WNC Ultimate Destruction DVD

[Mike Jones]

WNC Ultimate Destruction

The WNC logo appears and fades away as ominous dark music cuts in.

Tonight, it’s all about Survival.
(Images of Team, WWA and Team WNC flash by.)

It’s about Championships
(Images of WCW and Raw Impact flash by.)

It’s about Corporate Greed
(Images of Charles Kennedy and Harold Johnson)

It’s about Opportunity
(Images of X-Pac 360 and Matt Acherman)

But above all else, it’s about….Ultimate Destruction

(Images of Team WWA, WNC, Raw Impact and WCW flash by at lightning quick speeds until it fades to black and we see the ominous Hell in A Cell)

(We hear Mike Becker say, This is My Title and no one will take it from me without a fight. We heard Marvel say, I am the E-Fed Icon and it’s time for me to finally prove myself. Lastly we hear CMW say G-Unit is taking over the WNC, and I will finally achieve my destiny. The Images fade to black again and it focuses in on the Cell.)

Careers have been shortened.
(Image of J-Master being powerbombed through the tables.)

Lives Forever Changed

Truly, this is Carnage.
(Image of the Mass Brawl between WWA and WNC)

Indefinetly this is Brutality
(Image of Raw Impact and WCW exchanging chair shots)

But above all else, this is Ultimate Destruction
(The camera zooms in on all 3 men in the main event and then shows the WNC World Title and the Hell In A Cell as we fade to black.) (An even creepier voice kicks in: Oh yes, there will be blood.)

We see an image of what appears to be a computer-animated city that has been completely leveled. The words appear as the voice-over says “And Now, the WNC presents, Ultimate Destruction!”

Megadeth’s Symphony of Destruction plays and pyro explodes from all areas on the stage and ramp and a wall of fire is created at the center of the stage.

The pyro ends and the camera pans out as our announcers welcome us to Ultimate Destruction live from the Rexall Place in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. We glance around the stage and there are 3 smashed cars piled up on top of each other. On the other side, there is an overturned bus with a large hole in it. Beneath the Titan Tron is a screen shot of the Damaged City with the words Ultimate Destruction written in blood red. On the opposite side of the Titan Tron is a large stage.

Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome you to the WNC’s Ultimate Destruction live from the Rexall Place in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Tonight, Championships will be decided in grueling environments including the one that hangs ominously above the ring, the Hell In A Cell. But folks, we’ve got lots to get too so let’s get started.

(Fozzy’s Born of Anger hits to a big pop!)
Well folks, this match here was just announced on the pre-show. Both Sheena Michaels and RKO Sledge Angel will be competing in the 5 on 5 No Disqualifcation match, but right now they will be competing one on one for the WNC woman’s championship.

Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC Woman’s Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from Adelaide, South Australia, Sheena Michaels!

(Mercyful Fate’s Burn In My Light hits.)
And her opponent, from Singapore, Asia, she is the WNC Woman’s Champion and is a member of G-Unit, RKO Sledge Angel!

DING DING DING!
This match-up is underway. Michaels goes for a collar and elbow tie-up, and RKO manages to work it over into an arm-wringer. Michaels hits a kick to the mid section to break out and then goes for a DDT but is pushed off. RKO looks to hit a neckbreaker but Michaels counters and hits a Belly to Back Suplex! RKO charges at Michaels and gets a Back Body Drop for her troubles. RKO comes at Michaels with a right hand, but it’s blocked and Michaels hits one of her own, followed by three sucessive knife-edge chops. Michaels attempts to hit a DDT, but RKO reverses and goes behind looking for perhaps a German Suplex, but Michaels elbows her way out of it and gets behind RKO. Michaels hits a Release German Suplex and RKO lands on her feet! RKO then hits a Big Boot to the back of Michaels head! RKO goes down and attempts to lock in a crossface-chickenwing, but Michaels rolls it through into a School Boy but instead of going for the pin she tries to lock in the Walls of Jericho. RKO struggles so Michaels gives up and slingshots RKO hanging her up on the top rope face first. Michaels stalks RKO looking for a clothesline and she hits it! Michaels picks up RKO and hits a Sidewalk Slam! Michaels then hits a Reverse Atomic Drop. Michaels building some momentum now. A clothesline! And another! Michaels hits a third and then goes up top! Looking for the Flying Elbow Drop but RKO rolle dout of the ring. Michaels still uptop now looking for a FLYING CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE AND IT CONNECTS! Both girls go crashing into the security railing! The referee begins a ten count! One! Two! Three! Both girls slowly to their feet! Four! Both exchange a few fists! Five! Six! Michaels has the advantage! Seven! Michaels goes to Irish Whip RKO into the turnbuckle but it’s reversed and Michaels goes at it face first! Eight! RKO sets Michaels on the apron! Nine! RKO hits an elbow to Michaels exposed neck and then gets back in the ring breaking the ref’s ten count! RKO hits a few kicks to Michaels and yells at her “Get up, Bitch!” RKO slaps Michaels and begins to pick her up, but Michaels hits a devastating back hand and RKO staggers backwards. Michaels runs at RKO looking for a Sunset Flip but RKO counters it! She has the tights! One! Two! Three!
DING DING DING!

Here is your winner and STILL the WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel.

Dammit! RKO stole the match again! Well, folks we will see these two young ladies duke it out later tonight in the Five on Five No Disqualification Match between Team WNC and Team WWA.

We head backstage and Eric Carsons is standing by with the Wrestling God.

Eric: Good evening ladies and Gentleman, I am standing by with the Former WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, The Wrestling God. Now Wrestling God has requested that prior to this interview we show the replay of the closing moments of his match against West Coast Wonder this past Monday in Calgary.

We see the replay of WG grabbing the barbed wire chair and then Eddie trying to take it off him and then hitting him accidentally, followed by WCW’s Frog Splash and the subsequent pinfall.

WG: There you have it folks. That filthy little Mexican stole my damn title. That’s all they are good for is stealing, and gardening! (Big heat!) You people can hate me all you want, but it’s only because you know I am speaking the truth! I’m saying what each and every one of you is thinking, but you’re just too damn scared to say it. If I had my way there would be landmines across the border! Somebody needs to call the police, because I have just been robbed. I WILL get my title back and when I do, I’ll be replacing it with a new one. AS soon as you put your filthy little hands on it, you diminished it’s value by at least forty percent. That’s if you haven’t already gone and pawned it off for gambling money and liquor. Now as for tonight, Team WWA you come in here thinking you can take over this place, well guess what, that just ain’t gonna happen. The last thing we need are a bunch of violent, hypocritical and uneducated negro’s that my grand daddy used to have paint his fence running around here like a bunch of damn lunatics! (More heat!) Boo me all you like, but you know damn well I am telling you the truth! What I say is true, and I am what I say I am, a Wrestling God!

We head back to ringside and our announce team are absolutely disgusted by what Wrestling God just said!

Well none the less, folks, coming up next should be an interesting match, and it got a lot more personal this past Monday.

(We are taken to a video package set to “Suffocate” by Cold. It shows footage of Ty Langston arriving in the WNC and his victory against Bob. We also see clips of Metal God beating the hell out of Ty Langston and stuffing him in a locker. We then see Metal God walking in on Ty’s girlfriend Jamie in the shower and her slap as well as the ensuing brawl that ensued.)

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
(My Chemical Romance’s I’m Not Okay (I Promise) hits)
Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 185 pounds, being accompanied by Jamie Hudson, this is Ty Langston!

(Judas Priest’s Painkiller hits.)
And his opponent, from Hell’s Gate weighing in at 325 pounds and being accompanied by Bad Gurl, this is Metal God!

(Bad Gurl and Metal God come out and pause at the bottom of the rampway. They both play air guitar in tune with the guitar solo and bang their heads as pyro explodes behind them.)

DING DING DING!
Metal God gets in the ring and this match-up is under way. Langston goes for a collar and elbow tie-up, but Metal God uses a high-placed knee to break it and then hits a Pumphandle Slam! Metal God picks up Langston like a rag doll and hits a big time Scoop Slam! Metal God taunts the audience a moment and then goes to pick up Langston, but Langston rolls backwards and grabs the ropes. Metal God comes towards the ropes but Langston uses them to push off and hits a dropkick to the knees. Langston takes advantage and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Langston picks up Metal God and goes for an Inverted Back Drop but Metal God uses his size to muscle his way loose. Metal God then charges Langston looking for a clothesline but he ducks, but then Metal comes off the ropes and hits a Big Boot and Langston goes down! Metal makes a seductive taunt at Ty’s girlfriend Jamie who looks on in disgust. Metal picks up Ty and goes for another Big Boot but this time Ty catches it and yanks on it taking Metal off his feet. Ty continues to hold onto the leg and tries to hook in a Sharpshooter but Metal is too big and he kicks himself loose! Bad Gurl on the outside grabs Langston’s leg and tries to distract him. Metal then runs at him but Ty gets underneath him and manages to back body drop Metal to the outside landing a cross body on his girlfriend Bad Gurl! Wow! What a smart maneuver there by Langston! Metal God checks on Bad Gurl and she’s okay, just a little shaken up. He gets in the ring furious and begins landing stiff left and right hand hooks on Ty. Ty tries to regain momentum by coming off the ropes but walks into another Big Boot! Metal God grabs Ty and hooks in a Cobra Clutch! We know see that Ty has been lacerated as a result of that Big Boot! Ty is able to muscle his way over to the ropes and grab it. Bad Gurl kicks his hand off of the rope but it’s too late and the referee forces Metal to break the hold. Jamie glances over menacingly at Bad Gurl who backs off. Metal hits a variety of straight lefts and rights to the already bloody face of Ty Langston. Metal picks up Ty and hits an Inverted Atomic Drop followed by a sickening Spinebuster! Metal goes for a DDT but Langston counters and comes off the ropes but walks into a big time Power Slam! Immediately Metal goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count! Metal lays the boots to Ty’s mid-section and then taunts him and smacks him across the face as he picks him up. Metal taunts him some more but Ty hits a thumb to the eyes. Ty then comes off the ropes looking for a clothesline, but Metal gets the boot up. Ty dodges the boot and comes from behind with a chop to the back of the knee’s. Ty picks up Metal and hits a Fisherman’s Suplex into the cradle! One! Two! Thre…! NO! Bad Gurl just grabbed the referee and pulled him out of the ring! What the Hell was that for? Oh Boy! Jamie Hudson just speared Bad Gurl and they’re rolling around on the floor right here in front of us! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGGGGGGHTTTTTT! Metal God goes to the outside and yanks Jamie off of Bad Gurl and picks her up as if he’s going to chokeslam her! No! Don’t do this! Look Out! Ty Langston comes off the top rope and hits a Shooting Star Press to the outside! My God! Metal shoved Jamie right into Ty’s path! And all 3 of them are down! Oh my God! Folks, Jamie is hurt bad! She’s unconcious!

Ty (yelling frantically): “We need some help out here!”

Ladies and Gentleman, that’s a near-200 pound man coming down on that poor young girl! Good Lord, we need help out here now, damn it!

