Post by Mike Jones on Jun 5, 2006 1:17:35 GMT -5
January 2, 2006 BeatDown Results
The WNC logo appears on the screen and fades away.
We see the footage of Wrestling God first showing up and defeating Raw Impact for the WNC Pure Title. We then see several succesful defenses. We see the footage of WCW showing up and then him beating Raw Impact at the Number One Contender’s Match. We then see WCW defeat WG and winning the pure title, followed by his succesful defense. We then go to a clip of last week’s main event where we see WCW and X-Pac entering and clips from the match including the ending where WG costs X-Pac the match. We then see the heinous attack of Wrestling God on WCW. The screen fades to black and it comes back black and white and grainy with very ominous music. We see WCW being carted off in a stretcher before WG throws the stretcher off the stage and EMT’s surround the wreckage. We then fade to black again,
We come back and the WNC video hits with tons of new footage of newcomers like Buzzed Bunny, Countdown, Scott Man, X-Pac 360, Kevin Sane, Sadistic One, Big Smoke, Matt Ackerman, Ty Langston, Jamie Hudson and Cena 54.
We head live into the sold-out Staples Center in Los Angeles. System of a Down’s Revenga plays as the pyro goes off.
The camera pans to the ring which has a red carpet draped over it. There is a table in the middle of the ring with a chair on either side. Clipboards with paper on them are on the table.
(Born In the USA by Charles Kennedy hits to a big pop! Kennedy immediately gets in the ring and grabs a mic.)
Charles Kennedy: Ladies and Gentleman, tonight you will witness history. For the first time in WNC history, we will hold a contract signing for a match live right here in the ring!
Charles: At Hallowed Ground, it’s gonna be Jesse vs. J-Master! But I REFUSE to be held responsible for any career-ending injuries, so I will allow the fans to decide. Starting immediately following tonight’s BeatDown and continuing until Hallowed Ground, fans and wrestlers alike will be able to vote on this match. The choices are as follows. LAST MAN STANDING! (Big pop!) A HOME DEPOT MATCH! (Another Big pop!) OR A BARBED WIRE MATCH! (HUGE POP!) That signing will occur live here later tonight. But right now, I need to adress the condition of one of our superstars. As many of you know, as a result of last week’s unfortunate incident one of our superstars is unable to compete tonight.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
(Longhorn plays to massive heat!)
What the hell is Wrestling God doing out here?
Wrestling God gets in the ring and grabs a microphone.
WG: Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
(Charles Kennedy glares at him.)
WG: What happened last week was NOT unfortunate it was inevitable. And besides nobody cares if he can’t compete tonight. All everyone wants to know is how the Wrestling God is doing?
(Big heat.)
WG: These past two weeks have been some of the most relaxing ones I’ve ever had. I slept real good knowing that I sent a man straight to the emergency room. West Coast Wonder, how I wish I could have seen your family, that wife of yours and those kids, crying at your bedside. Your right, this feud is personal. It’s between you and me and the United States Immigration Service. I hated you from the first day I looked down and laid my eyes on you. You think you are something because you can jump really high. You belong in the damn circus! Do you know why I attacked him from behind? Because I have absolutely NO respect for you. You can call it cowardish, you can call it whatever the hell you want, but I call it smart. Why waste time on a brawl with a moronic Mexican like you? Too bad that X-Pac kid was in the wrong match at the wrong time. Oh well he’ll get what’s coming to him when I’m damn well ready. West Coast Wonder, you talk about honor and repsect and tradition. I’m no fool. If I see an opportunity to rough someone up before a match, I’ll do it. But you, Charles Kennedy, you of all people. You, the man who single-handedly changed the WNC from another low rate E-Fed to among the most succesful and longest-running federation’s in the world. You have the audacity to book me against some filthy little Mexican. I’m a legend, dammit! I’ve seen Barbie dolls taller than West Coast Wonder. And these stupid fans have the nerve to cheer for West Coast and boo me. Well, I’ve had enough of this. The morals are out the window. I’ve adopted a new motto, WIN AT ANY COST!
(Massive Heat.)
Wrestling God: So, C.E.O. don’t call this unfortunate. Hell you should be thanking me.
