1/9 BeatDown: Matt Ackerman vs. Countdown

[Mike Jones]

1/15/2006 5:20:48 AM
January 9th WNC BeatDown Results

The WNC Logo appears and we head to the BeatDown video which includes new and updated footage from CountDown, Scott Mann, Big Smoke, West Coast Wonder, RKO Sledge Angel, Ally Rogers, Gangsta, NYMW, Insane Gary Lang and Jesse.

Revenga by System of A Down plays as we head inside the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim.

As soon as we head inside the arena, Born In the USA By Bruce Springsteen hits, signifying the entrance of our C.E.O. Charles Kennedy.

Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome, the C.E.O. of World Net Championship wrestling, Charles Kennedy!

Charles Kennedy smiles at the announcer and takes the micophone from her. The C.E.O. looks all business tonight.

Charles: Ladies and Gentleman, I wanted to come out and address something that honestly was very disturbing. As many of you who ordered the WNC Ultimate Destruction pay per view know, two of our superstars kidnapped and assaulted one of our wrestler’s girlfriends. The two were subsequently arrested and released on cash bail. However, tonight, they are here in Anaheim, and I’d like for them to come out right now.

(Painkiller by Judas Priest hits.)

Metal God and Bad Gurl both come out with somber looks on their faces.

Charles: No, as you know, this kind of conduct is completely intolerable here in the WNC. However, this is a business, and Metal God, you are a talented athlete, and Bad Gurl you are exceptionally beautiful so I have no choice but to reinstate both of you to the WNC roster.

(Both look at each other and breathe a sigh of relief.)

Charles: HOWEVER! (Big pop!) You are most certainly in the dog house! Therefore, I won’t bother to ask your opinion but Metal God you will face Ty Langston at Hallowed Ground and BAD GURL YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM RINGSIDE! (Huge pop!)

Metal God: That’s fine, Charles. I’ll beat Ty Langston’s ass, just like I did at Ultimate Destruction.

Charles: Oh but that’s not it. You see, I won’t be pressing charges. But I can’t say the same about Jamie Hudson.

(Sic Transit Gloria by Brand New hits to a big pop!)

Jamie Hudson and Ty Langston make their way to the ring!

Charles: Jamie, do you wish to press charges against these two.

Jamie: I do not. (Several gasps.) Because when my man gets through with you Metal God, you’ll wish you were still in Jail.

Ty Langston: Oh and at Ultimate Destruction, you had your slut girlfriend with you. That won’t be the case at Hallowed Ground when I beat your ass One, two, Three.

Metal God: Talk all you want, emo fag! I’m gonna kick your ass at Hallowed Ground!

(Judas Priest’s Painkiller hits as Metal God and Bad Gurl walk to the back.)

Ty Langston (still in the ring): Look, sir. I know what happened last week wasn’t exactly Jesse’s fault, but I want a match with him tonight! (Big pop!)

Charles Kennedy: Look, Ty. With the mental condition that Jesse is in, putting him in a match tonight would be a dangerous, hazardous and potentially explosive situation. Of course, these are the things that drive the WNC, so HELL YES! TONIGHT! IN THIS VERY RING! It’s gonna be Jesse vs. Ty Langston!

Ty appears satisifed as he and Jamie Hudson head towards the back.

Charles: And speaking of Jesse. His match with J-Master, the voting is STILL open. You can choose between a Last Man Standing match, a Home Depot Match or a Barbed Wire match. I have received word that over a thousand votes have already been cast and I wanted to take the time to thank each and every one of………

(Hellraiser by Ozzy Osbourne hits to a huge pop!)

OH MY GOD! HE’S HERE! HELLRAISER IS HERE!

Hellraiser gets in the ring and salutes the crowd! He then grabs Charles Kennedy’s microphone.

Hellraiser: Well, Charles. I’m here! You asked for it! And I’m here! Now where’s my contract to get into the Battle Royal!

Charles: Hellraiser, hold on one second. The contract I have for you to sign is in my office and it’s a WNC Contract. As far as the Battle Royal is concerned. You, along with the other 29 members will have to sign a contract for that as well. I was planning on doing that a little later. But what the hell while we’re out here. Judy! Please grab those contracts and bring them out here!

After a moment or so, our C.E.O’s Secretary Judy comes out and gives him a large stack of folders. Two of our referee’s come down and set up a table in the middle of the ring.

Charles: Here you go, Hellraiser. Sign right there and you are officially entered into the WNC’s Battle Royal.

Hellraiser signs.

MAKE SOME NOISE!
X-PAC!
(Wanna Be A Balla by Lil Troy plays to a mixed reaction.)

X-Pac 360 comes out with Mr. Trashcan and grabs the mic.

X-Pac: Now, Mr. Trashcan. You and I are in this together. But if it comes down to you and I, don’t think I won’t hesitate to throw your ass out of the ring!

What the Hell is he talking about?

