WNC Wrestling Spectacle- Relive the Spectacle!

[Mike Jones]

WNC Wrestling Spectacle

We see a Disclaimer pop up: Warning: The following program is a televised live event. It may contain Coarse Language, Graphic Violence, Sexual Content and Mature Themes that may be innapropriate for some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

The screen cuts to an FBI Warning.

The WNC logo appears and fades as we head to ringside.

We go live inside Madison Square Garden and the house lights are on. A large black curtain is blocking the stage area. We see a caption in the upper-right corner of our screen: Live! Madison Square Garden. New York, NY.

The fans are quiet for the most part aside from idle chatter. The odd “Woooo!” is heard.

The arena goes completely dark and the fans pop huge!

An electric guitar begins playing a slow riff and the crowd cheers. The lights remain out except some camera flashes throughout the arena. The guitar continues it’s riff for about 45 seconds or so before MASSIVE pyro shoots out on the stage! Less than 2 seconds later, a full band kicks in and the lead singer who we recognize as Derryck Whibley from the band Sum 41 begins to shout: “All of us believe. That this is not up to you.The fact of the matter is, That it's up to me.”

The band continues to play and shouts out along with the crowd.

HEY! HEY! HEY!

Lights kick in revealing the rest of the band.

HEY! HEY! HEY!

Then the lead singer screams LET’S GO!

Even bigger pyro goes off and the gigantic words Sum 41 light up behind the stage as the band plays “No Reason”.

Throughout the song, more pyro goes off. Each band member gets a few close-ups and we realize they are all wearing WNC shirts. The lead singer Derryck is wearing a shirt that says Reality Check on the front, which we recognize as Mr. Reality Shane Warner’s brand new t-shirt. The bassist, Cone’s shirt has a picture of West Coast Wonder’s face on it. The guitarist, Dave’s shirt simply says Metal God. Finally, the drummer Steve-O’s shirt says No Nickname Needed obviously referencing Matt Ackerman.

At the conclusion of the final chorus, the band closes the song in the same way they do on the album and more pyro shoots out this time from the top of the titan-tron. Also, we see a wider shot of the arena which reveals confetti has also just fallen from the rafters in the audience.

We cut to a darkened room with a single spotlight shining on an empty chair. Fozzy’s The Way I am kicks in and during the opening we see Matt Ackerman, Scott Man, Modern Marvel, West Coast Wonder, Jesse and Jeremy Justice sitting in the chair with their heads facing the ground, seemingly in deep thought. Once the guitars and vocals kick in we see slightly more animated versions of WNC superstars such as Paul Bunyan, Metal God, Ty Langston, Mr. Natural, Canadian Destroyer, RKO Sledge Angel, Sheena Michaels, Jamie Hudson, Countdown, Mike Becker, Wrestling God, J-Master, Mr. Reality, Eddie G, Raw Impact and Kid Omen. When the verse kicks in we start seeing all the above superstars as well as others in the same room except there is no chair visible and there are dozens of strobe lights going off. We see brief images of Dead Man in a completely different room filled with smoke and Marvel who appears to be smiling sadisticly behind a chicken wire fence in the same room as before. We see brief snippets of in-ring action and entrances as well.

When the guitar solo plays we see exclusively in-ring action. We see footage of Mr. Reality hitting the Dead End on X-Pac 360, Matt Ackerman eliminating Paul Bunyan to win the battle royal at Hallowed Ground, Eddie G hitting the Frog Splash off a ladder, Metal God and Bad Gurl headbanging as pyro goes of en masse behind them, Mr. Natural and Canadian Destroyer’s arrival in the WNC, RKO Sledge Angel doing a brainbuster off the top rope onto the steel steps on Sheena Michaels, Dimes and Kid Omen hitting the KO Device on Jesse, Kid Omen using the wire-cutters to send Jesse flying off the titan tron into the stands, Countdown hitting Mike Becker with a car, X-Pac 360 nailing Mr. Reality with Mr. Trashcan, Compton clearing the ring of G-Unit, WCW hitting the bounce back on Raw Impact onto the barbed wire platform, Psycho Jester arriving at the Battle Royal, The Sadistic One hitting a spinebuster on Kid Omen, Ally Rogers nailing a Hurracanrana on RKO, Fake Marvel and Becker toss Compton off the Cell roof, Becker powerbombs J-Master through the cage, J-Master nails Eddie with the barbed wire chair, Raw Impact nails the Canadian Destroyer on Kid Omen, Modern Marvel nails the Concrete Sledge on Dead Man, Charles Kennedy powerbombing Harold Johnson through a bus, Dead Man throwing Bob through a window, Scott Mann nailing the S-5, Sheena Michaels hitting a bulldog on RKO off the Steel Cage, Ty Langston getting stuffed in a locker by Metal God, Jeremy Justice showing up at BeatDown, Wrestling God nails the Clothesline from Hell on WCW as he is going for the 619, Big Smoke appearing out of a pipe, Buzzed Bunny nailing the Sack Flap and Jesse nailing the River Valley Plunge on Raw Impact off the top of a ladder.

When the song concludes we cut to a graphic of New York City where the camera zooms through the streets at lightning fast speeds before entering an animated version of Madison Square Garden as a voiceover says, and now the WNC presents Wrestling Spectacle as Sum 41’s No Reason plays.

We head into the live arena and massive pyro shoots out from all four corners as well as the center of the ring. Streamer pyro’s shoot from the ceiling and loud flash-bang pyro goes off above the ring followed by more in-ring pyro and then pyro begins to shoot out on the ramp heading towards the stage before reaching the stage where a humongous display of fireworks shoots out from ALL directions and one last MASSIVELY LOUD AND HIGH FLAME PYRO goes off from the Titan-Tron roof as the camera circles the smoke-filled arena.

Tim Moss (even more excited than normally): LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, BOYS AND GIRLS FROM AROUND THE WORLD! WELCOME TO THE GRAND-DADDY OF THEM ALL! THE WNC’S BIGGEST PAY PER VIEW EVER! WRESTLING SPECTACLE! Good evening, everybody I’m Tim Moss alongside Larry the King Fowler and The Poacher. And guys, what a night we have for the WNC fans tonight.

King: Oh absolutely, TM. Look at all of them jam-packed here into Madison Square Garden.

(The camera slides past the front row where we recognize several celebrities.)

TM: Well folks, check it out. There’s Avril Lavigne!

Poacher: Yeah, I’ll bet you she’s here with her boyfriend from Sum 41.

King: Oh come on Poacher, why do you have to go and make things so complicated? She’s here for the wrestling!

Poacher: And hey look, there’s pro skateboarders Bam Margera, Chad Muska and Colt Cannon!

TM: And there’s some members of the New York Giants!

King: And there’s the band System of a Down!

Poacher: And there’s Three Days Grace!

King: Oh my gosh, TM. Look, it’s the Beastie Boys!

TM: Wait a minute, is that who I think it is?

King: Who the really short guy?

TM: Yes it is! It’s former ECW Champion, Tazz!

King: I wonder if he’s sitting on a booster seat.

TM: King, you’d better be glad he can’t hear you.

King: And look who’s with him, it’s Michael Cole and Brother Ray from Team 3D!

TM: And there’s another New York native, it’s Paul Schaffer from the Tonight Show with David Letterman!

Poacher: Let’s just hope 50 Cent’s not here. I don’t want to get shot.

King: 50 Cent? I might have some in my pocket.

Poacher: Oh ha ha very funny King.

MAKE SOME NOISE!
X-PAC!
(Pyro shoots out of the stage.)
(Wanna Be a Balla by Lil Troy hits to a mixed reaction.)

DING DING DING!

Jillian Marcia: Ladies and Gentleman, the following is the Cruiserweight Open where superstars can be eliminated by pinfall or submission and it is for the WNC Cruiserweight Championship of the World. Introducing first, the WNC Cruiserweight Championship of the World, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing 225 pounds, X-Pac 360!

(X-Pac gets in the ring and does his suck it thing as HUGE “x” pyro’s shoot out of the corners of the ring and big flames appear out of the turnbuckle.)

HEY HEY MAMA SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE
GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE
(Pyro goes off as John Cena and The TradeMarc’s Don’t Wanna F—k With Us hits to mostly heat.)

Jillian: And introducing the challengers. First, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing 224 pounds, Cena 54!

(Cena 54 tosses his jersey in the crowd and heads to the ring.)

(Grillz by Nelly featuring Paul Wall hits to mostly heat.)

And from New York City, weighing in at 210 pounds, Dimes!

TM: Well folks, Dimes has a shot at the Tag Title’s later on with Kid Omen. Kid Omen had the chance to sign up for this match, however, he missed the deadline as he had his hopes set on being in the Elimination Chamber match. Unfortunately Raw Impact ended those hopes this week on BeatDown.

(Theme from Austin Powers hits to a small pop.)
And from his Mom’s Basement, weighing 150 pounds, Bob!

(Lights go out. Smoke pours out of the stage where Sum 41 played earlier. A large crack pipe rises up from beneath the stage. Once the pipe is in place, a small platform rises to the top of the pipe revealing a shadowy figure who is wearing a New York Ranger’s Jersey.)

Man: NEW YORK CITY! ARE YO READY TO GET DOWN IN THIS BIZZLE!

(Crowd pops huge as the figure turns around and it’s SNOOP DOGG!)

(Snoop begins rapping the first verse of Ain’t Nuthing But A G Thang as smoke continues to pour out. Once he reaches the chorus, he stops for a moment.)

Snoop Dogg: WNC Wrestling Spashizzle! How about some rock in this biatch!

(Big pop!)

Snoop Dogg: Yo! From Snoop-tallica Productions! SUM 41!

(Crowd pops huge as Sum 41 appear on stage again and begin playing Metallica’s Sad But True. Snoop raps along to the verse with help from Sum 41. After the verse and the chorus, Sum 41 do a guitar and drum solo and then they start playing a rock version of Snoop Dogg’s Drop It Like It’s Hot! During the chorus, the platform raises again and this time it’s Big Smoke! Big Smoke climbs down and he and Snoop embrace! Then Sum 41 goes into another prolonged guitar and drum solo and Big Smoke and Snoop together pretend to take a puff as MASSIVE FLAMES SHOOT OUT OF THE PIPE!)

(Lights come back on and the crowd is going nuts as Big Smoke runs to the ring.)