Charles Kennedy: Well, Wrestling “God” it’s funny you should say that. You’re correct what happened last week was not unfortunate as much as it was inevitable. I should have seen that a feud between two of my superstars was getting to be too dangerous. And that’s why I’ve made an exectuive decision. At Hallowed Ground, inside of a Steel Cage it’s going to be……Sheena Michaels challenging RKO Sledge Angel for the WNC Woman’s Championship!
(The announcers, the crowd and Wrestling God all look confused.)
WG: Damn, you have a short attention span. Weren’t you just about to inform these people that WCW isn’t able to compete tonight. Well, boo freaking hoo!
Charles Kennedy: No! You had the audacity to interrupt me before I was able to say that in fact RKO Sledge Angel has been diagnosed with a mild concussion meaning she will be unable to defend the Woman’s Title tonight. As far as West Coast Wonder is concerned, he IS HERE!
(Big Pop!)
(Alone by Sanctus Real hits to a MASSIVE OVATION!)
OH MY GOD! WEST COAST WONDER IS HERE! HE IS ALL BUSINESS TONIGHT!
WCW comes out with his microphone in hand and begins to speak.
WCW: Wrestling God, you want to talk about morals? Since when have you had morals, man? Last week when you attacked me from behind. All you did was prove what everybody already knows. You are a COWARD! Attacking X-Pac? I appreciate the help, but that’s not how you do it. He’s got nothing to do with this. If you want this title so bad why don’t you come and get it like a real man instead of bitching and complaining all the time. In case you haven’t noticed, I am undefeated in the WNC. You can’t stop me. Nobody can stop me. All my opponents attack me AFTER the match because they can’t deal with their problems in the ring. They have to go on and make it personal. Wrestling God, this isn’t just a fight for the title anymore. It’s a battle for dominance in the WNC. It’s a fight for honor, respect and tradition. That’s what I’m all about. Of course I don’t expect you to know a damn thing about any of these, since you have no heart. That is why you fail, to succeed in this business, you have to have heart! Do you seriously think that switching motto’s is going to help you win back your title? Well, think again. Your whole “I’m a legend that all legends look up to” motto didn’t help you keep your title now did it. What makes you think a new motto will make a difference? You’re no fool, Wrestling God. Wait a minute, what am I saying, OF COURSE YOU ARE! (Big Pop!) That’s how you lost to me in the first place! You can whine and bitch all you want but that ain’t gonna change a damn thing! You have sunk to a new low, man. All of a sudden you’re talking about Barbie Dolls and the US immigration service. Man, I thought you were a “damn legend”. What kind of a legend, no wait, let me rephrase that. What kind of an IDIOT attacks X-Pac 360 when I was your target? You should get some glasses and pills for your problems. First you complain about loosing your title, and now you’re complaining that you got booked for a rematch! I could be here bitching about how I got attacked from behind by some crazy drunk gringo, but I’m not. You can hate me all you want but this title is gonna stay around my waist! You’re gonna realize exactly what you’ve gotten yourself into once I step in the ring with you. Get ready to feel the heat.
Wrestling God (finally losing it): Dammit! You can’t talk to me like that! You have no right to speak to me that way! I didn’t attack anyone. Hell, I came down to the ring to enjoy a good match! You and X-Pac attacked me! (Big heat as the crowd isn’t buying this.) What the hell am I supposed to do? Just sit back and be mangled by two men. You say that I don’t have morals, yet you claim you have some yourself. Then why in the hell did you not give me back my title after you CHEATED to win. Why didn’t I get a rematch immediately? Hell, you should have never even been a competitor! Go find yourself a federation that has a cruiserweights division. Or better yet, a midget division! (Big heat.) I can’t be a cruiserweight champion, yet this disgusting Mexican can go after any title he wants. Complete injustice. Newsflash West Coast Blunder! This is wrestling! Not salsa or playing the banjo! After I rip MY title from your grotty little fingers, you can go ahead and start a petition for a cruiserweight division. Hell, I will personally be the first one to sign.
WCW: You know what, Wrestling God. Why don’t you just go ahead and shut the hell up because all your doing is contradicting yourself. (Big pop!) What gives YOU the right to attack me from behind and then throw me off the stage? This is MY title not yours! I don’t book the matches! Why don’t you go talk to Mr. Big Shot in the ring there instead! I’m sick and tired of hearing all your crappy excuses for why you did this and that. Go to rehab and maybe they can help you cope with your mental disabilities! You’re getting your damn rematch clause already, so what in the hell are you complaining about? Hell, if you go back and look at the match, I did NOT cheat to win. You were just preoccupied with Eddie G! That’s your own damn fault! There is no injustice here! And why the hell would you ever want to be a cruiserweight champion anyways? You wouldn’t last a minute! We’re way too fast for you, pal. Stick to your own damn division! Oh, and speaking of your own division, why don’t you go wrestle Eddie G! He cost you “your” title. Go bitch at him, not me.
