Post by Mike Jones on Jun 5, 2006 1:32:23 GMT -5
WNC 12/12 BeatDown Results
The WNC Logo flashes by and we are shown a highlight package showing footage from the Stretcher Match last week as well as the aftermath.
System of A Down’s Revenga hits as does the WNC Opening Video. We head live inside the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta just as the pyro goes off.
Our announce team welcomes us to BeatDown, just six days before WNC’s Ultimate Destruction.
(P.O.D.’s Set It Off- Tweeker Mix hits the speakers to a massive ovation!)
Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome, Alberta’s own JESSE!
Jesse comes out in street clothes and he is completely pumped up here tonight! Jesse gets in the ring and salutes the crowd. Jesse grabs the mic from the announcer and begins to talk.
Jesse: WHAT UP COW TOWN?
(Big Pop!) Now, it’s no secret that I’m actually from Edmonton. (BOOOOOOOOO!) But in all seriousness, I love Calgary just as much as I love Edmonton. (Big pop!) Well, maybe not as much as the Oilers. (BOOOOOOOOO!) But right now, we in a city that’s packed with history. Your’s truly won his first ever wrestling match here! I must have had at least a dozen in Edmonton and Ponoka and even Medicine Hat first, but I lost them all. Not only that, this is the home of the legendary Dungeon! (Big pop!) Ran by the Late, Great, Stu Hart! (STU! STU! STU! STU! STU! STU! STU! STU!) So many wrestling greats were trained in this very city! Nikolai Volkoff! Davey Boy Smith! Chris Jericho! Chris Benoit! Bret Hart! Owen Hart! And many others! Well, folks, the legendary Stu Hart and his equally notorious dungeon may not be around anymore, but there is a great place here in town where you can learn how to wrestle from a great man. He was trained in the Dungeon! He’s a former WWE Intercontinental Champion! Tag Team Champion! And he’s from right here in Calgary! Ladies and Gentleman, please show your love for my good friend, LANCE STORM!
(Lance Storm’s Theme Music hits to a big pop!)
Lance Storm comes to the ring wearing a sports jacket and he’s all smiles tonight! He gets in the ring and shakes Jesse’s hand and then salutes the audience by going up on the turnbuckles! Jesse leaves the microphone with Storm and leaves the ring, pulling up a chair on the outside. Excellent respect and sportsmanship there shown by Jesse.
Lance: Calgary, it’s great to be home! (Huge pop!) It’s interesting that a lot of people don’t know what’s happening with me lately. A lot of wrestling fan’s haven’t seen me since I fought, and beat, (snickers) Chris Jericho at ECW One Night Stand! A lot of people think I’ve retired from the business. Well, so to speak I have retired from wrestling. But not from the industry! In fact, I have opened a wrestling school right here in Calgary. You can go to my website www.stormwrestling.com to check it out. Let me tell ya I have a lot of fond memories from all over the world, but none bigger than right here in my home town! And I’ve had a lot of fun at my new school, teaching kids the proper way to wrestle. And teaching them something that a lot of kid’s today seem to lack, RESPECT! You see there are so many young guys in this business that will go to any lengths to earn………
(G-Unit’s Stunt 101 hits to big heat!)
Oh come on, now What the hell is he doing here? It’s Da Gangsta. The man who LOST last week in the Stretcher Match against the Modern Marvel.What the hell is his problem? Gangsta gets in the ring and grab’s Storms mic.
Gangsta: You know what Storm. As much as I hate that no good redneck Stone Cold Steve Austin, he was right about one thoing. You sure are BORRRRRRRINGGGGGGGG! Now why don’t you step aside, I’ve got some business to take care of with that punk (he points to Jesse, who is now standing up). So get your weak ass out of my way, old man!
Jesse motions for Gangsta to come get him. Gangsta does but instead walks into a straight right hand from Lance Storm! (Huge pop!)
Uh-Oh! Lance Storm is signalling for something here! There it is! Big Boot!
Wait a minute! Here comes the reinforcements! CMW, NYMW, Insane Gary Lang and RKO all jump in the ring and quadruple team Storm! Jesse runs in the ring and pounds on NYMW for a bit but the number’s game catches up on him and he too is in trouble!
Wait a minute! Who the hell is that? Is that a fan? Someone just jumped the guard rail! Is that who I think it is? Yes! It is! It’s Bill Yates of the Legendary Stampede Wrestling! Bill Yates is here! Yates delivers lefts and right to NYMW, CMW and Insane Gary Lang and manages to get most of them out of the way, until RKO Sledge Angel comes up from behind and hits the RKO! WHAT? OH NO! SHEENA MICHAELS! SHEENA MICHAELS! Michaels charges into the ring and imeediately begins to pound the hell out of RKO! Lang peels her off and sets her up for a chokeslam! Oh no! WHAT THE HELL? OH MY GOD! MIKE BECKER! MIKE BECKER IS HERE! BECKER POUNDING AWAY ON LANG! Becker knocks over Lang and signals for the Last Ride! But Metal God jumped him from behind! And Bad Gurl is pounding on Michaels and RKO! My God! Hell has broken loose here! Metal God and Becker duke it out on the rampway and Bad Gurl is restrained in the ring as we head to commercial!
We come back from commercial and our commentary team comment about the wild brawl that just took place. They note that it probably won’t be the last one. Several Big Time Matches on the card for tonight! Metal God and Bad Gurl will be taking on Insane Gary Lang and RKO Sledge Angel as well as Sheena Michaels and the WNC World’s Champion Mike Becker in te first-ever Inter Gender Triple Threat Tag Team Match! Also, Wrestling God puts the WNC Pure Wrestling Title on the line against perhaps his toughest challenger yet, the Lucha Legend West Coast Wonder! Plus Eddie G will face Modern Marvel and we will see the WNC debut of Ty Langston!
(Crash Holly’s old music hits)
DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 286 pounds, Raw Impact!
(Fall Out Boy’s Sugar We’re Going Down hits)
And the opponent, from The Middle East weighing in at 295 pounds, the Buzzed Bunny, Alejanro Reed!
DING DING DING!
