WNC Hellfire and Brimstone DVD

[Mike Jones]

WNC Hellfire And Brimstone
November 27/2005

The WNC Logo appears on the screen.
On the screen the words : IN MEMORY OF EDDIE GUERRERO (1967-2005) APPEAR IN BOLD LETTERS.

Then highlights are shown of the WNC BattleZone Main Event, including the powerbomb through the flaming tables. We see the GM’s announcement of Mike Becker’s leaving. We see the announcement of the Six Way Ladder Match. We hear the GM name four of the men and we see images fly past of Jesse, J-Master, Da Gangsta and Hot Stuff Eddie. Then we see the image of Mike Becker returning to the WNC and his subsequent defeat of Da Gangsta. We then hear the GM’s announcement of the Battle Royal. Images flash past at breakneck speed of The Dead Man entering the arena, Insane Gary Lang attacking Executioner, Bob showing up, Paul Bunyan chokeslamming Bob, Modern Marvel doing the “FU” on Bunyan, and even quicker images of WG, Sheena Michaels, Raw Impact, Executioner and Hellraiser. The title belt is shown and all five confirmed men are shown again as is the ladder. Then we fade to black briefly and the music stops, being replaced with ominous music. We hear Hellraiser saying “Executioner, I can smell your Fear”. Executioner responds by saying “I Am The judge, Jury and the Ruthless Executioner”. Break neck images are shown of both men duking it out in grainy colors. Suddenly, the screen fades to black and the music stops. The picture returns and shows an image of the Steel Cage being lowered to the ring, and then the music comes back on as we see more footage of the two men, including Executioner wreaking havoc on BeatDown two weeks ago. The images and music increase until finally the screen goes to black. The words Hellfire and Brimstone appear in flaming colors on the screen as we fade to black again. We pan out to a sterotypical image of Hell, with flames shooting in every which direction. The WNC logo appears amidst the flames and Korn’s Right Now (Bust U Up Version) plays as the voiceover says, And Now the WNC present’s Hellfire and Brimstone!
The flames disappear as we are taken to a live image inside the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan. Pyro explodes all around the Big Screen and missile-style streamers shoot from the roof to the stage causing a HUGE explosion and creating the image of the entire Stage and Screen being on fire! Both ends of the stage continue to burn as we head to ringside.

Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the WNC”s Second Pay Per View, HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE! Tonight, we will finally decide on a WNC World Heavyweight Champion in the Six-Man Battle Royal.
(Madhouse by Anthrax hits to a mild pop)
DING! DING! DING! The following contest is an over the top rope Battle Royal where two competitors will start in the ring and then every 2 minutes after, another superstar will enter. Once all entrants have competed, the last man standing wins. In order to be eliminated, the opponent must be thrown over the top rope, and both feet must touch the ground. Introducing first, from the Asylum, weighing in at 295 pounds, this is Insane Gary Lang!
(Born of Anger by Fozzy hits)
And introducing, entrant number two. From Adelaide South Australia, Sheena Michaels.

DING! DING! DING! This contest is under way and Michaels immediatley goes for a collar and elbow tie-up, which Lang reverses into an armbar takedown. Lang tries to hook in a Crossface Chickenwing, but Michales elbows her way out of it. Michales goes for a DDT but Lang reverses and hits one of his own! Lang goes for the cover nad hooks the leg, but there are no pinfalls in a Battle Royal. Lang argues with the official who is outside of the ring, demanding he count. Well, they don’t call him Insane for nothing folks. Lang picks up Michael and hits an overhead suplex! Lang then goes over to ropes looking for an elbow drop, but Michaels stiops him and hits a drop toe hold. Michaels tries to hook in a SharpShooter, but Lang kicks his way oiut of it. Lang charges at Michaels but she hits an Irish Whip and sends Lang through the ropes to the outside, where he lands hard on his head. Lang is not eliminated though, he did NOT go over the top rope.

DING DING DING DING DING DING!
(Longhorn plays to big heat as Wrestling God makes his way to the ring to big heat.)
Michaels eyes WG hungrily and forgets about her other opponent. Gary Lang sneaks up behind Michaels and tosses her over the top rope.
Sheena Michaels has been eliminated!
WG snickers and gets in the ring. Lang immediately goes after WG and stomps him before he even gets a chance to get up. WG eventually makes it to his feet and begins fighting back with lefts and rights. Lang hits a boot to the midsection and then signals for the Gateway to Heaven brainbuster. What the Hell? That’s Wrestling God’s Finisher. Before he can hit it, WG lands on his feet and tries to suplex Lang outside of the ring. He does, but Lang grabs the top rope and pulls WG out of the ring! Lang lands on the apron and pulls himself back in!
Wrestling God has been eliminated!
(Crash Holly’s Old Theme Hits to a Mixture of Cheers and Boo’s)
Raw Impact charges towards the ring and immediately throws lefts and rights at Lang before knocking him down flat with a Manhattan Drop and a Spinebuster. Impact signals for the Moonsault and goes up top. Wrestling God climbs up the apron and throws Raw Impact right off the turnbuckle to the outside!
Raw Impact has been eliminated!
Insane Gary Lang has already survved three men, can he continue to survive.
The buzzer sounds indicating the two minutes have expired. At first, nothing happens. Suddenly, the lights go dark for about thirty seconds. When they come back on, the Dead Man is in the ring behind Lang. Lang doesn’t realize and turns around and walks right into a chokeslam! Dead Man throws Lang into the turnbuckle. Dead Man goes up going for ten punches. After the ninth, Lang counter and goes for the Last Ride! That’s the Dead Man’s Finisher! He tries to hit it, but Dead Man counter into a flying head scissors. Wow! What agility from this giant! Dead Man’s head scissors, send Lang face first into the second rope. Lang slowly gets up and Dead Man approaches looking for a clothesline but Lang counters and hits a back body drop, sending the Dead Man all the way to the floor.
The Dead Man has been eliminated.
Lang stays in the ring for a moment or two awaiting his next opponent.
(Six Feet Under’s My Hatred hits to mostly boo’s)
Well, business is about to pick up!
The 7 Foot Tall, 500 plus Pound Paul Bunyan makes his way to the ring, and Gary Lang looks like he’s about to wet himself.
Bunyan gets in the ring and hammers Lang with some backhands until Lang is against the ropes. Bunyan then hits a vicious overarm chop, and Lang is gasping for breath. Bunyan hits a scoop slam on Lang. Lang charges back at Bunyan but he back body drops him. Wow! Lang got a ton of height on that, he must’ve been ten feet in the air! Bunyan puts an abdominal stretch on Lang. He can’t win the match this way, but he can certainly wear his opponent down.
(Theme from Austin Power’s hits)
The super goofy looking Bob comes out to the ring. Yes that is his name. Our commentator says he asked him earlier today if he had a last name, and he didn’t even know what that was. Bob, at first stays out of the ring and watches the 6’5” 295 pounder Gary Lange and the 7 Foot 500 plus pound giant Paul Bunyan duke it out. Perhaps, he’s smarter than he looks. Or not. Bunyan knocks Lange down with a clothesline, and Bob climbs in and tries to German Suplex Bunyan!! What the hell is he thinking? He can’t even getr Bunyajn off the goround. Bunyan hits a deadly elbow which hits Bob right in the forehead. Bunyan then picks up Bob over his head and THROWS HIM STRAIGHT OUT OF THE RING. BOB LANDED ON THE SECURITY RAILING! MY GOD!
Bob has been eliminated.
Gary Lang tries to take advantage of this scenario and hits a low blow on Bunyan. Bunyan winces in pain and Lang using all of his might tries to get Bunyan over. Bunyan uses his backside and shoves Lang back with so much force that Lang flips over the ropes at the opposite end. Holy cow!
Insane Gary Lang has been eliminated.
Wow! Paul Bunyan has dominated this battle royal! He’s definetly going to make a HUGE impact here tonight, and the other five men in the Ladder Match had best be warned. But wait a minute, the referee isn’t calling for the bell. The buzzer sounds. We have another opponent?

