV screen. WCW and Jesse are snickering to themselves.
Wrestling God: You see what I mean? How the Hell are we supposed to trust that punk?
Jesse: Dude, what’s your problem? He just took out that no-good backstabber Marvel.
WCW: Yeah, man, he’s a nice guy. Chill out.
WG: Chill out? Coming from you that’s supposed to mean something to me? Look, you do have a Mexican background at all, but based on what I know you’ve lived in San Diego almost your entire life and you seem like a fairly upstanding citizen to me. But last week, you said you wouldn’t join Team WNC! Now what the hell is that all about?
WCW: I always fight alone! If you ain’t my family, you have to earn my trust!
Jesse: Yeah, come on man, let it go. He’s had so-called “friends” betray him in the past. Hell, we all have, right?
WG: What the hell is wrong with you Jesse? Don’t tell me you’re trusting this guy. You’re smarter than that. I’ve got to go get ready for my match, and when I get back I hope you’ve changed your mind.
(WG leaves the room and the camera follows him. He bumps into Alejandro Reed Sr. in the hallway. Reed’s eyes are bloodshot.)
Reed: Hey, Wrestling God, what’s up bro?
WG: Who the hell are you and how’d you get backstage?
Reed: Dude, I’m the Buzzed Bunny Alejandro Reed! I’m the newest member of the WNC roster!
WG: What the hell is wrong with you?
Reed: Ain’t nothing wrong with me, homey, I’m just chiling out.
WG: Are you on Crack?
(Reed bursts out laughing, barely able to control himself.)
Reed: No way man, that stuff is for losers with a captial “L”.
(He makes the symbol of an L with his thumb and Index finger.)
Reed: I just been blazing out back with a few of my homey’s man.
WG: Shut the hell up dammit! I don’t trust you as it is because you look like one of them terrorists you see mug shots of on CNN! But now you’re standing around in this arena all buzzed on weed?
Reed: Yeah, man. I’m the Buzzed Bunny after all.
WG: The Buzzed Bunny? Son, you been hallucinating or something.
Reed: No man, I just….
WG: Ya know what? Get the hell out of my face! You sand people are just as bad as those damn mexicans! You sneak into our country illegally bringing with you drugs, excessive amounts of alcohol, diseases, rifles, explosives and a lack of good judgement and then you sit around and complain when everyone treats like garbage! You have NO right to complain! You get treated like garbage because you ARE garbage! You people make me sick! Get the HELL out of my damn country and take your stupid little suicide bombers with you!
(MASSIVE HEAT!)
Wrestling God walks away leaving Buzzed Bunny looking bewildered as we head to commercials.
We come back and Eric Carsons is backstage with Raw Impact.
Eric: Impact, last week after you assaulted West Coast Wonder, he challenged you to a TLC match at WNC’s Ultimate Destruction! What are your thoughts?
Impact: My thoughts? Of course I accept his challenge. I’m sick to death of new people coming into the WNC and claiming they’re the next big thing. It makes me sick!
Eric: Well, in all fairness West Coast Wonder is widely considered to be one of the greatest Lucha Libre legends of all time.
Impact: You know what, Eric? For once you’re actually right. West Coast Wonder IS considere to be one of the best. But he doesn’t deserve it! I’ve busted my ass for a damn long time! WCW just invents a few aerial moves and all of a sudden the whole world bows to him! I’ve been wrestling all my life. I grew up in an amateur wrestling family. WCW’s just a flashy performer, I’m a WRESTLER! And WCW, at Ultimate Destruction you can do whatever the hell moves you think the fans will love you for using the Tables, Ladders and Chairs but in the end you will succumb to the fact that I am simply BETTER than you.
We head back to ringside and our commentators promote our main event. The Stretcher Match objectives are outlined. You must decimate your opponent till you can lay him down on the stretcher. You must then be able to push the stretcher past the white line which is between the stage and the ramp. The entire stretcher must cross this line, and your opponent MUST be on the stretcher during this time. Let’s take a look at the Tale of the Tape.
Modern Marvel is an E-fed Icon. He’s a former NBWF Champion. He stands 6’4 weighing in at 266 pounds.
Da Gangsta is the latest member of G-Unit. He has yet to hold any championship gold. He stands 6’4 and weigs in at 245 pounds, so there’s not much of a size differential. Marvel definetly has the experience and the strength advantage, but you have to think Gangsta has a speed advantage also. Well, either way it should be one hell of a match-up.
