Post by Mike Jones on Jun 4, 2006 3:12:45 GMT -5
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WNC Brawl On The Strip
The WNC logo appears and fades.
Sounds of slot machines being used and upbeat ensemble music plays as we go through a video which shows us images of the Las Vegas Strip including a jousting show at Excalibur, an explosion at Treasure Island, a clown at Circus Circus, a roller coaster on the Stratusphere, a magician at an undisclosed location as well as images of Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, Celine Dion and Siegfred and Roy.
Voice Over: Welcome to Las Vegas, gambling capital of the world. Where fortunes are won and lost. But beyond the bright lights, lies a dark underground.
(Ominous music plays as we are taken through images of back alleys with litter, images of homeless people, boarded up homes, grafitti, a body being loaded into an ambulance, crime scene tape, a seedy gentleman’s club, a homeless man drinking out of a flask, a man with a bloody face who appears to have been in a fight and two seedy men exchanging money in a dark alley.)
Voice Over: Perhaps no single city is more appropriate for describing the human mind. For things are not always what they appear.
(We see sped up images of bright lights and entertainment on the strip but images of WNC action cut in and out.)
Voice Over: You can not judge a city by a single road, nor can you judge a human being by a single side of them.
(We flash by images of Kid Omen turning on Dimes, Compton attacking Kenua, Countdown and Becker brawling and Savannah assaulting RKO Sledge Angel before the images stop and the music ends and we go to a black screen. For a few seconds, brief flashes of static appear as a voice kicks in.)
Voice-Over: Tonight.
(We see a sped up image of an airplane landing at the Vegas airport and then of vehicles traveling down the strip before focusing in on the MGM Grand.)
Voice Over: At the world renowned MGM Grand Arena.
(We see images of famous boxing matches as well as concerts.)
Voice Over: The WNC presents, Brawl on the Strip!
(We head live inside the MGM Grand Arena as huge pyro goes off! Once the pyro subsides we see the entire stage is a back drop looking similar to Las Vegas’s strip. At the left of the stage we see a very large pyramid with a light shining up from it’s roof. We see a hotel resembling the Tropicana and Excalibur and another resembling the MGM grand. Further down we see a Caesar’s Place replica, a replica of the Mirage complete with a “volcano” at the front that live flames burn from inside, as well as a Treasure Island replica complete with a pirate ship. Even further down we see New York New York, Paris complete with an eifell tower, Circus Circus and the Stratusphere which nearly reaches the roof of the arena. One of the two side titan trons appears to be on the front of the MGM Grand and the other one is between Circus Circus and Paris. The entrance way to Caesar’s Palace marks the entrance complete with several statues and a replica rampway leading up beyond the titan tron. A large screen above it serves as the titan tron. The entire rampway towards the ring is also designed similar to that of Caesar’s Palace. A Fountain is near the side of the ramp. The Tropicana hotel has several palm trees and has a large stage set up mid way up it complete with additional palm trees and musical instruments.)
TM: Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome you live to the World Famous MGM Grand Arena in Beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, as the WNC presents Brawl on the Strip.
(We cut in to the announce tables which are set up like poker and black jack tables. The tech people are all dressed like dealers.)
TM: Good evening everyone, I’m Tim Moss alongside Larry “The King” Fowler and The Poacher! And folks, what a night we have planned for you!
Poacher: Oh absolutely, we just learned this week on WNC.Com that we will see the first Inferno match in WNC history. Not to mention a rematch of one of the best Woman’s title matches I’ve ever seen.
TM: Plus the World Title will be on the line as Matt Ackerman defend against Countdown.
King: AND, a Fatal Four Way for the WNC Pure Title. Jesse vacated the title this past week and it was originally set to be Sheena Michaels vs. Eddie G however we have learned that Jesse is ready to return and he has the opportunity to regain the belt. Plus, Raw Impact will now ALSO be added to the equation.
(Upbeat cabaret music plays. A Vegas style staircase emerges from one of the hotels lined with lights on either end of the stairs. Two large fans are at the top. Several scantilly clad girls dressed in flamingo suits move the fans and reveal the Wrestling God in a snazzy suit just as Bob Marley’s Hold You Down hits to big heat!)
DING DING DING!
Jillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from High Street, the Wrestling God!
TM: Well leave it to Wrestling God to over do something.
Poacher: Are you kidding me? The Man’s a genius. He looks spiffy in that suit.
King: Come on Poach. He looks like he’s coming out here to host a game show. I must say Jillian Marcia’s looking pretty hot tonight though.
Poacher: Obviously.
(Internationally Known by Supernatural hits to slightly less heat as Mr. Natural comes through the normal entrance way with Hannah Sung in tow.)
TM: Well no fancy gimmicks for Mr. Natural. He came to fight.
DING DING DING!