(Concrete Sledge by Pantera Hits to a deafening pop)
OH MY! IT’S TRUE! IT IS TRUE! THE MODERN MARVEL IS HERE TO COMPETE!
Marvel hits the ring immediately and charges right after Bunyan. Bunyan tries to hit a powerslam, but Marvel counters into the Flying Headscissors! WOW! What Agility being shown there by the Marvel! Marvel hits three chops and then a GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! WOW! THAT’S OVER 500 POUNDS! Marvel now going up to the top. He’s stalking Bunyan. Bunyan slowly to his feet. FLYING FOREARM TAKES THE BIG MAN DOWN! Marvel is calling for it! He’s calling for the FU! There He Goes! FU! NO! Bunyan Fought His Way Out! BUBBA BOMB! OH MY GOD! BUNYAN THROWS MARVEL OVER THE TOP, BUT MARVEL LANDS ON THE OTHER SIDE! Marvel hangs Bunyan off the rope and then does a Sunset Flip into the ring! Instead of going for a pinfalll however he locks in the SCORPION DEATHLOCK! Bunyan is tapping, but that don’t mean a damn thing! Bunyan eventually uses the ropes for leveridge and throws Marvel off him! What power! Bunyan is pissed and he signals for the ChokeSlam! Oh no! Here He Goes! Chokeslam, but NO! Marvel Counters! DOUBLE ARM DDT! OH MY! Bunyan slowly to his feet and Marvel nails him with an Enziguri! Bunyan still on his feet, looking wobbly, backs into the ropes. Marvel sees the opportunity and charges looking for the Clothesline! Bunyan counters into a Back Body Drop! OH NO! But Marvel AGAIN lands on the apron! Bunyan tries to punch Marvel, but he ducks. Marvel then elbows the big man three times and then Rakes the Eyes! Bunyan turns around in pain! Marvel uses the top rope as a slingshot and hits a KNEE CHOP! WOW! The Big Man Bunyan now on his knees! Marvel going for an Inverted STF, but Bunyan elbows out! Marvel now signalling for the Cobra Clutch! Again Bunyan elbows his way out viciously! Bunyan hits a huge clothesline. Bunyan goes to Irish Whip Marvel into the corner but he counters and Irish Whips Bunyan into the corner. Marvel hits a three chop combo and then goes to whip Bunyan into the other corner. Marvel runs behind Bunyan, but the Big Man tuses the ropes and goes for a Flying Headscissors! But Marvel Caught Him! FU! FU! FU TO THE OUTSIDE! OH MY GOD! MARVEL’S MOMENTUM TOOK BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP ROPE! Both referee’s look confused! Well, folks the referee’s are both headed over to our announce table! Let’s take a look at the replay. Well it looks pretty close to me, but I’d have to say that Bunyan’s feet touched the ground first. Well, it seems the referee’s are in agreement with one another. The referee goes over to the announcer.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just been informed that the Referee’s have come to a unannimous decision. Here is your winner and the Sixth Man to enter the Main Event tonight, The Modern Marvel!

What a hard fought battle! The Marvel will now be part of this HUGE Six Way ladder Match later tonight! But up next, the WNC Pure Wrestling Title is on the line in a Triple Threat Match. Well, we’ve already seen all three members of this match involved in the Battle Royal. The Champ, Wrestling God caused both of the other two to be eliminated, or at least some might argue that way. SO all that’s gonna do is add fuel to the fire. Let’s take a look now at the way this all started.

We go to a video package including Highlights of the WNC Pure Wrestling Title match at BattleZone with Jesse becoming the victor. The next week’s rematch is shown with Impact defeating Jesse. The announcer then says “The Following Contest is to Determine the Numbner One Contender for the WNC Pure Wrestling Title” and we see the footage of Sheena Michael’s debut and her subsequent victory over Jesse. We then see Raw Impact’s open challenge and Wrestling God’ shocking entrance and victory. We then are taken to a highlight package of Michaels vs. Impact last week and the Wrestling God interference that ended the match.

DING! DING! DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following Triple Threat Match is scheduled for One Fall and it is for the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship.

(Fozzy’s Born of Anger hits)
Introducing the challengers; First, from Adelaide, South Australia, Sheena Michaels.

(Crash Holly’s old theme hits)
And; Weighing in tonight at 287 pounds, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, Raw Impact!

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
(Longhorn hits to a TON of Heat, some distinct cheers are heard however. No matter how much the fan’s hate Wrestling God, they do have a lot of repsect for him.)

And their opponent, he is the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, from High Street, weighing in at 255 pounds, The Wrestling God!

