Post by Mike Jones on Jun 4, 2006 5:10:59 GMT -5
2/27/2006 3:23:41 AM
2/27 WNC BeatDown Results
(The WNC logo appears.)
(System of A Down’s Revenga plays and the BeatDown video plays.)
(Big pyro goes off as our announcers welcome us to WNC BeatDown!)
(Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen hits to a big pop!)
Jillian Marcia: Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome the C.E.O. of World Net Championship wrestling, Charles Kennedy!
Tim Moss: Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome you live to the sold out Hershey Center in Hershey, Pennsylvania! We are less than three weeks away from Wrestling Spectacle! And the C.E.O. Charles Kennedy is all business tonight.
Poacher: Oh, absolutely. Charles Kennedy is always business.
Larry “The King” Fowler: Shh, Poacher. He’s about to talk.
Poacher (whispers): Sorry.
Charles Kennedy: Well, ladies and Gentleman, as you can tell by what happened last week with West Coast Wonder, I’m not very good with math.
(Crowd laughs.)
Charles Kennedy: However, I’ll tell you what I am good at. And that’s giving you, the WNC fans, the BEST show possible!)
(Crowd cheers.)
Charles Kenndy: So as I mentioned earlier, tonight there will be a tournament beginning to determine the sixth entrant into the Elimination Chamber match at Wrestling Spectacle for the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship! Kid Omen will face the Sadistic One! The Noticable Kevin Sane will face Dimes! Insane Gary Lang will face Hot Stuff Eddie G! And a former Pure Wrestling Champion Raw Impact will face Sheen Michaels!
(Crowd cheers.)
Charles Kenndy: Oh but that’s not all. As many of you read on WNC.Com, Matt Ackerman and the West Coast Wonder DEFEATED Da Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted to win the WNC Tag Team titles at a house show!
(Big pop!)
Charles Kennedy: So tonight, Da Gangsta and NYMW will use their rematch clause in the main event!)
(Sold Me by Seether hits to big heat as Dimes and Kid Omen come out.)
Kid Omen: Hey, Mr. CEO. We were supposed to face those no good punks Ackerman and WCW tonight! Now, I want a shot at those tag titles! So what’dya say. KO’d vs. West Coast Wonder and Matt Ackerman with th tag titles on the line.
Charles Kennedy: I don’t like to be interruptd but I can see why you’re upset. Unfortunately there is nothing I can do right now. Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted have their rematch clause and I am obligated to fullfill that. However, I AM Willing to compromise. At Wrestling Spectacle, it’s gonna be the team who lost the belts last week, Dead Man and Raw Impact facing KO’d and the winners of tonight’s main event in a Triple Threat Tag Team Elimination…..
(Sugar We’re Going Down by Fall Out Boy hits to a nice pop as the Buzzed Bunny and Big Smoke come out.)
Poacher: Oh, what now?
Big Smoke: Yo, C.E.O. How’s about letting the Buzzed Bunny and the Crack Daddy, Big Smoke in that match, eh?
Charles: Who the hell do you think you are? YOU SONS OF BITCHES HAVE NO RIGHT TO INTERRUPT ME! AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU ARE BOTH FIRRREEEEE. (He takes a deep breath.) Sorry, I lost my temper there. Listen, I’m trying to remain positive, so yeah, what the hell, it’ll be Dead Man and Raw Impact vs. KO’d vs. Big Smoke and Buzzed Bunny vs. the winners of tonight’s match in a four team Tag Team Elimination match for the WNC World Tag Team Titles at Wrestling Spectacle!
(All four men look satisified as they exchange looks.)
Charles: Oh, and as for Dimes. You get your ass down here right now. Cuz, you’re match is RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!
(Big pop!)
(Nightmare of Eden hits to a decent pop!)
DING DING DING!
Jillian Marcia: The following is a tournament Quarter finals match to determine the sixth man in the elimination chamber match for the WNC pure Wrestling Championship at Wrestling Spectacle. Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing 240 pounds, The Noticeable Kevin Sane!
And in the ring, from New York City, weighing 220 pounds, Dimes!
TM: Well folks, it’s been a while since we’ve seen Kevin Sane in a WNC ring. He recently underwent ankle surgery which kept hin out of action for just over a month. The young rookie getting a decent reaction here tonight. At just 22 years old, he’s already got a large following in Japan.
DING DING DING!
TM: And our first match of the evening is underway as Dimes and Sane go for a collar and elbow tie-up. Tonight, lots of stuff happening including G-Unit excersising their rematch clauses for the tag belts.
King: Yeah, not only that, the Modern Marvel will face The Dead Man.
Poacher; And Mr. Reality Shane Warner will debut to take on X-Pac 360.
King: Plus a huge tag match involving four of the men who will face off in that Elimination Chamber match that these two men are trying to qualify four.
TM: This will be the first of three quarter-finals for tonight as Kevin Sane attempts to hook in a Modified Standing Cobra Clutch. Dimes is able to shake free but Kevin Sane nails an Inverted Neckbreaker! Incredible offense there!
King: Oh, you’re right, TM. Sane may have born in Las Vegas but he’s spent the last six or seven years of his life in Japan, so you know he has a completely different style.
TM: And many wrestlers aren’t prepared for that. Dimes counters an attempted German Suplex with a hard elbow and nails a Rolling DDT.
Poacher: Well, Dimes seems to be doing pretty well.
TM: Well, no doubt about that. Dimes is a phenomenal athlete. Whether or not you can stand him as a human being is another story.
Dimes goes for an Inverted DDT but Sane counters. Oh my God! Piledriver! Sane goes for a Body Slam! Into a Reverse Spinning DDT! OH MY GOD! THE N-CONNECTION! Now Sane locks in the Sane Effect leglock! He taps! He taps! Dime tapped out!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner by Submission, the Noticeable Kevin Sane!