WG: What the hell is this? You can barely speak the English language, but suddenly you think you’re the king of insults. Honestly, I didn’t “want” to push you off that ramp, I really didn’t. But you left me with NO choice! Even after that, instead of realizing you were outmatched, you still continue. Stay down! Stay, little Mexican Chihuahua stay! I don’t need to review anything! I was in the match! And besides, you and Eddie are both the same species! (Big heat!) That’s right, I said it! Not only are the Mexcians not in my league, they’re not even the same species as I am! (Huge heat!) I bet you two snivelling little thieves planned it. You made a mockery of a TRUE legend in front of 17,000 fans plus millions more watching at home. Well, guess what? YOU CAN HAVE THE DAMN FANS! They are just BLOOD-SUCKING LEECHES who snap on over to the next big thing. They cheer for you know, but in a few years, when the West Coast Wonder can’t jump as high or run as fast, they will STAB you in the BACK! I should know, they did it to me! You see West Coast Wonder, it was fate that brought you and I together. I had started to go soft. I needed a reality check! Losing that title to a lousy good for nothing slave like you sparked something inside of me! I thought about when I pushed you off that ramp, I replay it in my mind constantly! And belive me I do regret it. I regret that it didn’t break your neck. Damn, that would have been great! Maybe if I’d pushed a little bit harder! But no matter, it’s too late for regrets. And don’t get me wrong, I respect your accomplishments. No, not the fact that you were able to sneak into this great coutry of ours undetected. No, not the fact that you miraculously graduated high school. Hell, not even the fact that you were given EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH two damn months in a row at TACO BELL! (Big heat!) You’ve had a great career, there’s no denying that. But it’s time to close the book of the West Coast Wonder. And look on the bright side, there’s no better way to go out then to have the Legend himself send you packing!
WCW: Is that all you can come up with? That when I’m throwing out insults I am number one? Listen up, Wrestling Dog, I am number one all of the time! In the ring and out of it! You are a pathetic, sad little man. In the ring and out of it! The fans didn’t do a damn thing to you. Why are you all over them? Fans make you what you are as a wrestler. They are the ones who make this business complete. Without them, this business would have died a long time ago. You should be thankful that these fans pay their hard earned money to come and see your ass get kicked! (Big pop!) There’s just no winning with you, is there? You win a match, and you still complain. You’re never satisfied! And if you lose, you try and blame it on some stupid conspiracy theory that your paranoid little mind uses to cover up your weaknesses. It’s that simple! You’re a weak-minded coward, who’s too foolish to even think of a good enough excuse for losing! Maybe it IS fate that brought us head to head, face to face, mano et mano. It will ALSO be fate when I retain my Pure Wrestling Title against you at Hallowed Ground! After I beat you, I will go on to bigger and better things and I will be rid of your nonsensical, ignorant rants forever! Your legend is nonexistant, just like your wrestling ability! And you will fail, like all others, at the hands of the West Coast Wonder!
WG: West Coast Wonder, I almost forgot to ask you something? How did it feel lying in that hospital bed knowing that you wouldn’t be home for Christmas! How did it feel knowing that since you’re an illegal immigrant, you can’t collect for worker’s compensation. And how did it feel to know that because you weren’t getting paid, your wife had to mow twice as many lawns just to make you break even! (Massive heat!)
Finally, WCW loses it and charges towards the ring. Wrestling God slips out and high-tails it through the crowd. WCW gets up on the turnbuckle, challenging him to a fight. WG still has a microphone as he pauses midway through the crowd.
WG: I thought I told you, I’m a SMART wrestler. After all, I DID say it and what I say is true! And I am what I say I am, a WRESTLING…..GOD!
(Longhorn plays as Wrestling God walks through the crowd. WCW looks extremely angry in the middle of the ring.)
