Post by Mike Jones on Jun 4, 2006 5:16:27 GMT -5
2/20 WNC BeatDown Results
A caption appears on the screen: In Memory of Mike “Johnny Grunge” Durham.
The WNC logo appears and then fades away. System of a Down’s Revenga kicks in and the BeatDown video is shown as we head live inside the jam-packed Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan.
Immediately, Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen hits to a mixed reaction.
Jillian Marcia: Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome the C.E.O. of World Net Championship wrestling, Charles Kennedy!
Tim Moss: Well folks, welcome to WNC BeatDown here in Detroit, Michigan at the jam-packed Jou Louis Arena!
Larry “The King” Fowler: And tonight TM, so much is on the line in the main event.
Poacher: Absolutely, it’s an 8 man tag match between Raw Impact, Dead Man, Ally Rogers and Hot Stuff Eddie G taking on Da Gangsta, New York’s Most Wanted, Cena 54 and RKO Sledge Angel.
TM: And the WNC Tag Team Titles, the WNC Woman’s championship and the keys to the Mercedes Benz that Eddie G allegedly stole from Cena 54!
Poacher: Allgedly? Give me a break.
Charles Kennedy: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to WNC BeatDown live in Hockey Town!
(Big pop!)
Charles: Now, tonight there will be a huge 8 Man TLC match with a hell of a lot on the line, but I’m here to talk about next week. As many of you saw last week, Hellraiser no-showed and Modern Marvel attempted to call him out. However, I can now confirm that Hellraiser has been REPLACED in their match at WNC’s Wrestling Spectacle! He will be replaced, by MR. REALITY, SHANE WARNER!
(Big Pop!)
TM: WOW! That’s Hellraiser’s alter ego! I never thought we’d see Mr. Reality here in the WNC!
Charles Kennedy: And Mr. Reality will make his in-ring debut next week on WNC BeatDown when he faces X-Pac 360! And folks, I can also confirm that next week, there will be a match between the Modern Marvel AND The Dead Man! But now, on to tonight. As if that 8 Man TLC match isn’t good enough for you guys here. Last week, Countdown ended the West Coast Wonder’s winning streak in the opening match on BeatDown. Tonight he will face West Coast Wonder with the Pure Wrestling Title on the line. Also, tonight, there will be a Triple Threat match featuring Scott Man, Wrestling God and Paul Bunyan. The Winner will face the winner of the WNC Pure Wrestling title next week on BeatDown for the belt! And that match, is going to happen RIGHT NOW!
TM: Wow, the chairman is all business tonight! This is going to be great!
(Longhorn hits to big heat!)
TM: Well folks, Wrestling God has a chance to regain the WNC Pure Title if he wins this triple threat match.
DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is a Triple Threat match scheduled for one fall where the winner will face the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion next week! About to enter the ring, weighing 255 pounds, from High Street, the Wrestling God!
(Six Feet Under’s My Hatred hits to a big pop!)
And the opponents, first weighing 500 pounds, Paul Bunyan!
TM: And there is certainly some animosity between Paul Bunyan and WG after their battles in the past.
(System of a Down’s Old School Hollywood hits to a huge pop!)
TM: And the crowd are on their feet! Listen to this ovation for the young rookie.
And their opponent, from Oakland, California, weighing 230 pounds, the Scott Man!
DING DING DING!
And we are underway! WG and Bunyan stare each other down. WG shoves Bunyan. Bunyan shoves WG and he flies through the ropes! Scott Man from behind Bunyan with a roll-up. One, Two and No! Scott Man trying to capitalize on the animosity between Paul Bunyan and WG and you can’t blame him for that. Scott goes for a Collar and Elbow tie-up and holds his own fairly well considering he’s up against a 500 plus pounder in Paul Bunyan. Bunyan gains the advantage and nails a few hard elbows. Standing elbow drop now from the big man! Bunyan lifts Scott up and nails a vicious looking Scoop Slam! Cover! One, two and No! Wrestling God breaks it up! WG now hammering away on Bunyans back. Bunyan nails a vicious elbow and breaks free. Suplex from the 500 pounder! Scott Man nails a Standing Dropkick on Bunyan. Scott locks in an STF. Well, he knows he can’t lift a 500 pounder over his head too well, so he’s gonna stick to the ground. Bunyan manages to power his way loose after a moment or so. Bunyan gets up holding his arm indicating the move is somewhat effective. WG grabs Bunyan from behind and nails an Impaler DDT. Scott Man picks up WG going for the S-5 but WG fights loose and gets Scott Man up! Last Call! WG then taunts the crowd but turns around and walks into Bunyan! Oh no! CHOKESLAM! ONE! TWO! THRE…NO! SCOTT MAN BROKE UP THE PIN! Scott Man stomping away at Bunyan now! Scott goes to lock in an STF but Bunyan uses his power to stand up and throws Scott into the turnbuckle! Big Chop! Bunyan charges at Scott! Scott nails a Back Body Drop and BUNYAN FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE LANDING HARD! GOOD GOD! WAIT A MINUTE WG FROM BEHIND! Roll-Up! But Scott rolls it through and goes for a big boot! WG catches it and Scott goes for an Enziguri but WG ducks that also! Scott kicks free and he’s got him up! S-5! S-5! S-5! One! Two! NO! WG GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! Scott goes to WG but gets a low blow! Well, it’s no DQ. WG picks up Scott Man and slams him face first into the turnbuckle. WG goes for a superplex. Bunyan’s up! Bunyan goes to Double Superplex Scott Man and they do! Wait a minute! Their shoulders are down! One! Two! Three!