DING DING DING! The referee rings the bell and this triple threat match is under way. Impact and Michaels both go after Wrestling God. Impact and Michaels argue over who is going to take him out. Impact takes WG in the corner and hits a few backhands. Michaels yanks him back and goes after WG and hits a few chops of her own. Impact grabs Michaels and throws her back. Then he hits a few more chops on WG. Michaels goes up behind Impact and yanks him back and hits some more chops on WG. Impact finally loses his temper and grabs Michaels, spins her around and hits a few backhands on her. Michaels fights back and has Impact against the ropes. Michaels charges at him and hits a Cactus Jack style clothesline and both athlete’s go flying to the outside. Wrestling God stands proudly in the ring, he’s using their ego’s to his advantage. WG’s chest is awfully red from all the chops, but Michaels and Impact are both hurting on the outside. Impact gets back in the ring first and immediately, WG leaves the ring on the otherside. Impact challenges him to get back in the ring, but WG points at his head. Michaels gets back in the ring and attacks Impact from behind. She gets him in the corner and hits a few knife-edge chops. Impact reverses and gets a few of his own in before going for a superplex. Michaels throws him off and he lands on the ground. Michaels goes for the elbow drop off the top rope but Impact moves out of the way. WG snickers to himself on the outside briefly before running in and hitting a knee to the face followed by a DDT on Impact. WG goes for the cover but Impact kicks out at two. Michaels goes after WG and Irish Whips him into the ropes, but he grabs them and stops his momentum and again slips out of the ring. Michaels goes towards him but Impact jumps her and hooks the arms! German Suplex! And a second! And a third! Impact signals for the Diving Headbutt! He goes up to the top. Wrestling God just grabbed the top rope and Impact sacked himself! This is a no DQ match because it is Triple Threat! Michaels goes up on Impact and goes for a superplex of her own. Impact won’t budge at first, so Michales hits a few right hands. Impact then uses his head as a battering ram and hits several headbutts and eventually knocks her down. Impact signals again for the Diving Headbutt and hits it! He goes for the pin, but immediately WG grabs his leg and pulls him to the outside of the ring. Impact hits a few backhand chops, but WG Irish Whips him into the Steel Steps, dislodging them in the process. Michaels comes out and begins duking it out with WG. Michaels tries to slam WG’s face into the turnbuckle, but he reverses and slams hers instead. WG then takes advantage of the stunned Michaels and goes for the Walls of Jericho on the outside. Michaels fights her way out of it, but WG instead goes for a SlingShot and hits it! MY GOD! Michaels went face first into the turnbuckle and she has been lacerated! Good God! She is bleeding profusely! WG knocks her down with a clothesline! Impact is back up and he spins WG around and hits a few knife-edge chops. WG then throws Impact into the announcers table. WG stands on top of our announcers table and signals for the Gateway to Heaven Brainbuster DDT. Impact fights his way out and reverses and tries to suplex WG through the table! WG manages to hold his ground. Sheena Michaels is back up! She climbs onto the table too! She and WG exchange glances and what the hella re they thinking! OH MY GOD! DOUBLE SUPLEX THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE! GOOD GOD! WE NEED EMT’S! Sheena Michaels is the first to recover, and she is still bleeding heavily. She gets into the ring and she’s calling for WG to do the same. I think Impact has been eliminated from the occaison, now it’s just between these two. WG gets in the ring and the two athlete’s exchange stiff lefts and rights. WG manages to whip Michaels through the ropes. He goes out to retreive her. WG sets her head between his legs and signals for a powerbomb onto the other steel steps. The other pair has already been dislodged. Michaels fights her way loose and hits a Downward Spiral onto the stairs! MY GOD! NOW WRESTLING GOD IS BLEEDING! WG IS BLEEDING! Michaels, still bloody, begins walking away looking for a weapon. The blood has begun to affect her vision as she nearly knocks over a tech guy. Impact still hasn’t moved! Michaels finally yells at the announcer to get up and takes his chair but before she can get it folded up, WG jumps her from behind. Both athletes fall down and inadvertently knock over one of our camera men who takes a nasty spill. MY GOD! THIS IS CARNAGE! THESE TWO ATHLETES ARE BLOODY! IMPACT STILL HASN”T MOVED! OUR CAMERA MAN IS HURT! WE NEED EMT’S NOW! I’M SERIOUS! IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME, WE NEED AN EMT DAMMIT! WG grabs Michaels by the hair and hits a few straight right hands to her already lacerated face. WG sets Michales back in the ring but leaves her head sticking off the side. He then hits a vicious elbow to her throat befort getting back into the ring. WG gets in the ring and pauses to catch his breath before trying to stomp the hell out of Michaels. Michaels rolls out of the way and hits a dropkick to the knees, and goes off the ropes looking for a bulldog and she hits it! Michaels is feeling it now! She grabs WG by the hair and hits an Inverted Manhattan Drop. She then hits a clothesline and another. Then she hits a big boot! Michaels goes up top. She’s looking for the top rope elbow drop! She hits it! Michaels is going to the turnbuckle again! OH NO! She’s signaling for the Gore! She stalks WG who slowly gets to his feet. WG turns around and almost walks straight into the Gore but moves out of the way just in the nick of time. Michaels turns around and goes for WG, but he manages to get her in a headlock. She could pass out because of all the blood she’s lost. She obviously realizes this as she fights her way out with a few hard elbows and she’s out of the headlock almost immediately. She then hits another dropkick to the knees followed by an Enziguri. Michaels goes to pick up WG but he hits a low blow! Say what you want about the female anatomy, but that still has to hurt! WG goes behind a struggling Michaels. When she finally, albeit groggily gets to her feet, he hits a Flair like chop to the back of the knee, earnign several Woo’s throughout the crowd. WG then grabs Michaels and signals for the Gateway to Heaven! NO! HE HITS IT! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! IT’S OVER! ONE! TWO! THRE….WHAT THE HELL!!! IMPACT JUST DOVE OFF THE TOP ROPE AND BROKE UP THE COUNT! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM! MY GOD THIS IS CARNAGE! ALL THREE MEN ARE OUT! The referee looks on, he can’t exercise a ten count or anything here. He’s just waiting to see who’s going to cover who. WG goes for the cover on Impact. One! Two! Thre…NO! He got his shoulder up! WG asks the ref to count faster and then goes to pin Michaels! One! Two! NO! She got her shoulder up also! WG stands up and stomps Michaels. Impact rushes up behind him and hits a German Suplex! And a second! And a third! Wow! He’s signalling for the Diving Headbutt! Wait a minute! Both athletes are lying dangerously close to one another! He could hit both of them here! Here he goes! OH MY GOD! BOTH MICHAELS AND WG MOVED OUT OF THE WAY IN THE NICK OF TIME! Michaels and WG both struggle to their feet, WG hits a thumb to the eye followed by several chops and punches. Michaels gains a bit of momentum and hits a kick to the midsection, followed by a Manhattan Drop. She goes off the ropes looking for a clothesline, but instead walks straight into a Spinebuster! WG goes for the cover, but before the ref can get to three, Impact rolls up WG in a School Boy! One! Two! WG rollls through and he’s got the tights! He’s using the ropes for leveridge! NO! NOT THIS WAY! ONE! TWO! THRE! NO! Impact kicked out! My God, WG can’t believe it! He takes his eyes off of Impact to argue with the ref but Impact takes full advantage and hits a German Suplex! I don’t think he had enough strength to hit more than one! That might have been a last chance there! He goes to hook in the Sharpshooter, but thinks twice as he sees Michaels coming up from behind. Michaels gets a Big Boot for her troubles. She finally gets to her feet again and Impact goes for the Canadian Destroyer! But Michaels counters it and rolls him up! One! Two! No! Michaels grabs Impact again and goes for a DDT but he fights loose and throws her shoulder first into the turnbuckle! She goes flying to the outside! WG tries to sneak up behind Impact but he turns around. Impact shakes his head at WG as if to say “I don’t think so, buddy”. The two men exchange chops. Impact gains the momentum and has WG in the corner! He’s going for a Superplex! He hits it! Impact struggles and getshis arm over WG’s shoulders! One! Two! Thr…No! Wrestling God kicked out! Impact stands up and locks in the Sharpshooter! It’s locked in! Good God! WG’s back has got to be killing him! He’s gonna have to tap! He’s gonna have to tap! WG in a last attempt of desperation gets his hand on the ropes but he can’t grab it as Impact pulls him forward! That’s it! It’s got to be over! WG is seconds away from tapping! He’s gonna tap! OH MY GOD! SWEET CHIN MUSIC! MICHAELS JUST NAILED IMPACT! MY GOD! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN AGAIN! WG uses the ropes and pulls himself up slowly after a moment or so. He grabs Michaels and goes for the Gateway to Heaven, but she slips out of it and hits a tornado DDT! She sets WG against the ropes and goes for Sweet Chin Music! But WG grabs her leg and tosses her back! Michaels bounces back up quickly and goes for a clothesline, but WG hits a back body drop and Michaels flies over the top rope landing on the outside! WG focuses his attention on the battered Impact. WG picks up Impact and hits a few straight lefts and rights. Impact hits a few chops and then goes off the ropes looking for a clothesline, but WG ducks. Impact comes back and walks straight into the CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! WG signals for the Gateway to Heaven! He gets Impact up, but Impact fights his way loose and then attempts to Irish Whip WG right into the turnbuckle. WG outsmarts him and uses the ropes to get up and he goes for a flying headscissors! Man oh man! Is that ever uncharacteristic of the Wrestling God! Impact outsmarts WG though and catches him, using the ropes himself to prevent WG from being able to flip him. Impact repositions WG onhis shoulder and GOOD GOD! THERE IT IS! THE AVALANCHE MUSCLE BUSTER! Now he’s got the Choke Sleeper Clutch! WG NEEDS TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES! HE’S TOO FAR BACK! HE ROLLS IMPACT THROUGH BUT IMPACT WON’T RELEASE THE HOLD! He’s gonna tap! He’s gonna tap! He’s desperate! He’s about to tap! BUT MICHAELS SLIDES IN THE RING AND GRABS HIS HAND! WG was going to tap for sure, but she wouldn’t let his hand hoit the mat and this match continues! Impact furstrated, now hooks in a Crippler Crossface on Michals, but she rolls him up into an extremely small package. One! Two! THr..No! Impact somehow kicked out! Michels picks up Impact and goes for a DDT, but he counters and goes for the Crossface, but he can’t get it locked in. Michaels hits a Low Blow! Michaels now with the Inverted Atomic Drop followed by a Spinebuster! WG is back up! She hits an Inverted Atomic Drop on him now! Michaels goes to the corner and she’s tuning up the band! She’s looking for Sweet Chin Music! Wrestling God turns around slowly and she goes for it! He catches her leg! She goes for the Dragon Whip but he ducks it and she hits Impact who just got to his feet instead! Impact goes out like a light! Michaels turns around and walks right into the Clothesline From Hell! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING! MY GOD WHAT A MATCH! WRESTLING GOD HAS SUCCESFULY RETAINED HIS TITLE! GOOD LORD!