Charles (Interrupting): Look, X-Pac. Unfortunately, the Battle Royal is only open to human beings, not inanimate objects!

X-Pac groans. He then signs the piece of paper in front of him.

BRRRRRINNNNNGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
LIE! CHEAT! STEAL!

Eddie G comes out to a huge pop and grabs the microphone from Charles Kennedy.

Eddie: Oraley, ese vato. Holmes, I need to warn the other 29 superstars who plan on showing up at the Battle Royal. You’re all messing with fire, and you’re all liable to get burned, ese.

Eddie signs the sheet.

(Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed hits.)

Well folks, The Sadistic One on his way out here now. We’ve got to take a quick commercial break, but when we come back we will continue with the open contract signing.

We come back from commercial and Crash Holly’s old theme is playing as Raw Impact is just stepping inside the ring.

Well folks, as you can see during the break, Buzzed Bunny and Big Smoke made their way down here. Ty Langston and Jamie Hudson came back. Also, Paul Bunyan, Dead Man and his girlfriend Ally Rogers. Surprisingly both Jamie Hudson and Ally Rogers have signed the contract as well.

Raw Impact eyes the superstars in the ring and signs the contract jus as HIM’s Nightmare of Eden hits and the Noticeable Kevin Sane comes out.

Kevin Sane signs the contract and Mercy Drive’s Burn In My Light hits.

RKO Sledge Angel, Insane Gary Lang, New York’s Most Wanted and Da Gangsta all come out to sign a contract as we head to a promo for Hallowed Ground.

We come back and Charles Kennedy and his assistant are transporting the contracts to his office. We are informed that during the break Metal God and Bad Gurl stopped him and signed the contract as well.

Kennedy’s assistant asks him: So how many do we have so far?

Charles: Well, Judy, let’s see here. We’ve got 19 contracts here plus Matt Ackerman and Countdown who are both guaranteed a contract regardless of the result of their match tonight, so that makes 21.

Suddenly, just as Charles goes to open his door, a crutch taps on his shoulder. He turns around and Bob is standing there on crutches!

Bob: Mr. C.E.O. My back should be fully healed in time for the Battle Royal and I want in!

Charles: Very well, Bob sign here.

Bob leans the clipboard against the wall and signs it as we head to commercial.

We come back from commercial and join our announce team at ringside.

(Old School Hollywood by System of A Down hits to a decent reaction.)

DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Oakland, California, weighing 230 pounds, Scott Mann!

Well folks, Scott Man issued a challenge this week on WNC’s website to face the Executioner. During the break, Charles Kennedy made this match official. Scott Man also signed the Battle Royal contract during the break, meaning there are now 23 spots occupied and seven left to be filled.

ARE YOU SCARED???
HE’S HERE!
(Kid Rock’s American Badass hits.)
And the opponent, from Spring Grove, Pennsylvania, weighing 290 pounds, The Executioner!

Well folks, we know Executioner won’t be taking part in the Number One Contender’s Battle Royal. He’ll be taking on Mike Becker with Becker’s WNC World Title on the line.

DING DING DING!
The referee rings the bell and this match-up is under way. Scott Man goes for a collar and elbow tie-up but Ex forces him back. Ex tries to go for a chokeslam but Scott Man counters into a Manhattan Drop and a Drop Toe Hold. Scott Man goes for a Figure Four Leg Lock but Executioner kicks him back. Executioner lifts him up and nails a Brainbuster Suplex! Executioner locks in a Crossface Chickenwing but Scott Man gets to the rope. Executioner goes to hit a Reverse Impaler DDT but Scott Man counters looking for an Osaka Street Cutter but Ex muslces loose and hits a Stalling Vertical Suplex! Ex waits till Scott is up and nails a clothesline! And a second! And now a SPEAR! Executioner locks in an Inverted STF. Executioner hits a Vertical Backbreaker. Ex hits a Pumphandle Slam! Ex goes for a Stalling Overhead Suplex but Scott hits a crucifix and rolls him up! But instead of going for the pin he locks in the Ankle Lock! Ex rolls it through and sends Scott Man shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Ex seizes the moment and nails a Shoulderbreaker. Ex picks up Scott and goes for an arm wringer. He then throws Scott back into the turnbuckle. Ex leaves the ring and grabs Scott’s arm and slams it against the turnbuckle repeatedly. Ex going to work on Scott’s shoulder here big time. Ex places his foot and presses it against Ex’s arm against the turnbuckle. The referee begins a 5 count and Ex takes full advantage, reluctantly breaking on the four. Ex gets back in the ring to avoid being counted out and he stomps at Scott’s shoulder. Ex picks up Scott and goes for another Shoulderbreaker but Scott breaks free and nails a backbreaker and then a DDT. Scott Man goes for a German Suplex but Ex elbows free and hits a Release German. Executioner picks up Scott Man looking for a Powerbomb but Scott tries to punch loose. Ex goes for it but Scott goes for a Flying Headscissors. Ex counters and looks for a Styles Clash but Scott Man breaks free and hits a stiff left hand. Executioner nails three succesive backhands and then lifts Scott up for a chokeslam but Scott breaks loose and lifts him up! OH NO! THE S-5! S-5! S-5! S-5! The Cover! One! Two! NO! Executioner got his foot on the ropes! Wow! Scott Man came within seconds of pinning the Number One Contender. Scott looks frustrated and argues with the ref. Scott then heads up top. Scott Mann is signalling for the Swanton Bomb! Oh no! He got caught! Executioner grabs the top rope and Scott Mann gets hung up! Oh no! SUPER DEATH DROP! NO! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE EXECUTIONER!