The referee begins a ten count. Ty doesn’t seem awfully concerned about this match however. Metal appears to want this match to continue as he picks Ty up and throws him into the ring. Ty tries to get out and check on Jamie but he walks into a Running Yakuza Kick! Metal puts Ty onto the turnbuckle! Uh-Oh! Is this what I think it is! Metal goes to the corner and lifts Ty above him and hits the Super Crucifix Powerbomb! MY GOD! RIDE THE LIGHTNING! IT’S OVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, METAL GOD!

Metal God and Bad Gurl celebrate as they walk up the stage. EMT’s bring out a stretcher and are attending to Jamie. Ty seems to be out cold in the ring also as we head to an advertisement!

We see a commercial advertising two new albums out from Roadrunner Records. First, Roardunner United’s album and Secondly, Nickelback’s latest All The Right Reasons.

We come back from commercial and the EMT’s are carting Jamie Hudson up the ramp. Ty is limping alongside her with the aid of our referee. He looks extremely concerned.

Wait a minute! What the hell! Metal God is back out here! OH NO! Metal God just clotheslined the Hell out of Ty Langston! What the Hell is he doing with that stretcher! He’s taking it backstage! What the hell? Get a camera back there!

We finally get a camera back there and we see Metal carting the stretcher throughout the backstage area before finally coming to a stop in front of someone’s dressing room. He rolls it inside and Bad Gurl is already in there. Our camera man follows him in but Metal locks the door behind him! Metal then picks up the lifeless Jamie and sits her on a chair and begins taping her arms to it! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING!

We head back to ringside and Ty is pissed off and he runs backstage and he’s kicking things over yelling “Where the Hell is She you Assholes?”

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the Number One Contender for the WNC World Heavyweight Championship.

MAKE SOME NOISE!
X-PAC!
(Wanna Be A Balla by Lil Troy hits to a mixed reaction.)
Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 245 pounds, X-Pac 360!

Well, X-Pac is making his debut here tonight in the WNC and he has a chance to propel himself instantly and become the number one contender. X-Pac accompanied by his “manager” Mr. Trashcan. Mr. Trashcan will NOT be involved in this match however as it is not a No Disqualifcation contest. This is regular contest with normal rules. So, X-Pac would be wise to leave Mr. Trashcan out of it. Of course, I don’t believe the rules mean a damn thing to X-Pac but we’ll find out here tonight!

(Nightwish’s Ghost Love Scene hits to a decent reaction.)
And the opponent, from Thornhill, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 195 pounds, Matt Ackerman!

Well folks, Matt Ackerman is also making his debut here tonight in the WNC. These two athletes have had success on the grand stage. Ackerman a former NBWF Heavyweight and TV Champion, an ECWF World Champion also. X-Pac 360 a former Intercontinental, European and Hardcore Champion. Also a former NBWF X Champion.

DING DING DING!
The referee rings the bell and this match-up is under way. Both men go for a collar and elbow tie-up. X-Pac gets the best of NNN and hits a Gut Wrench Powerbomb! X-Pac goes for the X Clash but NNN grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself up. X-Pac goes for a kick to the mid-section but NNN grabs it. X-Pac tries to use the Dragon Whip but NNN ducks it also. NNN grabs the leg and tries to lock in the Proton Lock but X-Pac gets to the ropes before it can be locked in and the referee forces Ackerman to brak the hold. NNN picks up X-Pac and hits a Kip-up Dropkick knocking X-Pac back into the turnbuckle. Ackerman charges and goes for the Dynamite Punch Rush as he hits X-Pac nearly 30 times before X-Pac collapses! The fans are really getting behind Ackerman now! Ackerman picks up X-Pac and goes for the Razor’s Edge but at the last minute changes it to a Diamond Cutter! Wow! The Ack-Murderer! NNN picks up X-Pac and tries to hook in the Styles Clash, but X-Pac rolls it through and then hits the X Clash! X-Pac comes off the ropes looking for an Extreme Neckbreaker Drop, but Ackerman uses his momentum and hits a Standing Dragonrana! Ackerman tries to get X-Pac up for the Falcon Arrow but X-Pac hits a Tornado DDT! X-Pac locks in the Mexican Stretch on Ackerman, but he gets to the ropes. X-Pac picks up Ackerman and tries to hit the X-Factor but it’s reversed into a Ganso Bomb! Wow! Ackerman just dropped X-Pac right on his head! X-Pac slowly gets up and walks into the Shotei Running Palm Strike. Ackerman sets up X-Pac for the Canadian Destroyer, but X-Pac gets loose and hits the Side Effect! X-Pac looks in the Walls of X-Pac! Ackerman is in substantial pain but he manages to grab the bottom rope. X-Pac takes full advantage of the referee’s five count by not letting go until the referee says four. X-Pac goes for a Green Hole Slam but Ackerman counbters and he’s got him up! We could see an F-5 here! Here it goes! WOW! He just did an F-5 and then an Emerald Fusion! WOW! The Moon Over Bourbon Street! What a phenomenal move! Ackerman picks up X-Pac and goes for another Ganso Bomb but X-Pac gets loose and hits a few high kicks. X-Pac then hits a Belly to Belly Suplex! X-Pac runs at Ackerman but gets a clothesline. X-Pac runs at Ackerman again and Ackerman tries to hit a clothesline but X-Pac ducks. X-Pac comes off looking for a clothesline but Ackerman ducked that also and bow Ackerman hits the Sattelite Headscissors! WOW! Déjà vu! Ackerman grabs X-Pac looking for a Fireman’s Carry but he drops X-Pac back onto his feet and he got a knee to the face for his troubles! He calls that Go 2 Sleep! Ackerman hits the Shining Wizard and knocks X-Pac down! Ackerman heads up top now looking for a Inverted Shooting Star Press but X-Pac is up! Ackerman changes course and hits the Reverse Halo! Wow! X-Pac slowly gets up and Ackerman goes for the SSD, but X-Pac breaks free with a thumb to the eyes and hits a Sambo Suplex! Wow! What strength! X-Pac Irish Whip’s Ackerman but he hits a handspring off the roopes into a 450 Moonsault Elbow Drop! Wow! The Superstar Elbow! Ackerman goes up! He’s looking for the 720 Splash! Here he comes! My God! He did a 900! BUT X-PAC GOT HIS KNEE’S UP! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! ACKERMAN’S RIBS HAVE GOT TO BE KILLING HIM! X-Pac takes full advantage and hits a Reverse Frankensteiner, followed by a Gutwrench Suplex! X-Pac stalks Ackerman and hits a Jumping Shoulder Block! X-Pac waiting for Ackerman to get up again! He’s up and X-Pac charges at him going for the Gore but Ackerman moves out of the way and X-Pac flies through the ropes and lands awkardly on the outside! OH MY GOD! Now, what’s Ackerman doing! He comes off the ropes! Cartwheel! And OH MY GOD! PHOENIX SPLASH TO THE OUTSIDE! GOOD LORD! Ackerman just simultaneously went from the Cartwheel into a Phoenix Splash! The fans are on their feet, showing their appreication for this amazing athleticism being shown by both individuals here tonight. Ackerman there with what he calls the Space Flying Phoenix Attack taking out both men. The referee checks on both men and begins a ten count. At eight and a half both men roll back into the ring! Both men are in rough shape, perhaps Ackerman the worse for wear. X-Pac and Ackerman trade punches and Ackerman gets the best of them and hits a Corkscrew Pele Kick! Ackerman goes for a combined Kimura armbar and Guillotine Choke, as he calls it Death’s Head, but X-Pac frees himself! X-Pac hits the Superkick! X-Pac gets behind Ackerman looking for a German Suplex but Ackerman elbows loose! Ackerman goes for the Burning Hammer, but X-Pac gets loose also! X-Pac then hits a Release German Suplex, but Ackerman landed on his feet! Looking for a Reverse Suplex now, my GOD HE TURNED IT INTO A PILEDRIVER! GOOD LORD! DON’T CRY FOR HIM HE’S ALREADY DEAD! He’s going up top! MY GOD! A 360 Helicopter Splash! He calls that the Vomit Comet! Ackerman picks up X-Pac looking for perhaps the Styles Clash! No wait! At the lawst minute he goes for the Ganso Bomb! Good God he’s looking for the Granting the Death Wish maneuve,r but X-Pac countrs and THERE IT IS! X-FACTOR! X-Pac goes for the cover! One! Two! Thre….! MY GOD! TWO AND THREE QUARTERS! SOMEHOW ACKERMAN GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! X-Pac goes up top now signalling for the Shooting Star Money Shot and here he goes! But Acherman rolled out of the way! Acherman grabs X-Pac and goes for the Shellshock but X-Pac counters and tries to lock in the X-Factor but Acherman pulls loose looking for the Crossface but X-Pac rolls through looking for a pin but at the last minute attempts to hook in the Walls of X-Pac but Ackerman rolls IT through! Ackerman now trying to lock in the Walls of X-Pac ON X-Pac but X-pac is struggling. Oh no! Ackerman goes for the slingshot! BUT X-PAC LANDED ON HIS FEET ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! X-PAC COMES OFF LOOKING FOR A MOONSAULT CROSSBODY BUT ACKERMAN CATCHES HIM! STRAIGHT-JACKET LUNGBLOWER! MY GOD! Ackerman Irish Whips X-Pac with force into the turnbuckle and X-Pac bounces back and Ackerman goes for the Burning Hammer, but X-Pac rolls out of the way trying to do a school boy but Ackerman kicks him in the face! X-Pac hits the rake of the eyes and he’s looking for the Pedigree! Ackerman back body drops his way out of it! Ackerman now looking for the Canadian Destroyer! AND HE HITS IT! UP TOP! 720 SPLASH! NO! X-PAC MOVED! GOOD GOD BOTH MEN ARE BEATEN AND BRUISED! X-Pac gets Ackerman up looking for the Reverse Blizzard Suplex but Ackerman counters and goes for the Ganso Bomb! X-Pac counters and hits a Powerbomb of his own sending Ackerman right into the turnbuckle! Uh-Oh! We know what this means! BRONCO BUSTER! X-Pac gets him up! DIAMOND CUTTER! OH NO! HE’S GOING FOR XXX! COULD IT BE? HE’S UP TOP! Looking for the Shooting Star Press to complete the trifectum. But Ackerman just popped up! X-Pac now repositioning himself! Where the hell is Ackerman going! He’s climbing up the other turnbuckle! What the Hell? OH MY GOD! HE’S RUNNING ACROSS THE ROPES TO WHERE X-PAC IS! SHINING WIZARD! GOOD GOD! THE ACK-CELERATOR AND BOTH MEN ARE OUT OF IT! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! The referee checks them and begins another ten count. Both men barely get in at 9. Ackerman and X-Pac go for a collar and elbow tie-up. Ackerman is getting the best but X-Pac hits a kick to the mid-section and tries to hit the Pedigree! HE HIT IT! Now, X-Pac looking for the Lionsault! This could be the Glorified X here! HE HIT IT! IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER! ONE! TWO! THRE…NO!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?? OH MY GOD!!!!! ACKERMAN GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE KICK OUT OF THAT? X-Pac is frustrated! He’s going for the X Clash! It’s countered! Ackerman looking for the Styles Clash! But he hits the Ganso Bomb instead! GOOD GOD! GRANTING THE DEATH WISH! THE COVER! ONE! TWO! THR….NO! 2 AND 8/10’s! Good LORD! WHAT A HELLACIOUS MATCH! Ackerman hits the Kip-Up Dropkick! Now he’s looking for the Burning Hammer! WAIT A MINUTE! A DIAMOND CUTTER! GOOD GOD! THE DIAMOND CUTTER ’05! WHAT INNOVATION! He’s going up top! 720 SPLASH! 720 SPLASH! MY GOD! ONE! TWO! THRE…..WHAT? WHAT THE HELL?? MY GOD X-PAC GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! HOW IN THE HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE!!!! Ackerman picks up X-Pac now looking for the Atomic Drop now! My GOD! HE’s trying for the Complete Shot! He’s looking for the Switchback ’05! But X-Pac counters! SUPER KICK! MY GOD! ACKERMAN’S BEEN BUSTED WIDE OPEN! X-PAC hits a Drop Toe Hold and then a dropkick to the side of the head sending the back of Ackerman’s head into the turnbuckle! Here he goes! Looking for the X-Factor! BUT ACKERMAN GOT UP! MY GOD! Looking for a Powerbomb but X-Pac looks for a Seated Senton and manages to land on the top turnbuckle! Ackerman goes up after him looking for the Spider German Suplex He Hits IT BUT X-PAC LANDED ON HIS FEET! MY GOD! X-Pac has Ackerman up on the top rope! X-Pac lifted him right up! My God! He’s gonna try and Spinebuster Ackerman right off the top rope! NO! DON’T DO IT! WAIT A MINUTE! ACKERMAN COUNTERS! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING! OH MY GOD! SUPER REVERSE CANADIAN DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BROKEN NECK BLUES! GOOD GOD IT’S OVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!!!

