WNC Hallowed Ground DVD

[Mike Jones]

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WNC Hallowed Ground Results

The WNC Logo appears and then fades away as we head to a video package.

We see clips of superstars sitting in dimly lit rooms speaking lines.

(Matt Ackerman: The WNC World Heavyweight Title is THE Title here in the WNC.)

(Ty Langston: The Battle Royal is my ticket to the belt.)

(Sheena Michaels: I’ve been overlooked for too long, but now’s my chance.)

(Eddie G: The butterflies are building up in my stomach, holmes. But I love the pressure, it drives me to suceed, ese!)

(Countdown: Tonight, I will complete the first step in achieving my life long goal of becoming the WNC World Heavyweight Championship when I outlast 29 other superstars and come out victorious.)

(Bob: People can talk all they want about size. But it’s the heart that counts. Tonight, I’m gonna prove that.)

(Raw Impact: I don’t care how many times you’ve been a World Champion, it’s a thrill and an honor each and every time. And I plan on making my way to the WNC Title.)

(RKO Sledge Angel: IT’s the kind of thing you dream about as a child.)

(Metal God: It drives you.)

(Sadistic One: Consumes you.)

(CMW: Tonight, It’s time to play the Game.)

The lights come out and reveals CMW and his sledgehammer. The music picks up as we see lightning fast images of the now lightened rooms. We see X-Pac 360 holding Mr. Trashcan high above his head, Sadistic One flexing, Metal God banging his head, Paul Bunyan spitting, Sheena Michaels tossing her hair back and Eddie G doing his Latino Heat taunt. The music stops and we fade to black.

We hear a voice.

“Becker, Your Time Has Come! Your Time Has Come! The time has come to pay for your sins and misdeeds! Tonight, you will face, the Ruthless Judge, the Calloused Jury and the Merciless Executioner. And believe me, you will fall before me and I will be the Last Man Standing!”

Becker: Blah blah blah. Judge, Jury, Executioner. I get the picture. I’m the best there is in this fed. You’re just a second-rate has-been. And tonight I’m going to prove why I am THE BEST and why I AM THE CHAMPION!

Jesse: J-Master! You stabbed be in the back. You betrayed the fans! You betrayed the WNC! And I’m sick of it! Tonight, I WILL NOT HESITATE to put you in your place!

J-Master: Jesse, I’ve been held back by people like you for way too long. Now it’s time to start showing my TRUE ability! Beating you isn’t even one of my goals, you’re just a road block!

Wrestling God: THAT FILTHY LITTLE MEXICAN STOLE MY TITLE! AND TONIGHT, I WILL RESTORE JUSTICE! WE ARE AT WAR! AND I AM GOING TO THE FRONT LINES!

WCW: Wrestling God, you hypocritical son of a bitch, if you think you can win this title back, come try me! BRING IT ON!

Lightning fast images of all Six man beating the hell out of each other and different moments flash by until we fade to black.

Stricken by Disturbed hits as the voice-over kicks in.

AND NOW THE WNC ALONG WITH PLAYSTATION TWO BRINGS TO YOU HALLOWED GROUND!

We head live inside the Staples Center in Los Angeles and pyro comes raining down from the roof and explodes all down the ramp and stage!

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WE WELCOME YOU TO THE WNC’S PRESENTATION OF HALLOWED GROUND!

Tonight should be a real barnburner, folks, I’m Tim Moss alongside my colleagues Larry “The King” Fawler and The Poacher, Jonathan Poachman. And King, Poach, I can’t remember a night where there were so many personal feuds here in the WNC. There’s been relationships torn apart, blood shed, friendships betrayed and even a declaration of war from the Wrestling God on the entire Mexican population of America! Not to mention, 30 men will compete with one goal in mind. Becoming the number one contender for the WNC World Heavyweight Championship!

Poach: Oh, absolutely TM, you talk about the intensity in that locker room and it’s unbeliveable.

King: You said it Poach, something has GOT to give here tonight!

(Judas Priest’s Painkiller hits.)

DING DING DING!

Jillian Marcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Hell’s Gate, weighing 325 pounds, Metal God!

TM: Well folks, you talk about someone who deserves to be taken behind the proverbial woodshed, and it’s this man right here, Metal God.

King: Well, I’ve got to agree with you there, TM, he laid his hands on Ty Langston’s girlfriend. And you don’t lay your hands on someone else’s girlfriend. Although, I can’t say I blame him.

Poach: C’mon. You guys have got it ALL wrong. Metal God and Bad Gurl did this to play mind games with Ty Langston. They’ve literally driven the kid insane, as if he wasn’t nuts enough to begin with.

TM: Mind Games, my ass. Match or no match, you don’t do what he and Bad Gurl did to Jamie Hudson.

King: But you forgot to mention the good news TM, Bad Gurl is BANNED from ringside!

Poach: And that is COMPLETELY UNFAIR! Talk about discrimination from our General Manager. He had no reason to ban her from ringside.

TM: Oh you mean aside from the fact that she cost Ty Langston his match at Ultimate Destruction?

Poach: Well that was then and this is now. Give the girl a chance.

(My Chemical Romance’s I’m Not Okay (I Promise) hits.)

We see Ty backstage in the entrance area. He kisses Jamie who is waiting there and then comes out.

Jillian: And the opponent, from Seattle, Washington, weighing 185 pounds, Ty Langston!

TM: Well folks, the crowd seems to be in Ty Langston’s favor, but I’m not sure the scales are tipped that way.

Poach: Oh you ain’t kidding TM, the Scales are tipping RIGHT over!

TM: Metal God weighing 325 pounds, Langston only 185. Metal God got a good 140 pounds on Ty here.

DING DING DING!

TM: And we are underway! Ty Langston goes for a collar and elbow tie-up. These two competitore begin exchaning lefts and rights. Folks, this is personal here. Ooh! Swinging Neckbreaker there by Metal God! Metal God wasting no time here as he locks in a Headlock.

Poach: Excellent pressure here early on from Metal God. Doing a great job of locking that in.

King: Yeah, I’ve been in that hold before many times. The blood rushes right to your head. If Ty Langston can’t fight out of this in time, he just might pass out.

TM: Ty beginning to show signs of life here now. He’s to his knees. He elbows free of the Headlock but walks into a Big Boot! Now Metal God takes advantage with a Side Headlock Takedown!

Poach: Great ring awareness there by Metal. It’s almost as if he knew Ty was going to break free, so he got the foot up and planted it in Ty’s face.

King: Speaking of planting? You know that girlfriend of Ty’s?

Poach: Yeah, Jamie Hudson.

King: Yeah, I’d love to PLANT her.

TM: Will you two Stop it? I’m trying to call a damn match here! Metal hits a few vicious backhands and a European Uppercut! Remember folks, BOTH of these men will compete in the Battle Royal later tonight as well as this match here. Metal God tries to lock in a Head Vice but Ty fights loose and Enziguri!

King: Oh no! He nearly took his head off with that!

Poach: Well, I’ve got to admit. Ty Langston looked impressive right there. But it’s only a matter of time until Metal’s size regains the advantage.

(Metal clotheslines the hell out of Ty Langston.)

King & TM (collectively): Ooh!

Poach: Well, there you go!

King: What was that you were just saying, Poach?

TM: Referee Spike Shinoda checking on Ty Langston there! That kind of shot will knock you for a loop! Ty staggers to his feet now. Metal goes for a big left but Ty blocks it! Ty hits a few chops and then hits a Reverse Atomic Drop! Ty beginning to feel it now! He goes for the Twist of Fate but Metal shoves him into referee Spike Shinoda who goes down like a ton of bricks! TWIST OF FATE! Ty hit it!

King: Oh boy!

TM: This one could be over right now, folks!

Referee: One! Two! No!

Crowd: Two!

TM: Two count only says referee Spike Shinoda. Ty headed up top! Uh-Oh! Metal God is up too! Oh my God! SUPERPLEX!

(Metal God only gets Ty half way up and he lands right on his head!)

Poach: That wasn’t pretty!

TM: Hell no!

King: Good God! Ty landed right on his head!

(Crowd pops.)

TM: Oh wait a minute, what’s this?

(The Camera pans out showing Jamie Hudson enter the ring.)

TM: Jamie Hudson is here! Jamie’s got a Steel Chair! My God! She’s gonna thwack Metal with it!

THWACK!

TM: OH NO! SHE HIT TY! SHE HIT TY! METAL DUCKED! SON OF A BITCH!

(Metal God grabs Jamie by the throat.)

TM: NO! Dammit! LEAVE HER ALONE! UNHAND HER NOW DAMN YOU!

(Metal God shoves Jamie to the ground.)

TM: MY GOD! TY’S BEEN BUSTED OPEN! Metal God picks up Ty! Crucifix Powerbomb! He calls that Ride the Lightning and it’s over.

Ref, Crowd and Poach: One! Two! Three!

DING DING DING!
Jillian: Here is your winner, Metal God!

TM: Metal God hightailing it out of the ring.

Ty staggers to his feet and sees Jamie facing the crowd having pulled herself up to the ropes. He holds out his hand and helps her up. She explains to him it was an accident and he mouths “It’s okay” and then he hugs her. He goes to walk away but she pulls back on him!

TM: WHAT? OH MY GOD! SHE JUST SLAPPED THE TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH!

KING: NEVER TRUST A WOMAN, TM!

Metal God returns to the ring and stomps the hell out of Langston! Metal and Hudson leave the ring arm in arm as we head backstage and Eric Carsons is with the Scott Man.

Eric Carsons: Scott Man, tonight you team up with Countdown to face Da Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted for the WNC Tag Team titles.

Scott Man: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Hold on a second there junior. Me and Countdown? Which type of bored jackass came up with that “brilliant” idea? All I know is I am going to have to carry this team, AGAIN! Not that it’ll be difficult given our opponents being New Dork’s Most Beaten and the Wanksta! Ladies and Gentleman, let’s all fear the G-A-Y Unit. Featuring the Most Beaten Sisters (Crampton and New Dork), The Wanksta, Insanely Hairly Wang and now Penis54. And then there’s RKO Sledge Angel, and I don’t even HAVE to come up with a name for her, because she does a fine job each and every week of making her self look like a complete idiot! Quite, frankly, Countdown can kiss my American-born Red, White and Blue ASS! I always have and always will be better than his lousy, no good, cheating ass! I may not like you Countdown, remember, this is NOT ECWF! In ECWF we are the Champs! The top dogs! Thanks to me, of course. But here in the WNC, without me Countdown, you are TRASH! But with that in mind, we are still much better than the G-A-Y Unit. Those sorry excuses for tag team chumps. Err, I mean champs. Yeah, champs (rolls eyes). Either way, tonight, I will show who really is the Mann. Can you say new Tag team Champion? Oh, and while you’re at it, Mr. Hooked on Phonics, can you say Battle Royal winner also? Thtat’s what I thought for I am truly the greatest star in this fed and tonight, I’m gonna prove it.