Natural and WG go for a tie-up. Natural knocks WG back and he leaves the ring. WG paces on the outside as Natural and the referee yell at him to get back in. WG gets back in on the count of seven and goes to work on Natural looking for a headbutt but Natural nails a Back Suplex. Natural stomps away on Wrestling God. Natural locks in an Arm Bar but WG manages to shake free. WG and Natural exchange punches and chops. WG now building momentum with a few back chops. A couple of European Uppercuts. Nice STO takedown. Gutwrench Suplex from WG!
TM: Well folks this is what I call a Hard-Hitting match!
WG goes for a Suplex but Natural elbows free and nails a stiff looking DDT. Natural picks up WG into a Modified Cobra Clutch. Natural using his arm for leveridge planting it firmly on WG’s face and gouging with it. The referee admonishes him. Natural lets WG go and gets a vicious elbow to the back of the head. What a cheap shot! Gutbuster from Natural now. Natural nails a Scoop Slam and goes for a Headlock. WG elbows free and nails a sickening Running Big Boot! WG nails a Full Nelson Slam. WG sets Natural up top looking for the Super Last Call. Hannah Sung in the ring. She tried to pull him down! WG gets off and walks over to her. Natural getting ready to jump off the turnbuckle. WG shoves Hannah Sung in front of him! Oh come on! Oh yeah, you’re a big man now! WHAT THE HELL? NATURAL JUMPED ANYWAYS AND HE TOOK OUT BOTH OF THEM!
TM: GOOD GOD! I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S MORE DESPICABLE! THE FACT THAT WG SHOVED A WOMAN IN FRONT OF HIM OR THE FACT THAT NATURAL STILL NAILED HER!
Natural picks up WG and throws him violently shoulder-first into the turnbuckle! Natural leaves him there and stomps away on him! Knees to that injured shoulder. Big time Arm Drag! Natural nails a vicious Spinning Suplex! Natural nails a Scoop Slam! Hannah Sung on the apron now. What the hell? She’s giving Natural a steel chair! Right in front of the ref! Natural explains to her he doesn’t need it! OH NO! WG From behind! But Natural moves and WG knocks Hannah Sung off the apron! WG pauses and looks down to check if she’s okay. WG turns around just in time for a clothesline from Natural but he ducked under and comes off the other turnbuckle! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Good God! WG holding his shoulder in pain though, I’m not sure he got all of that! WG goes for the cover after a minute or two. One. Two. NO! WG argues with the ref! WG tries to pick up Natural but he gets a thumb to the eyes. Natural goes for a Powerbomb but WG counters and tries to roll him up. WG gets knocked back into the referee who stumbles briefly. Natural now tries to nail a DDT but WG counters into a back body drop. WG stomping away at Natural now. WG using the ropes for leveredge and he stomps. Natural grabs his legs and goes for a roll-up. But WG holds onto the top rope! Wait a minute! Savannah with the Woman’s Title! She just cracked WG with it! Natural with the roll-up! One! Two! Three! Damn it!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Mr. Natural!
(We go to a commercial advertising the next WNC Pay Per View, Canadian Stampede. Live from the PNE Agrodome in Vancouver, British Columbia on Sunday, June 4th.)
TM: Well folks, Canadian Stampede comes to you on June 4th, just three weeks away. Beginning tomorrow night on WNC BeatDown, the first ever WNC Canada Cup tournament will kick off with 4 Quarter Finals matches live from the Thomas and Mack Center right here in Vegas. The week after we’re at the Arco Arena in Sacramento where we will see the other 4 Quarter Division finals matches. ON the 29th we’re at the MetroPark Arena in Billings where we will see the 4 Semi Division Finals. Then on the night of Canadian Stampede, we will see the 2 Semi-Finals and the Final.
Larry Fowler: Indeed and folks, we have the card for you now.
TM: That’s right. Tomorrow night, the first four Quarter Finals matches. Ty Langston vs. Kid Omen. Dimes vs. Kenua. Eddie G vs. Wrestling God. Raw Impact vs. Mr. Reality. Then the week after Mike Becker vs. Jesse. Scott Mann vs. Psycho Jester. Comptons Most Wanted vs. Sheena Michaels and The Destroyer vs. J-Master.
King: Absolutely. And we understand we will get our first look at the Canada Cup trophy tomorrow night.
TM: But right now, the WNC Hardcore Title is on the line as Ty Langston defends against X-Pac 360 and Cena 54. Now according to GM Charles Kennedy. Immediately following this match, the 24 hour rule will be reinstated.
DING DING DING!
Jillian: The following is a triple threat match and it is for the WNC Hardcore Title! Now in this match, there are NO disqualifcations and Falls Count Anywhere!
(Led Zeppelin’s Black Dog hits to mostly heat as Cena 54 jogs down the rampway and taunts the crowd.)
Introducing first, from Boston, Mass, Cena 54!