DING DING DING!!!!!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, MATT ACKRMAN!!!!!!!!

MY GOD! WHAT A MATCH! WHAT A MATCH! GOOD GOD! WE NEED EMT’S! X-PAC MAY HAVE A BROKEN DAMN NECK! THE REXALL PLACE HAS ERUPTED FOR THESE TWO AMAZING YOUNG ATHLETES! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!

We go to a video package advertising the feud between Charles Kennedy and Harold Johnson.

[Mike Jones]

We come back to ringside and we are shown some of the highlights of the last match! We also are shown footage of X-Pac being taken away on a stretcher! X-Pac was concious and this is just a precaution but it certainly is a neccesary one. What a match though by both combatants. Matt Ackerman will go on to face the WNC Champion at the next WNC PPV to be announced later tonight! But folks coming up next, the fate of WNC BeatDown is on the line as the C.E.O. Charles Kennedy battles former GM Harold Johnson for control of BeatDown in a No Holds Barred Falls Count Anywhere match-up!

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman the following contes ti s a No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere Match-Up and it is to determine the General Manager of WNC BeatDown!

I’M BACK!
AND I’M BETTER THAN EVER!
GOT A KNACK!
FOR MAKING THINGS BETTER!

Introducing first, from Louisville, Kentucky, he is the former General Manger of BeatDown and a Martial Arts Expert, Harold Johnson!

(Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen hits.)

And the opponnent from Rochester, New York, he is the C.E.O. of World Net Championship Wrestling, this is Charles Kennedy!

DING DING DING!
This match-up is under way! Kennedy hits a stiff right and goes behind Johnson and hits a few clubs to the back of the head. Johnson shakes loose and hits a Modified Spinning Wheel Kick to the chairman’s jaw! My God! Charles Kennedy has been busted open! Already? Wow! Johnson continues to hit various kicks to the mid-section until Kennedy flies backwards over the ropes! The referee may need to take a serious look at stopping this match. Our chairman has been lacerated and he is gushing blood! Johnson throws Kennedy into the steel steps like a ragdoll. Johnson grabs a steel chair and NAILS Kennedy on the back with it twice! Kennedy rolls over his head on the steps! He’s pleading with Johnson not to hit him again! Here he goes, LOW BLOW BY KENNEDY! Johnson came in looking for another chair shot but Kennedy got his foot up! Kennedy staggers to his feet and Irish Whips Johnson onto the rampway. The two men battle it out on the rampway! Johnson hits Kennedy with a vicious kick and goes backstage for a moment! He returns with a garbage can which he dumps out before putting it on Kennedy’s head! The trash can is filled with various weapons. Johnson picks out a kendo stick and smashes it a few times across Kennedy’s back! Johnson goes to grab a shovel and swings it hard but Kennedy rolled out of the way! He tries again but Kennedy grabs it and yanks it hard causing Johnson to fall hard on his ass! Kennedy grabs something! My God! It’s a Rake! He’s smashing it across the back of Johnson! The crowd loves this! Both men on the stage now! Kennedy grabs Johnson and lifts him right above his head. My God! The bloody Charles Kennedy has a sadistic grin on his face! What the hell is he gonna do? OH MY GOD! HE THREW HIM! HE THREW HIM OFF THE STAGE ONTO THE OVERTURNED BUS! Kennedy jumps down there and picks up an already out of it Johnson! What the hell? He’s signalling for a powerbomb! MY GOD! He just powerbombed him through that hole in the bus! Good God! Wait a minute! Apparently we have a camera inside the bus! We cut to that camera and we see Johnson lying flat on his back! We see Kennedy 10 feet up on the roof of the bus! What the hell? MY GOD! ELBOW DROP! He goes for the cover! The referee stays on top of the bus and counts! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER, CHARLES KENNEDY!

Good GOD! Did you see that? We need help down there! Where the hell’s our EMT’s? Are they still with X-Pac?

We go backstage and we see Jamie Hudson tied to a chair! She has been muffled and is bleeding from the forehead! Bad Gurl and Metal God stand by. Bad Gurl slaps her hard across the face and Jamie whimpers. What the hell is the meaning of this? Where the hell is Ty Langston?

We head back to ringside just in time to hear our announcer.

Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Dead Man’s Specialty Match. And it will take place live from the Northland’s Agricom across the parking lot. Here to explain the rules is Eric Carsons!

Eric: Good evening, I am standing outside the Northland’s Agricom where our next match will take place! This morning the Dead Man faxed this information over to us. This match-up is a hardcore match-up with no pinfalls, submissions or disqualifcations. The catch is it will take place inside of a Gymnasium Storage Room! Or at least that’s where these men will start. Earlier today, both men were blindfolded and led inside the Agricom. Both men are currently inside the Gym Storage Room waiting for the instructions. Now in order to win the match, they must be able to not only escape the Storage Room which is somewhere in the building, but they must also escape the building itself! The first man to escape the building by any mean’s neccesary will be the winner!

We head to an area inside the storage room where our referee is standing by with a microphone.

Ref: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is the Dead Man’s Specialty Match where you must escape the building to be declared the winner! Standing to my left from Death Valley, weighing in at 315 pounds, The Dead Man! And to my right, from his parent’s basement, weighing in at 150 pounds, Bob! Gentleman, you may begin!

DING DING DING! The referee rings a makeshift bell and the two men charge each other. Dead Man hits a clothesline. Dead Man goes over to a large storage compartment and tips it over sending balls, boxes and other things crashing to the floor narrowly missing Bob. We see the referee leave the room. Well, there are no pinfalls. Essentially the first man to escape the building.Now remember folks these two men were blindfolded and have never been inside this building before. The referee was not so he’s obviously headed for the exit. Dead Man picks up a hockey stick and nails Bob with it several times! Dead Man grabs another box and tips it out and he grabs a few tennis balls and hucks them at Bob! He then grabs a soccer ball and kicks it straight at Bob clocking him in the head! He then finds an air pump and smacks Bob on the head with it! He then sets up and pumps air into Bob’s mouth, shoving the tube right down his throat! Dead Man grabs another box and dumps it and he finds a skipping rope! He whips Bob with it several times and then begins choking him out! He then throws Bob into the storage room door and Bob flies through it! My God! The Door came off it’s hinges! What the Hell does Dead Man have now! A SHOT PUT! OH! HE JUST DROPPED IT ON BOB’S NETHER-REGIONS! What is this, Dead Man is winding some sort of crank. He’s lowering the basketball hoops. He just found a tug of war and tossed it up there! What the hell is he doing! Oh GOD! He’s tying the other end to Bob’s ankle! Oh no! He’s cranking it up again! BOB IS HANGING BY HIS ANKLE! GOOD GOD! Several referee’s show up and attempt to untie Bob but Dead Man is long gone! Dead Man kicks a door down and he’s now inside of a hallway. He goes to the end of the hallway and he’s inside of a kitchen! He just grabbed a bottle of wine off the shelf and cracked it open! He’s drinking it! One of the chef’s tries to stop him and he smashes the bottle over his head! Good Lord! Dead Man continues through the kitchen, knocking over another chef to taste his stew. He does so and with a disgusted look on his face spits it all over the fallen chef! Dead Man kicks open the door and he’s inside of a restaurant! Customers back away from him as he comes through! He then kicks through a door that says exit and he’s in a corridor of some sorts! The camera cuts away and we see Bob running through the restaurant! Dead Man goes down a set of stairs and goes to go down another one! He gets half way down and Bob jumps him and both men fall down the stairs! Bob tries to pick up Dead Man but he hits a harsh uppercut! Dead Man throws Bob through another door and he almost gets shot by a rifle! WHAT??? OH NO! THERE’S A HUNTING CONVENTION! The two men brawl through and luckily the hunters have stopped shooting. Dead Man picks up a Moose head off the wall and puts it on Bob’s head and tosses him into a set of tables. Dead Man throws Bob through a half open garage door and then slams it down on his stomach! Dead Man throws Bob into a door way and then carries him up a narrow set of stairs banging his head on the wall several times along the way. Dead Man and Bob are near some kind of window that is overlooking the Hunting Convention! OH NO! Dead Man looks as if he’s going to throw Bob through it! My GOD! That’s got to be forty feet in the air! No! Bob low blowed Dead Man and threw him into a cart with hot cofee on it. The coffee spills all over both men! Dead Man throws Bob into another catering cart! Dead Man grabs a fork and begins jabbing it at Bob’s knee! Dead Man places Bob on top of the cart and wheels it into a wall! Good God! Dead Man kicks down a storage door. He’s got something. What the hell is that? I believe that is a Garden Hose! My God! He’s choking Bob! Oh no! He just grabbed a shovel! NO! Bob just smashed a beer bottle over his head! Bob nails Dead Man’s head into a fire extinguisher cabinet! Oh no! He nailed him with the fire extinguisher! Bob is opening it up! NO! He just sprayed those chemicals all over Dead Man! He just picked up something off of a housekeeping cart! It’s a spray can of de-greaser! Oh no! He sprayed it right in his eyes! Dead Man is temporarily blinded! Bob now runs at Dead Man but Dead Man lifts him up and throws him at the wall through a window!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD! WHERE THE HELL DID HE GO!!!!! BOB JUST GOT THROWN THROUGH A WINDOW!!!!!! IT SMASHED!!!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! IT LOOKS LIKE HE JUST THREW BOB OUT OF THE BUILDING!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL? HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

A camera is seen running through the door outside along with the referee and Bob is lying motionles and bloody in a stack of bushes!!!!! Dead Man is standing looking down on the damage he has done! My God! That must have been thirty feet!

The referee yells, “ring the bell!” The other referree grabs a makeshift bell out of a duffel bag and rings it!