Here is your winner, and STILL the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, the Wrestling God. A bloody Wrestling God holds up the title and then collapses in the ring. Folks, we understand that the man who won the Battle Royal earlier tonight, the Modern Marvel is standing by backstage.

[Mike Jones]

Good evening, ladies and Gentleman, my name is Eric Carsons and I am standing by with the man who shocked the entire wrestling world by showing up last week on BeatDown and then again by showing up and winning tonight’s battle royal, making him the 6th man in tonight’s main event six-way ladder match, The Modern Marvel. Marvel, we’ve all heard the rumors, but I’ve got to say, I don’t think too many people actually expected you to show up. What are your thoughts on that?

Marvel: Rumors? There are no rumors, Mr. Carsons. The Modern Marvel IS here in the WNC. There is no doubt about it. I came here this past Sunday and although there were a few stand out performers, notably J- Master, Jesse, Mike Becker and Raw Impact, the rest of the WNC Roster seems to be lacking direction. I challenge the ENTIRE WNC roster to get their asses out of that damn locker room tomorrow night on BeatDown! If you want to take on the E-fed Icon Modern Marvel, then you can do just that tomorrow night. I’ll run the damn gauntlet and take you all out one by one! One after the other! I’ll prove to the world that the WNC has nothing on the Modern Marvel! So do you pussies have the balls? Or are you lacking in testicular fortitude? Now, as for tonight, I will go on to defeat the other five superstars. Let me use an analogy if I will. I came into the E-Fed business a few years ago knowing next to nothing about it. I single-handedly built the New Blood Wrestling Federation in to an E-Fed to be contended with. I climbed the ladder to success. Some people say the NBWF only suceeded because of the IXW’s folding, and although we did get some meaninggul superstars out of that, we were the top E-Fed long before that. When I made the tough decision to fold the NBWF to focus solely on my in-ring skills, people were asking why? Why would I do that? I had the Number One E-Fed and I folded it? Well, I’ll tell you why? Because having the Number One E-Fed doesn’t mean nearly as much to me as having championship gold? Sure, I held gold many times in the NBWF, and at no time did I demand a title shot, although I certainly ahd that authority. But part of me feels that maybe some people were giving me these opportunities to keep me in a good mood. You know, to keep me from firing them. I just felt like I wasn’t really proving myself int erms of being a true icon. When the NBWF folded, I took a little bit of time off to re-evaluate my priorities in life. As many of your viewers know, I made an appearance in the WWA. It was a mutual agreement thing, and If elt that I wanted to get back in the mix. There was something wrong however about the way I was treated there. I didn’t feel like I had been given the respect I deserved. Now, it was somewhat of a shock to a lot of people to seethe E-Fed Icon Modern Marvel show up in the Number Two E-Fed in the World. Of course, when Is howed up in ECWF, which is definetly the new Number One E-Fed, everyone expected it. I’m the top guy in this industry, of course I’m going to go to the top Fed. But last week, I made a deicision to show up here in the WNC. I came here mostly to prove a point and to mess with people’s heads at the same time. Originally, I had only planned on showing up and making an impact, I never planned on returning anytime soon. But as soon as I heard about the Open Invitationl Battle Royal, I just couldn’t say no. Finally, an opporunity to prove myself. The winner of this Battle Royal would earn a title shot. Finally a chance to earn an opportunity. I’m sick of people underestimating me, and saying that everytbing that I am today is because of my past accolades. Well, I want respect, but I don’t need special treatment! I’ve earned my way into this Main Event, and tonight, just like a did two years ago when forming the NBWF, I plan on climbing the ladder to success. Only this time, the success is in the form of the WNC World Heavyweight Champ…..(he stops).

(The camera pans out and Hot Stuff Eddie is staring at Mavel)
Marvel: What the hell do you want?
Eddie: I heard you saying that you think you’re better than the entire WNC. Well, so far I haven’t see nothing to impress me yet. You dominated in the New Blood Wrestling Federation. You made a huge splash in the WWA. You continue to make waves today in the ECWF. And no matter what people say about how great those Federation’s are, and no matter how many great athlerted those companies have, this is the WNC and this is MY turf. This isn’t the NBWF, it’s not WWA, it’s not ECWF, it’s not IXW, it’s not HSWF, it’s not ICZ, it’s not MEW, this is the WNC, and I am only one of many superstars who represent the core foundation of the WNC. We have made the WNC what it is today, you’ve done nothing.
Marvel: Nothing, huh? Well, you know what Eddie, you’re right. Normally I would get super-pissed at you and say that I’ve done tall there is to do, which I have. But tonight, I’m in a good mood. I haven’t done anythinghere yet, aside from FU-ing that 500 pound Gorilla Paul Bunyan, and winning the Battle Royal. But tonight, I’m gonna lay you and the other four men in the main event out on the floor and you’ll stare up at the sky and watch as Modern Marvel unties the belt and becomes the WNC World Heavyweight Champion.
Eddie: Really is that so.
Marvel: Oh, it’s definetly so.
Eddie: Well, let me tell you something. If you’re messing with me, you’re messing with fire. And if you mess with fire, you are liable to get burned! I’ll see you in the ring!

(We head back to ringside and ominous music is playing and the lights are flashing. The stee cage is being lowered down to the ring.)