The WNC logo appears briefly on screen. We then head to a video highlighting the Main Event from two weeks ago with CMW going one on one with Modern Marvel for the number one contendership! We see the footage of Da Gangsta showing up and taking out Marvel giving CMW the win. We then see footage of the next week with Marvel announcing a Stretcher Match on WNC.Com and then we see him taking out Gangsta backstage. We then cut to our main event of last week, a non-title match between Mike Becker and Insane Gary Lang, including Marvel’s throwing salt in the eyes of Becker costing him the match. The caption then appears: Tonight: Da Gangsta vs. Modern Marvel in a Stretcher Match! The Winner will be the third man in for the Main Event at Ultimate Destruction!
The WNC BeatDown video airs with new footage of West Coast Wonder, Sheena Michaels, Insane Gary Lang, Eddie G, Raw Impact and Modern Marvel.
We go live to inside the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada and System of A Down’s Revenga plays as the pyro goes off.
Our announce team welcome us to this electric crowd and inform us that tonight Modern Marvel will face Da Gangsta in a match originally scheduled for Ultimate Destruction, a Stretcher Match! The winner will become the third man in the main event. Revenga stops playing and Megadeth’s Symphony of Destruction is playing and the camera shows the roof of the Air Canada Centre. Hanging down from it is the Hell In the Cell! Originally, the match at Ultimate Destruction was going to be a Best 2 out of 3 Falls match but now it will be a Triple Threat Hell In A Cell match. WNC’s Ultimate Destruction comes to you live December 18th from the Rexall Place in Edmonton. Next week, the WNC continue’s it’s Canadian Invasion as we will be at the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary for another exciting installment of WNC BeatDown! Next week the West Coast Wonder will get a shot at whoever leaves here tonight as the Pure Wrestling Champion for that title. But this week, the Pure title is on the line as Wrestling God was supposed to face Hellraiser. However, as we reported earlier this week Hellraiser has left the WNC. He will however be here tonight to explain why he is leaving us. Our C.E.O. has promised to announce a replacement here tonight.
(Mercyful Fate’s Burn In My Light plays to a mixture of cheers and boo’s)
What the hell is this? It’s RKO Sledge Angel’s music! What the hell is she doing here tonight?
RKO Sledge walks onto the ramp with a bandage wrapped around her forehead. We cut to a replay of last week’s assault from Sheena Michaels with the steel chair and the aftermath involving Insane Gary Lang and Mike Becker.
We come back from the replay and RKO is in the ring holding a microphone.
RKO: Two weeks ago I went through one of the most hellacious Women’s matches ever as I defeated two of the greatest women in the E-Fed world to become the WNC Woman’s Champion. Then one week later, and I was FORCED to defend my title again. This time against an unstable, out of control, self-obsessed, delusional, psycopathic BITCH! First she took advantage of a referee who was blinder than Ray Charles. Second, she took every single cheap shot in the book. Lastly, she destroyed my beautiful face with a steel chair! She made me bleed! And as if that’s not bad enough, she then tried to expose my private area’s to the whole world! What Gary Lang did to her was justly deserved on her part! As you may have read on WNC’s website, Sheena Michaels was held overnight at the local hosptial, BUT she suffered NO major injuries! I HAD NINE STITCHES IN MY FACE! MY BARE ASS GOT WHIPPED BY A BELT IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE! And you had NO major injuries? I AM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET! I’M CALLING YOUR SLUTTY ASS OUT RIGHT NOW!
(Highway to Hell by AC/DC starts playing)
Wait a minute. This isn’t Sheena Michaels. The crowd reacts in a conflicted manner as Bad Gurl and Metal God appear on the stage. Bad Gurl has a microphone and begins to speak as Metal God stands by menacingly.
Bad Gurl: Did you just call out Sheena Michaels slutty ass? Well, Sheena Michaels may be a slut, but you’re the one who had your ass hanging out last week! (Big pop!)
RKO: Shut the hell up Bad Gurl! You think you’re so tough but you’re really just a cheap ho! And why the hell do you have to bring that cheesy Rob Halford look a like out here? You too scared to face me one on one or something?
Bad Gurl: Hell’s NO! I challenge your ass right now!
RKO: You know Bad Gurl, you seem to have an unhealthy obsession with my ass! So I think I’m gonna have to go grab a belt or something, you DYKE!