We head back inside the Rexall Place and we now have a split screen image. One of the inside of the arena and the other of the scene outside of the Agricom where an ambulance speeds up and several EMT’s jump out! Our announcer is in the ring.

Here is your winner, BOB!

WHAT? Well, I guess technically Bob was the first person to leave the building, so it’s hard to argue with that. But look at the scene here folks, it’s extremely hard to call Bob a winner given the circumstances.

We head back stage and Matt Ackerman is walking past and he bumps into Jesse.

Jesse: Hey Matt. Good work out there tonight. Look, I know you and I haven’t always seen eye to eye in the past, but I’ve got a lot of respect for you man. If you put in half the effort you did tonight, you could definetly be the next champion.

Matt: Thanks man, I appreciate it.

(C.E.O. Charles Kennedy shows up all bandaged.)

Charles: I’m Sorry, Matt, Is it?

Matt: Yes sir. Matt Ackerman. Your new number one contender.

Charles: Unfortunately Matt there’s been a small oversight. See due to myself being all tied up in my own match tonight I was unable to inform you that the match between yourself and X-Pac 360 wasn’t for the number one contendership. Rather it was part of a tournament.

Matt: What the hell are you talking about?

Charles: Now, Matt. Don’t worry. Your victory automatically gets you a by. Meaning tomorrow night you’ll have the night off. In two weeks time when BeatDown returns from the Christmas break you will be in a Semi-Finals match against the winner of a match tomorrow between Insane Gary Lang and Eddie G. Also tomorrow night, Cena 54 will make his WNC debut and he will face another newcomer by the name of Countdown. And, another newcomer who goes by the moniker, the Sadistic One will face The Buzzed Bunny, Alejandro Reed Sr. The Scott Man will debut tomorrow night and face Metal God. And lastly, you Jesse will face another newcomer by the name of “Big Smoke” Ernie Larois. Then in the same night either Cena 54 or Countdown will face either Buzzed Bunny or Alejandro Reed Sr. And either Scott Man or Metal God will face Ernie Larois or Jesse. The winners of those two matches will then go on to fight one another in a semi-finals match the same week you face either Gary Lang or Eddie G. The following week the winners of the Semi-Finals will duke it out. The winner will then have the distinction of coming to the WNC’s Next Pay Per View, Hallowed Ground and being the Number 30 Entrant in the WNC’s First Annual Number One Contender’s Battle Royal!

Ackerman: This is ridiculous! You’re telling me I have to fight and win two more matches and even if I do I’m just the Number 30 Entrant and I have to beat 29 other men? Well, you know what Charles, you’re on! I don’t care who it is I face, but I WILL win this tournament and I WILL win the Battle Royal, and when I FINALLY get my shot, I WILL be the NEW WNC World Heavyweight Champion!

Jesse: Funny, I was thinking the exact same thing. Considering we are the two best in the WNC, I have a feeling our paths will cross at some point. I’ll see you in the finals.

[Mike Jones]

We head back to our announcer who is inside the ring.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, we now have a very special presentation for all of you! Would you please welcome, RoadRunner recording artists, and Edmonton’s own, NICKELBACK!!!!

(The drums kick in and pyro explodes above the Titan-Tron. On the opposite side of the arena Nickelback are playing. The words Nickelback are illuminated in bright red colors behind the band and fireballs are shooting out of the stage on either side of the drummer.)

The singer Chad Kroeger begins to belt out their first song of the night.

“He's drunk again, it's time to fight
She must have done something wrong tonight
The living room becomes a boxing ring
It's time to run when you see him
Clenching his hands
She's just a woman
Never Again”

(The guitarist plays a small solo before the band resumes with the second verse.)
“I hear her scream, from down the hall
Amazing she can even talk at all
She cries to me, Go back to bed
I'm terrified that she'll wind up
Dead in his hands, She's just a woman
Never Again”
“Been there before, but not like this
Seen it before, but not like this
Never before have I ever
Seen it this bad
She's just a woman
Never Again”

(Pyro explodes behind the band!)

“Just tell the nurse, you slipped and fell
It starts to sting as it starts to swell
She looks at you, she wants the truth
It's right out there in the waiting room
With those hands
Lookin just as sweet as he can
Never Again
Seen it before, but not like this
Been there before, but not like this
Never before have I ever
Seen it this bad
She's just a woman
Never Again”

(The guitarist takes another solo and the singer yells, “Edmonton are you f**king ready to sing along!”)
“Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure
Oh Ohhhhhhh!
He's drunk again, it's time to fight
Same old sh*t, just on a different night
She grabs the gun, she's had enough
Tonight she'll find out how f**king
Tough is this man
Pulls the trigger as fast as she can
Never Again (More pyro explodes behind the band.)
Seen it before, but not like this
Been there before, but not like this
Never before have I ever
Seen it this bad
She's just a woman
Never Again

(The band play the song’s hook a few more times and end it with a drum solo while smoke flies out from either side of the drummer and strobe lights go crazy. The drum solo ends with a loud set of fireworks exploding in unison from the rafters!)

Chad Kroeger: Yeah!!!!!! It’s great to be back home baby!!!! (Big pop!) Not only is this great for all of us here because we get to come and check out some kick ass wrestling! But we get to do it right here in our home, baby!!!!! You know there are a lot of places that try to claim that they are the home to Nickelback. But, let me tell you, there IS a Reason why we recorded our first ever live DVD right here in this very f**king building! (Huge pop!) Alright guys, we need you guys to sing along to this one, you should all know the words!

“How the hell did we wind up like this?
Why weren't we able, to see the signs that we missed
And try to turn the tables
I wish you'd unclench your fists, and unpack your suitcase
Lately there's been too much of this
But don't think it's too late
Nothing's wrong, just as long as
You know that someday I will

Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it all right but not right now
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it all right but not right now
I know you're wondering when

Well I'd hope that since we're here anyway
That we could end up saying
Things we've always needed to say
So we could end up staying
Now the story's played out like this
Just like a paperback novel
Let's rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror
Nothing's wrong, just as long as
You know that someday I will

Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it all right but not right now
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it all right but not right now
I know you're wondering when
You're the only one who knows that!!!”

(The guitarist takes a prolonged solo which he varies from the album version a fair amount.)

“How the hell did we wind up like this?
Why weren't we able, to see the signs that we missed
And try to turn the tables
Now the story's played out like this
Just like a paperback novel
Let's rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror
Nothing's wrong, just as long as
You know that someday I will

Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it all right but not right now
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it all right but not right now
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
I know you're wondering when”

Chad: Thank you so f**king much Edmonton!

“Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
for handing you a heart worth breaking
and I've been wrong, i've been down,
been to the bottom of every bottle
these five words in my head
scream "are we having fun yet?"

yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no

it's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
And it must have been so bad
Cause living with me must have damn near killed you
And this is how, you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how, you remind me
Of what I really am

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
for handing you a heart worth breaking
and I've been wrong, i've been down,
been to the bottom of every bottle
these five words in my head
scream "are we having fun yet?"

yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what i really am
This is how you remind me
Of what i really am

It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
for handing you a heart worth breaking
and I've been wrong, i've been down,
been to the bottom of every bottle
these five words in my head
scream "are we having fun yet?"
yet, yet
are we having fun yet?”

(The band ends with another prolonged drum and guitar solo which ends in several fireworks exploding from the rooftops.)

Chad: THANK YOU!

(Just then, Set It Off- Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to a massive ovation!)

Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome, Edmonton’s own, Jesse!

Jesse gets in the ring and grabs a microphone: E-Town what’s happening?? (Huge Pop!) Give it up for my boys, NICKELBACK!!!!!! (Another big pop!) DAMN, it feels SO GOOD TO BE BACK HOME!!!!!!!! (Big pop!) Man. I’ve got so many great memories in this place! I was here the night they raised Number 99 Wayne Gretzky’s Jersey to the rafters! (BIG POP as the Camera focuses in on the Blue banners with the Numbers 99, 17, 3, 31 and 7 representing Gretzky, Kurri, Hamilton, Fuhr and Coffey.) I was here last year when Metallica blew the roof off this place! I was here two years ago when the Oilers beat the hell out of Atlanta and Ty Conklin and that Atlanta goalie dropped the gloves! I was here on my 18th birthday when Nickelback blew the roof off! (Big pop!) I’ve seen so many great acts here! Judas Frickin’ Priest! Velvet Revolver! MOTLEY CRUE! System of a Down! NINE INCH NAILS! RUSH! The Prince of F’N Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne! I was here four years ago when The Whole F’N Show Rob Van Dam won the InterContinental Title from the late, great Eddie Guerrero in an amazing ladder match! (HUGE EDDIE CHANTS WHICH JESSE ACKNOWLEDGES BY POINTING TO THE SKY!) WE’LL MISS YOU EDDIE! I was here at Backlash when the hometown boy Chris Benoit retained his World Heavyweight Title! (Big Pop!) Not only that he made SHAWN MICHAELS (BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!) TAP OUT! (Some You Tapped Out chants are heard.) And you know what else I was here for? Well, the Shrine Circus but that’s another story. (Some laughter.) I was here on the night when Team WNC proved that they WERE the dominant team and that these Team WWA wannabe’s are just a bunch of has been’s! (Huge pop!) And trust me, it’s gonna be great! DAMN I LOVE THIS PLACE! (HUGE POP!)

We cut to a video promoting the huge Team WWA vs. Team WNC feud that has lasted several weeks starting with the WWA Invasion at Hellfire and Brimstone and all the stuff with G-Unit, Hellraiser and Executioner.

[Mike Jones]

We come back and P.O.D.’s Set It Off is playing again and Jesse is saluting the crowd.

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman the following contest is the 5 on 5 No Disqualifcation Elimination Match-Up! Now in this contest, contestants can be eliminated via pinfall or submission and must return to the locker room. The contest will be in a tag environment and you can tag any member of your own team. In order to be eliminated, the superstar must be the legal man and must be eliminated by the legal man! Introducing first, the members of Team WNC! First, weighing in at 245 pounds, from right here in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, JESSE! (Big pop again!)

BRINGGGGGGGGGGG
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
LIE! CHEAT STEAL!
SAY HELLO TO EDDIE!
LIE CHEAT STEAL!

And, from Auckland, Australia by way of Mexico, weighing in at 230 pounds, Hot Stuff Eddie G!

(Fozzy’s Born of Anger hits.)
And, from Adelaide, South Australia, Sheena Michaels!

(Six Feet Under’s My Hatred hits.)
And, from Burnaby, British Columbia, weighing in at 500 plus pounds, Paul Bunyan!

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
(Longhorn plays to a mixed reaction.)

And from High Street, weighing in at 255 pounds, the Wrestling God!

(Mercyful Fate’s Burn In My Light hits.)
And now introducing the members of Team WWA. First, from Singapore, Asia, she is the WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel!

RKO and Michaels exchange sinister glares with one another. We are shown the replay of their match tonight where RKO used the tights to win.

(G-Unit’s Stunt 101)
And from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 245 pounds, Da Gangsta!

We see the footage of Gangsta turning on the WNC and Mike Becker. We see highlights of Gangsta’s matches with Jesse and the Stretcher match with Marvel. Jesse refuses to take his eyes off Gangsta.

(Yukmouth feat. C-Bo’s Dat N---a hits)
And from Queens, New York, weighing in at 269 pounds, New York’s Most Wanted.