My God! What a match! Mike Becker will have his work cut out for him at Hallowed Ground!

The lights dim as Executioner grabs a microphone.

Executioner: Becker, you talk about how you’re the best, but that’s only because you’ve never fought me one on one. You’ve never really been tested yet. But on January 22nd, at Hallowed Ground, you will take the ultimate test, and Becker you’re going to flunk! At the hands of the Judge, the Jury AND the Executioner!

Executioner heads off to the back as we head to commercial.

[Mike Jones]

We come back from commercial to a video segment.

Compton’s Most Wanted New Theme plays (The Game-Motorhead) as a highlight package rolls. We see G-Unit’s debut and their attack of Becker. Next we see CMW beating Marvel to become the number one contender. We see CMW issuing a bounty and Marvel collecting on it and we also see the Double Chokeslam off the Cell onto the Becker with the Caption FALL OF THE GAME. The music stops and the screen fades to black.
The caption appears AND NOW……
We see an image of CMW standing there with his Sledge Hammer as the music kicks back in.
CMW: I Am the Game, And I Am That DAMN GOOD!
A caption appears at the bottom of the screen: Returns to the ring NEXT WEEK.

We head backstage into the G-Unit locker room and RKO is standing with the Woman’s Title. NYMW and Da Gangsta stand by with their Tag Belts.

RKO: Oh it’s true. Compton’s Most Wanted. The leader of G-Unit. The Game. He is none other than the Great Compton’s Most Wanted. Respect him, because soon he will become the new WNC World Heavyweight Champion. Welcome back, Compton’s Most Wanted. Oh and as for Buzzed Bunny and Big Smoke. Tonight you face G-Unit for the Tag Titles. Don’t those belts look beautiful on them. Go on take a second to admire them. That’s the closest your ever going to get to those belts. Prepare to lose. Peace out. One of your G-Unit members and your WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel.

We head backstage and Eric Carsons is standing by with Scott Man.

Eric: Tough loss for you tonight, Scott. Obviously you’ve already signed up for the Battle Royal, but where do you go from here?

Scott Man: Well to be honest with you, I just saw that CMW promo and RKO’s interview, and quite frankly, I’m a little disgusted. He wants us to respect him? Why should we give a damn about his return? Hell, Compton, your friends with RKO Sledge Angel…… be real. Hell, (he points off screen) Mr. Trashcan would be a better choice for a tag team partner.

(The camera pans out and Mr. Trashcan is on a chair and X-Pac is massaging it.)

X-Pac: (Yells out.) Yeah, Mr. Trashcan IS a better tag team partner.

We head back to ringside and our announcers are a bit weirded out by X-Pac.

Well folks, there you see it. The Steel Cage hanging from the roof. Wrestling God and Paul Bunyan will duke it out inside that sadistic structure later tonight.

HEY HEY MAMA SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE
GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT
GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE
(Black Dog by Led Zeppelin hits to a mixed reaction.)

DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing 245 pounds, Cena 54!

Well folks, this is an interesting match to say the least. As we saw last week, Cena 54 was perhaps innocently flirting with Sheena Michaels, however apparently he tried to sexually harass her and she took SEVERE exception. She’s challenged him to a match tonight.

(Fozzy’s Born of Anger hits to a big pop!)
And the opponent, from Adelaide, South Australia, Sheena Michaels!

Well folks, Sheena Michaels will face RKO Sledge Angel for the WNC Woman’s Title inside of a Steel Cage on January 22nd at Hallowed Ground.

Sheena Michaels gets in the ring. Cena 54 tries to reason with her. He obviously doesn’t want this match. Cena apologizes and offers his hand. She goes to shake it but pulls him in and threatens him. The referee breaks the hold as the match hasn’t officially started yet. Cena 54 complains to the ref and asks him to check her. I think Cena is saying that Michaels has a foreign object in her tights? Oh give me a break. The referee checks her and then asks her to turn around. She does and then CENA NAILS HER ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD! WAIT A MINUTE! HE JUST USED A STEEL CHAIN! SON OF A BITCH!

Well, Cena 54 can’t be disqualified as this match isn’t yet underway.

DING DING DING!
Cena 54 goes for the cover, and well I guess this is gonna be over as quickly as it started. One! Two! Three! Dammit! What a cheap shot! I can’t believe he would do that!