Well folks, as you know tonight we will figure out who the two men that will meet next week to determine the number 30 man in the upcoming battle royal. We already know that Hot Stuff Eddie G and Matt Ackerman will face off in Semi-Finals action later tonight, but we don’t know who the other two men that will face off are. We will find out one of them next as Scott Man takes on Sadistic One in a Quarter-Finals match! We see Eric Carsons standing by with Scott Man backstage.
Eric Carsons: Scott Man, tonight you face, Sadistic One is a quarter-finals match. After seeing what Sadistic One did to the Buzzed Bunny last week, what is your game plan for tonight?
Scott Man: Sadistic One. I am not myself right now. My Uncle passed away just a few days ago. But I am a man, and I am going to go out there and wrestle anywyas, because I can. When I beat you in that ring tonight, I won’t be doing it for me or my Uncle. I’m not gonna end this interview with any stupid punchlines or anything. I’m just going to go out there and wrestle this as if it is my last. The match is mine, don’t even bother showing up. Sadistic One, your holidays are about to get a lot worse.
Well folks, I for one had absolutely no idea of that, and I would, along with I’m sure the entire WNC roster like to extend my condolences to the Scott Mann and his family over his Uncle’s untimely passing. Scott Mann isn’t normally a keep-to-himself kind of guy, but to be honest with you this is the first I’ve heard of it. We see Sadistic One headed to the ring as we head to commercial.
We come back from commercial and Eric Carsons is backstage with Matt Ackerman.
Eric: Matt Ackerman, tonight you face Hot Stuff Eddie G in Semi-Finals action. The winner will advance to the finals next week for a chance at being the number 30 man. What are your thoughts?
Matt: Well then, it's Eddie G. I have to face, is it? no problem. Eddie, make no bones about it, you're quite impressive. I mean, beating a 7', 290 pound guy like Gary Lang isn't anything to take lightly, but then again, it's nothing to write home about, either. Let's face facts, Eddie. I'm not Gary Lang. I'm not going to be lumbering around the ring like King Kong with tranquilizer darts in his ass. I've got more offensive maneuvers in my fingers than Gary has in his whole body. While you may have beaten him, I too have put away giants, but the difference is, in my case, they stay down. Eddie, now that you've reached the next step, you had better be prepared to bring your A game, because if you bring any less, you're going to find yourself looking at the lights for three seconds longer than you can afford. If you're not careful, "Hot Stuff", you'll get frozen in your tracks!
The WNC logo appears on the screen and fades away.
We see the footage of Wrestling God first showing up and defeating Raw Impact for the WNC Pure Title. We then see several succesful defenses. We see the footage of WCW showing up and then him beating Raw Impact at the Number One Contender’s Match. We then see WCW defeat WG and winning the pure title, followed by his succesful defense. We then go to a clip of last week’s main event where we see WCW and X-Pac entering and clips from the match including the ending where WG costs X-Pac the match. We then see the heinous attack of Wrestling God on WCW. The screen fades to black and it comes back black and white and grainy with very ominous music. We see WCW being carted off in a stretcher before WG throws the stretcher off the stage and EMT’s surround the wreckage. We then fade to black again,
We come back and the WNC video hits with tons of new footage of newcomers like Buzzed Bunny, Countdown, Scott Man, X-Pac 360, Kevin Sane, Sadistic One, Big Smoke, Matt Ackerman, Ty Langston, Jamie Hudson and Cena 54.
We head live into the sold-out Staples Center in Los Angeles. System of a Down’s Revenga plays as the pyro goes off.
The camera pans to the ring which has a red carpet draped over it. There is a table in the middle of the ring with a chair on either side. Clipboards with paper on them are on the table.
(Born In the USA by Charles Kennedy hits to a big pop! Kennedy immediately gets in the ring and grabs a mic.)
Charles Kennedy: Ladies and Gentleman, tonight you will witness history. For the first time in WNC history, we will hold a contract signing for a match live right here in the ring!
Charles: At Hallowed Ground, it’s gonna be Jesse vs. J-Master! But I REFUSE to be held responsible for any career-ending injuries, so I will allow the fans to decide. Starting immediately following tonight’s BeatDown and continuing until Hallowed Ground, fans and wrestlers alike will be able to vote on this match. The choices are as follows. LAST MAN STANDING! (Big pop!) A HOME DEPOT MATCH! (Another Big pop!) OR A BARBED WIRE MATCH! (HUGE POP!) That signing will occur live here later tonight. But right now, I need to adress the condition of one of our superstars. As many of you know, as a result of last week’s unfortunate incident one of our superstars is unable to compete tonight.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
(Longhorn plays to massive heat!)