MAKE SOME NOISE!
X-PAC!
(Lil Troy’s Wanna be a Balla hits to a mixed reaction as huge green pyro shoots out from either side of the entrance way as X-Pac runs to the ring with Mr. Trashcan who is full of other assorted weapons.)
X-Pac 360 throws Mr. Trashcan over the ropes and weapons go everywhere as he runs in the ring. Cena 54 cracks him with a kendo stick!
(I’m Not Okay by My Chemical Romance hits to a big pop as Ty Langston runs out.)
DING DING DING!
Cena 54 is brutalizing X-Pac with a kendo stick in the rib area. Ty comes in and nails Cena 54 with a cookie sheet. Ty goes under the ring and grabs a plant and throws it in the ring and then grabs a stop sign and a Trash can with two chairs in it. Ty throws it all in the ring and gets in. He nails Cena 54 with the plant and then nails X-Pac with the trash can lid. Ty sets up the two chairs facing each other about a foot or so apart. He then places the Stop Sign on top of both chairs. He then sets the Trash Can upright on the Stop Sign. What the hell? Ty grabs a ladder and sets it up nearby. He grabs Cena 54 and pulls him up the ladder and dumps him head first into the stood up trash can. Ty then grabs another chair from the outside and climbs the turnbuckle. Cena 54 still hanging upside down in the trash can. Wait a minute. X-Pac just grabbed a chair and oh my God he just went up the other turnbuckle! Ty and X-Pac look at each other! OH MY GOD! DOUBLE VANTERMINATOR TO CENA 54 IN THE UPSIDE DOWN TRASHCAN! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! Cena 54 still in the trash can lands on the floor. Wait a minute! X-Pac just grabbed Ty Langston! OH MY GOD! X-FACTOR ONTO THE TRASH CAN THAT CENA 54 IS IN! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner and the NEW WNC Hardcore Champion, X-Pac 360!
TM: Amazing, X-Pac 360 wins the title!
(Suddenly Da Gangsta comes from out of the crowd and chases after X-Pac who runs back up the stage! But then Insane Gary Lang comes out through there! X-Pac jumps over the barricade and Lang and Da Gangsta hightail it after him. New York’s Most Wanted, Metal God, Dead Man and Bob are all joining the chase!)
(We go to a commercial advertising Yellowcard’s new album.)
DING DING DING!
The following is a Fatal Four Way match and it is for the WNC Pure Wrestling Title!
(Lights flicker and ominous music plays as the Pirate Ship begins to move closer to the entrance way. It stops just short of the entrance.)
BRINGGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
(Hot Stuff by Unknown Latin Band plays to a huge pop! The spotlight reveals Eddie G is at the wheel of the pirate ship. He then pulls a lever and the entire ships bounces up and down and the crowd goes insane!)
TM: WOW! Eddie’s got the damn pirate ship tricked out!
King: What awesome shocks!
(The ship stops and Eddie jumps down one floor and grabs onto a rope and swings down the remaining 10 feet and lands on the stage and salutes the crowd as the ship begins to move back into it’s original position.)
(Methodical Remix by Kerbstomper hits and Raw Impact runs down the ramp.)
(Born of Anger by Fozzy hits as Sheena Michaels comes down the ramp, pausing to pose for the crowd.)
(Set It Off Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to a huge pop as Jesse comes down the ramp.)
TM: The heart of a champion! He’s here despite being seriously injured at the hands of the newcomer Ant in ECWF!
Poacher: Oh of course! But let’s not forget, he’s not the champion! Haha! He vacated it!
DING DING DING!
TM: Remember folks first man to score a pinfall or submissions wins the match and the vacated pure title.
Raw looks at Sheena and the two of them pound away on Eddie and Jesse before knocking both men over the ropes. Sheena and Raw high five each other!
Poacher: What the hell?
TM: That is smart! Sheena and Raw know damn well that Jesse and Eddie are two of the three amigo’s so they are very smart to team up.
Suddenly Sheena turns her back on Raw and he nails a sickening German Suplex!
King: You spoke too soon, TM.