Well folks, those are some mighty strong words there from both Modern Marvel and Hot Stuff Eddie. But both men do have the skills to back it up. The question is which one will be able to walk the talk tonight. And of course, that’s not to discredit the other four men in that match later tonight, all of them have proven themselves worthy as well. But speaking of proving yourself, coming up next a vicious grudge match set inside the confines of a steel cage. Hellraiser and the Executioner. These two men have had issues with each other in the past, most notably in the WWA. But here tonight, at WNC’s second Pay Per View, they are going to solve it.
(Hellraiser by Ozzy Osbourne plays to a decent reaction)
DING DING DING! The following contest is a Steel Cage match where you can win via pinfall, submission or by escaping the cage. Introducing first, from Birmingham, England, weighing in at 280 pounds, Hellraiser!

Hellraiser goes up the ring stairs and enters the ring to await his opponent.

ARE YOU SCARED?
HE’S HERE!
(Kid Rock’s American Badass plays and The Executioner heads to the ring wearing a leather jacket and black tights. He wears his hooded cloak, and he’s brining his trademarked axe-shaped steel chair. He pauses at the bottom of the ramp and poses menacingly while pyro explodes in mass behind him.)
And the opponent, from the Tower of Death, weighing in at 290 pounds, the Executioner.

Executioner gets inside the ring and both men stare each other down. The referee on the outside wrap a steel chain around the gate to lock it. He then signals to the ref inside the ring who signals for the bell to be rung.

DING! DING! DING!
This Steel Cage grudge match-up is under way! Both men go for a tie-up but as soon as they do, our General Manager’s music hits.

What the hell is Harold Johnson doing out here?

Johnson has a mic and he stands on the ramp and speaks: Well, well, well, if it isn’t The Executioner and Hellraiser from the WWA. Well, guess what, I am NOT a FAN of the WWA. In fact, quite frankly, I can’t STAND IT! Therefore, this match will simply NOT happen!
(A HUGE CHORUS OF BOO”S RAINS DOWN)
Johnson: That’s right. Say goodbye to your little cage match.
(As if on cue, the Steel Cage begins to raise back towards the roof)
WHAT THE HELL? He can’t do this! This was a heavily promoted match for this Pay Per View! He can’t just cancel it!

Back in the ring Hellraiser and Executioner glance at each other and then leave and start heading for Johnson!

Johnson goes to turn around and speaks: Sorry, but you guys can’t do anything to me. You see I’ve hired Security. Come here you guys.

(Madhouse by Anthrax hits to a big pop)

Johnson looks flustered. Uh-Oh! Insane Gary Lang and the Dead Man, two WWA Alumni are headed towards Johnson. They are blocking his path. What the hell? Executioner and Hellriaser both tttempt to choke out Johnson. They argue for a moment over who will and then decide to do a DOUBLE CHOKESLAM OFF THE STAGE THROUGH A TON OF ELECTRICAL WIRING! SPARKS FLY AND SMOKE STEAMS AND MY GOD, THESE TWO PSYCHO’S MAY HAVE KILLED OUR GENERAL MANAGER!
Almost immediately, several EMT’s rush out and attend to Johnson. Several security and police come down and order Executioner, Dead Man, Lang and hellraiser to put their hands above thjeir hjeads. Surprisingly they do. I guess they’re satisfied with what they’ve just done with out General Manager. These men are WWA Superstars. The WWA is a big-money fed, they can afford to bail these men out of jail. All four men go willingly. What a surprise!

(We head to a promo video. A voiceover talks as footage of WNC superstars flashes by. “Where do we go when we die? And more importantly, who will be waiting there for us when we arrive? A merciless Judge? (Image of Harold Johnson barking orders.) A callous Jury? (Wrestling God hits the clothesline from Hell on Raw Impact.) Or a ruthless Executioner? (The Executioner hits the Super Death Drop on Insane Gary Lang). What will happen to us when we arrive? Will we be judged accordingly for our past misdeeds? Will be accosted of the charges of our sinful nature? Or will we be welcomed unconditionally for the Hell we have already endured? The questions are endless, and nothing is for sure. One thing is certain however, Judgment Day is upon us. And there will be carnage! Death! And above all else, Ultimate Destruction!” The words Ultimate Destruction appear on the screen, folowed shortly afterwards by WNC presnets Ultimate Destruction. Live on Pay Per View, December 18th. The screen fades to black and we hear a creepy voice come on, “Oh yes. And there will be blood!”
We head back to our announce team at ringside and we are shown footage of what happened with our General Manager just before the break.

(We head backstage and Eric Carsons is standing by with Wrestling God who has his belt round his shoulder and a half-drunk bottle of champagne in his hands. Dried blood is still on his hands and face, he has been stitched up in a few areas also.)
Carsons: Wrestling God, earlier tonight we saw you retain the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship in a hellacious Triple Threat match. What are your thoughts?
WG: My thoughts? My thoughts, Carsons are that I proved to everyone what I said this past week. That I am the BEST in this industry. And of course what I say is true and I AM WHAT I SAY I AM! A WRESTLING…..(He pauses for a moment).
Suddenly, the camera pans out and reveals the background. They are in front of the catering area. We see Modern Marvel walk by casually and he yells at one of the caterers. “Hey Bruce, toss me a Cold One will ya?” Bruce tosses Marvel a Budweiser which he opens and drinks about a third of it. WG approaches Marvel.
WG: Do you mind? I’m doing an interview here.
Marvel: Sorry, what?
A male voice: Well, well, well, if it isn’t he E-Fed Icon Modern Marvel.
WG: What the Hell is he doing here?
Marvel turns around and the camera shifts now cutting off WG completely. Miek Becker is staring at Marvel.
Becker: If I wasn’t in the ladder match for MY vacated title, I would accept your stupid little challenge, but don’t worry, I’ll give you a shot at my belt as soon as I win it back, ok tough guy?
Marvel chuckles and then speaks: Well, somebody hasn’t heard the news. Whethere you like it or not, I am the sixth man in the Ladder Match tonight and II will strap that title around my waist after I beat you and the other four guys to death with it!
Becker: Face It, Marvel. You can’t beat me. Tonight I fight for the World Title. You know why? Because after I got stripped of the title, I came back and made the biggest comeback ever. What have you done lately? Why don’t you go back and do what you’re best at and that is being the GM of the NBWF?

Marvel: You see Becker, that’s where you’re wrong. I will not go back to booking a fed. Never! So that’s out of the question! I have already gone back to what I do best, and tonight You’ll find out exactly what it is when you get to meet me, face to face, BITCH!

(Marvel turns around and walks off.)
(Becker looks bewildered. Eric Carsons comes up to him expectantly with the microphone).
Carsons: Excuse me, Mr. Becker. You’ve just heard who the sixth man will be tonight. How does this change the strategy you have going into the match tonight?
(Becker glares at Carsons and walks off as well).

Carsons shrugs his shoulder and peers briefly at the catering table.
“Alright, Cheeto’s”.
Carsons grabs a handful and eats them.
OH MY GOD! WRESTLING GOD JUST GAVE ERIC CARSONS THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!
WG grabs the mic and faces the camera: DAMMIT! I WILL HAVE MY INTERVIEW TIME EVEN IF I DON’T HAVE A DAMN INTERVIEWER! NOW….
The tech guy walks up to him and says: Sorry sir, we’re out of time. We have to cut back to…..WG Punches the guy who falls down and suddenly the sound cuts off.
WG continues to speak into the microphone but we can’t hear him. Eventually he glances at the microphone and yells at the Camera guy. WG walks off in a storm.

[Mike Jones]

We head back to ringside and our announcers say Well, we sure would like to apologize to anyone who can lip-read. It seems Wrestling God had a few off-colour remarks to make there.