TM: Well folks, Kevin Sane advances to round two. We’ll be right back after this commercial.
(Kevin Sane celebrates in the ring as we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and we are taken to a dark room. We hear a voice.)
Mysterious voice: Now you rats know that I’m coming. G-Unit will never stand when I’m around. I’m coming for all you sons of bitches. Sooner than you think.
(We head backstage and several WNC superstars are gathered around a TV backstage.)
Ty Langston: So who do you guys think it is?
Scott Man: I dunno, man.
West Coast Wonder: If you listen real closely, you’ll hear the sound of nobody caring.
Scott Man: You don’t think it’s the Riddler or nothing?
(Both laugh.)
Mike Becker: I bet you it’s J-Master again. Come on, J-Master, reveal yourself you little puke! J-Master!
J-Master: What?
(Becker turns around, shocked.)
J-Master: Hey it’s not me this time. I don’t know who the hell this guy is.
(Becker shrugs as we head to G-Unit’s locker room. NYMW and Da Gangsta are taping their wrists. Insane Gary Lang is punching a bag in the background. Cena 54 is pacing in the front. RKO is pacing near the back.)
Da Gangsta: Look, man, whoever this guy is. We need to be focused on tonight.
NYMW: I know that, man. I’m ready. Gary, what about you.
Gary: Damn right.
NYMW: Good, you gonna kick that car-stealin’ Eddie’s ass tonight, bros.
Cena 54: You’re damn right he is, and when he’s through with him, then I’m gonna…. I’m gonna….
NYMW: What, man?
Cena 54: I dunno. I haven’t decided yet. But he’ll get his soon enough. Just like whoever sacked our locker room last night.
NYMW: Yeah, man. Speaking of which, RKO hasn’t said a word all week. Who the hell do you think it is?
RKO: As a matter of fact, I was just on my way out there to call his ass out!
(We head back to ringside.)
King: Did she say she’s coming out here?
(Mercy Fate’s Burn In My Light hits to big heat as RKO Sledge Angel heads to the ring.)
TM: Well, obviously yes.
(RKO gets in the ring and grabs a mic immediately.)
RKO: To hell with this. I’m not messing around. I know you’re back there, you double-crossing son of a bitch.
(Nothing.)
RKO: Come on, I know you’re out there.
(Still nothing.)
RKO: Get your ass out here and fight me like a ma……
(Mr. Brightside by the Killers hits to a mixed reaction at first.)
TM: What the hell is this?
King: What do you mean what is this? It’s Ally Rogers.
TM: I know that. But what is she doing out here?
King: Who cares? When you’re as hot as she is, you can come out whenever you want.
(Ally gets in the ring and grabs RKO’s mic.)
Ally: RKO! I don’t give a damn about your little invader problem! I want a shot at your Woman’s title, and I want it right now!
(Hell’s Bells by AC/DC hits to another mixed reaction.)
TM: What now?
King: Oh, come on, TM. The more the merrier!
(Bad Gurl stays on the stage with a microphone.)
Bad Gurl: Ally Rogers? You think you deserve a shot at the Woman’s Champion. Girl, you’ve only been in one match! I’ve busted my ass in this business for years! I’m the REAL number one contender out here, and if you think you can leap frog over me cuz your skanky ass peaks out of your skirt, then you can think again, bitch!
King: I like that it peaks out of her….never mind.
Ally: You’ve busted your ass in this business? If that’s some kind of euphamism for anal sex, I don’t wanna hear about it!
King: Oh my God!
TM: King, get a hold of yourself! WAIT A MINUTE, now!
(Bad Gurl runs at Ally Rogers and the two cat fight! RKO sneaks out of the ring and walks towards the stage.)
King: Yes! Rip her shirt off!
TM: King!
(Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen hits to a big pop and the C.E.O. comes out. Bad Gurl and Ally stop fighting. RKO continues walking.)
Charles: Stop it right now! Right now! You two are gonna face each other!
(Crowd cheers. Ally and Bad Gurl stare each other down.)
Charles: And the winner will face RKO Sledge Angel for the Woman’s Title next week!
(RKO turns around suddenly and starts yelling at Charles.)
RKO: (Yelling so loud, she doesn’t need a microphone) What the hell did these two whores do to deserve a shot at my title? They’ve got nothing on me!
Charles: SHUTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(RKO shuts up and then storms off to the back.)
Charles: Get a referee out here!
(Bad Gurl and Ally Rogers begin to duke it out as the referee runs down the stage.)
Poacher: Man these girls aren’t even gonna wait for the ref!
(The ref gets in the ring and rings the bell!)
DING DING DING!
Ally and Bad Gurl roll around for a minute. Bad Gurl locks in an arm-wringer. Ally screams in pain.
King: Uh-Oh, TM! I think Ally’s a screamer!
TM: Will you stop?
Ally counters by throwing Bad Gurl over her back. She then hits a dropkick which connects right in the face! Ouch! Ally Rogers heads to the turnbuckle! OH MY GOD! SHOOTING STAR PRESS! WOW! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Ally Rogers!
(Ally Rogers celebrates while the referee checks on Bad Gurl who appears to have a broken nose as there is blood everywhere as we head backstage.)
(Kid Omen is in a dark room with a candle in front of him.)
Kid Omen: The Sadistic One? Well, well, well. Do you really think you can beat me? You’re nothing compared to me! What you need to do is pack your bags and leave while you still can! All you’re going to do is embarrass yourself! Well, Sadistic One. You’re time is running out! Tick, Tock. Tick, Tock. Your life is flashing before your eyes.
(The candle flickers frantically.)
Kid Omen: So Sadistic! Be ready to go to hell! THE SAINT HAS SPOKEN!
(The candle goes out and the cameras fade to black as we go to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and Sum 41’s No Reason is playing as we head to ringside.)