With that, Bad Gurl drops the mic and runs at the ring and goes straight after RKO. Both girls are exchanging lefts and rights rampantly as security run in trying to restrain the two. Metal God tries to pull Bad Gurl off of RKO, but RKO slaps him. Metal God picks up RKO by the hair and goes to hit her, but security restrain him! Security pull Metal God out of the ring and RKO rolls out of the side of the ring onto the rampway. Metal God tries to take a run at her but Security carry him over the guard rail and through the crowd! Bad Gurl is being held back in the ring! Wait a minute! NO! It’s that DAMN son of a BITCH Insane Gary Lang! YAKUZA KICK! YAKUZA KICK ON THE HELPLESS BAD GURL! RKO snickers as she gets to the top of the rampway!
(Fozzy’s Born of Anger hits to a massive pop!)
OH NO! SHEENA MICHAELS HAS GOT RKO! SHEENA MICHAELS JUST JUMPED RKO FROM BEHIND! MY GOD THIS IS CARNAGE! UH-OH! GARY LANG IS HEADED TOWARDS MICHAELS! LANG IS GOING AFTER MICHAELS! WAIT A MINUTE! MIKE BECKER! MIKE BECKER IS HERE! (HUGE POP!) BECKER AND LANG! BECKER AND LANG ARE DUKING IT OUT! MY GOD THIS IS PANDEMONIUM!
Becker and Lang and Michaels and RKO continue to duke it out on the stage as we head to commercial!
We come back from commercial and RKO is being restrained in the back area and C.E.O. Charles Kennedy walks up!
Kennedy: What the Hell was that all about?
RKO: That stupid dyke tried to kill me! And then that bitch showed up!
Kennedy: Well, you know what this gives me an idea. Next week in Calgary, Alberta we will have the FIRST-EVER Triple Threat Mixed Tag Team Match! It’s gonna be RKO Sledge Angel and Insane Gary Lang vs. Bad Gurl and Metal God vs. Sheena Michaels and Mike Becker! (Big Pop!)
Eric Carsons walks up towards Kennedy and asks him a question: Excuse me sir, we’ve been hearing rumors all week long on WNC’s website that former General Manager Harold Johnson is in Toronto this week. Did you care to adress any of those rumors?
Kennedy: Well, as of right now they are just that, rumors. But if Harold Johnson does decide to show his ugly ass, he’s more than welcome to. But he’d best not think that I’m gonna just give him his job back!
We are backstage in the locker room and we see Jesse lacing up his boots. Wrestling God walks in and is in a particularly bad mood!
WG: Dammit, Jesse! I told you that son of a bitch Marvel was a no good back-stabbing bastard! I knew we couldn’t trust him!
Jesse: Look, man, how the hell were any of us supposed to know he was gonna turn on Becker like that?
WG: I told you dammit! That little bastard doesn’t give a damn about the WNC! Why the hell doesn’t anyone listen to me around here?
Jesse: Look, I’m sorry I didn’t believe you okay. I thought I knew Tony, he was a great guy, I never would have expected him to stoop to something so low.
WG: Listen, while we’re here, I wanted to talk to you about something else.
Jesse: Yeah, sure, what’s on your mind?
WG: Well, I don’t think we should trust Eddie either?
Jesse: Eddie? Come on man, be serious. Eddie’s one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met in my life.
WG: Listen, it’s no secret that I don’t trust Mexican people! I’m sure as hell not looking forward to defending my Pure Wrestling Title against West Coast Wonder next week either. But that’s not why, it’s just I’ve got a bad feeling about him. I mean come on, dammit, he lies, he cheats, he steals. He has no moral values, how the hell are we supposed to trust someone like that.
Jesse: I see your point, but Eddie’s a true friend. I don’t know why you’re so damn paranoid about him.
WG: Jesse listen to yourself man! I was damn paranoid about Modern Marvel last week and look what he turned out to be! I’m just saying I don’t trust they guy okay.
Jesse: Look, I know you and Eddie have had your personal differences in the past, but you guys need to put that to the side for right now. This isn’t about friendships, it’s about survival! If we’re going to have a hope in hell of defeating Team WWA at Ultimate Destruction we’re going to need to all be on the same page!
WG: Alright. But I’m not doing this for you, and I sure as hell ain’t doin’ it for Eddie. I’m doing this for the WNC.
Jesse: Good to hear, man. Anyways, I got a match right away, I’d better get going, but Good luck with your title defense tonight though.
WG: Yeah, you too. Show that punk New York’s Most Wanted how we do things in the WNC alright.
Jesse: No problem. Have a nice day, eh?
(Jesse leaves the room.)