This match up is underway as Impact and Reed go for a collar and elbow tie-up. Impact gets the best of Reed and tries to work the arm over from behind, but Reed elbows loose.Reed grabs Impact by the head and hits an overhead suplex. Reed then comes off the ropes lookingfor a dropkick on the downed Impact but Impact gets up and Reed keeps moving. Reed coems off the other side looking for a clothesline but Reed ducks! Reed comes off the ropes reminiscent of the excellent cruiserweight Yoshihiro Tajiri going for a back elbow drop, but Impact catches him and hits a German Suplex! Wow, Impact read that one through, and he keeps the arms hooked as well! A second German Suplex going for the third! WOW! Reed just flipped him into a pinning predicament but instead of going for the pin he’s got a Half Boston Crab locked in! Impact manages to roll his way through and violently tosses Reed into the ropes, but Reed jumps up to the second rope and comes off looking for the Sprinboard Crossbody. Impact catches him however and tries to hit the Fallaway Slam! Reed uses all of his might and pushes Impact down, but Impact rolls through and creates a bridge, holding on to the ropes for leveridge, but the referee catches him. Impact grabs Reed and locks in looking for another German Suplex but Reed uses his ass to power his way out, sending Impact awkwardly into the middle ropes! Reed sees the opportunity and comes looking for the Full Course Guiolltine but Impact moves out of the way. Reed sees it and lands on the other side! He then pulls Impact towards him and rakes the eyes. Reed then slingshots himself looking for a flying crossbody, but he goes way too high and ends up going right over Impact and then coming crashing down to the mat! Man, he must have been ten feet in the air! The Buzzed Bunny was flying! Hell, The buzzed Bunny is always flying! Impact tries to lock in a Modified STF, but Reed manages to get to his feet before the hold can be locked in. Impact tries to lock in an abdominal stretch but Reed rolls through and then catches Impact off guard and hits a powerslam! What the hell is he doing? Oh my God! He’s tickling Impact! What the hell is this guys problem! Impact then decks Reed with a straight right hand and he’s pissed! Impact is throwing lefts and rights like mad and he’s trying to choke Reed! The referee begins yelling at Impact to stop! Eventually the referee, not wanting this match to have to end in a DQ steps in and pulls Impact off of Reed! Impact responds by shoving the referee hard to the outside of the ring! The ref lands hard on his ass and manages to get enough strength to call for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner by DQ, Alejandro Reed.
This only further infuriates Impact as he continues to pound the living hell out of the buzzed bunny! Impact picks up Buzzed Bunny and hits the Canadian Destroyer! What the Hell was that all about! Oh no! Avalanche Muscle Buster! And now he has the Choke Sleeper Clutch! Reed is out cold! Wait a minute! WEST COAST WONDER JUST CAME THROUGH THE CROWD! HE’S GOT A CHAIR! OH NO! WCW CRACKS IMPACT FROM BEHIND WITH THE CHAIR! GOOD LORD! HERE WE GO AGAIN! These Two men took each other to Hell and back just eight days ago in a Best of 3 Falls match at an ECWF event and now they’re going at it again! These two men will meet in a TLC match in just six days! Impact rolls himself out of the ring in immense pain. Wait a minute! WCW still has the chair! ATOMIC ARABIAN FACEBUSTER! MY GOD! REMINISCENT OF THE HOMICIDAL, GENOCIDAL, SUICIDAL SABU! WOW! WCW gets back in the ring and signals to the crowd! “Viva Mexico!” He yells and he ascends the turnbuckle! OH NO! WRESTLING GOD IS IN THE RING! WCW senses it and jumps down and walks straight into a Big Boot! WG picks up WCW and goes for a Powerbomb, but WCW counters with the flying headscissors putting WG on the second rope! Uh-Oh! We know what this means! DIAL IT UP BABY! But Wrestling God crawls out of the ring and begins walking back up the stage! What a coward! WG will face WCW later tonight with the Pure Title on the line! WCW taunts WG to come back into the ring as we head to commercial.
We come back from commercial and Eric Carsons is backstage with Mike Becker.
Eric: Mike tonight, you team up with Sheena Michaels to face…..
Suddenly, Compton’s Most Wanted jumps Becker from behind! He is quickly joined by NYMW, Gangsta and Insane Gary Lang! All three men lay the boots to Mike Becker! Uh-Oh! Here comes Jesse and Eddie! They both have baseball bats! G-Unit takes off and Eddie goes after them as Jesse attends to Becker. We see Eddie looking through the corridors screaming at G-Unit and we see Executioner come out of nowhere and nail Eddie with his axe-shaped steel chair! We cut back to Jesse and he hears Eddie scream in pain and he goes running after them leaving a semi-concious Becker by himself. Becker gets to his feet and starts to limp off in search of the dressing room, but Modern Marvel shows up with a kendo stick and cracks him across the spine with it! Marvel picks up Becker and goes to hit him with it again but Wrestling God, Sheena Michaels and Paul Bunyan show up and Marvel pushes Becker into them and runs off.
We head back to ringside and tonight has been just hellacious. There’s so much pride on the line this Sunday. And there’s so much bitterness between these athletes.
(My Chemical Romance’s I’m Not Okay (I Promise) hits)
And speaking of bitter, here comes that guy we saw last week, Ty Langston.
DING DING DING!
The Following Contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 185 pounds, Ty Langston!
And in the ring, weighing in at 150 pounds, Bob!
Bob already in the ring and Langston comes in and goes for Bob looking for a sidewalk slam right off the bat and he hits it! Wow! Langston grabs Bob and hits a Powerbomb into a pin for a close 2 count! Langston grabs Bob and hits a spinning neckbreaker! Man this kid is impressive! Langston then sets Bob between his legs and looks at the crowd! He takes an imaginary blade and “slits” both of his wrists with it and then hooks Bob’s arms and hits the Pedigree! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING!
Here Is Your Winner, Ty Langston!
An impressive victory for the young Ty Langston here tonight, and I see only great things in store for this young man’s career. Langston cockily walks up the stage as we head to commercial.
We come back from commercial and Langston is standing next to Eric Carsons backstage.
Carsons: An impressive win there Mr. Langston, tell us, what is it that you hope to accomplish by joining the WNC.