The bell rings and the announcer is back in the ring. A ladder has been set up at ringside, with several more lining the edges of the rampway. EMT’s are still present attending to our General Manager.
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is the Six Way Ladder Match for the vacated WNC World Heavyweight Championship.

GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE!
(Metallica’s Fuel hits and Hot Stuff Eddie makes his way out to the ring and he looks focused. Eddie stops at the bottom of the ramp and pauses and appears to move his arm up and down as if he were setting off pyro. However, no pyro goes off. Eddie looks around confused and angry.

Suddenly, what appears to be a fire fighter walks out to the ring. He is in full gear and he has a microphone.
Fire Fighter; Woah Woah Woah! What the hell do you think you are doing? Did you not see what happened to the General Manager? This event needs to be stopped imeddiately.
(HUMONGOUS BOO’S RAIN DOWN!)
Suddenly, Da Gangsta appears from behind the curtains and attacks the firefighter. He throws the man into the announcers steps, while Eddie G looks on in confusion. Gangsta picks up the man and removes his helmet. It’s J-Master? What the hell is this all about? The fans are confused and have no idea why J-Master just tried to stop this match from taking place. What the hell is his problem? J-Master looks around realizing his mask has been removed and immediately runs through the crowd. Da Gangsta ponders chasing him but then glances skyward, presumably towards the WNC World Title which is now hanging above the ring. I guess Gangsta considers the title to be more valuable than going after that punk. What the hell is his problem?

(Set It Off- Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to a massive pop)
Jesse makes his way to the ring and symbolically ducks underneath the ladder as he enters the ring. Obviously, Jesse is not the superstitious type.
And the opponents, first in the ring, Da Gangsta. And, on his way to the ring, weighing in at 238 pounds. From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, the self proclaimed Main Event, Jesse,

Well, folks, he may be the “self-proclaimed” Main Event, but here tonight he is in the Main Event and he has a chance to back up his claim.

(Nickelback’s Photograph hits to mostly boo’s but some distinct cheers can be heard. Mike Becker is gaining a similar reaction to what the Wrestling God had earlier. No matter how much these people hate him, they have to respect his abilities and his accomplishments.)
And, from Minneapolis, Minneosta, weighing in at 315 pounds, Mike “The Best” Becker.
All four men in the ring stare at each other and up at the belt. Obviously, J-Master has removed himself from this match. So that mean’s we’ve only got one more competitor left.

(Concrete Sledge by Pantera hits to a massive pop).
And introducing the Sixth man in tonight’s main event, from Battle Ground, Indiana weighing in at 266 pounds, The Modern Marvel!

Well, folks all six men have now shown up. One of the six took off through the crowd, so I have no idea what that was about. The advantage of this is now, everyone will have one less opponent to beat.

