Post by Mike Jones on Jun 5, 2006 1:08:09 GMT -5
1/16 WNC BeatDown
The WNC logo appears and without any opening video we head inside the arena and the camera pans out and we see the sold out crowd.
Suddenly the lights go out and the stopwatch hits the screen. As soon as it hits zero, massive pyro goes off and Saliva’s I Want You kicks in!
DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Sydney, Australia, weighing 245 pounds, Countdown!
Well folks welcome to a special jam-packed one hour edition of WNC BeatDown! We’ve got four matches planned for you tonight, so let’s get it started.
(G-Unit’s Stunt 101 hits to big heat!)
And the opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 245 pounds, being accompanied by the WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel, Da Gangsta!
DING DING DING!
The referee rings the bell and this match-up is underway. Immediately, Countdown goes for a kick, but Gangtsta catches it. Then Countdown hits an Enziguri! Countdown grabs a groggy Gangsta and hits the Time Rift! Wow! It’s over! NO! RKO is up on the apron! The referee yells at her to leave, but….GARY LANG WITH A STEEL CHAIR! BANG! NO! DAMMIT! LANG PUT GANGSTA ON COUNTDOWN! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Well folks, G-Unit CHEATING to win YET AGAIN! Dammit! I’m getting sick of this!
We head backstage and we see a set up similar to the White House press room. Several press members are gathered around writing things down and the likes. We zoom in on the sign and it says STATE OF THE UNION and underneath it says WRESTLING GOD!
What the hell is this about? We leave the scene and go to commercial.
We come back from commercial and head right to the press room. A man in a tuxedo walks to the podium.
Man: Ladies and Gentleman, The Wrestling God!
Longhorn plays and Wrestling God walks towards the podium. The reporters stand up and the camera’s begin flashing which continues throughout the majority of this speech.
WG: Ladies and Gentleman, I come to you today with some frightening news. We have been invaded! Invaded by filthy mexicans who feel that they have the right to swim across rivers and jump fences to enjoy the freedom that our men and woman have fought hard to defend. These mexicans contribute NOTHING to our society. We need people to fight for us. People to learn and study science for us. People to teach our youth. WE DON’T NEED PEOPLE SELLING PAINTED GOLF BALLS ON THE SIDE OF THE FREEWAY! Folks, the Mexicans have invaded America! And I DEMAND ACTION! We are at War! And to prove that not only am I a man of my word, but I am willing to put myself on the line for this country, I WILL BE GOING TO THE FRONT LINES! This Sunday, I WILL DESTROY THE WEST COAST WONDER! BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT AMERICA!
Several journalists stand up and begin applauding. Several others begin asking questions as the man in the tuxedo escorts WG.
We head back to ringside and our announcers are absolutely DISGUSTED!
(Truth by Seether hits to big heat!)
Well folks, that’s J-Master’s music but I have no idea what the hell he’s doing out here.
J-Master gets in the ring and grabs the announcer microphone.
J-Master: This Sunday, I’m going to prove to everyone that I will beat Jesse’s ass. But right now, I’m pissed off and I want to fight somebody! That’s right, I’m issuing an open challenge. Anyone who wants…..
(Six Feet Under’s My Hatred hits to a big pop!)
OH BOY! HERE COMES PAUL BUNYAN!
Bunyan gets in the ring but J-Master backs off! What the hell? OH MY GOD! SOMEONE JUST JUMPED BUNYAN WITH A BASEBALL BAT! WHAT THE HELL? J-MASTER AND THIS MAN ARE DOUBLE-TEAMING PAUL BUNYAN!
J-Master grabs the microphone.
J-Master: Everybody, meet my new friend. THE SAINT, KID OMEN!!!!
WHAT THE HELL?