DING DING DING!
What the hell? Who? All three men’s shoulders were on the mat! The referee is just as perplexed as we are!
All three men argue with the referee as we head to commercials.
We come back live and backstage WG, Scott Man and Paul Bunyan are all trying to present their case to Charles Kennedy.
Charles Kennedy: ALL 3 OF YOU SHUT UP! I’ve made a decision next week, West Coast Wonder OR Countdown will face ALL THREE OF YOU in a Fatal Four Way!
(All three men look satisified as we head back to ringside.)
TM: Well it looks as if all 3 men are okay with that.
King: I’ll tell you who’s not okay with that. The West Coast Wonder.
Poacher: Or Countdown! Man, I’m sick of you guys always selling him short.
King: What? I was about to say him too. I would never sell him short. It’s not like I don’t hear about him being the greatest enough. Too bad it’s usually from his own mouth.
Poacher: Okay, Countdown does have a HUGE ego, but he has a reputation to back that up. And here tonight, he FINALLY gets a chance to earn gold in the WNC.
TM: Well what about at Hallowed Ground. He and Scott Man could have won the WNC Tag Titles. Countdown abandoned his partner.
Poacher: Don’t contradict me, TM. And anyways, quit being so damn biased.
TM: I ain’t biased. I call em like I see em. Anyways, the WNC would like to let y’all know that tomorrow, February 21st, the first ever issue of WNC Magazine will be on newstands. It features one of 3 covers featuring Paul Bunyan, the West Coast Wonder and Matt Ackerman.
King: I’m more interested in the section, Divas on Broadway!
TM: Why am I not surprised?
King: Oh come on, TM. Sheena Michaels. Ally Rogers. Jamie Hudson. Bad Gurl. AND our very own ring-announcer Jillian Marcia.
Poacher: Not to mention, an article on G-Unit in the hood. G-Unit always representing the homies back home.
King: Coach, the closest you’ve ever been to the hood was the last time you had an oil change.
TM: And folks, on March 21st, the WNC will release it’s first ever DVD entitled Live From the West Coast: The Best of the West Coast Wonder.
King: It will feature some of WCW’s best matches ever and tons of exclusive footage, including this right here.
(We cut to a two minute clip of West Coast Wonder talking about growing up in San Diego.)
TM: And folks, there’s plenty more where that came from.
King: Oh you’ve got that right, TM. The West Coast Wonder’s DVD will be unveiled Tuesday March 14th live at the Radio City Music Hall. And everyone who attend will get an awesome limited edition West Coast Wonder poster. Plus, the band behind WCW’s theme song, “Alone” Sanctus Real will perform an Acoustic set at the show!
TM: Of course, earlier that day, West Coast Wonder and his good friend Hot Stuff Eddie G will both be on hand at City Hall signing autographs between 2 and 4 PM!
Poacher: Absolutely. And not to mention at noon, WCW and Mike Becker will both be part of a ribbon cutting ceremony at city hall with the C.E.O. of the WNC Charles Kennedy AND the Mayor of New York!
King: Wow!
Poacher: And there will be free cofee, pop and cake for everyone who attends!
TM: Plus several interactive displays and I’m hearing rumors of a tug of war featuring several WNC Superstars!
Poacher: Absolutely, but I’v also got to let you know that between 6 and 8 Pm, Countdown and Raw Impact will appear at the HMV on Broadway. Plus, all Wrestling merchandise will be 10% off all day at any HMV in the New York-Metropolitan area.
King: Oh but that’s not it. What about the free show at Central Park on Wednesday, March 15th!
Poacher: Oh absolutely, the WNC’s best will be on hand for a two hour show between 1 and 3 pm featuring Jesse, Countdown, Wrestling God, Sheena Michaels, Kevin Sane, Ty Langston, Metal God, Da Gangsta and the West Coast Wonder all in action.
King: Plus, the Modern Marvel and Mike Becker will be on hand.