What the hell is Wrestling God doing out here?
Wrestling God gets in the ring and grabs a microphone.
WG: Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
(Charles Kennedy glares at him.)
WG: What happened last week was NOT unfortunate it was inevitable. And besides nobody cares if he can’t compete tonight. All everyone wants to know is how the Wrestling God is doing?
(Big heat.)
WG: These past two weeks have been some of the most relaxing ones I’ve ever had. I slept real good knowing that I sent a man straight to the emergency room. West Coast Wonder, how I wish I could have seen your family, that wife of yours and those kids, crying at your bedside. Your right, this feud is personal. It’s between you and me and the United States Immigration Service. I hated you from the first day I looked down and laid my eyes on you. You think you are something because you can jump really high. You belong in the damn circus! Do you know why I attacked him from behind? Because I have absolutely NO respect for you. You can call it cowardish, you can call it whatever the hell you want, but I call it smart. Why waste time on a brawl with a moronic Mexican like you? Too bad that X-Pac kid was in the wrong match at the wrong time. Oh well he’ll get what’s coming to him when I’m damn well ready. West Coast Wonder, you talk about honor and repsect and tradition. I’m no fool. If I see an opportunity to rough someone up before a match, I’ll do it. But you, Charles Kennedy, you of all people. You, the man who single-handedly changed the WNC from another low rate E-Fed to among the most succesful and longest-running federation’s in the world. You have the audacity to book me against some filthy little Mexican. I’m a legend, dammit! I’ve seen Barbie dolls taller than West Coast Wonder. And these stupid fans have the nerve to cheer for West Coast and boo me. Well, I’ve had enough of this. The morals are out the window. I’ve adopted a new motto, WIN AT ANY COST!
(Massive Heat.)
Wrestling God: So, C.E.O. don’t call this unfortunate. Hell you should be thanking me.
Charles Kennedy: Well, Wrestling “God” it’s funny you should say that. You’re correct what happened last week was not unfortunate as much as it was inevitable. I should have seen that a feud between two of my superstars was getting to be too dangerous. And that’s why I’ve made an exectuive decision. At Hallowed Ground, inside of a Steel Cage it’s going to be……Sheena Michaels challenging RKO Sledge Angel for the WNC Woman’s Championship!
(The announcers, the crowd and Wrestling God all look confused.)
WG: Damn, you have a short attention span. Weren’t you just about to inform these people that WCW isn’t able to compete tonight. Well, boo freaking hoo!
Charles Kennedy: No! You had the audacity to interrupt me before I was able to say that in fact RKO Sledge Angel has been diagnosed with a mild concussion meaning she will be unable to defend the Woman’s Title tonight. As far as West Coast Wonder is concerned, he IS HERE!
(Big Pop!)
(Alone by Sanctus Real hits to a MASSIVE OVATION!)
OH MY GOD! WEST COAST WONDER IS HERE! HE IS ALL BUSINESS TONIGHT!
WCW comes out with his microphone in hand and begins to speak.
WCW: Wrestling God, you want to talk about morals? Since when have you had morals, man? Last week when you attacked me from behind. All you did was prove what everybody already knows. You are a COWARD! Attacking X-Pac? I appreciate the help, but that’s not how you do it. He’s got nothing to do with this. If you want this title so bad why don’t you come and get it like a real man instead of bitching and complaining all the time. In case you haven’t noticed, I am undefeated in the WNC. You can’t stop me. Nobody can stop me. All my opponents attack me AFTER the match because they can’t deal with their problems in the ring. They have to go on and make it personal. Wrestling God, this isn’t just a fight for the title anymore. It’s a battle for dominance in the WNC. It’s a fight for honor, respect and tradition. That’s what I’m all about. Of course I don’t expect you to know a damn thing about any of these, since you have no heart. That is why you fail, to succeed in this business, you have to have heart! Do you seriously think that switching motto’s is going to help you win back your title? Well, think again. Your whole “I’m a legend that all legends look up to” motto didn’t help you keep your title now did it. What makes you think a new motto will make a difference? You’re no fool, Wrestling God. Wait a minute, what am I saying, OF COURSE YOU ARE! (Big Pop!) That’s how you lost to me in the first place! You can whine and bitch all you want but that ain’t gonna change a damn thing! You have sunk to a new low, man. All of a sudden you’re talking about Barbie Dolls and the US immigration service. Man, I thought you were a “damn legend”. What kind of a legend, no wait, let me rephrase that. What kind of an IDIOT attacks X-Pac 360 when I was your target? You should get some glasses and pills for your problems. First you complain about loosing your title, and now you’re complaining that you got booked for a rematch! I could be here bitching about how I got attacked from behind by some crazy drunk gringo, but I’m not. You can hate me all you want but this title is gonna stay around my waist! You’re gonna realize exactly what you’ve gotten yourself into once I step in the ring with you. Get ready to feel the heat.