WG: (Snickers to himself) He said Eh. Heh. (Sighs) I can’t stand Canadians. (Big Heat!)
(WG pauses and remembers he’s in Canada.)
WG: (Now speaking out loud) But at least they’re better than Mexicans! (Crowd laughs.)
(We go to an ad for Ultimate Destruction showcasing the Main Event. It advertises a Hell In a Cell Triple Threat Match with Mike Becker vs. Comptons Most Wanted vs.
? for the WNC World Heavyweight Title.) We come back to ringside and our announce team tell us that tonight we will find out who that third man will be in our main event as Da Gangsta takes on the Modern Marvel in a Stretcher Match! But folks, coming up next it will be Jesse vs. New York’s Most Wanted. This will be the first time NYMW will be in singles action since arriving in the WNC. Will he be able to hold up against a former WNC Pure Wrestling Champion? We see NYMW and Jesse in split-screen both heading towards the ring as we head to commercial.
We come back from commercial and we see a man in street clothes sitting on his bed in a bedroom covered with band posters. He is slouched over with his head in his hands, we can only just see his face. He wears a hoodie with the hood down and has trendy fashion style glasses on.
He speaks: Hello out there, my name is Tyler Langston but my friends call me Ty. Actually only one of them does. The other one calls me TJ. My middle initial is S, not J, so I don’t know why he calls me that. Anyways, next week I make my debut in the WNC. You all look at me and judge me and think I’m just some angry teenager. But I’m almost 19. But I am a fairly angry person. In the words of From First to Last, “My Teenage Angst has a Body Count”! You can go ahead and pass judgment and call me whatever you want. But it’s your own insecurities that make you say these things. Nothing can hurt me anymore. As Chester Bennington once said, “I’ve becomes so numb I can’t feel you now”. I don’t like the way adults look at me and I don’t like the way the government looks at me like I’m a number. I think this whole world is falling apart around us. As Fall Out Boy like to say, “Sugar We’re Going Down”. And yeah I know that I fall into a pretty big stereotype. Most kids my age do. But, I’m different them. They all just sit around “Screaming Infidelities”, as Chris Carrabba once said. But I’m different. As Jonathan Foreman claims, “We were Meant to Live for so much more”. And I’ll tell you what I live for, wrestling. Yeah, I may not look like I’m a wrestler, but trust me I am. And next week I will make in impact like never before in the WNC.
(He now stands up on his bed revealing his hoodie with the words I AM EMO written in big bold letters).
He points at his shirt and says: And as far as my shirt goes, in the words of My Chemical Romance, “It’s Not A Fashion Statement, IT’S A
F—KING DEATH WISH!”
We come back live and Yukmouth featuring C-Bo’s Dat N---a is playing and New York’s Most Wanted is in the ring awaiting his opponent.
DING DING DING!
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Queens, New York, weighing in at 269 pounds, New York’s Most Wanted!
(Set It Off- Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. plays to a huge pop!)
Well the fans certainly do love Jesse down in the states. But he’s even more popular here in his home country of Canada. And folks, in just two weeks, on December 18th the WNC will host Ultimate Destruction and it’ll be in Jesse’s hometown of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!
And the opponent, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 243 pounds, Jesse!