Poacher: And not only that, between 2 and 4 that day, Matt Ackerman and the Scott Man will be signing autographs at Central Park. Plus there’s gonna be inflatable games for the kids. And a barbecue, considering TM doesn’t get there first!
TM: Oh ha ha. For just a buck-fifty, you can get a pop and a hot dog with the proceeds going to the Make-A-Wish foundation. WNC superstars, including myself will be on hand cooking the hot dogs. And it’s gonna be rain or shine.
King: And later that evening, the ENTIRE G-Unit will be at the HMV on Broadway between 5 and 7 PM.
Poacher: But folks we’ve got to tell you about WNC Fan Axxess!
King: Of course, staring Thursday at Noon, the WNC’ s Fan Axxes will be live at the Convention center. There will be exclusive merchandise on sale! Including brand new versions of the WNC’s PPV’s Battle Zone, Hellfire and Brimstone, Ultimate Destruction and Hallowed Ground all featuring unaired matches, pre and post match interviews AND music videos.
Poacher: Not to mention, exclusive WNC T-shirts and other merch.
TM: Plus fans can participate in their very own cover shot for WNC’s magazine. For just 5 bucks, the fans can even take home their own copy of WNC the Magazine with them on the cover.
Poacher: And if you want to try and “measure” up to the 7 foot tall 500 pounder, Paul Bunyan, you can do just that as there will be a life size replica of him as well as handprints and footprints.
King: And throughout the day, you can participate in Interactive Trivia and win cool WNC prizes.
Poacher: Plus an obstacle course! One lucky fan each day will have the opportunity to race a WNC superstar!
TM: And you’ll be able to play a demo of WNC BeatDown: The Game, coming this summer to PS2 and X-Box 360.
King: And let’s not forget about the Dunk Tank. Several WNC superstars including myself and the Poacher will be taking part in this dunk tank for a worthy cause. Two bucks gets you three balls and the proceeds go to charity.
TM: You know, I may have to take you up on that. I’d love to dunk Poacher.
Poacher: Oh ha ha. And fans if you think you’re better than TM, which doesn’t take much. You can prove it by recording your own commentary over matches including the main events from BattleZone and Hellfire and Brimstone!
King: Plus inflatable jousting with some WNC superstars getting involved throughout the day!
Poacher: And a barbeque with WNC superstars like the Modern Marvel, Paul Bunyan, Eddie G, Raw Impact, CEO Charles Kennedy and our very own TM will be cooking hot dogs and burgers. Every fan who purchases a ticket gets a coupon for a free burger or hot dog, pop or bottled water AND ice cream or popsicle.
King: And for those of you like TM, if you want more than one, additional tickets will be sold with ALL the proceeds going to charity.
TM: All this and more, including local unsigned bands and DJ’s plus comedians for only 5 bucks!
Poacher: Not to mention, various WNC superstars will be on hand signing autographs. For the schedule and more visit WNC’s official website.
(The lights go dark and the stopwatch counts backwards from five and massive pyro goes off as Saliva’s I Want You kicks in.)
TM: Well, folks when we come back, Countdown gets a title shot as he faces the West Coast Wonder for the WNC Pure Wrestling title.
(Countdown poses at the top of the stage and sparks rain down behind him as we head to commercial.)
We come back from commercial and Countdown is in the ring awaiting his opponent.
DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship. In the ring, the challenger, weighing 245 pounds, from Sydney, Australia, Countdown!
(Alone by Sanctus Real hits to a massive pop!)
And the opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing 220 pounds, he is the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, the West Coast Wonder!
DING DING DING!
WCW and Countdown go for a collar and elbow tie-up, and this should be one hell of a match. Countdown goes for an arm drag and WCW fights free.
(Sold Me by Seether hits.)
TM: What the hell is this? Oh come on, now.
Kid Omen and Dimes run down to the ring and attack Countdown and WCW! What the hell?
(The referee rings the bell indicating a Double Disqualification).
Countdown slips out of the ring and takes off. WCW still in there. Omen and Dimes stomping away on WCW! Oh no! Going for the KO Device! WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES MATT ACKERMAN! SWITCHBACK 05 ON DIMES! Kid Omen charges! Drop Toe Hold! WCW CONNECTS WITH THE 619! ACKERMAN UP TOP! 720 SPLASH! WOW! WHAT A PAIR!
(Ackerman and WCW embrace as we head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercials and NNN and WCW are walking backstage.)
WCW: Man, that was awesome! That 720 Splash was off the hook, Matt!
Matt: Dude, you nailed him with that 619!
(Suddenly Charles Kennedy walks up to them.)
Charles: Well, well, well. You two seem to be getting along fairly well. I have an idea. Next week, it’s going to be you two teaming up against KO’d.