DING DING DING! X-Pac immediately goes after Dimes and Big Smoke locks up with Bob. Big Smoke pummels Bob and throws him into the corner! Cena knocks X-Pac down and he stomps at him. Dimes and Cena double team X-Pac and he rolls out of the ring. Suddenly Dimes shoves Cena over the top rope but he lands on the apron! Cena hits some elbows and then drops Dimes neck-first on the ropes! He falls back! Cena gets off the apron and grabs X-Pac but he hits a chop! X-Pac launches Cena into the side of the ring! Cena collapses as Big Smoke keeps on beating up Bob. And Big Smoke with an uppercut to Bob! Bob falls in the corner and Big Smoke chokes him with his boot! And Dimes attacks Big Smoke from behind! Big Smoke turns around and knocks Dimes to the ground! Big Smoke grabs Dimes and hits a powerslam! Back at ringside, X-Pac boots Cena in the face! He slides Cena back into the ring and lands a catapult senton. X-Pac with an early cover! One! No! Only a one count! X-Pac gets back to his feet and Big Smoke hits a clothesline on him! Big Smoke then hits a clothesline on Bob! Big Smoke is dominating early in this match and he headbutts Dimes to the ground. Cena is trying to get to his feet and he does. Big Smoke swings and misses, Cena with a dropkick to the back! Cena now kicking at Big Smoke, he drags him to his feet and whips him across the ring. Big Smoke comes back with a tiltawhirl headscissors takedown! Big Smoke goes for the cover and X-Pac breaks it up! X-Pac with kicks to the back of Big Smoke! Big Smoke gets up and a right hand to X-Pac. Big Smoke with another right hand, trying to take X-Pac down but Dimes hits a spear to the back! X-Pac falls out of the ring but he holds on to the ropes. Dimes quickly gets a back suplex and covers Big Smoke! One! Two! Kick out! Dimes with an uppercut now as he corners Big Smoke and Big Smoke pushes him away. Dimes runs at him but Big Smoke nails a thrust kick! Dimes falls back and Bob! Bob with the cover! He could steal this one! One! Two! Big Smoke stops it! And Cena is getting up on the other side of the ring, he runs at Big Smoke but Big Smoke back body drops him! Cena lands and crotches himself on the top rope! Big Smoke kicks Bob again and he jumps onto the top rope with Cena! Oh no! This could be a superplex! X-Pac on the apron! He is on the top rope as well! He and Big Smoke have Cena! Double Superplex! Oh my goodness a double superplex to Cena and he is down! Everyone is down but Bob! Bob is to his feet and the crowd is cheering him on. Can he do it? Bob goes to the top… He looks around… And he flies off and hits a leg drop from the top to perfection! On Cena! The cover! One! Two! NO! Broken up by Dimes! Dimes just stopped Cena from getting eliminated! Dimes has Bob, DDT! One! Two! Shoulder up! Bob is tired after hitting his leg drop and then getting DDT’ed. Dimes stands up and he hits his own leg drop on Bob. Dimes drags Bob up and gets a backbreaker. Big Smoke gets up and Dimes throws him into the turnbuckles! Dimes runs up and enzuigiri to the back of the head! Schoolboy roll up! One! Two! No! Kickout! Cena is somehow getting up now and he punches X-Pac. X-Pac nails Cena with a right hand and then another one. X-Pac bounces off the ropes and knocks Cena down. X-Pac goes off the ropes again and jumps over Cena. Both men bounce off the ropes and Bob back body drops X-Pac into Cena! X-Pac takes Cena down! One! Two! Bob stops the count just in time and he stomps on X-Pac. Bob sees Dimes in control of Big Smoke and he kicks him in the jaw. Big Smoke falls back and Bob whips him but Big Smoke reverses. Bob goes off the ropes and Big Smoke catches him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Big Smoke whips Dimes into the ropes and he gives him an inverted atomic drop. And there’s a clothesline to Dimes! Big Smoke goes over to X-Pac but X-Pac kicks him in the gut and slams his head off the turnbuckle. X-Pac lifts Big Smoke in a fireman’s carry and drops him with a Samoan drop! One! Two! Kickout! X-Pac gets Cena up and he hits a Samoan drop on Cena on top of Big Smoke! X-Pac with the cover! He could have a double elimination! One! Two! Dimes with a dropkick to X-Pac! Dimes goes to the top rope looking for a moonsault but X-Pac gets under him and goes for an electric chair drop. Dimes with a victory roll! One! Two! And another kickout! Big Smoke shoves Cena off of him and slowly gets up. Dimes locks in a headscissors on X-Pac, going for the submission victory and Bob stops Big Smoke from interfering. Bob punches Big Smoke and Big Smoke walks right into a drop toe hold! Bob with a split legged moonsault off the top rope! He covers Big Smoke! One! Two! Ohhh shoulder up at the last second. X-Pac is struggling to get out of the headscissors and he manages to get on his front. He rolls Dimes up and his shoulders are down. One! Two! Dimes gets out of it! Cena is back to his feet and all men are up now. Cena goes for a flying forearm off the ropes but Bob gets a high knee! Cena is hurt and Bob drags him into the middle of the ring. Bob goes off the ropes and gets an elbow drop but suddenly Big Smoke picks him up and throws him front-first onto the turnbuckles! Big Smoke kicks Bob in the ass and then puts him on the top rope! Bob tries to elbow out but Big Smoke is relentless and he grabs him! SUPER CRACK DROP! Bob is down! Big Smoke has the cover! One! Two! Three!
Announcer: Bob has been eliminated!

Big Smoke is down and the rest of the wrestlers are brawling. Dimes and X-Pac are trading punches and Cena is kicking at them. Dimes and X-Pac both chop Cena down and then they lock in a double team boston crab! That’s painful! Cena is about to tap but he grabs the bottom rope! Dimes and X-Pac let go and X-Pac pokes Dimes in the eye! X-Pac with a kick to the shins and then a DDT! X-Pac gets Cena to his feet and whips him into the ropes. X-Pac ducks down and Cena bounces off the other ropes, X-Pac with a spinning heel kick! X-Pac grabs Cena, runs up the ropes and executes a Shiranui! One! Two! Dimes breaks it up! Dimes picks X-Pac up and hits a suplex. Dimes goes to the apron and he goes for a springboard move but Big Smoke hits the ropes and Dimes crotches himself on the top rope! He falls down and Big Smoke takes him and suplexes him onto the turnbuckles! Big Smoke is a master of the suplex and he just used it to his advantage right there. Big Smoke goes to the top with Dimes and prepares for a super back suplex but X-Pac attacks him from behind. X-Pac takes Big Smoke and shoves him off the top rope! Big Smoke lands hard on the outside! X-Pac goes to the top with Dimes and he tries for a super X-Factor but Dimes pushes him off. X-Pac gets back up and Dimes gets a missile dropkick on him! X-Pac slowly gets back up and Cena with a roll up! One! Two! Kick out! Cena stands up and goes for the Five Knuckle Shuffle but X-Pac kicks him in the gut! X-Factor! The pin! One! Two! Three! X-Pac stands back up and he has a smile on his face.
Announcer: Cena 54 has been eliminated!

Now there are only three men left and X-Pac is in control of this matchup. He picks Dimes up and whips him hard into the ropes! Spinning heel kick again! X-Pac shoves Dimes into the corner and he walks over to the opposite corner. X-Pac runs and goes for the Bronco Buster but Dimes moves out of the way! X-Pac misses! He nearly hits the steel post but he stopped short. Dimes stomps him and he lands a knee drop. Dimes goes to the second rope and he hits a leg drop. Dimes picks X-Pac up and he puts him in a tree of woe position. Suddenly Big Smoke appears on the apron and Dimes runs at him but he gets back body dropped over the top rope! He falls on the hard concrete! Big Smoke is still there on the apron and X-Pac is still there in the tree of woe! The crowd cheers as Big Smoke springboards and connects with a dropkick to X-Pac! Big Smoke back to his feet and he is looking for the finish! X-Pac stands back up and Big Smoke goes for the Crack Drop but X-Pac lands on his feet! Inverted DDT! Big Smoke is down and X-Pac heads to the top! Oh no! Dimes! Dimes shoves X-Pac off! Splash! X-Pac gets his knees up! Dimes screams in pain! X-Pac gets back up and he throws Dimes out of the ring. X-Pac turns around and Big Smoke whips him but X-Pac reverses and throws Big Smoke out of the ring as well! X-Pac is in the ring and he bounces off the ropes and jumps over the top rope! 630 splash to the outside onto Big Smoke and Dimes! *crowd: Holy Shit! Holy shit!* The three men lie still for a few minutes as they recover. X-Pac is the first up and he hits some forearms to Dimes. He whips Dimes back into the ring and heads after him but Big Smoke grabs his leg and X-Pac looks back and bends down. Big Smoke suddenly puffs some substance into X-Pac’s face! What was that? He has a bag of drugs! He stashes the drags back in his pants and the ref didn’t see it! X-Pac is intoxicated! Big Smoke whips X-Pac back into the ring and he goes to the top! Wheed Whacker! That five-star frog splash! On X-Pac! This is over! One! Two! Dimes breaks it up! Dammit! Big Smoke had the victory there but Dimes had to break it up! Dimes hits a Michinoku Driver on Big Smoke! One! Two! Thre- Kickout! How did Big Smoke kick out of that? Dimes sure doesn’t know, as he is pounding the mat in frustration. Dimes pulls Big Smoke to his feet and punches him. Big Smoke punches him back and we have a fight going on here. Both men trade punches and Dimes whips Big Smoke across the ring but he comes back with a shoulder block! Big Smoke goes off the ropes again and Dimes with a monkey flip! Big Smoke lands hard and Dimes is back up and whips him but Big Smoke reverses and wrenches his arm. Clothesline to the back of the head! Big Smoke now gets back up and he stalks Dimes. Dimes is up and Big Smoke goes for his bag of drugs but Dimes sees it and he ducks. Big Smoke blows the drugs into the ref’s eyes! Big Smoke sees what he did and then tries to fix it by blowing the drugs into Dimes’ face but he escapes. Dimes stumbles away and Big Smoke runs at him and knocks him down with the bag of drugs! Big Smoke stashes the drugs back in his pants and he grabs Dimes! 420 Alarm Clock! The pedigree! The ref is still blind but he gets close and he counts it! One! Two! Three!
Announcer: Dimes has been eliminated!

Now there are only two men left, X-Pac and Big Smoke. X-Pac is still down after that Weed Whacker move Big Smoke pulled out. Big Smoke walks over to X-Pac and he hits a full nelson slam! Big Smoke bounces off the ropes and gets a crossbody splash on X-Pac. One! Two! Kick out! X-Pac is exhausted and Big Smoke chops him! Big Smoke chops him again and again and whips him across the ring. Big Smoke goes for a dropkick but he misses as X-Pac holds onto the ropes. X-Pac quickly goes for a Lionsault but Big Smoke moves and X-Pac lands on his feet. X-Pac wrenches Big Smoke’s arm and he goes to the top rope! This could be a tightrope walk into some kind of a move, what could we see here? X-Pac jumps off and gets a huracanrana! Huracanrana on Big Smoke! X-Pac is rolling! X-Pac grabs Big Smoke and hits a suplex! He holds on and hits another! X-Pac shoves Big Smoke into the corner and he runs and hits the Bronco Buster! X-Pac hits his signature move! X-Pac goes for the Diamond Cutter but Big Smoke pushes him off! Crack Drop! No! X-Pac reverses! He goes for an inverted DDT again but Big Smoke reverses that, Northern Lights Suplex! Big Smoke goes and bounces off the ropes! Baseball slide! He picks X-Pac up and hits the Crack Drop! His finishing maneuver! This is over! ONE! TWO! NO! NO! X-PAC KICKS OUT! X-Pac just kicked out of Big Smoke’s finishing move, the Crack Drop! Now Big Smoke looks desperate and he goes to the top rope for what seems to be the last time! Big Smoke stands up tall and he goes for a shooting star press but X-Pac moves! Big Smoke lands on his feet! He turns around and X-Pac goes for a diamond cutter but Big Smoke shoves him off and into the ropes, spin kick! Big Smoke jumps up to the top rope again and goes for the shooting star press! NO! X-PAC REVERSES THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS INTO A PEDIGREE! X-Pac has just reversed the shooting star press! X-Pac heads to the top for a move of his own! This match has been amazing from the start and now X-Pac is looking to finish it! Shooting Star Press from X-Pac! He lands it! One! Two! Three!

DING DING DING!

Jillian Marcia: Here is your winner, and still WNC Cruiserweight Champion, X-Pac!

(X-Pac gets up and celebrates with his title as he has retained it against four other men. Big Smoke is still down and the ref checks on him as we go to a video package of the Jesse- J-Master feud.)

[Mike Jones]

(After the promo we come back to ringside.)

TM: Well folks in just a few moments, we are going to head live to the Home Depot in Manhattan for the first fall of the Jesse vs. J-Master match. Right now, we’re gonna take a look at the rules.

(A rules screen pops up. The Home Depot logo is also there along with a website and copyright logo.)

Home Depot Match Rules
1. Anything inside the Home Depot store is legal.
2. The Only way to win is by escaping the Home Depot through the front doors and your opponent MUST be incapaticated at that time.

(We head live to the Home Depot where referee Ryan Webner is standing between Jesse and J-Master. He has a microphone and announces the match. Thanks to microphone technology we can still hear our commentary team as well as the fans.)

Ryan: Ladies and Gentleman, the following is the first fall in the Best 2 out of 3 falls match and it is a Home Depot match. Standing to my left, weighing 230 pounds from Aotearoa, New Zealand, J-Master!

(Crowd boo’s.)

And his opponent to my right, from Edmonton, Alberta, weighing 245 pounds, Jesse!

(Crowd Cheers.)

(The referee grabs a hammer and nails the fire bell and this match is underway!)