Langston: Well let me tell ya one thing Eric, it’s about sterotypes. Everybody picks on me because they think I won’t fight back because of the way I look and the music I listen to, but they’re wrong. I WILL fight back, and not only that I will prove ALL of my doubters wrong. (He pauses)
The camera pans out to reveal Metal God along with Bad Gurl standing slightly back of Carsons and Langston laughing amongst themselves.
Langston: What the hells so funny?
Metal God: Dude, Emo Sucks!
Langston: I’m sorry, but I didn’t hear what you said! That’s cuz I don’t listen to people who dress in skin tight leather and wear more hairspray than my Aunt Virginia! Hey, pal. Metal was DEAD over a Decade ago. Give it up! It’s over!
WOAH! Metal God just decked Langston. Metal is choking Ty as he slams him into the back drywall. Metal is holding Ty up by his throat and he yells menacingly at him “DON’T YOU EVER DISS METAL OR ME, YOU EMO FAG!”
Metal God throws Langston violently into a pile of boxes which all fall around him.
Metal (to bad Girl): Let’s go get ready for our match baby.
Langston (groaning): Asshole.
Langston flips the bird just as Metal God turns around. Metal goes over to Langston and starts pounding the hell out of him some more as we head back to ringside!
(New Found Power by Damageplan hits to a mixed reaction)
DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Battle Ground, Indiana weighing in at 266 Pounds, The Modern Marvel!
BRRRRINGGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT???
LIE! CHEAT! STEAL!
LIE! CHEAT! STEAL!
And the opponent, about to make his way to the ring from Melbourne, Australia by way of Mexico, Hot Stuff Eddie G!
Nothing.
Announcer: And from Melbourne, Australia, by way of Mexico, Hot Stuff Eddie G!
Still nothing!
Where the hell is Eddie?
We go backstage into a dark room and Eddie is hanging from a pole by his hands which are locked in handcuffs. Eddie’s mouth is taped shut. The camera pans out and we see the Executioner!
Executioner says to Eddie: Eddie, it’s time for you to fall victim to the merciless executioner!
Suddenly, a knock at the door is heard and we hear a male voice yell, “Hey, did somebody order Pizza?”
Executioner groans and yells no!
The voice speaks again: Well, I’ll guess we can just bill it to your credit card number that you gave us!
Executioners mutters to himself: “I knew I shouldn’t have left my wallet with G-Unit.”
Executioner opens the door and Paul Bunyan is there and he smashes the Steaming Hot Pizza into Ex’s face! Bunyan then kicks Ex around a bit! Bunyan then picks up a slice of Pizza and begins to eat it. He then see’s Eddie squirming around hanging by his arms and remember’s what he’s there for. He unties Eddie and the two men go to leave the room.
Eddie: Hold on a second, ese.
Bunyan: What the hell now?
Eddie sneaks over to the corner and grabs Executioner’s axe shaped chair.
Eddie: Shhh.
Eddie tiptoes out of the room with the chair and the crowd laughs! Eddie just stole Executioner’s specialty chair!
Backstage we see Modern Marvel in the dressing room untying his boots when Eric Carsons walks in.
Carsons: Excuse me, Marvel. Are you just going to leave now?
Marvel: Well, obviously Eddie doesn’t want to face me, so I figure I may as well just get the hell out of here.
Carsons: But Marvel…..
(Marvel picks up his bag and leaves the room shutting the door in Carson’s face.)
We see outside the room and Marvel walks towards the door but he bumps into C.E.O. Charles Kennedy.
Kennedy: Marvel, where in the hell do you think you’re going?
Marvel: Back to my hotel. Everyone here is too damn coward to face me.
Kennedy: No, that’s not true at all. In fact I already have a replacement in mind.
Marvel; Good for you, I’m leaving.
Kennedy: Marvel, if you walk out that door, I WILL FIRRRRRRREEEEEE YOUR ASSSS!
Marvel turns around: Fire me? You can’t fire me dammit! I’m the E-Fed Icon! I run this place! Hell, I AM This place!
Kennedy: DAMMIT! I RUN THIS PLACE! And if anybody IS this place it’s the loyal WNC Superstars, not the turn-coat’s like you. In fact, speaking of loyal superstars, one of them requested that he face you tonight.
Marvel: Oh really? And who would that be?
Kennedy: Well tonight, you the Modern Marvel, the self-proclaimed E-Fed Icon, will compete in a hardcore match in the main event…. Against the Self-Proclaimed Main Event, JESSE!
Marvel sets his bag down and pulls off his sunglasses: You don’t say? Heh heh heh. This oughta be fun.
We head back to ringside and our commentators claim that Marvel is underestimating Jesse. Well folks, coming up next, the WNC Pure Wrestling Title will be on the line as Wrestling God faces West Coast Wonder. We see an image of WCW heading to the ring as we go to commercial.
We come back from commercial and G-Unit are walking through the corridors. They go inside their locker room and there is stuff thrown all around the floor!
NYMW: What the hell happened here?
RKO: I’ll bet it was those WNC bastards!
CMW: Aw man, look at this. My backpack was in my locker and they just took it out and it’s all over the place! Hell, I’m gonna lock my locker from now on!
Compton’s Most Wanted grabs his bag and opens up his locker and Ty Langston falls out of it!
Ty: Thank God! You saved my life!
All of G-Unit look on confused as we head back to ringside.
What the hell was that all about? Was Ty Langston crammed into that locker by someone? My guess would be that Metal God. He’s such a bully.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
(Longhorn hits to big heat.)
And speaking of bullies…
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship of the World! Introducing first, the champion, from High Street, weighing in at 255 pounds, the Wrestling God!
(Alone by Sanctus Real hits to a massive pop!)
And the opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 220 pounds, West Coast Wonder!