TM: Ladies and Gentleman, in less than three weeks, the WNC presents it’s biggest Pay-Per-View ever, Wrestling Spectacle. Live from Madison Square Garden on Sunday, March 19th only on Pay Per View.
King: And you’re listening to the theme song. It’s called No Reason and it’s by Sum 41! Their album Chuck is in stores now!
Poacher: And, Sum 41 will be performing this song live to open up Wrestling Spectacle!
King: Wow!
Poacher: Yeah, and then I’m gonna be hanging out with the boys.
King: Right.
(Disturbed’s 10 Thousand Fists hits to a decent pop!)
TM: Oh boy! Business is about to pick up!
DING DING DING!
Jillian Marcia: The following is a tournament Quarter finals match to determine the sixth man in the elimination chamber match for the WNC pure Wrestling Championship at Wrestling Spectacle. Introducing first from Dallas, Texas, weighing 280 pounds, The Sadistic One!
(New Church hits to big heat.)
And the opponent from Saint Kitt’s and Nevis, weighing 115 pounds, he is the Saint, Kid Omen!
TSO and Omen go for a collar and elbow tie-up as the referee rings the bell.
DING DING DING!
Kid Omen gets behind TSO looking for a German Suplex.
King: Come on, is he serious?
TM: Kid Omen weighing 115, TSO weighs 280. Sadistic One elbows out of it and decides to go for a cover. Barely even a one count. TSO picks up Omen looking for a Sit-Down Power Bomb but Omen hits a Hurracanrana! Wow! Omen picks up TSO going for The Saint Suplex.
Poacher: Which technically isn’t a suplex.
King: Right, it’s a stalling brainbuster.
TM: Well be that as it may, Kid Omen almost has Sadistic off his feet. But Sadistic’s strength proves to be too much as he throws Omen off. Sadistic picks up Omen but Omen lands on his feet and nails a Facebuster. Oh my! Kid Omen locks in the Rear Naked Choke! He could do it here! He could have it! OH MY GOD! Sadisitc One just threw Omen off of him and Omen flies through the rops! Holy cow! What strength! Sadistic is feeling it now! Omen comes in! Springboard Leg Drop! Omen hammering away on TSO! Flying Elbow off the top! Cover! One, Two and Sadistic throws Kid Omen off of him! SICKENING CLOTHESLINE FROM TSO! SPINEBUSTER! Oh no! He’s going for the Sadistic Bomb! Omen counters! OH MY GOD! SAINT SUPLEX! SAINT SUPLEX! ONE! TWO! THRE….NO! WHAT THE HELL? SADISTIC GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! Kid Omen up top! Signals for the Swanton Leg Drop that he calls the Kid Omen Flip! Oh no, TSO is up! Going for a Superplex! He’s got Omen up! Omen lands on his feet! WHAT THE HELL IS HE TRYING TO DO! HOLY COW! HE POWERBOMBED TSO OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! Amazing! Cover! One, Two and No! Sadistic One kicks out again! Kid Omen singals for the Kid Omen flip again but Sadistic just nipped up! Wow, amazing agility! Sadistic nails the Sadistic Clothesline! Into the Half Nelson Suplex! Oh no! Sadistic is up top! What the hell? He’s signalling for a Leg Drop! Omen is up! OH MY GOD! SUPERPLEX! Omen wastes no time and he’s up top! KID OMEN FLIP CONNECTS! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE SAINT KID OMEN!
MY GOD WHAT A MATCH! HOW THE HELL DID KID OMEN WIN! KID OMEN ADVANCES!
(Kid Omen celebrates in the ring as we head to commercial.)
(We come back and our announcers are at ringside.)
TM: Well folks, the Road to Wrestling Spectacle continues. We’ve already had the Noticeable Kevin Sane and The Saint Kid Omen advance. And folks, what a match we just witnessed between Kid Omen and the Sadistic One!
Poacher: Absolutely. That’s what I love about the WNC. No holds barred, baby.
BRINGGGGGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
(Hotstuff by Unknown Latin Band plays to a big pop!)
TM: Well folks, check it out. Eddie G’s got new music!
DING DING DING!
Jillian Marcia: The following is a tournament Quarter finals match to determine the sixth man in the elimination chamber match for the WNC pure Wrestling Championship at Wrestling Spectacle. Introducing first from Melbourne, Australia by way of Mexico, weighing 225 pounds, Hot Stuff Eddie G!
(We head backstage and we see Cena 54 giving last minute instructions to Insane Gary Lang.)
TM: Well folks, we’ve already seen two great matches tonight. And this should be another one.
Poacher: Let me guess, TM. This gonna be a bonafide slobberknocker.
TM: You’re damn right about that.
IT’S TIME FOR YOUR MEDICATION, MR. BROWN!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Madhouse by Anthrax plays to mostly heat.)
And the opponent, from the Asylum, weighing 290 pounds, Insane Gary Lang!
TM: And of course, Insane Gary Lang’s theme song is called “Madhouse” and it’s by the legendary Metal band, Anthrax!
King: Shh, TM. Don’t say that, you’ll start a panic.
TM: I was talking about the band.
King: Oh, right.
Poacher: And of course, my boys in Anthrax are now re-united and they will be playing live not only at WNC’s Wrestling Spectacle but the night before at the Awards Show!
TM: And folks, be sure to check out Anthrax’s brand new DVD/CD Pack, Anthrology: No Hit Wonders.
Poacher: Absolutely, TM. It features the band’s best from 1985-1991.
TM: And folks, it definetly has been a “mad house” in here thus far, and we are far from over.
DING DING DING!
Eddie and Lang tie-up as the referee rings the bell. Eddie tries to hit a Snap Suplex on Lang but Lang breaks free with an elbow to the back of the head. Lang now with clubbing blow’s to Eddie’s midsection. Eddie breaks free and nails a standing dropkick! Inverted Atomic Drop now from Eddie! Suplex! He swings the hips and hits a second! And a third! Three amigo’s! Wow! Eddie is feeling froggy!