Right off the bat J-Master grabs a flower pot and smashes it over Jesse’s skull as soil and broken glass go everywhere. J-Master then shoves the ref and grabs the fire bell and cracks Jesse over the head with it. J-Master tries to use the fire bell again but Jesse low blows him! Jesse grabs a toilet seat and smashes it over J-Master’s head before using it as a guillotine! Jesse then irish whip’s him into a large pile of boxes. Jesse climbs up onto the second shelf! WOW! He just dove onto J-Master and those boxes went everywhere! Jesse tips over one of the boxes and it’s full of thumb tacks! Jesse picks up J-Master looking for a Piledriver but he gets Back Body Dropped onto the tacks! J-Master grabs a box and nails Jesse with it and several screws fall out of it! J-Master finds a cheese grater and begins to use it on Jesse’s face and he’s been busted open already! J-Master now with a suplex onto the concrete! J-Master grabs a garden rake and cracks it across Jesse’s back! And now he’s literally raking his back! J-Master grabs something! Oh my God! It’s a friggin powerdrill! Jesse kicks him in the balls! Thank God! Jesse see’s a shopping cart! He grabs J-Master and suplexes him into the cart! Then he pushes it hard and it goes crashing through a bunch of shelves! Jesse goes away for a second and comes back with a shovel! He digs it into J-Masters back and then goes to hit it but J-Master rolls out of the way and momentarily blinds Jesse with a laser pointer! J-Master grabs something! Oh Good God! It’s Sandpaper! He’s rubbing it vigorously on Jesse’s open wound! Good Lord! J-Master then throws Jesse down face first! J-Master grabs the shopping cart and lifts it over his head and slams it down on Jesse’s back! J-Master then smashes Jesse face first into a Fire Extinguisher holder. He then grabs the hose and begins to choke Jesse with it. He let’s go and dissapears for a moment! Jesse slowly to his feet! Oh my God! J-Master barely missed him with the forklift! Jesse grabs a wooden folding chair and smashes it across J-Masters back and wood shards go everywhere! Jesse now has some rope! He ties J-Masters ankle up! He ties the other end to the back of the forklift! Oh no! Jesse’s driving the forkliftt and J-Master is being dragged! Jesse gives up after a minute and begins to stomp away at J-Master’s ankle before untying it. Jesse grabs a Trash Can and a lid. He smashes the lid over J-Masters skull with a sickening thud! Then he nails J-Master with the trash can and dents it before sticking it on J-Master’s head and then rolling him into a pile of boxes! Jesse grabs the fire extinguisher and sprays the chemicals all over J-Master before nailing him in the crotch with the extinguisher! Good God! Jesse now grabs a screwdriver and begins stabbing J-Master’s forehead with it! J-Master is bleeding now! Jesse drags J-Master over to one of the cashier tills and smashes his head against the till so hard that it pops open! Jesse grabs a few quarters and sticks them in the nearby pop machine and purchases a Diet Coke. He drinks about half of the can before pouring the rest on J-Master and throwing the can right at his face! Jesse grabs a stretcher off one of the posts and nails J-Master with it before strapping him to it! He then slams the stretcher back first into the pole and drops J-Master on his head! Jesse then unstraps J-Master and tosses him over the counter at the Harvey’s restaurant! Jesse grabs a spatula and smacks J-Master over the face with it! Jesse goes into a mini fridge and pulls out a handful of Raw meat and begins trying to stuff it down J-Master’s throat! J-Master manages to grab a pencil off the floor and he stabs Jesse in the eye with it! J-Master then grabs a thing of coffee and pours it all over Jesse and we see lots of steam escaping as Jesse screams in pain! J-Master then grabs a mop bucket which looks like it hasn’t been changed for days. He grabs the mop and begins stuffing it in Jesse’s face before breaking the mop over his back! J-Master grabs a metal fork and tries to stick it up Jesse’s nose but he hits a low blow! Jesse tries to Irish Whip J-Master back towards the store but J-Master reverses and sends Jesse toppling over a chain that says USE NEXT TILL. Jesse landed hard on his back. J-Master then knocks a shelf full of gum, chocolate bars and magazines down onto Jesse! J-Master then yanks off the USE NEXT TILL chain and whips Jesse with it! He then wraps it around his fist and nails a few stiff right hands! He then throws Jesse over the counter at the Harvey’s again! J-Master sets Jesse’s leg in the oven and slams the door on it several times before disappearing for a moment! He comes back with a microwave and he smashes it across Jesse’s head! J-Master grabs a keyboard from the Harvey’s managers office and smashes it across Jesse’s face as keys fly everywhere! J-Master goes to nail Jesse with it again but he nails a low blow! Jesse grabs the mouse ball out of the mouse and hucks it at J-Master nailing him square in the nose! Jesse grabs a thing of whipped cream out of the fridge and sprays it up J-Master’s nostril! Jesse then grabs the phone and begins to talk before yelling “It’s for you!” and cracking it over J-Master’s skull! Jesse then picks him up and throws him face first through a glass window into the kitchen! Jesse begins hurling drinking glasses at him and some hit him! Jesse grabs an umbrella out of an open locker and smacks J-Master with it! He goes to do it again but J-Master throws salt in his eyes! J-Master then shoves Jesse into a large box of tools! J-Master grabs the wrench and nails Jesse with it! Now he’s trying to get his ear with the pliars! He just stabbed him in the eye with that screwdriver! J-Master grabs a set of keys and stabs Jesse with them. He goes to rgab something else but Jesse Drop Toe Holds him onto one of the counter tops. Jesse then grabs a bottle of hot sauce and pours it down J-Master’s mouth! J-Master gags as Jesse dissapears! J-Master sits up and suddenly a tomato goes whizzing past his head! And another! OH GOD! That one smoked him in the face! Jesse is hurling a box of tomatoes! Jesse grabs one takes a bite out of it and then spits it in his face. I think I’ve seen that done before somwhere, but I can’t be sure. Jesse then hurls a glass plate like a frisbee and it narrowly misses J-Master. Jesse throws J-Master into the girls bathroom and ducks into the Janitor’s closet! He comes out with a plunger and he uses it on J-Master’s face! Jesse throws J-Master back towards the till’s. He nails J-Master with a pylon! Jesse then slams J-Master into a wall near the manager’s office and the wall dents! OH MY GOD! SPEAR! SPEAR THROUGH THE DRYWALL! Jesse sets J-Master on the spinning chair and spins it around rapidly before letting go sending J-Master crashing into a desk and landing hard on his tailbone! Jesse picks up J-Master! OH MY GOD! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER THROUGH THAT TABLE! Jesse dissapears for a moment and comes back with a pop from Harvey’s. He drinks a bit and smashes it on J-Master’s face and then jabs him with the straw! Jesse throws back outside of the office and then goes to toss him into a shopping cart. Jesse pauses for a second and walks away. He comes back with a bottle of WD40 and sprays the cart’s wheels. THAT WAS A MISTAKE! J-Master nailed him with a pipe! J-Master then throws Jesse through another set of drywall into the break room! J-Master sets Jesse up on a table and then climbs on top of the vending machine! Jesse gets up and grabs a purse and throws a make-up mirror at J-Master. It gets him in the face and he almost falls off the machine. Jesse climbs up the machine! OH MY GOD! SUPER ANGLE SLAM OFF THE VENDING MACHINE THROUGH THE TABLE! After a few minutes, Jesse stands on a different table and grabs on to the ceiling fan and yanks it out of the ceiling letting it and several pieces of the roof fall on to J-Master! ELBOW DROP OFF THE TABLE BY JESSE! Jesse tries to whip J-Master out of the room but J-Master hits a snake eyes onto a garbage can! J-Master yanks a coat off the wall and begins to choke Jesse with the coat hanger before jabbing it at his face! J-Master then slabs Jesse back through the rest of the drywall and he drags him over to a wall inside the store where he sits Jesse down. J-Master grabs the shopping cart and wheels it at Jesse and it nails him! Good God! Jesse just got pinned between that cart and the concrete wall! J-Master throws a bunch of boxes out of the way and grabs Jesse and brings him into a wooden platform! Oh my God! PILEDRIVER! J-Master then grabs a plastic bag from the checkout and tries to suffocate Jesse with it! The ref literally pleads with him to stop and eventually he does and Jesse is nearly unconcious! J-Master smashes a 2x4 into a glass case but Jesse nails him on the back of his knee with a kendo stick! What’s that? Oh my God! Jesse’s got a paintball gun! He loads it up and fires shots at J-Master! Good God! He then throws the gun away and grabs a pot of cofee from what appears to be another break room and he smashes it across J-Master’s face! Blood, hot cofee and glass fly everywhere! Jesse then searches a coat pocket as if looking for a wallet! Instead he finds a stick of deodorant Jesse applies some to his underarm and then rubs it all over J-Master’s face and even tries top shove it down his throat! But J-Master grabs a wood shard from the platform he piledrove Jesse on and stabs him with it! J-Master grabs a cutting board and smashes it over Jesse’s face! J-Master goes back into the cabinet and grabs a PELLET GUN! He shoots Jesse in the leg twice! GOOD GOD! J-Master then grabs a Sledgehammer from the shelf and nails Jesse in the back with it! He then lifts it above his leg and tries to swing it down on Jesse’s ribs but luckily Jesse kicks him in the nuts soccer style! Jesse grabs a piece of metal and tries to nail J-Master but he ducks! J-Master then grabs a pipe and begins choing Jesse! J-Master gets what looks like a police baton out of the cabinet and clobbers Jesse with it on his knees! J-Master then grabs a shard of glass off the floor and stabs Jesse’s arm with it! J-Master now has a bird house full of bird feed and he cracks that over Jesse’s head! Now he’s got a metal hook! Good God! He’s trying to fish hook him with that metal hook! Jesse fights free with a hard elbow but J-Master grabs him and Powerbombs him onto a nearby bottom shelf which dents on impact! J-Master then picks Jesse up again and powerbombs him into the shopping cart and the impact flips the cart causing Jesse to land hard on his tailbone. What the hell has J-Master got now? Oh my God! It’s a nail gun! He just shot Jesse’s finger with it! J-Master grabs a framed picture off the wall and smashes it over Jesse’s head! J-Master then powerbombs Jesse into a nearby Baby Crib which crumbles on impact! J-Master slingshots Jesse into the wall and he went face first into the thermostat! J-Master grabs something! Oh my! It’s a sparkler! He lights it and now he’s rubbing it on Jesse’s forehead! Oh no! Now he has a barbeque lighter! Good God! He’s trying to singe Jesse’s eyebrows! But Jesse drop toe holds him onto the top of a Photocopier/ Fax machine! He slams the lid down repeatedly! He then holds it down and pushes the button! He then grabs a stamp and stamps FAXED on J-Master’s forehead! Jesse just broke a tennis racket over J-Master’s head! Jesse grabs a large bag of soil! He just Rock Bottomed the soil onto J-Master! Now he’s choking him with measuring tape! But J-Master just nailed him with a ruler! J-Master grabs an inventory binder and rips it out of the wall as papers fly everywhere! Good God! He’s pinching Jesse’s forehead with the insides of the binder! Now he’s trying to give him a paper cut on his lower lip! Oh God! Now he has a can opener! He’s trying to slice Jesse open even more! But Jesse hit him with a frying pan! And again! Jesse then tosses J-Master into a shelf and begins crawling up a set of stairs onto a 30 foot high platform! He gets about midway up and J-Master grabs his leg and Jesse kicks it and J-Master tumbles seven or eight feet worth of stairs! Jesse has cleared the first set of stairs and there’s a mini platform there about fifteen feet up! J-Master climbs up there and these two men are duking it out! Oh no! Jesse grabs J-Master! He looks down and there’s a trampoline beneath them! ROCK BOTTOM FROM JESSE ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE AND BOTH MEN GO FLYING INTO A STACK OF BOXES! After a few minutes Jesse spears J-Master into a metal pole! Jesse then goes to a discount bin filled with DVD’s. He grabs one and begins to open it, however realizes it is Scarface so he decides to stick it in a nearby shopping cart! He pulls out another one! Cool Runnings! He grabs the disc and hurls it at J-Master! And another? Batman Returns! Yeah, that one’s gonna get tossed! Ow! He hit him right in the forehead! Jesse then has a better idea and grabs J-Master and tosses him into the gigantic discount bin! Jesse dissapears however soon we hear beeping and he’s brought the fork lift! Jesse gets out and climbs onto the roof of the fork lift! Good God! He must be 10 feet off the ground! OH MY GOD! ELBOW DROP INTO THE DISCOUNT DVD BIN WHICH BREAKS AND DVD’S GO EVERYWHERE! After another minute or two Jesse wobbles over and finds a Vaccum Cleaner! He plugs it in and he’s trying to use it on J-Master’s privates! OH MY GOD! Jesse picks up J-Master and tries to Irish Whip him but J-Master hits a boot to the midsection! J-Master throws Jesse into a wall and grabs a hammer and nail! He’s trying to nail Jesse’s finger to the wall! But Jesse hits a few headbutts and gets free! Jesse Irish Whips him into a shower booth which he then tips over! Jesse then grabs a bag of soil and pours it on J-Master! Jesse picks up J-Master and nails a Reverse Atomic Drop onto a railing! Ouch! Jesse dissapears and returns to nail J-Master over the top of the skull with a hockey stick! He grabs a metal chain and wraps it around his fist before punching several times! He then uses it as a whip on J-Masters back and tries to choke him out! Jesse then tosses J-Master into a shelf face first near several glass frames standing upright! Oh no! Jesse picks up J-Master and BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BUT THE GLASS DOESN’T BREAK! ANOTHER ONE! A THIRD AND THIS TIME IT DOES BREAK SENDING GLASS EVERYWHERE! Jesse powerbombs J-Master onto a wooden deck chair! But the chair only cracks! He goes to do it again but J-Master nails a thumb to the eyes and powerslams him on top of all the broken glass! Good God! J-Master grabs a fire hose and uses it as a whip on Jesse’s back! J-Master pauses for a moment but Jesse is up and he gore’s him through a table that was leaning against a shelf! Jesse picks up a flueorescent light bulb and goes to nail J-Master but he moves and it shatters against the shelf! Glass goes everywhere! J-Master then sprays Jesse with an aerosol can of some sorts. J-Master grabs the ladder and nails Jesse in the rib cage with it! J-Master sets it up! Oh my! That ladder is almost thirty feet high! Jesse pushes the ladder and J-Master lands on the top shelf! Good God! He’s like twenty five feet in the air on that top shelf! J-Master is challenging Jesse to come up there! Jesse climbs his way up! Jesse tries to powerbomb J-Master all the way to the floor but he back body drops him! J-Master then picks up Jesse and OH MY GOD! CHOKESLAM ONTO THOSE BAGS OF FERTILIZER! GOOD GOD! THAT WAS ALMOST TWENTY FIVE FEET HE FELL! Several fertilizer bags explode on impact! Oh no! J-MASTER! ELBOW DROP FROM 25 FEET! But Jesse moved! After a few minutes Jesse slams J-Master onto the pavement and throws him towards the shelf! He then sets another ladder over top of J-Master’s throat and against the shelf! Jesse climbs up about 6 or 7 feet and then does a ladder slide and comes down feet first on J-Master’s ribs! GOOD GOD! Jesse throws J-Master towards that 30 foot platform! He yanks him up the stairs! Jesse grabs a couple of tables from a mini storage closet up there! He sets up four in total and puts J-Master on the top two! He then glances up! I DON’T THINK HE CAN GO MUCH HIGHER! OH MY GOD! THE SECURITY OFFICE! Jesse climbs down the stairs and then goes into the second break room and kicks down a door and climbs a large stairwell until he’s up in the security office! He looks through the windows! Good God! He grabs a chair and THROWS IT THROUGH THE WINDOW! We see from the other angle the chair miss the platform and go straight to the floor where it breaks into pieces! Good God! That must’ve been 50 feet! Now Jesse carefully climbs up on to the desk and prepares to JUMP??? WHAT THE HELL? Wait a minute! Where’s J-Master! OH MY GOD! J-Master is behind Jesse! J-Master tries to push Jesse but he holds on! Oh no! Jesse grabs J-Master! OH MY GOD! HE’S TRYING TO BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX HIM! J-Master headbutts loose! OH MY GOD! J-MASTER! NO! DON’T DO IT! J-MASTER WITH A F**KING SIDE EFFECT! HOLY F**K! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLES ON THE PLATFORM! OH MY F**KING GOD! THE PLATFORM GAVE WAY AND COLLAPSED AND BOTH MEN GO FLYING ANOTHER THIRTY FEET DOWN THROUGH A SHIT LOAD OF F**KING BOXES! OH MY F**KING GOD! GOOD GOD! THERE IS NO MOVEMENT!