Kid Omen leaves the ring and grabs a table! He sets it up in the middle of the ring. J-Master and Kid set Bunyan on the table after some serious struggling! J-Master sets a steel chair underneath Bunyan’s head! He leaves the ring and grabs a steel chair covered in barbed wire! OH MY GOD! He’s gonna do a Conchairto! No! No! DAMMIT! WAIT A MINUTE! JESSE! JESSE! JESSE IS POUNDING THE HELL OUT OF J-MASTER! NO! KID OMEN JUMPS JESSE FROM BEHIND! SAINT SUPLEX! Kid Omen up top! The Kid Omen Flip! Omen taunts the crowd! NO! BUNYAN IS UP! OH MY GOD! HE’S GONNA CHOKESLAM OMEN THROUGH THE TABLE! NO! J-MASTER JUST NAILED BUNYAN IN THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR! BUNYAN TURNS AROUND AND HE IS PISSED! OH NO! OMEN JUST CRACKED BUNYAN ON THE SKULL WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR! Jesse is staggering over! NO! THEY CRACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD TOO! They set him on the table! The barbed wire chair! CONCHAIRTO! GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL? J-MASTER TO THE TOP! FLYING ELBOW THROUGH THE TABLE! MY GOD! JESSE MAY BE DEAD!
EMT’s flank the ring as we head to commercial.
We come back from commercial and Disturbed’s Stricken is playing. Well folks coming this Sunday, the WNC presents, Hallowed Ground!
And we’ve got some great matches for you.
It’s gonna be Ty Langston taking on Metal God one on one. These two men have a personal feud and it’s about to come to a head. Not to mention, Bad Gurl has been banned from ringside. Both men will be involved in the Battle Royal but you have to wonder if this match will affect their performance.
The WNC Woman’s Title will be on the line inside of a Steel cage as RKO Sledge Angel defends against Sheena Michaels. You either have to win via pinfall or submission, OR you have to decimate your opponent to the point where you can escape the cage and BOTH FEET must touch the ground.
Boy, you talk about personal. After what we just saw, this one will be a barnburner. Jesse takes on his former best friend J-Master.
And just announced. They were tag team champions in another fed and now they’ve got a shot at the WNC gold. Scott Man and Countdown team up for the first time in WNC to take on Da Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted with the tag belts on the line.
And speaking of personal, the WNC Pure Wrestling title may just be a side effect of this brutal feud. The Wrestling God takes on the West Coast Wonder with the title on the line!
And, the WNC World Heavyweight Title will be on the line in a Last Man Standing match between Mike Becker and The Executioner!
Plus a HUGE 30 Man Battle Royal to determine the Number One Contender. Just take a look at some of the guys who will be in this. Matt Ackerman, X-Pac 360, Insane Gary Lang, Eddie G, Cena 54, Countdown, Sadistic One, Buzzed Bunny, Scott Man, Kevin Sane, Big Smoke, NYMW, Compton’s Most Wanted, Metal God, Ty Langston, Bob, Paul Bunyan, The Dead Man, Bad Gurl, Sheena Michaels, Raw Impact, RKO Sledge Angel, Da Gangsta, Ally Rogers, Jamie Hudson and Hellraiser! And folks, there are FOUR spots yet to be filled. We understand that during the commercial break, the Saint Kid Omen signed one of those spots, so there are still THREE spots left!
We head backstage and Mike Becker is with Eric Carsons.
Eric: Mike, in just six days you defend your title against the Executioner in a Last Man Standing match. What is your game plan?
Mike: Put it this way, Eric. I went through hell to win this belt, TWICE! And I went through hell……..IN A CELL to retain it! So, I’m going to do whatever I need to do to ensure this belt stays around my waist!
Well folks, some strong words there from the World Heavyweight Champion, Mike Becker. He seems confident, folks.
DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, it is now time for your main event. The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the UNDISPUTED Number 30 Entrant in the 30 Man Battle Royal at Hallowed Ground.
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
MWHAHAHAHA!