Here is your winner, Cena 54!

Cena 54 taunts Michaels and heads to the back to a chorus of boo’s as we head backstage where Eric Carsons is standing by with Matt Ackerman.

Eric: Matt, tonight you face Countdown in the Finals to determine the Number 30 entrant in the Battle Royal at Hallowed Ground. What are your thoughts?

Matt Ackerman: Well, to be honest, Eric, Countdown is a helluva competer. I’ve seen him do a lot of stuff over in ECWF and he’s had a great debut year. But tonight, it’s about the WNC Title. I’m going to pin him one two three, or make him tap out, I dunno, depends what type of mood I’m in. And then I’m gonna go on to the Battle Royal and win the number one contender’s slot. After that I’m gonna get my title shot and I’m gonna win. It doesn’t matter if it’s Ex or Becker, or whoever. I’m taking that title. And when I win, I’ll be raising it high above my head and celebrating another great achievment in my illustrious career.

(He starts to walk off but stops.)

Matt: Oh yeah. And don’t expect any Live Sex in the ring.

(Crowd laughs.)

We see Buzzed Bunny and Big Smoke in their dressing room watching Spongebob Squarepants. Well folks, they’ll be challenging G-Unit for the tag title later tonight, but coming up next………

We head to ringside and the lights flicker as ominous music plays and the Steel Cage begins to lower.

We head backstage and we see Paul Bunyan taping his wrists in his locker room. Well folks, coming up next, the Wrestling God faces his BIGGEST challenge yet, that man there, the 500 plus pounder Paul Bunyan! Inside of a Steel Cage!

We see Wrestling God headed to the ring as we go to commercial.

We come back from commercial and Jamie Hudson is walking towards the catering table. She bumps into Metal God.

Jamie: (Awkwardly.)Hey, what’s up?

Metal God: (Equally as Awkward.) Not much, you?

Jamie: Not much.

Jamie grabs a Pepsi off the table and passes it to Metal. She then grabs a 7Up for herself. The two then begin to walk off in opposite directions. Metal Pauses half way.

Metal: Hey Jamie. You’re looking really good tonight.

Jamie forces a smile and walks off.

We head back to ringside and the cage has been lowered.

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following is a Steel Cage match-up where you can win via pin or submission or by escaping the cage, and both feet must touch the floor.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
(Longhorn plays to big heat.)

The following contest is a Steel Cage match, introducing first, from High Street, weighing in at 255 pounds, the Wrestling God!

Wrestling God walks through the cage door and takes the announcers microphone.

Wrestling God: Well tonight, after I defeat Fat Bastard I’m gonna pour me a nice glass of champagne and celebrate. Celebrate another victory for my legendary career, AND celebrate the fact that I will bring that thief West Coast Wonder to justice at Hallowed Ground when I take back MY title! And uh, wait a minute here…..Oh, I guess I forgot to leave my wallet in the back.

(WG pulls his wallet out of his jacket pocket. The referee offers to take it but WG refuses.)

WG: I don’t think so, Tito! I don’t trust Mexican’s with anything, much less my wallet.

What the hell does the referee’s hispanic heritage have to do with anything?

WG grabs his wallet and sets it in his jacket pocket which he hangs on the top of the turnbuckle.

(My Hatred by Six Feet Under hits to a decent pop.)
And the opponent, weighing 500 pounds, Paul Bunyan!

Bunyan gets in the ring and the referee on the inside signals to the ref on the outside who locks the cage door. The referee then signals to the timekeeper who rings the bell.