After about five minutes of replays we see J-Master crawl out the front door all bloodied and broken. Barely able to move! Several EMT’s immediately rush up to him and dozens more rush into the building to find Jesse as we return to ringside at MSG where the crowd is on their feet applauding the match!

TM: Well folks, I’m no expert, but I think it’s safe to say we aren’t going to be having a second or third fall in this match! Of course, the barbed wire IS set up but obviously considering the shape both men are in, that won’t be happening.

We head back to the scene and see J-Master being loaded into an ambulance which drives off. We see highlights of the match for approximately five minutes before seeing Jesse being loaded into a second ambulance which also drives off!

[Mike Jones]

We go to a brief Don’t Try This At Home spot before continuing on to a WNC Merchandise promo and then we come back to ringside and it’s obvious our announcers are waiting for the C.E.O. or someone to make an exectuive decision or a replacement match.

We head to another highlight package before Eric Carsons is live backstage. Before he can talk however, an ambulance pulls up!

We go back to ringside and our announce team are just as confused as we are.

(Truth by Seether hits to a huge pop!)

TM: WHAT IN THE HELL?? OH MY GOD!

(J-Master limps his way down to the ring. It appears that the EMT’s were able to stop most of the bleeding on the ambulance but he’s still covered in dry blood and actually collapses once on the way to the ring. J-Master cautiously crawls in the ring aware of the ominous barbed wire which was set up during the Home Depot match.)

(Set It Off-Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to a massive ovation!)

(Jesse limps even slower than J-Master did and gets in the ring.)

DING DING DING!

The referee who is outside of the ring rings the bell and this barbed wire match is under-way! J-Master ducks out of the ring and taunts Jesse! Jesse runs towards the ropes! OH MY F**KING GOD! HE WENT FOR A SLINGSHOT MOVE BUT THE BARBED WIRE GAVE WAY AND HE GOT HUNG UP IN IT! HOLY F**K! SOMEONE GET IN THERE! HE’S F**KING CAUGHT UP IN THE WIRE! J-Master takes advantage and nails a big boot as several referee’s and EMT’s come in and try and cut Jesse loose! Several referee’s restrain J-Master and begin to drag him up the ramp! Eventually Jesse gets loose but he’s got a s**t load of cuts all over his body! WHAT THE HELL? He’s running after J-Master! HOLY SH*T! JESSE JUST CLOTHESLINED J-MASTER AND TOOK OUT ALL OF THE REFEREE’S WHO WERE RESTRAINING HIM! JESSE AND J-MASTER BRAWLING DOWN THE RAMP TOWARDS THE RING! Jesse slams J-Master face first into the barbed wire from the outside and drags his face across it! Good God! Jesse throws J-Master back in! J-Master nails a low blow followed by a sickening Brainbuster! One! Two! HOW THE HELL DID JESSE KICK OUT! J-Master tries to pick up Jesse but he goes for the Mindbender! J-Master rolls through into a cover but Jesse rolls it through! One! Two! Three!

DING DING DING!

Here is your winner of the second fall, Jesse!

(Crowd pops huge, knowing what’s next!)

Both men go at each other again and brawl but security break them up! They break free and go at each other a few more times! Eventually the security brings out strait jackets and ties both men up in them! Good Lord! They restrain the men and take them backstage as several C4 Technicians make their way down to the ring as the crowd pops in anticipation!

A spotlight shines revealing Jillian Marcia on a stage in the crowd which has musical instruments on it.

Jillian Marcia: Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome, NICKELBACK!

(Big pyro goes off and Nickelback perform Flat On The Floor from the Main Stage!)

(As soon as Nickelback finish Flat On the Floor they jump into a newer song, Animals.)

(Immediately following Animals, the band plays the ever popular Never Again during which multiple pyro’s go off as the crowd sings along in unison!)

(After a prolonged drum and guitar solo, HUGE pyro goes off behind the Titan Tron and flames shoot right up to the rafters! The standard lights come back on and smoke fills the arena as the camera pans out and the crowd is loving this!)

(We head backstage and Eric Carsons is with the Cruiserweight Champion, X-Pac 360!)

Eric: X-Pac, tonight you retained your cruiserweight title, and I was just wondering whether you had any pennies in your pocket?

X-Pac (bewildered): WHAT?

Eric: Then you’d have all three “medals” right. Cuz you’ve got the Crusierweight Title which is gold. And then Mr. Trashcan is silver and then if you had a penny…..

X-Pac: Shut up Fool!

(X-Pac shoves Eric back which gets a surprsingly good pop.)

X-Pac: Starting tomorrow on BeatDown, I am officially defending this Cruiserweight title 24 hours a day! 7 days a week! And it will no longer be open to JUST cruiserweights! It will now be called the WNC Hardcore Title!

(Buzzed Bunny jumps him from behind and tries to put him in a headlock.)

X-Pac: Bunny! Bunny! No! Not yet! Not until tomorrow!

(Bunny hears him and let’s go.)

Bunny: Oh, sorry about that. Heh. Got a little carried away. No hard feelings, eh?

X-Pac: yeah sure, whatever.

(Bunny walks off and X-Pac cracks him from behind with Mr. Trashcan!)

X-Pac: That’s for trying to cheap shot me!

(We head back to ringside as P.O.D.’s Set It Off Tweeker Mix plays and several security guards bring Jesse out before untying the strait jacket.)

(Truth by Seether hits but the security won’t let J-Master go until the bell rings as Jesse waits in the ring.)

(Jillian from the stage in the crowd makes an announcement.)

Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, the following is the first EVER Japanese Death Match to take place on American soil!

(Huge pop!)

Jillian: Now in this contest, the object is to pin your opponent or to make him submit. However at randomly set intrevals, C4 explosives will be set off at various points in the ring!

DING DING DING!

The referee who is outside of the ring wearing safety glasses rings the bell. Jesse and J-Master both get it and tentatively lock up. Obviously this is not a normal match. First of all there’s the barbed wire and secondly you really have no idea when those C4’s are going to explode! As you can see for this match only, hockey style boards have been set up just in front of the security railings with glass going up to a height of fifteen feet and a net covering the top as well! We commentators are up here in the sky box for this match only! Jillian in the crowd there. The referee, two c4 technicians and three cameramen are the only people aside from Jesse and J-Master who are inside that area and they all have safety goggles, hard hats and flame-retardant suits just in case. Of course our two athletes have neither of that. J-Master tries to Irish Whip Jesse into the barbed wire but Jesse counters and J-Master goes back first into the barbed wire! Ouch! Jesse picks up J-Master and nails a Scoop Slam! Jesse tries to lock in a Sharpshooter when suddenly……

(A large explosion detonates near the upper right turnbuckle which knocks Jesse back!)

J-Master covers himself for a moment but then goes for a cover, trying to take advantage. One, Two, No! Jesse kicked out! J-Master picks up Jesse and slams him into the barbed wire face first! J-Master sneaks out of the ring and grabs something from under the ring! Good God! It’s a Barbed Wire covered Table! And what’s that? OH NO! It’s lighter fluid! What the hell is he thinking? If an explosion goes off he’s toast! He pours the fluid all over the table and lights it on fire! He goes to powerbomb Jesse but Jesse counters into a DDT just as a HUGE EXPLOSION SETS OFF NEAR THE CENTER OF THE RING AND THE ENTIRE RING IS MOMENTARILY ENGULFED IN FLAMES!

Several referee’s come down and spray fire extinguishers on the blaze. After the smoke clears we see Jesse is lying with his arm over J-Master. The referee counts. One! Two! Three!

DING DING DING!

Here is your winner, Jesse!

Immediately, an ambulance backs out down the ramp way as both men are loaded onto stretchers and the crowd are on their feet!

After the ambulance has left the arena, dozens of technician’s and referee’s swarm ringside and begin removing the barbed wire, C4 shells and shards of wood as well as begin uninstalling the glass and netting fixtures protecting the crowd.

We go to a highlight package of the Best 2 out of 3 falls before going to a package highlighting the feud between CMW and New York’s Most Wanted.

We come back to ringside and our announcers are back there as the clean-up continues. The ring crew is installing the regular ropes as we speak. We head to some highlights from last night’s Hall of Fame ceremony.

We come back and Yukmouth featuring C-Bo’s Dat N---a hits to a mixed reaction.

DING DING DING!