Matt: Alright!
WCW: Woah, woah, woah. I thought I was supposed to defend my Pure Title in the Fatal Four Way match.
Charles: Yeah, about that. Countdown never really got his shot at you tonight so I came up with an idea. At Wrestling Spectacle! It will be you defending your Pure Wrestling Championship inside the ELIMINATION CHAMBER! Against Countdown, Paul Bunyan, Wrestling God and The Scott Man!
WCW: That’s only five people.
Charles: Is it? (Pauses to count.) So it is. Um, then starting next week I will hold a tournament to determine the sixth and final man.
(We head back to ringside.)
TM: Wow! That’s huge news! The West Coast Wonder will defend the Pure Title at Wrestling Spectacle inside an Elimination Chamber!
DING DING DING!
Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, the following is an 8 Man TLC Match for the WNC World Tag Team Championships, the WNC Woman’s Championship AND the keys to a Mercedes Benz!
(Nelly’s Here Comes Da Boom hits to big heat.)
Introducing first, the team of the WNC Woman’s Champion RKO Sledge Angel, Da Gangsta, New York’s Most Wanted and Cena 54!
(Metallica’s Wherever I May Roam hits to a decent pop!)
And their opponents, first the team of Ally Rogers and the WNC World Tag Team Champions, Raw Impact and the Dead Man!
BRRRRRINGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
?
LIE! CHEAT! STEAL!
SAY HELLO TO EDDIE!
LIE CHEAT STEAL!
And their partner, from Melbourne, Australia, by way of Mexico, Hot Stuff Eddie G!
DING DING DING!
Well this match-up is under way. Ally Rogers nails a Lou Thesz Press on RKO! Gangsta and Impact exchanging vicious rights and lefts! Dead Man nails a Big Boot on NYMW! Cena 54 hits a rake of the eyes on Eddie but then charges Eddie and gets back dropped to the outside! Ally throws Rko through the ropes! Dead Man and Impact simultaneously toss NYMW and Gangsta over the top rope! Oh boy! Dead Man and Impact put their hands together near the floor creating a platform! What the hell is Ally Rogers doing! HOLY SH*T! MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE OFF OF DEAD MAN AND IMPACT! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! WHAT AN AMAZING MOVE! Raw Impact and Dead Man go to the outside to grab a ladder! RKO tries to stop them but she gets nailed with the ladder! Eddie G has set up a table on the outside! Eddie G picks up Cena 54! POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! Impact nails a Canadian Destroyer on Gangsta! Dead Man nails a chokeslam! Eddie’s climbing the ladder! FROG SPLASH! NYMW from behind with the Facebuster on Dead Man! Impact nails him with a clothesline and he flies to the outside! Impact runs at him! SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS TAKING OUT NYMW, CENA 54 AND ALLY ROGERS! MY GOD! Eddie’s climbing the ladder! He’s got the belts! Wait a minute! DAMMIT! NO! INSANE GARY LANG JUST GOT IN THE RING! HE JUST PULLED EDDIE OFF THE LADDER! WHAT THE HELL? NO! RKO IS CLIMBING THE OTHER SIDE! DAMMIT! SHE’S GOT THE BELTS!
DING DING DING!
Here are your winners, Cena 54, the WNC Woman’s Champion RKO Sledge Angel and the NEW WNC Tag Team Champions Da Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted!
TM: DAMMIT! NO! G-UNIT STOLE IT AGAIN! Well folks, that’s all the time we have for you tonight! We’ll see you next…..Hold on a second, here. I hear something’ happened backstage. Let’s take you back there.
(We go back to a corridor and see several security guards run past and the camera pan follows them.)
(We go inside a locker room where all the stuff has been trashed. A security guard lies unconcious on the floor. Someone has spraypainted something on the wall. It says I’LL BE BACK!)
TM: What the hell could that mean?
(Suddenly, NYMW, Gangsta, Lang, Cena 54 and RKO rush in and panic.)
NYMW: What the hell happened to our locker room?
Cena 54: Who the hell? I better go check my car!
(Cena 54 darts out to the parking lot and see’s the Merceds driving off!)
(We hear Eddie’s voice as the car drives off.)
Eddie: Haha, Ese! I LIED! THAT’S NOT THE REAL KEY!
(Cena 54 kicks the wall in anger.)
(Meanwhile, back in the G-Unit locker room some police guards are questioning the members.)
Policeman: So, nothing appears to be missing?
Gangsta: No, I have no clue what this is?
NYMW: Who would do such a thing? What the hell does I’LL BE BACK mean?
Gangsta: Yeah, I mean. Jeez. I have no clue.
NYMW: Me neither.
Gangsta: RKO, what about you?
(She gives a blank stare.)
Gangsta: RKO?