(The camera pans out to reveal RKO Sledge Angel with the woman’s title around her shoulder.)

RKO: Hey! Scott Man! Watch what you’re saying about G-Unit. I think you’d better stop insulting G-Unit and the new tag team champions, New York’s Most Wanted and Da Gangsta before you get hurt. Oh and why don’t you stop talking, you’re a useless piece of crap! Scott Man! I DEMAND respect from you! Yes, it’s true. And if I don’t get the respect that I damn well deserve from you, then sooner or later, you will regret it. It’ll be game over for you. Your legacy, Scott Mann, will be done, gone, buried, burned……DEAD! Didn’t your mother ever tell you that if you play with big fiery fire, sometimes you might just get burned, very badly. After playing with fire, you will receive a surprising, shocking, devastating, deadly, firey RKO Sledgely Angel Burnout RKO! And you will be out, completely. One more thing, Scott, you’d best not be disrespecting the Game CMW or else. Enjoy the ride scott, you’re on the highway to hell now and it doesn’t stop until you’ve reachjed a dead end! Take my words and warning very seriously!

Scott Man: Hey, Sledger! Shut the Hell Up! Nobody cqares about you. Nobody likes you either. Hell, if the G-A-Y Unit weren’t so drugged up, they wouldn’t like you either. But you know what you are, RKO Sledge Angel? You’re an ECWF Reject! Yeah, that’s right, the company that crowned me champion, chewed you up and spat you out. I am coming after your “friends” and I will make their lives miserable! Realize that me and Countdown may not be the best of friends but we have made tag team after tag team after tag team break up and retire after facing us. After tonight, you can say bye bye to your little G-Unit dynasty!

Countdown: Oh and Sledgely! If you want some of this, come get some. You can’t beat the fiery fire of the S5, BITCH!

RKO: Yeah, I’ve got two words for you. FUCK OFF!

Poach: WOAH!

King: Can she say that?

TM: Well, we are live on Pay Per View so I guess she can say whatever she damn well pleases.

We head backstage to a dressing room just as Metal God and Jamie Hudson walk in laughing.

Metal: We sure showed that fag, babe.

Jamie: Damn straight.

She puts her arm around his neck and starts making out with him!

KING: OH MY GOD!

TM: What the hell is this?

Suddenly, the door creaks open and Bad Gurl walks in!

King: Uh-Oh!

Bad Gurl: You guys starting without me?

She goes over and kisses Jamie which gets a HUGE POP!

TM: OH MY GOOD LORD!

KING: OH THERE IS A GOD!

TM: King, get a hold of yourself! Well folks, coming up next, a VERY personal rivalry between former best friends Jesse and J-Master.

We then head to a video segment on the feud.

After the segment completes we come back to the arena.

DING DING DING!
Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and I have just been informed will be a No Disqualifcation, Falls Count Anywhere match!

TM: Wow! That’s big news!

(Truth by Seether hits to big heat!)

Introducing first, weighing 230 pounds, from Aotearoa, New Zealand, being accompanied by “The Saint” Kid Omen, J- Master!

(Set It Off Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to a big pop!)

And the opponent, weighing 245 pounds, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, Jesse!

DING DING DING!
Jesse runs straight at J-Master and clotheslines him. He then clotheslines Kid Omen over the top rope and then spears J-Master and begins throwing lefts and rights. The referee rings the bell. Well, this is no DQ, so Jesse continues throwing punches. Jesse scoops up J-Master and nails a Power Slam. Jesse leaves the ring looking for a weapon. Kid Omen tries to stop him but he decks him with a stiff left. Jesse reaches underneath the ring and he finds a Steel Chair! He throws it in the ring. Jesse also grabs a trash can, a trash can lid, a stop sign, two kendo sticks, a hockey stick and a glass vase and throws them all in the ring. Wow! What the hell else do we got under there? Jesse gets in the ring and grabs a kendo stick. He waits until J-Master gets up and whacks him on the back twice. J-Master on his knees. Jesse swings baseball style and cracks him across the face! And a second time! Jesse holds the stick up and nails him a third time! Good God! The kendo stick broke into pieces! Jesse picks up the vase and nails J-Master over the top of the head with it! My God, it shattered over J-Masters skull! Jesse picks up J-Master and sets him on the top rope! What the hell? Jesse grabs the hockey stick! Oh my God! He’s trying to pick him up with that stick! That’s gotta hurt! Oof! Jesse just lowblowed J-Master with the stick! Uh-Oh! Kid Omen’s back on the apron! He gets cracked with the stick! Good God! The stick broke over his head! Jesse goes over to J-Master and nails a Superplex onto the Trash Can. Jesse leaves the ring and grabs a table from under the ring. He sets it up on the outside and goes to grab J-Master but Kid Omen comes at him with a Steel Chair! Jesse big boots the chair! Jesse then picks up Kid Omen and hits a powerbomb through the announce table! Jesse back in the ring goes for J-Master but he gets a punch and then falls flat on his back! Wow! J-Master had a dog chain wrapped around his fist! Well, folks this is No DQ! J-Master cracks Jesse on the skull with the stop sign! He then grabs a kendo stick and nails it repeatedly on Jesse’s ribs. J-Master leaves the ring and grabs a ladder! Oh boy! He sets the ladder in the ring and nails Jesse with it! J-Master sets the ladder down and then scoop slams Jesse onto it! J-Master to the top rope! Frog Splash! Good God! J-Master grabs another ladder from under the ring. Damn! That ones got to be 20 feet! J-Master sets the other ladder sideways on top of Jesse! J-Master sets the 20 foot ladder up near the corner. He climbs up slowly on and gets to the top! Oh my! I think he’s calling for a Frog Splash! Wait! Jesse just lifted the other ladder and threw it towards J-Master! The ladder wobbles! J-Masters got to hang on here! That other ladder now leaning against the 20 foot ladder! What the hell is Jesse doing! OH MY GOD! JESSE RUNS UP THE ANGLED LADDER TO THE TOP AND LOOKS FOR A SUPER BELLY TO BELLY BUT J-MASTER SHOVES HIM DOWN CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! MY GOD! JESSE FELL THIRTY FEET! HE LANDED RIBS FIRST! GOOD GOD! WE NEED EMT’S! J-Master climbs down the ladder and goes to retrieve Jesse. My God, Jesse is dead weight here folks. J-Master goes for the pin! One! Two! No! HOW THE HELL DID JESSE KICK OUT! J-Master throws Jesse over the security railing into the crowd! He then throws Jesse into the penalty bench! He’s beating Jesse up inside the penalty bench! Jesse’s fighting back now! Jesse picks up J-Master! Jesse standing on the bench! He lifts J-Master up! What the hell is he thinking! OH MY GOD! HE JUST PRESS SLAMMED J-MASTER ONTO THE SCOREBOARD CONTROL! Good God! Well, don’t mess with Jesse near the penalty bench. He’s a former hockey player! He knows what he’s doing there! Jesse shoves J-Master over the bench onto the cement! Jesse and J-Master battle through the crowd! Jesse throws J-Master over another guardrail near the stage! Jesse throws J-Master face first into a doorway leading to the backstage area! Jesse spears him and the door falls off the hinges! Good God! The Staples Center is gonna be sending the WNC one HELLUVA BILL! But the fans are LOVING IT! Jesse then tosses J-Master into a catering table! Jesse throws J-Master into the wall! Jesse scoop slams J-Master on the concrete! Jesse throws J-Master over the top of several tables containing gatorade containers! Jesse throws J-Master into a stairwell! Jesse carries him up the stairwell and throws him through a curtain! Oh my! They’re back out here! On the stage! Jesse goes to throw J-Master into the stage but he reverses and nails Jesse! J-Master then lifts Jesse and throws him head first into that LCD Screen displaying the WNC Logo! Good God! It shattered! Sparks fly out! Jesse is bleeding like crazy! J-Master’s been busted open too at some point! J-Master heads backstage and returns with a trash can and nails Jesse over the head with it! Good God! That trash can is full of paper cups and all sorts of crap! J-Master goes back and grabs a table! He sets it up! He lifts Jesse up looking for the Last Ride! NO! Wait a minute! What did Jesse pick up! SMASH! MY GOD! JESSE PICKED UP A GLASS BOTTLE AND HE NAILED J-MASTER IN THE HEAD WITH IT! J-Master fell backwards onto the table! Jesse adjusts the tables position! He then glances towards the ring and points at the ladder! No! What the Hell is he thinking? Jesse yells “Do you want me to jump off the laddeer?” HUGE POP! Jesse gladly obliges and goes to get the ladder! He’s got it! Jesse halfway up the ramp stops and glances upwards! WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE THINKING NOW! WHAT? HE JUST THREW THE LADDER DOWN! HE POINTS AT THE TITAN TRON! OH MY GOD! NO! JESSE THAT’S GOTTA BE FIFTY FEET HIGH! NO! HUGE POP! Jesse walks over and goes through the curtain he comes back with a cart which has four tables folded up on it and a steel chair covered with barbed wire on top! Jesse nails J-Master with the barbed wire chair several times! Jesse sets up two tables on either side of the one J-Master was on! He then sets up two tables on top of it! Jesse then picks up J-Master and puts him on the top two tables! Jesse points up! GOOD GOD! HERE WE GO! HE’S GONNA DO IT! Jesse is battered and bloody! He starts to climb the ladder on the far end of the stage! He’s climbing to the top! My God! Wait a minute! WHERE THE HELL DID KID OMEN COME FROM? KID OMEN IS ON TOP OF THE TITAN TRON! NO! KID OMEN PUNCHES JESSE A FEW TIMES! MY GOD NO! JESSE HOLD ON! Kid Omen grabs something! MY GOD! THOSE ARE BOLT CUTTERS! WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE THINKING! OH MY GOD HE JUST CUT THE BOLTS HOLDING THAT LADDER IN PLACE! WHAT? HE WAVES AT JESSE AND THEN PUSHES THE F**KING LADDER BACKWARDS! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! THE LADDER FLIES BACK AND JESSE GOES THROUGH THE TARP BLOCKING OFF THE OBSTRUCTED VIEW AREA AND LANDS IN THE SEATS! MY GOD! HOLY F**KING SHIT! HOLY F**KING SHIT! HOLY F**KING SHIT! HOLY F**KING SHIT! OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY GET A DAMN STRETCHER OUT THERE! MY GOD!