Ladies and Gentleman, the following Falls Count Anywhere match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Queens, New York, weighing 269 pounds, New York’s Most Wanted!

(Lights go out and smoke pours from the stage.)

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And the opponent, from Seeda Piru, West Compton, weighing 195 pounds, Compton’s Most Wanted!

DING DING DING!

New York goes straight for an illegal chokehold on Compton. CMW stands up, as NY continues with knifehand chops on the chest of CMW. Compton uses a lariat on NY. But ny nails compton with a belly-to-back suplex. compton stands up, runs and connects with a flying knee. NY goes down clutching his head. NY gets back to his feet and starts to jab Compton. compton nails NY with a big boot and again NY goes down taking yet another hard blow to the head NY slowly gets to one knee as Compton approaches NY flys at him with a tackle and takes Compton down then delivers blows right to the top of comptons head, Compton struggles trying to fight off NY, NY stands up and drops on the chest of Compton with a elbow drop. NY stands up and applies an armbar submission. Compton still in the submission gets back on his feet. Compton breacks the armbar and executes a facebuster, slamming NYMW's face to the mat. Compton rolls onto NY connecting with a knee. Compton stomps on NY. Now NY’s standing. He mulekicks compton. compton rakes his fingers across NY's back. Then Compton pushes NY into the corner and backs off preparing to run as he does, NY moves and Compton tastes the turnbuckle. NY grabs a handful of comptons hair and starts to pound his head face first into the turnbuckle cover over and over again. NY then hoists up Compton onto the top rope and hooks him up and over into a superplex. NY gets staright back up and makes his way over to the corner climbing the turnbuckle to the top rope he jumps off and hits Compton with a frog splash. The ref starts the count. 1…2… compton kicks out. NY then helps NY to his feet throws a left but it is block by Compton who then delivers an elbowsmash to the face. Compton whips NY but then turns into a short-arm clotheslines, NY hits the mat with some impact. Still holding NY’s arm Compton uses his other arm to help up NY then delivers another short-arm clothesline again NY hits the mat with a thud. compton hits A.J. Styles with an elbowdrop. Compton then uses a fist drops right on the forehead of NY who holds his head as he sits up. NY carry on and stand to his feet. Compton and NY exchanhge blows lefts and rights, NY gets the upper hand, he suplexes Compton. He picks up comton and irish whips him, waiting for the rebounds he plans to back body drop, NY lowers his head, Compton sees this and stop in his tracks and gives NY a kick to the chest/head of NY, NY clutches his face and Compton sets him up and nails a tiger driver going for a pin 1..2…Compton only gets a two count before NY kicks out. Compton slids out of the ring and lifts up the ring apron cover searching for goodies under the ring, Compton pulls out a trashcan and slides it into the ring and goes back under the ring and pulls out a lid to the trashcan. Compton then slides into the ring with the lid in his hands, at this point NY is climbing to his feet he looks up and WHAM! Compton hits NY over the head with the lid from the trashcan, the forse of the impact as caused the lid to dent quiet badly. Compton make his way back out to ringside and searching again for more weapons under the ring, he pulls out another trashcan and wedges it in between the mat and the bottom rope cos he couldn’t push it fully in. Compton then pulls out a Kendo stick and raises it into the air as the crowd erupts into loud cheers but spending too much time with his mind off his opponent, NY runs and hits a baseball slide into the trashcan knocking it into Compton knocking him to the ground and causing him to drop the kendo stick. NY picks up the kendo stick and whacks Compton across the back. Compton lets out a cry of agony, and a long red mark appears on his back, again NY hits Compton across the lower back and again Compton squeals in agony, Compton trys to get to his feet, NY whacks his square on the head knocking Compton flat on his back. NY picks up Compton and rolls him into the ring, thowing the kendo stick in with him, goes over to the announcer, NY rags the announcer off his chair pick it up, closes it and holds it up to the cheer of the fans. With the chair NY slides into the ring and over to Compton who as now got the kendo stick in his hand, Compton uses the end of the kendo stick and drives it right into the sternum of NY, Compton does this twice so NY drops the steel chair, Compton gives blow with the kendo stick to the chest of NY. Compton then picks up the steel chair and WHACK! Compton delivers a devastating blow to the head of NY who is now out cold, Compton sets up NY for the ur history finisher, BUT Gary Lang and Cena slide into the ring, Compton throw NY aside and try to fight off blows from Lang and Cena, Compton is fighting them off throwing a punch at Lang then a punch at Cena, he irish whips Lang into the corner and Cena into the other corner Compton runs aclotheslines Lang driving him into the turnbuckle, he turns around and WHAM! Gansta out of nowhere hits Compton with a steel chair, RKO Sledge Angel is now in the ring ordering cena and Lang to join gansta who is stomping the hell out of Compton who is lying on the floor. RKO sets up the steel chair in the middle of the ring and sits on it laughing at Compton who is getting a beating BUT Raw Impact comes running down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring, RKO and Cena 54 flee the ring as they see him coming. NY who is getting up is hit by a clothesline by Raw and knocked back down. Lang turns and gets a kick to the gut and hoisted up for an F-5, but then Gansta breaks it up but then gets punched by Impact and he flies out of the ring. Raw turns and also is clothelined out of the ring by NYMW. NY smiles at Compton who trys to get back into the ring but Compton hits NY with a forearm to NY’s back turns him around picks him up for UR HISTORY ON TO THE STEEL CHAIR that RKO set up earlier. The ref counts 1..2..3..

DING DING DING!

Here is your winner, Compton’s Most Wanted!

[Mike Jones]

TM: Well folks that was a dandy of a match but I don’t know if that’s the last we’ll see of those two. Anyways, coming up next, Tag Team Turmoil, and standing by backstage with Eric Carsons is one of the teams, Da Gangsta and Insane Gary Lang.

(We head backstage and Eric Carsons is with Gangsta, Lang and Rko Sledge Angel. RKO does the talking.)

RKO: Everybody knows that Compton had to cheat to beat NYMW. But that doesn’t matter. See tonight, G-Unit is coming in with the tag titles AND the Woman’s title! And we are leaving the same way. That is all.

TM: Well short and sweet there from G-Unit.

Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, would you please welcome Fall Out Boy!

(Fall Out Boy perform from the stage in the crowd. They play Dance, Dance. An impromptu mosh pit starts in front of the stage. After the song is done we head to Jillian Marcia back in the ring.)

DING DING DING!

Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, the following is a Sudden Death Tag Team Match where the first team to score either a pinfall or a submission will be the winner.

(The camera pans back to Fall Out Boy who perform “Sugar We’re Going Down”. Midway through the song, Buzzed Bunny’s entrance video plays on the titan-tron as he and Big Smoke run down to the ring. They get up on the turnbuckle and headbang to Fall Out Boy as they finish the song and the guitarist dives through the drumkit onto the drummer!)

(Lights go out and smoke pours out of the stage and rampway as Metallica’s Wherever I May Roam hits to a decent pop!)

Jillian: The following is the Sudden Death Tag Team match for the WNC Tag Titles! Introducing first, from Death Valley, the Dead Man!

BRINGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
(Hot Stuff by Unknown latin band plays to a huge pop.)

And his partner, from Melbourne, Australia by way of Mexico, weighing 230 pounds, Hot Stuff Eddie G!

(Eddie points to the sky as the crowd starts a huge Eddie chant in appreciation of the late Eddie Guerrero.)

(Sold Me by Seether hits to big heat.)

And their opponents, at a combined weight of 390 pounds, Kid Omen and Dimes, KO’ed!

(Internationally Known by Supernatural hits to huge heat!)

And, making their WNC in-ring debut, at a combined weight of 535 pounds, being accompanied by Hannah Harper, The Destroyer Steve Williams and Mr. Natural!

(Nelly’s Here Comes Da Boom plays to big heat.)

And introducing the champions at a combined weight of 535 pounds, Da Gangsta and Insane Gary Lang!

DING DING DING!

Omen and Dead Man start the match off, Omen grabs DM and hits a suplex then starts stomping at him while he is down. Eddie runs in and hits Omen in the back of the head sending him out in the floor. Dimes gets in the ring but is met with a big boot from DM. DM picks up Dimes and starts to go for the TOMBSTONE, Dimes reverses and hits a tombstone off his own. And goes for the pin 1......2.....Gangsta breaks up the pin and drags DM to his corner so Gary can get the Tag. Gary Irish whips Dimes hard into the turnbuckle and hit a running splash, Dimes staggers out of the corner and gary hits a Exploder Suplex and goes for the cover 1....2 Buzzed Bunny makes the save and drags Dimes over to his corner so big smoke can get the Tag. Big Smoke runs at Gary as gary is pulling something out of his tights, He hits big smoke with IT, OH MY GOD Big Smoke Is Out. The ref turn around and see's gary trying to hide The Brass Knuckles and Ejects Him and the Gangster from the match.

* ref gets a mic* Due to misconduct on the behalf of Gary, They are now ejected from this event. Ok now lets get this match restarted.

Omen gets the tag from Big Smoke, and Eddie G is in the ring waiting for the Bell to start the match again. Omen runs at Eddie and Eddie hits a drop kick. Eddie Climbs to the top rope and hits a flying elbow. And goes for the Pin 1....2...Omen kicks out. Eddie picks up omen and tries to hit a suplex but Omen reverses and hits a Neck Breaker. Runs over to the corner to climb to the top, and Natural gets the tag, Omen looks pissed as the ref makes him get out of the ring. Natural is strutting around and gets Tagged out by Buzzed Bunney....Natural Is going crazy. He attacks BB and hits a suplex on Eddie. The ref finaly makes Natural get out. Buzzed Bunny starts stomping on eddie as the fans are still screaming from the action they have already witnessed. Eddie gets to his feet and tags Destroyer. Destroyer hits BB with a big running clothsline.

TM: Wait a minute now folks, it appears that Gary Lang and Da Gangsta are dressed up as part of the staff and are at ring side! I hope they dont try anything.
Back in the ring Destroyer is still in control of the match, He picks up BB and goes for the The Super Destroyer, OH My GOD I think he just knocked buzzed bunny out cold. He goes for the cover And Gary jumps in the ring and hit the Insane drop on destroyer, And then All Hell Breaks loose. Every One is in the ring, Bodies are fling all over the place, Finaly the Ref gets control and The two legal men are Natural and Destroyer crowd is chanting HOLY SHIT. Natural and destroyer lock up and try there best to over powerone anouther but it appears that they are very equal in size and strengh. The both break the hold and run at each other at the same time and double clothsline. They fall hard and Natural Has an arm over Destroyer.....The Ref counts One..........Two...........Three

DING DING DING!

Jillian Marcia: Here are your winners and the NEW Tag Team Champions, the team of Mr. Natural and the Destroyer, Steve Williams.

Crowd: Holy S**t! Holy S**t!
King: What the hell just happened? The ref just counted a pin fall for that?

TM: I cant believe it but the only two Superstars to make it to the end of that big brawl were on the same damn team.

Poacher: Well it just goes to show you that anything can happen at WNC Live events.

TM: Well folks, Mr. Natural and The Destroyer in their first match here in the WNC are Tag Team Champions! But folks coming up next, the first EVER Chicken-Wire Steel Cage match as Modern Marvel takes on Mr. Reality Shane Warner!

(We go to a video package highlighting the feud between Marvel and Mr. Reality. After the package we come back to ringside and our commentators run over the rules as the cage is lowered while ominous music plays.)

TM: The cage is finally coming down! It's time for the Chicken Wire Cage Match. Ive been waiting for this one. I know this one is going to be brutal! The two men who have opted to throw themself in this flesh eating structure are Tony Marshall and Shane Warner. The history goes back between these two, all the way back to Christmas last year when The Modern Marvel nearly gave Warner a Reality Check of his own.

King: Marvel suprisingly disquised as Santa Clause attacked Warner, then known as Hellraiser.

TM: With a damn shovel over the cranium! Forcing Warner to not only lose a hard earned spot, but the ECWF Pure Wrestling Championship.

Poacher: Shortly there after Marvel went missing before a scheduled match between the two men could take place. When Marvel entered the WNC once again the fued between them was sparked back up.

King: And finally tonight we are going to see just who is the better man! Not in ECWF but in the World Net Championship at the biggest event in its history Wrestling Spectacle!

TM: Well folks you can win by pinfall or submission. Obviously, no one is going to try to escape the cage given that razor-sharp chicken wire on the top there.