WCW hits the ring and immediately charges after WG. DING DING DING! This match-up is under way! WCW goes for a collar and elbow tie-up on WG which he uses his strength to shove WCW down to his knees. WCW then leans on his back and hits a Monkey Flip! WCW waits for WG to get up and hits a Swinging Neckbreaker! WG charges at WCW but he reverses and hits a Suplex into a powerslam! WCW then runs at the turnbuckle and hits a Split Legged Senton Bomb but WG rolls out of the way! WG slaps WCW on the back of the head and pulls him up, but WCW gets his feet on the ropes and tries to flip his way off but WG holds on tight. WCW lands on the middle rope and kicks WG in the head and then takes his arms into a surfboard position and then climbs up to the top rope! He extends his legs just as WG hits the ground! He calls that the Back Cramp, Brother! WCW stalks WG and goes for a Jerelle Driver 05 but it’s countered. WG tries to hit a back breaker but WCW fights loose and hits a Chimeraplex for a two count! WCW hits a West Coast Driver and then heads up top! WG gets up! WCW goes for the Shooting Star Press but he overshot! Or did he! No! Hurracanrama! WOW! SHOOTING STAR HURACANRAMA! What a move! WCW up to the top again! You can never tell what he’s gonna do from up there! Backflip Dragonrana! WCW up to the top once more! VIVA MEXICO!!! 450 Clothesline! WG sits up! WCW comes off the ropes and hits a springboard dropkick! Going for the cover! One! Two! Thr… NO! WCW locks in the Tequila Sunrise on WG who quickly fights loose. WG charges at WCW looking for the Clothesline From Hell but WCW ducks and then catches WG on the way back and hits a Shoulderbreaker into a Fujiwara armbar but WG again fights loose! WG goes for a powerbomb but WCW counters and hits a LEG TRIP SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! WOW! THE CODE RED! WCW hooks WG’s arms and hits the Slam From the Future Wrist-Clutch Exploder Suplex! WCW picks up WG and goes for the Fireman’s Carry but at the last minute turns it into a stunner! WOW! San Diego Shocker! WCW goes to the apron! WCW Breaking All the Rules with the Catapault Senton! Going for the cover, but the ref see’s him using the ropes and doesn’t count. WCW picks up WG and hits a Reverse Suplex onto the turnbuckle and then switches it into a normal suplex! Wow! Lose Yourself! WCW going up top! SHOOTING STAR LUNGBLOWER! WOW! WCW stalking WG looking for the Bounce Back! WG slips through and hits a vicious chop to the throat of West Coast Wonder! Good God! He could have broken his larnyx into two pieces with that chop! Wrestling God throws WCW onto the turnbuckle violently. WG picks him up and goes for the Super Last Call! But WCW rolls him over and WHAT THE HELL? INVERTED SITOUT CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE! HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?? OH MY GOD! WG gets to his feat first and picks up WG signalling for the powerbomb and he gets him up, but WCW uses his strength and hits a seated senton for a close 2 count! WCW rolls up WG into a deadly pinning predicament! He calles this the Delfin Clutch! ONE! TWO! THRE….NO! Wrestling God somehow kicked out! WCW goes off the ropes and goes for a Slingshot Cross Body but WG caught him! LAST CALL! WG going up top now! This is unusual for him! Going for an elbow drop! But WCW rolled out of the way! WG picks up WCW but he hits a kick to the mid-section! WCW then hits a Northern Lights Suplex! He goes upmtop and connects with The Crossfire Shooting Star Leg Drop! WCW now looking for something big! OH MY GOD! IS HE GONNA TOMBSTONE THE WRESTLING GOD! OH MY GOD! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX WITH WRESTLING GOD HANGING UPSIDE DOWN! HE CALLS THAT LIVE FROM THE WEST COAST! GOOD GOD! WCW up top again and he comes down hard on WG with a Moonsault into an inverted DDT! WCW picks up Wgand oes for the Brainbuster Suplex! But WG counters and hits the Gateway to Heaven Brainbuster Suplex! GOOD LORD! It’s over! ONE! TWO! THRE…WHAT? NO??? That was like 3 and 99 one-hundredth’s but the referee says WCW got his shoulder up. WG can’t believe it, he picksup WCW and goes or the Last Call but WCW counters into a crucifix but instead keeps going and hits a Tornado DDT! WCW runs into the turnbuckle and it’s a Springboard Moonsault Crossbody onto WG! Then WCW comes off the other ropes and just as WG gets to his feet hits a dropkick to the back of the knee cap sending WG face first into the second rope! OH NO! DIAL IT UP! 619! 619 CONNECTS! Now he’s signalling for the Flatliner Shooting Star DDT! Here he goes! WG moves at the last minute forcing WCW to reposition himself therefore going for just a Flying Cross Body, but WG catches him offguard with the Clothesline From Hell!!!!!! OH MY GOD! WCW ALMOST DID A BACK FLIP! GOOD LORD! THAT WAS SICKENING! WG hooks the leg! ONE! TWO! THRE…NO! WCW got his foot on the ropes! WG is literally pulling his hair out! WG goes to the outside and looks under the ring! GOOD LORD! It’s a STEEL CHAIR COVERED IN BARBED WIRE! The referee comes out and yells at WG who drops it and then argues with the ref! Oh boy look out! WCW Springboard Crossbody onto both WG and inadvertently the ref! WCW sees the chair and realizes he’d better get WG back in the ring he throws him in and goes for a West Coast Driver but WG counters into a Belly to Belly Suplex! WG signals for the powerbomb! And hits it! He hooks the leg, but the ref is still out cold! WG goes outside and grabs the chair and brings it into the ring! He gets ready to smack WCW with it! Wait a minute! What the hell is this? It’s Hot Stuff Eddie! Eddie is literally pleading with WG not to use it on the defenseless WCW! WG goes to use it anyways, but Eddie grabs it from him and the two men are literally having a tug of war contest with it! Eddie pulls it loose but then his momentum bounces it off the back ropes and straight into Wrestling God’s face! Eddie quickly discards of the chair and takes off through the crowd! That was NOT Eddie’s intention, but now he’d better get the heck out of here before WG figures out it was him! WG is flat on his back! Wait a minute! WCW is back up! He’s on the top rope! Feeling Froggy? FROG SPLASH! FROG SPLASH! THE REF IS BACK IN THE RING! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING!!!!!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW WNC PURE WRESTLING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, THE WEST COAST WONDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
West Coast Wonder kisses the belt and holds it up for the crowd as we head to commercials.