DING DING DING!
Paul Bunyan and Wrestling God tie-up. Bunyan starts to over power WG who immediately breaks the hold and backs off cautiously. After a moment or so of pacing the two men tie-up again and again WG breaks the hold. Bunyan beginning to get frustrated here. WG paces again and then goes for a collar and elbow tie-up and again breaks the hold. Bunyan runs at WG looking for a clothesline and WG uses his momentum and slams him face first into the cage. Well, obviously Wrestling God was playing some mind games there. Wrestling God tries to suplex Bunyan but he elbows free and goes for a suplex but WG hits a low blow. Well no disqualifcations here tonight folks. WG then goes for another German Suplex but Bunyan uses his oversized derrierre and pushes WG back into the turnbuckle. Bunyan plays to the crowd and goes over to the corner looking for a clothesline. Wait a minute. What’s WG doing? Bunyan running in for the clothesline! WG knocked him head first into the turnbuckle! Woah! Bunyan’s been busted wide open! Good God! WG exposed the turnbuckle while Bunyan was running. WG grabs his jacket and grabs the wallet. He goes to pick something out of there. The referee tries to stop him but he decks him! What the hell has he got in there? OH MY GOD! PEPPER SPRAY! PEPPER SPRAY! HE JUST GOT BUNYAN IN THE EYES WITH THAT PEPPER SPRAY! GOOD GOD! AND BUNYAN IS BLEEDING TOO! THAT’S GOTTA STING! WG taunts the crowd and stomps away at Bunyan. WAIT A MINUTE! West Coast Wonder just came out of the crowd! He goes to the door and tries to pry it open. The outside ref tries to stop him but WCW knocks him down. Damn! The ref hit his head on the security railing. WCW took the key. He unlocked the door. Wrestling God just hit a bicycle kick to the outside and nailed WCW. WG leaves the ring. Both feet are touching the ground but both referee’s are out. WG grabs the key from WCW and hides it inside his wallet in the ring. He then locks the door! WG picks up a bloody and blinded Paul Bunyan and hits the Gateway to Heaven brainbuster. Wrestling God taunts the crowd and picks up the ref, who is very groggy. WG starts to climb. WCW tries to climb up, but Wrestling God kicks the cage and knocks WCW down. WCW grabs a ladder from underneath the ring which gets a big pop! WCW sets up the ladder and climbs it. Wrestling God climbing up on the other side! Both men get to the top! Wrestling God and WCW trading punches! This is a very dangerous situation here folks! Wrestling God tries to suplex WCW but WCW gets loose and hits a barrage of punches! NO! Wrestling God fell off back first! Good God! WCW climbs up top! What the Hell is he thinking! “VIVA MEXICO!” OH MY GOD! NO! ARE YOU NUTS? OH MY GOD! BACKFLIP DRAGONRANA! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! My God! Both men are down! WCW grabs Bunyan and rolls him over! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Paul Bunyan!

What an amazing move by the West Coast Wonder! Good God! What’s gonna happen when West Coast Wonder and Wrestling God duke it out at Hallowed Ground. West Coast Wonder salutes the crowd as we head to commercial.

We come back from commercial and Jesse is taping his wrists. Tonight he’ll face Ty Langston. Jamie Hudson walks in.

Jamie: Hey, Jesse. I just wanted to congratulate you on beating me last night. Good match.

Jesse: (half-heartedly) Thanks, I guess.

Jamie: I mean you’re so talented….And….hot….sexy, even.

Jesse rolls his eyes.

Jamie moves over to him and sits seductively on his lap.

Jamie: I was really hoping you and I could get to know each other a little better.

Jesse: Jamie, I’m not in the mood.

Jamie: Oh come on. (She wraps her legs around him.)

Jesse: JAMIE! I SAID I’m not in the mood!

Jamie: Oh, I think you are. (She takes off her shirt and unbutton’s her bra which gets a nice pop from the crowd.)

Jesse looks at her breasts for a moment and awkwardly smiles but then stands up and walks off! Well, he said he wasn’t in the mood. He just insulted Jamie big time, though!

(We go a black screen. We hear Matt Ackerman’s voice in the background.)
Ackerman: Congratulations, Countdown. You’ve made your way further up the ladder. It seems like yesterday, you were just another rookie looking to make it big. But as time passed, you quickly worked your way up the ranks, with all the speed of a Japanese bullet train. And now, you’ve worked your way to the very top, with only one thing standing between you, and the inside track to the WNC Title shot we all crave. That one road block you have to get past… is me.

(A light comes on, revealing Matt Ackerman in the rafters of the arena.)

Ackerman: Countdown, I’m going to discredit the obvious. You’ve got skills. You’ve skyrocked to the top of the ranks, and unlike quite a few of the main eventers here, it wasn’t by pure luck. You’ve shown some serious potential. You’ve proven you can match-up with the speed of the lightweights and the power of the super-heavyweights. And let’s be honest, you’re mic skills are among the best. But there’s one thing that’s not on your resume’: a high profile win. Well guess what Countdown, now’s your chance. Now’s your chance to step up to bat and smack one out of the ballpark. Now’s your chance to prove yourself worthy. You’re no longer facing mid card scrubs or talentless ceiling workers in curtain-jerkers. No, you’re facing your first TRUE test. Now is your chance to adapt to the unadaptable, to match the unmatchable, to prove your reputation and name against the one with no nickname. Time to bring your “AAA” game, Countdown. Otherwise the so-called “Countdown” you refer to so much, will be the time ticking on your life.

(The screen fades to black and we come backstage in the C.E.O.’s office. Cena 54 is signing the contract. A man in a suit with sunglasses and a briefcase walks in. He opens the briefcase and shows it to Charles Kennedy who is seated at his desk.

Man: Sir, I am Jonathan Davis, and I am the lawyer for one of your superstars, one Compton’s Most Wanted. I am here with an authorization to sign a contract on his behalf for the 30 Man Battle Royal.

We head back to ringside and Insane In the Membrane by Cypress Hill hits.

Well folks, obviously CMW will indeed be a part of the battle royal at Hallowed Ground, as will these two men, Buzzed Bunny and Big Smoke. But tonight, they will face G-Unit with the WNC Tag Titles on the line, coming up next.

We come back from commercial and we are inside of a limo and we see Countdown speaking on his Cell phone.

Countdown: Why thank you, Mr President i am an awesome wrestler aren't I?