We see the finish of the match last week with Jesse losing to NYMW. Jesse glares at New York’s Most Wanted and is met with an equally ominous glare back.

(Madhouse by Anthrax hits)
And from the Asylum, weighing 290 pounds, Insane Gary Lang!

Lang and Bunyan eyeball each other. These two giants certainly size up to one another. We see the footage of Gary Lang running down Paul Bunyan inside of a forklift! We also see the destruction he caused by chokeslamming both Sheena Michaels and Mike Becker through the announcers tables.

(American Badass by Kid Rock hits.)
And, from Spring Grove, PA, weighing in at 328 pounds, The Executioner!

Executioner pauses at the bottom of the ramp and poses as pyro explodes behind him. Both Eddie and Paul Bunyan eye Executioner menacingly. We are shown the footage of Executioner attacking and kidnapping Eddie. We also see Bunyan rescuing him and the subsequent bralws we have seen between both giants at the end of each of the last two BeatDown’s.

Well, it’s Michaels, Jesse, Eddie, WG and Bunyan on Team WNC taking on Executioner, NYMW, Gangsta, RKO and Lang of Team WWA. This should be a hell of a match-up. Of course, still to come we’ve got the World Heavyweight Title on the line in a Triple Threat Hell In A Cell in tonight’s main event. And a bit later on we have a TLC match for the WNC Pure Wrestling Title between Raw Impact and the West Coast Wonder!

DING DING DING!

This match-up is under way. Wrestling God will start for Team WNC and Gangsta will start for the WWA. WG goes for a collar and elbow tie-up. Gangsta wrenches the arm of WG back and then tries to lock in a Full Nelson but WG uses his upper body strength to lift Gangsta up and slam him down over top of him! WG hits a forearm to the throat and then puts Gangsta in a headlock which he rolls out of. WG looks for the Clothesline From Hell already but Gangsta rolls out of the way. WG turns around and tries to kick him but he rolls again! Gangsta then catches WG off guard and hits the Dropsault! He goes for the cover and gets a quick two. Gangsta then tags in Gary Lang and Lang charges at WG looking for a Yakuza Kick, but WG ducks and catches Lang above his head and hits an Electric Chair Drop! WOW! In all honesty folks, Gary Lang’s mental condition could earn him the Electric Chair in some states, but none the less, he just received the Electric Chair Drop from the Wrestling God. Wrestling God picks up Lang by his hair and hits a kick to the mid-section. WG tries to hit a brainbuster but Lang muscles free and hits a DDT. Lang stomps on WG a bit and then picks him up and hits a Sit Down Powerbomb. Lang comes off the ropes and hits a Leg Drop! Lang up top waits for WG to get up and he hits a Flying Lariat! Lang then tags in Executioner. Well, we’ve now seen 3 WWA members and only one from WNC, so WWA has the advantage early on. As they say in sports. Team WWA have decided tot ake short shifts. Wrestling God has been isolated, however. Executioner picks up WG and hits a powerslam. Executioner stomps WG and then picks him up and tries to hit a Belly to Back Side Slam but WG counters and hits an overhead suplex! WG crawls over to the corner and tags in Jesse which gets a big pop from the hometown crowd. Jesse knocks Executioner down with a stiff right hand! RKO and NYMW charge at him looking for a double clothesline but he ducks and hits them both! Da Gangsta comes flying at him and he nails him with the Spinebuster! Insane Gary Lang comes off the top rope and nails Jesse with the flying lariat! Executioner picks up Jesse and hits a Stalling Vertical Suplex. Executioner picks him up again and hits an overhead gutbuster! Executioner comes off the ropes looking for a leg drop but Eddie grabs him. Sheena Michaels smacks him as he’s being held back by Eddie. The referee yells at him but he shrugs his shoulders and mouths “I didn’t do that!” Well this is no DQ so not much the ref can do aside from scolding Eddie. Jesse tries to roll up Executioner, but Executioner rolls away from it right away. Jesse picks up Executioner and gets him up and hits a Fireman’s Carry. Jesse gets him up and he hits a Pumphandle Suplex for a two count! Jesse yanks Ex up by the hair and hits a Sambo Suplex and then flips back into a bridge for a 2 count. Jesse picks up Ex and goes for a Gunn Stinger but it’s countered and Ex hits a Pumphandle Slam! Ex goes for the cover buy Wrestling God breaks it up! NYMW then clotheslines Wrestling God right out of the ring! And an all out brawl ensues. Insane Gary Lang hits a Yakuza Kick on Jesse! Da Gangsta dives onto the ropes and takes out Eddie G with a spear! Paul Bunyan and Executioner duke it out! RKO Sledge Angel runs towards Executioner and he lifts her high in the air and she lands right on Bunyan! Sheena Michaels comes with a Slingshot Crossbody onto Executioner! Jesse is up top! He’s looking for the 450 Splash! He hit it! One! Two! Thre…. NO! Gary Lang broke it up! Gary Lang picks up Jesse and lifts him over his head and then THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING ONTO WRESTLING GOD, PAUL BUNYAN AND DA GANGSTA! GOOD GOD! Sheena Michaels runs at Lang and hits a Flying Headscissors! RKO GORES Michaels! GOOD GOD! Eddie hits a big time clothesline on RKO but then walks into a enziguri from NYMW! Jesse is back in the ring and he and NYMW duke it out! Executioner hits a Flying Clothesline on Jesse and goes for the cover! One! Two! No! Jesse kicked out! Executioner runs at Jesse going for a clothesline but he ducks, then Executioner looks for a sprinboard clothesline but Jesse hits a Back Body Drop! Eddie’s up top! FROG SPLASH! Executioner crawls over to the ropes and gets up immediately and WALKS INTO SWEET CHIN MUSIC FROM SHEENA MICHAELS! MY GOD! EXECUTIONER DIDN’T EVEN FALL OVER! OH NO! WRESTLING GOD! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! He’s Still Moving! Eddie goes for the 3 Amigo’s and hits them! But Executioner is still getting up! WG hits the Gateway to Heaven Brainbuster! Jesse goes over to the corner and tags in Eddie and then goes up and hits the 450 SPLASH! Eddie, the legal man is up top and he hits the FROG SPLASH ON TOP OF JESSE AND EXECUTIONER! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING!
Executioner has been eliminated!

OH NO! The biggest man on the WWA Team has been taken out! Granted it took a hell of a lot for him to go down! Gangsta is the new legal man and he charges Eddie but Eddie counters and hits a Release German Suplex! Eddie then hits a kick to the head and a leg drop! Eddie tags in Sheena Michaels. Michaels picks up Gangsta and hits a Stalling Vertical Suplex! WOW! Michaels picks up Gangsta looking for an Overdrive but Gangsta counters and hits a devastating Electric Chair Drop! Gangsta stomps her and goes towards his corner. RKO is literally begging for the tag and she gets it! RKO stomping the hell out of Michaels! RKO leaves the ring and grabs a Steel Chair! OH NO! Jesse tries to stop her but he gets smacked across the head with it! RKO now absolutely creamed Michaels on the top of the head! She jabs her in the ribs with the chair. DDT on the chair! RKO now looking for an RKO and she hits it! One! Two! Thr…NO! Eddie broke it up! Gary Lang hits a Yakuza Kick on Eddie! NYMW clotheslines both Paul Bunyan and Wrestling God off of the apron! Gangsta hits a sick DDT Leg Drop on Eddie on the outside! Gary Lang leaves the ring and tosses WG face first into the steel steps, thus dislodging them. Lang then brings the Steel Steps in the ring! Oh no! Sheena Michaels is bleeding profusely from that chair shot! RKO DDT’s her on the steps and Lang big boots her! Lang and RKO set Sheena Michaels onto the turnbuckle! RKO goes up after her! What the hell is she trying to do? OH MY GOD!!!!!!! BRAINBUSTER OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! OH MY GOD! THE COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING!
Sheena Michaels has been eliminated!

The referee takes the steps out of the ring as RKO celebrates her victory and then tags in Lang. Gary Lang waits for his opponent and it’ll be Wrestling God! Lang hits a suplex and goes for the cover but WG kicks out at one! Lang hits a Reverse Atomic Drop and comes in for a Yakuza Kick but WG ducks it and hits a Spinebuster! WG then hits a big boot knocking Gangsta and NYMW off the apron! WG then runs at Lang looking for a Clothesline From Hell but Lang ducks it and throws WG hard into his corner. Lang looks for a Running Yakuza Kick and hits it! Paul Bunyan just tagged himself in though! Lang runs for his life! OH NO! He just tagged RKO SLEDGE ANGEL IN! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING? The 500 plus pounder snickers and walks over towards RKO. RKO slaps him and Bunyan laughs! RKO is cornered! RKO crawls underneath his legs and he almost falls over and lands on her! RKO goes up to the top rope! Flying Lariat! NO! BUNYAN CAUGHT HER! OH NO! LOOKING FOR A CHOKESLAM HERE! NO! Thumb to the Eyes by RKO! GOOD GOD! RKO JUST BOOTED BUNYAN RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS LIKE SHE WAS KICKING A SOCCER BALL! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! OH GOD! SHE NAILED HIM! Lang’s back in the ring! Yakuza Kick! RKO from RKO on the groggy Bunyan! She tags in Gangsta and he goes up top! Flying Elbow Drop! Here’s the Cover! One! Two! Three!

DING!
Paul Bunyan has been eliminated.
Jesse comes back in and goes after Gangsta. Jesse is bleeding a small bit below his right eye thanks to that chair shot from RKO a while ago. Jesse tries to hit a Underhook Suplex on Gangsta but it’s countered into an armbar takedown! Gangsta tries to lock in a Crossface Chickenwing, but Jesse rolls him up and instead of going for a pin hooks in the Walls of Jericho! Gangsta runs over towards the ropes and can’t reach them but NYMW is back on the apron and he reaches out his hand and makes the tag! Jesse doesn’t realize this so NYMW coems off the ropes and hits a dropkick right to Jesse’s head! NY hits a few uppercuts on Jesse. NYMW seeing the blood trickle down his face and obviously wants to use that to his advantage! NYMW picks up Jesse and hits a PowerSlam! Jawbreaker from NYMW! NYMW grabs Jesse by the legs and drags him to the corner where he tags in Gangsta! Gangsta and NYMW double stomp Jesse’s legs. Gangsta tries to lock in a Sharpshooter but Jesse kicks him loose and Gangsta flies through the ropes! Jesse gets up and walks into a Yakuza Kick from Lang! Lang grabs Gangsta from the outside and throws him back in the ring. Gangsta goes for the cover but Jesse’s feet are in the ropes so the ref won’t count! Gangsta chokes Jesse and throws several lefts and rights. Good God! Jesse is bleeding big time! Gangsta picks up Jesse and hits a delayed backbreaker! Gangsta then gets him up and hits an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex and Jesse lands straight on his face! Gangsta locks in an abdominal stretch on Jesse and he’s in pain! Jesse could pass out here! The home town crowd getting behind Jesse and he’s able to fight his way loose. Jesse Irish Whips Gangsta into the corner but he comes back and nails a big boot. Gangsta then flips off Wrestling God, who takes SEVERE exception. WG goes after Gangsta and the referee restrains him. Insane Gary Lang comes in with a Yakuza Kick on Jesse! The cover! One! Two! Thre… NO! Eddie came off the top rope and broke it up! Team WNC has only 3 members left. Team WWA has four. Gangsta picks up Jesse looking for an overhead suplex but Jesse lands on his feet and tries to hit a swinging neckbreaker but it’s countered and Gangsta Irish Whips Jesse into the ropes! Jesse comes off and both men hit a clothesline and both are down! The crowd gets behind Jesse as both men crawl to their corner! Gangsta tags in New York’s Most Wanted! Jesse tags in Eddie! Both men exchange lefts and rights! Eddie hits a Suplex! And another! And a third! WOW! Three Amigo’s! Eddie gets NYMW up! WOW! Brainbuster! RKO Sledge Angel tries to run at Eddie but he back body drops her and SHE LANDS OUTSIDE OF THE RING! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Eddie shrugs and then Lang hits him with the Yakuza Kick as he turns around! WG With the Clothesline From Hell on Lang! Gangsta runs in! WG sets him up! There it is! Gateway to Heaven! WG picks up NYMW and put him on the turnbuckle! Jesse comes in and OH NO! GREEN BAY PLUNGE! EDDIE’S UP TOP! FEELING FROGGY! HERE HE GOES! FROG SPLASH! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING!
New York’s Most Wanted has been eliminated!