Raw hammering away on Sheena. He has her ina head lock! The referee in front trying to ask her if she gives. But he’s unintentionally blocking Raw’s view of Jesse and Eddie. Double standing dropkick! Good Lord! I don’t know who got the worst of that as Sheena was still in the headlock. Eddie picks up Raw and nails a few stiff rights before dumping him rather uncermoniously over the top rope! Eddie G and Jesse pick up Sheena Michaels and nail a Double Suplex! Eddie and Jesse double Irish Whip her into the ropes and wait for her to run back at them and they nail a double Back Body Drop to the outside where she lands on a staggering Raw Impact and both athletes crash to the floor! Jesse and Eddie go to shake hands but it seems like both men tried to make it into an Arm Wringer at the same time. Both men’s arms caught up here. Eddie with a kick to Jesse’s knee! Kick to the back of the knee. Eddie locks in an Edgecator! Jesse in serious jeopardy here. Raw Impact in to make the save as he knocks down Eddie with a nice clothesline. Sheena from behind with a Reverse Armbar Takedown on Raw. Sheena trying to lock in an Arm Bar submission but Raw keeps fighting loose and eventually he does a Back Sommersault to break free although Sheena still has the arm. Raw slams himself back first and nails a Modified Armbreaker! Raw now stomping away at her hand! Eddie tries to sneak up on Raw but he senses it and nails a very stiff right. Raw picks up Sheena now and nails a Modified Backbreaker! Swinging Neckbreaker now! Jesse comes up on Raw looking for an Eye of the Hurricane but Raw breaks free and Back Suplexes Jesse who lands extremely awkwardly on his back. Raw now grabs Eddie and slams him face first into the turnbuckle before tossing him violently on top of the steel steps! Sheena from behind goes for a Reverse DDT but Raw counters and nails an Inverted Stalling Suplex. Raw picks up Jesse who appears to be bleeding from the mouth.
King: I certainly hope he lost a tooth or something cuz otherwise he’s got internal injuries.
TM: Well after what Ant did to him in ECWF, Jesse should NOT be wrestling tonight, but I don’t think Jesse gives a damn about shoulds and should nots.
King: And it’s costing him here!
Raw nails a Stalling Vertical Suplex on Jesse. Letting all the blood rush to Jesse’s head before completing the slam. Raw is taking his time and physically disecting all three of his opponents. Raw grabs Sheena Michaels and nails a Fishermans Suplex into the bridge! Eddie is up top! Frog Splash onto the bridge knocking down both athletes! Eddie picks up Raw and nails the Three Amigo’s! Eddie signals for another Frog Splash. Eddie the only one in this match who is not a former Pure Champion. Sheena is up though. Running Neckbreaker off the top rope! Good Lord! Sheena hooks the leg! One! Two! Thre….NO! Raw barely managed to crawl over and break up the pinfall attempt by Sheena Michaels, the first female to ever hold the Pure Title. Sheena picks up the first ever Pure Champion in WNC Jesse and goes for a Belly to Belly Suplex. Jesse headbutts free and goes for a Brainbuster DDT. Sheena takes advantage of Jesse’s injured state and gets down easier than normal and nails a high knee to the ribs! Jesse winces in pain! Sheena off the ropes looking for a clothesline! Caught! Spinning Spinebuster by Jesse! Jesse can’t capitalize and he lays dormant for a moment before hooking the leg. One two and no! Jesse holds his ribs in pain. Raw comes over and nails an Olympic Slam. Nice Fallaway Slam now from Raw followed by an Overhead Belly to Belly. Eddie runs at him now and gets a Belly to Belly as well. Raw picks up Jesse again and locks in an abdominal stretch as the blood continues to flow from Jesse’s mouth. Sheena hits a well executed Dropsault taking down both men. Sheena grabs Jesse. Eddie grabs Raw. They look at each other and each go for a Stalling Suplex! Oh No! Both of them held them up too long and Jesse and Impact both land on their feet with a Reverse Neckbomb! Jesse and Impact exchange chops. Jesse’s chops seem to have a slight edge in velocity at this point but you can tell he is feeling Impact’s chops a lot worse at this point. Kneebreaker from Impact on Jesse. Impact tries to lock in the Ankle Lock but Jesse rolls him through and Impact walks straight into Sheena Michaels Twist of Fate! Sheena turns around and Eddie goes for a Suplex but she stays grounded and goes for a Facebuster but Eddie pushes her back and she walks into a Release German from Jesse! Jesse runs forward and nails a Running Black Hole Slam on Jesse! Jesse goes to Irish Whip Impact but Impact counters and sends Jesse spine first into the turnbuckle! Good God! Eddie from behind with a dropkick knocking Impact into Jesse as well. Sheena from behind slams Eddie in as well! All three men in the corner, the one female Sheena in the other looking for a Stinger Splash! All three men creep forward and oh my God! They try to FlapJack her over the top rope! OH MY F**KING GOD! SHE LANDED ON THE TOP ROPE! MOONSAULT TAKES OUT ALL THREE MEN! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Amazing! Sheena on the apron waits for the first two men to their feet. Raw is up first. Eddie a close second, but Eddie fell down again after seeing her. Jesse’s up now! Springboard Clothesline taking out both me….EDDIE WITH THE ROLL-UP TIGHTS! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEWWWW WNC PURE WRESTLING CHAMPION, EDDIE G!
TM: Eddie G was playing possum! He saw Sheena ready to strike and he fell back down and waited for her to take out the other two men and then he struck!
King: And he struck gold too!