Poacher: Already?
TM: Eddie up top! Wait a minute. What the hell?
Cena 54 comes to ringside. Eddie glances at him! Oh no! Lang is up! Superplex! One! Two! Thre….NO! Eddie kicked out! Lang yells at the ref! Eddie from behind with a school boy! Tights! One! Two! NO! Lang barely kicked out! Eddie runs at Lang and walks into a Spinebuster! Now a scoop slam from Lang! Lang goes to pick Eddie up but gets a thumb to the eyes! Eddie now coming off the ropes! Son of a…..Cena 54 just grabbed his leg! No! YAKUZA KICK! DAMNIT! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Insane Gary Lang!
TM: Dammit!
Poacher: Well, he said he would get him back!
(Cena 54 and Lang hightail it up the ramp while Eddie glares at Cena.)
(We head backstage and Ally Rogers is giving Dead Man a back rub. Someone walks in the door.)
Male: You’re up, Dead Man.
Dead Man: Thanks.
Ally: Good luck.
(They embrace and King giggles as we head to commercial.)
DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
(Metallica’s Wherever I May Roam hits.)
Introducing first, from Death Valley, being accompanied by Ally Rogers, The Dead Man!
TM: Well folks, Dead Man was one half of the tag champs last week. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Ally Rogers gets a shot at the Woman’s Champion RKO Sledge Angel next week on BeatDown! And folks, we can confirm that Bad Gurl does indeed have a broken nose after that hellacious match between those two.
(Concrete Sledge by Pantera hits to a mixed reaction.)
And the opponent, from Battle Ground, Indiana, weighing 266 pounds, The Modern Marvel!
TM: Well, Marvel will face Mr. Reality, Shane Warner in the first EVER Chicken-Wire Steel Cage match on Sunday, March 19th at Wrestling Spectacle only on Pay Per View. Both men fairly popular with the fans here in the WNC so you can bet there’s going to be another mixed reaction at Madison Square Garden in under three weeks.
DING DING DING!
Well this match is under-way. Dead Man and Marvel go for a collar and elbow tie-up when suddenly…..
(Lights go out.)
TM: What the hell?
(Lights come back on. Nothing.)
King: Well, that was weird.
Marvel cautiously looks around and then runs up to Dead Man but he walks into a Big Boot! Overhead Suplex from the Dead Man! Dead Man up top signalling for a Flying Lariat! But Marvel moves out of the way! Dead Man stumbles briefly, may have tweaked his knee! Marvel charges looking to take advantage but walks into a running powerslam! Leg Drop now from Dead Man but Marvel moved! Marvel takes advantage now! Wow! Swinging Neckbreaker! Marvel picks up Dead Man looking for a Fisherman’s Suplex but Dead Man boots free! Wow what a clothesline from Dead Man! Dead Man now picks up Marvel and Irish Whips him into the corner! Dead Man charges but Marvel pulls himself up and uses his legs for a Sunset Flip! Roll-up! One Two and No! Dead Man grabbed the rope! Good ring presence there! Marvel picks up Dead Man looking for a Backbreaker but Dead Man counters with a few hard punches! Dead Man now with a DDT! Dead Man goes for an armbar takedown but Marvel breaks free and he sends Dead Man into the corner! Marvel charges, but this time Dead Man pulls himself up looking for the headscissor Takedown! But Marvel caught him! F-U! He’s looking for the FU! But Dead Man is holding onto the top rope! Dead Man kicks free! Looking for a Running Big Boot but Marvel counters with an amazing Capture Suplex! Marvel goes up top! Roaring Elbow connects! One! Two! Three!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, the Modern Marv……
(Lights go out!)
TM: Oh no. What now?
(The Broken by Fireball Ministry hits to a big pop!)
TM: Wait a minute? That’s Shane Warner’s theme! But I don’t see Mr. Reality anywhere!
Poacher: Look out behind you!
TM: My God! Mr. Reality just came through the crowd and he is hammering the hell out of Marvel!
Marvel rolls out of the ring. Mr. Reality yells at him to come back in the ring. WAIT A MINUTE! X-PAC FROM BEHIND WITH MR. TRASHCAN! HE CRACKED MR. REALITY OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD. X-Pac yells at the ref to ring the bell! No! Not like this!
DING DING DING!
X-Pac goes for the cover as Mr. Reality is down! One, Two, Thre…NO! Mr. Reality kicked out! Thank God! X-Pac yells at the ref but then see’s Mr. Reality starting to stir! X-Pac now with a missile dropkick! Mr. Reality just hopped up! X-Pac with a barrage of left’s and rights! But Mr. Reality shoved him down! Hes got X-Pac up for a powerbomb! X-Pac counters! X-FACTOR! One! Two! NO! Mr. Reality kicked out! X-Pac picks up Reality but he goes for a chokeslam! X-Pac gets a kick to the mid-section and hits a Spinning Kick knocking Mr. Reality into the turnbuckle! X-Pac with a running dropkick! Uh-Oh! BRONCO BUSTER! Mr. Reality shoves him off! Oh no! X-Pac with the Diamond Cutter! He’s going for XXX! He’s up top! Looking for the Shooting Star Press! But Mr. Reality grabbed the top rope and X-Pac sacked himself! Mr. Reality up top now! Lookng for a Superplex! But he throws him stomach first onto the ropes! Mr. Reality climbs up to the second rope now! Is he gonna Powerbomb X-Pac! Oh my God! He lifts him up! NO! DON’T DO IT! NO! OH MY GOD! PILEDRIVER OFF THE SECOND ROPE! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! THE DEAD END CONNECTS! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, MR. REALITY SHANE WARNER!
(Warner immediately runs to the back. We catch up with him backstage in the parking lot just as Marvel jumps into a Taxi which speeds off. Mr. Reality kicks things in the parking lot in frustration as we head to commercial.)