The WNC Logo flashes by and we are shown a highlight package showing footage from the Stretcher Match last week as well as the aftermath.
System of A Down’s Revenga hits as does the WNC Opening Video. We head live inside the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta just as the pyro goes off.
Our announce team welcomes us to BeatDown, just six days before WNC’s Ultimate Destruction.
(P.O.D.’s Set It Off- Tweeker Mix hits the speakers to a massive ovation!)
Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome, Alberta’s own JESSE!
Jesse comes out in street clothes and he is completely pumped up here tonight! Jesse gets in the ring and salutes the crowd. Jesse grabs the mic from the announcer and begins to talk.
Jesse: WHAT UP COW TOWN?
(Big Pop!) Now, it’s no secret that I’m actually from Edmonton. (BOOOOOOOOO!) But in all seriousness, I love Calgary just as much as I love Edmonton. (Big pop!) Well, maybe not as much as the Oilers. (BOOOOOOOOO!) But right now, we in a city that’s packed with history. Your’s truly won his first ever wrestling match here! I must have had at least a dozen in Edmonton and Ponoka and even Medicine Hat first, but I lost them all. Not only that, this is the home of the legendary Dungeon! (Big pop!) Ran by the Late, Great, Stu Hart! (STU! STU! STU! STU! STU! STU! STU! STU!) So many wrestling greats were trained in this very city! Nikolai Volkoff! Davey Boy Smith! Chris Jericho! Chris Benoit! Bret Hart! Owen Hart! And many others! Well, folks, the legendary Stu Hart and his equally notorious dungeon may not be around anymore, but there is a great place here in town where you can learn how to wrestle from a great man. He was trained in the Dungeon! He’s a former WWE Intercontinental Champion! Tag Team Champion! And he’s from right here in Calgary! Ladies and Gentleman, please show your love for my good friend, LANCE STORM! (Lance Storm’s Theme Music hits to a big pop!)
Lance Storm comes to the ring wearing a sports jacket and he’s all smiles tonight! He gets in the ring and shakes Jesse’s hand and then salutes the audience by going up on the turnbuckles! Jesse leaves the microphone with Storm and leaves the ring, pulling up a chair on the outside. Excellent respect and sportsmanship there shown by Jesse.
Lance: Calgary, it’s great to be home! (Huge pop!) It’s interesting that a lot of people don’t know what’s happening with me lately. A lot of wrestling fan’s haven’t seen me since I fought, and beat, (snickers) Chris Jericho at ECW One Night Stand! A lot of people think I’ve retired from the business. Well, so to speak I have retired from wrestling. But not from the industry! In fact, I have opened a wrestling school right here in Calgary. You can go to my website www.stormwrestling.com to check it out. Let me tell ya I have a lot of fond memories from all over the world, but none bigger than right here in my home town! And I’ve had a lot of fun at my new school, teaching kids the proper way to wrestle. And teaching them something that a lot of kid’s today seem to lack, RESPECT! You see there are so many young guys in this business that will go to any lengths to earn………
(G-Unit’s Stunt 101 hits to big heat!)
Oh come on, now What the hell is he doing here? It’s Da Gangsta. The man who LOST last week in the Stretcher Match against the Modern Marvel.What the hell is his problem? Gangsta gets in the ring and grab’s Storms mic.
Gangsta: You know what Storm. As much as I hate that no good redneck Stone Cold Steve Austin, he was right about one thoing. You sure are BORRRRRRRINGGGGGGGG! Now why don’t you step aside, I’ve got some business to take care of with that punk (he points to Jesse, who is now standing up). So get your weak ass out of my way, old man!
Jesse motions for Gangsta to come get him. Gangsta does but instead walks into a straight right hand from Lance Storm! (Huge pop!)
Uh-Oh! Lance Storm is signalling for something here! There it is! Big Boot!
Wait a minute! Here comes the reinforcements! CMW, NYMW, Insane Gary Lang and RKO all jump in the ring and quadruple team Storm! Jesse runs in the ring and pounds on NYMW for a bit but the number’s game catches up on him and he too is in trouble!
Wait a minute! Who the hell is that? Is that a fan? Someone just jumped the guard rail! Is that who I think it is? Yes! It is! It’s Bill Yates of the Legendary Stampede Wrestling! Bill Yates is here! Yates delivers lefts and right to NYMW, CMW and Insane Gary Lang and manages to get most of them out of the way, until RKO Sledge Angel comes up from behind and hits the RKO! WHAT? OH NO! SHEENA MICHAELS! SHEENA MICHAELS! Michaels charges into the ring and imeediately begins to pound the hell out of RKO! Lang peels her off and sets her up for a chokeslam! Oh no! WHAT THE HELL? OH MY GOD! MIKE BECKER! MIKE BECKER IS HERE! BECKER POUNDING AWAY ON LANG! Becker knocks over Lang and signals for the Last Ride! But Metal God jumped him from behind! And Bad Gurl is pounding on Michaels and RKO! My God! Hell has broken loose here! Metal God and Becker duke it out on the rampway and Bad Gurl is restrained in the ring as we head to commercial!
We come back from commercial and our commentary team comment about the wild brawl that just took place. They note that it probably won’t be the last one. Several Big Time Matches on the card for tonight! Metal God and Bad Gurl will be taking on Insane Gary Lang and RKO Sledge Angel as well as Sheena Michaels and the WNC World’s Champion Mike Becker in te first-ever Inter Gender Triple Threat Tag Team Match! Also, Wrestling God puts the WNC Pure Wrestling Title on the line against perhaps his toughest challenger yet, the Lucha Legend West Coast Wonder! Plus Eddie G will face Modern Marvel and we will see the WNC debut of Ty Langston!
(Crash Holly’s old music hits)
DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 286 pounds, Raw Impact!
(Fall Out Boy’s Sugar We’re Going Down hits)
And the opponent, from The Middle East weighing in at 295 pounds, the Buzzed Bunny, Alejanro Reed!
DING DING DING!