Eddie tags in WG and the next person in for Team WWA is going to be Insane Gary Lang who is still feeling the effects of that Clothesline From Hell! RKO is out of it on the outside. Gangsta has rolled to the floor and he’s in severe pain after taking the Gateway to Heaven brainbuster. WG hits an overhead suplex on Lang! WG picks up Lang and Irish Whips him looking for the Clothesline From Hell but Lang ducks! Lang counters looking for the Yakuza Kick but WG ducks! Lang runs at him looking for a clothesline but WG manages to set him on his shoulders and hits a Samoan Drop! WOW! Some amazing technical prowess shown there! WG picks up Lang and hits a Fly Swatter! WG picks up Lang again but this time gets a Thumb To The Eyes! Yakuza Kick from Lang! Lang then Big Boot’s the already bloody Jesse who comes in! Eddie is up top looking for a Flying Clothesline but instead he gets caught and gets a HUGE Chokeslam for his troubles! Lang turns around and walks into the Gateway to Heaven Brainbuster from Wrestling God! WG going for the pin! One! Two! NO! Gangsta broke it up! WG mouths at Gangsta! Wait a minute! RKO from behind! She’s got a chair! NO! She just low blowed WG from behind with that damn chair! GOOD GOD! NO! INSANE BOMB! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING!
The Wrestling God has been eliminated!

This does NOT bode well for Team WNC! Both of their members are out of it on the outside! Eddie somehow crawls into the ring and Lang is literally toying with him! Lang whips Eddie shoulder first into the turnbuckle! Good God! Eddie may have dislocated his shoulder there! To further complicate manners, Lang picks him up and hits a sickening Shoulderbreaker! Lang then tags in Gangsta who immediately locks in the Crossface! Oh no! Eddie is gonna have to tap! Eddie’s gonna tap! Jesse from the top rope breaks it up! Big pop! Oh no! Jesse look out! LANG! YAKUZA KICK! Oh man he nearly took Jesse’s damn head off! Eddie grabs the steel chair and nails Gangsta with it on the back of the head! Then he nails Lang! And then RKO! Eddie picks up Gangsta and hits the Three Amigo’s! Eddie’s up top! He’s feeling Froggy! FROG SPLASH ON GANGSTA! ONE! TWO! THR…WHAT THE HELL! WRESTLING GOD JUST PULLED EDDIE OFF OF HIM! WG IS BEATING THE HOLY HELL OUT OF GANGSTA! Eddie had Gangsta beat there folks I guarantee it! But this damn Wrestling God shows up and screws everything up! DAMMIT! Wrestling God is pounding the hell out of Gangsta! Uh-Oh! Lang is back up! Insane Bomb on WG! Now an Insane Bomb on Eddie too! NO! He put Gangsta on top of Eddie! Dammit! No! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING!
Hot Stuff Eddie G has been eliminated!

OH NO! WWA NOW OUTWEIGHS TEAM WNC THREE TO ONE!

Gangsta picks up an out of it Jesse and immediately goes for the cover! One! Two! No! Gangsta locks in a vicious Headlock! Then he switches to a Rear Naked Choke! The blood rushing to Jesse’s head! The fans get behind him! He may be outnumbered 3 to 1 but he’s got 17,000 strong screaming for him here in his hometown of Edmonton! Jesse makes it to his feet and tries to elbow his way out. He does. He throws Gangsta into his corner violently, knocking Gary Lang and RKO over in the process. Jesse then tries to set up Gangsta for a Superplex but Gangsta knocks Jesse off and he lands hard! Gangsta then climbs down but then has second thoughts! He ran at the corner! Moonsault off the first rope! Wow! Untraditional for Gangsta! Wait a minute! Moonsault off the Second Rope! Amazing! Now he’s going for a third! OH NO! HE GOT CAUGHT! GREEN BAY PLUNGE! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING!
Da Gangsta has been eliminated!

The fans are on their feet, Jesse has now managed to bring it down to two on one. RKO jumps Jesse from behind and I think she may be the legal person. Jesse hits a hard elbow to knock her off and then hits a Powerbomb! RKO tries to hit him with a SuperKick but he ducks and goes behind! German Suplex! A second German! A third! Shades of Chris Benoit here! Jesse signalling for the Diving Headbutt! No wait! He’s changed his mind! Wait a minute! 450 SPLASH! 450 SPLASH! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING!
RKO Sledge Angel has been eliminated!

GOOD GOD! LISTEN TO THESE FANS! JESSE HAS BROUGHT IT DOWN TO ONE ON ONE!

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! LANG JUST NAILED JESSE WITH A CHAIR! THAT WAS SICKENING! Lang continues to nail Jesse with the chair and then gets him up and hits the Insane Bomb! No! Good Lord! One! Two! Thre…NO! WHAT THE HELL? JESSE SOMEHOW GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! Insnae Gary Lang is frustrated and picks Jesse up and hits a second Insane Bomb! He goes for the cover!

WHAT THE HELL? THE LIGHT’S JUST WENT OUT!

(The lights come back on.)

OH MY GOD! IT’S J-MASTER! J-MASTER IS BACK! J-MASTER IS BACK! He’s Got Lang! LAST RIDE! LAST RIDE! LAST RIDE! WHAT THE HELL? JESSE TO THE TOP! 450 SPLASH! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE SOLE SURVIVOR, JESSE OF TEAM WNC!!!!

MY GOD! TEAM WNC WINS IT! WHAT A PHENOMENAL MATCH-UP!

Jesse gets up blood pouring down his face and sees J-Master. These two were good friends before the incident at Hellfire and Brimstone. J-Master extends his hand! What a class act. Jesse shakes it and the two men embrace! J-Master holds up Jesse’s arm! Jesse is the Sole Survivor! Jesse gets up on the turnbuckle to salute the crowd! The hometown crowd loves……WHAT THE HELL? SUPER ANGLE SLAM FROM J-MASTER!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? COME ON!!!! DAMMIT! SON OF A BITCH! SICK BASTARD! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! WHAT THE HELL IS HIS PROBLEM! GOOD GOD! J-MASTER stands over the bloodied Jesse and spits on him before leaving the ring, flipping off the crowd in the process! DAMMIT!

We head to a commercial advertising Hallowed Ground the next WNC Pay Per View on Sunday, January 22nd. 30 WNC Superstars. One Ring. One Winner. One Number One Contender.

We head backstage and we are once again outside of Metal God’s locker room. Ty Langston is there surrounded by several police guards. The policemen kick the door down and Jamie is lying on the floor battered and bruised, still tied to the chair and gagged! Ty immediately goes for her and the police search the room but there is no sign of Metal God!

We head backstage and Eric Carsons is standing by with the man who will debut tomorrow night and will face Metal God, The Scott Man.

Eric: Scott tomorrow night, you make your WNC debut against a man by the name of Metal God.

Scott: I don’t give a damn about him, he’s just another obstacle in my…..

Suddenly, C.E.O Charles Kennedy appears.

Charles: Excuse me, Scott, Eric, your match has been changed for tomorrow. There has been an arrest warrant put out by Edmonton’s RCMP for Metal God due to kidnapping and assault. Therefore tomorrow night, you will face a man by the name of Kevin Sane. He’s a young man who has spent much of his career wrestling in Japan and he will come to the WNC tomorrow to prove why he thinks he is the greatest thing in the wrestling industry. Now if you’ll excuse me gentleman I have some business to attend to with the police.

(Charles Kennedy walks down the road and bumps into Chad Kroeger of Nickelback at the catering table. Huge pop!)

Charles: Chad. I just wanted to congratulate you guys on an amazing performance earlier tonight.

Chad: Likewise, man. Congrats on beating that GM jackass. Thanks for having us out too, man. It’s always great to be home. (Big pop!)

Charles: Well, thank you and hey it’s great seeing you guys.

(Suddenly Buzzed Bunny walks up.)

Bunny (Looking at Chad.): Jesus? Jesus, is that you?

Chad looks over at Charles.

Charles: You’ll have to excuse him, he’s a bit “out there”.

Chad: (Whispers to Charles) You don’t say. I think I’m gonna mess with him a bit.

Chad walks over to Bunny and pats him on the back, startling him.

Chad: Hello there citizen. You’ve been a bad boy and you need to repent for your sins.

Bunny: How’d I do that, bros.

Chad: Let me see your wallet.

Bunny: Right. (Bunny produces his wallet an Chad flips through.)

Chad: Okay let’s see, that’s a lot of cash to be carrying on you. Let me hang on to some of that for you. (He takes a lump of cash and sticks it in his back pocket.) Hey are these beer coupons? You can’t have those pal. (He “confiscates” them also.) Hey, who’s the broad? Sorry, pal, none of that. (Puts it in his pocket.) What the hell is this? (He pulls out a big filled with what appears to be Marijuana.) Is this sh*t legal? (He looks at Kennedy who shrugs.) You can’t be having this man. (Chad takes it and sticks it in his other pocket.) Okay, you’re forgiven.

Buzzed Bunny: Thanks, Jesus.

Chad: You’re welcome.

(Buzzed Bunny walks away and Chad rolls his eyes at Charles.)

Charles: Um, hey Chad, you’re a big rockstar, what are you gonna do with all that cash?

Chad: I’m gonna share it with my friends.

We head back to ringside and the ring crew is setting up a variety of ladders, tables and chairs on the outside. The WNC Pure Wrestling Title is hanging high above the arena.

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is the Tables, Ladders and Chairs match and it is for the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship!

(Nickelback’s Flat On the Floor plays on the speakers.)

Chad Kroeger comes through the curtain with a large bag. What the hell is this? Oh my God! It’s money! He’s throwing the money into the crowd! Chad then grabs a pair of beers and hands one to a man in the front row and the two men down the beers. Chad then high fives the fans and salutes them by downing another beer before heading backstage again. Well, that was unexpected.