DING DING DING! The match-up is under way. Jesse and Gangsta tie-up. Modern Marvel goes straight after Mike Becker, but he slips out of the ring. Hot Stuff Eddie sneaks up behind Marvel and lands a few cheap shots. Becker stands outside of the ring, observing. Well, this is another thing, there is now only 5 opponents, which mean’s we have an odd number. You play your cards right and you can be the odd man out. Jesse throws Gangsta outside the ring and whips him into the already dislodged steel steps. Jesse reaches undernath the ring and pulls out a ladder! Well that didn’t take long. He goes to set it into the ring. Meanwhile, Eddie charges Marvel, but Marvel back body drops him over the top rope and Eddie lands crashing on top of the ladder and Jesse! WOW! Marvel is dominating here early on. Becker tries to pick his spot and comes in and tries to hit a reverse DDT but Marvel elbows his way out of it. Marvel goes for a clothesline but Becker ducks. Becker then hits a Cactus Jack style clothesline and both men go crashing to the outside. Becker throws Marvel shoulder first into the ring post. Good god! Jesse is slow to his feet but he stomps away at Eddie for a moment. Gangsta shows up behind him and hits a few lefts and rights before throwing Jesse into the ring. Gangsta looks under the ring and grabs a table which he sets inside the ring. Becker on the otherside is thinking the same thing as he just did the same. Gangsta then grabs the ladder and nails Eddie in the face with it! Becker and Gangsta go into the ring and go tos et up their tables. They looka t each other, shrug and decide to set them up next to each other. Jesse hits a double clothesline on both men. Jesse goes up to the top, maybe looking for the 450 Splash here. Before he can get into position, Becker hits the rope nad Jesse sacks himself. Becker and Gangsta look at each other, and OH NO! They’re going to double superplex Jesse through the table! NO! Wait a minute! They set him up, but Modern Marvel is in the ring! OH NO! HE’S GONNA POWERBOMB BECKER AND GANGSTA! HE DOES! TOWER OF DOOM THROUGH THE TABLES! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! MARVEL JUST POWERBOMBED BECKER AND GANGSTA THROUGH THE FIRST TABLE AND JESSE GOT SUPERPLEXED THROUGH THE SECOND ONE! Marvel raises his arms to salute the crowd, but it doesn’t last long, as Hot Stuff Eddie flies off the opposite turnbuckle and scores with a Missile Dropkick! Eddie leaves the ring and retrieves the ladder that Jesse had earlier. He brings it into the ring. Eddie rolls an out of it Jesse out of the way and kicks some of the debris from the tables outside of the ring. Eddie sets up the ladder and begins to climb up it. He gets about halfway up before he realizes that he is too far from the belt. He’s nowhere near the center. Eddie shrugs and looks down at Gangsta and Becker, both men laying on their back. FROG SPLASH FROM THE LADDER! OW! THAT HAS TO HURT EDDIE’S RIBS ALSO! Eddie slowly makes his way up but doesn’t realize that Marvel is now up on the turnbuckle. FLYING FOREARM! Marvel goest to pick up Eddie and does so. He hits a Double Arm DDT. Marvel then grabs the ladder and sets it up horizontally on the top ropes in the corner. Marvel grabs Eddie and hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM ONTO THE LADDER! HOLY SHIT! Marvel looks at the carnage and turns around and walks straight into a Running Enziguri from Jesse! Marvel rolls out of the ring with the impact. Marvel is stunned on the outside. Jesse, back in the ring and comes off the ropes and hits a SLINGSHOT SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Both men collapse. Marvel is up to his feet first and he grabs Jesse. Jesse jabs him in the stomach and hits a DDT on thwe outside! Jesse reaches under the ring and grabs a table! Gangsta comes in and starts throwing rights and lefts and then hits a Backbreaker on Jesse. Gangsta sets up the table and puts Jesse on it. Gangsta then reaches under and finds a ladder which he then puts on top of Jesse. Gangsta climbs up to the apron and signals for an elbow drop. He goes to hit it, but hesitates. Instead, he points at the turnbuckle to the fan’s roaring approval. He heads towards the turnbuckle but before he can get up there, Modern Marvel is on the apron! Marvel throws a few rights and then sticks Gangsta’s head between his legs! OH MY GOD! NO! DON’T DO THIS! NO! CONCRETE SLEDGE! PEDIGREE FROM THE APRON RIGHT TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR. HOLY SHIT! Eddie G is back up in the ring holding his ribs. He and Becker exchange lefts and rights. Becker signals for the RKO! Eddie ducks under him and comes back looking for a clothesline, but Becker back body drops HIM TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE LANDS RIBS FIRST ON TOP OF THE LADDER AND JESSE AND BOTH MEN GO THROUGH THE TABLE! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! MY GOD THIS IS CARNAGE! EDDIE’S RIBS DRIVEN INTO THAT LADDER AND JESSE! GANGSTA IS OUT COLD AT RINGSIDE! MARVEL MAY HAVE HURT HIS KNEES! Becker is the only man up and he grabs the ladder that’s in the ring. This is the ladder that Marvel hit the Running Power Slam on Eddie on top of. Becker sets up the ladder in the centre of the ring and he has a golden opportunity here! Becker is at the top! He’s got the belt! He’s just got to get it loose! NO WAIT! MARVEL IS BACK IN THE RING! NO! NO! NO! HE PUSHED THE LADDER! Becker flies off the ladder nad gets hung up on the ropes. Marvel snickers and he sets up the ladder one more time. Marvel climbs it and is near the top when he notices that Eddie has somehow managed to roll himself back into the ring. Eddie realizes this and lays flat on his back. Eddie’s playing possum here, he’s gonna wait till Marvel is at the top of the ladder and then he’s going to knock it over. Marvel climbs up two more steps but it seems he is aware of Eddie’s actions. WAIT A SECOND! MARVEL’S SIGNALLING FOR THE ROARING ELBOW! GOOD GOD! HE HITS IT ON EDDIE! HOLY SHIT! Jesse gets back in the ring and clotheslines Marvel right to the outside! Jesse sets up the ladder and begins climbing it. Wait a minute, Da Gangsta is up too. He starts climbing the ladder. The two men are exchanging lefts and rights as they are right at the top. Jesse wobbles for a second andGangsta grabs the belt. Jesse also grabs the belt. Both men are putting all their weight on that belt! Becker gets back in the ring and knocks the ladder over leaving Jesse and Gangsta holding on for dear life, dangling ten feet above the ring! Marvel gets into the ring and looks at Becker. Marvel grabs Gangsta’s legs. Becker grabs Jesse’s legs. What the hell are they thinking here! OH MY GOD! SIMULTANEOUS ELECTRIC CHAIR DROPS! HOLY SHIT! Marvel and Becker then hit the ropes looking for the same thing and they hit a Double Clothesline! Marvel lands on Jesse, and Becker lands on Gansgta! All four men are out of it here in the middle of the ring! Wait a minute! Eddie’s set up the ladder in the corner again! What the hell is he thinkign! OH NO! FROG SPLASH ON ALL FOUR MEN! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! OH MY GOOD GOD! Eddie salutes the crowd and goes to grab the ladder and set it up. Eddie’s near the top. He could easily have the belt here. Wait a minute! Who the hell is that! IT”S J- MASTER! HE’S COME BACK! WHAT THE HELL! HE’S GOT A CHAIR! MY GOD! IT’S COVERED IN BARBED WIRE! J-Master measures Eddie and SMASHES THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR ON HIS BACK AND EDDIE FALLS OFF THE LADDER LIKE A RAG DOLL! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! J-Master hurridly climbs the ladder. NO! NOT THIS WAY! MASTER COULD HAVE THIS MATCH STOLEN! Master is near the top and he goes for the belt, but pauses as Becker is climbing up the ladder, Master throws a few right hands on Becker but Becker hits back twice as hard. Becker then SUNSET FLIPS OVER MASTER AND SITDOWN POWERBOMBS HIM OFF THE LADDER! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! DA Gangsta doesn’t miss a second and comes off the ropes with a Dropkick to the face of the seated Mike Becker! HOLY SHIT! WOW! Gangsta picks up the nearest opponent, who just so happens to be Jesse. Gangsta signals for the DDT Leg Drop but Jesse shoves Gangsta away and he nearly walks straight into a clothesline from Marvel! Gangsta comes off the ropes looking for a bulldog, but Marvel senses it. Gangsta keeps charging and looks for a clothesline on Jesse, but he ducks. Gangsta then springboards off the ropes trying to hit a cross body on Jesse, but he ducks and instead Gangsta hits the Modern Marvel, but Marvel caught him! HOLY SHIT! FALL AWAY SLAM! FALL AWAY SLAM! GOOD GOD! The fans are on their feet in appreciation here tonight. Marvel gets back up and stares at the other man who has just gotten to his feet, Mike Becker. Both men trade glances. Well these two men exchanged some harsh words earlier tonight and I think now we’ll finally get the chance to see them duke it out one on one! The two men go for a collar and elbow tie-up, but then turn to the side as both J-Master and Jesse come charging at them looking for a double clothesline. Both men duck, and Master nad Jesse hit the ropes looking for a bulldog on each men, but again they duck. Master and Jesse’s momentum stops and both turn around and pick the two heavyweights up. Master looks over at Jesse as he sets up Becker! OH MY GOD I THINK HE’S GOING FOR A PILEDRIVER! Jesse looks back over and HE’S GOT MARVEL IN PILEDRIVER POSITION! NO! DOUBLE PILEDRIVER! BOTH MEN GET PILEDRIVEN SIMULTANEOUSLY. Master and Jesse stare each other down. These two were good friends before, but after Master’s actions