Wrestling God (finally losing it): Dammit! You can’t talk to me like that! You have no right to speak to me that way! I didn’t attack anyone. Hell, I came down to the ring to enjoy a good match! You and X-Pac attacked me! (Big heat as the crowd isn’t buying this.) What the hell am I supposed to do? Just sit back and be mangled by two men. You say that I don’t have morals, yet you claim you have some yourself. Then why in the hell did you not give me back my title after you CHEATED to win. Why didn’t I get a rematch immediately? Hell, you should have never even been a competitor! Go find yourself a federation that has a cruiserweights division. Or better yet, a midget division! (Big heat.) I can’t be a cruiserweight champion, yet this disgusting Mexican can go after any title he wants. Complete injustice. Newsflash West Coast Blunder! This is wrestling! Not salsa or playing the banjo! After I rip MY title from your grotty little fingers, you can go ahead and start a petition for a cruiserweight division. Hell, I will personally be the first one to sign.
WCW: You know what, Wrestling God. Why don’t you just go ahead and shut the hell up because all your doing is contradicting yourself. (Big pop!) What gives YOU the right to attack me from behind and then throw me off the stage? This is MY title not yours! I don’t book the matches! Why don’t you go talk to Mr. Big Shot in the ring there instead! I’m sick and tired of hearing all your crappy excuses for why you did this and that. Go to rehab and maybe they can help you cope with your mental disabilities! You’re getting your damn rematch clause already, so what in the hell are you complaining about? Hell, if you go back and look at the match, I did NOT cheat to win. You were just preoccupied with Eddie G! That’s your own damn fault! There is no injustice here! And why the hell would you ever want to be a cruiserweight champion anyways? You wouldn’t last a minute! We’re way too fast for you, pal. Stick to your own damn division! Oh, and speaking of your own division, why don’t you go wrestle Eddie G! He cost you “your” title. Go bitch at him, not me.
WG: What the hell is this? You can barely speak the English language, but suddenly you think you’re the king of insults. Honestly, I didn’t “want” to push you off that ramp, I really didn’t. But you left me with NO choice! Even after that, instead of realizing you were outmatched, you still continue. Stay down! Stay, little Mexican Chihuahua stay! I don’t need to review anything! I was in the match! And besides, you and Eddie are both the same species! (Big heat!) That’s right, I said it! Not only are the Mexcians not in my league, they’re not even the same species as I am! (Huge heat!) I bet you two snivelling little thieves planned it. You made a mockery of a TRUE legend in front of 17,000 fans plus millions more watching at home. Well, guess what? YOU CAN HAVE THE DAMN FANS! They are just BLOOD-SUCKING LEECHES who snap on over to the next big thing. They cheer for you know, but in a few years, when the West Coast Wonder can’t jump as high or run as fast, they will STAB you in the BACK! I should know, they did it to me! You see West Coast Wonder, it was fate that brought you and I together. I had started to go soft. I needed a reality check! Losing that title to a lousy good for nothing slave like you sparked something inside of me! I thought about when I pushed you off that ramp, I replay it in my mind constantly! And belive me I do regret it. I regret that it didn’t break your neck. Damn, that would have been great! Maybe if I’d pushed a little bit harder! But no matter, it’s too late for regrets. And don’t get me wrong, I respect your accomplishments. No, not the fact that you were able to sneak into this great coutry of ours undetected. No, not the fact that you miraculously graduated high school. Hell, not even the fact that you were given EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH two damn months in a row at TACO BELL! (Big heat!) You’ve had a great career, there’s no denying that. But it’s time to close the book of the West Coast Wonder. And look on the bright side, there’s no better way to go out then to have the Legend himself send you packing!