Introducing first, from Seeda Piru in West Compton, weighing 190 pounds, Compton’s Most Wanted!
Well folks, that match is up next!
We come back from commercial and Motorhead’s the Game is still playing as CMW plays to the crowd.
(Nightwish’s Ghost Love Scene hits to a big pop!)
And the opponent, from Thornhill, Ontario, Canada, weighing 195 pounds, Matt Ackerman!
DING DING DING!
This match-up is under way. CMW surprisingly alone at ringside! Ackerman and CMW go for a collar and elbow tie-up. Ackerman goes for an arm drag but CMW counters into an armbar takedown. CMW goes for a Crossface Chickenwing but Ackerman counters into a roll-up. One, Two and No! Wait a minute! X-Pac 360! Where the hell did he come from! And he’s got Mr. Trashcan! WHAT THE HELL? HE JUST NAILED COMPTON’S MOST WANTED! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?
DING DING DING!
WHAT?
?
HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION, COMPTON’S MOST WANTED!
WHAT THE HELL??
ACKERMAN IS PISSED! HE JUST LOST THE NUMBER 30 SPOT!
(Born In the USA By Bruce Springsteen hits!)
FINALLY! THE C.E.O. IS COMING OUT HERE TO SORT THIS ONE OUT!
Kennedy: X-Pac 360! Get your ass over here!
X-Pac 360 walks over to Charles Kennedy. Kennedy reaches into his pocket and produces a wad of cash which he gives to X-Pac! WHAT THE HELL?
Kennedy: Ladies and Gentleman, say hello to the Number 29 Entrant in the Battle Royal, X-Pac 360! And the Number 30 Entrant, Compton’s Most Wanted! OH, and there’s just one more thing. The LOSER of this match, Matt Ackerman is now the NUMBER ONE ENTRANT!
(MASSIVE HEAT!)
WHAT THE HELL? SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE HELL DID ACKERMAN DO? DAMMIT! HE WON THE DAMN TOURNAMENT! AND NOW THE C.E.O. SCREWED HIM! DAMMIT!
The WNC logo appears and without any opening video we head inside the arena and the camera pans out and we see the sold out crowd.
Suddenly the lights go out and the stopwatch hits the screen. As soon as it hits zero, massive pyro goes off and Saliva’s I Want You kicks in!
DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Sydney, Australia, weighing 245 pounds, Countdown!
Well folks welcome to a special jam-packed one hour edition of WNC BeatDown! We’ve got four matches planned for you tonight, so let’s get it started.
(G-Unit’s Stunt 101 hits to big heat!)
And the opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 245 pounds, being accompanied by the WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel, Da Gangsta!
DING DING DING!
The referee rings the bell and this match-up is underway. Immediately, Countdown goes for a kick, but Gangtsta catches it. Then Countdown hits an Enziguri! Countdown grabs a groggy Gangsta and hits the Time Rift! Wow! It’s over! NO! RKO is up on the apron! The referee yells at her to leave, but….GARY LANG WITH A STEEL CHAIR! BANG! NO! DAMMIT! LANG PUT GANGSTA ON COUNTDOWN! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Well folks, G-Unit CHEATING to win YET AGAIN! Dammit! I’m getting sick of this!
We head backstage and we see a set up similar to the White House press room. Several press members are gathered around writing things down and the likes. We zoom in on the sign and it says STATE OF THE UNION and underneath it says WRESTLING GOD!
What the hell is this about? We leave the scene and go to commercial.
We come back from commercial and head right to the press room. A man in a tuxedo walks to the podium.
Man: Ladies and Gentleman, The Wrestling God!
Longhorn plays and Wrestling God walks towards the podium. The reporters stand up and the camera’s begin flashing which continues throughout the majority of this speech.