RKO: I think I know…..
(We fade to black.)
A caption appears on the screen: In Memory of Mike “Johnny Grunge” Durham.
The WNC logo appears and then fades away. System of a Down’s Revenga kicks in and the BeatDown video is shown as we head live inside the jam-packed Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan.
Immediately, Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen hits to a mixed reaction.
Jillian Marcia: Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome the C.E.O. of World Net Championship wrestling, Charles Kennedy!
Tim Moss: Well folks, welcome to WNC BeatDown here in Detroit, Michigan at the jam-packed Jou Louis Arena!
Larry “The King” Fowler: And tonight TM, so much is on the line in the main event.
Poacher: Absolutely, it’s an 8 man tag match between Raw Impact, Dead Man, Ally Rogers and Hot Stuff Eddie G taking on Da Gangsta, New York’s Most Wanted, Cena 54 and RKO Sledge Angel.
TM: And the WNC Tag Team Titles, the WNC Woman’s championship and the keys to the Mercedes Benz that Eddie G allegedly stole from Cena 54!
Poacher: Allgedly? Give me a break.
Charles Kennedy: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to WNC BeatDown live in Hockey Town!
(Big pop!)
Charles: Now, tonight there will be a huge 8 Man TLC match with a hell of a lot on the line, but I’m here to talk about next week. As many of you saw last week, Hellraiser no-showed and Modern Marvel attempted to call him out. However, I can now confirm that Hellraiser has been REPLACED in their match at WNC’s Wrestling Spectacle! He will be replaced, by MR. REALITY, SHANE WARNER!
(Big Pop!)
TM: WOW! That’s Hellraiser’s alter ego! I never thought we’d see Mr. Reality here in the WNC!
Charles Kennedy: And Mr. Reality will make his in-ring debut next week on WNC BeatDown when he faces X-Pac 360! And folks, I can also confirm that next week, there will be a match between the Modern Marvel AND The Dead Man! But now, on to tonight. As if that 8 Man TLC match isn’t good enough for you guys here. Last week, Countdown ended the West Coast Wonder’s winning streak in the opening match on BeatDown. Tonight he will face West Coast Wonder with the Pure Wrestling Title on the line. Also, tonight, there will be a Triple Threat match featuring Scott Man, Wrestling God and Paul Bunyan. The Winner will face the winner of the WNC Pure Wrestling title next week on BeatDown for the belt! And that match, is going to happen RIGHT NOW!
TM: Wow, the chairman is all business tonight! This is going to be great!
(Longhorn hits to big heat!)
TM: Well folks, Wrestling God has a chance to regain the WNC Pure Title if he wins this triple threat match.
DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is a Triple Threat match scheduled for one fall where the winner will face the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion next week! About to enter the ring, weighing 255 pounds, from High Street, the Wrestling God!
(Six Feet Under’s My Hatred hits to a big pop!)
And the opponents, first weighing 500 pounds, Paul Bunyan!
TM: And there is certainly some animosity between Paul Bunyan and WG after their battles in the past.
(System of a Down’s Old School Hollywood hits to a huge pop!)
TM: And the crowd are on their feet! Listen to this ovation for the young rookie.
And their opponent, from Oakland, California, weighing 230 pounds, the Scott Man!
DING DING DING!
And we are underway! WG and Bunyan stare each other down. WG shoves Bunyan. Bunyan shoves WG and he flies through the ropes! Scott Man from behind Bunyan with a roll-up. One, Two and No! Scott Man trying to capitalize on the animosity between Paul Bunyan and WG and you can’t blame him for that. Scott goes for a Collar and Elbow tie-up and holds his own fairly well considering he’s up against a 500 plus pounder in Paul Bunyan. Bunyan gains the advantage and nails a few hard elbows. Standing elbow drop now from the big man! Bunyan lifts Scott up and nails a vicious looking Scoop Slam! Cover! One, two and No! Wrestling God breaks it up! WG now hammering away on Bunyans back. Bunyan nails a vicious elbow and breaks free. Suplex from the 500 pounder! Scott Man nails a Standing Dropkick on Bunyan. Scott locks in an STF. Well, he knows he can’t lift a 500 pounder over his head too well, so he’s gonna stick to the ground. Bunyan manages to power his way loose after a moment or so. Bunyan gets up holding his arm indicating the move is somewhat effective. WG grabs Bunyan from behind and nails an Impaler DDT. Scott Man picks up WG going for the S-5 but WG fights loose and gets Scott Man up! Last Call! WG then taunts the crowd but turns around and walks into Bunyan! Oh no! CHOKESLAM! ONE! TWO! THRE…NO! SCOTT MAN BROKE UP THE PIN! Scott Man stomping away at Bunyan now! Scott goes to lock in an STF but Bunyan uses his power to stand up and throws Scott into the turnbuckle! Big Chop! Bunyan charges at Scott! Scott nails a Back Body Drop and BUNYAN FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE LANDING HARD! GOOD GOD! WAIT A MINUTE WG FROM BEHIND! Roll-Up! But Scott rolls it through and goes for a big boot! WG catches it and Scott goes for an Enziguri but WG ducks that also! Scott kicks free and he’s got him up! S-5! S-5! S-5! One! Two! NO! WG GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! Scott goes to WG but gets a low blow! Well, it’s no DQ. WG picks up Scott Man and slams him face first into the turnbuckle. WG goes for a superplex. Bunyan’s up! Bunyan goes to Double Superplex Scott Man and they do! Wait a minute! Their shoulders are down! One! Two! Three!