(Voice comes from the phone)

Countdown: What? You want me to have a polo match with you? Well make sure you have no pretzels in your mouth because i don't want to make you choke because i am saying hell no you fatass.

(Voice comes from the phone again)

Countdown: I don't care if your the president of the freakin world! Your an ass-clown that can't handle a god damn chip! (laughs) And what are you going to do about it huh? (In sarcastic voice) Huh whats that? Your now going to bomb my country? Huh? You callin me a terroist?(Back in normal voice) Get a freakin life! (laughs as he hangs up)

(Countdown turns around and faces the camera)
Countdown: Haha, yep that was the George Bush alright. He said hes my biggest fan, but god hes a crazy old coot but off politics and on to wrestling. It seems that i am this close to finally wrestling true stars and it seems i have one more mid-card loser to face and that is none other then that freak of a human being, Matt Ackerman...Now Ackey, can i call you Ackey? Of course i can. Now Ackey i watched your promo and i have to say that was a load of garbage. You say i've climbed up to the top ranks but the problem is, i've always been at the top. Its because of people like you who were jealous of my skills and tried to keep me down that i was never aloud to compete at the top, it was people like you who begged the GM's to keep me around the mid-card level so i didn't get a chance to outstage you. But the truth can't be kept secret forever and the ratings prove it. Last week i had not one, but two matches and kicked both Scottman's and that crackass without even breaking a sweat. If you watched last weeks BeatDown's ratings you will noticed that everytime Countdown was on TV the ratings soared, the people love to see Countdown kick some poor no bodys ass because they know they are seeing a legend in the making and you are nothing more then a mere stepping stone on my way to greatness. So at WNC's Beatdown it will Ackey going one on one with the awesome one and i will finally acend to the main event and wont be held down be people like you no more. I will enter the battle royal at number 30 and win and go on to face the most useless champion of them all, Mike Becker. There is no denying it, its inevitable and i can already feel that title within my grasp. So Ackey, what are you going to show me? What are you going to do that is so much more special then every other retard in this fed? Junior, this is one guy that aint going to lay down for you. Your going to be beaten senseless, your going to go home and cry to your mummy that poor old Countdown had to beat you up. But hey, i always needed i die hard fan so how bout when you lose to me you start up a Countdown's Kids fanclub and be the president hah atleast you will be known then. (Countdown takes of his sunglasses) It aint fun and games anymore kiddo, this is about the heavyweight title and i am going to do anything i mean ANYTHING to get that title and if that means ramming your head through a steel chair, it that means crippling anyone that gets in my way then so be it. You have been warned Ackey so you better start runnin cause the time freeze is commin.....BITCH!!

(Camera fades out as Countdown smiles.)

We come back to ringside just as G-Unit’s Stunt 101 hits.

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC Tag Team Championships. On the way to the ring, at a combined weight of 514 pounds, being accompanied by the WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel, they are the WNC Tag Team Champions, the team of New York’s Most Wanted and Da Gangsta!

And in the ring the challengers, at a combined weight of 610 pounds, the team of The Buzzed Bunny Alejandro Reed Sr. and The Crack Daddy, Big Smoke Ernie Larois.

DING DING DING!
This match-up is under way. Tremendous opportunity here for the Buzzed Bunny and Big Smoke. Big Smoke and NYMW will start out. Big Smoke hits a low kick and then follows up with a few chops and a European Uppercut. Big Smoke then goes to Irish Whip NY but it’s reversed and NY throws Smoke into the ropes. Smoke springboards and hits a crossbody into a roll-up for a quick two. Smoke picks up NY and hits a few back chops before going for a Scoop Slam which he hits! Smoke stomps a mudhole in NY’s ass and the referee admonishes him. Smoke argues and then goes back but gets a thumb to the eye. NY then hits a stiff looking Double Arm DDT. He then picks up Smoke into an armdrag position, he then tags in Gangsta. Gangsta to the top. Comes down hard on Smoke’s arm with a Flying Lariat. Gangsta hits an Arm Wringer and gets a few cheap headbutts to the back of the end. Excellent scientific work here by G-Unit, isolating Smoke and in particular his injured arm. Gangsta chopping away at Smoke in the corner. He then grabs Smoke’s arm and sets it on the top rope. He then nails a vicious downward chop on to the arm. Gangsta stomps away at Smoke’s injured arm and then tags in NYMW who joins in the barrage of stomps. NYMW hits three consecutive elbow drops to the arm and then tries to lock in an armbar but Smoke manages to get to the ropes before it’s locked in. NYMW then tags in Gangsta who hits an elbow drop onto Smoke’s arm. Gangsta goes for a Suplex but it’s countered and both men come off the ropes. Smoke ducks a clothesline attempt, Gangsta ducks one also, then both men hit a clothesline and both are down! Both men crawling to the corner! NYMW and Bunny are tagged in. Bunny levels NYMW! Bunny hits a clothesline on Gangsta! Spinebuster on NYMW! And another one on Gangsta! Bunny beats the hell out of NYMW! Gangsta tried to nail him from behind but Bunny turns around and he’s pissed! Bunny has Gangsta up for a powerbomb. NO! NYMW with a low blow! Gangsta tries to suplex Bunny but he can’t lift him. Wait a minute! Insane Gary Lang is running down to the ring. RKO tries to distract the ref but he sees Lang and he meets him outside. The referee is yelling at Lang to leave! What the hell? Someone in a mask just nailed Buzzed Bunny with a Steel Chair! NYMW with the
Facebuster! The ref is in the ring! One! Two! Three! DING DING DING
DAMMIT!
Here are your winners and STILL the WNC Tag Team Champions, Da Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted!