WCW: Is that all you can come up with? That when I’m throwing out insults I am number one? Listen up, Wrestling Dog, I am number one all of the time! In the ring and out of it! You are a pathetic, sad little man. In the ring and out of it! The fans didn’t do a damn thing to you. Why are you all over them? Fans make you what you are as a wrestler. They are the ones who make this business complete. Without them, this business would have died a long time ago. You should be thankful that these fans pay their hard earned money to come and see your ass get kicked! (Big pop!) There’s just no winning with you, is there? You win a match, and you still complain. You’re never satisfied! And if you lose, you try and blame it on some stupid conspiracy theory that your paranoid little mind uses to cover up your weaknesses. It’s that simple! You’re a weak-minded coward, who’s too foolish to even think of a good enough excuse for losing! Maybe it IS fate that brought us head to head, face to face, mano et mano. It will ALSO be fate when I retain my Pure Wrestling Title against you at Hallowed Ground! After I beat you, I will go on to bigger and better things and I will be rid of your nonsensical, ignorant rants forever! Your legend is nonexistant, just like your wrestling ability! And you will fail, like all others, at the hands of the West Coast Wonder!
WG: West Coast Wonder, I almost forgot to ask you something? How did it feel lying in that hospital bed knowing that you wouldn’t be home for Christmas! How did it feel knowing that since you’re an illegal immigrant, you can’t collect for worker’s compensation. And how did it feel to know that because you weren’t getting paid, your wife had to mow twice as many lawns just to make you break even! (Massive heat!)
Finally, WCW loses it and charges towards the ring. Wrestling God slips out and high-tails it through the crowd. WCW gets up on the turnbuckle, challenging him to a fight. WG still has a microphone as he pauses midway through the crowd.
WG: I thought I told you, I’m a SMART wrestler. After all, I DID say it and what I say is true! And I am what I say I am, a WRESTLING…..GOD!
(Longhorn plays as Wrestling God walks through the crowd. WCW looks extremely angry in the middle of the ring.)
Well folks, as you know tonight we will figure out who the two men that will meet next week to determine the number 30 man in the upcoming battle royal. We already know that Hot Stuff Eddie G and Matt Ackerman will face off in Semi-Finals action later tonight, but we don’t know who the other two men that will face off are. We will find out one of them next as Scott Man takes on Sadistic One in a Quarter-Finals match! We see Eric Carsons standing by with Scott Man backstage.
Eric Carsons: Scott Man, tonight you face, Sadistic One is a quarter-finals match. After seeing what Sadistic One did to the Buzzed Bunny last week, what is your game plan for tonight?
Scott Man: Sadistic One. I am not myself right now. My Uncle passed away just a few days ago. But I am a man, and I am going to go out there and wrestle anywyas, because I can. When I beat you in that ring tonight, I won’t be doing it for me or my Uncle. I’m not gonna end this interview with any stupid punchlines or anything. I’m just going to go out there and wrestle this as if it is my last. The match is mine, don’t even bother showing up. Sadistic One, your holidays are about to get a lot worse.
Well folks, I for one had absolutely no idea of that, and I would, along with I’m sure the entire WNC roster like to extend my condolences to the Scott Mann and his family over his Uncle’s untimely passing. Scott Mann isn’t normally a keep-to-himself kind of guy, but to be honest with you this is the first I’ve heard of it. We see Sadistic One headed to the ring as we head to commercial.
We come back from commercial and Eric Carsons is backstage with Matt Ackerman.
Eric: Matt Ackerman, tonight you face Hot Stuff Eddie G in Semi-Finals action. The winner will advance to the finals next week for a chance at being the number 30 man. What are your thoughts?
Matt: Well then, it's Eddie G. I have to face, is it? no problem. Eddie, make no bones about it, you're quite impressive. I mean, beating a 7', 290 pound guy like Gary Lang isn't anything to take lightly, but then again, it's nothing to write home about, either. Let's face facts, Eddie. I'm not Gary Lang. I'm not going to be lumbering around the ring like King Kong with tranquilizer darts in his ass. I've got more offensive maneuvers in my fingers than Gary has in his whole body. While you may have beaten him, I too have put away giants, but the difference is, in my case, they stay down. Eddie, now that you've reached the next step, you had better be prepared to bring your A game, because if you bring any less, you're going to find yourself looking at the lights for three seconds longer than you can afford. If you're not careful, "Hot Stuff", you'll get frozen in your tracks!