WG: Ladies and Gentleman, I come to you today with some frightening news. We have been invaded! Invaded by filthy mexicans who feel that they have the right to swim across rivers and jump fences to enjoy the freedom that our men and woman have fought hard to defend. These mexicans contribute NOTHING to our society. We need people to fight for us. People to learn and study science for us. People to teach our youth. WE DON’T NEED PEOPLE SELLING PAINTED GOLF BALLS ON THE SIDE OF THE FREEWAY! Folks, the Mexicans have invaded America! And I DEMAND ACTION! We are at War! And to prove that not only am I a man of my word, but I am willing to put myself on the line for this country, I WILL BE GOING TO THE FRONT LINES! This Sunday, I WILL DESTROY THE WEST COAST WONDER! BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT AMERICA!
Several journalists stand up and begin applauding. Several others begin asking questions as the man in the tuxedo escorts WG.
We head back to ringside and our announcers are absolutely DISGUSTED!
(Truth by Seether hits to big heat!)
Well folks, that’s J-Master’s music but I have no idea what the hell he’s doing out here.
J-Master gets in the ring and grabs the announcer microphone.
J-Master: This Sunday, I’m going to prove to everyone that I will beat Jesse’s ass. But right now, I’m pissed off and I want to fight somebody! That’s right, I’m issuing an open challenge. Anyone who wants…..
(Six Feet Under’s My Hatred hits to a big pop!)
OH BOY! HERE COMES PAUL BUNYAN!
Bunyan gets in the ring but J-Master backs off! What the hell? OH MY GOD! SOMEONE JUST JUMPED BUNYAN WITH A BASEBALL BAT! WHAT THE HELL? J-MASTER AND THIS MAN ARE DOUBLE-TEAMING PAUL BUNYAN!
J-Master grabs the microphone.
J-Master: Everybody, meet my new friend. THE SAINT, KID OMEN!!!!
WHAT THE HELL?
Kid Omen leaves the ring and grabs a table! He sets it up in the middle of the ring. J-Master and Kid set Bunyan on the table after some serious struggling! J-Master sets a steel chair underneath Bunyan’s head! He leaves the ring and grabs a steel chair covered in barbed wire! OH MY GOD! He’s gonna do a Conchairto! No! No! DAMMIT! WAIT A MINUTE! JESSE! JESSE! JESSE IS POUNDING THE HELL OUT OF J-MASTER! NO! KID OMEN JUMPS JESSE FROM BEHIND! SAINT SUPLEX! Kid Omen up top! The Kid Omen Flip! Omen taunts the crowd! NO! BUNYAN IS UP! OH MY GOD! HE’S GONNA CHOKESLAM OMEN THROUGH THE TABLE! NO! J-MASTER JUST NAILED BUNYAN IN THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR! BUNYAN TURNS AROUND AND HE IS PISSED! OH NO! OMEN JUST CRACKED BUNYAN ON THE SKULL WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR! Jesse is staggering over! NO! THEY CRACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD TOO! They set him on the table! The barbed wire chair! CONCHAIRTO! GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL? J-MASTER TO THE TOP! FLYING ELBOW THROUGH THE TABLE! MY GOD! JESSE MAY BE DEAD!
EMT’s flank the ring as we head to commercial.
We come back from commercial and Disturbed’s Stricken is playing. Well folks coming this Sunday, the WNC presents, Hallowed Ground!
And we’ve got some great matches for you.
It’s gonna be Ty Langston taking on Metal God one on one. These two men have a personal feud and it’s about to come to a head. Not to mention, Bad Gurl has been banned from ringside. Both men will be involved in the Battle Royal but you have to wonder if this match will affect their performance.
The WNC Woman’s Title will be on the line inside of a Steel cage as RKO Sledge Angel defends against Sheena Michaels. You either have to win via pinfall or submission, OR you have to decimate your opponent to the point where you can escape the cage and BOTH FEET must touch the ground.
Boy, you talk about personal. After what we just saw, this one will be a barnburner. Jesse takes on his former best friend J-Master.