DING DING DING!
What the hell? Who? All three men’s shoulders were on the mat! The referee is just as perplexed as we are!
All three men argue with the referee as we head to commercials.
We come back live and backstage WG, Scott Man and Paul Bunyan are all trying to present their case to Charles Kennedy.
Charles Kennedy: ALL 3 OF YOU SHUT UP! I’ve made a decision next week, West Coast Wonder OR Countdown will face ALL THREE OF YOU in a Fatal Four Way!
(All three men look satisified as we head back to ringside.)
TM: Well it looks as if all 3 men are okay with that.
King: I’ll tell you who’s not okay with that. The West Coast Wonder.
Poacher: Or Countdown! Man, I’m sick of you guys always selling him short.
King: What? I was about to say him too. I would never sell him short. It’s not like I don’t hear about him being the greatest enough. Too bad it’s usually from his own mouth.
Poacher: Okay, Countdown does have a HUGE ego, but he has a reputation to back that up. And here tonight, he FINALLY gets a chance to earn gold in the WNC.
TM: Well what about at Hallowed Ground. He and Scott Man could have won the WNC Tag Titles. Countdown abandoned his partner.
Poacher: Don’t contradict me, TM. And anyways, quit being so damn biased.
TM: I ain’t biased. I call em like I see em. Anyways, the WNC would like to let y’all know that tomorrow, February 21st, the first ever issue of WNC Magazine will be on newstands. It features one of 3 covers featuring Paul Bunyan, the West Coast Wonder and Matt Ackerman.
King: I’m more interested in the section, Divas on Broadway!
TM: Why am I not surprised?
King: Oh come on, TM. Sheena Michaels. Ally Rogers. Jamie Hudson. Bad Gurl. AND our very own ring-announcer Jillian Marcia.
Poacher: Not to mention, an article on G-Unit in the hood. G-Unit always representing the homies back home.
King: Coach, the closest you’ve ever been to the hood was the last time you had an oil change.
TM: And folks, on March 21st, the WNC will release it’s first ever DVD entitled Live From the West Coast: The Best of the West Coast Wonder.
King: It will feature some of WCW’s best matches ever and tons of exclusive footage, including this right here.
(We cut to a two minute clip of West Coast Wonder talking about growing up in San Diego.)
TM: And folks, there’s plenty more where that came from.
King: Oh you’ve got that right, TM. The West Coast Wonder’s DVD will be unveiled Tuesday March 14th live at the Radio City Music Hall. And everyone who attend will get an awesome limited edition West Coast Wonder poster. Plus, the band behind WCW’s theme song, “Alone” Sanctus Real will perform an Acoustic set at the show!
TM: Of course, earlier that day, West Coast Wonder and his good friend Hot Stuff Eddie G will both be on hand at City Hall signing autographs between 2 and 4 PM!
Poacher: Absolutely. And not to mention at noon, WCW and Mike Becker will both be part of a ribbon cutting ceremony at city hall with the C.E.O. of the WNC Charles Kennedy AND the Mayor of New York!
King: Wow!
Poacher: And there will be free cofee, pop and cake for everyone who attends!
TM: Plus several interactive displays and I’m hearing rumors of a tug of war featuring several WNC Superstars!
Poacher: Absolutely, but I’v also got to let you know that between 6 and 8 Pm, Countdown and Raw Impact will appear at the HMV on Broadway. Plus, all Wrestling merchandise will be 10% off all day at any HMV in the New York-Metropolitan area.
King: Oh but that’s not it. What about the free show at Central Park on Wednesday, March 15th!
Poacher: Oh absolutely, the WNC’s best will be on hand for a two hour show between 1 and 3 pm featuring Jesse, Countdown, Wrestling God, Sheena Michaels, Kevin Sane, Ty Langston, Metal God, Da Gangsta and the West Coast Wonder all in action.
King: Plus, the Modern Marvel and Mike Becker will be on hand.