(Lights darken. A countdown kicks in although not the one we are accustomed to here in the WNC.)

TM: What the hell is this? Is that what I think it is?

BREAK THE WALLS DOWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

(CROWD GOES INSANE!)

TM: OH MY GOD! CHRIS JERICHO! WHAT THE HELL??

(Chris Jericho comes out on the stage with a microphone.)

Chris Jericho: WELCOME TO THE WNC IS JERICHO!!!!!!!!

(HUGE POP!)

Chris Jericho: Oh come on, you didn’t think there would be a Spectacle as big as this without the AYATOLLAH OF ROCK AND ROLLAH!!!!!!

(Big pop!)

Chris Jericho: But tonight, I am here to pay tribute to a true icon. Last night at the Hall of Fame induction ceremonies we paid tribute to the likes of Johnny Grunge! (Big pop!) Lord Alfred Hayes! (Big pop!) Chris Candido (Huge pop followed by some Chris Candido chants.) And the legendary Eddie Guerrero! (Huge pop as the crowd begins a deafening Eddie chant.)

Chris Jericho: But tonight, I am here to pay tribute to one of my personal heroes in my other love in life, HEAVY METAL!

(Decent pop!)

Chris Jericho: In 2004, at a club show, a deranged fan jumped on stage at a Damageplan concert and shot legendary guitarist Dimebag Darrel Abbott. Not only was Dimebag a legend in the Heavy Metal community, he was a well respected human being as well. Please join me in a special ten bell salute for the legendary Dimebag Darrel!

(Ten bell’s sound. After the bells we go to a video package highlighting Dimebag’s career. Several musician’s pay tribute to Dimebag including Rob Zombie, Zakk Wylde, Rich Ward of Fozzy, Jess Margera of CKY, Ben Moody, Ozzy Osbourne, Vince Neil of Motley Crue, Lars Ulrich and Kirk Hammet of Metallica, Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters and Dave Jocz of Sum 41. Several Pro Wrestlers also pay tribute including Metal God, Bad Gurl, Jesse, Modern Marvel, Countdown, Lance Hoyt, Raw Impact, Sheena Michaels, Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam and Steven Richards.)

(After the video we come back and Jericho is back on the stage.)

Jericho: And now, here to perform a song they wrote in memory of Dimebag, Nickelback!

(Nickelback performs Side of a Bullet. When the song finishes the camera pans the crowd who are chanting “Dimebag! Dimebag!”)

DING DING DING!

Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, the following is the first EVER Chicken-Wire Steel Cage match where you can via pinfall or submission. Introducing first, from Battle Ground, Indiana, weighing 263 pounds, the Modern Marvel!

(Nickelback cover Pantera’s Concrete Sledge and Marvel comes out midway through the song. After the song, the members of Nickelback as well as Marvel share a beer in memory of Dimebag. Marvel then switches gears and heads to the ring and climbs through the gate.)


TM: The Modern Marvel has alot of nerve! He's walking out here with a damn shovel! Taunting the crowd and they are all throwing thing's at him. The crowd has really turned on Marvel recently. I dont know if it is because Mr. Reality has become such a fan favorite or what. But he seems to be loving, hating this enormous crowd!"

(Lights go out and red smoke pours out of the stage as The Broken by Fireball Ministry hits to a nice pop!)

And the opponent, from Birmingham, England, weighing 260 pounds, Mr. Reality Shane Warner!

TM: Here he comes he look's fired up.

King: He's been waiting for a long time to get five minutes alone with The Modern Marvel. Marvel really screwed him over. Now he's just mocking Warner's misfortune that HE caused.

TM: Warner is sprinting to the ring he get's in the door. Marvel run's across the ring and wait he invites Warner into the ring and throw's the shovel down! Marvel want's to start this one clean. Warner crack's his neck and step's his other leg in through the rope. Warner walk's up to Marvel. Nose to Nose! Warner is poking Marvel in the chest and Marvel slap's him in the face! Mr Reality pushes Marshall and Marshall pushes back! These two are breaking out into a damn boxing match!


DING DING DING!

Left's, Right's, Uppercut, Jab, Jab, Marvel get's stuned by a strong right cross. Warner with a Spinning Wheel Kick send's Marshall down! Marshall roll's backward and hop's to his feet. Warner goes for a kick but Marvel catches his leg. Marvel throw's a punch but Reality duck's and kits a enziguri! Marvel stumble's. Mr. Reality with a BodySlam.Now Warner with a Single Leg Crab Marvel is strugling to break free, but manages to push Warner off and get to his feet. Warner sneaks behind and catches Marvel he goes for a Reverse DDT but Marvel spin's both of them around in a hell of a reversal. DDT! DDT! Marvel get's up and is tugging at his boot! What the hell is he doing? OH SHIT! Marvel break's out a damn FORK! Mr Reality see's the Fork and rolls away. But Marvel chaces after and...., OH MY GOD! Marvel is stabbing Warner in the head! He is tearing away at his forehead with a damned fork! Warner is clinching in pain and Marvel let's loose. Warner get's back to his feet. Even more determined, at least he look's so! Warner is challanging Marvel to bring it on! With fork in hand Marvel charges forth. Warner grb's Marvel's arm and shoves him into the Chicken Wire Cage! Marvel tastes the steel mesh. Both men bleeding now. Mr. Reality shoves Marvel's face into the cage. Marvel the one now screaming in pain. Mr Reality grab's Marvel up and put's hi on his shoulder. He ram's Marvel into the cage head first! Marvel crashes to the rope and now Mr Reality is choking Marvel with the rope! Warner with a Russian Leg Sweep send's Marvel down again. Marvel not doing so hot now. Mr Reality look's around and notices the shovel that ended his reign as Pure Wrestling Champion. He grab's it up and turn's around. Marvel get's up slowly and Warner swing's at Marvel missing.Marvel throws a punch or two. But Warner hit's him in the gut with the shovel. And he shoves Marvel into the cage again! Marvel opened up even more. Blood is getting all over them. If Warner can hit a big move he might have this one won already. Mr Reality places Marvel on the toop of the turnbuckle. Now Reality is going up beside him. WARNER GOES FOR THE JLT! BUT NO! Marvel hold's on. Marvel stay's up there and Warner flies to the mat hitting hard. But Warner get's up. Marvel hit's the Roaring Elbow! Warner down! Marvel's down! The crowd is chanting for Warner to get to his feet. Warner slowly begins to rise back up. Marvel rises up. Here we go! Marvel throws the first punch. Like a wake up call Warner's face goes from the exhuasted look to the house of fire he came out as. Warner fighting back. But Marvel taking all the punishment as well. Marvel throw's Reality into the cage! Warner bounces back and Marvelducks under , grab's him up and nails a DVD INTO THE CAGE! Marvel flips off the crowd and begins to climb the cage! What the hell is he doing? You cant win this match by escaping! Wait Mr Reality grab's his leg! He brings Marvel down again. OH SHIT! Warner with the fork Stabs Marvel in the head! Now he rakes his face with the fork. Marvel is tore up from that one! Now Mr Reality putting the finishing touches on Marvel . NAILS THE RAGE! MARVEL DOWN! HOLY SHIT! THIS ONES OVER! 1........2.........Yes, No, No, No! Marvel somehow kick's the hell out! Mr Reality looks suprised! He kicks Marvel for good measure and bgin's to climb the cage! Now what the hell is he doing? Marvel is slowly getting up! Warner reaches the top. He;s climbing up. Marvel slowly climb's to the top rope and grab's Warner's leg. Warner shaking like a leaf in the wind to break free. Now Warner kicking Marvel in the head. Now hes assisting him to the top! OH SHIT! We got bad news a coming! Mr Reality is about to give Marvel the JLT of the top of the cage! OH! Marvel with a Low Blow! What a cheap shot! Marvel, OH MY GOD! CONCRETE SLEDGE OFF THE CAGE TO THE CONCRETE OVER 25 FEET BELOW! HOLT SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY FUCKING GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SHEEP SHIT! THIS ONE IS OVER! MARVEL AND WARNER GAVE A HELL OF A MATCH! IM LOSING MY FUCKING VOICE! Get me some water! (gets passed water) Ahhh! Thank you! Oh My GOD! I have never seen such a devistating move! Here come the stretcher's. Marshall is clenching his leg in absolute pain. He cant get up at all! Yet he's refusing a stretcher. Finally he gets some help up by the referee. But he's not who Im concerned about as much. Because Mr Reality just got taken out of reality and into La-La Land! Warner look's like he's hurt bad! They are being very carefull not to move his neck and are now stretchering him out of here! What a match! These two gave you there all here tonight! "

Poacher: Oh absolutely, TM. That’s the greatest thing about tonight, we’ve had great match after great match and we ain’t through yet.

King: Oh no! And in fact, coming up next. One of my favorite parts! PUPPIES! A fatal four way to determine the number one contender for the Woman’s title!

[Mike Jones]

DING DING DING!

Jillian Marcia: Ladies and Gentleman, the following is a Fatal Four Way match to determine the number one contender for the WNC Woman’s Championship!

(Mr. Brightside by the Killers hits to a big pop!)

Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, Ally Rogers!

(Fall Behind Me by the Donna’s hits to a mixed reaction.)

And from Seattle, Washington, Jamie Hudson!

(Hell’s Bells by AC/DC hits to a mixed reaction.)

And from Hell’s Gate, Bad Gurl!

TM: Of course, Bad Gurl suffered a broken nose just 13 days ago so she is still recovering from that by wearing a protective face mask.

(Beautiful by Socialcode hits to a mixed reaction.)

And from Savannah, Georgia, Savannah!

DING DING DING!

All four Stand in the ring stairing each other down, Bad Gurl runs at Ally and hits a closeline. Picks her up and throws her out off the ring and and she follows her out. Bad girl picks up Ally and tries to throw her into the steel steps but gets reversed and hits the steps herself. Jamie see the opening and throws Ally into the one off the steel posts. Jamie then gets into the ring and is met with a bulldog from Savannah.....she goes for the Pin one ......two........Jamie kicks out. Savannah picks up Jamie and Irish whips her into the ropes and hits here with a flying cross body! Picks her up and goes for a suplex but cant pick Jamie up. Jamie slaps Savannah and then tosses her out of the ring where Ally And Bad Gurl are still fighting......Jamie see's the opening and runs and does a suicide dive into the group of women.

Tim Moss, WOW what a move, half of our men dont even do amazing moves like that! I sure hope she didnt get hurt!
All the women start standing up, Ally gets to her feet first and throws Savannah into the steps Hard! Ally grabs Jamie and picks her up and hits a DOUBLE ARM DDT right on the Exposed floor! Fans Are Chanting HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT.....Ally picks up Bad gurl and throws her into the ring, as she starts to climb in the ring herself Bad Gurl runs and hit a baseball slide and kicks Ally right in the Face. Ally is all the Floor scraming in pain and Bad gurl is in the acting like she won the match dancing around and posing. She turns around and there is Savannah standing there, She tries to hit Savannah but Savannah ducks and hits her with a DDT, and the hits here with a combanation of ElbowDrops and Leg Drops to Chest, Savannah Picks her up and signals for the end........Throws her into the turnbuckle and lifts here up to the top, *CROWD Is SCREAMING as she Hits A super Samoan Drop From The Top........*crowd Do it again, Do it again* Savannah Grins and Puts Bad Gurl On the Top Rope One Last time........Lifts here high in the air and hits A RKO from the top rope...........Fans Are Chanting Savannah, Savannah, Savannah.........She crawls over to where Bad Gurl Is and Make the Cover 1.........2.......3

Jillian Marcia: Here is your winner and New #1 contender for The
WNC Womens Championship......SAVANNAH

Tim Moss, What a Match....And she finished it of with an RKO, I think theres a message in that victory.

King: Wow! What a huge win for Savannah in her debut match. She is now the number one contender!

TM: Well RKO and Sheena Michaels will get it on a bit later on, but folks coming up next, the ominous structure known as the Elimination Chamber!

(We cut to a brief documentary on the Elimination Chamber before coming back to ringside. The chamber has finished lowering however all that has lowered is the exterior and the four chambers. The chamber roof is lowered from another area of the rafters and then moved over to be placed on top of the chamber. The concrete from underneath the outsides of the ring opens up and the lower section of the chamber rises up.)