2/27 WNC BeatDown Results
(The WNC logo appears.)
(System of A Down’s Revenga plays and the BeatDown video plays.)
(Big pyro goes off as our announcers welcome us to WNC BeatDown!)
(Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen hits to a big pop!)
Jillian Marcia: Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome the C.E.O. of World Net Championship wrestling, Charles Kennedy!
Tim Moss: Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome you live to the sold out Hershey Center in Hershey, Pennsylvania! We are less than three weeks away from Wrestling Spectacle! And the C.E.O. Charles Kennedy is all business tonight.
Poacher: Oh, absolutely. Charles Kennedy is always business.
Larry “The King” Fowler: Shh, Poacher. He’s about to talk.
Poacher (whispers): Sorry.
Charles Kennedy: Well, ladies and Gentleman, as you can tell by what happened last week with West Coast Wonder, I’m not very good with math.
(Crowd laughs.)
Charles Kennedy: However, I’ll tell you what I am good at. And that’s giving you, the WNC fans, the BEST show possible!)
(Crowd cheers.)
Charles Kenndy: So as I mentioned earlier, tonight there will be a tournament beginning to determine the sixth entrant into the Elimination Chamber match at Wrestling Spectacle for the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship! Kid Omen will face the Sadistic One! The Noticable Kevin Sane will face Dimes! Insane Gary Lang will face Hot Stuff Eddie G! And a former Pure Wrestling Champion Raw Impact will face Sheen Michaels!
(Crowd cheers.)
Charles Kenndy: Oh but that’s not all. As many of you read on WNC.Com, Matt Ackerman and the West Coast Wonder DEFEATED Da Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted to win the WNC Tag Team titles at a house show!
(Big pop!)
Charles Kennedy: So tonight, Da Gangsta and NYMW will use their rematch clause in the main event!)
(Sold Me by Seether hits to big heat as Dimes and Kid Omen come out.)
Kid Omen: Hey, Mr. CEO. We were supposed to face those no good punks Ackerman and WCW tonight! Now, I want a shot at those tag titles! So what’dya say. KO’d vs. West Coast Wonder and Matt Ackerman with th tag titles on the line.
Charles Kennedy: I don’t like to be interruptd but I can see why you’re upset. Unfortunately there is nothing I can do right now. Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted have their rematch clause and I am obligated to fullfill that. However, I AM Willing to compromise. At Wrestling Spectacle, it’s gonna be the team who lost the belts last week, Dead Man and Raw Impact facing KO’d and the winners of tonight’s main event in a Triple Threat Tag Team Elimination…..
(Sugar We’re Going Down by Fall Out Boy hits to a nice pop as the Buzzed Bunny and Big Smoke come out.)
Poacher: Oh, what now?
Big Smoke: Yo, C.E.O. How’s about letting the Buzzed Bunny and the Crack Daddy, Big Smoke in that match, eh?
Charles: Who the hell do you think you are? YOU SONS OF BITCHES HAVE NO RIGHT TO INTERRUPT ME! AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU ARE BOTH FIRRREEEEE. (He takes a deep breath.) Sorry, I lost my temper there. Listen, I’m trying to remain positive, so yeah, what the hell, it’ll be Dead Man and Raw Impact vs. KO’d vs. Big Smoke and Buzzed Bunny vs. the winners of tonight’s match in a four team Tag Team Elimination match for the WNC World Tag Team Titles at Wrestling Spectacle!
(All four men look satisified as they exchange looks.)
Charles: Oh, and as for Dimes. You get your ass down here right now. Cuz, you’re match is RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!
(Big pop!)
(Nightmare of Eden hits to a decent pop!)
DING DING DING!
Jillian Marcia: The following is a tournament Quarter finals match to determine the sixth man in the elimination chamber match for the WNC pure Wrestling Championship at Wrestling Spectacle. Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing 240 pounds, The Noticeable Kevin Sane!
And in the ring, from New York City, weighing 220 pounds, Dimes!
TM: Well folks, it’s been a while since we’ve seen Kevin Sane in a WNC ring. He recently underwent ankle surgery which kept hin out of action for just over a month. The young rookie getting a decent reaction here tonight. At just 22 years old, he’s already got a large following in Japan.
DING DING DING!
TM: And our first match of the evening is underway as Dimes and Sane go for a collar and elbow tie-up. Tonight, lots of stuff happening including G-Unit excersising their rematch clauses for the tag belts.
King: Yeah, not only that, the Modern Marvel will face The Dead Man.
Poacher; And Mr. Reality Shane Warner will debut to take on X-Pac 360.
King: Plus a huge tag match involving four of the men who will face off in that Elimination Chamber match that these two men are trying to qualify four.
TM: This will be the first of three quarter-finals for tonight as Kevin Sane attempts to hook in a Modified Standing Cobra Clutch. Dimes is able to shake free but Kevin Sane nails an Inverted Neckbreaker! Incredible offense there!
King: Oh, you’re right, TM. Sane may have born in Las Vegas but he’s spent the last six or seven years of his life in Japan, so you know he has a completely different style.
TM: And many wrestlers aren’t prepared for that. Dimes counters an attempted German Suplex with a hard elbow and nails a Rolling DDT.
Poacher: Well, Dimes seems to be doing pretty well.
TM: Well, no doubt about that. Dimes is a phenomenal athlete. Whether or not you can stand him as a human being is another story.
Dimes goes for an Inverted DDT but Sane counters. Oh my God! Piledriver! Sane goes for a Body Slam! Into a Reverse Spinning DDT! OH MY GOD! THE N-CONNECTION! Now Sane locks in the Sane Effect leglock! He taps! He taps! Dime tapped out!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner by Submission, the Noticeable Kevin Sane!
TM: Well folks, Kevin Sane advances to round two. We’ll be right back after this commercial.