Several EMT’s crowd around the area and bring a stretcher to the top of the lower bowl. Several building employees remove the tarp quickly so the EMT’s can get down there. Good Lord! That must’ve been 50 feet up in the air! That ladder came down with vicious velocity! Jesse became seperated from the ladder about ten feet above those seats! He landed on a row of chairs and then fell to the concrete. That tarp looks like it was made of paper or something! It didn’t do a damn thing to stop his fall. Of course, that’s not it’s intent obviously. To stop a human being falling from 50 feet. We are shown the replay many times as the EMT’s crowd around!

We hear the announcer who has just spoken to the referee.

Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, the referee has chosen to stop this match and therefore the decision is a no contest!

Well, smart move there by the official, obviously. J-Master is nowhere to be seen though. I think the trainer may have already helped him to the back. Jesse meanwhile appears to be in about the 20th or so row there. Section 114. EMT’s obviously having a difficult time there strapping Jesse onto the stretcher. Not much room obviously. Looks as if the chair he landed on may be cracked a tiny bit. Staples Center can go ahead and add that to our bill I suppose. EMT’s now finally have Jesse attatched to that stretcher, or at least the back board portion. The wheeled portion at the top of the section. Several EMT’s carefully carry the flatboard to the stairs and then carry it up and carefully set it on the stretcher. Jesse appears to be moving somewhat, so that’s a good sign. Folks, I’m no doctor and I don’t mean to speculate but Jesse could very well have a serious back injury from the force he hit those chairs. The EMT’s wheel Jesse into the concourse. The camera’s follow them. Fairly large group of fans gathered behind the yellow tape out there. The EMT’s taking Jesse into a freight elevator now. The ambulance loading docks are located behind the dressing rooms downstairs. There’s a public dock on this floor, but obviously they don’t want to start a riot or anything. Our cameras catch up with the EMT’s unloading Jesse from the elevator. Well folks, we hope to have an update on this situation as soon as possible.

[Mike Jones]

Well folks, on a lighter note, this footage here was posted on WNC’s website when Eric Carsons this past Monday night informed Countdown that he would be facing the World Tag Team Champions tonight.

(We see the footage and Eric Carsons walks up to Countdown who is in street clothes. He puts his boots in his bag preparing to leave.)

Eric Carsons: Countdown, I just found out from C.E.O. Charles Kennedy that you and Scott Man will be facing NYMW and Gangsta for the World Tag Titles this Sunday at Hallowed Ground.

(Countdown bursts out laughing).

Eric Carsons: What’s so funny?

Countdown (laughs again): Oh my God!

Eric Carsons: What’d I say?

Countdown: Gimme that! (He pulls the microphone from Carsons and pushes him off screen.) Get out of here, ass clown. So, I’m going to be going for the tag titles against the biggest bunch of losers in the business and their trailer park ho with some assclown who I’m fighting with for some retarded reason. How much have I drunk? Is it my birthday? I can’t believe winning a title is gonna be this easy! Come on, G-Unit? Let’s face it you are the biggest bunch of pathetic bitches I’ve ever seen. And then there’s my good pal Scotty. Scotty, scotty, scotty. What are you doing, man? Did you ask the GM to tag with me or something? Is this the only way you’re going to get a title? By hanging around with me again? Well, just for the hell of it, I’m gonna show you just who is the pants in this tag tean and win those belts for myself. You think you’re gonna carry this team Scott Man? If you’re gonna carry anything, go make yourself useful and carry MY tag team titles, while I go and sign autographs for my legions of Count-a-holics. To steal a line from Dr. Evil. I have fans. SCOTTY DON’T! Hell, Scotty 2 Notty, do you even have the slightest concept as to what a fan is. No not the thing that cools you down after hot and sweaty sex with your cousin. The people who come to see me. Guess you haven’t. Anyways, I have a gimmick to keep. It seems everyone these days wants to be the cool, cocky heel, even though I’m the only one good at it. So F You Scotty and F- You Unit. You’ll be going one on one or whatever with the awesome one…….and his bitch. So you’d better look out cuz the Time Freeze is coming!

(Suddenly Scott Mann walks in. Countdown stands up and the two men eye each other. )

Scott: County, County, County. You hate me, I hate you. The only reason you have EVER gone beyond curtain jerking is ME! This Sunday, I don’t want to kick your ass, Count. I really don’t. But if you stand between me and getting the gold, I’ll run right through ya. You “dig”?

(We head back to ringside.)
Well certainly some interesting words there from Countdown and Scott Man. Folks, we understand Eric Carsons is now backstage with RKO Sledge Angel.

(We head to G-Unit’s locker room where RKO is the only one in there. She is watching the PPV on the monitor. She doesn’t look impressed. She grabs the microphone from Eric.)

RKO: Countdown, if you are here in the Staples Center, watching the PPV on your big screen in your locker room. I demand your attention right now! Countdown, you stupid disrepectful son of a bitch! You think you’re the master of mind games? Well, guess what Countdown. I am the only TRUE master of mind games and I demand sme respect from you or else. I shall say this, Enjoy the ride Countdown. When you’re on the Highway to Hell it don’t stop till you come to a dead end. Countdown, you can laugh all you want right now, but right here tonight, two of the WNC’s finest athletes, New York’s Most Wanted and Da Gangsta will walk away tag team champions. Tonight, I have not one or two but THREE guarantees. FIRST, NYMW and Gangsta will beat Scott Mann and that bully Countdown. Secondly, I will RETAIN my belt when I beat Sheena Michaels to a bloody pulp. And thirdly, G-Unit will exit the Battle Royal victorious. It could be Compton, NYMW, Gangsta, Gary Lang, Cena 54 or myself, but it will be one of us. Peace out.

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC Tag Team Champions.

(Old School Hollywood by System of a Down hits to a nice pop.)

Introducing the challengers, first, from Oakland, California, weighing 230 pounds, The Scott Mann!

(The lights go out and the stopwatch counts backwards from ten to zero and then pyro goes off as Saliva’s I Want You kicks in.)

And his partner, from Sydney, Australia, weighing 245 pounds, Countdown!

(Here Comes Da Boom by Nelly hits.)
And the opponents, at a combined weight of 514 pounds, being accompanied by the WNC Woman’s Champion RKO Sledge Angel, they are the WNC World Tag Team Champions, Da Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted!

DING DING DING!
The referee rings the bell and this match is under-way! NYMW and Scott will start it out. Scott goes for a collar and elbow tie-up. NYMW counters and Irish Whips Scott into the ropes. Scott Man comes off with a clothesline knocking NYMW down. Scott Man gets NYMW up and hits a Back Suplex followed by an Atomic Drop. Dropkick from Scott. Scott goes to pick him up but the gets a rake of the eyes and NYMW nails a Facebuster followed by a Corkscrew Leg Drop! Wow! NYMW tries to lock in an abdominal stretch but Scott fights out of it and comes off the ropes. Blind tag there by Countdown! Scott hits a Majistral Cradle and rolls up NYMW for at least three seconds but the referee won’t count it as Countdown is now the legal man. Scott gets in Countdown’s face. NYMW from behind with a low blow on Countdown! Roll-Up! One! Two! And No! Scott Man saved his partner there! Countdown hits a Back Roll on NYMW and then tags in Scott Man. Scott Man dukes it out with NYMW and hits a Dragon Suplex for a 2 count. Headlock Takedown by Scott Man but NYMW manages to stay vertical and throws Scott Man into the ropes. Scott Man comes off the ropes looking for a dropkick but instead he bumps into Countdown who falls off the apron in anger. Scott Man tries to apologize but then turns around and walks into a hard elbow from NYMW! One, Two and No! NYMW picks up Scott Man going for the Eye of the Hurricane but Scott fights loose and comes off the rope. Double Clothesline! Both men are down! They crawl to the corner! What the hell? Countdown’s not tagging in Scott! Dammit! Reach your hand out! Gangsta gets tagged in now! Oh no! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX FOR GANGSTA AND NYMW! DAMNIT! COUNTDOWN’S WALKING OFF! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!
Here are your winners, and STILL the WNC World Tag Team Champions, the team of Da Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted!

[Mike Jones]

We then head to a video package promoting the feud between WCW and Wrestling God.

We come back from the package and Matt Ackerman and Eric Carsons are backstage.

Eric: Matt, what are your thoughts on the Battle Royal and being the number one entrant tonight after losing to Compton’s Most Wanted this past week on BeatDown?

Matt: Hahaha. Well, what do ya know? Compton’s Most Wanted bends over for “the man” for his own personal gain. Well know we know why he leads “G-Unit”….It’s just like him to take shortcuts to get to the top. I mean think about it, not only does he cheat in the ring, but he’s got his whole “poser posse” to do his dirty work for him. We’ve got two guys who probably have as much street cred as they have National Spelling Bee Championships. New York’s Most Wasted and Wanksta. And of course there’s Compton, who calls himself “the Cerebral Assassin” but unlike the REAL Cerebral Assasin who has the “Billion Dollar Princess and heir to the McMahon empire”, CMW ended up with RKO-sledgely-fiery-cocky-burnout-extremely-should-have-been-stabbed-in-the-womb-with-a-clothes-hanger-Angel. And then there’s that other “wack-job” who I can’t remember because of his utter lack of talent and originality. He looks like every other big guy trying to make it big. Together, they make up the Pathetic Parade of Pantie-Wearing Pansy-ass Posers known as G-Unit. And to think the man who signs my paycheque’s is signing with them. Anyways, time to be serious. Charlie G-Unit, take some advice from me. The more you think you’re hindering me, the more you’ll actually help me. Let me give you a little history lesson in the history of the 30 Man Battle Royals over in the “big league”, the number 30 entrant only SEEMS to have the advantage. Truth is, nobody has ever entered number 30 and gone on to win the thing. TWICE, someone has entered at number one and went the distance. Now, not only do I have the numbers on my side, I also have something that NOBODY in G-Unit’s history has EVER had……the competitive drive. It’s the kind of drive that propels people like me into the spotlight, the kind of drive that if you lack it, causes you to pretty much get dropped by the big companies. Isn’t that right Compton and RKO? Once that drive kicks in there ain’t a damn thing to stop me. G-Unit, heed my words closely ot stay the hell out of my way…Your livelihoods may depend on it.

Well certainly some strong words there from Matt Ackerman. Folks, he may be the Number One Entrant, but he’s still GOT to be considered a favorite.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
(Longhorn plays to massive heat.)

DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship. Introducing first, from High Street, weighing 255 pounds, the Wrestling God!

Tim Moss: Well, folks, Wrestling God’s actions these past few weeks have been absolutely despicable.

King: Well, I’ve gotta agree with you there. Wrestling God’s been a jerk to WCW.

Poacher: What the hell are you two blabbing on about? Wrestling God’s been speaking the truth.

(Alone by Sanctus Real hits to a huge pop!)