TM: Folks, obviously a slightly more complex chamber set up than normal, due to the fact that we also have a steel cage with chicken wire hanging from the roof, so we have to be able to lower it down as well.

(We go backstage and Wrestling God is with Eric Carsons.)

Eric Carsons: Wrestling God, tonight you have a shot at the Pure….

(WG grabs the mic and shoves Carsons.)

WG: You shut the hell up and let me talk, now. Everyone knows I’m the best damn wrestler in this fed and the best damn wrestler in this planet. You people can boo me all you want, but in the end you know it’s true. I am the GREATEST technical wrestler this sport has ever seen. I am the most CHARISMATIC person this industry has ever seen. And I AM WHAT I SAY I AM, A WRESTLING……..

(He stops. Camera pans out to reveal none other than CHRIS JERICHO standing nose to nose with WG.)

Jericho: You may think you’re a Wrestling “God”. Well I think you’re nothing but an ass clown, junior!

(Jericho walks off leaving WG bewildered as we head to a promo advertising the Pure title match.)

DING DING DING!
Ladies and Gentleman, the following is the elimination chamber match where you can be eliminated by pinfall or submission.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

(Longhorn plays to big heat.)

Introducing first, from High Street, the Wrestling God!

Jillian Marcia: Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome to the crowd stage, KerbStomper!

(Kerbstomper plays Methodical and Raw Impact comes out.)

Jillian: And now, please welcome SIX FEET UNDER!

(Six Feet Under perform My Hatred from the parking lot at the Tailgate party. Literally hundreds of fans are still out there watching Wrestling Spectacle on the big screen. During the performance, Paul Bunyan comes out from the stage and goes to the ring.)

Jillian: And now, it gives me great pleasure to indtroduce to you, a last minute adddition to the line-up! THE WORLD-RENOWNED PEARL JAM!!!!!!!

(CROWD POPS HUGE!)

(Pearl Jam play an acoustic version of Jeremy from another crowd stage which is set up near the side of the main stage in the upper bowl. Midway through Jeremy Justice comes out from the stage and then goes up on the turnbuckle and bow’s down to Pearl Jam.)

(Man’s voice: MSG! Are you ready to go OLD SCHOOL!)

(The crowd pops huge as we recognize the voice as Serj Tankian from System of a Down and they begin playing Old School Hollywood from the main stage. Scott Mann comes out part way through and gets in the ring and he will be one of the first two men to start!)

Jillian: And now please welcome to the top of the ramp, Sanctus Real!

(Sanctus Real play “Alone”. As soon as they play the chorus, WCW pops up behind the drummer to big pyro.)

DING DING DING ScottMan are starting the match up with a collar-elbow tie up. WCW manages to get Scottman in a side head lock but Scott pushes WCW off him and into the ropes, WCW bounces back and Scott shoulder charges WCW down. Scott picks up WCW and whips him into the turnbuckle, Scott charges but WCW kicks him in the stomach, WCW climbs to the second turnbuckle and leaps at Scottman but Scott catches WCW and slams him down into the mat! Scott stomps on WCW before picking him up and delivering a huge right hand knocking WCW back down! Scott picks WCW up and irish whips him across the ring, WCW bounces back and dodges Scott's clothesline bounces off the ropes again and nails a dropkick into the back of Scottman, Scottman stumbles into the second rope....uh oh! WCW is already dialing it up with a 619 but Scott ducks in the nick of time! Scott gets back up as WCW charges at him but Scott counters with a backbody drop to the outside but WCW lands on his feet! Scott turns around and WCW drives his shoulder into Scott's abdomen and sunset flips him for a pin but Scott kicks out at one! Scott is back up as WCW delivers a forearm shot to Scott's face, WCW hits another forearm and backs Scott up onto the ropes, WCW attempts to irish whip Scott but Scott counters it with a whip of his own, WCW comes flying back but Scott hits a belly to belly suplex sending WCW over the top rope and onto the steel!! WCW is on the steel rolling around holding his back as Scott climbs to the turnbuckle, Scott waits for WCW to get up and then hits a double axe handle smash knocking WCW back down! Scott grabs WCW by the mask and pulls him back up and sends him smashing into the steel chains! Scott grabs WCW and flings him into the chains again! Scott picks up WCW a third time but this time lifts WCW over his head and tosses him but WCW grabs ahold of the chains and jumps off and lands a cross body onto Scott who crashes into the steel with WCW on top of him as the countdown begins for the next entrant!
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And out comes Wrestling God who instantly takes advantage of the situation. WG grabs Scottman and tosses him back inside the ring and goes to work on WCW. WG pounds his fists into WCW's face as Scott slowly makes his way to the turnbuckle. WG grabs WCW and slams his back onto the steel floor and stomps into him some more! WG taunts the fans before attacking WCW some more. WG whips WCW into the side of Raw Impact's chamber then charges and slams himself into WCW, WCW slumps down to the ground. The Poach: This does not look good for the Pure Wrestling Champion as WG just continues to pummel WCW sensless! WG turns around into a shooting star press from Scottman off the top rope!!! Poach: WG completely forgot about Scottman and now he paid the price!...WG head slammed into the steel after the shooting star press as Scott now slowly makes it back to his feet. Scott picks up WG and throws him back into the ring and follows, WG trys to get back to his feet but Scott boots him back down. Scott goes for the pin and gets a near 2 count. Scott picks up WG and whips him into the turnbuckle, WG bounces off the turnbuckle and into a big sidewalk slam from Scottman! WG is on his back in pain as Scott grabs him and applies a bear hug on WG! WG is gasping for air as Scott tightens his grip on WG, WG looks like he starting to fade as Scott continues the bear hug. The ref comes over to check on WG and relises that he isn't moving and begins to raise his arm, WG drops, the ref raises it again but it drops, the ref raises it one more time but WG seems to have gotten a second wind and starts to punch Scott who still holds on with the bear hug, WG is fighting hard to let Scottman let go of him but Scott is relentless and continues to apply the hold, WG throws a few more haymakers and Scott and he finally lets go, WG runs for the ropes but WCW out of no where hits WG with a springboard hurricarana!! WG goes flying out of the ring as Scott charges at WCW who ducks under Scottman, Scott turns around and WCW hits him with the chimeraplex! The crowd starts to countdown for the next entrant as WCW goes to the top rope
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Out comes Jeremy Justice as WCW hits Scottman with the crossfire! WCW goes for the pin but JJ breaks up the pin, JJ grabs WCW and hits a devistating death valley driver on WCW! WG is now getting back to his feet and enters the ring to help out JJ. JJ and WG pick up Scott and hit a double DDT on him! Both WG and JJ stomp the hell out of Scott before picking him back up and tossing him into the turnbuckle. JJ sits on the turnbuckle as WG picks Scott man up in a suplex position and places his legs on JJ's shoulders. JJ comes off the top rope and hits a huge powerbomb on Scottman almost breaking his back in 2!!! Scottman is rolling in the ring in pain as WG and JJ laugh at him. WG and JJ now set their attention to WCW who is on his knees. JJ goes to grab WCW but WCW nails him in the gut with a right hand, WCW gets back on his feet and delivers another, JJ goes for a right of his own but WCW blocks it and hits the San Diego shocker! WCW gets back up as WG charges at him, WCW ducks his clothesline, WG turns around and WCW kicks him in the gut and code red!! 1....2....WG kicks out in the nick of time! WCW looks on in a amazement as he goes to pick up WG but JJ comes from behind and nails him in the back! WCW turns around and JJ hits another shot to WCW. JJ back WCW into the corner as WG slowly makes his was to his feet. WG makes his way over to JJ and both start stomping at WCW's mid-section, they double irish whip him into the opposite corner and follow him but WCW runs up the turnbuckle and hits WG and JJ with a double shooting star DDT!! *Crowd: WCW! WCW! WCW!* JJ and WG look like they've might of been knocked out cold as WCW slowly makes it back to his feet as the crowd cheers him some more, WCW poses to the crowd but Scottman turns him around and kicks him to the gut and S-5, S-5,S-5!!! That took alot of energy out of Scott as he is on his back still. Scottman slowly drags himself over to WCW who isn't moving and pins him 1.....2.....3 No! WCW kicked out just in time! Scott gets onto his knees in total disbelief and then pins WCW again 1....2....kickout again by WCW! Scott gets back up and yells at the ref to make the count faster and pins again 1....2....WCW counters with a crucifix roll up 1.....2.....kickout by Scottman! Scottman can't belive what he just saw and goes to grab WCW but WCW rolls him up with a small package 1....2...kickout again! Scott gets up and is onto WCW playing possum, Scott charges at WCW who goes for another roll up but this time Scott gets the better of him and kicks him in the face! WCW goes down holding his face as the clock runs down again
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Raw Impact's door opens meaning the last competitor to come out is big Paul Bunyan. Impact and Scott get in each others face's as JJ and WG come from behind and attack both Impact and Scott. JJ attacks Impact with lefts and rights but Impact comes back with lefts and rights of his own! Impact goes for another punch but JJ pokes Impact in the eyes and then DDTs him! Scottman and Wrestling God are brawling, WG goes for a clothesline but Scott ducks it and goes for a german suplex but WG low blows him, WG turns around and powerbombs Scottman into the canvas! JJ grabs Impact and places him in the corner and starts to choke Impact with his wrist tape! On the opposite corner, WG is landing hard blows into Scottman's ribcage, WG and JJ look at each other and both attempt irish whips but both Impact and Scott reverse them sending JJ and WG crashing into each other! WG bounces off JJ and turns around into a huge spinebuster from Scottman, JJ bounces off WG and turns around into a T-Bone Exploder suplex! Uh Oh! In Paul Bunyan's chamber Paul Bunyan seems to had enough of waiting and his now trying to kickdown the cell door!! Scottman and Impact look on as Paul continues to kick at the cell door. WCW is now getting up and is also watching Paul who has now put his foot through the door! WG and JJ are crawling to their feet and are watching on also as Paul Bunyan has now knocked the whole panel of the door and is now escaping the chamber door!!! All 5 men can only look in amazement as a pissed off Paul Bunyan makes his way out of the cage and into the ring. WG pushes JJ into Paul who places a big boot straight into the face of JJ! Raw Impact charges at Paul but gets clotheslined down! Scottman runs at him but Paul big boots him down as well. WG sneaks up behind Paul and hits a clothesline from hell but Paul isn't even fazed by it!! Paul turns around and chokeslams WG onto the mat! All theres left is WCW and big Paul Bunyan. WCW runs at Paul Bunyan and slides under his feet and drop kicks his knee but Bunyan is still standing! WCW dropkicks Bunyan's knee again and it finally buckles! Bunyan is down to one knee as WCW starts hammering at him with forearm shots! WCW keeps hammering away but Bunyan out of no where picks WCW up and slams WCW's body into the canvas with a HUGE spinebuster!! Paul Bunyan surveys the damage as he goes to pick up JJ but JJ drops down and low blows Bunyan! JJ delivers some stiff shots as Raw Impact gets to his feet. Impact and JJ hammer away at Bunyan who refuses to stay down. Impact and JJ drag Bunyan to the centre of the ring and hit a double suplex as Scottman now makes it to his feet. All 3 men start stomping away at Bunyan trying to keep him down. Impact and JJ pick up Bunyan as Scott sets him up for a powerbomb and hits it with the help from JJ and Impact! WG is now up and is telling all 3 to pick up Bunyan. All 3 men pick up Bunyan as WG bounces off the ropes and nails the clothesline from hell!! WG goes for the pin 1.....2....kickout by Bunyan! WG can't belive it as JJ waits for Bunyan to get up, Bunyan slowly gets to his feet and JJ somehow manages to pick him up and hit the Show Closer! JJ goes for a pin 1.....2....Bunyan still kicks out! Raw Impact tell everyone to get out of the way as he picks up Bunyan and nails his finisher, The Breath Taker! Raw Impact thinks hes got the pin and pins Bunyan 1.....2....Bunyan still kicks out. Scottman, Impact, JJ and WG are comletely astounded by Bunyan, Bunyan starts to sit up but out of no where WCW hits him with A San Diego Tale! WCW pins Bunyan 1.....2....3! DING DING DING WCW eliminated Paul Bunyan! Impact looks on in shock as JJ turns around and slams him to the ground with a snap suplex! WG and Scott start duking it out again as WCW is still on the ground trying to catch some air. JJ picks up Impact but Impact counters and hits him with a leg drag! Raw Impact then applies the sharpshooter and JJ is yelling in pain! JJ has no where to go as Raw Impact applies more pressure....Clothesline from hell to Impact from WG! Impact just slumps to the ground as WG pins him 1....2....3 DING DING DING Raw Impact has been eliminated! WG helps JJ back up as Scott helps WCW back up. The Poach: This is classic good guys vs bad guys....WG and JJ stare at WCW and Scottman and WCW and Scottman stare right back. All 4 men charge at each other. WCW and WG start going at it as JJ and Scottman start beating each other up. Scott throws a punch at JJ then another and another, Scott goes for a 4th but JJ ducks it, kicks Scottman in the gut and sends him over the top rope! WCW is trying to fight off WG but JJ comes in to help and both men overpower WCW. Both JJ and WG lift WCW over their heads and toss him to the outside! WCW goes crashing into the steel as WG and JJ follow him. WG goes to pick up WCW but WCW comes fighting back but WG knees him into the gut! WG and JJ hold WCW by the mask and then look at the side of a chamber door, both WG and JJ smile at each other and then charge WCW into the chamber door and smashing his body right through it! WCW's body is a complete wreck as JJ and WG laugh at him. WG and JJ look over at Scottman and they both have the same idea. WG and JJ head over to Scottman and grabs his head, they are about to slam it into the chamber door but Scott gets a boot up just in time! Scott elbows WG first and then elbow JJ off, JJ lets go of Scottman but now Scott has JJ's head and slams hit through the plexiglass!! JJ is busted wide open as he slumps the the chamber floor. Scott turns around as WG goes to punch him but Scott lifts WG up and nails the S-5 onto the steel!!!! Scott goes for the pin 1.....2.....3 DING DING DING Wrestling God has been eliminated! Scottman slowly makes it to his feet and pulls JJ out of the wreckage and pins him also 1.....2....kickout! Scottman can't belive it as WCW comes flying over the ropes with a flipping senton but misses Scottman and lands on the steel!! Scottman made it out of the way in the nick of time as he goes to grab WCW. Scottman picks up WCW and throws him back into the ring and follows him. Scottman scoopslams WCW as JJ slowly rolls back into the ring and towards the ring post. Scottman legdrops WCW and goes for the pin only to get a 2 count. Scottman nails away at WCW's face before lifting him up, Scottman then continues to pick up WCW with a double handed chokehold! WCW gasps for air as Scottman crushes down harder on WCW's throat. On the other side of the ring, a bloody Jeremy Justice has now gotten to his feet and is untieing the turnbuckle padding. Back to WCW and Scottman, Scottman is still holding onto that chokehold as WCW starts to fade *Crowd: WCW! WCW! WCW!* WCW starts to get a reasurgence of power as he comes back to life and starts to kick at Scott's mid-section, WCW continues to kick at him trying to gain enough momentum but then Scott slams him down with a baldo bomb! Scott looks pretty satisfied with himself as he gets back up on his feet. Scott turns around and there is JJ with right hands to his face! Scottman stumbles back a bit, JJ attempts to whip Scottman into the exposed turnbuckle but Scottman reverses it and JJ goes flying into the exposed turnbuckle! JJ comes bouncing off the turnbuckle holding his back in pain as Scottman lifts him up and hits a S-5!!! Scottman pins JJ 1.....2.....3 DING DING DING JJ has been eliminated! Its back down to the first 2 participants as WCW is having a hard time making it to his feet. Scottman goes to kick WCW but WCW rolls out of the way. Scottman goes for another kick but this time WCW grabs ahold of it, WCW spins Scottman around and hits a drop kick! Scottman goes down hard as WCW heads to the top rope. WCW waits for Scottman to make it to his feet and then jumps off, but Scottman catches him and lifts him onto his shoulders!! Scottman goes for the S-5 but WCW lands on his feet, WCW elbows the side of Scottman's head and hits the Bounce Back!!!! WCW doesn't want to make the pin yet and climbs the top rope, WCW then continues to climb to the top of one of the chambers, WCW points towards the crowd and nails a 720 leg drop to Scottman's throat!!!!! WCW pins 1.....2......3 DING DING DING.....Here is your winner and still the Pure Wrestling Champion.....West....Coast....Wonder!!! *Crowd goes absolutly crazy after watching the 720 legdrop* Confetti falls from the ceiling as the referee hands WCW his title back. WCW falls to his knees with the title in his hands as the crowd cheers even louder....