(Kevin Sane celebrates in the ring as we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and we are taken to a dark room. We hear a voice.)
Mysterious voice: Now you rats know that I’m coming. G-Unit will never stand when I’m around. I’m coming for all you sons of bitches. Sooner than you think.
(We head backstage and several WNC superstars are gathered around a TV backstage.)
Ty Langston: So who do you guys think it is?
Scott Man: I dunno, man.
West Coast Wonder: If you listen real closely, you’ll hear the sound of nobody caring.
Scott Man: You don’t think it’s the Riddler or nothing?
(Both laugh.)
Mike Becker: I bet you it’s J-Master again. Come on, J-Master, reveal yourself you little puke! J-Master!
J-Master: What?
(Becker turns around, shocked.)
J-Master: Hey it’s not me this time. I don’t know who the hell this guy is.
(Becker shrugs as we head to G-Unit’s locker room. NYMW and Da Gangsta are taping their wrists. Insane Gary Lang is punching a bag in the background. Cena 54 is pacing in the front. RKO is pacing near the back.)
Da Gangsta: Look, man, whoever this guy is. We need to be focused on tonight.
NYMW: I know that, man. I’m ready. Gary, what about you.
Gary: Damn right.
NYMW: Good, you gonna kick that car-stealin’ Eddie’s ass tonight, bros.
Cena 54: You’re damn right he is, and when he’s through with him, then I’m gonna…. I’m gonna….
NYMW: What, man?
Cena 54: I dunno. I haven’t decided yet. But he’ll get his soon enough. Just like whoever sacked our locker room last night.
NYMW: Yeah, man. Speaking of which, RKO hasn’t said a word all week. Who the hell do you think it is?
RKO: As a matter of fact, I was just on my way out there to call his ass out!
(We head back to ringside.)
King: Did she say she’s coming out here?
(Mercy Fate’s Burn In My Light hits to big heat as RKO Sledge Angel heads to the ring.)
TM: Well, obviously yes.
(RKO gets in the ring and grabs a mic immediately.)
RKO: To hell with this. I’m not messing around. I know you’re back there, you double-crossing son of a bitch.
(Nothing.)
RKO: Come on, I know you’re out there.
(Still nothing.)
RKO: Get your ass out here and fight me like a ma……
(Mr. Brightside by the Killers hits to a mixed reaction at first.)
TM: What the hell is this?
King: What do you mean what is this? It’s Ally Rogers.
TM: I know that. But what is she doing out here?
King: Who cares? When you’re as hot as she is, you can come out whenever you want.
(Ally gets in the ring and grabs RKO’s mic.)
Ally: RKO! I don’t give a damn about your little invader problem! I want a shot at your Woman’s title, and I want it right now!
(Hell’s Bells by AC/DC hits to another mixed reaction.)
TM: What now?
King: Oh, come on, TM. The more the merrier!
(Bad Gurl stays on the stage with a microphone.)
Bad Gurl: Ally Rogers? You think you deserve a shot at the Woman’s Champion. Girl, you’ve only been in one match! I’ve busted my ass in this business for years! I’m the REAL number one contender out here, and if you think you can leap frog over me cuz your skanky ass peaks out of your skirt, then you can think again, bitch!
King: I like that it peaks out of her….never mind.
Ally: You’ve busted your ass in this business? If that’s some kind of euphamism for anal sex, I don’t wanna hear about it!
King: Oh my God!
TM: King, get a hold of yourself! WAIT A MINUTE, now!
(Bad Gurl runs at Ally Rogers and the two cat fight! RKO sneaks out of the ring and walks towards the stage.)
King: Yes! Rip her shirt off!
TM: King!
(Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen hits to a big pop and the C.E.O. comes out. Bad Gurl and Ally stop fighting. RKO continues walking.)
Charles: Stop it right now! Right now! You two are gonna face each other!
(Crowd cheers. Ally and Bad Gurl stare each other down.)
Charles: And the winner will face RKO Sledge Angel for the Woman’s Title next week!
(RKO turns around suddenly and starts yelling at Charles.)
RKO: (Yelling so loud, she doesn’t need a microphone) What the hell did these two whores do to deserve a shot at my title? They’ve got nothing on me!
Charles: SHUTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(RKO shuts up and then storms off to the back.)
Charles: Get a referee out here!
(Bad Gurl and Ally Rogers begin to duke it out as the referee runs down the stage.)
Poacher: Man these girls aren’t even gonna wait for the ref!
(The ref gets in the ring and rings the bell!)
DING DING DING!
Ally and Bad Gurl roll around for a minute. Bad Gurl locks in an arm-wringer. Ally screams in pain.
King: Uh-Oh, TM! I think Ally’s a screamer!
TM: Will you stop?
Ally counters by throwing Bad Gurl over her back. She then hits a dropkick which connects right in the face! Ouch! Ally Rogers heads to the turnbuckle! OH MY GOD! SHOOTING STAR PRESS! WOW! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Ally Rogers!
(Ally Rogers celebrates while the referee checks on Bad Gurl who appears to have a broken nose as there is blood everywhere as we head backstage.)
(Kid Omen is in a dark room with a candle in front of him.)
Kid Omen: The Sadistic One? Well, well, well. Do you really think you can beat me? You’re nothing compared to me! What you need to do is pack your bags and leave while you still can! All you’re going to do is embarrass yourself! Well, Sadistic One. You’re time is running out! Tick, Tock. Tick, Tock. Your life is flashing before your eyes.
(The candle flickers frantically.)
Kid Omen: So Sadistic! Be ready to go to hell! THE SAINT HAS SPOKEN!
(The candle goes out and the cameras fade to black as we go to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and Sum 41’s No Reason is playing as we head to ringside.)
TM: Ladies and Gentleman, in less than three weeks, the WNC presents it’s biggest Pay-Per-View ever, Wrestling Spectacle. Live from Madison Square Garden on Sunday, March 19th only on Pay Per View.