DING DING DING! The timekeeper rings the bell and this match is under way. NYMW goes for a clothesline but Jesse ducks under and comes off the ropes looking for one of his own but NYMW goes to back body drop him. Jesse sees right through him and hits a big boot! Jesse hooks the leg and goes for a cover but the referee can’t even get down to his knees before NYMW kicks out. Jesse picks up NYMW and hits a sccop slam. Jesse then puts NY in an abdominal stretch which NY quickly slips out of. NY hits a jab to the ribs and gets to his feet. He then grabs Jesse’s arm and twists it and then hits a poke to the eye. Jesse turns around in pain and NY goes back over to him but walks straight into a sick sounding knife-edge chop knocking NY off his feet! NY gets back up and gets another chop! NY goes up but this time he ducks Jesse’s chop and hits a fisherman’s suplex! He keeps the arms hooked and goes for the cover, but Jesse uses his leg strength to pull himself backwards therefore creating a bridge on NY. ONE! TWO! NY uses Jesse’s own momentum to continue a roll-through and gets on top of Jesse in a cradle-like position. NY grabs the ropes for leveridge! ONE! TWO! Thr…NO! Jesse somehow kicked out! NYMW slaps Jesse across the face and Jesse spends a moment or so in disblief before responding by SLAPPING THE TASTE OUT OF NYMW! NYMW charges at Jesse but gets caught in a drop toe hold, sending New York’s Most Wanted face first into the bottom turnbuckle! Jesse stalks him and NYMW gets up groggily and walks right into the Fly Swatter! Jesse keeps the legs hooked and goes for the Sharpshooter! NYMW manages to fight his way loose, but Jesse grabs his legs again. This time NYMW crawls over to the ropes before Jesse can hook it in and the referee forces Jesse to break the hold. NYMW hits a bigtime clothesline on Jesse! And another! NYMW then runs at Jesse and walks into a Spinebuster! NYMW comes out swinging and both men go into a collar and elbow tie-up. Jesse starts to gain momentum but NYMW hits a kick to the mid-section. NYMW then hits a Pumphandle Slam and goes up top! He waits for Jesse to get up and comes down looking for the Flying Cross Body, but Jesse gets underneath him and hits a Samoan Drop for a close two count! Jesse heads up top and signals for the 450 Splash! He’s Up! OH NO! NYMW got his knee’s up! Ouch! NYMW tries to hook in a crossface chickenwing, but Jesse rolls him up and gets a close two count! NYMW charges at Jesse and hits a massive clothesline. NYMW then picks up Jesse and hits a huge Stalling Vertical Suplex! Jesse runs at NY looking for a clothesline but he ducks. Jesse looks for a bulldog but NY moves away, and Jesse comes off the rope looking for another clothesline but instead gets caught in a Tilt A Whirl Backbreaker! NYMW then picks up Jesse and hits a devastating Sit Down Power Bomb! NY goes up to the top rope! He’s looking for the Flying Crossbody again. Jesse goes up looking for a superplex! He’s got him up, but NY forces his way back down! NY hits several headbutts and Jesse flies off the turnbuckle backwards landing hard on his back! NY positions himself again but Jesse pops up and hits a SUPER ANGLE SLAM! WOW! ONE! TWO! THRE….NO! SOMEHOW NEW YORK’S MOST WANTED KICKED OUT! HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT? Jesse goes to hook in the Sharpshooter but NY kicks him loose. Jesse goes towards NY but he hits a DDT and Jesse lands right on his head! Hook of the Leg! He’s got the tights! ONE! TWO! THREE! HIS FEET ARE ON THE ROPES! DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, New York’s Most Wanted!
NYMW quickly leaves the ring and the referee meets him at the bottom of the ramp and holds his hand up. Jesse is shown shaking his head as we go to commercial. Man, this guy can’t buy a win lately!
We come back from commercial and Modern Marvel is backstage with Eric Carsons.
Eric: Hello everyone, I’m Eric Carsons and I’m standing by…..
(Marvel grabs the microphone and shoves Marvel out of the way.)
Marvel: Nobody cares who you are. You’re just a third-rate interview boy! I already know exactly what you were going to ask me cuz it’s what everyone’s been asking me all week. Why did I do it? Why did I take out Mike Becker last week? He calls himself The Best. He think’s he’s beaten them all! He thinks he could walk into the ring with anybody in this business and beat them senseless! He thinks he’s better than me. Hell, he thinks if him and I were to get in the ring together, he would whip my ass! Well that don’t happen! And I will prove that once and for all after I defeat Gangsta tonight at Ultimate Destruction when I defeat BOTH Compton’s Most Flaunted Idiot and Mike the Pecker and become the WNC Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD! And there ain’t nothin’ nobody can do to stop me!
(The camera pans out and Eddie is standing there.)
Eddie: Wussup, ese vato! You sit here and talk about how you the greatest, holmes. Oh! Please, holmes. Ese, you make me laugh. You ain’t never stepped into the ring one on one with LATINO HEAT, ese! And where there’s heat, there’s FIRRRRREEEEEE!!!! And Hot Stuff Eddie is the HOTTEST FIRE EVER, HOLMES! MESS WITH ME AND YOU’RE LIABLE TO GET BURNED ESE VATO!
(Eddie walks away casually.)
Marvel: As I was saying, none of these punks here in the WNC, or any of those jackasses from WWA can take me on. I’m the Modern Marvel, I’m the only TRUE E-Fed Icon! Hell, I’ve beaten them all…..
(Suddenly, Eddie comes from behind and smacks Marvel across the back with a steel chair!)
Eddie: Oops! Did I do that, holmes?
(The crowd laughs as Eddie shrugs.)