[Mike Jones]

(Alone by Sancuts Real hits to a big pop!)
DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following is a Tables Ladders and Chairs match for the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship. Introducing first, the champion, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 220 pounds, the West Coast Wonder!

(Crash Holly’s Old Theme hits to a mixture of cheers and veers.)
And the challenger, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 286 pounds, Raw Impact!

DING DING DING!
This TLC Match is under way! Impact and WCW go for a collar and elbow tie-up to start. WCW elbows his way loose and nails Impact with a dropkick! WCW picks up Impact and hits a Northern Lights Suplex! Remember folks, no pinfalls, no submissions, no countouts and no disqualifations. The only way to win is to climb the ladder and retreive the belt. WCW grabs WCW and hits a Tiltawhirl Side Slam followed by a Cradle Piledriver! WCW is going up top! SUPER HURACANRANA! WCW waits till Impact is to his feet and nails a Swinging Neckbreaker. Now he’s got him up for the Fireman’s Carry and he switches it into a Stunner. San Diego Shocker! Wow! CHIMERAPLEX! WCW tries to lock in a abdominal stretch but Impact reverses and hits an Electric Chair Drop! Impact gets WCW up and hits a Bubba Bomb! Now he’s looking for a German Suplex, and he hits it! And a second! On the third he goes for a Release German Suplex but WCW lands on his feet! COLT 45! WCW up top! Shooting Star Legdrop! Wow The Crossfire! WCW up again this time looking for a Spiral Tap Leg Drop but Impact moved! Ouch! Impact takes advantage and locks in an STF. WCW gets loose and tries to get away but immediately Impact locks in a Dragon Sleeper! WCW roll it through and manages to hit a Drop Toe Hold! Now WCW has the Bow and Arrow Hold locked in! Raw Impact rolls through and hooks in a Haas of Pain. WCW gets to the ropes and Impact lets go. Impact goes for a Russian Leg Sweep but WCW counters and hits an Inverted Sitout-Crucifix Powerbomb! Amazing! WCW heads up top! FREE FALLIN’ 450 Splash! WCW leaves the ring and grabs a ladder! Well, that didn’t take long! WCW sets the ladder in the ring on top of Impact! WCW is on the apron! DROPPIN’ DA DIME ON THE LADDER! WCW picks up Impact looking for a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker, but Impact counters and hits a Sambo Suplex! Impact takes the ladder and bashes WCW in the face with it! Impact sets the ladder down and then picks up WCW and goes for a German Suplex onto the ladder! But WCW lands on his feet on the other side of the ladder! FULL NELSON SLAM ON THE LADDER! WCW goes up top! “VIVA MEXICO!” 450 clothesline! WCW gets the wrists! Wrist-Clutch Exploder Suplex! Wow! The Slam from the future! Vertical Suplex Slam from WCW! WCW heads up to the top rope! Corkscrew Moonsault! NO! Impact moved out of the way! Impact picks up WCW and hit a Hurracanrana! Sunset flip from Impact but instead of going for the pin he locks in a Half Boston Crab but WCW grabs the ropes! Impact hits a Belly to Belly Suplex! He then picks up WCW and violently throws him to the outside! Impact whips WCW into the steel steps, in the process dislodging them. Impact grabs a table from underneath the ring and sets it up on the outside! He picks up WCW and goes for a powerbomb through the table! But WCW uses all his might and hits a Seated Senton sending both men catapaulting onto the ramp. WCW and Impact duke it out on the ramp. Impact hits a stiff right and sets WCW on the table again. He runs at it but WCW rolls from the table into the ring. Impact senses this and runs around the table and jumps back in the ring also. WCW catches Impact off guard and hits a Vertical Suplex Slam! WCW runs at the ropes looking for the Springboard 450 Splash but Impact rolls away! WCW senses it and lands on his feet! Amazing! WCW tries to hit the Jerelle Driver ’05 but Impact reverses and goes for the Canadian Destroyer, but WCW counters with a Flying Headscissors and Impact is on the second rope! Uh-Oh! DIAL IT UP! Looking for the 619 but Impact moves out of the way! WCW triest to hit a Catapault Senton from the apron but Impact catches him and hits a devastating Sit-Down Power Bomb! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Impact grabs a table from underneath the ring and brings it inside. Impact sets up the table in the middle of the ring. Impact tries to hit a Bubba Bomb but WCW countrs and hits a Reverse Suplex onto the turnbuckle followed by a regular suplex! Wow! Lose Yourself! WCW signals for the Moonsault Leg Drop but before he gets off of his feet, Impact gets up behind him looking for a back suplex! No! WCW hits some hard elbows and manages to knock Impact down but he’s still on his feet! WCW turns around and signals for a Shooting Star Elbow Drop! Before he gets off, Impact goes up and grabs WCW! OH NO! AVALANCHE MUSCLE BUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! MY GOD! WEST COAST WONDERS NECK WAS JUST DRIVEN THROUGH THAT TABLE! Impact grabs the ladder and sets it up. He slowly begins to climb. He’s almost there! He’s inches away from the belt! He’s got it! He’s just got to unhook it now! Oh no! The ladder is teetering! NO! WCW PUSHED THE LADDER AND IMPACT FLIES ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! WCW looks at the carnage and signals for something big! He goes to the outside and grabs a chair which he sets up! What the hell is he thinking! ATOMIC ARABIAN FACEBUSTER! MY GOD! The fans are on their feet but neither of these two athletes look like they will be for at least a few hours. WCW is somehow up and he goes for a Bounce Back onto the security railing! He hit it! He then Irish Whips Impact into the announcers tables! WCW grabs a ladder from under the ring. Good God! That ladder must be twenty feet high! He sets the ladder up between the announcers tables! What the hell is he thinking here? He’s climbing the damn ladder! SPRINGBOARD 720 SPIN INTO AN INVERTED 450 SPLASH! THE DETONATOR THROUGH THETABLE! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! OH MY GOD!!!! WCW somehow gets to his feet and grabs the big ladder and puts it in the ring! It’s got to be over! He sets up the ladder! WCW is climbing! He’s almost at the top! But Impact is up! Oh no! Impact is climbing up behind WCW! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING! OH MY GOD! BOTH MEN NEAR THE TOP OF THAT LADDER! NO! NO! NO! HOLY FUCK! AVALANCHE MUSCLE BUSTER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! MY GOD! WCW MAY HAVE A BROKEN DAMN NECK! Impact is VERY slow to get up but as soon as he does he sets up the ladder in the corner! What the hell? Oh No! SHOOTING STAR PRESS! BUT WCW GOT HIS KNEES UP! HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT! Both men struggle to their feet and exchange punches. WCW goes for the Jerelle Driver 05’ but Impact counters and goes for the Canadian Destroyer! WCW lands on his feet and tries to hit a Canadian Destroyer of his own but Impact lands on his feet! Impact now looking for the Canadian Destroyer again but WCW somehow lands on his feet on the other side of the apron! OH NO! SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR DDT! BUT IMPACT CAUGHT HIM AND HITS A LAST CALL INTO THAT DAMN LADDER! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Impact goes to the outside! He’s looking for something under the ring! OH NO! It’s a huge platform of barbed wire! Oh no! Impact sets it up so that it sits on the middle rope in the corner! He then picks up WCW and sets him on the other corner! OH NO! He’s trying to hit the Avalanche Muscle Buster onto that Barbed Wire board. WCW fights his way loose and hits a Flying Headscissors! BOUNCE BACK ONTO THE BARBED WIRE! BOUNCE BACK ONTO THE BARBED WIRE! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! WCW climbs the ladder and grabs the title! HE’S GOT IT!

DING DING DING!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE WNC PURE WRESTLING CHAMPION, THE WEST COAST WONDER!

MY GOD WHAT A MATCH! A MATCH FOR THE AGES! MY GOD! THAT WAS AMAZING! THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET APPLAUDING THE EFFORT OF THESE TWO PHENOMENAL ATHLETES!

We head to a brief advertisement of the WNC’s next Pay Per View followed by a promo of a new mid-week interview and news show to air in the new year.

We head back to ringside and Raw Impact is limping to the back. Fans are on their feet for him also! We glance above and see the ominous Hell In A Cell structure. We then view a profile of all three men who will be involved in this match.

In our first promo piece we hear CMW say “I came here to make an impact, and tonight I plan on doing just that.” We see images of G-Unit attacking the security guard, CMW pinning Marvel, and various clips of CMW and G-Unit in action.

“We fight together”.
(Images of G-Unit ganging up on WCW.)

“We die together”.
(Images of Paul Bunyan chokeslamming each member of G-Unit individually.)

“We ride together!”
(Image of G-Unit pulling up in their humvee.)

“Right now! We gonna win together!”

(Darkness for a moment. Then we see a black and white image of the Cell being lowered as suspensful music plays in the background.)

Marvel: CMW can do whatever the hell he wants with his posse until Ultimate Destruction. But once that Cell get’s brought down, he’s all alone.

Becker: That cell. It does something to you. It takes something out of you every time you step in it.

CMW: Careers have ended there, man. Peoples lives, changed forever.

Marvel: It’s the most dangerous match in Professional Wrestling today.

(Images and the music pick up in speed.)
CMW: But that ain’t gonna stop me.

Marvel: That isn’t going to stop me.

CMW: I’ll win that belt.

Marvel: I’ll become the World Champion.

CMW: Like it or not.

Marvel: And there ain’t a damn thing ANYONE can do about it.

(The images slow down focusing solely on a dark, shadowy figure. He turns around and we see it’s Mike Becker.)

Becker: Come test the best!

(Megadeth’s Symphony of Destruction hits and images of all three men go by at lightning fast speeds!)

(The music stops and the lights fade and we head back live. The announcer is in the ring.)

Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome back to the stage. Roadrunner recording artists, NICKELBACK!!!!

(BIG POP!)

(The pyro kicks in again and the band begin playing “Animals”.)

“I, I'm driving black on black
Just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don't know that you were missing
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing
Screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in

You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
I'm screamin'

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in

We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
Screamin'

So come on baby, get in
We're just a couple of animals
Get in, just get in
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Check out the trouble we're in
Get in, just get in”

(HUGE PYRO HITS AFTER A PROLONGED GUITAR AND DRUM SOLO!)

Chad: Edmonton, Thank you guys so f**king much! We love you! We’ll be back soon, I promise!

“Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head

And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if It's too late
Should i go back and try to graduate
Life's better now then it was back then
If I was them I wouldn't let me in

Oh oh oh
Oh god I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody went and burned it down

We used to listen to the radio
And sing along with every song we know
We said someday we'd find out how it feels
To sing to more than just the steering wheel

Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since god knows when

Oh oh oh
Oh god I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

I miss that town
I miss the faces
You can't erase
You can't replace it
I miss it now
I can't believe it

So hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

If I could I relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change”

(As the chorus kicks in, Mike Becker’s entrance video starts to play on the big screen behind the band. Mike Becker appears on a raised platform between Chad Kroeger and the bassist. As he does pyro shoots off behind him.)
“Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

(The band plays an extended guitar solo and then plays the solo again. All this time Becker goes through the crowd and jumps the barricade and gets in the ring.)

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
Everytime I do it makes me”
(Becker with his World Title held high salutes the band as they hit one final drum solo before pyro explodes in the rafters).

(Nelly’s “Here Comes Da Boom” hits the speakers to mostly boo’s.)