This match up is underway as Impact and Reed go for a collar and elbow tie-up. Impact gets the best of Reed and tries to work the arm over from behind, but Reed elbows loose.Reed grabs Impact by the head and hits an overhead suplex. Reed then comes off the ropes lookingfor a dropkick on the downed Impact but Impact gets up and Reed keeps moving. Reed coems off the other side looking for a clothesline but Reed ducks! Reed comes off the ropes reminiscent of the excellent cruiserweight Yoshihiro Tajiri going for a back elbow drop, but Impact catches him and hits a German Suplex! Wow, Impact read that one through, and he keeps the arms hooked as well! A second German Suplex going for the third! WOW! Reed just flipped him into a pinning predicament but instead of going for the pin he’s got a Half Boston Crab locked in! Impact manages to roll his way through and violently tosses Reed into the ropes, but Reed jumps up to the second rope and comes off looking for the Sprinboard Crossbody. Impact catches him however and tries to hit the Fallaway Slam! Reed uses all of his might and pushes Impact down, but Impact rolls through and creates a bridge, holding on to the ropes for leveridge, but the referee catches him. Impact grabs Reed and locks in looking for another German Suplex but Reed uses his ass to power his way out, sending Impact awkwardly into the middle ropes! Reed sees the opportunity and comes looking for the Full Course Guiolltine but Impact moves out of the way. Reed sees it and lands on the other side! He then pulls Impact towards him and rakes the eyes. Reed then slingshots himself looking for a flying crossbody, but he goes way too high and ends up going right over Impact and then coming crashing down to the mat! Man, he must have been ten feet in the air! The Buzzed Bunny was flying! Hell, The buzzed Bunny is always flying! Impact tries to lock in a Modified STF, but Reed manages to get to his feet before the hold can be locked in. Impact tries to lock in an abdominal stretch but Reed rolls through and then catches Impact off guard and hits a powerslam! What the hell is he doing? Oh my God! He’s tickling Impact! What the hell is this guys problem! Impact then decks Reed with a straight right hand and he’s pissed! Impact is throwing lefts and rights like mad and he’s trying to choke Reed! The referee begins yelling at Impact to stop! Eventually the referee, not wanting this match to have to end in a DQ steps in and pulls Impact off of Reed! Impact responds by shoving the referee hard to the outside of the ring! The ref lands hard on his ass and manages to get enough strength to call for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner by DQ, Alejandro Reed.
This only further infuriates Impact as he continues to pound the living hell out of the buzzed bunny! Impact picks up Buzzed Bunny and hits the Canadian Destroyer! What the Hell was that all about! Oh no! Avalanche Muscle Buster! And now he has the Choke Sleeper Clutch! Reed is out cold! Wait a minute! WEST COAST WONDER JUST CAME THROUGH THE CROWD! HE’S GOT A CHAIR! OH NO! WCW CRACKS IMPACT FROM BEHIND WITH THE CHAIR! GOOD LORD! HERE WE GO AGAIN! These Two men took each other to Hell and back just eight days ago in a Best of 3 Falls match at an ECWF event and now they’re going at it again! These two men will meet in a TLC match in just six days! Impact rolls himself out of the ring in immense pain. Wait a minute! WCW still has the chair! ATOMIC ARABIAN FACEBUSTER! MY GOD! REMINISCENT OF THE HOMICIDAL, GENOCIDAL, SUICIDAL SABU! WOW! WCW gets back in the ring and signals to the crowd! “Viva Mexico!” He yells and he ascends the turnbuckle! OH NO! WRESTLING GOD IS IN THE RING! WCW senses it and jumps down and walks straight into a Big Boot! WG picks up WCW and goes for a Powerbomb, but WCW counters with the flying headscissors putting WG on the second rope! Uh-Oh! We know what this means! DIAL IT UP BABY! But Wrestling God crawls out of the ring and begins walking back up the stage! What a coward! WG will face WCW later tonight with the Pure Title on the line! WCW taunts WG to come back into the ring as we head to commercial.
We come back from commercial and Eric Carsons is backstage with Mike Becker.
Eric: Mike tonight, you team up with Sheena Michaels to face…..
Suddenly, Compton’s Most Wanted jumps Becker from behind! He is quickly joined by NYMW, Gangsta and Insane Gary Lang! All three men lay the boots to Mike Becker! Uh-Oh! Here comes Jesse and Eddie! They both have baseball bats! G-Unit takes off and Eddie goes after them as Jesse attends to Becker. We see Eddie looking through the corridors screaming at G-Unit and we see Executioner come out of nowhere and nail Eddie with his axe-shaped steel chair! We cut back to Jesse and he hears Eddie scream in pain and he goes running after them leaving a semi-concious Becker by himself. Becker gets to his feet and starts to limp off in search of the dressing room, but Modern Marvel shows up with a kendo stick and cracks him across the spine with it! Marvel picks up Becker and goes to hit him with it again but Wrestling God, Sheena Michaels and Paul Bunyan show up and Marvel pushes Becker into them and runs off.
We head back to ringside and tonight has been just hellacious. There’s so much pride on the line this Sunday. And there’s so much bitterness between these athletes.
(My Chemical Romance’s I’m Not Okay (I Promise) hits)
And speaking of bitter, here comes that guy we saw last week, Ty Langston.
DING DING DING!
The Following Contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 185 pounds, Ty Langston!
And in the ring, weighing in at 150 pounds, Bob!
Bob already in the ring and Langston comes in and goes for Bob looking for a sidewalk slam right off the bat and he hits it! Wow! Langston grabs Bob and hits a Powerbomb into a pin for a close 2 count! Langston grabs Bob and hits a spinning neckbreaker! Man this kid is impressive! Langston then sets Bob between his legs and looks at the crowd! He takes an imaginary blade and “slits” both of his wrists with it and then hooks Bob’s arms and hits the Pedigree! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING!
Here Is Your Winner, Ty Langston!
An impressive victory for the young Ty Langston here tonight, and I see only great things in store for this young man’s career. Langston cockily walks up the stage as we head to commercial.
We come back from commercial and Langston is standing next to Eric Carsons backstage.
Carsons: An impressive win there Mr. Langston, tell us, what is it that you hope to accomplish by joining the WNC.