We cut to a live feed from the locker room and we see Jesse, West Coast Wonder and Wrestling God standing around the TV screen. WCW and Jesse are snickering to themselves.
Wrestling God: You see what I mean? How the Hell are we supposed to trust that punk?
Jesse: Dude, what’s your problem? He just took out that no-good backstabber Marvel.
WCW: Yeah, man, he’s a nice guy. Chill out.
WG: Chill out? Coming from you that’s supposed to mean something to me? Look, you do have a Mexican background at all, but based on what I know you’ve lived in San Diego almost your entire life and you seem like a fairly upstanding citizen to me. But last week, you said you wouldn’t join Team WNC! Now what the hell is that all about?
WCW: I always fight alone! If you ain’t my family, you have to earn my trust!
Jesse: Yeah, come on man, let it go. He’s had so-called “friends” betray him in the past. Hell, we all have, right?
WG: What the hell is wrong with you Jesse? Don’t tell me you’re trusting this guy. You’re smarter than that. I’ve got to go get ready for my match, and when I get back I hope you’ve changed your mind.
(WG leaves the room and the camera follows him. He bumps into Alejandro Reed Sr. in the hallway. Reed’s eyes are bloodshot.)
Reed: Hey, Wrestling God, what’s up bro?
WG: Who the hell are you and how’d you get backstage?
Reed: Dude, I’m the Buzzed Bunny Alejandro Reed! I’m the newest member of the WNC roster!
WG: What the hell is wrong with you?
Reed: Ain’t nothing wrong with me, homey, I’m just chiling out.
WG: Are you on Crack?
(Reed bursts out laughing, barely able to control himself.)
Reed: No way man, that stuff is for losers with a captial “L”.
(He makes the symbol of an L with his thumb and Index finger.)
Reed: I just been blazing out back with a few of my homey’s man.
WG: Shut the hell up dammit! I don’t trust you as it is because you look like one of them terrorists you see mug shots of on CNN! But now you’re standing around in this arena all buzzed on weed?
Reed: Yeah, man. I’m the Buzzed Bunny after all.
WG: The Buzzed Bunny? Son, you been hallucinating or something.
Reed: No man, I just….
WG: Ya know what? Get the hell out of my face! You sand people are just as bad as those damn mexicans! You sneak into our country illegally bringing with you drugs, excessive amounts of alcohol, diseases, rifles, explosives and a lack of good judgement and then you sit around and complain when everyone treats like garbage! You have NO right to complain! You get treated like garbage because you ARE garbage! You people make me sick! Get the HELL out of my damn country and take your stupid little suicide bombers with you!
(MASSIVE HEAT!)
Wrestling God walks away leaving Buzzed Bunny looking bewildered as we head to commercials.
We come back and Eric Carsons is backstage with Raw Impact.
Eric: Impact, last week after you assaulted West Coast Wonder, he challenged you to a TLC match at WNC’s Ultimate Destruction! What are your thoughts?
Impact: My thoughts? Of course I accept his challenge. I’m sick to death of new people coming into the WNC and claiming they’re the next big thing. It makes me sick!
Eric: Well, in all fairness West Coast Wonder is widely considered to be one of the greatest Lucha Libre legends of all time.
Impact: You know what, Eric? For once you’re actually right. West Coast Wonder IS considere to be one of the best. But he doesn’t deserve it! I’ve busted my ass for a damn long time! WCW just invents a few aerial moves and all of a sudden the whole world bows to him! I’ve been wrestling all my life. I grew up in an amateur wrestling family. WCW’s just a flashy performer, I’m a WRESTLER! And WCW, at Ultimate Destruction you can do whatever the hell moves you think the fans will love you for using the Tables, Ladders and Chairs but in the end you will succumb to the fact that I am simply BETTER than you.
We head back to ringside and our commentators promote our main event. The Stretcher Match objectives are outlined. You must decimate your opponent till you can lay him down on the stretcher. You must then be able to push the stretcher past the white line which is between the stage and the ramp. The entire stretcher must cross this line, and your opponent MUST be on the stretcher during this time. Let’s take a look at the Tale of the Tape.
Modern Marvel is an E-fed Icon. He’s a former NBWF Champion. He stands 6’4 weighing in at 266 pounds.
Da Gangsta is the latest member of G-Unit. He has yet to hold any championship gold. He stands 6’4 and weigs in at 245 pounds, so there’s not much of a size differential. Marvel definetly has the experience and the strength advantage, but you have to think Gangsta has a speed advantage also. Well, either way it should be one hell of a match-up.