Poacher: And not only that, between 2 and 4 that day, Matt Ackerman and the Scott Man will be signing autographs at Central Park. Plus there’s gonna be inflatable games for the kids. And a barbecue, considering TM doesn’t get there first!
TM: Oh ha ha. For just a buck-fifty, you can get a pop and a hot dog with the proceeds going to the Make-A-Wish foundation. WNC superstars, including myself will be on hand cooking the hot dogs. And it’s gonna be rain or shine.
King: And later that evening, the ENTIRE G-Unit will be at the HMV on Broadway between 5 and 7 PM.
Poacher: But folks we’ve got to tell you about WNC Fan Axxess!
King: Of course, staring Thursday at Noon, the WNC’ s Fan Axxes will be live at the Convention center. There will be exclusive merchandise on sale! Including brand new versions of the WNC’s PPV’s Battle Zone, Hellfire and Brimstone, Ultimate Destruction and Hallowed Ground all featuring unaired matches, pre and post match interviews AND music videos.
Poacher: Not to mention, exclusive WNC T-shirts and other merch.
TM: Plus fans can participate in their very own cover shot for WNC’s magazine. For just 5 bucks, the fans can even take home their own copy of WNC the Magazine with them on the cover.
Poacher: And if you want to try and “measure” up to the 7 foot tall 500 pounder, Paul Bunyan, you can do just that as there will be a life size replica of him as well as handprints and footprints.
King: And throughout the day, you can participate in Interactive Trivia and win cool WNC prizes.
Poacher: Plus an obstacle course! One lucky fan each day will have the opportunity to race a WNC superstar!
TM: And you’ll be able to play a demo of WNC BeatDown: The Game, coming this summer to PS2 and X-Box 360.
King: And let’s not forget about the Dunk Tank. Several WNC superstars including myself and the Poacher will be taking part in this dunk tank for a worthy cause. Two bucks gets you three balls and the proceeds go to charity.
TM: You know, I may have to take you up on that. I’d love to dunk Poacher.
Poacher: Oh ha ha. And fans if you think you’re better than TM, which doesn’t take much. You can prove it by recording your own commentary over matches including the main events from BattleZone and Hellfire and Brimstone!
King: Plus inflatable jousting with some WNC superstars getting involved throughout the day!
Poacher: And a barbeque with WNC superstars like the Modern Marvel, Paul Bunyan, Eddie G, Raw Impact, CEO Charles Kennedy and our very own TM will be cooking hot dogs and burgers. Every fan who purchases a ticket gets a coupon for a free burger or hot dog, pop or bottled water AND ice cream or popsicle.
King: And for those of you like TM, if you want more than one, additional tickets will be sold with ALL the proceeds going to charity.
TM: All this and more, including local unsigned bands and DJ’s plus comedians for only 5 bucks!
Poacher: Not to mention, various WNC superstars will be on hand signing autographs. For the schedule and more visit WNC’s official website.
(The lights go dark and the stopwatch counts backwards from five and massive pyro goes off as Saliva’s I Want You kicks in.)
TM: Well, folks when we come back, Countdown gets a title shot as he faces the West Coast Wonder for the WNC Pure Wrestling title.
(Countdown poses at the top of the stage and sparks rain down behind him as we head to commercial.)
We come back from commercial and Countdown is in the ring awaiting his opponent.
DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship. In the ring, the challenger, weighing 245 pounds, from Sydney, Australia, Countdown!
(Alone by Sanctus Real hits to a massive pop!)
And the opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing 220 pounds, he is the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, the West Coast Wonder!
DING DING DING!
WCW and Countdown go for a collar and elbow tie-up, and this should be one hell of a match. Countdown goes for an arm drag and WCW fights free.
(Sold Me by Seether hits.)
TM: What the hell is this? Oh come on, now.
Kid Omen and Dimes run down to the ring and attack Countdown and WCW! What the hell?
(The referee rings the bell indicating a Double Disqualification).
Countdown slips out of the ring and takes off. WCW still in there. Omen and Dimes stomping away on WCW! Oh no! Going for the KO Device! WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES MATT ACKERMAN! SWITCHBACK 05 ON DIMES! Kid Omen charges! Drop Toe Hold! WCW CONNECTS WITH THE 619! ACKERMAN UP TOP! 720 SPLASH! WOW! WHAT A PAIR!
(Ackerman and WCW embrace as we head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercials and NNN and WCW are walking backstage.)
WCW: Man, that was awesome! That 720 Splash was off the hook, Matt!
Matt: Dude, you nailed him with that 619!
(Suddenly Charles Kennedy walks up to them.)
Charles: Well, well, well. You two seem to be getting along fairly well. I have an idea. Next week, it’s going to be you two teaming up against KO’d.
Matt: Alright!