Langston: Well let me tell ya one thing Eric, it’s about sterotypes. Everybody picks on me because they think I won’t fight back because of the way I look and the music I listen to, but they’re wrong. I WILL fight back, and not only that I will prove ALL of my doubters wrong. (He pauses)
The camera pans out to reveal Metal God along with Bad Gurl standing slightly back of Carsons and Langston laughing amongst themselves.
Langston: What the hells so funny?
Metal God: Dude, Emo Sucks!
Langston: I’m sorry, but I didn’t hear what you said! That’s cuz I don’t listen to people who dress in skin tight leather and wear more hairspray than my Aunt Virginia! Hey, pal. Metal was DEAD over a Decade ago. Give it up! It’s over!
WOAH! Metal God just decked Langston. Metal is choking Ty as he slams him into the back drywall. Metal is holding Ty up by his throat and he yells menacingly at him “DON’T YOU EVER DISS METAL OR ME, YOU EMO FAG!”
Metal God throws Langston violently into a pile of boxes which all fall around him.
Metal (to bad Girl): Let’s go get ready for our match baby.
Langston (groaning): Asshole.
Langston flips the bird just as Metal God turns around. Metal goes over to Langston and starts pounding the hell out of him some more as we head back to ringside!
(New Found Power by Damageplan hits to a mixed reaction)
DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Battle Ground, Indiana weighing in at 266 Pounds, The Modern Marvel!
BRRRRINGGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT???
LIE! CHEAT! STEAL!
LIE! CHEAT! STEAL!
And the opponent, about to make his way to the ring from Melbourne, Australia by way of Mexico, Hot Stuff Eddie G!
Nothing.
Announcer: And from Melbourne, Australia, by way of Mexico, Hot Stuff Eddie G!
Still nothing!
Where the hell is Eddie?
We go backstage into a dark room and Eddie is hanging from a pole by his hands which are locked in handcuffs. Eddie’s mouth is taped shut. The camera pans out and we see the Executioner!
Executioner says to Eddie: Eddie, it’s time for you to fall victim to the merciless executioner!
Suddenly, a knock at the door is heard and we hear a male voice yell, “Hey, did somebody order Pizza?”
Executioner groans and yells no!
The voice speaks again: Well, I’ll guess we can just bill it to your credit card number that you gave us!
Executioners mutters to himself: “I knew I shouldn’t have left my wallet with G-Unit.”
Executioner opens the door and Paul Bunyan is there and he smashes the Steaming Hot Pizza into Ex’s face! Bunyan then kicks Ex around a bit! Bunyan then picks up a slice of Pizza and begins to eat it. He then see’s Eddie squirming around hanging by his arms and remember’s what he’s there for. He unties Eddie and the two men go to leave the room.
Eddie: Hold on a second, ese.
Bunyan: What the hell now?
Eddie sneaks over to the corner and grabs Executioner’s axe shaped chair.
Eddie: Shhh.
Eddie tiptoes out of the room with the chair and the crowd laughs! Eddie just stole Executioner’s specialty chair!
Backstage we see Modern Marvel in the dressing room untying his boots when Eric Carsons walks in.
Carsons: Excuse me, Marvel. Are you just going to leave now?
Marvel: Well, obviously Eddie doesn’t want to face me, so I figure I may as well just get the hell out of here.
Carsons: But Marvel…..
(Marvel picks up his bag and leaves the room shutting the door in Carson’s face.)
We see outside the room and Marvel walks towards the door but he bumps into C.E.O. Charles Kennedy.
Kennedy: Marvel, where in the hell do you think you’re going?
Marvel: Back to my hotel. Everyone here is too damn coward to face me.
Kennedy: No, that’s not true at all. In fact I already have a replacement in mind.
Marvel; Good for you, I’m leaving.
Kennedy: Marvel, if you walk out that door, I WILL FIRRRRRRREEEEEE YOUR ASSSS!
Marvel turns around: Fire me? You can’t fire me dammit! I’m the E-Fed Icon! I run this place! Hell, I AM This place!
Kennedy: DAMMIT! I RUN THIS PLACE! And if anybody IS this place it’s the loyal WNC Superstars, not the turn-coat’s like you. In fact, speaking of loyal superstars, one of them requested that he face you tonight.
Marvel: Oh really? And who would that be?
Kennedy: Well tonight, you the Modern Marvel, the self-proclaimed E-Fed Icon, will compete in a hardcore match in the main event…. Against the Self-Proclaimed Main Event, JESSE!
Marvel sets his bag down and pulls off his sunglasses: You don’t say? Heh heh heh. This oughta be fun.
We head back to ringside and our commentators claim that Marvel is underestimating Jesse. Well folks, coming up next, the WNC Pure Wrestling Title will be on the line as Wrestling God faces West Coast Wonder. We see an image of WCW heading to the ring as we go to commercial.
We come back from commercial and G-Unit are walking through the corridors. They go inside their locker room and there is stuff thrown all around the floor!
NYMW: What the hell happened here?
RKO: I’ll bet it was those WNC bastards!
CMW: Aw man, look at this. My backpack was in my locker and they just took it out and it’s all over the place! Hell, I’m gonna lock my locker from now on!
Compton’s Most Wanted grabs his bag and opens up his locker and Ty Langston falls out of it!
Ty: Thank God! You saved my life!
All of G-Unit look on confused as we head back to ringside.
What the hell was that all about? Was Ty Langston crammed into that locker by someone? My guess would be that Metal God. He’s such a bully.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
(Longhorn hits to big heat.)
And speaking of bullies…
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship of the World! Introducing first, the champion, from High Street, weighing in at 255 pounds, the Wrestling God!
(Alone by Sanctus Real hits to a massive pop!)
And the opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 220 pounds, West Coast Wonder!