RKO, Gary Lang, NYMW and Gangsta celebrate on the ramp with the hooded man! Who the hell is that? Is it Compton? Did Compton actually show up?

The man removes his hood revealing………CENA 54! WHAT THE HELL? CENA 54 HAS JOINED G-UNIT! OH MY GOD!

We head to commercial.

[Mike Jones]

We come back from commercial and My Chemical Romance’s I’m Not Okay (I Promise) hits. Ty Langston and Jamie Hudson make their way down to the ring and we are shown footage of Jamie attempting to seduce Jesse earlier to no avail.

DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. On the way to the ring, being acccompanied by Jamie Hudson, weighing 185 pounds, from Seattle, Washington, Ty Langston!

During this entrance, the camera closes is in on Jamie who is obviously distressed.

(Set It Off Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to a big pop!)
AND the opponent, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing 245 pounds, Jesse!

DING DING DING!
The referee rings the bell and Jesse and Ty tie-up. Great night for you tonight so far. Coming up later on tonight, Matt Ackerman vs. Countdown to determine the Number 30 Entrant in the Battle royal at Hallowed Ground. Also coming up will be Ally Rogers in her debut match facing the WNC Woman’s champion RKO Sledge Angel in a non-title match. Jesse goes for a DDT but Ty counters it into an arm drag. Ty goes for a Headlock Takedown but Jesse breaks free with a hard elbow and hits a Fisherman’s Suplex. Jamie Hudson distracts him up on the apron and he warns her. WHAT THE HELL? Two people in masks just showed up and took Jamie! WHAT? Ty is freaking out! He’s leaving the ring! He’s running after them! The ref is gonna count him out! One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten!

DING DING DING!
Here is your winner via countout, Jes….

OH MY GOD! J-MASTER FROM BEHIND! SON OF A BITCH! J-MASTER AND JESSE ARE BRAWLING ALL OVER THE PLACE! DAMMIT! WE NEED SECURITY NOW!

At least half a dozen security guards show up and get between the two men as we head to commercial.

We come back from commercial and we have yet to hear as to the whereabouts of Jamie Hudson. We understand Ally Rogers is backstage with Eric Carsons.

Eric: Tonight, I’m here with the girl who will make her debut against RKO tonight. Now, Ally, how do you feel about your debut being against the Woman’s Champion?

Ally: Well, Eric. I could spend all day telling you about how I feel. But I’d much rather let my actions do the talking.

(Ally walks off.)

(Carsons shrugs and the door behind him creaks open. Jamie Hudson walks in, checking the hallway outside before she does. She bumps into Eric Carsons and gasps!)

Eric: Jamie, what happened to you?

Jamie: (Obviously confused.) Um, I snuck away from those guys. Yeah, that’s it. That’s who I was looking for in the hallway. Anyways, gotta go.

(She walks off and Carsons is even more confused.)

We come back to ringside and our announcer comments that Eric Carsons should be used to girls walking away from him by now, it happens every weekend at the bar.

(Mr. Brightside by the Killers hits to a nice pop!)

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from West Chester, Pennsylvania, Ally Rogers!

Well folks Ally Rogers will make her debut right here tonight. We understand her boyfriend the Dead Man has been giving her pointers all week.

(Mercy Drive’s Burn In My Light hits to big heat.)

And the opponent, from Singapore, Asia, she is the WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel!

DING DING DING!
RKO and Ally Rogers go for a collar and elbow tie-up. RKO goes for an Arm Wringer but it’s countered into an arm wringer by Ally. Nice counter there. RKO goes for a headlock takedown but Ally rolls it through into an arm bar. RKO breaks free and hits an Arm Drag! Ally hits an Arm Drag of her own! The two girls face off. Both girls not giving an inch here, going move for move. Ally goes for a swinging neckbreaker but RKO counters into a DDT. RKO taunts for a second allowing Ally to gain an advantage. Ally hits a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker! And a Lou Thesz Press! Ally goes for a superkick but RKO ducks it but gets nailed with the Enziguri! Ally up to the top rope! RKO grabs the top rope and Ally gets hung up! Oh no! SUPER RKO! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, the WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel!