(We go to an ad for WNC Revenge now available on DVD.)
WNC Brawl On The Strip
The WNC logo appears and fades.
Sounds of slot machines being used and upbeat ensemble music plays as we go through a video which shows us images of the Las Vegas Strip including a jousting show at Excalibur, an explosion at Treasure Island, a clown at Circus Circus, a roller coaster on the Stratusphere, a magician at an undisclosed location as well as images of Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, Celine Dion and Siegfred and Roy.
Voice Over: Welcome to Las Vegas, gambling capital of the world. Where fortunes are won and lost. But beyond the bright lights, lies a dark underground.
(Ominous music plays as we are taken through images of back alleys with litter, images of homeless people, boarded up homes, grafitti, a body being loaded into an ambulance, crime scene tape, a seedy gentleman’s club, a homeless man drinking out of a flask, a man with a bloody face who appears to have been in a fight and two seedy men exchanging money in a dark alley.)
Voice Over: Perhaps no single city is more appropriate for describing the human mind. For things are not always what they appear.
(We see sped up images of bright lights and entertainment on the strip but images of WNC action cut in and out.)
Voice Over: You can not judge a city by a single road, nor can you judge a human being by a single side of them.
(We flash by images of Kid Omen turning on Dimes, Compton attacking Kenua, Countdown and Becker brawling and Savannah assaulting RKO Sledge Angel before the images stop and the music ends and we go to a black screen. For a few seconds, brief flashes of static appear as a voice kicks in.)
Voice-Over: Tonight.
(We see a sped up image of an airplane landing at the Vegas airport and then of vehicles traveling down the strip before focusing in on the MGM Grand.)
Voice Over: At the world renowned MGM Grand Arena.
(We see images of famous boxing matches as well as concerts.)
Voice Over: The WNC presents, Brawl on the Strip!
(We head live inside the MGM Grand Arena as huge pyro goes off! Once the pyro subsides we see the entire stage is a back drop looking similar to Las Vegas’s strip. At the left of the stage we see a very large pyramid with a light shining up from it’s roof. We see a hotel resembling the Tropicana and Excalibur and another resembling the MGM grand. Further down we see a Caesar’s Place replica, a replica of the Mirage complete with a “volcano” at the front that live flames burn from inside, as well as a Treasure Island replica complete with a pirate ship. Even further down we see New York New York, Paris complete with an eifell tower, Circus Circus and the Stratusphere which nearly reaches the roof of the arena. One of the two side titan trons appears to be on the front of the MGM Grand and the other one is between Circus Circus and Paris. The entrance way to Caesar’s Palace marks the entrance complete with several statues and a replica rampway leading up beyond the titan tron. A large screen above it serves as the titan tron. The entire rampway towards the ring is also designed similar to that of Caesar’s Palace. A Fountain is near the side of the ramp. The Tropicana hotel has several palm trees and has a large stage set up mid way up it complete with additional palm trees and musical instruments.)
TM: Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome you live to the World Famous MGM Grand Arena in Beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, as the WNC presents Brawl on the Strip.
(We cut in to the announce tables which are set up like poker and black jack tables. The tech people are all dressed like dealers.)
TM: Good evening everyone, I’m Tim Moss alongside Larry “The King” Fowler and The Poacher! And folks, what a night we have planned for you!
Poacher: Oh absolutely, we just learned this week on WNC.Com that we will see the first Inferno match in WNC history. Not to mention a rematch of one of the best Woman’s title matches I’ve ever seen.
TM: Plus the World Title will be on the line as Matt Ackerman defend against Countdown.
King: AND, a Fatal Four Way for the WNC Pure Title. Jesse vacated the title this past week and it was originally set to be Sheena Michaels vs. Eddie G however we have learned that Jesse is ready to return and he has the opportunity to regain the belt. Plus, Raw Impact will now ALSO be added to the equation.
(Upbeat cabaret music plays. A Vegas style staircase emerges from one of the hotels lined with lights on either end of the stairs. Two large fans are at the top. Several scantilly clad girls dressed in flamingo suits move the fans and reveal the Wrestling God in a snazzy suit just as Bob Marley’s Hold You Down hits to big heat!)
DING DING DING!
Jillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from High Street, the Wrestling God!
TM: Well leave it to Wrestling God to over do something.
Poacher: Are you kidding me? The Man’s a genius. He looks spiffy in that suit.
King: Come on Poach. He looks like he’s coming out here to host a game show. I must say Jillian Marcia’s looking pretty hot tonight though.
Poacher: Obviously.
(Internationally Known by Supernatural hits to slightly less heat as Mr. Natural comes through the normal entrance way with Hannah Sung in tow.)
TM: Well no fancy gimmicks for Mr. Natural. He came to fight.
DING DING DING!