TM: Well here’s at least one person who would object to that.

And the opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing 220 pounds, he is the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, the West Coast Wonder!

DING DING DING!
WCW rushes into the ring and attacks WG with a barrage of punches. WG eventually manages to fight loose and nails a European Uppercut and then FLOORS WCW with a forearm to the face. Wrestling God throwing a few stiff lefts and rights as the referee admonoishes him. Wrestling God doesn’t want to get himself disqualified here. He needs to keep his emotions in check. As does West Coast Wonder, although if he gets DQ’ed he retains the belt. Wrestling God picks up WCW and hits a few uppercuts followed by an overhead suplex. Wrestling God picks up WCW and nails a backbreaker. WG goes for an armbar takedown but WCW rolls loose and gets to his feet. He stumbles however as his legs buckle underneath him. This match already beginning to take it’s toll on both men. WG goes for a headlock but WCW counters into an arm wringer. WCW locks in a Mexican Surfboard Stretch. WCW climbs up onto the turnbuckle, keeping the move locked in. He comes down and extends his legs into WG’s back as he hits the mat hard. Back, Cramp, Brother! WCW reeling here! WCW hits a Reverse Suplex and WG lands on the turnbuckle. WCW looking to complete the Lose Yourself with a normal suplex but WG throws him off. WG off the top rope with a Flying Axe Handle Smash! Unusual move there from Wrestling God. Wrestling God charges looking for a clothesline but WCW ducks and then hits a Tornado DDT. WG stumbles around and walks into a Leg Trap Sunset Flip Powerbomb! Wow! He calls that Code Red! WCW looks for a springboard dropkick but WG ducks and goes for a backbreaker but WCW counters it into a Swinging Neckbreaker! WG is on dream street! West Coast Driver from the West Coast Wonder! WCW up top! Going for the Discus Leg Drop but nobody home. That had to hurt! Wrestling God lifts WCW high up and locks in a Torture Rack before throwing WCW high up in the air and dropping him face first! Wrestling God hits a few boots to the back of WCW’s neck! WCW finally gets his arms up to block it but WG stomps away at the arms before hitting three succesive elbow drops to the back of the head. He follows that up with a few more stomps at the head before picking up WCW and hitting a big Power Slam! WG goes for a cover but only gets a two. WCW’s being comletely over-powered here tonight. WG nails a belly to back suplex and a tiltawhirl sideslam. Wrestling God goes for a Leglock Takedown but WCW reverses and nails an Enziguri! WG struggling to remain vertical here! WCW jumps up and lands several punches before going for a hurracanrana into the pin! One! Tw…Not even a two count! WCW picks him up now looking for a Suplex into a Powerslam! Connects! One! Two! Three.No! WCW picks him up looking for the San Diego Shocker but WG counters and hits a Reverse Impaler DDT. WG picks up WCW and irish whips him! Looking for a clothesline from Hell, but WCW ducks it. WCW looks for a Seated Senton but WCW throws him over the top rope! WCW skinned the cat! DROPPIN DA DIME! ONE! TWO! NO! WCW picks up WG but gets a thumb to the eyes. WG goes for a Stalling Vertical Suplex but WCW fights loose AND HITS THE BOUNCE BACK! ONE! TWO! NO! HOW THE HELL DID WG KICK OUT! WCW picks up WG but gets nailed with a few chop blocks from Wrestling God. Wrestling God now going for a High Angle Backbreaker but WCW gets his legs around the neck! WCW now locking in a modified hanging dragon sleeper of some sorts! Wrestling God tries to force him off, but WCW instead goes for the Sattelite Headscissors! At the last minute WG manages to hit a hard elbow and WCW falls back but lands on his feet! Dropkick to the back of the knees! Uh-Oh! DIAL EM UP! 619 CONNECTS! WCW LOOKING FOR THE FLATLINER! He decides to go for the Springboard Shooting Star Press DDT! OH WOW! WRESTLING GOD CAUGHT HIM! WHAT A COUNTER! OH NO! GATEWAY TO HEAVEN! GATEWAY TO HEAVEN! GOOD GOD! ONE! TWO! THRE…………OH MY GOD! WCW GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! WHAT THE HELL? Wrestling God is FURIOUS with the referee! Wrestling God yells at the ref! WCW from behind! ROLL-UP! He’s got the tights! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING
Here is your winner and STILL the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, the West Coast Wonder!

WOW! What heart being shown there by WCW! WCW lying, cheating and stealing his way to victory! He couldn’t get him with the Bounce Back or the 619 but by any mean neccesary West Coast Wonder did it and he retained the belt!

We head to a video clip where we see Executioner in a dark room.
Executioner: After two long months of Fighting "THE MAN" I am back in the WNC. And Becker do you know what it is like to want something so bad and never get it. Have you ever been so close to getting it that you could just die,But it still seems to slip from your grasp. Well thats what the Heavy weight Titlte has done to me for My whole wrestling Career and i will not stop until i have what should have all ready been mine. You see some of us work to get what we have and then theres people like you that was handed the title before there was any real superstars around. Not to mention all the undeserved wins you have gotten. I am here to take you the hell out for good. No more mister nice guy. No more just turning my head and allowing this kind of crap to go on. It is my time. It is Your time to................REST IN PEACE............

We head backstage and Eric Carsons is with Mike Becker in his locker room.

Eric: Mike you are the underdog in this match, and a lot of people don’t think you have what it takes to win and retain your WNC World Heavyweight Title in this Last Man Standing match vs. Executioner tonight, What do you have to say to that?

Mike: Well, for anyone who doesn’t know, I’m Mike “The Best” Becker and I AM the WNC Champion. No offense to Charles Kennedy, but I made this Fed what it is today. I mean I made one of the greatest comeback’s ever after I left cause the WNC needed star power. I don’t give a rat’s ass what anyone else thinks, the only way Ex is taking this belt way from me is by KILLING me cuz that’s the only damn way I’ll stay down.

Eric: Well Mike, a lot of people have been talking smack about you winning the WNC World Title. A lot of people are STILL not convinced it wasn’t a fluke. What do you have to say to those people?

Mike: Whatever. They can think what they want, I earned this title. I could care less if the fans care of hell if anyone cares. You’re going to have to deal with me being WNC World Champion cuz I’m not gonna give this belt up for a long time. Now get your ass out of my locker room!

We head back to ringside and our announcers are a bit puzzled. Well folks, some very interesting words there from both parties. Of course a little bit later, it will be Executioner vs. Mike Becker in a Last Man Standing match. But folks, coming up next…….

(The lights dim as strobe lights go off and we see the Steel Cage being lowered from the roof.)

Folks, for the first time ever, the WNC Woman’s Championship will be defended inside of a Steel Cage.

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following is a Steel Cage match for the WNC Woman’s Championship. Now in this match you can win by either pinfall, submission or by escaping the cage and BOTH feet MUST touch the floor!

(Mercy Drive’s Burn In My Light plays to big heat!)

Well folks, both these young ladies will take part in the Battle Royal later tonight. Of course then the objective is to stay in the ring, whereas right now it’s going to be to either get the hell out of that cage or decimate your opponent.

Introducing first, the WNC Woman’s Champion, from Singapore, Asia, RKO Sledge Angel!

Obviously RKO coming out WITHOUT any of her G-Unit compatriots. She’ll have to fight this one alone, and I don’t think she’s looking forward to it.

(Fozzy’s Born of Anger hits to a big pop!)

And the opponent, from Adelaide, South Australia, Sheena Michaels!

Folks you can see that bandage wrapped around Sheena Michael’s skull. She suffered that injury after that heinous pre-match assault from Cena 54 two weeks ago. RKO not 100% either due to what the WNC Medical Staff were at one point calling a Grade Two concussion she suffered three weeks back when the back of her head hit our announce table! And that was a result of an attack by Sheena Michaels. WNC staff have since downgraded that concussion to a Grade One in recent weeks which is still quite severe. Earlier tonight we were informed that it’s merely a mild concussion now, but obviously still not 100% for RKO Sledge Angel. Not only that but this is her first of two matches, also for Sheena. Both young ladies will participate in tonight’s main event Battle Royal also. RKO also was invovled in that tag team match earlier tonight. She made the call earlier that she and G-Unit would go 3 for 3. She was right on one count as Countdown and Scott Man were unable to pry the titles from Gangsta and New York’s Most Wanted, hell, they weren’t even able to get along.

The referee locks the door and rings the bell and we are underway! Sheena Michaels goes right after RKO Sledge Angel and the two lock-up. RKO works her way behind Michaels looking for an arm wringer but Sheena counters and gets one of her own. RKO throws Sheena over her shoulders and Sheena lands on her feet and hits a modified reverse jawbreaker. Sheena grabs RKO’s leg and stomps away at it and eventually lifts her up by both legs and then drops her on her back! Sheena Michaels gets RKO up and manages to nail a Reverse Atomic Drop and then tries to lock in a Half Nelson but RKO elbows free. RKO goes for a polish hammer but Michaels blocks it and hits a few knife-edge chops. Michaels then slaps RKO across the face! RKO takes her down with a big clothesline and the two roll around while exchanging punches! RKO charges Michaels and walks into an arm drag! Michaels walks into RKO and walks into an arm drag. Both girls to their feet. Man, these two are at a standstill here! Sheena Michaels and RKO tie-up in the referee’s position. The King comments that he’d LOVE to be the referee for MOST woman’s matches in the WNC but he values his personal safety so he’d rather stay out of this one. RKO goes for a fisherman’s suplex but Michaels lands on her feet somehow and goes for a neckbreaker which connects! Michaels then uses her amazing flexibility and flips backover into a jawbreaker and then a cover! One, Two and no! Michaels picks up RKO and hits a nice suplex! Michaels goes for a German Suplex but RKO lands on her feet and hits an Edge O Matic 2 into the cover! One, Two and, Wow! Sheena Michaels lifted RKO up! Looking for an Electric Chair Drop! Instead she goes to drop RKO on the top rope, but RKO hooks her legs around there and fights loose. RKO uses the cage to pull herself up, stil standing in the middle of that top rope! Sheena tries to pull her leg but RKO holds on at the top and kicks free! MOONSAULT! WOW! Moonsault off the top rope onto a standing Sheena Michaels! Amazing! RKO gets the hook of the leg! One! Two and No! RKO goes for an Indian Death Lock on Sheena but then she gets knocked back before she can lock it in. RKO runs back towards Sheena but she rolls her through and then RKO rolls HER through but then Sheena rolls RKO Through and instead of going for the pin locks in the Sharpshooter! Wow! RKO gets to the ropes but there aren’t any rope breaks here inside the Steel Cage! RKO fights and fights and eventually manages to use the ropes to pull herself forward and then snap back at the last minute knocking Sheena Michaels down but no doubt hurting RKO’s back even more. Survival instincts there from RKO. Sheena Michaels goes after RKO but gets a rake of the eyes and a stiff looking DDT! RKO begins to climb the cage! She’s nearing the top! Sheena Michaels sees her and glances up. Sheena can’t quite reach her! Sheena climbs up behind her! Sheena gets underneath her! OH MY GOD! SHE’S GONNA POWERBOMB RKO! RKO gets loose and pulls herself up! She nearly FALLS off the cage to the floor below but quickly pulls herself back up. Sheena is now on top of the cage also! Good God! This is dangerous! I don’t like where this is headed! They’re right on top of us here! Both girls exchange lefts and rights! Both are teetering! My God! Sheena Michaels and RKO both to their feet! Both are standing high above! OH NO! What the hell! Sheena Michaels looks like she’s gonna try and Belly to Belly Suplex RKO to hell! RKO gets loose but Michaels hits a BULLDOG! MY GOD! BOTH GIRLS COME CRASHING DOWN TO THE GROUND! GOOD LORD! MY GOD! GET EMT’S OUT HERE NOW!

DING DING DING!
Here is your winner and STILL the WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel.

MY GOD! Well folks, it appears RKO’s feet touched first but we’re gonna need some serious medical attention out here for these two girls.

We go to a video package highlighting the feud between Mike Becker and the Executioner.

We come back and there appears to be some sort of commotion in the back. We see several trainers and EMT’s surrounding Sheena Michaels who appears to be holding her ribs in pain. WNC Head referee Perry Hughes is trying to speak with her.

Perry: Sheena, you’ve got to go to the hospital, you could have broken ribs.

Sheena: No! I’m staying for the Battle Royal, dammit!

Perry: Sheena, wait, you could get seriously injured.

Sheena: I don’t care!

Well folks, Sheena Michaels stubbornly refusing medical help, and that does seem a bit ill-advised, but you’ve got to admire her determination.

ARE YOU SCARED?
HE’S HERE!
(American Badass by Kid Rock plays to a mixed reaction.)

Well, there seems to be some Executioner fans in the house here tonight. No doubt, the WNC fans have the right to their opinion.

Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is a Last Man Standing match and it is for the WNC World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first the challenger, from Spring Grove, Pennsylvania, weighing 290 pounds, the Executioner.

(Nickelback’s Photograph hits to a decent pop, with some scattering of boo’s heard also.)

And his opponent, from Minneapolis, Minneosta, weighing 315 pounds, he is the WNC World Heavyweight Champion, Mike Becker!

Well, folks, it certainly appears to be a mixed crowd here tonight. Certainly a larger portion of the crowd seems to be behind the champion but there are some rabid Executioner supporters here also who are just as loud.

DING DING DING!
The referee rings the bell and this match is under way. Remember the only way to win is to decimate your opponent to the point where he can not answer the referee’s ten count. The two men circle as the crowd goes wild. Becker and Ex go for a collar and elbow tie-up. Ex breaks it after a moment or so. They go for another, this time Becker gets behind Ex looking for a Headlock Takedown but Ex remains grounded and hits a big elbow into a rear naked choke. Becker gets loose quickly and nails an arm drag. Arm drag from Ex. These two men are at a standstill.

EX-E-CU-TION-ER!
LET’S GO BECKER!
EX-E-CU-TION-ER!
LET’S GO BECKER!

Wow! Listen to these fans! It’s almost divided in half! Executioner goes for a collar and elbow tie-up but Becker breaks loose and hits a clothesline which gets a few boo’s. Becker looks to lock in a Rear Naked Choke but Ex gets to his feet quickly and goes for an armbar. Becker manages to hit a kick to the mid-section and comes off the ropes with a Double Axe Handle! Becker goes for a leg drop but Ex moves. Ex grabs Becker’s leg now trying to hook in a Sharpshooter but Becker breaks free. Becker gets Ex up for a Stalling Suplex but Ex breaks free and nails a DDT! Ex perhaps instinctively goes for the cover but then proceeds to hammer Becker with lefts and rights to the face. No pinfalls, submissions, dq’s or countouts here, folks. Executioner looks for a leg drop but Becker nails a Power Slam! Becker looks for a Gorilla Press Slam but Ex breaks free and hits a Death Valley Driver! Ex leaves the ring and searches underneath it! He pulls out a trash can which contains a stop sign, a garden rake, a shovel, a hard hat and a kendo stick. He puts the can in the ring and dumps the content and then nails Becker several times over the back with the can. Ex holds up the trash can, proudly displaying several dents.

King: Oh no! Look what he did to Mr. Trashcan!

Poacher: That’s not Mr. Trashcan!

King: How do you know?

Poacher: Because X-Pac 360 never leaves Mr. Trashcan by himself. He gets lonely.

TM: Oh please.

Executioner grabs a kendo stick and nails it several times on the back of the neck area on Becker. Ex then grabs the Stop sign and waits until Becker is to his knees and then smashes across the top of the skull of Becker!

King: I just heard there was an accident on 110th avenue. Yeah, apparently some moron didn’t see the stop sign. Oh…wait a minute, I think Ex just nailed Becker with it!

Executioner grabs the garden rake and begins digging it into Becker’s back. Executioner then leans the rake against the turnbuckle. He picks up Becker and tries to throw him face first into the rake but Becker stops him. Becker then throws Ex face first into the rake. Becker then lets the rake fall. He goes over to the other corner and waits for Ex to stand. Ex is to his feet. Becker runs over and steps on the rake, causing the pole side to nail Executioner between the legs.

TM: Creative offense there by Mike Becker.

Becker picks up the hard hat and nails it over the head of Executioner once or twice. He then looks at it, shrugs and straps it on his head and nails Ex a few times with the shovel! Becker then grabs the stop sign and picks it up and leans against the turnbuckle!

TM: Becker taking his time here having fun!

Becker then nails the Stop Sign over Ex as he gets to his knees! He then uses the helmet as a weapon and headbutts Ex a few times before throwing the helmet into the crowd! Becker picks up Ex and goes for something big! What the hell is this? AWESOME BOMB! WOW! I’ve never seen Mike Becker pull that one off before! Amazing! The referee begins his ten count. He gets to six and Ex is up! Ex charges at Becker and walks into a Spinebuster! Ex charges him again but this time gets back body dropped all the way to the floor! Becker now signalling for something! Wow! Suicide Plancha to the outside! What a move! Both men are up at six! Becker throws Executioner into our announce table. The Spanish Announce table already in ruins from Jesse and J-Masters match earlier tonight. Becker goes for the Last Ride but Ex reverses and nails the Death Drop through the table! Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t! Holy Sh*t! The referee and crowd count in unison. We could have a new WNC World Heavyweight Champion right here! One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Becker’s up! Wow! Ex grabs Becker and throws him onto the steel ramp where he lands hard! Ex picks up Becker but gets a thumb to the eye. Both men brawl towards the top of the stage! Executioner gets Becker up! Good God! Tombstone on the stage! Executioner dissapears to the back. Becker somehow gets up at nine using the titan tron to pull himself up. Executioner wheels some sort of a storage case out and bashes Becker’s skull into it! Ex opens up the case and pulls out something. OH MY GOD! IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS! GOOD GOD! IT’S A FLUORESCENT LIGHT BULB!

(Crowd goes insane!)

SMASH!
MY GOD! EXECUTIONER JUST SMASHED THAT BULB ACROSS BECKERS SKULL! One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Becker’s up again! Executioner grabs another one! He swings it like a baseball bat but Becker ducks and it explodes on the titan tron! Good God! Executioner, Becker and the referee all got some shards of that! Becker is bleeding like a stuck pig! Ex has been busted open also! Executioner then picks up Becker! OH MY GOD! He’s gonna tombstone Becker into that storage case! GOOD GOD! It’s FULL OF THOSE LIGHT BULBS! Becker fights free! OH NO! BACK BODY DROP! EXECUTIONER LANDS ON DOZENS OF FLUORESCENT LIGHT BULBS! GLASS EXPLODES ALL OVER THE PLACE! One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! OH MY GOD! EXECUTIONER JUST SAT UP! His back is covered in glass! Becker tries to pick up Becker but Ex gets the arm around the throat! Chokeslam onto the stage! And there’s glass everywhere! Good God! Ex goes to the back and returns with a TABLE COVERED IN BARBED WIRE! OH MY GOD! Executioner then goes back but Becker sneaks around the other way. Ex comes back out with a fire extinguisher but Becker is gone! Ex heads backstage again and GETS NAILED WITH A VCR! GOOD GOD! THE VCR DENTED ON EXECUTIONER’S SKULL! Becker picks up a dazed and bloodied Ex and irish whips him into a stack of electrical tubing and then goes in search of something else. Ex slow to rise. Becker comes running in and nails Ex from behind with a Filing Cabinet! Wow! Paper flies everywhere! Becker then throws Ex violently back to the stage. Becker looks at the barbed wire and heads backstage! OH MY GOD! HE’S GOT A JERRY CAN! HE POURED IT ALL OVER THE TABLE! He climbs down the stage and goes over to where the fans are and asks for a lighter. At least three fans produce a lighter within a matter of seconds. Becker grabs one and heads back up top. He lights the barbed wire table on fire and grabs Executioner! My God! LAST RIDE THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!

DING DING DING!
Here is your winner and STILL the WNC World Heavyweight Champion, Mike Becker!

GOOD GOD WHAT A MATCH!

Several trainers rush out and extinguish the inferno. Mike Becker proudly holds up the WNC title and then proceeds to give the lighter back to the fan.

Poacher: Well at least we have a champion you can trust borrowing things to.

King: Yeah, if only my neighbours were like that.

[Mike Jones]

TM: Well none the less, Mike Becker succesfully retains the WNC World Heavyweight title, in one hellacious match! Folks, coming up next a 30 Man Battle Royal to determine the Number One Contender to face the champion at the next WNC Pay Per View WRESTLING SPECTACLE taking place Sunday, March 19th live from Madison Square Garden in New York City!

We head to a promo.


SOMETHING BIG IS COMING!

THE GRANDEST STAGE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!

THE MOST LEGENDARY ARENA IN THE WORLD!

THE MOST HARDCORE PRO WRESTLERS IN THE WORLD!

THE BIGGEST MATCHES!

THE BEST BANDS!

PLUS A WEEK-LONG INTERACTIVE FESTIVAL!

THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL A SPECTACLE!

THE WNC PRESENTS WRESTLING SPECTACLE! LIVE SUNDAY MARCH 19TH FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!

(We come back to ringside.)

DING DING DING!

Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is the First Annual Number One Contender’s Battle Royal. The individuals who drew numbers one and two will start out and every 90 seconds another competitor will enter the ring. Once all 30 superstars have entered the ring, the last man to not be eliminate by having both feet touch the floor will be the winner and will get a title shot at Wrestling Spectacle!

(Ghost Love Scene by Nightwish hits to a huge pop!)

Introducing first, the individual who drew number one, from Thornhill, Ontario, Canada, weighing 195 pounds, Matt Ackerman!

Well folks, Matt Ackerman certainly did not DRAW number 1, he was designated it after being screwed over by Charles Kennedy. X-Pac 360 was designated the number 29 entrant and Compton’s Most Wanted will be the last entrant. All the other 27 spots were determined by a random drawing held earlier this evening.
(AUTHORS NOTE: Only CMW, X-Pac and NNN had pre-determined spots. The other spots were drawn out of a hat.)

And now, introducing the opponent who drew number two.

(Old School Hollywood by System of a Down hits to a big pop!)

From Oakland, California, weighing 230 pounds, the Scott Mann!

Well, folks, Scott Mann drawing the number 2 slot here.

DING DING DING!
Scott Mann and Ackerman stare each other down and then shake hands and circle one another for a moment. Ackerman goes for an armbar takedown but Scott fights loose and hits a DDT. Remember, Scott Man was in action earlier tonight! He took a hell of a beating after his partner Countdown abandoned him. Scott goes for a headscissor takedown but Ackerman reverses looking for a piledriver. Scott Man rolls it through and tries to lock in the Ankle Lock but NNN breaks free with a few kicks.

BUZZ!

(Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed hits to a decent reaction.)

Well folks, the big man Sadistic One is the number 3 entrant. Scott catches Ackermam off guard and nails a reverse DDT. Sadistic One charges Scott looking for a clothesline but Scott ducks and then nails a Belly to Back Suplex. Scott locks in a Fujiwara Armbar until TSO uses his brute power and escapes from the hold. Scott runs at TSO and walks into a sickening spinebuster! Good God! The whole ring shook there! TSO looks on and signals for a Sit Down Powerbomb! Before he can get Scott up, NNN jumps him from behind and he has a rear naked choke.

BUZZ!

(Anthrax’s Madhouse hits to big heat!)

Oh Boy! Business is About to Pick Up! Insane Gary Lang! Lang gets in the ring and immediately he and Scott Man duke it out! Lang nails Scott with the Yakuza Kick! Meanwhile, TSO has NNN up! Sit Down Power Bomb! TSO turns around! OH MY! SADISTIC ONE AND GARY LANG STARE EACH OTHER DOWN AS THE CROWD GOES WILD! Lang runs at TSO looking for a clothesline but Sadistic One shoves him back! Lang goesn’t miss a beat and charges him but again TSO shoves him off! SIT DOWN POWER BOMB ON LANG! TSO then flexes and taunts Lang! WAIT A MINUTE! ACKERMAN AND SCOTT MAN GRAB TSO AND THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

DING!
The Sadistic One has been eliminated!

NNN and Scott Man double stomp Insane Gary Lang.

Buzz!

(My Chemical Romance’s I’m Not Okay{I Promise} hits to a decent pop.)

TM: Oh Boy! Here comes a guy that’s got to be of conflicting emotions here tonight. Earlier tonight, his girlfriend Jamie Hudson betrayed him and joined forces with Metal God!

King: And don’t forget Bad Gurl. Hell, she exchanged saliva with her!

TM: Oh King will you stop already.

Ty gets in the ring and takes down NNN with a clothesline. Scott Man continuing to work on Lang in the corner. Langston picks up NNN and looks to hit a Fisherman’s Suplex but Ackerman lifts him up and nails a backbreaker! Ackerman gets him up looking for a Ganso Bomb but Ty manages to nail a Headscissor Takedown! Ty slits the wrists and goes for the Pedigree but Ackerman back body drops him! Ty charges him but he gets caught! SWITCHBACK 05! Ackerman throws Ty at the ropes! Scott Men held the ropes down and Ty goes flying!

DING!
Ty Langston has been eliminated!

BUZZ!
(Yukmouth feat. Cee-bo’s Dat N---a hits to big heat!)

Well, here comes New York’s Most Wanted! NYMW hits a big spear on Scott Man and begins pounding the hell out of him! Ackerman grabs NYMW and nails a German Suplex and a second! But before he can nail the third, Gary Lang nails a Yakuza Kick! Well, NYMW and Lang both G-Unit members so this is dangerous for the rest of the WNC roster! Lang grabs Scott Man and goes for a chokeslam but Scott hits a Tornado DDT! S-5! S-5! S-5 CONNECTS! Lang staggers against the ropes! Scott Man goes to clothesline him but walks into a Ya F—k Facebuster from NYMW! NYMW goes to help Lang out buy Lang gets his hand around the throat! WHAT THE HELL? NYMW pleads for his life and luckily Lang comes to his senses! NYMW points at Scott Man and Lang goes to work on him. NYMW stomps NNN.

Buzz!
(Metallica’s Wherever I May Roam hits!)

Oh Boy! Here comes the Dead Man! Dead Man goes right after NYMW and nails a Big Boot! Dead Man then signals for the Chokeslam! He gets him up! CHOKESLAM! Dead Man then goes to stuff NYMW over the top rope but Gary Lang nails a Yakuza Kick on Dead Man! OH BOY! DEAD MAN JUST SAT UP! Dead Man has the throat! CHOKESLAM ON GARY LANG! Scott Man from behind! S-5 to the outside!

DING!
The Dead Man has been eliminated!

Scott Man now goes to work on Gary Lang with a few stomps.

BUZZ!

The lights dim and a stopwatch appears on screen and counts backwards from ten and massive pyro goes off as Saliva’s I Want You kicks in!

Oh Boy! Countdown is here! And Scott Man wants Countdown! Countdown gets in the ring and Scott Mann nails the Lou Thesz Press and he’s unleashing his fury on Countdown! Scott Man nailing lefts and rights! Scott Man is relentless here! Scott Mann picks up Countdown looking for a suplex but Countdown counters and nails a Butterfly Suplex! Wow! Countdown up top! He signals for the Blockbuster! Scott Man is up! He heads up looking for a Superplex! Both men in a dangerous position! OH NO! Insane Gary Lang has Scott Man he’s gonna powerbomb him and superplex Countdown! WHAT THE HELL? ACKERMAN JUST CLOTHESLINED LANG AND ALL THREE MEN GO OVER THE TOP ROPE! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!

DING!
Countdown, Scott Mann and Insane Gary Lang have been eliminated!

WOW! What a move by Matt Ackerman!

BUZZ!
HEY HEY MAMA SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE!
GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE!
(The opening chords of Led Zeppelin’s Black Dog hit but then stop and John Cena’s Don’t Wanna F—k With Us kicks in.)

Well folks, here comes Cena 54! Matt Ackerman focusing entirely on Cena 54, but he’s gotta keep an eye on NYMW! And there’s why! NYMW jumps NNN from behind and Cena joins in the double-team. That’s the thing with G-Unit, once you eliminate one of these guys, someone else is there. Cena 54 of course G-Unit’s newest acquisition if you will. Cena 54 and NYMW go for a double suplex but NNN counters and hits a double Jawbreaker! SWITCHBACK 05 ON CENA 54! AND HE TOSSES HIM OVER!

DING!
Cena 54 has been eliminated!

NNN now stalking NYMW. NNN hits a Sambo Suplex on NYMW who is in dire straits here now.

BUZZ!
(Mercy Drive’s Burn In My Light hits to big heat.)

Wow! RKO Sledge Angel is gonna compete after that hellacious bulldog off the cage earlier tonight. Where is she?

(The music stops.)

(Truth by Seether hits.)

WHAT THE HELL? IT’S J-MASTER! Well, I guess J-Master is gonna be RKO’s replacement here tonight!

J-Master gets in the ring and nails a spinebuster on NNN. He nails another one on NYMW! J-Master pounding the hell out NYMW! J-Master gets NYMW up and nails a Stalling Suplex! NNN comes at J-Master but he counters and goes for the FU and hits it! NYMW charges but J-Master catches him and FU’s him to the outside! Wow!

DING!
New York’s Most Wanted has been eliminated!

Buzz!

(Fall Behind Me by the Donna’s hits to a mixed reaction.)

TM: Oh, it’s Jamie Hudson. Apparently she has new ring music!

King: Yes, TM. And believe me, I’d love to “Fall Behind” her.

TM: OH will you stop!

Jamie Hudson sneaks up from behind on J-Master and nails a low blow! She then hits a Reverse DDT followed by a Standing Moonsault!

TM: Wow! Some impressive athleticism being shown here by Jamie Hudson.

King: Yes TM, she does have some amazing “assets”.

Suplex from Jamie Hudson on J-Master. Jamie goes for a DDT but J-Master connects and nails a Russian Leg Sweep.

Buzz!

(New Church hits to a mixed reaction.)

Oh boy! It’s Kid Omen! J-Master grins. J-Master puts Jamie on his shoulders and waits for Kid Omen! Kid Omen goes to the top rope immediately as if they’re going for the Doomsday Device but instead Kid Omen hits a Leg Drop as J-Master hits the Electric Chair Drop! Wow! Interesting variation there! J-Master and Kid Omen both pick up Jamie and throw her out violently!

DING!

Jamie Hudson has been eliminated!

WHAT THE HELL? Kid Omen just tried to toss J-Master out! J-Master managed to hang on though and he nails Kid Omen with a Gut Wrench Suplex!

Buzz!
(Strange Circus music begins playing.)

Well folks, this sounds to be Psycho Jester’s music, but if my memory serves me correct, he was involved in a minor car accident this past week, so he was unable to be here.

(P.O.D.’s Set It Off {Tweeker Mix} hits and the crowd goes insane!)

WHAT THE HELL?? OH MY GOD!

JESSE IS BACK! Jesse goes right after J-Master and nails several stiff rights and lefts and then clotheslines him over the top rope as both men fall to the ground! Jesse doesn’t even hesitate as he continues pounding the hell out of J-Master!

DING!
J-Master and Jesse have been eliminated!

I don’t think Jesse gives a damn! Jesse Irish whips J-Master into the Steel Steps! He then throws him over the security barricade! Jesse pauses to grab a steel chair but J-Master takes off through the crowd! Jesse hightails it after him!

Buzz!

(AC/DC’s Highway to Hell hits to some heat.)

TM: And here comes Bad Gurl!

King: And she’s already been in action tonight.

TM: What are you talking about? This is her first match.

King: I know.

TM: Nevermind. Do you ever think about anything else?

King: Nope.

Bad Gurl gets in the ring and starts duking it out with Kid Omen. Omen lands a few hard lefts and tries to hit a Backbreaker but Bad Gurl fights loose and nails a Side Headlock Takedown. Kid Omen struggles to break the hold but eventually does and hits a Fall Away Slam! Kid Omen a man who calls himself the Saint picks up Bad Gurl and nails the Modified Stalling Brainbuster that he likes to call the Saint Suplex! He heads up top and nails the Kid Omen Flip, a nicely-executed Swanton Leg Drop!

Buzz!

(G-Unit’s Stunt 101 hits to big heat!)

Well here comes Da Gangsta. Gangsta goes right after Omen and nails a Running STO! Gangsta nails a few lefts and rights and then hits the DDT Leg Drop on Omen! Ackerman from behind now with a Belly to Back Suplex! NNN going to work on Gangsta now with a Dragon Sleeper choke! NNN picks up Gangsta and he hits a Scoop Slam! NNN Irish Whips Gangsta into the corner and then runs into a hard elbow! Gangsta goes to whip NNN but he counters and sends Gangsta into the corner. NNN runs after him but Gangsta goes after a Headscissor Takedown. NNN THROWS HIM OUT! WOW! Not a smart move for Da Gangsta and he paid for it!

DING!
Da Gangsta has been eliminated!

Buzz!

(Snoop Dogg’s Ain’t Nuthin’ But a G Thang hits to a decent pop.)

Well, here comes the Crack Daddy, Big Smoke Ernie Larois. Ackerman goes after Big Smoke and he nails a few lefts and rights. Kid Omen jumps Ackerman from behind and nails a few backhands. Ackerman manages to nail a Spinebuster but then Larois nails a Dropkick! Larois taunts and then Bad Gurl tries to capitalize by dumping him to the outside but he skins the cat. Kid Omen runs at Bad Gurl and she Back Body Drops him and he knocks Larois out!

DING!
Ernie Larois has been eliminated!

Ackerman and Bad Gurl tie-up. Ackerman tries to go for a German Suplex but Bad Gurl breaks free and nails a Swinging Neckbreaker! Bad Gurl and Omen duke it out! Omen hits a back suplex!

Buzz!
(Hellraiser by Ozzy Osbourne hits to a big pop!)

OH MY! Here comes Hellraiser! Hellraiser nails Omen with a clothesline! Spinebuster on Ackerman! German Suplex on Bad Gurl! German on Ackerman! German on Omen but he keeps it connected! A second German! And a third! Hellraiser beginning to feel it now! Piledriver on Omen! Bad Gurl runs at him and walks into a Judgement Slam! Hellraiser nails a Pit Drop on Ackerman! Wow! Hellraiser is dominating here!

Buzz!
BRRRRRINNNNGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT??
LIE! CHEAT! STEAL!
SAY HELLO TO EDDIE!

Here comes Hot Stuff Eddie G and he goes right after Hellraiser! Eddie G hits a few punches and chop and then winds up for a big right hand. Hellraiser blocks it but Eddie uses his left hand and pokes Hellraiser in the eye! Overhead Suplex! And a second! And a third! Wow! Three Amigo’s! Kid Omen tries to nail a Belly to Belly Suplex but Eddie headbutts his way out and then nails an El Tope Atomico! Hellraiser comes behind looking for the German Suplex but Eddie G stays vertical and nails a Mule Kick to the groin! You can’t be disqualified here in the Royal Rumble. Eddie shrugs and says “Oops. Did I do that?” Ackerman nails him from behind with a bulldog and looks for a headlock takedown but Eddie uses his upperbody strength to toss Ackerman over his body!

Buzz!
(HIM’s Nightmare of Eden hits to a decent reaction!)

Well here comes “The Noticeable” Kevin Sane! Same sneaks up behind Eddie G and nails a Sambo Suplex! Kid Omen goes to work on Bad Gurl’s arm with a well-executed Arm Bar. Ackerman catches Kevin Sane off guard and nails the Déjà Vu Sattelite Headscissors. Damn! Both men have got to be dizzy after that! A dizzied Kevin Sane walks into Hellraiser who nails the Pit Drop! Hellraiser then picks up Kid Omen looking for a suplex and Eddie G glances over at him! Double Suplex from Eddie and Hellraiser! Hellraiser tells Eddie to go up top and he does! FROG SPLASH!

Buzz!
(Grillz by Nelly featuring Paul Wall hits.)

Alright, this here is a young new superstar named Dimes. He’s a New York native. Weighs about 220 pounds, stands 6’3. He just took down Eddie G with the Gore! Yakuza Kick on Hellraiser! He then picks Ackerman and hits a Spinebuster! Kid Omen comes over and High Fives him. Well, I guess these two are gonna team up! Kid Omen and Dimes pick up Ackerman and nail the SnapShot! WOAH! Bad Gurl just came off the top rope with a Flying Crossbody taking out both guys!

Buzz!
(Crash Holly’s Old theme hits to a mixed reaction.)

Oh boy! Here comes one of the original WNC Superstars. We already saw Jesse and J-Master here tonight. Eddie G in the ring now also. Impact and Hellraiser go for a collar and elbow tie-up and they chain wrestle for a moment or so before Eddie G nails Impact with a Double Axe Handle! Eddie G now with a nicely executed brainbuster on Hellraiser! High Angle Backbreaker on Impact! Eddie to the top! He’s feeling froggy! I think he’s gonna Frog Splash BOTH Hellraiser and Impact! Wait a minute! Kevin Sane just knocked Eddie to the floor!

DING!
Hot Stuff Eddie G has been eliminated!

Buzz!
(Painkiller by Judas Priest hits to big heat!)

TM: Here comes that jerk Metal God! I can’t believe the way he treated Ty Langston!

Metal God and Bad Gurl double team Kevin Sane in the corner. In the opposite corner it’s Kid Omen and Dimes double-teaming Hellraiser. Matt Ackerman and Raw Impact mat wrestle in the center. Tons of action going on here! Hard to keep track of all of it! Dimes gets Hellraiser on his shoulder and he looks for the Electric Chair Drop! Kid Omen to the top! Hellraiser fights over to Omen and grabs him! SUPERPLEX WHILE HE’S ON DIMES SHOULDER! WOW! Amazing move by Hellraiser!

Buzz!

Silence. Who is it? Who?

(Concrete Sledge by Pantera hits and the CROWD GOES APE SH*T!)

OH MY GOD! MODERN MARVEL! MODERN MARVEL IS BACK! HE’S GOT A SINGAPORE CANE! MY GOD! HE NAILS BAD GURL AND SHE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE! HE NAILS METAL GOD AND HE’S OUT! Kid Omen and Dimes look for a Double Clothesline but he Back Body Drops BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP! Raw Impact up top! Looking for a Flying Crossbody! No! Marvel Caught Him! Fallaway Slam to the Outside!

Metal God, Bad Gurl, Dimes, Kid Omen and Raw Impact have been eliminated.

HELLRAISER JUST DUMPED MARVEL FROM BEHIND! NO! MARVEL WAS DOMINATING!

The Modern Marvel has been eliminated!

Hellraiser duking it out now with Kevin Sane! Sane looking for the “N” Connection but Hellraiser counter into the Pit Drop! WAIT A MINUTE! Marvel just pulled Hellraiser underneath the ropes! What the hell? CONCRETE SLEDGE! PEDIGREE OFF THE APRON! MY GOD! But, folks, Hellraiser is NOT eliminated! Ackerman nails a Back Suplex on Kevin Sane! Good Lord! He’s Still In There!

Buzz!
(Theme from Austin Powers hits to a small pop!)

Well, here comes the lovable Bob! Bob waiting on the outside for a moment. NNN gets Sane up looking for a High Angle Backbreaker but Sane lands on his feet and nails The N Connection! Amazing! Wait a minute! Bob just tossed him over the rope! Bob celebrates on the turnbuckle! Ackerman throws HIM out!

Ding!
Kevin Sane and Bob have been eliminated!

Hellraiser still in this on the outside, but Ackerman waiting for his next opponent!

(Six Feet Under’s My Hatred hits to a big pop!)

OH MY! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! HERE COMES THE 500 PLUS POUNDER PAUL BUNYAN! Paul Bunyan nails Ackerman with a clothesline and then stomps the hell out of him! Bunyan steps on NNN and puts all his weight on him! Bunyan now nails a few chops and then hushes the crowd and nails a HUGE CHOP! Good God! Ackerman can’t have much of anything left! Bunyan goes to pick up Ackerman but he nails a low blow! Ackerman now goes for a Sattelite Headscissors but Bunyan throws him off! HUGE GORILLA PRESS SLAM ON ACKERMAN!

Buzz!
(Mr. Brightside by The Killers hits to a decent pop.)

TM: Here comes Ally Rogers! She is between a rock and a hard place here though! I can’t believe she’s actually getting in the ring! Got to admire here bravery though!

Poacher: I think it’s stupidity!

TM: Well, that may be, but we’ll have to wait and see!

Bunyan picks up Rogers and body slams her!

Poacher: What’d I tell ya?

Bunyan then lifts Ally Rogers above her head and she’s out of here!

DING!
Ally Rogers has been eliminated!

Ackerman goes after Bunyan and manages to corner him! Bunyan hits a few headbutts and fights loose.

Buzz!
(Sugar We’re Going Down by Fall Out Boy hits to a decent pop!)

Well here comes the 400 pound Buzzed Bunny, Alejandro Reed Sr. He’s drawn number 27 here tonight, meaning we have 3 superstars left to go, the last two we know. Bunny and Ackerman double-team Bunyan but to no avail as he smashes their heads together! CHOKESLAM ON ACKERMAN! He goes for a chokeslam on Bunny but he gets loose and Bunny nails a Samoan Drop! Wow!

Buzz!
(Fozzy’s Born of Anger hits to a big pop!)

Well, whether or not this is a smart idea remains to be seen. Sheena Michaels comes out with her ribs heavily taped from the bulldog she gave to RKO off the top of the Steel Cage. RKO has been taken to a local medical facility. Perhaps Sheena should have gone there also. Sheena and Bunny now trying to eliminate the 500 pounder! Bunyan knocks both men backwards! Bunyan goes to pick up Sheena Michaels but she hits a thumb to the eyes. Bunny and Sheena continue trying to eliminate the big man!

Buzz!
MAKE SOME NOISE!
X-PAC!
(Wanna Be A Balla by Lil Troy hits to big heat!)

X-Pac 360 comes in and nails an X-Factor on Sheena Michaels! He then nails an Running Dropkick on Bunyan! Uh-Oh! Bronco Buster Connects! But then he walks into the Sack Flap from Buzzed Bunny! Ouch! Buzzed Bunny tries to knock Bunyan over but he shifts his weight and tosses Bunny over the top!

The Buzzed Bunny has been eliminated!