Well folks, RKO comes out on top but in 13 days she will face Sheena Michaels with her title on the line inside of a Steel Cage! But folks, coming up next, we will determine the number 30 entrant in the 30 Man Battle Royal at Hallowed Ground. Matt Ackerman vs. Countdown, and folks that’s next!

We come back from commercial and the lights go dim just as the stopwatch appears and counts down backwards from ten. It reaches zero and pyro goes off as Saliva’s I Want You kicks in!

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is your main event and it is scheduled for one fall. It is to determine the number 30 entrant in the 30 man Battle Royal at WNC Hallowed Ground. Introducing first, weighing 245 pounds, from Sydney, Australia, Countdown!

Well, folks, Countdown has certainly been impressive thus far in the WNC, defeating Cena 54, Sadistic One and most recently Scott Mann.

(Ghost Love Score by Nightwish hits to a big pop!)
AND the opponent, from Thornhill, Ontario, Canada, weighing 195 pounds, No Nickname Needed, Matt Ackerman!

And folks, this Canadian sensation has made an even bigger impact since debuting in the WNC, defeating X-Pac 360 in a hellacious match at Ultimate Destruction and then going on to defeat Hot Stuff Eddie G last week on Beat Down in another tremendous match.

DING DING DING!
Well folks the Final match in this tournament is under-way. Matt Ackerman defeated X-Pac 360 at Ultimate Destruction in what was supposed to be a number one contender’s match, but the C.E.O. changed all of that quickly. Ackerman defeated Eddie G last week, who qualified for that match by defeating Insane Gary Lang! This tournament also included the likes of Cena 54, Sadistic One, Buzzed Bunny, Scott Mann, Kevin Sane, Big Smoke Ernie Larois and Jesse! Countdown and Ackerman go for a collar and elbow tie-up. Ackerman goes behind Countdown looking for a modified neckbreaker but Countdown manages to hit a body slam. Snap Suplex from Countdown! Countdown locks in a chinlock, but Ackerman fights to his feet with a few hard elbows. European uppercut from NNN! NNN now looking for a Pumphandle suplex but Countdown lands on his feet. Axe Kick! Going for something big now! WOW! JUMPING REVERSE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB! DAMN! Countdown up top looking for a Flying Cross Body but it’s caught! Fallaway Slam from NNN! NNN nails a Fisherman’s Suplex! Countdown runs at Ackerman but walks into a Fireman’s Carry. Belly to Back Fallaway Neckbreaker by Ackerman! Wow! Ackerman with a Polish Hammer! Shades of Greg Valentine there! Ackerman nails a Brain Buster! LIONSAULT! One! Two! No! Somehow Countdown got his shoulder up! Ackerman goes to pick up Countdown but walks into an Eye Gouge. Fisherman Buster from Countdown! Big boot! Countdown up top! Flying Elbow connects! Countdown building momentum here! Oh my! German Suplex! He goes for the RKO to complete the Time Freeze but Ackerman pushes him forward! Ackerman nails a German Suplex of his own! And a second! He goes for the third but Countdown lands on his feet and Irish Whips Ackerman into the corner. Countdown sets up Ackerman for a Superplex but Ackerman pushes him loose. Countdown jumps up looking for a Super Arm Drag but Ackerman shoves him off again! Ackerman looking for something big here! WHAT THE HELL? Countdown runs at him and MY GOD! He’s got him in a DRAGON SLEEPER! GOOD GOD! COUNTDOWN IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN WITH HIS LEGS WRAPPED AROUND ACKERMAN’s NECK! ACKERMAN IS FIGHTING LOOSE! OH MY GOD! NO! NO! SUPER REVERSE CANADIAN DESTROYER! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING
MY GOD! COUNTDOWN GOT CAUGHT AND IT COST HIM THE NUMBER 30 SPOT! MY GOD, IT MAY HAVE COST HIM HIS DAMN NECK ALSO! GOOD GOD WHAT A MATCH!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND THE NUMBER 30 ENTRANT FOR THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER’S BATTLE ROYAL AT HALLOWED GROUND, MATT ACKERMAN!

ACKERMAN HAS DONE IT! HE IS ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING THE WNC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
TIME TO PLAY THE GA---AMEEE!
(Motorhead’s The Game hits.)

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!
OH MY GOD! COMPTON’S MOST WANTED!
CMW IS HERE!

CMW grabs a mic and speaks: Matt Ackerman, it’s official, you’re the number 30 entrant at Hallowed Ground……PROVIDING ONE THING……YOU CAN BEAT ME NEXT WEEK ON BEATDOWN!

WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

CMW: (CMW pulls a contract out of his pocket.) It’s official. Next week, you and I one on one! The winner is the number 30 entrant at Hallowed Ground!

Ackerman shakes his head, but taunts CMW to come into the ring.

CMW walks off to big heat!

Well folks, CMW and Charles Kennedy have SCREWED Matt Ackerman again! Next week, Ackerman will finally get his hands on CMW!