King: And you’re listening to the theme song. It’s called No Reason and it’s by Sum 41! Their album Chuck is in stores now!
Poacher: And, Sum 41 will be performing this song live to open up Wrestling Spectacle!
King: Wow!
Poacher: Yeah, and then I’m gonna be hanging out with the boys.
King: Right.
(Disturbed’s 10 Thousand Fists hits to a decent pop!)
TM: Oh boy! Business is about to pick up!
DING DING DING!
Jillian Marcia: The following is a tournament Quarter finals match to determine the sixth man in the elimination chamber match for the WNC pure Wrestling Championship at Wrestling Spectacle. Introducing first from Dallas, Texas, weighing 280 pounds, The Sadistic One!
(New Church hits to big heat.)
And the opponent from Saint Kitt’s and Nevis, weighing 115 pounds, he is the Saint, Kid Omen!
TSO and Omen go for a collar and elbow tie-up as the referee rings the bell.
DING DING DING!
Kid Omen gets behind TSO looking for a German Suplex.
King: Come on, is he serious?
TM: Kid Omen weighing 115, TSO weighs 280. Sadistic One elbows out of it and decides to go for a cover. Barely even a one count. TSO picks up Omen looking for a Sit-Down Power Bomb but Omen hits a Hurracanrana! Wow! Omen picks up TSO going for The Saint Suplex.
Poacher: Which technically isn’t a suplex.
King: Right, it’s a stalling brainbuster.
TM: Well be that as it may, Kid Omen almost has Sadistic off his feet. But Sadistic’s strength proves to be too much as he throws Omen off. Sadistic picks up Omen but Omen lands on his feet and nails a Facebuster. Oh my! Kid Omen locks in the Rear Naked Choke! He could do it here! He could have it! OH MY GOD! Sadisitc One just threw Omen off of him and Omen flies through the rops! Holy cow! What strength! Sadistic is feeling it now! Omen comes in! Springboard Leg Drop! Omen hammering away on TSO! Flying Elbow off the top! Cover! One, Two and Sadistic throws Kid Omen off of him! SICKENING CLOTHESLINE FROM TSO! SPINEBUSTER! Oh no! He’s going for the Sadistic Bomb! Omen counters! OH MY GOD! SAINT SUPLEX! SAINT SUPLEX! ONE! TWO! THRE….NO! WHAT THE HELL? SADISTIC GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! Kid Omen up top! Signals for the Swanton Leg Drop that he calls the Kid Omen Flip! Oh no, TSO is up! Going for a Superplex! He’s got Omen up! Omen lands on his feet! WHAT THE HELL IS HE TRYING TO DO! HOLY COW! HE POWERBOMBED TSO OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! Amazing! Cover! One, Two and No! Sadistic One kicks out again! Kid Omen singals for the Kid Omen flip again but Sadistic just nipped up! Wow, amazing agility! Sadistic nails the Sadistic Clothesline! Into the Half Nelson Suplex! Oh no! Sadistic is up top! What the hell? He’s signalling for a Leg Drop! Omen is up! OH MY GOD! SUPERPLEX! Omen wastes no time and he’s up top! KID OMEN FLIP CONNECTS! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE SAINT KID OMEN!
MY GOD WHAT A MATCH! HOW THE HELL DID KID OMEN WIN! KID OMEN ADVANCES!
(Kid Omen celebrates in the ring as we head to commercial.)
(We come back and our announcers are at ringside.)
TM: Well folks, the Road to Wrestling Spectacle continues. We’ve already had the Noticeable Kevin Sane and The Saint Kid Omen advance. And folks, what a match we just witnessed between Kid Omen and the Sadistic One!
Poacher: Absolutely. That’s what I love about the WNC. No holds barred, baby.
BRINGGGGGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
(Hotstuff by Unknown Latin Band plays to a big pop!)
TM: Well folks, check it out. Eddie G’s got new music!
DING DING DING!
Jillian Marcia: The following is a tournament Quarter finals match to determine the sixth man in the elimination chamber match for the WNC pure Wrestling Championship at Wrestling Spectacle. Introducing first from Melbourne, Australia by way of Mexico, weighing 225 pounds, Hot Stuff Eddie G!
(We head backstage and we see Cena 54 giving last minute instructions to Insane Gary Lang.)
TM: Well folks, we’ve already seen two great matches tonight. And this should be another one.
Poacher: Let me guess, TM. This gonna be a bonafide slobberknocker.
TM: You’re damn right about that.
IT’S TIME FOR YOUR MEDICATION, MR. BROWN!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Madhouse by Anthrax plays to mostly heat.)
And the opponent, from the Asylum, weighing 290 pounds, Insane Gary Lang!
TM: And of course, Insane Gary Lang’s theme song is called “Madhouse” and it’s by the legendary Metal band, Anthrax!
King: Shh, TM. Don’t say that, you’ll start a panic.
TM: I was talking about the band.
King: Oh, right.
Poacher: And of course, my boys in Anthrax are now re-united and they will be playing live not only at WNC’s Wrestling Spectacle but the night before at the Awards Show!
TM: And folks, be sure to check out Anthrax’s brand new DVD/CD Pack, Anthrology: No Hit Wonders.
Poacher: Absolutely, TM. It features the band’s best from 1985-1991.
TM: And folks, it definetly has been a “mad house” in here thus far, and we are far from over.
DING DING DING!
Eddie and Lang tie-up as the referee rings the bell. Eddie tries to hit a Snap Suplex on Lang but Lang breaks free with an elbow to the back of the head. Lang now with clubbing blow’s to Eddie’s midsection. Eddie breaks free and nails a standing dropkick! Inverted Atomic Drop now from Eddie! Suplex! He swings the hips and hits a second! And a third! Three amigo’s! Wow! Eddie is feeling froggy!