Natural and WG go for a tie-up. Natural knocks WG back and he leaves the ring. WG paces on the outside as Natural and the referee yell at him to get back in. WG gets back in on the count of seven and goes to work on Natural looking for a headbutt but Natural nails a Back Suplex. Natural stomps away on Wrestling God. Natural locks in an Arm Bar but WG manages to shake free. WG and Natural exchange punches and chops. WG now building momentum with a few back chops. A couple of European Uppercuts. Nice STO takedown. Gutwrench Suplex from WG!
TM: Well folks this is what I call a Hard-Hitting match!
WG goes for a Suplex but Natural elbows free and nails a stiff looking DDT. Natural picks up WG into a Modified Cobra Clutch. Natural using his arm for leveridge planting it firmly on WG’s face and gouging with it. The referee admonishes him. Natural lets WG go and gets a vicious elbow to the back of the head. What a cheap shot! Gutbuster from Natural now. Natural nails a Scoop Slam and goes for a Headlock. WG elbows free and nails a sickening Running Big Boot! WG nails a Full Nelson Slam. WG sets Natural up top looking for the Super Last Call. Hannah Sung in the ring. She tried to pull him down! WG gets off and walks over to her. Natural getting ready to jump off the turnbuckle. WG shoves Hannah Sung in front of him! Oh come on! Oh yeah, you’re a big man now! WHAT THE HELL? NATURAL JUMPED ANYWAYS AND HE TOOK OUT BOTH OF THEM!
TM: GOOD GOD! I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S MORE DESPICABLE! THE FACT THAT WG SHOVED A WOMAN IN FRONT OF HIM OR THE FACT THAT NATURAL STILL NAILED HER!
Natural picks up WG and throws him violently shoulder-first into the turnbuckle! Natural leaves him there and stomps away on him! Knees to that injured shoulder. Big time Arm Drag! Natural nails a vicious Spinning Suplex! Natural nails a Scoop Slam! Hannah Sung on the apron now. What the hell? She’s giving Natural a steel chair! Right in front of the ref! Natural explains to her he doesn’t need it! OH NO! WG From behind! But Natural moves and WG knocks Hannah Sung off the apron! WG pauses and looks down to check if she’s okay. WG turns around just in time for a clothesline from Natural but he ducked under and comes off the other turnbuckle! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Good God! WG holding his shoulder in pain though, I’m not sure he got all of that! WG goes for the cover after a minute or two. One. Two. NO! WG argues with the ref! WG tries to pick up Natural but he gets a thumb to the eyes. Natural goes for a Powerbomb but WG counters and tries to roll him up. WG gets knocked back into the referee who stumbles briefly. Natural now tries to nail a DDT but WG counters into a back body drop. WG stomping away at Natural now. WG using the ropes for leveredge and he stomps. Natural grabs his legs and goes for a roll-up. But WG holds onto the top rope! Wait a minute! Savannah with the Woman’s Title! She just cracked WG with it! Natural with the roll-up! One! Two! Three! Damn it!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Mr. Natural!
(We go to a commercial advertising the next WNC Pay Per View, Canadian Stampede. Live from the PNE Agrodome in Vancouver, British Columbia on Sunday, June 4th.)
TM: Well folks, Canadian Stampede comes to you on June 4th, just three weeks away. Beginning tomorrow night on WNC BeatDown, the first ever WNC Canada Cup tournament will kick off with 4 Quarter Finals matches live from the Thomas and Mack Center right here in Vegas. The week after we’re at the Arco Arena in Sacramento where we will see the other 4 Quarter Division finals matches. ON the 29th we’re at the MetroPark Arena in Billings where we will see the 4 Semi Division Finals. Then on the night of Canadian Stampede, we will see the 2 Semi-Finals and the Final.
Larry Fowler: Indeed and folks, we have the card for you now.
TM: That’s right. Tomorrow night, the first four Quarter Finals matches. Ty Langston vs. Kid Omen. Dimes vs. Kenua. Eddie G vs. Wrestling God. Raw Impact vs. Mr. Reality. Then the week after Mike Becker vs. Jesse. Scott Mann vs. Psycho Jester. Comptons Most Wanted vs. Sheena Michaels and The Destroyer vs. J-Master.
King: Absolutely. And we understand we will get our first look at the Canada Cup trophy tomorrow night.
TM: But right now, the WNC Hardcore Title is on the line as Ty Langston defends against X-Pac 360 and Cena 54. Now according to GM Charles Kennedy. Immediately following this match, the 24 hour rule will be reinstated.
DING DING DING!
Jillian: The following is a triple threat match and it is for the WNC Hardcore Title! Now in this match, there are NO disqualifcations and Falls Count Anywhere!
(Led Zeppelin’s Black Dog hits to mostly heat as Cena 54 jogs down the rampway and taunts the crowd.)
Introducing first, from Boston, Mass, Cena 54!
MAKE SOME NOISE!
X-PAC!
(Lil Troy’s Wanna be a Balla hits to a mixed reaction as huge green pyro shoots out from either side of the entrance way as X-Pac runs to the ring with Mr. Trashcan who is full of other assorted weapons.)
X-Pac 360 throws Mr. Trashcan over the ropes and weapons go everywhere as he runs in the ring. Cena 54 cracks him with a kendo stick!
(I’m Not Okay by My Chemical Romance hits to a big pop as Ty Langston runs out.)
DING DING DING!
Cena 54 is brutalizing X-Pac with a kendo stick in the rib area. Ty comes in and nails Cena 54 with a cookie sheet. Ty goes under the ring and grabs a plant and throws it in the ring and then grabs a stop sign and a Trash can with two chairs in it. Ty throws it all in the ring and gets in. He nails Cena 54 with the plant and then nails X-Pac with the trash can lid. Ty sets up the two chairs facing each other about a foot or so apart. He then places the Stop Sign on top of both chairs. He then sets the Trash Can upright on the Stop Sign. What the hell? Ty grabs a ladder and sets it up nearby. He grabs Cena 54 and pulls him up the ladder and dumps him head first into the stood up trash can. Ty then grabs another chair from the outside and climbs the turnbuckle. Cena 54 still hanging upside down in the trash can. Wait a minute. X-Pac just grabbed a chair and oh my God he just went up the other turnbuckle! Ty and X-Pac look at each other! OH MY GOD! DOUBLE VANTERMINATOR TO CENA 54 IN THE UPSIDE DOWN TRASHCAN! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! Cena 54 still in the trash can lands on the floor. Wait a minute! X-Pac just grabbed Ty Langston! OH MY GOD! X-FACTOR ONTO THE TRASH CAN THAT CENA 54 IS IN! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner and the NEW WNC Hardcore Champion, X-Pac 360!
TM: Amazing, X-Pac 360 wins the title!
(Suddenly Da Gangsta comes from out of the crowd and chases after X-Pac who runs back up the stage! But then Insane Gary Lang comes out through there! X-Pac jumps over the barricade and Lang and Da Gangsta hightail it after him. New York’s Most Wanted, Metal God, Dead Man and Bob are all joining the chase!)
(We go to a commercial advertising Yellowcard’s new album.)
DING DING DING!
The following is a Fatal Four Way match and it is for the WNC Pure Wrestling Title!
(Lights flicker and ominous music plays as the Pirate Ship begins to move closer to the entrance way. It stops just short of the entrance.)
BRINGGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
(Hot Stuff by Unknown Latin Band plays to a huge pop! The spotlight reveals Eddie G is at the wheel of the pirate ship. He then pulls a lever and the entire ships bounces up and down and the crowd goes insane!)
TM: WOW! Eddie’s got the damn pirate ship tricked out!
King: What awesome shocks!
(The ship stops and Eddie jumps down one floor and grabs onto a rope and swings down the remaining 10 feet and lands on the stage and salutes the crowd as the ship begins to move back into it’s original position.)
(Methodical Remix by Kerbstomper hits and Raw Impact runs down the ramp.)
(Born of Anger by Fozzy hits as Sheena Michaels comes down the ramp, pausing to pose for the crowd.)
(Set It Off Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to a huge pop as Jesse comes down the ramp.)
TM: The heart of a champion! He’s here despite being seriously injured at the hands of the newcomer Ant in ECWF!
Poacher: Oh of course! But let’s not forget, he’s not the champion! Haha! He vacated it!
DING DING DING!
TM: Remember folks first man to score a pinfall or submissions wins the match and the vacated pure title.
Raw looks at Sheena and the two of them pound away on Eddie and Jesse before knocking both men over the ropes. Sheena and Raw high five each other!
Poacher: What the hell?
TM: That is smart! Sheena and Raw know damn well that Jesse and Eddie are two of the three amigo’s so they are very smart to team up.
Suddenly Sheena turns her back on Raw and he nails a sickening German Suplex!
King: You spoke too soon, TM.