earlier tonight, you have to wonder what Jesse thinks of it. Just as the two men go for a tie-up, Becker and Marvel simultaneously sit up! Jesse nad Master glance at each other and come off the ropes and hit a simultaneous dropkick on both men! The two men then come off the ropes looking for another one, but this time Da Gangsta gets in their way looking for a Double Clothesline but both men duck. Master changes his course and uses Jesse’s back as a leaping stool and he hits a bicycle kick on Gangsta. Master comes off the ropes again on a groggy Gangsta and he’s looking for a tornado DDT but Gangsta threw him off. Gangsta picks up Jesse then and goes to suplex him. Marvel is up too and he looks at Gangsta. The two men lift Jesse high in the air looking for the double suplex! Jesse forces his way down and hits a DOUBLE NECKBREAKER ON BOTH MEN! WOW! As soon as Jesse is back on his feet, J-Master hits a flying headscissors and Jesse flies through the ropes and lands hard on the outside. J-Master goes off the ropes looking for a Dive move of some sorts, but Becker stands up and catches Master off guard with a sickening spinebuster. Becker sets Master’s head between his legs. He signals for the Last Ride. This is the same move he did to Master that sent him through the Cell Roof and the Flaming Tables! Becker goes for it, but Master manages to grab the top rope. Wait a minute, now he’s got the headscissors on Becker. Master spins around and sends himself backwards over the ropes and grabs onto the bottom ropes! TARANTULA! TARANTULA! Becker fights semi loose and Master’s arms slip off the turnbuckle. OH MY GOD! WIDOW’S PEAK! WIDOW’S PEAK ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! OH MY GOOD LORD THAT WAS SICK! DID YOU SEE J-MASTER’S NECK! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! Becker turns around he walks into a straight right hand from Eddie! Eddie is up! My GOD! Look at the cuts on his back from that barbed wire chair! Eddie fights with Becker for a moment and then manages to lock in an abdominal stretch. Becker gets loose almost immediately and Eddie flips over him landind flat on his back. Eddie winces in pain as the cuts are bleeding profusely. Becker goes to set up Eddie against the turnbuckle. Maybe he’s looking for a superplex. Becker hits a straitght right hand and Eddie doesn’t have time to cover up and he collapses to the point where he’s sitting in the corner. Becker turns around and contemplates his next move. Eddie grabs his tights and yanks him down, and now Becker is in front of Eddie. Wait a minute! Da Gangsta is in the other corner! Eddie saw that and now he’s using Becker as a human shield. Gangsta outsmarts both men and goes for an unconventional (for him anyways) Bronco Buster injuring and humiliating both men. Gangsta turns around and walks right into a sickening clothesline from Modern Marvel. Marvel lifts Gangsta high in the air and hit’s a sickening Gorilla Press Slam! Marvel picks up the ladder and jabs it into Gangsta’s spine. He then sets it down on the floor and he rolls Gangsta on top of it. Marvel signals for the Roaring Elbow and goes towards the turnbuckle. He gets up to the turnbuckle and goes for the move, but Jesse blocks his path. Jesse throws a few lefts and rights and picks up Marvel. Oh no! He’s looking for a superplex! SUPERPLEX! MARVEL LANDS ON TOP OF GANGSTA AND THE LADDER! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Jesse grabs the ladder from underneath them and lays it down open on it’s sides. He then leaves the ring and grabs another ladder which he leans on top of the other. He’s got almost a catapault of ladders here in the corner. Jesse grabs the nearest man who just happens to be Becker and sets him up on the top rope. Oh my God! Jesse is going to superplex Becker onto that ladder catapault! NO! Marvel and Gangsta are back up and are exchanging lefts and rights both men staggering. Jesse tries to lift Becker but Becker manages to lift Jesse up and OH GOOD GOD! THE LAST RIDE! THE LAST RIDE! THE LAST RIDE INTO THE CATAPAULT SENDING THE TOP LADDER SMASHING INTO THE FACES OF MODERN MARVEL AND GANGSTA! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Becker goes outside of the ring and looks under the ring. He finds a trash can lid, which he smacks a staggering Eddie with and then tosses ti aside. He finds a steel chair but tosses it aside too. He then finds a bag of some sorts! Oh no! That had better not be what I think it is! Becker gets in the ring and dumps out hundreds of thumbtacks all over the place! Good God! Becker goes for the first person up and it’s Gangsta. Becker tries to set up the groggy and bloody Gangsta. It appears that ladder may have broken Gangsta’s nose and he is bleeding heavily. Gangsta reverses and goes for a German Suplex right on the thumbtacks! Obviously, Gangsta is not aware of those tacs there! Gangsta tries to get him up but he can’t! Wait a minute! Marvel is up! Marvel sets his arms through Gangsta’s legs and just as Gangsta hits a German on Becker, Marvel hits the ANGLE SLAM ON GANGSTA! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! ALL THREE MEN FLY INTO THE THUMBTACKS! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Eddie climbs up to the top rope and signals for the Frog Splash! Eddie looks down and sees all of the thumbtacks an thinks twice about it. Instead he grabs one of the ladders and sets it up in the middle of the ring. On the way he stomps on Gangsta’a hand for fun and then taunts the crowd. Eddie is climbing the ladder! He could have it here! But Jesse is up! Jesse goes to shove the ladder, but Eddie pleads with him not to do it! Jesse shrugs and decides to not push it. Jesse then climbs up the otherside to a mortified Eddie who stars climbing faster trying to get to the belt before Jesse getsup there. Jesse gets up however and grabs Eddie, but he fights loose. Eddie throws a stiff right hand and Jesse nearly falls right off the ladder into the waiting pile of thumbtacks. EDDIE SUNSET FLIPS OVER JESSE AND HITS A POWERBOMB INTO THE THUMBTACKS! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Eddie goes and sets up the ladder in the corner. He leans it against the turnbuckle. Eddie then climbs up the turnbuckle and puts his weight onto the ladder. He’s going to throw his body weight on to the ladder and make it fall on Jesse. Ingenious really, that’ll will definetly reduce the thumbtacks that Eddie gets hit with. Eddie goes to shove the ladder but at the last minute let’s go and let’s the ladder fall by itself and hit Jesse. But Marvel is up! Marvel goes to SuperPlex Eddie onto the tacks! Marvel’s back is bleeding badly! Eddie is shaking his head. Gangsta is up too and he attacks Marvel from behind with several hard shtos to the spne and bck of the head. Eddie sees his chance and scurries down the turnbuckle and to the outside. Marvel hits an uppercut to Gangsta and then exposes the turnbuckle. Marvel tries to slingshot Gangsta face first into it, but Gangsta kicks outwards and shoves him spine-first into the turnbuckle. Gangsta sets Marvel up and he’s going for a SuperPlex! Gangsta tries to lift Marvel but he can’t! Wait a minute! What the hell is Marvel trying to do! OH MY GOD! MARVEL JUST SUPERPLEXED GANGSTA THE OTHER WAY! GOOD GOD! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING TO THE FLOOR! HOLY SHIT! GANGSTA’S SPINE JUST SMASHED AGAINST THE SECURITY RAILING AND HE GOES FLYING INTO THE CROWD! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Jesse staggers up and looks at the scene! Becker is lying in thumbtacks! J-Master’s neck could be broken! Gangsta is unconcious in the first and second row! Marvel could have a broken back! Jesse sees the opportunity and grabs the ladder! Jesse gets all the way to near the top! This could be his chance here! Jesse has the belt! But he can’t get it loose! OH NO! EDDIE HAS A BOARD THAT’S BIGGER THAN HIS BODY AND IT’S COVERED IN BARBED WIRE. MY GOD SOMETHING IS DRIPPING! OH NO HE’S GOT A LIGHTER! IT’S ON FIRE! NO! EDDIE SMASHES JESSE IN THE BACK WITH HIS FIST AND THEN POWERBOMBS JESSE OFF THE LADDER ONTO THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! It literally extinguished itself on Jesse’s back! Eddie climbs up the ladder and gets to the top. He has his arms hooked around the belt! He can’t get it loose! HE forces his entire body weight onto it and the ladder gives way! Eddie is dangling above hundreds of thumbtacks and that barbed wire board. He’s willing to sacrifice himself to grab that belt! Wait a minute! MIKE BECKER IS UP! BECKER IS UP! OH NO! BECKER GRABS EDDIE FOR A POWERBOMB! NO! NO! NO! GOD NO! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! NOW EDDIE GETS POWERBOMBED ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Mike Becker grabs the ladder and sets it up! HE”S GONNA HAVE IT! HE’S GONNA GET IT! HE CLIMBS UP, UNHOOKS THE BELT AND HE’S GOT IT BY GOD HE’S GOT IT!
DING DING DING!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW WNC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, MIKE BECKER!!!!!!!

MY GOD WHAT A MATCH! MIKE BECKER CAME OUT ON TOP BUT ALL SIX OF THESE MEN HAVE GOT TO BE IN TREMENDOUS PAIN! GOOD GOD! LOOK AT THE BLOOD! THE CARNAGE! THE BODIES LYING BROKEN AND BRUISED EVERYWHERE! MIKE BECKER HAS WON BACK THE WNC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! GOOD GOD WHAT A MATCH!!!!!!! THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET SHOWING THEIR APPRECIATION FOR ALL OF THESE MEN! AND MIKE BECKER, LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM, TONIGHT HE PROVED THAT HE CERTAINLY MAY WELL BE “THE BEST”!!!!!!!!!!! GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY!