WNC Revenge DVD: Out June 6th

[Mike Jones]

4/16 WNC Revenge

(The WNC Logo Appears and Fades.)

Voice Over: March 19th, 2006. The WNC’s Wrestling Spectacle.

(Images of pyrotechnics going off.)

TM: We welcome you live to Wrestling Spectacle!

Voice Over: Champions Were Crowned!

(Image of Matt Ackerman holding the World Title above his head amongst confetti.)

TM: We have a new World Heavyweight Champion!

Careers Forever Changed!

(Image of J-Master Side Effecting Jesse out of the Security Booth at the Home Depot.)

TM: OH MY GOD!

But tonight, the Backlash begins!

(Remedy by Seether plays as we go through highlight clips.)

Charles Kennedy: If you lose this match, you will be FIRED!

(Image of Ty Langston nailing Teenage Angst on Kennedy.)

Scott Mann: The bigger they are! The harder they fall!

Paul Bunyan: Wrong Answer.

(Image of Bunyan chokeslamming Scott Mann.)

Savannah: It’s about time someone brought prestige to the Woman’s Title!

RKO: Enjoy your reign while it lasts!

(Image of Savannah nailing the Super Silencer on RKO and RKO hitting the Pedigree on Ally Rogers!)

TM: Well this match is definetly personal.

(Images of Dead Man and Raw Impact exchanging punches.)

Mr. Reality: Marvel it’s time for your Reality Check!

Marvel: You and me! HELL IN A CELL!

(Images of Mr. Reality nailing the Piledriver on Marvel through the announce table and Marvel nailing Concrete Sledge on Realiy into the thumbtacks while we see an ominous image of the hell in a cell appears.)

Destroyer: Eddie, you’re nothing but a lying idiot.

(Image of Eddie being arrested by the police.)

Eddie: Orale, Destroyer. Prepare to be set on fire, holmes!

(Image of Eddie standing behind a burning table.)

Mr. Natural: West Coast Wonder is nothing but a (bleep) ing midget!
(Image of Natural hitting his finisher on WCW.)

WCW: Mr. Natural you’d best stop talking out of your ass!

(Image of WCW nailing the 619 on Natural.)

TM: The Pure Title will be on the line and this should be a dandy!

(Sheena Michaels and Jesse are shown mat-wrestling.,)

TM: Who will be the number one contender!

(We see highlights of Countdown, Compton and J-Master hitting their finishers!)

WG: I AM A WRESTLING GOD!

(Image of WG hitting the Clothesline From Hell on Big Smoke.)

Chris Jericho: Would you please shut the hell up!

(Image of Jericho hitting the Lionsault this past week.)

NNN: I am the NEW WNC Champion!

(Image of NNN showing the belt off to Becker.)

Becker: I will regain that title!

(Image of Becker nailing the Pedigree on Becker!)

Charles Kennedy: If anyone interferes in that match, they will be FIRRREDD!

Echo: FIRRREEEDDDDDDDDDD!

(The music stops and we cut to black and white footages of Medieval Warfare as Matchbook Romance’s Monsters kicks in.)

Voiceover: And now the WNC Presents WNC Revenge!

(We go inside the sold out Joe Louis arena in Detroit, Michigan as tons of pyro goes off and we circle the smoke-ridden arena!)

TM: We welcome you live to the Sold-Out Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan home of the 2005-2006 NHL President’s Trophy Winners the Detroit Red Wings!

Poacher: Oh absolutely, hockey town is fired up here tonight. Let’s get it started!

DING DING DING!

The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC Pure Wrestling Championship!

(Set It Off- Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to a huge pop!)

Introducing first from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing 245 pounds, he is the Self-Proclaimed Main Event Jesse!

TM: And what a way to start off WNC Revenge with what should be a mat classic!

(Jesse comes out and spots a man in the front row with a Detroit Red Wings jersey and mouths “see you in the first round.”)

Poacher: Well, Jesse is obviously a big hit here in The Motor City, but apparently Jesse is spending an extra week down here to check out his Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Quarterfinals later this week.

TM: Well that may be so, but tonight Jesse has his sights set on becoming the FIRST man in WNC history to become a two-time Pure Wrestling Champion! But the Defender may have something to say to that!

(Fozzy’s Born of Anger hits to another huge pop!)

And the opponent from Adelaide, South Australia, she is the WNC Woman’s Champion, Sheena Michaels!

DING DING DING!

And we are under-way. Both athletes square off center of the ring and shake hands.

TM: Nice show of respect there by both athletes.

Poacher: Absolutely, TM. I wanted to mention something about what you said earlier.

TM: What was that?

Poacher: Well Jesse, was the FIRST EVER WNC Pure Wrestling Champion.

TM: Well you’re right about that, and speaking of which. Two OTHER athletes who were the first Champions in their division will be attempting to become the first ever two time champions as RKO Sledge Angel faces Savannah for the Woman’s Title. And actually Mike Becker is looking to become the THREE time WNC World Champion by dethroning current champ Matt Ackerman.

Poacher: The big difference there is those two just lost their titles in the past month, Jesse lost his WAYYYY back in November of last year.

Sheena goes for an arm drag but Jesse counters looking for an Impaler DDT! Sheena hooks the arm and goes for another Arm Drag but Jesse holds on and executes a beautiful arm drag of his own. Sheena bounces back up and goes for a Belly to Back Slam but Jesse counter into an Arm Drag. He tries to roll up Sheena but she gets her legs around his head in a Modified Dragon Sleeper.

Poacher: I’m sure if King were here he’d say somnething to the effect of normally wanting to be between Sheena Michael’s legs.

TM: Our broadcast colleague, Larry “The King” Fowler unable to be here tonight as he is still re-cooperating from that heinous attack at the hands of Natural and Destroyer six days ago on BeatDown.

Jesse utilizes his upper body strength and rolls up Sheena for a two count but she uses her arms to lift her shoulders off the math creatiing a bridge like position.

Poacher: It looks like she’s trying to walk the crab.

TM: Sheena does indeed “walk the crab” as Poacher said to the ropes where she uses the bottom rope to pull herself forward and leaps over Jesse’s body and springboards off the other ropes but walks into a vicious Spinebuster!

Poacher: Well Sheena got caught off guard with that one!

Jesse pulls Sheena up and goes for a Fly Swatter but Sheena manages to get her legs around the neck and goes for a Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors but Jesse counters it mid-way through but again Sheena counters and nails a Tornado DDT.

TM: Man oh man. That was more like a hurricane DDT seeing as how many rotations she utilized there.

Poacher: Actually, TM, a tornado has more rotation than a hurricane. Trust me on this one, I’m from Kansas.

TM: Well being from Oklahoma, I too have seen my fair share of twisters, but I’ve never seen a Tornado DDT quite like that one Poach.

Poacher: Well I’ll agree with you there. Amazing rotation!

Sheena and Jesse now go for a collar and elbow tie-up. Jesse tries to lock in a Sleeper Hold but Sheena maneuvers free and nails a beautiful Release German Suplex!

Poacher: Relase may be the understatement of the year TM. She threw him across the ring on that one.

TM: That’s some great upper body strength being shown by the current champion, Sheena Michaels!

Sheena picks up Jesse and nails a well-executed Snapmare. Sheena goes for a Scoop Slam but Jesse gets behind and goes for a Dragon Suplex. Sheena does a backflip and lands on her feet and nails a stiff kick to the back of Jesse’s head!

Poacher: Now THAT was some amazing athleticism right there, I’ll give her that.

Sheena picks up Jesse and tries for a Swinging Neckbomb but Jesse counters and nails one of his own. He then keeps his arms locked and nails a second.

TM: Well, we’ve seen this before.

And Jesse nails the third and completes the hat trick as the crowd cheers!

Poacher: I’ll tell you one thing, TM. This will be the only team you’ll hear people in Detroit cheering for a hat trick by someone from Edmonton. That won’t happen when those two teams meet in the playoffs next week.

Nice vertical suplex there by Jesse. Jesse swings the hips and nails a second and a third before pointing to the sky as the crowd begins a huge Eddie chant!

Poacher: Well there you saw the Three Amigo’s originally done by the Late Eddie Guerrero. And Jesse is one of the three amigo’s along with a man by the name of Kenua and Hot Stuff Eddie G who will be in action against The Destroyer later tonight over in ECWF.

Sheena goes for a chop but Jesse blocked it and nailed a Chop of his own and then goes behind! German suplex! He keeps the arms locked! A second! And a third! MY GOD! JESSE JUST NAILED A TRIFECTUM OF TRIFECTUMS! The crowd now giving Jesse a much-deserved standing ovation.

Poacher: Absolutely, TM. That was great! First with the triple Swinging Neckbombs, then the Three Amigo’s and finishing off with the Triple German Suplex!

TM: Amazing!

Jesse goes to lock in the Trailer Park Hitch but Sheena kicks him free and nips up and nails a beautiful flapjack!

TM: Well folks, give Sheena Michaels credit. After taking nine consecutive different suplex’s, she had the presence of mind to counter that deadly submission hold.

Sheena picks up Jesse and nails a beautiful Brainbuster. Sheena goes for a Piledriver but Jesse counters and nails a Double Arm DDT! Jesse tries to take advantage and goes for a cover but only gets a count of 2 says referee Spike Shinoda. Jesse picks up Sheena going for a Side Slam but Sheena counters and hits an innovative neckbreaker/back breaker combination. Sheena tries to lock in an STF but Jesse rolls it through and locks in an Inverted STF which he calls the Jess-TF.

Poacher: The Jess-TF? That’s the tackiest thing I have ever heard.

TM: Well I doubt Sheena Michaels would find it very tacky right now as she struggles to make it to the ropes.

Poacher: Well tacky name or not, the Inverted STF is still a deadly hold and some would argue can be even more painful than the regular STF.

TM: I can definetly see your point there.

Sheena slowly to her feet, obviously her head still feeling the effects of the Jess-TF. Jesse goes for a backbreaker but Sheena counter into a Swinging Neckbreaker. Jesse holding his neck in pain especially after that unique neckbreaker/ back breaker by Sheena. Sheena picks up Jesse and nails a Modified Cobra Clutch Slam! Some interesting tandem offense being shown here by Sheena. Sheena locks in an Arm Bar and Jesse struggles to roll it over but his arm is still in the hold. Jesse works free with a few knife-edge chops. Eventually Sheena breaks the hold and Jesse continues to chop away as both athletes regain their footing. Jesse chops Sheena into the corner and sets her up top! Snap Superplex!

Poacher: Wow! You ain’t kidding TM. That was a very quick Superplex there!

TM: And unfortunately when done from that height and with that amount of velocity, the “snap” in that superplex may have been the sound it created on these two fine young athletes vertebrae.

Jesse eventually gets to his feet and he hits a Russian Backbreaker on Sheena before nailing an Atomic Drop! Stalling Vertical Suplex! He have Stalled too long and that could cost him as Michaels rolls him up but only a two count! Jesse goes for a Spear but Sheena runs out of the way and Jesse almost went catapaulting to the outside! My God! Sheena nails a German Suplex but extremely close to the ropes and BOTH superstars go flying over the top rope and BOTH land extremely awkwardly on the outside! My God! The referee runs out to check on both and gets back in the ring and administers a ten count. Remember folks, in the event of a Countout, Sheena Michaels would retain. At Seven both athletes are slowly to their feet. By nine they both barely roll into the ring. Both athletes using the ropes to pull themselves up. Now these two gladiators are exchanging punches! Sheena lands a stiff left and another. Jesse lands a hard right and a second. Sheena wobbles and Jesse sees the opening. He springboards off the ropes and goes for a Running Big Boot but he walks into a Capture Suplex! Sheena nips up! I think Sheena may have been playing a little bit of possum there! Sheena heads up top and OH MY GOD! SWANTON BOMB CONNECTS! This should be all! One! Two! Thre…NO! AGAIN, SOMEHOW JESSE KICKED OUT! AMAZING! Sheena after a moment or so goes to lock in a Mexican Surfboard Stretch. Jesse somehow sommersaults backwards over Sheena rolling her up into a cradle pin for a very close two count! My God! How the hell did Jesse do that! Jesse scoops her up and goes for the Vertabreaker but Sheena slips under his legs and goes for something big. OH MY GOD! CANADIAN DESTROYER! HOLY SH*T! I DON’T THINK SHE GOT ALL OF THAT AS BOTH ATHLETES LANDED AWKWARDLY!

Poacher: You ain’t kidding. Both athletes body’s landed in ways that the human body is not supposed to land!

Referee beginning a ten count. Miraculously both athletes pull their way up using the ropes at the count of 9. Both looked dazed particularly Sheena as a great close-up from our camera crew reveals a blank look to her face.

Poacher: I tell you what TM, the old expression we’re not in Kansas anymore, but from the looks of Sheena’s eyes, she very well could be.

Well, it looks like Sheena may have a concussion thanks to that glazed over look in her eyes. Jesse goes over to Sheena and goes for a Belly to Belly Suplex but Sheena headbutts her way free!

Poacher: I don’t know if that’s very smart.

Well that may be but never the less. Sheena goes for a Fisherman’s Suplex but Jesse kicks free and nails a beautiful DropSault but he landed awkwardly on his shoulder. Jesse finally goes over to make the cover and gets another close two. Jesse and Sheena both stumble awkwardly to their feet. Jesse runs at Sheena looking for a Hurracanrana but she catches him in a Boston Crab! Amazing! Jesse’s neck also being greatly affected by this hold due to the point it was locked in! Jesse struggles towards the ropes and touches them but can’t quite grab them. Sheena pulls him back! This could be it here! But Jesse kicks her back and she knocks the referee down. Jesse goes for a cover but the ref is out. Jesse gets frustrated and leaves the ring and then begins to take apart the Spanish Announce Table. What the hell is he doing? He then grabs a chair and heads towards the ring! Baseball slide from Sheena nails the chair and Jesse flies back and lands on the Spanish Announce Table! Sheena runs to the other ropes and OH MY GOD! SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! OH MY GOD! WHAT A PHENOMENAL MOVE! SHEENA SACRIFICING HERSELF TO TAKE OUT JESSE! BOTH ATHLETES SLOWLY MOVE! The referee has come to and he begins a ten count. Sheena gets up on the apron at nine to break the count. Jesse jumps up behind her and OH MY GOD! He’s gonna try and German Suplex her from the apron! No! Don’t Do It! My God! Sheena is hanging on for dear life and who can blame her! Jesse nails the German Suplex BUT SHEENA LANDS ON HER FEET! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! SHE MAY HAVE TWEEKED HER ANKLE! Sheena stumbles for a second and hops over to Jesse and sets her head between his legs and OH MY GOD! ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! OH MY GOD! Sheena somehow crawls into the ring after a moment or two although she is visibly in pain around her neck and head area. The referee begins a ten count. IF he reaches ten, Sheena will retain. I don’t believe she wants to win it that way, but I also don’t believe she knows where she is right now. Sheena is using the ropes to stand and she is still wobbling. The referee reaches seven and Jesse has his head on the apron. He has to pull his upper body up. Eight! He’s got one leg up! Can he get the other? Nine! Yes! He did! The match continues!

Poacher: How the hell did Jesse have any strength in his back left after that.

TM: I’ve got to tell ya Poach, that was all will power right there.

These two athletes have been destroying each other all match long and I don’t know how either one of them is still moving. Jesse stumbles to his feet. Sheena tries to take advantage and goes for Sweet Chin Music but when she goes to push out her leg gives way from underneath her and she collapses! Jesse runs at her! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Jesse tries to set Sheena up on the turnbuckle. Perhaps going for the River Valley Plunge! He gets her up and looks like he’s going to try and German Suplex her off the second rope! Sheena hits a variety of elbows and Jesse goes crashing down hard to the mat! Sheena slowly climbs to the top rope and looks behind her briefly! OH MY GOD! MOONSAULT! BUT JESSE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND SHEENA CRASHED AND BURNED! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! Jesse goes for the cover on Sheena! One. Two. Thre…NO! GOOD GOD! HOW CLOSE WAS THAT? Jesse slowly to his feet singals for the Crossface and he’s got it locked in. Sheena is bleeding and may have broken her nose on that failed Moonsault attempt! Sheena rolls free of the Crossface and nips up but her ankle gives away. Jesse from behind goes to go for an ankle lock but Sheena holds onto the ropes and remains vertical before shoving him back with a hard elbow. SWEET CHIN MUSIC CONNECTS! BUT SHEENA CAN’T CAPITALIZE! Eventually she gets the arm over! ONE! TWO! THRE…NO! GOOD GOD! Sheena signals for another one but as she goes for it Jesse caught it and locks in an Ankle Lock! Sheena rolled it through into a roll-up! One! Two! Thre…NO! Jesse rolled it through into an Ankle Lock but he switches at the last minute into a Boston Crab! Good God! The Pain Must Be Excruciating! Sheena struggles and eventually makes it over to the ropes as another close-up reveals that the Sweet Chin Music has busted Jesse open! Jesse attempts to lock in a Modified Full Nelson on Sheena but she breaks free and executes a Sambo Suplex and Jesse landed hard on the back of his head! Sheena locks in a Waist Lock now going for a German Suplex but Jesse gets on his knees and rolls it forward. Sheena holds on tight! Jesse rolls it through again but Sheena holds on. Jesse rolls it so his feet are in the ropes and the referee tells Sheena to break the hold! But then Jesse uses the ropes to kick himself back in a Reverse Sommersault! Cover! One! Two! Three…NO? REFEREE SPIKE SHINODA SAYING SHEENA MICHAELS GOT HER SHOULDER UP SOMEHOW! AMAZING! Jesse can’t believe it. Jesse headed up top perhaps out of desperation looking for the 780 Splash but he can’t get up fast enough as Sheena is to her feet! Sheena climbs up after him looking for a Sky High Superplex! But Jesse flips over her and goes for a Cross Powerbomb! BUT SHEENA HOLDS ON AND JESSE CRASHES TO THE MAT! SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT FROM SHEENA! ONE! TWO! THRE….NO! SOMEHOW JESSE GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! MY GOD! WHAT AN AMAZING MATCH THIS HAS BEEN SO FAR! Sheena limps to her feet and goes to pick up Jesse but he rolls her up and locks in the Ankle Lock! Sheena is screaming in pain! Sheena manages to roll it through but Jesse holds on and Sheena’s leg is bending awkwardly! Sheena rolls it through and Jesse goes shoulder first into the turnbuckle! Sheena pulls him down and rolls him up with a bridge! One! Two! Thre..NO! MY GOD! HOW CLOSE WAS THAT? Sheena crawls over to the ref pleading for a three count! Jesse runs up behind her and locks in the Ankle Lock! Sheena desperately reaches for the ropes and gets her hand on them but Jesse pulls back. Now she goes for the other corner but again Jesse pulls back. She goes for a third corner and grabs it but Jesse yanks hard causing her to let go again! Now she goes for a fourth but AGAIN Jesse pulls her back! Now Jesse grapevines it! She’s gonna have to tap! Sheena is fighting with everything she has! She rolls over to the corner! Jesse is holding on! Somehow she rolled over to the ropes! She is almost unconcious from the pain! Jesse goes to lock it in again but she nails SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Both are out! Sheena is unable to capitalize! After several minutes she gets her arm oer his shoulder. One! Two! Thre…NO! AGAIN! SOMEHOW JESSE KICKED OUT! Sheena complains and Jesse grabs the ankle again. Sheena immediately rolls hims forward but Jesse stops himself before hitting the turnbuckle and nails a Big Boot! Jesse slowly to the top rope! What the hell is he looking for! OH MY GOD! SHOOTING STAR PRESS BUT SHEENA IS UP! SWEET CHIN MUSIC JUST AS JESSE WAS COMING DOWN FROM THE SHOOTING STAR! GOOD GOD! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE WNC PURE WRESTLING CHAMPION, SHEENA MICHAELS!

TM: MY GOD! WHAT A PHENOMENAL MATCH! THESE TWO ATHLETES GAVE YOU EVERYTHING THEY HAD TONIGHT! MY GOD! SHEENA MICHAELS WENT THROUGH HELL BUT SHE RETAINS HER PURE WRESTLING TITLE! I TELL YOU WHAT FOLKS, I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY STARS YOU WANT TO GIVE THAT ONE AT HOME. BUT I’VE GOT TO TELL YOU IT WAS A TRUE HONOR TO CALL A MATCH LIKE THAT!

(We go to a commercial advertising Brawl On the Strip, Live at the MGM Grand Arena Sunday, May 14th. Yellowcard’s Lights and Sounds plays while images of WNC action and Las Vegas’s strip flash by.)

TM: (Taking a drink of water.) Well folks what a phenomenal match that just was but we’ve got other business to take care of. Coming up next, we will find out whether the Scott Mann can extend his winning streak or if the 500 pounder Paul Bunyan can put an end to it.

(Old School Hollywood by System of a Down hits to a big pop!)

DING DING DING!

The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Oakland, California, weighing 230 pounds, The Scott Mann!

(Six Feet Under’s My Hatred hits to another big pop as pyro shoots out of the stage!)

And his opponent, weighing 500 pounds, Paul Bunyan!

DING DING DING!

And here we go! Scott Mann goes in for a collar and elbow tie-up but Bunyan over-powers him and he flies back. Scott runs at Bunyan and gets hit with a Power Slam! Beautiful suplex by Bunyan!

Poacher: I tell you, TM it’s impressive for a man of his size to execute a suplex with as much grace as he had there.

Bunyan lifts Scott above his head and then drops him ribs first to the ground. Scott holds his ribs as Bunyan picks him up again going for a Scoop Slam but Scott lands on his feet and turns Bunyan around and slaps him across the face!

Poacher: WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING?

Bunyan shakes his head and grabs Scott by the throat. He lifts him up for the Chokeslam but Scott hits a vicious elbow to the top of Bunyan’s head and he drops him. Scott lands on his feet. Bunyan comes after Scott but Scott lifts him up. OH MY GOD! S-5 ON THE 500 POUNDER! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

Here is your winner, the SCOTT MANN!

Poacher: Well I guess slapping Bunyan pissed him off and Scott kept his cool and found an opening!

TM: Certainly a smart move there by Scott.

(Scott Mann celebrates his win as Bunyan shakes his head in the ring as we head backstage.)

[Mike Jones]

(We see Charles Kennedy on the phone. Eric Carsons is in the background.)

Charles: (To phone.) So it’s confirmed. Excellent.

(He hangs up.)

Charles (To Eric.) Puerto Rico, here I come!

Eric: But sir, what about your match with Ty Langston?

Charles: No, not tonight. I’m leaving on Tuesday and going away for a few weeks.

Eric: A few weeks, who’s going to be in charge while you’re gone?

Charles: I’ve already got someone chosen.

Eric: Who is it?

Charles: You’re gonna have to wait and see. But let me tell you, it’s going to surprise you.

(We head back to ringside.)

TM: Who do you think he’s talking about?

Poacher: Normally the Poach Man knows these things but not this time.

TM: Well folks, coming up next, it’s the first of two matches with one half of the current tag champs facing one-half of the former tag champs as Eddie takes on the Destroyer. And let’s take a look at how personal this match has become.

(We go to a video clip of Eddie and WCW cheating to win the tag belts from Destroyer and Natural and then we see Destroyer having Eddie arrested.)

DING DING DING!

The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

BRINGGGGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?

(Hot Stuff by Unknown Latin Band plays to a big pop!)

Introducing first, from Melbourne, Australia by way of Mexico, weighing 230 pounds, he is one half of the WNC Tag Team Champions, Hot Stuff Eddie G!

(Internationally Known by Supernatural hits to big heat!)

And the opponent, formerly from Toronto Canada, now residing in Washington, D.C. Weighing in at 260 pounds, The Destroyer Steve Williams!

TM: Well Hannah Sung surprisingly absent from ringside here tonight. I assume she’s going to be escorting Natural out as he faces the former Pure Wrestling Champion in West Coast Wonder later tonight.

DING DING DING!

Eddie and Destroyer tie up center of the ring. Eddie tries to go for a Back Suplex but Destroyer elbows his way free before nailing a kick to the mid-section. Destroyer comes off the ropes with a Lou Thesz Press and then he locks in a Torture Rack! Eddie manages to break free but crumbles to the ground in pain! Destroyer hits a few kicks to Eddie’s ribs. Destroyer picks up Eddie and nails a Fisherman DDT! Destroyer goes to pick up Eddie again but Eddie nails a thumb to the eye. Eddie picks up Destroyer and goes for a Snap Suplex and he nails it! Eddie hits a Running Elbow Drop and then goes for a quick cover. Hook of the leg. One, two and no! Eddie goes to pick up Destroyer again and goes for a Gutbuster but Destroyer breaks free and hits a DDT. He picks him up and nails an Exploder T-Bone Suplex followed by a Tiger Bomb. Now Destroyer locks in a Muta Lock, Eddie rolls it through several times but Destroyer keeps it on. Eddie eventually frees himself and nips up but Destroyer chops his knee from behind and Eddie collapses! Destroyer immediately locks in a Boston Sleeper Hold! Eddie struggles to his feet and elbows free but his knee gives way. That knee chop from Destroyer can cause you to tear a ligament. Destroyer picks up Eddie and nails a Kneebreaker! Destroyer locks in a Key Lock but Eddie rolls him over and nails a Missile Dropkick. Eddie struggles to his feet and goes for a suplex and he hits it. He swings the hips but can’t hit a second as his knee gives way. Destroyer attempts to take advantage by locking in a Half Boston Crab on the injured knee. Eddie eventually struggles to the ropes. Destroyer picks up Eddie and nails a Release Vertical Suplex! Wow! Destroyer then nails a Side Belly to Belly Suplex and then locks in a Bow and Arrow. Eddie manages to break free but Destroyer locks in an STF. Eddie manages to break the headlock but Destroyer hangs on with his legs with almost a modified Figure Four! Eddie struggles to roll it over and eventually it does but rather than reversing the pressure it breaks the hold as it wasn’t locked in properly. Destroyer stomps away on Eddie’s damage knee. Destroyer hits a trio of standing elbow drops right to the knee before hitting another knee breaker! Destroyer picks up Eddie and goes for the Decimator! But Eddie counters with a Headscissor TakeDown sending Destroyer into the ropes! Eddie rolls him up! Tights! One! Two! Thre…NO! Destroyer somehow kicked out and Eddie can’t believe it. Destroyer goes for a German Suplex but Eddie rolls him up again. One, Two, Thre…NO! Destroyer picks up Eddie looking for the DC. Eddie breaks free and nails a Suplex! And a second! And a third! THREE AMIGO’S! Eddie is feeling froggy! He heads up looking for the Frog Splash! Wait a minute! Hannah Sung just came from the crowd. She goes to push Eddie but he sees her and hits a thumb to the eyes! But Destroyer is up! Oh no he goes for the super Destroyer! But Eddie nails a Top Rope Cross Powerbomb! Wait a minute! Hannah just threw something in the ring. Cover! One, Two, Three! Hannah just grabbed the referee! The referee yells at her! WHAT THE HELL? DESTROYER JUST NAILED EDDIE WITH BRASS KNUCKS! THAT’S WHAT HANNAH THREW IN! GODSMACK CONNECTS! DESTROYER PUTS THE KNUCKS IN HIS TIGHTS! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

Here is your winner, The Destroyer!

Destroyer and Sung celebrate as we head to a commercial for WNC BeatDown: The Game coming this Summer to PS2 and X-Box 360.

(We come back and Yellowcard’s Lights and Sounds is playing.)

TM: Well folks, the next time the WNC returns to Pay Per View will be live from the World-Renowned MGM Grand Theatre in Las Vegas, Nevada and it will be live Sunday, May 14th as the WNC presents Brawl On the Strip. And you are listening to the theme song Lights and Sounds by Yellowcard, who will perform live at the event.

(Monsters by Matchbook Romance starts to play.)

Poacher: But as for tonight, this is Monsters by Matchbook Romance and their new album Voices is out now on Ephitaph Records!

TM: And speaking of Ephitaph Records, there is legendary co-owner from the band NOFX, Fat Mike.

(We see Fat Mike seated in the front row with two “female” companions”.)

Poacher: And check it out TM. It’s the host of the hit TV Game Show Distraction, Jimmy Carr!

(Jimmy Carr waves at the camera casually.)

Poacher: And from the band Fozzy, guitarist Rich Ward!

(Rich Ward gives the metal sign to the camera.)

TM: And the lead singer of Fozzy, Chris Jericho will be in action shortly. But first let’s take a look at how this whole thing started.

(We see clips of Fozzy’s performance at Wrestling Spectacle as well as Jericho’s salute to Dimebag. Then we see his encounter with WG backstage. We then see WG’s elimination in the chamber match and him blaming Jericho the next night. We see footage of Jericho coming out as well as the contract signing and the six man tag match from last week which saw Jericho’s return.)

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

(Longhorn hits to big heat.)

DING DING DING!

The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from High Street, weighing 255 pounds, Wrestling God!

(Lights go out and crowd pops huge as the countdown hits and big pyro goes off.)

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!

And the opponent, born in Manhasset, New York and from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing 225 pounds, CHRIS JERICHO!

(Crowd pops huge as Jericho does his usual entrance.)

TM: Chris Jericho was the first ever undisputed champion and tonight he is in singles competition with that man right there. A former WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, the Wrestling God, arguably the most hated man in the WNC.

Poacher: Hated by the fans, he may be, but you can’t help but respect his abilities and his accomplishments. And as for Chris Jericho, a guy who except for this past Monday hasn’t been in a wrestling ring since August of last year, will ring rust be a factor?

TM: Well it didn’t seem to be this past week. Granted it was a six man tag match that lasted roughly ten minutes. I think as this match progresses it will be a much more accurate testament.

DING DING DING!

Well the bell rings and Chris Jericho’s first singles match since being “fired” last August is under way. Jericho and WG approach one another and the trash talking begins. WG then slaps Jericho across the face! Jericho pauses for a moment, laughs and slaps WG twice as hard! WG tries to go for a DDT but Jericho breaks free and nails a few chops followed by a standing dropkick! Running Enziguri from Jericho! Nice snap suplex from Jericho! Jericho place his foot on WG’s chest and gets a one count! Jericho runs at WG looking for a clothesline but WG ducks and Jericho stops himself at the ropes. He then yells out “Come on Wrestling Fraud”. WG runs at him and Jericho back body drops him and WG flies to the outside! Jericho then launches himself over and nails a Springboard Crossbody! Jericho slams WG face first into the apron before throwing him back in the ring! Nice hard forearm there by Jericho! Jericho nails a Spinning Wheel Kick followed by a Northern Light’s Suplex! Nice snap jab into an arm drag! Jericho nails a Headlock Takeover. Nice snapmare into a Neck Lock. WG breaks free and goes for a Brainbuster but Jericho lands on his feet and nails a Flash Back! Nice Running Neckbreaker! Jericho hits an Elbow to the back of the head and springboards off the ropes with a Forearm Smash! Bulldog! School boy Roll-Up! One, Two and No! Jericho nails a Back Suplex followed by his unique Senton! Jericho slaps WG and pulls him up before nailing a Snap Suplex! Now he kicks WG in the back of the head! Dropkick to the face! LIONSAULT! ONE! TWO! THRE…NO! Jericho heads up top! Missile Dropkick! Jericho heads up top again! Diving Reverse Elbow! Beautiful Spinning Wheel Kick! Bulldog followed by a running Dropkick to the knee! Now he goes for the Walls of Jericho but WG rolls him up with a school boy! He has the tights! One! Two! Three!

Tim Moss: DAMN IT NO! WG STOLE THE MATCH!

DING DING DING!

Here is your winner, the Wrestling God!

(Jericho smacks the ground in frustration and yells out “This isn’t over Wrestling Fraud” as WG hightails it out of here.)

TM: Well folks, Jericho dominated this match but that damn WG screwed him over. This is not the way Chris Jericho wanted to return and I have a feeling this may not be the last time we see him here in the WNC.

Poacher: This is great! Jericho comes back for “one more match” and he loses! It’s perfect TM!

TM: Well I highly disagree with that, but that’s your opinion and I can bet you’re sticking to it. On another note, this next match has all the ingredients for a hard-hitting personal match, but one man’s psychological state may effect that.

Poacher: Oh absolutely TM. After several losing efforts, Raw Impact has turned on his former partner The Dead Man!

TM: But The Dead Man’s son was recently arrested for suspicion of drug trafficking. He divorced from his wife over a year ago but his current girlfriend Ally Rogers is unable to do what she loves and that is wrestle for 2-3 months due to a sprained ankle. Plus he’s also been in a rut and Raw Impact has said the Dead Man is merely a tag team specialist. If Dead Man can defeat his former partner tonight, it would certainly help to prove him wrong.

(Wherever I May Roam by Metallica hits to a decent reaction.)

DING DING DING!

The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Houston Texas, now residing in Atlanta, Georgia, The Dead Man!

TM: Well folks, Dead Man was born in raised in Houston, Texas. He met his wife at Texas State university and the two moved to Atlanta when their son Justin was born. Last year, The Dead Man and his wife split up after he found out his wife was having an affair. Dead Man relocated to his home in Houston Texas where he met his current girlfriend Ally Rogers, who lived in Houston all her life until August of last year when the two moved to Phoenix, Arizona. When Dead Man’s son Justin began struggling, Dead Man decided to move back to Atlanta shortly after Christmas. This past Monday, Justin was arrested with drug trafficking and that same night Ally broke her ankle thanks to RKO Sledge Angel trashing their locker room and stealing her boots.

Poacher: You forget to mention those idiots that were with Justin. Buzzed Bunny, Big Smoke and Ricky.

TM: Well there may be something to be said for that, but Justin apparently confessed to his mother that he’d been involved with drugs since the divorce. He met those three that night after Dead Man gave him and a friend tickets to the show.

(Methodical Remix by Kerbstomper hits to mostly heat.)

And his opponent from…..

Jillian is unable to finish the announcement as Dead Man runs out to meat Impact and the two slug it out on the stage!

TM: Well, Dead Man certainly wasting no time!

Raw Impact grabs Dead Man by the hair and Irish Whips him into the set beneath the titan tron. Impact then Irish Whips Dead Man down the ramp and he trips half way down. Impact goes for a Running Elbow but Dead Man moves! Ouch! Dead Man picks up Impact and slams him face first into the barricade. Then Dead Man whips Impact’s arm into the turnbuckle! Dead Man gets in the ring. Impact rolls in as well and Dead Man goes to work with an arm wringer!

DING DING DING!

Well the match is finally officially under way as both men are now in the ring. Impact breaks free of the Arm Wringer and hits a kick to the mid-section! Nice armbreaker there by Impact. Impact now trying to lock in a Modified Crossface Chickenwing. Dead Man is able to get to the ropes before too much damage can be done. Impact nails a nice Arm Drag on Dead Man. Impact drops a few standing elbow drops onto Dead Man’s arm and then locks in an Armbar.

Poacher: Well this is very interesting here TM. It seems both men have been trying to target one another’s arms.

TM: And there must be a reason behind that stradegy. Remember these two men were tag team partners, hell tag team champions at one point. They know what they’re doing believe me.

Dead Man gets to the ropes again and Impact breaks the hold before stomping away at the arm. Impact picks up Dead Man and nails an Arm Wringer flip before locking in a Key Lock. Impact sticking his knee in Dead Man’s back adding to the pressure. Dead Man makes his way to his feet and battles free with a few hard elbows. Impact goes to whip him into the ropes but Dead Man comes back with a Springboard Back Elbow.

TM: Wow! Amazing agility! I never saw that one coming.

Poacher: I somehow doubt Impact saw it coming either.

Nice snap suplex there by Dead Man. Dead Man locks in an Abdominal Stretch. Impact gets to his feet and swerves behind Dead Man. Impact with a few clubbing blows right to the kidneys! Good God! Impact now locks in the Waist Lock and nails a Belly to Back Suplex. He then goes to work locking in a Sitting Waist Lock. Good God! He’s literally sitting on Dead Man’s back putting all of his weight on it! Dead Man manages to get up on all fours but Impact then stands up and drops back down again sending Dead Man back on his belly. Impact continues to mount Dead Man and now he nails several stiff punches to the back of the head. The referee admonishes him. Impact locks in a Tazzmission and pulls Dead Man back.

Poacher: He’s really got that Tazzmission locked in. He could make him tap here.

Dead Man breaks the hold but Impact locks in the Rear Naked Choke.

Poacher: The Rear Naked Choke? Wow, that’s Impact’s signature submission, is it not TM?

TM: Well one of many. Impact well versed in submission wrestling

Dead Man turns the tables and locks in a Dragon Sleeper!

TM: AND SO IS THE DEAD MAN!

Impact rolls him up creating a bridge. ONE! TWO! THRE..NO! The referee says Dead Man got his shoulder up.

TM: Well you’re not gonna get “this” Dead Man with that maneuver.

Poacher: Oh ha ha very funny TM.

Impact and Dead Man tie up center of the ring. Dead Man hits an Armbar Takedown but Impact rolls it through and locks in a Half Boston Crab.

TM: This match has been surprsingly docile considering the emotions raging here. The match got off to a very intense start but since then both men seem to be concentrating on getting the victory. It seems both men particularly want to gain the Submission victory.

Poacher: Absolutely TM. Both of these men have something to prove to one another. Not only that but to themselves. I don’t think you’re gonna see either one of these guys “cheating” to pick up the victory.

TM: Well you may be right, Poach. There’s a lot of respect between these two men, and I’d like to think that this match will help solve some of their issues, rather than worsen them.

Dead Man breaks out of the Boston Crab and locks in an STF.

TM: Well there’s the STF there. A very impressive move by Dead Man.

Poacher: TM, If Raw Impact could hear you singing Dead Man’s praises like that, he’d probably tell you to STFU.

TM: STFU?

Poacher: Yeah. Shut the fu…..

TM: Alright, I get it.

Impact manages to grab the bottom rope and Dead Man breaks the hold on four.

TM: Dead Man in danger of being disqualified there. It’s a fine line though. Some would argue that holding on to the submission and utilizing the referee’s five count is cheating. Others would argue it’s good strategy, and it’s hard to argue with either one in this instance.

Poacher: Come on TM. You know that Dead Man was cheating. If it had of been Raw Impact you would have been ranting about how he should have been disqualified.

Impact locks in a Sharpshooter. Dead Man gets to the ropes. Impact takes full advantage of the referee’s five count, not breaking until he reaches four.

Poacher: What excellent strategy there by Raw Impact!

TM: Why did I know you were gonna say that?

Raw Impact heads up top looking for the Swanton Bomb. But Dead Man sits up! Impact tries to punch Dead Man and knock him down. Now Impact using his headbutts and he knocks him down. But Dead Man runs back up! SKY HIGH SUPERPLEX! OH MY GOD! EVEN THE REF GOT KNOCKED DOWN!

(Crowd cheers.)

TM: Wait a minute!

(We see Ally Rogers on crutches coming down the ramp.)

Poacher: What the hell is SHE doing out here?

Ally comes to ringside and trys to will on Dead Man! Impact is up and he see’s her! Impact grabs her by the hair and tries to pull her in the ring! UH-OH! DEAD MAN JUST SAT UP! Dead Man grabs Impact by the hair! Impact nails a thumb to the eyes! Ally with the crutch goes to nail Impact but he ducks and she hits Dead Man! NO! Impact from behind! INVERTED DDT BACKBREAKER! NO! THE EPILOGUE! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER RAW IMPACT!

Poacher: Ha! I knew it! She screwed him!

TM: What the hell are you talking about? She messed up!

Poacher: I know. It’s great!

(Ally limps into the ring and tries to help Dead Man who is asking her why she came here as we head backstage.)

(We see Raw Impact burst through the curtain backstage. Eric Carsons walks up to him.)

Eric Carsons: Raw Impact, the WNC fans want to know, now that you’ve beaten your former tag team partner, where do you go from here?

Raw Impact: I don’t give a rat’s ass about the WNC fans! They turned on me, so why should I give them their stupid little scoop.

Eric Carsons: But Raw. Didn’t you turn on theme?

(Raw grabs Eric by the collar.)

Raw: Are you calling me a liar?

Eric: (Frantically.) No. No. Not at all.

Raw: Good.

(Raw shoves Eric backwards and storms off.)

TM: Well obviously Raw Impact isn’t satisfied with the victory. I would like to think he would like to prove himself again.

Poacher: Are you kidding me? Now that he’s got that Dead Man off his back he’s finally able to continue on his own. I think it’s time Raw Impact got into the World Title picture.

TM: Well there is a hell of a line-up. Later tonight a triple threat will determine the next number one contender.

Poacher: Of course, but Raw Impact just won his match.

TM: Well Scott Mann pinned the 500 pounder Paul Bunyan with the S-5. What do you think about that?

Poacher: It’s only a matter of time before Scott Mann goes on a big losing streak again. It’s inevitable.

TM: Well you may be right, but in any event, up next the WNC Woman’s Championship is on the line as Savannah defends against the former champ RKO Sledge Angel. But unlike MOST Champions who have a five month title-reign, RKO was not guaranteed a rematch. She had to earn it the old fashioned way.

[Mike Jones]

(We go to highlights of the Fatal Four Way where Savannah won with the RKO at Wrestling Spectacle. Then we see RKO retaining the title against Sheena Michaels due to a double countout in the first ever Last Woman Standing match. We then see Savannah pinning RKO in the Six Woman Tag match. We see highlights from the Woman’s Title match including the Silencer Inverted DDT off the top rope. We then see Charles Kennedy informing RKO she does not have a rematch clause. We see highlights of RKO vs. Jamie Hudson including Ty Langston pushing the ladder and RKO stealing the victory. We then see a brief image of Ally Rogers defeating Bad Gurl. We then see Ally and Dead Man finding out their locker room was ambushed followed by Ally informing Dead Man her boots were missing. We then see Ally coming out to face RKO in the final in her high heels and then taking them off. We then see highlights of the match as well as Ally being helped by trainers and Savannah and RKO exchanging words followed by Savannah leading and RKO beating up Ally more.)

DING DING DING!

The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC Woman’s Championship!

(Mercy Drive’s Burn In My Light hits to a mixed reaction.)

Introducing first from Singapore, Asia, RKO Sledge Angel!

(Beautiful by SocialCode hits to a big pop with some boo’s heard.)

And her opponent, from Savanna, Georgia, she is the Georgia Peach and the WNC Woman’s Champion, SAVANNAH!

DING DING DING!

And here we go! RKO and Savannah tie up center of the ring. RKO goes for an armbar but Savannah breaks loose and nails a kick to the shins before hitting a nice Drop Toe Hold. Savannah locks in a Step-Over Toe Hold but RKO uses her leg strength to roll her up and then rolls herself on top for a quick two count. Both girls to their feet now. Savannah tries to Irish Whip RKO but she comes off the ropes looking for a bulldog. Savannah caught it and goes for the Reverse Twist of Fate but RKO ducks out of it and nails an Edge-O-Matic. RKO waits for Savannah to get to her feet and ducks behind her and nails a Dragon Suplex! Bridge! One, two and no! RKO picks up Savannah and nails a Flapjack and then comes off the ropes with a Running Fist Drop! RKO nails a Snap Suplex and then locks in the Sitting Full Nelson. Uh-Oh! The RKO Sledge Angel Lock! Savannah fights to her feet and looks as if she’s going to break the hold. She tries to toss RKO over her back but RKO hangs on and then lets go briefly and nails a German Suplex into the cradle! One! Two! Thre…NO! Man that was close! RKO picks up Savannah and gets a thumb to the eyes. Savannah goes for the Silencer. RKO breaks free going for a Back Suplex but Savannah reverses it in mid-air into a bulldog! Savannah picks up RKO and nails a Overhead Body Slam followed by Rolling Thunder! Savannah picks up RKO and nails a few European Uppercuts before Irish Whipping her into the ropes. RKO bounces off going for a Yoshihiro Tajiri style Springboard Back Elbow but Savannah grabs her in mid-flip! PILEDRIVER! GOOD GOD! COVER! ONE! TWO! THRE…NO! RKO SOMEHOW GOT HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! WHAT RING PRESENCE! Savannah picks up RKO and oh no she’s going for something big here! She’s going for the Savannah Shock Cradle Shock Piledriver. RKO Counters into a roll-up but Savannah drop kicks her in the face. Savannah stalks RKO and then nails the Savannah Triple Kick! Savannah goes for the Silencer but RKO counters and goes for the Silencer herself! But Savannah pushes her off and she nailed the referee! Oh no! Savannah just nailed a Pumphandle Back Breaker! Amazing! Savannah to the top rope! SAVANNAH-SAULT! THE CORKSCREW MOONSAULT! BUT RKO MOVED AND SAVANNAH CRASHED AND BURNED! SAVANNAH WENT FOR IT ALL AND GOT NOTHING! RKO slowly climbing to the second rope! Savannah is up as well! RKO headbutts her and Savannah flies down and lands square on her back! RKO climbs up to the top rope! WHAT THE HELL? THAT’S THE DESTROYER STEVE WILLIAMS! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE? OH NO! HE JUST WENT UNDERNEATH RKO! NO! THE DECIMATOR! POWERBOMB BACKBREAKER! NO! NO! NO! SAVANNAH UP TOP! SAVANNAH SAULT CONNECTS! THE REF IS UP! NO DAMMIT! WHY? ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

Here is your winner and STILL the WNC Woman’s Champion, Savannah!

TM: WAIT A MINUTE NOW! DESTROYER PICKED UP THE INJURED RKO! OH NO! DOMINATOR INTO THE MODIFIED CROSSFACE! THE DC CONNECTS! RKO ISN’T TAPPING OUT BECAUSE SHE IS UNCONCIOUS!

(CROWD POPS HUGE!)

WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES EDDIE G! EDDIE NAILS DESTROYER FROM BEHIND WITH A BACK CRACKER! SAVANNAH JUST TRIED TO HIT EDDIE WITH THE WOMAN’S TITLE BUT HE DUCKED AND SHE HIT DESTROYER! THREE AMIGO’S ON SAVANNAH! EDDIE LEAVES THE RING AND SALUTES THE CROWD!

(We go to a quick ad for WNC Merchandise.)

TM: Well folks I can tell you that Eddie G doesn’t care for the former Champion RKO Sledge Angel but that sure as hell wasn’t right what we saw there, and not only that he extracted some revenge. But what I don’t get is what the hell came over Savannah! She defeated RKO three weeks ago cleanly! Why the hell did she have to allign herselves with these idiots to retain her title!

Poacher: Woah, woah, woah. Watch who you’re calling idiots, TM. Mr. Natural is coming out here next to face West Coast Wonder….

TM: The man who he SCREWED out of the Pure Wrestling title!

Poacher; Oh come on TM. Details, details, details. And plus, you were right here sitting next to me last week when King decided he was gonna give those two a piece of his mind, and look what happened to him.

TM: Well that was uncalled for and cowardly in my opinion.

Poacher: I don’t know why I’m stopping ya, TM. Everyone knows the WNC fans would love to have the Poacher calling ALL the action tomorrow night on BeatDown.

TM: Oh please….

(We go to highlights of Natural and Destroyer’s debut here in WNC as well as highlights of them assaulting the likes of Duane Gillberg and Larry Fowler. We also see them winning the tag titles, losing them the next week and then we see Natural screwing WCW out of his pure title as well as highlights from last week’s matches with Natural and Eddie and WCW and Destroyer.)

(Sanctus Real’s Alone hits to a big pop!)

DING DING DING!

The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, he is one half of the WNC Tag Team Champions, from San Diego, California, weighing 220 pounds, West Coast Wonder!

(Internationally Known by Supernatural hits to huge heat!)

And the opponent, being accompanied by Hannah Sung, he is the unrecognized FTW Champion Mr. Natural!

DING DING DING!

Natural and WCW duke it out immediately. Hannah Sung glares at Jillian briefly before giving the Steve Austin salute to the fans who are chanting derogatory remarks towards her. Back in the ring, WCW goes for a backbreaker but Natural counters and goes for an Atomic Drop but WCW counters into a bulldog. WCW off the ropes with a Running Dropkick to the face of Natural who was just sitting up. WCW goes for a Scoop Slam but Natural counters and nails a few chops followed by a headbutt! Nice Knee Drop there by Natural. Natural stomps WCW a few times and then taunts the crowd as they rain down boo’s on him. Natural goes back to WCW but he walks into a drop toe hold and slams face first into the ground! WCW locks in the Say Your Prayers Modified Camel Clutch. Natural works to his feet and elbows free and nails a Shoulder Block. He then picks up WCW and tosses him into the turnbuckle violently before nailing several chops as the crowd woo’s along. He then fingers the crowd before nailing a slap to WCW’s face! Natural taunts the crowd and goes to nail WCW but he crawls between Natural’s legs on all fours and from that position he nails a Modified Backbreaker! Wow! WCW hits a nice Standing Discus Leg Drop. WCW nails several hard kicks to the spine as Natural gets up. WCW goes for a Dragon Whip but Natural ducks under! WCW charges at Natural who nails a Flap Jack! Damn! What elevation! Natural waits for WCW to get up and then storms at gim and nails a Shining Wizard! Elbow drop now from Natural. Natural picks up WCW and nails a Facebuster. Now a Delayed Vertical Suplex followed by a Japanese Arm Drag! Natural goes for a Side Suplex but WCW rolls over him and from behind nails a Gory Bomb but he bouncs Natural off the ropes into an Awesome bomb! Wow! Gory Magic! WCW goes for a Tiltawhirl Headscissors but Natural counters and drops him on his front. Nice Gutwrench Suplex there by Natural who know locks in an Iron Octopus! WCW eventually breaks free but the damage may have been done. WCW hits a few kicks to the knees and a Dropsault! WCW runs over to the corner and jumps off the ropes looking for a Springboard Crossbody but Natural caught him into the Whipper Snapper! Good God! Natural is down for a moment or so but when he gets up he nails a Kneebreaker.

TM: Well, West Coast Wonder’s knee injuries have been well documented.

Poacher: Of course TM. When you’re a guy who will do whatever it takes to win like WCW, what kind of injuries has he not suffered?

TM: Well that’s a good point Poach.

Poacher: The worst of which was his brain which is what causes him to think he can beat Mr. Natural!

TM: That was uncalled for.

Poacher: I know. That’s my job, TM.

TM: Right…..

Nice Fujiwara Armbar locked in there now by Mr. Natural. Natural picks up WCW and nails a Chimeraplex! Natural grabs WCW and hits an Arm Wrench. Now he drags him to the corner.

(Some members of the crowd jokingly shout out “Old School!”)

To the fans surprise Natural does just that. The old Walking the Tightropes trick but instead of a simple clothesline he nails a dropkick which connects right to the face! Natural off the ropes! TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT!

TM: Wow! Natural taking a page out of WCW’s book there.

Poacher: Well TM. Anything you can do, I can do better!

Natural tries to lock in the Naturally Over Koji Clutch but WCW fights it loose and tries to pull himself over to the ropes. Eventually Natural does get it locked in but WCW is able to grab the ropes almost immediately. Natural picks him up going for a Powerbomb but he gets a Tilt A Whirl Headscissors! WCW nails a Facebuster on the dizzied Natural. WCW up top! Corkscrew Plancha! WCW Irish Whips Natural into the corner and nails a Beautiful dropkick! Natural falls on his ass! WCW now with a Bronco Buster! WCW picks up Natural and nails a beautiful Brainbuster Suplex! WCW then nails a kick to the back of the knees as Natural gets up and runs at him looking for a clothesline but he ducks. WCW springboards off the other ropes looking for a Flying Clothesline but Natural caught him and nails the Nature Buster Spinning Spinebuster! Good God! Natural building steam now! Chimeraplex connects! Vertical snap suplex! Northern Lights Suplex! Can he complete the Nature’s Best! He goes for the Belly to Belly Overhead Throw but WCW landed on his feet! What athleticism! Natural thinks he hit it and dusts his hands off! WCW from behind! Dropkick to the knees and Natural lands on the second rope! WCW goes for the 619! Hannah Sung is up on the ropes distracting the referee! WCW grabs her and tosses her in the ring! Natural from behind goes for a German Suplex but this time WCW nails a Tornado DDT and Natural bounces right back up! Drop Toe Hold onto the second rope! 619 CONNECTS! WCW GOING FOR THE SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR DDT! WHAT THE HELL? NATURAL PUSHED HANNAH SUNG AND SHE GOT HIT! WCW HAS THE COVER ON SUNG! The referee won’t count! WCW realizes he’s pinning Sung! NO! NATURAL FROM BEHIND! SPIKED FISHERMAN BRAINBUSTER SUPLEX! HE CALLS THAT THE SUPERNATURAL! OH NO! HE’S LOCKED IN THE NATURALLY OVER KOJI CLUTCH! WCW IS IN AGONY! WCW SOMEHOW COUNTERS INTO A ROLL-UP! ONE! TWO! NO! Natural big boot’s WCW and yells at the ref! WCW from behind looking for a Gory Driver! But Natural counters and nails a Piledriver! Good God! Cover! One! Two! Thre…NO! THAT WAS ALMOST A THREE COUNT! NATURAL ARGUES WITH THE REF AND COVERS AGAIN! ONE! TWO! THRE..NO AGAIN! NATURAL IS LITERALLY PULLING HIS HAIR OUT! UH-OH! NATURAL SHOVED THE REFEREE AND HE LEAVES THE RING AND GRABS A CHAIR! He Irish Whips WCW onto the apron and goes to use the chair! The referee stops him! Natural and the Ref play tug of war with the chair! WCW SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK OFF THE APRON TO THE CHAIR WHICH CRACKS NATURAL IN THE FACE! COVER! BUT THE REF GOT KNOCKED OVER AS WELL! HANNAH SUNG HAS A CHAIR! SHE TRIED TO HIT WCW BUT HE SAW HER! HE PULLS IT OUT OF HER HANDS AND THROWS IT OUT OF THE RING! HE GRABS HER BY THE HAIR! OH NO! HERE COMES DESTROYER! Destroyer comes from behind but WCW sees him and he ducks the Attempted Big Boot which nails Hannah Sung! SHE LANDS ON THE SECOND ROPE! WCW WITH A SATTELITE HEADSCISSORS ON DESTROYER AND HE LANDS ON THE SECOND ROPE! SAVANNAH TRIED TO CRACK WCW WITH THE WOMAN’S TITLE BUT HE DUCKS AND SHE GETS A DROP TOE HOLD! ALL THREE ARE ON THE SECOND ROPE! MY GOD! TRIPLE 619! SAVANNAH AND SUNG FLY OUT EACH SIDE OF THE RING AND DESTROYER BOUNCES BACK GROGGILY! WCW LOOKING FOR THE WEST COAST POP! NATURAL JUST SHOVED DESTROYER OUT OF THE WAY! HE CAUGHT WCW IN MID-AIR! SUPERNATURAL! OH MY GOD! NO THE REF IS UP! ONE! TWO! THRE….NO! WAIT A MINUTE! EDDIE G JUST PULLED THE REF OUT OF THE RING! Natural runs at Eddie looking for a Suicide Plancha but Eddie moves out of the way and he nails Hannah Sung! Savannah tries to low blow Eddie but he blocks and he trips her! Now he lifts up her skirt! Eddie likes what he sees! OH NO! DESTROYER FROM BEHIND WITH THE CHAIR! DESTROYER AND NATURAL BOTH HAVE EDDIE UP! GOOD GOD! DOUBLE SNAP SUPLEX! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS NOW! Natural sets Eddie up on the apron and Destroyer holds him! OH NO! NATURAL DISASTER OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR! WAIT A MINUTE! WEST COAST WONDER WITH A SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS TAKING OUT BOTH NATURAL AND DESTROYER! WCW THROWS DESTROYER INTO THE STEEL STEPS AND HE GOES FLYING! WCW THROWS NATURAL IN THE RING AND DROP TOE HOLDS HIM GOING FOR THE 619! NO! SAVANNAH FROM BEHIND! THE SILENCER! Natural picks up WCW and with help from Savannah sets him up and goes for the Natural Disaster! BUT WCW HITS A HURRACANRANA ON SAVANNAH! WCW TURNS AROUND AND NO! SUPERNATURAL CONNECTS! THE REF IS UP! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER, MR. NATURAL!

TM: MY GOD! FTW tried everything they could to screw WCW but he wouldn’t go down without a fight!

Destroyer gets in the ring and he and Natural nail the Natural Disaster! Destroyer brings Eddie in the ring and he nails the Godsmack! Destroyer grabs the tag titles and puts them on Eddie and WCW. Destroyer and Natural motion that they want the belts back. Savannah comes in with her woman’s title and Hannah Sung who is holding her eye is there also! All four raise their hands in victory standing over the battered and bruised West Coast Wonder and Eddie G. Eddie has been busted open as a result of that sickening Natural Disaster to the floor.

(We see some highlights from the match before coming back to ringside. A disgruntled Eddie helps WCW up and along with a few trainers the two limp to the back as the crowd gives them a Standing Ovation!)

TM: Well folks, coming up next, the young man Ty Langston’s job is at stake as he faces the Chairman Charles Kennedy!

(We go to a highlight package of Kennedy screwing people over and then of him beating Harold Johnson in a hardcore match at Ultimate Destruction. We then see Ty’s introduction promo mixed in with clips of his in-ring action. The music picks up as we see him hitting his finisher on a variety of people, nailing Eddie G with a baseball bat, stealing the cab and crashing it and pinning X-Pac 360 and other stuff. Then the music gets slightly ominous as Charles Kennedy warns Ty Langston to keep his teen angst in the ring. Then we hear the following contest is scheduled for one fall Introducing first Jamie Hudson. We flashback to Ultimate Destruciton where Jamie turned on Ty to go with Metal God. Then Jamie climbs the ladder but Ty pushes it and we see RKO getting the pin. Then we see the chairman fire Ty Langston. Then we see a masked man attack and pin Psycho Jester and reveal it to be Langston as we see the highlights of how this match was made. Then each man talks back and forth in voiceovers as we see more action clips ending off with Gary Lang attacking Kennedy and leaving him vulnerable to Teenage Angst. The music comes to a halt as we see Charles Kennedy backstage saying Ty Langton is gonna pay.)

DING DING DING!

The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WNC Hardcore Title. If Ty Langston loses he will be fired. Now in this contest, there are no disqualifcations and falls count anywhere!

(Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen hits to big heat!)

Poacher: You hear that TM? No DQ’s? Ty Langston is toast!

TM: Well I kind of assumed that as it’s a stipulation of the hardcore title.

Introducing first the challenger, he is the C.E.O. of World Net Championship Wrestling, Charles Kennedy!

(I’m Not Okay by My Chemical Romance hits to a big pop!)
And from Seattle, Washington he is the WNC Hardcore Champion, TY Langston

DING DING DING!

Ty gets in the ring and immediately goes after Charles.

TM: Well this is a very peronal match-up. Charles Kennedy has taken his anger too far yet again.

Poacher: Well you know what they say TM. It’s better to be pissed off, then pissed on.

TM: WHAT?

Ty nails a DDT on Charles and then throws him outside of the ring. Ty lifts up the apron and pulls out a trash can full of crap. He nails Charles with a stop sign over the head twice! Now he’s beating the hell out of him with a kendo stick! Oh no! The chairman has been busted open already!

Poacher: Somebody’s gotta stop this! He’s in serious danger!

TM: He is bleeding as fast as a heartbeat! I can not believe the bloody carnage we have witnessed already tonight!

Ty throws Charles in the ring and grabs the Trash Can. Suplex on the trash can! Good Lord!

TM: Well you talk about a dangerous match here tonight! This entire night has been carnage!

Poacher: Tell me about it! I’m sweating my ass off over here! I think I’d be less nervous hunting with Dick Cheney!

TM: Oh will you stop.

Ty nails Charles with a Trash Can lid and throws him into the turnbuckle!

TM: Well those turnbuckles are not made of chocolate. Charles Kennedy continues to bleed.

Poacher: I noticed the CEO got himself a Crew Cut. And the crew never came back.

TM: Oh ha ha.

Ty grabs a chair and nails a stiff shot on Kennedy and now he is really bleeding!

TM: Oh my God! As the late Gorilla Monsoon would say you can see the lift literally oozing from his body! It looks as if Ty Langston set his face on fire and put it out with an axe!

Poacher: I hope the police show up. Everyone know’s Ty Langston’s a nut! He belongs in an Asylum not a wrestling ring.

Ty nails Kennedy in the gut with the chair and then hits the Teenage Angst on the chair! Cover! One! Two! Oh no! Ty Langston just lifted the CEO’s shoulder. Ty throws Charles outside of the ring and slams him into the steel steps, dislodging them. He then guillotines Charles on the steps. He slams Charles on the announce table!

Poacher: No! Not our table too. Our Spanish colleagues tables was already destroyed by Jesse and Sheena Michaels!

TM: I somehow doubt he can hear you Poach. And if he can, he don’t care.

Ty grabs something from under the ring! Good God! It’s a huge 20 foot ladder! Ty sets the ladder next to the ring and begins to climb! He signals for the elbow drop but pauses and climbs down. He then puts the ladder in the ring! He climbs to the top!

TM: Oh my God! Think about this Ty! You’ve got your whole damn life ahead of you!

Poacher: What about the CEO? I’M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

(Both Announcers quickly run for cover!)

TY LANGSTON DROPS AN ELBOW OFF THE TWENTY FOOT LADDER THAT WAS IN THE RING AND DRIVES IT THROUGH THE STERNUM OF CHARLES KENNEDY AND BOTH MEN GO THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE WNC HARDCORE CHAMPION, TY LANGSTON!

TM: And more importantly he still has his job!

(We go to a commercial saying Please Don’t Try This At Home.)

(We come back from commercial and Charles Kennedy is being stretchered out of the arena although he is somewhat concious and appears to be angry.)

Poacher: Well after that match, we may need that replacement GM here tonight!

[Mike Jones]

TM: No doubt about that. Well folks, coming up next we will find out who will face the World Heavyweight Champion at the next PPV. It’s a triple threat match between Countdown, J-Master and Compton’s Most Wanted.

(We go to a highlight package.)

DING DING DING!

The following is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall and it is to determine the number one contender for the WNC World Heavyweight Title!

(Truth by Seether hits to mostly heat.)

Introducing first from Peotoeria, New Zeland, J-Master!

(Lights go dark and smoke comes out of the stage.)

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Motorhead’s The Game hits to a mixed reaction.)

And the opponents. First, from Seeda West Piru Compton, New York, weighing 195 pounds, Compton’s Most Wanted!

(Lights go out and HUGE pyro goess off as Saliva’s I Want You plays to a mixed reaction with a fair amount of cheers.)

And from Sydney, Australia, weighing 245 pounds, Countdown!

DING DING DING!

And here we go. Compton and J-Master duke it out. Countdown stays off to the side for a moment and let’s the other two duke it out. Compton goes for a backbreaker but J-Master elbows free and knocks him into the turnbuckle! J-Master hits a few chops but then Compton blocks and nails several on J-Master! Compton goes for a superplex but Countdown from behind clubs him in the back and goes to work on the mid-section. J-Master from the top! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TAKES OUT BOTH MEN! J-Master runs to the corner! SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT! IT LOOKED LIKE ONE LEG LANDED ON EACH GUY! J-Master picks up Compton and throws him back in the corner and nails several European Uppercuts. Compton blocks a chop and chops away at J-Master. J-Master hits a thumb to the eyes! J-Master up top looking for a Flying Crossbody! Countdown tries to German Compton and does! At the same time J-Master nailed a clothesline on CMW! Wow! That was like a modified Doomsday Device! Amazing! J-Master and Countdown tie up now. Backbreaker from Countdown is countered into a Bulldog. Nice Snap Suplex from J-Master! J-Master bounces off the ropes with a Lionsault! Countdown got his knees up and now he locks in a Half Boston Crab but Compton nails a Back Cracker on Countdown and both men land on J-Master! Compton picks up Countdown and nails a few hard elbows and European Uppercuts before throwing him out of the ring. Compton then goes after J-Master and locks in an Abdominal Stretch! J-Master fights to his feet and hits a few elbows. Compton nails a German Suplex into a Bridge! Cover. One, two and no! J-Master barely kicked out! J-Master nails a running Big Boot on Compton. J-Master goes for a school boy roll-up! One, two and no! J-Master then picks up Compton and nails a Scrapbuster! J-Master gets up and gets nailed with the Running Enziguri from Countdown. Countdown covers Compton! One two and no! Nice backbreaker there from J-Master on Countdown. J-Master goes to throw Countdown face first into the turnbuckle but he reverses and throws J-Master in there! Countdown nailing J-Master in the corner now! Compton goes for a Monkey Flip and hits it and J-Master gets flipped right into a Superkick from CMW! CMW now with the cover! One, two and NO! Countdown broke it up with the Lionsault! Countdown and CMW now slugging it out! Countdown nails a Back Suplex and Compton lands right on the back of his head! J-Master runs at Contdown who nails a Drop Toe Hold and he lands on CMW. Cover! One, tw…no Countdown broke it up! That almost backfired on Countdown there! Countdown nails a German Suplex on J-Master! And now one on CMW! Now he goes for another on J-Master but J-Master elbows free! But Countdown goes for an Olympic Slam! At the same time Compton nails a German Suplex on Countdown! Wow! Countdown groggily to his feet! Compton runs and springboards off Comptons back and nails a Big Splash on J-Master! Hook of the leg! One, two. Countdown rolls up Compton! One, two NO! Compton kicked out! J-Master from behind goes for a German Suplex on Countdown but he lands on his feet and calls J-Master over! J-Master runs and walks into a drop toe hold and lands on the second rope! Countdown’s Full Course! Countdown nails a big boot to the face of J-Master and he could be unconcious. Compton nails a Release German Suplex on Countdown from behind! CMW locks in a Rear Naked Choke on J-Master. J-Master is fading here! The referee checks his hand. It drops! One! A second time! It drops again! If it drops a third time Compton is the number one contender! He checks it! Wait! Countdown grabbed the arm and he won’t let it drop! Countdown and CMW slug it out again! These two men are both dangerously close to the ropes! J-Master runs at them! DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP AND J-MASTER GOES FLYING ONTO THE RAMP! OH MY GOD!

Poacher: THAT WAS AIR J-MASTER THERE!

TM: MY GOD! THEY MUST HAVE LAUNCHED HIM FIFTEEN FEET IN THE AIR! AND GOOD GOD HE FLEW AT LEAST 20 FEET!

Compton nails a Release German on Countdown! Compton sizes up J-Master! He goes or a Springboard Move but Countdown grabs him in mid move! He now has him in a comprimising position. It’s almost as if he’s setting him up for the Leapfrog double team! Compton lets go and nails a Headscissor Takedown! Amazing! Compton up top! Flying Clothesline but Countdown nailed him in the chest with a huge back chop! Good God!

TM: My God! That sounded like a damn gun went off!

Countdown puts Compton in a headlock before nailing a Running Big Boot! Good God! CMW is bleeding! Countdown nails another one and then does a headlock with several stiff right hands to the forehead! OH NO! J-MASTER ON THE TURNBUCKLE! GOING FOR A FLYING CLOTHESLINE! COUNTDOWN DUCKED! COMPTON NAILED A SUPERKICK AND J-MASTER FLIES THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE! NO! RKO FROM COUNTDOWN! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

Here is your winner and the NEW Number One Contender, Countdown!

(We head to a long highlight video of the personal feud between Mr. Reality and the Modern Marvel set to Bleeding Mascara by Atryeu.)

(We come back and ominous music is playing as the hell in a cell is being lowered from the roof.)

DING DING DING!

Jillian: The following is a Hell In A Cell match scheduled for one fall.

(Primal Concrete Sledge by Nickelback hits to a decent pop!)

Introducing first, from Battle Ground, Indiana, weighing 256 pounds, he is the E-Fed Icon, The Modern Marvel!

(The Broken by Fireball Ministry hits to a slightly bigger pop but slightly more boo’s can be heard as well.)

And the opponent from Birmingham, England, Mr. Reality, Shane Warner!

(The referee locks the gate and rings the bell.)

DING DING DING!

And here we go! Both men circling one another! Marvel goes for an Armdrag into an Arm Wrench but Reality kicks free and nips up into a clothesline! Beautiful! Reality Irish Whips Marvel into the corner and runs over and nails a Monkey Flip! Reality hops up top! Moonsault! Reality leaves the ring and grabs a table from under the ring. He sets it up horizontally between the ring near the corner and the cell. It barely fits. He then grabs a chair and runs in the ring and smacks Marvel with it! PILEDRIVER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! GOOD GOD! Mr. Reality leaves the ring and grabs a ladder and sets it in the ring. Reality then sets Marvel on the turnbuckle in the corner by the table. Reality signals for a DDT! He sets the ladder up perpindicular to Marvel and runs up it going for the DDT but MARVEL CATCHES HIM AND NAILS A SPINEBUSTER OFF THE TURNBUCKLE THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE! Neither man moves for a few minutes. Eventually Marvel is to his feet and he grabs the ladder and sets it on the apron horizontally so that it’s leaning against the Cell! POWERBOMB ON REALITY INTO THE LADDER WHICH BARELY GAVE WAY! Marvel sets the ladder in the same position and heads in the ring looking for a Running Cross Body onto Reality using the ladder for height! But Reality waits until Marvel leaps onto the ladder and yanks it down creating a catapault which sends Marvel face first into the cell and he comes crashing down on top of the ladder! Good God! Oh no! Marvel has been busted open! Reality nails several punches on Marvel and then pulls a table from under the ring. He goes back over to Marvel OH MY GOD! MARVEL JUST NAILED HIM WITH A CHAIR! Marvel gets in the ring with the table and he sets it up in the middle of the ring. He goes to pick up Reality but he gets a thumb to the eye! Reality goes for a Piledriver on the outside but Marvel breaks free and tries to slam Reality’s face into the cell but he counters and Marvel’s face goes into the cage again and now Reality rubs it in. Reality walks over to the gate and breaks the lock on the door and the crowd pops huge! Reality kicks the door down and shoves the ref! Reality is climbing up the cell! Marvel staggers to his feet. Mr. Reality yells at him and taunts at him to climb up! Marvel instead goes back inside and grabs a chair from under the ring! He goes outside and throws one and narrowly misses Reality! Marvel now climbing up the cell. Reality stomps at him right away and Marvel nearly falls off! Reality puts Marvels head between his legs! Oh my God! He’s gonna try and powerbomb Marvel off the edge of the cell! No! You’ll kill him! Marvel nails a low blow! Marvel picks up Reality and drags him near the center looking for a Pedigree but Reality breaks out and runs at Marvel but Marvel back body drops him and the cell bends underneath him! OH MY GOD! Wait a minute! Where the hell is Marvel going? Marvel goes over to the corner of the cell! He reaches up to the cables that raise and lower the cell. He grabs something from beneath the pulley! WHAT THE HELL? IT’S A BAG! HE DUMPS IT IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOF AND TENS OF THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS OF THE CELL AND END UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING ON AND AROUND THE TABLE! I DON’T THINK THE RING CREW PUT THOSE UP THERE! Marvel goes over towards the corner and waves at someone in the rafters. It’s someone in a mask! But who? He’s lowering a crate! Marvel grabs the crate and unhooks it and the masked man raises the rope back up. Marvel opens the crate! There appears to be several things in there! Oh no! Wirecutters? Marvel cuts part of the cell and takes an entire square out of the center which falls on to the table! What else? Oh no! Another bag? MORE THUMBTACKS! GOOD GOD! AND A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED 2x4! HE DUMPS THE REST OF THE TACKS! Reality slowly to his feet and he gets nailed with the Barbed Wire 2x4! Marvel stretches it across Reality’s face and he is bleeding badly! Marvel grabs a smaller crate from the big crate. He carefully sets it down. What the hell? It’s filled with water balloons? Marvel drops them one by one through the hole and they land on and around the table covered with thumbtacks and pop on impact and the water goes all over the ring!

TM: Wait a minute? What the hell is that smell? OH MY GOD! THOSE THINGS ARE FILLED WITH GASOLINE! HE MUST HAVE DROPPED SIX OR SEVEN OF THEM!

Marvel grabs one last thing from the bottom of the box. It’s a pack of matches! It takes a few attempts but eventually Marvel drops the match on the table and the entire ring is literally engulfed in flames! Marvel grabs Reality and goes for a Powerbomb! Wait a minute! Reality grabbed that chair! He nails Marvel with the chair! Good God! Marvel staggers and almost fell off the edge! Reality grabs Marvel! HOLY FUCKING FUCK BEANS! PILEDRIVER FROM THE ROOF THROUGH THAT FUCKING FLAMING TABLE WITH THOSE MOTHER FUCKING THUMBTACKS! OH MY FUCKING GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!

CROWD: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

REALITY GOES FOR THE COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER, MR. REALITY SHANE WARNER!

Immediately the cage is raised and dozens of EMT’s come down and check on both men. Both men are strapped on to stretchers and taken out of the arena as we see the replay several times!

(We go to an ad for the Wrestling Spectacle 4 Disc DVD set.)

(We come back to ringside and Poacher and Tim Moss are at ringside with a makeshift table and both men look concerned.)

TM: Well folks, we certainly hope to have an update on Marvel and Mr. Reality before the night is over but if that is not possible I can assure you as soon as we know, you will know via WNC.com. Tomorrow night on BeatDown we will certainly let you know if we don’t find out tonight.

Poacher: Well obviously a very serious situation for both men. Anytime you’re dealing with thumbtacks you have very serious puncture wounds and they hurt like hell but the tacks were the least of concern here. The height and velocity the came down from and of course the flames! Both men could have very serious burns! Reality could have easily broken his tailbone and I don’t even want to think about Marvel’s neck. We certainly know that neither of those two will EVER be the same again but we hope it’s not serious. Then again, how could it not be?

TM: Well of course. Our thoughts and prayers are with both men right now. Anyways, coming up next, after embarassing the C.E.O. who by the way is also en route to hospital, Psycho Jester and Insane Gary Lang will be forced to start this Four Team Turmoil match. The good news is the winners will be the Tag Champions and obviously Lang and Jester have the size advantage.

Poacher: Well as you said earlier about the CEO being in the hospital tonights been deadly, there’s a huge body count and we still have two matches left.


DING DING DING!
Jillian: The following is a Tag Team Turmoil match where the winning team will be the number one contenders for the WNC Tag Team Titles. Now in this match, the team designated as number one will start the other three teams will be drawn at random and you can be eliminated by pinfall, submission, disqualifcation or countout!

(Psycho Jester’s theme kicks in and then turns into Insane Gary Lang’s theme Madhouse by Anthrax!)

The following is the Tag Team Turmoil, introducing first the team of Insane Gary Lang and Psycho Jester!

(Both men come out in black trenchoats which they take off en route. Jester is carrying a briefcase which he sets on the steps.)

(G-Unit’s Stunt 101 hits to big heat.)

And their opponents, New York’s Most Wanted and Da Gangsta, G-Unit!

DING DING DING!

Da Gangsta reluctantly starts with Insane Gary Lang. Former tag team partners here. In fact they were champions together. Gary Lang runs in for a clothesline but NYMW ducks.

TM: Remember you can be eliminated by pin, submission, dq or countout.

Gary Lang goes for the Yakuza Kick but he hits the ref instead!

Poacher: What was that TM? I don’t think any of that applies now that the ref is out!

Lang nails the Big Boot on Gangsta! NYMW comes off the top rope looking for a clothesline but Lang caught him and goes for the chokeslam! NYMW kicks him in the nuts! Jester just nailed NYMW with the briefcase! Lang and Jester pick him up and Chokeslam him over the ropes to the outside! Good God! Jester opens up the briefcase and good God! It’s another pie! He nailed Da Gangsta with it and he’s out! WHAT THE HELL? THAT PIE WAS FILLED WITH NAILS! OH MY GOD! Lang tries to revive the ref but to no luck. Another referee runs down and Lang covers Gangsta! One! Two! Three!

DING!

(Sugar We’re Going Down by Fall Out Boy hits to a decent pop as Buzzed Bunny and Big Smoke come down to the ring with Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys.)

Bunny will start out with Lang. Lang tags in Jester! Bunny goes immediately for the Sack Flap but Jester counters and nails a throat thrust! Now he goes for a Chokeslam! And he hits it! Big Smoke off the top! Caught! Goes for the chokeslam but Smoke gouge’s the eyes and Jester tosses him back and he knocks the referee down and he falls awkwardly to the outside!

Poacher: Man the ref’s are dropping like flies here tonight!

Big Smoke nails the Crack Drop (Angle Slam) on Jester holy crap! Lang to the top rope! Ricky grabbed his foot! Big Smoke goes for a Superplex but Lang shoves him off! Big Smoke kneels down in the corner! BUZZED BUNNY JUMPS OFF HIS HAND AND CLOTHESLINES LANG AND BOTH MEN GO FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!OH NO! BIG SMOKE SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE ON BOTH MEN! Wait a minute! Jester is still down. RICKY IS GETTING IN THE RING! He’s climbing to the top rope! OH NO! JESTER SAT UP! Jester grabs Ricky and goes to Superplex him! BIG SMOKE FROM BEHIND! CRACK DROP AS JESTER SUPERPLEXES RICKY! OH MY GOD! Big Smoke may have hurt his shoulder as he rolls to the outside! Buzzed Bunny is on the top rope! BIG SPLASH ON JESTER! COVER! BUT THE REF IS OUT! Bunny goes over and tries to revive the ref but Lang nails a Yakuza Kick on him! The ref is coming to! Jester gets an arm on Bunny! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING!

Kid Omen and Dimes jump Lang from behind before there theme music even plays. Lang nails a big boot on Omen! Dimes runs at him! Caught! Goes for a chokeslam! Omen off the top rope! Oh no! He’s caught too! HOLY CRAP! LANG JUST CHOKESLAMMED BOTH MEMBERS OF KO’D! LANG UP TOP LOOKING FOR THE TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE! Wait a minute! Da Gangsta is on the apron with a chair! And NYMW is on the other side with a chair! CONCHAIRTO SENDS LANG TO THE GROUND! Kid Omen lifts him up on his shoulder! Dimes to the top! KO DEVICE! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

Here are your winners and the NEW Number One Contenders, Kid Omen and Dimes!

(Omen and Dimes celebrate while Gangsta and NYMW storm to the back as we head to a commercial advertising Live From the West Coast: The Best of West Coast Wonder out now on DVD and available starting in May with WNC Fanatic on Pay Per View for only 9.99. After the commercial we come back to ringside.)

TM: Well folks, earlier tonight Natural and Destroyer as well as their new colleague Savanna went 3 for 3 against the tag champs WCW and Eddie G as well as RKO Sledge Angel. We’ve just learned that Natural and Destroyer will use their rematch clause for the tag titles tomorrow night on BeatDown. But tonight, we’ve got one more match left. And this is the big one, folks this should be a hellacious battle, but the stipulations have caused the C.E.O. to promise to fire anyone who interferes.

(We go to a long highlight package set to “The War Is Over” from Trust Company.)

DING DING DING!

Jillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WNC World Heavyweight Championship! As per a contractual stipulation, IF the champion is disqualified the title can change hands!

(Fixation on the Darkness by Killswitch Engage hits to big heat.)

Introducing first the challenger, from Minneapolis, Minnesota weighing 325 pounds, Mike the Best Becker!

(My Sweet Shadow (Ackerman Remix) by In Flames hits to a massive ovation!)

And the opponent, from Thornhill, Ontario, Canada, weighing 195 pounds, he is the WNC World Heavyweight Champion, No Nickname Needed, MATT ACKERMAN!!!!!!!

(The referee checks both men for illegal objects and holds up the title and rings the bell!)

DING DING DING!

Ackerman and Becker go for a tie-up but suddenly the lights go out!

TM: What the hell?

After a moment or so we hear a loud noise and then within seconds the lights are back on and Mike Becker is flat on his back in the ring while Ackerman and the ref are bewildered. There is a chair in the ring next to Becker!

(Immediately Ackerman throws a fit but the referee rings the bell!)

DING DING DING!

Due to a disqualifcation, here is your winner and the new World heavyweight Champion, Mike Becker!

(Crowd goes insane with boo’s!)

BECKER IS UP! HE IS SMILING! THAT SON OF A BITCH WAS THE ONE WHO DID IT ALL ALONG! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE DID THIS! BECKER GRABS THE BELT AND LEAVES! WAIT A MINUTE! ACKERMAN IS CHARGING AFTER HIM!

I’M BACK!
AND I’M BETTER THAN EVER!

Poacher: WHAT THE HELL?

TM: OH MY GOD! IT’S THE FORMER GENERAL MANAGER OF BEATDOWN, HAROLD JOHNSON!

Harold Johnson: HOLD ON A MINUTE! NOBODY GOES ANYWHERE!

(Crowd cheers!)

Harold Johnson: Charles Kennedy hired me as his substitute GM to start next week but it’s obvious since he is incapacitated the WNC needs me here tonight!

(Crowd pops again!)

Harold Johnson: Now as the GM, I have the authority to OVER RULE THE REFEREE’S DECISION!

(CROWD POPS HUGE!)

Harold Johnson: Therefore, this match will be RESTARTED!

(CROWD GOES INSANE AND BECKER IS FREAKING OUT!)

DING DING DING!

Becker runs at Ackerman and walks into a Snap Suplex! Hook of the leg. One, two and no! Becker goes looking for a Reverse DDT but Ackerman counters into a Stalling Brainbuster! Ackerman gets Becker up going for the Switchback 05! Becker tries to counter it but can’t and it connects! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, MATT ACKERMAN!

TM: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? MIKE BECKER WAS SO FOCUSED ON SCREWING ACKERMAN THAT HE NEVER HAD A BACK-UP PLAN TO COUNTER THE SWITCHBACK 06!

Poacher: I can’t believe this. This is a travesty! Mike Becker got screwed!

Ackerman holds the World Title high as the crowd roar’s it’s approval. Becker is literally pulling his hair out in the ring! Becker tries to sneak up on Ackerman and gets him up for the F-U! Ackerman lands down and nails the Switchback 06 to the outside! Ackerman spits on Becker and salutes the crowd but turns around RKO! NO! DAMN IT! COUNTDOWN JUST NAILED HIM WITH THE RKO! Countdown sets the belt on Ackerman and points to his waist as we fade to black.

[Mike Jones]

DVD Bonus Features

RKO Sledge Angel: Post Match Interview

Rkosledgely angel was just seen at Backstage returning to her locker room wearing her Bring down the hammer t-shirt with her black skirt with her black heel shoes .As she was about to reach her locker room , she was about to open the door and go inside (Rkosledgelyangel with a serious, cocky,arrogant pissed off look on her face.After what happen to her at WNC Revenge .) All a sudden, a wwa Reporter Eric Carsons was just calling her.. RKO.. Rkosledgely angel...What are your reaction on what happen to you at WNC Revenge ?
Rkosledgely angel shouted in a very pissed off ,cocky , arrogant way into the wnc microphone that Eric jumped moved one distance away from her: My Reaction! My Reaction ! You want my reaction! I was just screw out from getting the win against Savannah and regaining back the wwa women's title from her at WNC Revenge all No thank at all to The destroyer steve williams after he just attack me..He just cost me a match up to win the wwa women's title back from Savannah and he or Savannah prevent me from becoming the wwa women's champion once again!And that really will be a biggest mistake that The destroyer steve williams, Savannah have made in their entire life after they screw me out from getting the win at WNC Revenge. They cost me from winning back the wwa women title..Cause after what happen to me at WNC Revenge...I will never forget that they both screw me out from getting the win at WNC Revenge ! and ever forgive them at all especially Savannah ...She is afraid that I am going to take control of her during the match up for a wwa women title....And I will hit her with my second deadly, devasating finisher move that anyone has seen ..The Rkosledgely angel fiery Pedigree for the win.. So she had ask one of them to help her screw me out from getting the win on her.. to make surethat it doesn't help to me... And I say it now and I say it again... You see the Rkosledgely angel fiery pedigree is more powerful move that anyone has seen and Savannah is really, really going to get one !And Eric..you tell Savannah and her group especially her something for me.. They messed with the wrong young women... they mess with Big Flame Burning Fire..They mess with The Game ,the Cerebral Assassin., Cause they have made the biggest Mistake of their Life... Caus they have unleashed a very cocky, arrogant side of me even more which mean I will get even more dangerous for anyone who faces me..because I will not let anyone that disrespect me or screwed me out of the match up.. Someone like Savannah..It is because I am going to make her a life a living hell in wwa...And if I get to face Savannah for the wwa women's title again at the Next WNC PPV or anytime .And at what happen at WNC Revenge.Savannah that I lost to you thank to The Destroyer Steve williams ..who happen to be in your Group and because I underestimated you ..Savannah and Next time when I get another chance to face you for your wwa women's title at another WNC ppv ..I won't let it happen again. Savannah ..Do you know because of them, The doctor just told me yesterday I can't wrestle for one to two week . It is because I am suffering from a mild concussion ....That is all I got to say to you.! Eric..

Eric Carsons: Oh I see.. Thank you for your time..Rkosledgely angel.. Bye...
Rkosledgely angel just say: Your welcome man! Eric..
Then she just went inside her locker room and after that she closed the door .Then she took out her packet of pills from her drawer which is for her Mild Concussion injury, she took out one pill and took it and after that she take a sip of water bottle before siat down with her laptop on her table and after that.She start to write her promo for WNC Revenge Results while listening to her 2nd favourite wwe Raw superstar..The Game Triple H The cerebral Assassin the King of Kingz theme entrance music .Play the Game 60 time..(Rkosledgely angel say it in a very cocky, arrogant,quite friendly,way, pissed off way) Savannah. Savannah .You are just very afraid that you will lost your title to me.But I do know that you have this plan all set up to get The destroyer Steve williams to come out and attack me during our match up for the wwa Women championship ..on WNC Revenge long time ago before ..the WNC Revenge even happen.. !!And that is why I will not be so friendly with you anymore...Savannah and I am not to going to go easy on you anymore...Not anymore... And you won't be seeing the nice heel of me.. You are going to see me as a even a very cocky, arrogant,friendly Diva to you... And that is not a good thing... It is because When it comes to My finisher moves , they are going to be much deadly and devastasting ...Like my Rkosledgely angel fiery Pedigree , my fiery fiery Rkosledgely angel burnout RKO and also my last ride from hell..That I am going to unleashed and hit you. Savannah or the other wwa Divas... who face me in any match up anytime...Watch out. Savannah.. Cause your nightmare is here.. Savannah! I demand some respect especially from youSavannah. You got that.. you f***ing slut.. , The destroyer Steve williams Respect me too. Or else ..Mr Natural you too...Get that in your head !!..It not.It will be Game over for you. Savannah..... They messed with the wrong young women... you mess with Big Flame Burning Fire..you mess with The Game ,the Cerebral Assassin., Cause you have made the biggest Mistake of their Life... Cause they have unleashed a very cocky, arrogant side of me even more which mean I will get even more dangerous for anyone who faces me..because I will not let anyone that disrespect me or screwed me out of the match up.. like you Savannah..It is because I am going to make you a life a living hell in wwa...And if I get to face Savannah for the wwa women's title again at the Next WNC PPV or anytime .And at what happen at WNC Revenge.Savannah that I lost to you thank to The Destroyer Steve williams ..who happen to be in your Group and because I underestimated you ..Savannah and Next time when I get another chance to face you for your wwa women's title at another WNC ppv ..I won't let it happen again. Savannah ..Do you know because of you Savannah , The doctor just told me yesterday I can't wrestle for one to two week . It is because I am suffering from a mild concussion because of that attack that I receive from.The destroyer Steve williams.. And that really sucks....That is all I got to say to you... Savannah.... in a very cocky, arrogant friendly way..But after what happen at WNC Revenge, I already have lost some respect for you.. man...! By the way Savannah, Don't come and try to look for me and try to make trouble with me if I do not have a match for thest two weeks...But if I really have match, I really won't want to see you or any of your group members screw me.. at match again. Get it.. If not I will hit a very deadly , Devastating sledge hammer or steel chair shot to any of you after that I will hit a very deadly , Devastating Rkosledgely angel fiery pedigree either one of you right straight in the canvas or maybe into my steel chair or into my sledge hammer...Get it.. ...Enjoy the ride .. Savannah.. with a high way to hell does it stop still you come to a dead end.It is because ..Savannah and The destroyer steve williams and your group leader.. Mr Natural ..Some how or another I will get my most deadly, devasating Revenge on you.and The destroyer steve williams.. Savannah ...Look out..
Who know maybe I will just suddenly come out of nowhere and anyone of you with a deadly, devasating Pedigree from out of nowhere ..Ohh well.. For the rest. you will have to find out on... the next coming WNC PPV or WNC Beatdown results for every week... And that is really all I got to say to you Savannah.. and The Destroyer Steve williams ..!!Peace out....Rkosledgely angel...
OCC... It is me Rkosledgely angel Please GM Nutty sharok , and CEO Charles Kennedy..I won't be able to wrestle for one to two weeks. Cause after what happen at WNC Revenge.. The doctor and EMT has told me that I am suffering from a mild concussion injury, and the doctor told to take it easy for two weeks...and rest.....Anyway here is my medical certificate that the doctor gave me..she hold up..the medical certificate ..Pls approve it.. Thank you for your attention! G.M Nuttysharok, CEO of WWA.. Charles Kennedy...Anyway.. Nuttysharok.. I really like the way you write results for WNC Revenge.. keep up the good work.. ok.. Peace out Your WNC Diva. Rkosledgely angel.
Then after that the screen fades to black with a king of king symbol along together with a bring down the hammer logo faring together up and down with a RKO survive sign fade from behind with a WNC Logo with it...!