Buzz!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
MWHAHAHAHA!

Here comes Compton, but he’s got not G-Unit allies left. CMW goes after Bunyan immediately and nails several vicious uppercuts. X-Pac and CMW glance at one another and they try and force Bunyan over the top. Sheena Michaels in there now also! All 3 superstars trying to get Bunyan out of there but to no avail! Bunyan throws his weight out and he knocks all 3 superstars back! X-Pac 360 charges! Back Body Drop! SPEAR ON COMPTON! Oh No! Chokeslam on Sheena Michaels! NO! HE JUST CHOKESLAMMED HER TO THE OUTSIDE!

DING!
Sheena Michaels has been eliminated!

The referee on the outside frantically waves to the back for a stretcher and Sheena Michaels could have seriously injured herself here tonight.

CMW and X-Pac both double-team Bunyan! X-Pac nails an X-Factor on him! Black History Spinebuster from CMW! Your History Powerbomb now too! Good God! Wait a minute! Hellraiser is back in the ring! Pit Drop on X-Pac 360! Now he throws X-Pac out! Compton from behind just eliminated Hellraiser! Wow!

Ding!
X-Pac 360 and Hellraiser have been eliminated!

And then there were three! Compton and Ackerman duke it out in the center of the ring! CMW gets him up for the Your History Powerbomb but it’s countered! SWITCHBACK 05! AND COMPTON GETS TOSSED OUT!

DING!
Compton’s Most Wanted has been eliminated!

Oh No! Paul Bunyan just stood up! It’s down to Bunyan and Ackerman! The number one entrant and the number 25 entrant! Bunyan goes for a chokeslam! Ackerman counters! La Mistica Sattelite Headscissors! Oh no! Ackerman is dangling on the outside! But Bunyan is fading! He’s fading! Hang on Matt! Oh no, Bunyan flies over the top rope but he brigns Ackerman with him! Wait! Ackerman hung on! Only one of his feet touched the ground!

DING DING DING!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATT ACKERMAN!

MY GOD! ACKERMAN HAS DONE IT! HE’S BEATEN THE ODDS! HE’S GONE THE DISTANCE! MATT ACKERMAN WILL GET A TITLE SHOT AGAINST MIKE BECKER AT WRESTLING SPECTACLE!

[Mike Jones]

BONUS DVD FEATURES

Post Match Interviews

MIKE BECKER

Congratz Matt. We Vs. You at the PPV For My WNC World Heavyweight title this is gonna be a blast. your my idol its Me Vs. You i can't beleve this i'm so happy i finnalyget to face someone that is worthy for a title Shot FINNALY!


Scott Mann

Interviewer: Mr.Mann, how do you feel about your loss tonight, the first title match loss since you and Countdown teamed up in ECWF?

Scott: HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I WANTED THOSE TITLES SINCE I AM THE BEST DAMN STAR ON THIS SHOW.

AND COUNTDOWN. YOU LITTLE PANSY ASS. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME? I WANT SOME PRIDE IN THIS COMPANY AND YOU HELP ME LOSE IT. YOU SON OF A BITCH. I HOPE YOU GO BACK TO SYDNEY AND ROT IN HELL.

Interviewer: And what are your thoughts on the G-Unit, who seems to have a strangle hold on WNC?

Scott: I STILL SAY THAT THOSE SONS OF BITCHS HAVE NOTHING ON ME. I COULD BEAT ANY OF THEM FOR ANY TITLE. I JUST WANT MANAGEMENT TO GIVE ME A TITLE SHOT. K?

*Scott stomps off in anger*


THE MODERN MARVEL

(Marvel walks into the back after the PPR and runs into some WNC announcer thats literally begs him for an interview, Marvel just steals the mic away and shoves them out of the picture)

Finally, The Marvel........ has come back..............To the W...N...C!

That's right! I bet you didnt expect that shit! But to tell you the truth, I could honestly give a flying fuck, about what you think of my return! I have a little unfinished buisness here in WNC, because you see, Mike Becker keeps running around here struting his stuff talking about how he defeated me for long enough!

Becker! What the fucking hell do you think you are doing running around here acting like you deserve to be buried with that damned title that you have strapped around your waist! You see Becker you keep talking like you defeated me, but you see Becker, you never did! You never defeated the "Real" Modern Marvel. You just took out the WNC equivilant of the Fake Diesel or Razor Ramon. It wasnt me Becker. It was an imposter. A Fake! Do you think I would actually let you get away with claiming victory over the "E-Fed Icon"? I dont think so! The other reason I have made y return is that shinny belt you have held so close! THe WNC CHampionship, but I aint worried about that! My Time will come soon enough!

Now that brings me to this? And this is, Hellraiser! You SOn Of A Bitch! You run around IW.com having the gut's to call me a quitter? WHat are you just looking to get your homosexual ass kicked? THen you blatantly ruin my chances at the rumble, by jumping me from behind like Im jail bait! Well Hellraiser, I aint nobody's bitch! You cant just ruin my chance at becoming WNC CHampion & having the biggest return in WNC history and get away with it. You cant talk shit about me and expect that I wont do something about it! It's going to be payback time Hellraiser! You are one dead mother fucker, count on that!

After all the smoke clears and I accomplish defeating the faggot hellraiser 1......2.......3! I will then move my way onto the next level in the WNC! I hate to sink to the level of such a loser/fag as Hellraiser but it must be done, because he has done let the shit hit the fan. So now I must destroy this usless peace of crap! Marvel has spoken!

(Marvel throws the mic at the camera and shoves over the camera man looks down at the camera and spits on the lens)


MARVEL

(The scene open's, blah, blah, blah. Yada, Yada, Yada! Who cares! Im in the F/N Locker room! Marvel is looking at the F/N camera!)

"Hellraiser, Hellraiser, Hellraiser! Son.......You have got some ball's, and I see that your getting a little better at what you do. Good for you! You can almost make a promo worth a shit! Look everyone envy's you. Your right Hellraiser your the shit! Mabey I should just quit now? Mabey I should actually just walk away so you dont kick my ass? Mabey I cant hack it anymore? Mabey Im a washed up has been?"

(Marvel stands up....Grab's the camera and shoves it back)

(Yelling)" FUCK NO! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! YOU ACTUALLY THINK FOR ONE DAMN SECOND OF YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE BITCH ASS LIFE I WILL STAND HERE AND LET YOU WALK ALL OVER ME?.....WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING BOY? FUCK THAT SHIT!"

(Grab's the camera again and bring's it right up to his face)

(Whispering) "Hellraiser you got alot of nerve thinking you can walk all over me! You walk around talking shit to the world, saying who know's what? Spreading little rumor's about me? You are dumb enough to actually make your self believe that you can beat me..... The Modern Marvel?"

(SHoves camera again this time the camera man falls to his ass and looks up at Marvel)

"Damn! What the fuck? I cant believe that I am going to actually have to prove to you that you are no where near my level! Im way up here! And you way,"
















"Down here! That aint going to work for me Hellboy! You arent going to take me! You arent going to make me your bitch! Fuck that! Im the F/N Modern Marvel! DO I have to remind you who the FUCK,"

(Marvel grabs the camera man up by the shirt and throws him into the locker)

(Yelling again) " Damn you Hellraiser!"

(Whispering) " Damn you to hell!"

"Now I have to fuck you up! I guess you better go back to your room and study all those NBWF tapes you have. Get a long good look at good ole Marvel, because it wont even matter! I'm a whole new wrestler all together! THis isnt the same Marvel you used to know! You think that you are a hungry young talent, looking for glory well, look right here Buddy! I'm the living human equivilant to the fucking E-Fed Pope here at IW.com! THe biggest superstar in the history of IW.com! My name is written in blood on the wall's of arena's all across the land! Read the writing on the wall! All the challanger's shall fall! Your just the first one on my list you little peace of shit!"

(Marvel throws the camera man down punches the locker causing the entire room full of the locker's to fall like domino's Crash, Smash, Thud, Bamm, Clang! Marvel grabs his bag and walks away!)


Kid Omen

kudos matt hope u win so i can go after you for the title! hahaha just playin


(Marvel is in the ring of the former NBWF Arena, pacing back and forth)

"Right in this very arena I am standing in here, is where many of my greatest battle's have taken place. Many thousand's have come to watch me tear the house down. Each and every time they came, I gave them everything I had! Blood, Sweat, & Tear's! THe memories here are endless. The times some of us have had were the best day's of my life. Some night's in this arena werent so great. SOme were brutal! Sometimes it is a wonder I can actually get up and walk out of bed. Considering the obvious, the fact that I, with the help of many, changed IW.com forever! How you ask? By simply creating the single greatest E-Fed in history the New Blood Wrestling Federation! After the day I created NBWF my life was changed forever! I slowly rose up from absolutely nothing to becoming the promoter for the E-Fed that inspired the entire IW.com E-Fed world! befor I came here there was nothing! No ECWF, No IHW, No ICZ, No NBA, the only thing here was a little shit fed named LWF. I joined LWF and from then on I knew what I had to do! Make an Impact! I did more than made an Impact! I made IW.com what it is today! Before I got here noody gave a damn about this place. Once I created NBWF I changed that I made this a better place. I made it so that people would love to come on IW.com just to see what my E-Fed was doing! Hell if it wasnt for IHW trying to take me out I wouldnt have hardly cared! I started the fire they added the fuel! I created the NBWF and at the snap of a finger I made it disappear! Just like I made Wrestling God disappear! Thats right I got him banned for life! He took claim that he destroyed NBWF so I destroyed him! Thats how powerful I am Hellraiser! At a swipe of my hand I can once again have you erased from IW.com! Just like I did last time! Thats right it was me you little peace of shit! I made you disappear. All your hard work gone at the blink of an eye, and I can do it to anyone, anytime! Why? Because I want too! Because I can! Because I am the Modern Marvel dammit! The single greatest wrestling persona is, was, & will be in IW.com history!

(Camera pans out to show that Marvel isnt standing in a NBWF ring but a WNC ring at the NBWF arena?)

So here Hellraiser is my challnge to you! In this very ring! The WNC ring! Not NBWF, Not XWA, Not OCW, But World Net Championship wrestling! Neutral ground! No string's attached no tricks pulled! You and me at the next WNC event whenever it is! YOu and me in the confines of one of wrestlings most infamous structures! The Steal Cage! Blood will be spilled I gaurantee that, even if I have to bring my trustee pocket knife you will blade for this audiance or I will make you bleed! And this isnt just any steel cage. I want to go way back in time and us a cage that has eluded wrestling since the day's of kayfabe! Chicken Wire! It will surely be a first for me! History in the making! That is if you even got the guts to step into a cage with the E-Fed Icon Tony F/N Marshall!

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