DING DING DING!
The following contest is a Triple Threat Hell in A Cell Match scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing the opponents, first, from Seeda Piru in West Compton, weighing in at 195 pounds, Compton’s Most Wanted!

(DamagePlan’s New Found Power hits to a decent reaction.)

The three men stare each other down in the ring. Ominous music begins to play and strobe lights hit as the Hell In A Cell is lowered! The Cell is locked into place and the referee wraps a steel chain around the door!

DING DING DING!
The referee rings the bell and this match is under way! CMW and Marvel both go after Becker immediately. Well obviously the champion has a target on his back. Marvel and CMW hit a double Suplex on the champion! They then Irish Whip him into the ropes and hit a Double Flapjack! Marvel then climbs over the ropes and gets on the apron. CMW picks up Becker and he sets him on the top rope! Marvel has Becker’s head on his shoulder! CMW lifts Becker’s legs and they catapault him LIKE A MISSILE INTO THE CELL! MY GOD! CMW then taunts Marvel and he gets in the ring and here we go! The two men exchange lefts and rights. A damn good job of eliminating the champion by these two and now it’s just them to duke it out. Marvel hits a Spinebuster and then heads up to the top rope! Flying Forearm! Marvel gets CMW up and hits a Scoop Slam! Marvel goes for a clothesline but CMW ducks it and CMW comes off the ropes looking for a clothesline of his own but Marvel Flapjacks him face first to the outside and into the cell! Good God! Oh no! CMW’s been busted wide open! Marvel goes outside and grabs CMW. Big boot! Marvel throws CMW viciously against the cell gate! Marvel then hits a Running Yakuza Kick and the door gives way! Marvel then tosses CMW into the security railing and hits a few chops and then goes to toss CMW into the cell but CMW reverses and smashes Marvel instead! CMW goes over to the announcer and knocks him over and folds up the chair and then throws it on top of the cell! CMW then climbs the Cell! He motions Marvel to do the same! Marvel climbing up after CMW! CMW swings the chair violently at Marvel’s arm just as he gets near the top! Marvel dangles for a second or two but manages to pull himself up! CMW goes for a chair shot but Marvel hits a low blow! CMW almost fell off the cell! Marvel goes after CMW and the two men exchange lefts and rights with Marvel seemingly getting the best of him. Marvel hits a Big Boot and then grabs the steel chair and ABSOLUTELY NAILS CMW! GOOD GOD! OH BOY! BECKER IS UP! BECKER IS CLIMBING THE CELL! Marvel nails CMW with the chair and then throws it away. Marvel wants to beat Becker like a man! Here we go! Marvel and Becker! Marvel and Becker! These two men are duking it out big time! And they are high above the ring. Marvel and Becker duking it out! Both men are dangerously close to the edge! WAIT A MINUTE! CMW HAS THE CHAIR! OH NO! Marvel and Becker both saw it before he could swing it! Oh boy! Marvel kicks Becker and puts his hand around his throught! He looks at Becker! OH MY! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM OFF THE CELL ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Well, now it’s pretty safe to say it’s down to Becker and Marvel. Becker takes Marvel and tries to hit a Fallaway Slam but Marvel fights loose. Marvel hits a few hard elbows and tries to hit an FU but Becker gets free and goes for the Last Ride! OH NO! BUT MARVEL COUNTERS! MY GOD! PEDIGREE! PEDIGREE! BOTH MEN GO THROUGH THE ROOF! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! BOTH MEN ARE OUT OF IT! Marvel finally gets his arm over top of Becker! ONE! TWO! THRE…NO! WHAT? BECKER GOT HIS ARM UP! MY GOD! LOOK AT BECKER’S FACE! HE’S BLOODY AS HELL! THE BLOOD IS POURING DOWN HIS FACE! Marvel rolls to the outside and grabs something from underneath the ring! Oh no! It’s that barbed wire platform we saw earlier! I wouldn’t be surprised if it still had Raw Impact’s blood all over it. Marvel now grabs a table and sets it up in the center of the ring. He places the barbed wire platform on top of it! He puts Becker on the top rope! He goes for the FU from the top rope! OH GOD NO! Becker tries to fight loose but Marvel is using his strength to his advantage. Marvel goes for it but Becker counters and goes for a Flying Headscissors! HE HITS IT! GOOD GOD! BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THE CELL ON THE OUTSIDE! Becker is up first and he tries to ram Marvel’s face into the cage but Marvel reverses and slams Becker’s face into the cell, rubbing it in violently. Marvel throws Becker in the ring. Marvel picks up Becker and goes for the F-U but Becker gets behind him and goes for an F-U of his own! Marvel counters going for the Flying Headscissors! But it’s countered! OH NO! LAST RIDE THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE! GOOD GOD! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING
HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE WNC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, MIKE BECKER!!!!!

MY GOD WHAT A MATCH!

A bloody Mike Becker climbs up on the turnbuckle and holds his World Heavyweight Title high above his head!

Mike Becker retains the World Title! What a match! What an effort! My God! Becker put his heart his soul into this match and he is STILL The World Heavyweight Champion!

MY GOD! WHAT A MATCH! WHAT A PAY PER VIEW! FOLKS, THIS HAS BEEN WITHOUT A DOUBT THE GREATEST WNC PAY PER VIEW EVER! WE’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW IN VANCOUVER FOR WNC BEATDOWN!

[Mike Jones]

DVD BONUS FEATURES

Nickelback Acoustic Set

Post Match Interviews

Scott Mann

First off, Executioner. Keep your bitchin in the kitchen. This is supposed to be a place for professionals, not pansies who want title shots in a matches his kid brother told him about twenty minutes ago. Grow up, you freakin hick.

And as for Kevin Sane. Mr. NJPW. Now Japan Produces Weaklings. Dont even bother showing up for our match. I am not here to lose to some random freak who thinks his name is cool. I am here to bring classiness to this organization. And frankly Kev, the only thing we have heard from you is how great you are. Lets be honest, you are gonna show up, to get shown up. Because I am THE Scott Man


Mike Becker

Hey U pussy ass piece of shit EX. Your fucking ass is on Me vs. You For the WNC World Title And Don't worry i'll beat you down like the rest of them cause i've love this company i put my heart and soul in this company so shut your mouth ex before i put your mouth in your fucking ass.


RKO Sledge Angel

Hey..I really enjoy this ppv......I really am overjoyed about the result for the first match up ...Rkosledgely angel vs Michaels... Ya.....Michaels... you better give up hope of becoming the WNC women champion. No way that is going to happen.. do you know that homie...I Rkosledgely angel is the wnc women champion is most unstoppable, deadly,fiery.,diva in this business.. who is in the best faction in this WnC business..G-unit...aka the alliance...Like Evolution, we will take all the gold...And we will do anything to get the best .....Sheena Michaels..Although, I am saying this to you...Well michaels I may be The Rkosledgely angel Legend killer. but I am not heartless...Just remember this michaels during the no dq 5 on 5 match up... I use a steel chair to hit your head over and over again..,After that Michaels..I just nailed you with a DDT right into the steel chair... and after that I deliver a R.K.O to you...And you were bleeding alot from the head.. and i just gave one of your member.. groggy bunyan with a low blow and after that a deadly R.K.O....then after that he was elimated....He...He... yoo. I am still the WNC women champion. ah. haa. You can't see me.....Pls Michaels. you are so damn lucky that I didn't deilver and unleash my most RIP that will end your career..The Last ride from hell from me.......that is all i gotta to say . to you michaels.....


Matt Ackerman

(Matt Ackerman is watching a recap of WNC's Ultimate Destruction PPV on TV)

Damn oversights. One minute, there I am, cruising to glory, with a title shot in hand, and the next, a battered and bruised Charles Kennedy is telling me that the format's been changed, and it's now a tournament. (thinks for a second) No matter. You see, I've realized, the more challenges I go through, the more the fans feel sympathy for my cause, and eventually start to rally behind me. I'm telling you, they always cheer for the one facing adversity. And I'll have you know, having the fans on your side is not just a selling point for your character, it's got legitimate benefits, too. Hell, all it took was a letter from a twelve-year-old girl, and the Toronto Maple Leafs came back from a 3 game deficit, win four straight on the Red Wings, and take the 1942 Stanley Cup, four games to three. Can you imagine what effect over 15,000 fans chanting my name, plus at least 2 million cheering for me in their homes could have? (turns off TV)

CMW, Mike Becker, Executioner, hell, EVERYONE in the WNC, listen and listen good. There's a new name soon to be at the top level of this company. It's not someone who couldn't cut it in the big leagues, and decided to join a grassroots fed hoping it would become huge. It's not a bi-polar mental case who suddenly starts shit, and when the going gets tough, becomes a total pussy and backs out. And it sure as hell isn't a washed-up, has-been racist who doesn't belong in the company of the living, let alone belong in a WNC arena. No, the one taking over is a guy by the name of Matt "No Nickname Needed" Ackerman. With not only my skills, but my legions of fans, I'm not going to be stopping my run for the top anytime soon.

(FADE TO BLACK)



West Coast Wonder

(The camera fades into a scene of a street corner at night. We hear some sounds and the camera pans to show West Coast Wonder walking towards the street. He takes a seat on the curb and begins to talk.)
You know, I've been through a lot of things in my life. I've grown up alone on the streets of San Diego, fearing for my life at every moment. But I survived. I thought twice about my lifestyle and cleaned my act up. I started training, finding a motivation to do better. Every night I came home sore from working. And I survived that. I made my way up the indies, putting people over me and eventually getting some wins. Local promoters saw that I had some talent and they booked me for some shows. It was then that I started to shine. I got out of the independent promotions and I made it to the big time. Every night was something new. Whether it was getting beat by a chain or being put through tables, I gave it my all. And now, I am here, after all I have been through, after all I have given to the business, and I have retained one of my most hard-earned possessions: the WNC Pure Championship. I had to go through hell to get it, and I went through more hell trying to keep it. (WCW's voice raises, and he holds his neck in pain.) I have survived all you people have thrown at me. What more is there to prove? One more challenger to dispose of won't hurt me. This is the peak of my career. I will retain this championship. (WCW holds the Pure Title up and points to it) I will show the world that I still got it in me. They saw last Sunday what I did to Raw Impact. He tried his best, but it wasn't good enough. You may wonder why a high flying wrestler like me is holding the Pure Championship. Well, do you really need an explanantion? All those people who claim to be Pure wrestlers, they're just brawlers who can't make it in the real world. So they go to what they think is the "second best" championship. Let me tell you something. I did not get my neck nearly broken off the top of a ladder to be told that I fought for a secondary championship. Look at my match, and look at the world title match. Which one had more effort put into it? Which match was longer and took more skill? It sure wasn't that pathetic main event of a gangster, a washed-up old man, and the worst excuse for a world champion I have ever seen. I am the best champion that this fed has to offer. You want pure wrestling? I'll give you pure wrestling. I know more submission holds than the top title holder will ever know in his entire career. At BeatDown, somebody is going to feel the anger I have kept inside my entire life. All the emotions I hold will pour out in the form of as many aerial moves as you can possibly imagine. X-Pac, you couldn't match up to Matt Ackerman; what makes you think you can match up to me?
(WCW gets up and walks away while holding his neck)