WCW hits the ring and immediately charges after WG. DING DING DING! This match-up is under way! WCW goes for a collar and elbow tie-up on WG which he uses his strength to shove WCW down to his knees. WCW then leans on his back and hits a Monkey Flip! WCW waits for WG to get up and hits a Swinging Neckbreaker! WG charges at WCW but he reverses and hits a Suplex into a powerslam! WCW then runs at the turnbuckle and hits a Split Legged Senton Bomb but WG rolls out of the way! WG slaps WCW on the back of the head and pulls him up, but WCW gets his feet on the ropes and tries to flip his way off but WG holds on tight. WCW lands on the middle rope and kicks WG in the head and then takes his arms into a surfboard position and then climbs up to the top rope! He extends his legs just as WG hits the ground! He calls that the Back Cramp, Brother! WCW stalks WG and goes for a Jerelle Driver 05 but it’s countered. WG tries to hit a back breaker but WCW fights loose and hits a Chimeraplex for a two count! WCW hits a West Coast Driver and then heads up top! WG gets up! WCW goes for the Shooting Star Press but he overshot! Or did he! No! Hurracanrama! WOW! SHOOTING STAR HURACANRAMA! What a move! WCW up to the top again! You can never tell what he’s gonna do from up there! Backflip Dragonrana! WCW up to the top once more! VIVA MEXICO!!! 450 Clothesline! WG sits up! WCW comes off the ropes and hits a springboard dropkick! Going for the cover! One! Two! Thr… NO! WCW locks in the Tequila Sunrise on WG who quickly fights loose. WG charges at WCW looking for the Clothesline From Hell but WCW ducks and then catches WG on the way back and hits a Shoulderbreaker into a Fujiwara armbar but WG again fights loose! WG goes for a powerbomb but WCW counters and hits a LEG TRIP SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! WOW! THE CODE RED! WCW hooks WG’s arms and hits the Slam From the Future Wrist-Clutch Exploder Suplex! WCW picks up WG and goes for the Fireman’s Carry but at the last minute turns it into a stunner! WOW! San Diego Shocker! WCW goes to the apron! WCW Breaking All the Rules with the Catapault Senton! Going for the cover, but the ref see’s him using the ropes and doesn’t count. WCW picks up WG and hits a Reverse Suplex onto the turnbuckle and then switches it into a normal suplex! Wow! Lose Yourself! WCW going up top! SHOOTING STAR LUNGBLOWER! WOW! WCW stalking WG looking for the Bounce Back! WG slips through and hits a vicious chop to the throat of West Coast Wonder! Good God! He could have broken his larnyx into two pieces with that chop! Wrestling God throws WCW onto the turnbuckle violently. WG picks him up and goes for the Super Last Call! But WCW rolls him over and WHAT THE HELL? INVERTED SITOUT CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE! HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?
? OH MY GOD! WG gets to his feat first and picks up WG signalling for the powerbomb and he gets him up, but WCW uses his strength and hits a seated senton for a close 2 count! WCW rolls up WG into a deadly pinning predicament! He calles this the Delfin Clutch! ONE! TWO! THRE….NO! Wrestling God somehow kicked out! WCW goes off the ropes and goes for a Slingshot Cross Body but WG caught him! LAST CALL! WG going up top now! This is unusual for him! Going for an elbow drop! But WCW rolled out of the way! WG picks up WCW but he hits a kick to the mid-section! WCW then hits a Northern Lights Suplex! He goes upmtop and connects with The Crossfire Shooting Star Leg Drop! WCW now looking for something big! OH MY GOD! IS HE GONNA TOMBSTONE THE WRESTLING GOD! OH MY GOD! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX WITH WRESTLING GOD HANGING UPSIDE DOWN! HE CALLS THAT LIVE FROM THE WEST COAST! GOOD GOD! WCW up top again and he comes down hard on WG with a Moonsault into an inverted DDT! WCW picks up Wgand oes for the Brainbuster Suplex! But WG counters and hits the Gateway to Heaven Brainbuster Suplex! GOOD LORD! It’s over! ONE! TWO! THRE…WHAT? NO??? That was like 3 and 99 one-hundredth’s but the referee says WCW got his shoulder up. WG can’t believe it, he picksup WCW and goes or the Last Call but WCW counters into a crucifix but instead keeps going and hits a Tornado DDT! WCW runs into the turnbuckle and it’s a Springboard Moonsault Crossbody onto WG! Then WCW comes off the other ropes and just as WG gets to his feet hits a dropkick to the back of the knee cap sending WG face first into the second rope! OH NO! DIAL IT UP! 619! 619 CONNECTS! Now he’s signalling for the Flatliner Shooting Star DDT! Here he goes! WG moves at the last minute forcing WCW to reposition himself therefore going for just a Flying Cross Body, but WG catches him offguard with the Clothesline From Hell!!!!!! OH MY GOD! WCW ALMOST DID A BACK FLIP! GOOD LORD! THAT WAS SICKENING! WG hooks the leg! ONE! TWO! THRE…NO! WCW got his foot on the ropes! WG is literally pulling his hair out! WG goes to the outside and looks under the ring! GOOD LORD! It’s a STEEL CHAIR COVERED IN BARBED WIRE! The referee comes out and yells at WG who drops it and then argues with the ref! Oh boy look out! WCW Springboard Crossbody onto both WG and inadvertently the ref! WCW sees the chair and realizes he’d better get WG back in the ring he throws him in and goes for a West Coast Driver but WG counters into a Belly to Belly Suplex! WG signals for the powerbomb! And hits it! He hooks the leg, but the ref is still out cold! WG goes outside and grabs the chair and brings it into the ring! He gets ready to smack WCW with it! Wait a minute! What the hell is this? It’s Hot Stuff Eddie! Eddie is literally pleading with WG not to use it on the defenseless WCW! WG goes to use it anyways, but Eddie grabs it from him and the two men are literally having a tug of war contest with it! Eddie pulls it loose but then his momentum bounces it off the back ropes and straight into Wrestling God’s face! Eddie quickly discards of the chair and takes off through the crowd! That was NOT Eddie’s intention, but now he’d better get the heck out of here before WG figures out it was him! WG is flat on his back! Wait a minute! WCW is back up! He’s on the top rope! Feeling Froggy? FROG SPLASH! FROG SPLASH! THE REF IS BACK IN THE RING! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING!!!!! HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW WNC PURE WRESTLING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, THE WEST COAST WONDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
West Coast Wonder kisses the belt and holds it up for the crowd as we head to commercials.