Raw hammering away on Sheena. He has her ina head lock! The referee in front trying to ask her if she gives. But he’s unintentionally blocking Raw’s view of Jesse and Eddie. Double standing dropkick! Good Lord! I don’t know who got the worst of that as Sheena was still in the headlock. Eddie picks up Raw and nails a few stiff rights before dumping him rather uncermoniously over the top rope! Eddie G and Jesse pick up Sheena Michaels and nail a Double Suplex! Eddie and Jesse double Irish Whip her into the ropes and wait for her to run back at them and they nail a double Back Body Drop to the outside where she lands on a staggering Raw Impact and both athletes crash to the floor! Jesse and Eddie go to shake hands but it seems like both men tried to make it into an Arm Wringer at the same time. Both men’s arms caught up here. Eddie with a kick to Jesse’s knee! Kick to the back of the knee. Eddie locks in an Edgecator! Jesse in serious jeopardy here. Raw Impact in to make the save as he knocks down Eddie with a nice clothesline. Sheena from behind with a Reverse Armbar Takedown on Raw. Sheena trying to lock in an Arm Bar submission but Raw keeps fighting loose and eventually he does a Back Sommersault to break free although Sheena still has the arm. Raw slams himself back first and nails a Modified Armbreaker! Raw now stomping away at her hand! Eddie tries to sneak up on Raw but he senses it and nails a very stiff right. Raw picks up Sheena now and nails a Modified Backbreaker! Swinging Neckbreaker now! Jesse comes up on Raw looking for an Eye of the Hurricane but Raw breaks free and Back Suplexes Jesse who lands extremely awkwardly on his back. Raw now grabs Eddie and slams him face first into the turnbuckle before tossing him violently on top of the steel steps! Sheena from behind goes for a Reverse DDT but Raw counters and nails an Inverted Stalling Suplex. Raw picks up Jesse who appears to be bleeding from the mouth.
King: I certainly hope he lost a tooth or something cuz otherwise he’s got internal injuries.
TM: Well after what Ant did to him in ECWF, Jesse should NOT be wrestling tonight, but I don’t think Jesse gives a damn about shoulds and should nots.
King: And it’s costing him here!
Raw nails a Stalling Vertical Suplex on Jesse. Letting all the blood rush to Jesse’s head before completing the slam. Raw is taking his time and physically disecting all three of his opponents. Raw grabs Sheena Michaels and nails a Fishermans Suplex into the bridge! Eddie is up top! Frog Splash onto the bridge knocking down both athletes! Eddie picks up Raw and nails the Three Amigo’s! Eddie signals for another Frog Splash. Eddie the only one in this match who is not a former Pure Champion. Sheena is up though. Running Neckbreaker off the top rope! Good Lord! Sheena hooks the leg! One! Two! Thre….NO! Raw barely managed to crawl over and break up the pinfall attempt by Sheena Michaels, the first female to ever hold the Pure Title. Sheena picks up the first ever Pure Champion in WNC Jesse and goes for a Belly to Belly Suplex. Jesse headbutts free and goes for a Brainbuster DDT. Sheena takes advantage of Jesse’s injured state and gets down easier than normal and nails a high knee to the ribs! Jesse winces in pain! Sheena off the ropes looking for a clothesline! Caught! Spinning Spinebuster by Jesse! Jesse can’t capitalize and he lays dormant for a moment before hooking the leg. One two and no! Jesse holds his ribs in pain. Raw comes over and nails an Olympic Slam. Nice Fallaway Slam now from Raw followed by an Overhead Belly to Belly. Eddie runs at him now and gets a Belly to Belly as well. Raw picks up Jesse again and locks in an abdominal stretch as the blood continues to flow from Jesse’s mouth. Sheena hits a well executed Dropsault taking down both men. Sheena grabs Jesse. Eddie grabs Raw. They look at each other and each go for a Stalling Suplex! Oh No! Both of them held them up too long and Jesse and Impact both land on their feet with a Reverse Neckbomb! Jesse and Impact exchange chops. Jesse’s chops seem to have a slight edge in velocity at this point but you can tell he is feeling Impact’s chops a lot worse at this point. Kneebreaker from Impact on Jesse. Impact tries to lock in the Ankle Lock but Jesse rolls him through and Impact walks straight into Sheena Michaels Twist of Fate! Sheena turns around and Eddie goes for a Suplex but she stays grounded and goes for a Facebuster but Eddie pushes her back and she walks into a Release German from Jesse! Jesse runs forward and nails a Running Black Hole Slam on Jesse! Jesse goes to Irish Whip Impact but Impact counters and sends Jesse spine first into the turnbuckle! Good God! Eddie from behind with a dropkick knocking Impact into Jesse as well. Sheena from behind slams Eddie in as well! All three men in the corner, the one female Sheena in the other looking for a Stinger Splash! All three men creep forward and oh my God! They try to FlapJack her over the top rope! OH MY F**KING GOD! SHE LANDED ON THE TOP ROPE! MOONSAULT TAKES OUT ALL THREE MEN! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Amazing! Sheena on the apron waits for the first two men to their feet. Raw is up first. Eddie a close second, but Eddie fell down again after seeing her. Jesse’s up now! Springboard Clothesline taking out both me….EDDIE WITH THE ROLL-UP TIGHTS! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEWWWW WNC PURE WRESTLING CHAMPION, EDDIE G!
TM: Eddie G was playing possum! He saw Sheena ready to strike and he fell back down and waited for her to take out the other two men and then he struck!
King: And he struck gold too!
(We go to an ad for WNC Revenge now available on DVD.)