WCW: Woah, woah, woah. I thought I was supposed to defend my Pure Title in the Fatal Four Way match.
Charles: Yeah, about that. Countdown never really got his shot at you tonight so I came up with an idea. At Wrestling Spectacle! It will be you defending your Pure Wrestling Championship inside the ELIMINATION CHAMBER! Against Countdown, Paul Bunyan, Wrestling God and The Scott Man!
WCW: That’s only five people.
Charles: Is it? (Pauses to count.) So it is. Um, then starting next week I will hold a tournament to determine the sixth and final man.
(We head back to ringside.)
TM: Wow! That’s huge news! The West Coast Wonder will defend the Pure Title at Wrestling Spectacle inside an Elimination Chamber!
DING DING DING!
Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, the following is an 8 Man TLC Match for the WNC World Tag Team Championships, the WNC Woman’s Championship AND the keys to a Mercedes Benz!
(Nelly’s Here Comes Da Boom hits to big heat.)
Introducing first, the team of the WNC Woman’s Champion RKO Sledge Angel, Da Gangsta, New York’s Most Wanted and Cena 54!
(Metallica’s Wherever I May Roam hits to a decent pop!)
And their opponents, first the team of Ally Rogers and the WNC World Tag Team Champions, Raw Impact and the Dead Man!
BRRRRRINGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
? LIE! CHEAT! STEAL!
SAY HELLO TO EDDIE!
LIE CHEAT STEAL!
And their partner, from Melbourne, Australia, by way of Mexico, Hot Stuff Eddie G!
DING DING DING!
Well this match-up is under way. Ally Rogers nails a Lou Thesz Press on RKO! Gangsta and Impact exchanging vicious rights and lefts! Dead Man nails a Big Boot on NYMW! Cena 54 hits a rake of the eyes on Eddie but then charges Eddie and gets back dropped to the outside! Ally throws Rko through the ropes! Dead Man and Impact simultaneously toss NYMW and Gangsta over the top rope! Oh boy! Dead Man and Impact put their hands together near the floor creating a platform! What the hell is Ally Rogers doing! HOLY SH*T! MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE OFF OF DEAD MAN AND IMPACT! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! WHAT AN AMAZING MOVE! Raw Impact and Dead Man go to the outside to grab a ladder! RKO tries to stop them but she gets nailed with the ladder! Eddie G has set up a table on the outside! Eddie G picks up Cena 54! POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! Impact nails a Canadian Destroyer on Gangsta! Dead Man nails a chokeslam! Eddie’s climbing the ladder! FROG SPLASH! NYMW from behind with the Facebuster on Dead Man! Impact nails him with a clothesline and he flies to the outside! Impact runs at him! SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS TAKING OUT NYMW, CENA 54 AND ALLY ROGERS! MY GOD! Eddie’s climbing the ladder! He’s got the belts! Wait a minute! DAMMIT! NO! INSANE GARY LANG JUST GOT IN THE RING! HE JUST PULLED EDDIE OFF THE LADDER! WHAT THE HELL? NO! RKO IS CLIMBING THE OTHER SIDE! DAMMIT! SHE’S GOT THE BELTS!
DING DING DING!
Here are your winners, Cena 54, the WNC Woman’s Champion RKO Sledge Angel and the NEW WNC Tag Team Champions Da Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted!
TM: DAMMIT! NO! G-UNIT STOLE IT AGAIN! Well folks, that’s all the time we have for you tonight! We’ll see you next…..Hold on a second, here. I hear something’ happened backstage. Let’s take you back there.
(We go back to a corridor and see several security guards run past and the camera pan follows them.)
(We go inside a locker room where all the stuff has been trashed. A security guard lies unconcious on the floor. Someone has spraypainted something on the wall. It says I’LL BE BACK!)
TM: What the hell could that mean?
(Suddenly, NYMW, Gangsta, Lang, Cena 54 and RKO rush in and panic.)
NYMW: What the hell happened to our locker room?
Cena 54: Who the hell? I better go check my car!
(Cena 54 darts out to the parking lot and see’s the Merceds driving off!)
(We hear Eddie’s voice as the car drives off.)
Eddie: Haha, Ese! I LIED! THAT’S NOT THE REAL KEY!
(Cena 54 kicks the wall in anger.)
(Meanwhile, back in the G-Unit locker room some police guards are questioning the members.)
Policeman: So, nothing appears to be missing?
Gangsta: No, I have no clue what this is?
NYMW: Who would do such a thing? What the hell does I’LL BE BACK mean?
Gangsta: Yeah, I mean. Jeez. I have no clue.
NYMW: Me neither.
Gangsta: RKO, what about you?
(She gives a blank stare.)
Gangsta: RKO?
RKO: I think I know…..
(We fade to black.)