And just announced. They were tag team champions in another fed and now they’ve got a shot at the WNC gold. Scott Man and Countdown team up for the first time in WNC to take on Da Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted with the tag belts on the line.
And speaking of personal, the WNC Pure Wrestling title may just be a side effect of this brutal feud. The Wrestling God takes on the West Coast Wonder with the title on the line!
And, the WNC World Heavyweight Title will be on the line in a Last Man Standing match between Mike Becker and The Executioner!
Plus a HUGE 30 Man Battle Royal to determine the Number One Contender. Just take a look at some of the guys who will be in this. Matt Ackerman, X-Pac 360, Insane Gary Lang, Eddie G, Cena 54, Countdown, Sadistic One, Buzzed Bunny, Scott Man, Kevin Sane, Big Smoke, NYMW, Compton’s Most Wanted, Metal God, Ty Langston, Bob, Paul Bunyan, The Dead Man, Bad Gurl, Sheena Michaels, Raw Impact, RKO Sledge Angel, Da Gangsta, Ally Rogers, Jamie Hudson and Hellraiser! And folks, there are FOUR spots yet to be filled. We understand that during the commercial break, the Saint Kid Omen signed one of those spots, so there are still THREE spots left!
We head backstage and Mike Becker is with Eric Carsons.
Eric: Mike, in just six days you defend your title against the Executioner in a Last Man Standing match. What is your game plan?
Mike: Put it this way, Eric. I went through hell to win this belt, TWICE! And I went through hell……..IN A CELL to retain it! So, I’m going to do whatever I need to do to ensure this belt stays around my waist!
Well folks, some strong words there from the World Heavyweight Champion, Mike Becker. He seems confident, folks.
DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, it is now time for your main event. The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the UNDISPUTED Number 30 Entrant in the 30 Man Battle Royal at Hallowed Ground.
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
MWHAHAHAHA!
Introducing first, from Seeda Piru in West Compton, weighing 190 pounds, Compton’s Most Wanted!
Well folks, that match is up next!
We come back from commercial and Motorhead’s the Game is still playing as CMW plays to the crowd.
(Nightwish’s Ghost Love Scene hits to a big pop!)
And the opponent, from Thornhill, Ontario, Canada, weighing 195 pounds, Matt Ackerman!
DING DING DING!
This match-up is under way. CMW surprisingly alone at ringside! Ackerman and CMW go for a collar and elbow tie-up. Ackerman goes for an arm drag but CMW counters into an armbar takedown. CMW goes for a Crossface Chickenwing but Ackerman counters into a roll-up. One, Two and No! Wait a minute! X-Pac 360! Where the hell did he come from! And he’s got Mr. Trashcan! WHAT THE HELL? HE JUST NAILED COMPTON’S MOST WANTED! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?
DING DING DING!
WHAT?
? HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION, COMPTON’S MOST WANTED!
WHAT THE HELL?
? ACKERMAN IS PISSED! HE JUST LOST THE NUMBER 30 SPOT!
(Born In the USA By Bruce Springsteen hits!)
FINALLY! THE C.E.O. IS COMING OUT HERE TO SORT THIS ONE OUT!
Kennedy: X-Pac 360! Get your ass over here!
X-Pac 360 walks over to Charles Kennedy. Kennedy reaches into his pocket and produces a wad of cash which he gives to X-Pac! WHAT THE HELL?
Kennedy: Ladies and Gentleman, say hello to the Number 29 Entrant in the Battle Royal, X-Pac 360! And the Number 30 Entrant, Compton’s Most Wanted! OH, and there’s just one more thing. The LOSER of this match, Matt Ackerman is now the NUMBER ONE ENTRANT!
(MASSIVE HEAT!)
WHAT THE HELL? SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE HELL DID ACKERMAN DO? DAMMIT! HE WON THE DAMN TOURNAMENT! AND NOW THE C.E.O. SCREWED HIM! DAMMIT!