Poacher: Already?
TM: Eddie up top! Wait a minute. What the hell?
Cena 54 comes to ringside. Eddie glances at him! Oh no! Lang is up! Superplex! One! Two! Thre….NO! Eddie kicked out! Lang yells at the ref! Eddie from behind with a school boy! Tights! One! Two! NO! Lang barely kicked out! Eddie runs at Lang and walks into a Spinebuster! Now a scoop slam from Lang! Lang goes to pick Eddie up but gets a thumb to the eyes! Eddie now coming off the ropes! Son of a…..Cena 54 just grabbed his leg! No! YAKUZA KICK! DAMNIT! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Insane Gary Lang!
TM: Dammit!
Poacher: Well, he said he would get him back!
(Cena 54 and Lang hightail it up the ramp while Eddie glares at Cena.)
(We head backstage and Ally Rogers is giving Dead Man a back rub. Someone walks in the door.)
Male: You’re up, Dead Man.
Dead Man: Thanks.
Ally: Good luck.
(They embrace and King giggles as we head to commercial.)
DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
(Metallica’s Wherever I May Roam hits.)
Introducing first, from Death Valley, being accompanied by Ally Rogers, The Dead Man!
TM: Well folks, Dead Man was one half of the tag champs last week. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Ally Rogers gets a shot at the Woman’s Champion RKO Sledge Angel next week on BeatDown! And folks, we can confirm that Bad Gurl does indeed have a broken nose after that hellacious match between those two.
(Concrete Sledge by Pantera hits to a mixed reaction.)
And the opponent, from Battle Ground, Indiana, weighing 266 pounds, The Modern Marvel!
TM: Well, Marvel will face Mr. Reality, Shane Warner in the first EVER Chicken-Wire Steel Cage match on Sunday, March 19th at Wrestling Spectacle only on Pay Per View. Both men fairly popular with the fans here in the WNC so you can bet there’s going to be another mixed reaction at Madison Square Garden in under three weeks.
DING DING DING!
Well this match is under-way. Dead Man and Marvel go for a collar and elbow tie-up when suddenly…..
(Lights go out.)
TM: What the hell?
(Lights come back on. Nothing.)
King: Well, that was weird.
Marvel cautiously looks around and then runs up to Dead Man but he walks into a Big Boot! Overhead Suplex from the Dead Man! Dead Man up top signalling for a Flying Lariat! But Marvel moves out of the way! Dead Man stumbles briefly, may have tweaked his knee! Marvel charges looking to take advantage but walks into a running powerslam! Leg Drop now from Dead Man but Marvel moved! Marvel takes advantage now! Wow! Swinging Neckbreaker! Marvel picks up Dead Man looking for a Fisherman’s Suplex but Dead Man boots free! Wow what a clothesline from Dead Man! Dead Man now picks up Marvel and Irish Whips him into the corner! Dead Man charges but Marvel pulls himself up and uses his legs for a Sunset Flip! Roll-up! One Two and No! Dead Man grabbed the rope! Good ring presence there! Marvel picks up Dead Man looking for a Backbreaker but Dead Man counters with a few hard punches! Dead Man now with a DDT! Dead Man goes for an armbar takedown but Marvel breaks free and he sends Dead Man into the corner! Marvel charges, but this time Dead Man pulls himself up looking for the headscissor Takedown! But Marvel caught him! F-U! He’s looking for the FU! But Dead Man is holding onto the top rope! Dead Man kicks free! Looking for a Running Big Boot but Marvel counters with an amazing Capture Suplex! Marvel goes up top! Roaring Elbow connects! One! Two! Three!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, the Modern Marv……
(Lights go out!)
TM: Oh no. What now?
(The Broken by Fireball Ministry hits to a big pop!)
TM: Wait a minute? That’s Shane Warner’s theme! But I don’t see Mr. Reality anywhere!
Poacher: Look out behind you!
TM: My God! Mr. Reality just came through the crowd and he is hammering the hell out of Marvel!
Marvel rolls out of the ring. Mr. Reality yells at him to come back in the ring. WAIT A MINUTE! X-PAC FROM BEHIND WITH MR. TRASHCAN! HE CRACKED MR. REALITY OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD. X-Pac yells at the ref to ring the bell! No! Not like this!
DING DING DING!
X-Pac goes for the cover as Mr. Reality is down! One, Two, Thre…NO! Mr. Reality kicked out! Thank God! X-Pac yells at the ref but then see’s Mr. Reality starting to stir! X-Pac now with a missile dropkick! Mr. Reality just hopped up! X-Pac with a barrage of left’s and rights! But Mr. Reality shoved him down! Hes got X-Pac up for a powerbomb! X-Pac counters! X-FACTOR! One! Two! NO! Mr. Reality kicked out! X-Pac picks up Reality but he goes for a chokeslam! X-Pac gets a kick to the mid-section and hits a Spinning Kick knocking Mr. Reality into the turnbuckle! X-Pac with a running dropkick! Uh-Oh! BRONCO BUSTER! Mr. Reality shoves him off! Oh no! X-Pac with the Diamond Cutter! He’s going for XXX! He’s up top! Looking for the Shooting Star Press! But Mr. Reality grabbed the top rope and X-Pac sacked himself! Mr. Reality up top now! Lookng for a Superplex! But he throws him stomach first onto the ropes! Mr. Reality climbs up to the second rope now! Is he gonna Powerbomb X-Pac! Oh my God! He lifts him up! NO! DON’T DO IT! NO! OH MY GOD! PILEDRIVER OFF THE SECOND ROPE! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! THE DEAD END CONNECTS! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, MR. REALITY SHANE WARNER!
(Warner immediately runs to the back. We catch up with him backstage in the parking lot just as Marvel jumps into a Taxi which speeds off. Mr. Reality kicks things in the parking lot in frustration as we head to commercial.)