TM: Good God! What an amazing match!

[Mike Jones]

(We head to an advertisement for Wrestling Spectacle 2! Live from the Houston Astrodome in Houston, Texas. Sunday, March 18th, 2007!)

TM: Well that should be a dandy, folks. If this event is any indication, then that should be a classic.

Jillian Marcia: Ladies and Gentleman, here to perform one of the theme songs for this year’s Wrestling Spectacle, Fozzy!

(Fozzy perform The Way I Am from the crowd stage. After that they play Born of Anger. Sheena Michaels comes out from behind them and goes through the crowd, high-fiving everyone as she goes.)

DING DING DING!

The following is the Last Woman Standing match and it is for the WNC Woman’s Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, from Adelaide, South Australia, Sheena Michaels!

(Mercy Drive’s Burn In My Light plays to big heat.)

And her opponnent from Singapore, Asia. She is the WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel!

DING DING DING!

Michaels and RKO tie up and this match is under-way! RKO goes for a Vertical Suplex but Sheena Michaels hits a Swinging Neckbreaker! And a second! And a third! Wow! Triple Swinging Neckbreaker! Sheena goes for a Sunset Flip but RKO gets her legs around the head and goes for a Flying Headscissors. Sheena uses her upper body strength to counter it into a Headscissor Takedown of her own. Snap Suplex by Sheena. Leg Drop. Sheena tries to lock in an STF but RKO rolls it through into a Crossface. Sheena rolls her up but RKO quickly breaks free with a few kicks to the mid-section. RKO goes for an Armbar Takedown but Sheena flips over her into a stiff-looking DDT! Sheena springboards off the ropes with a unique flipping leg-drop combination. Sheena picks up RKO looking for a Stalling Vertical Suplex but she counters with an Reverse Tornado DDT! RKO picks up Sheena and nails a Modified Backbreaker! Gutbuster from RKO! Clothesline now! RKO springboards for another one but Sheena ducks and comes looking for one of her own but RKO ducks! Sheena comes off looking for a Springboard Back Elbow but Rko nails a superkick to the back of the head. RKO yells at the ref to count! One! Two! Three! Four! Sheena is up to her knees and RKO begins to hammer away with stiff lefts and rights to the back of the head. RKO with a Missile Dropkick now and a nice Springboard Elbow Drop! RKO up top! Going for a Body Splash but Sheena moves out of the way! Sheena stalks RKO and goes for an RKO but RKO throws her off. Wow, I can’t believe she just tried to RKO RKO! RKO nails a Dragon Suplex into a pin! Wow! But of course, pinfalls don’t count so she let’s Sheena go! RKO now heads up top looking for a Shooting Star Press but Sheena caught her! PILEDRIVER! OH MY GOD! WE COULD HAVE A NEW WOMAN’S CHAMPION! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! RKO IS STIRRING! EIGHT! RKO IS TO THE ROPES! NINE! RKO PULLS HERSELF UP USING THE ROPES! AMAZING! Sheena Michaels runs at RKO but she counters and gives her a Snake Eyes onto the turnbuckle! RKO nails a Super Kick to the jaw! RKO grabs a steel chair from outside and absolutely creams Sheena! Looking for a second! SWEET CHIN MUSIC RIGHT INTO THE CHAIR! BOTH GIRLS ARE DOWN! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! AND BOTH GIRLS ARE TO THEIR FEET BARELY! RKO goes for a Snap Suplex but Sheena counters and shoves her through the ropes! OH BOY! SHEENA MICHAELS WITH A SUICIDE PLANCHA AND BOTH GIRLS GO CRASHING INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Referee is counting again! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! Sheena is using the security railing to stand! NINE! RKO has pulled herself up using the Announce Table! Sheena Michaels runs at RKO! BACK BODY DROP AND SHEENA SMASHES THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! RKO gets back in the ring and has to use the ropes to stay up! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! Sheena is stirring! NINE! She’s trying desperately to get up! TEN! NO! THE referee said she’s up just before the ten count! RKO can’t believe it so she hits a Baseball Slide but Sheena grabs her leg and pulls her out and she lands on her back! Sheena grabs the chair but RKO low-blows her! RKO strips the padding off the cement and picks up Sheena looking for a Piledriver onto the cement! But Sheena breaks free and tries to slam Rko onto the concrete but RKO kicks her hard in the gut! Sheena flies back into the security railing! RKO climbs up the security railing behind her and she’s got a tarantuala on the security railing! Wow! Sheena back body drops her and sends RKO into the first row! Sheena climbs up on to the turnbuckle! OH MY GOD! FLYING CROSS-BODY ONTO RKO INTO THE CROWD! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! BOTH GIRLS HAVEN’T MOVED! SIX! SEVEN! RKO is stirring! EIGHT! Sheena is stirring! NINE! Both girls have pulled themselves up! Sheena drags RKO through the crowd and puts her on the crowd stage! Sheena lifts herself up there and goes towards RKO but she gets a guitar pick to the eye! Sheena irish whips RKO into the drum kit! Sheena picks up RKO and goes for a Suplex! But RKO counters and oh my God! She’s gonna try and powerbomb Sheena off that fifteen foot high stage to the concrete! But Sheena lands on her feet! SIDE EFFECT! BOTH GIRLS CRASH THROUGH THE STAGE! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!

DING DING DING!

TM: WHAT??? WHAT HAPPENED?

Jillian Marcia: Ladies and Gentleman, since neither woman could answer the referee’s ten count, this match is a draw! Therfore, still your WNC Woman’s Champion, RKO Sledge Angel!

(Crowd boo’s.)

(We go to a video highlighting the story behind the Main Event.)

(Display: A Black Screen. A quote slowly appears)

“MEN ARE AT WAR WITH EACH OTHER, BECAUSE EACH MAN IS AT WAR WITH HIMSELF” –George S. Patton

Promo Voice: One has tried for months to prove his critics wrong, and hold on to that which he cherishes most.

(A flashback of a Mike Becker In-Ring Interview starts to roll)

Mike: All week, everyone’s been asking me the same stupid questions. Why, Mike, why? Why did I do it?

(The next flashback is of Mike Becker clocking Matt Ackerman with the title belt)

Mike: Matt Ackerman KNOWS damn well that I can kick his ass!

(Cut back to the interview)

Mike: I want Ackerman 100 %. I didn’t want him to have to defend his tag titles because I knew that little pussy would use that as an excuse for me beating his ass.

(Cut to a black screen, as another quote slowly appears)

“SPEED IS THE ESSENCE OF WAR. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE ENEMY'S UNPREPAREDNESS” –Sun Tzu

Promo Voice: One has attacked out of nowhere in order to lay claim to the title.

(Cut to a flashback of Countdown running over Mike Becker)

Countdown (V.O.): You’re damn right it was me that ran down Mike Becker!

(Cut to a flashback of Countdown cutting a promo in the ring, while Charles Kennedy and Matt Ackerman look on)

Countdown: I should be the new World Heavyweight Champion!

(Cut to a black screen, with one more quote)

“VENI, VIDI, VICI; I CAME, I SAW, I CONQUERED” –Gaius Julius Caesar

Promo Voice: And one who has dominated the ranks for months, now gets his opportunity at the belt.

(Cut to a flashback of Matt Ackerman first appearing in WNC)

Commentator: WAIT A MINUTE? MY GOD! IS THAT…..? IT IS? MY GOD!!! IT’S MATT ACKERMAN!!! FORMER NBWF WORLD CHAMPION MATT ACKERMAN IS HERE IN WNC!!!

(Cut to a flashback of Matt Ackerman’s performance in the Royal Rumble at Hallowed Ground, with Matt standing victorious)

Commentator: MY GOD! ACKERMAN HAS DONE IT! HE’S BEATEN THE ODDS!!!

(The faces of Ackerman, Countdown, and Becker appear on the screen)

Promo Voice: The destinies of these three warriors will cross tonight, at Wrestling Spectacle.

(Cut to a shot of Mike Becker, in street clothes, in the middle of the ring, in an empty Madison Square Garden)

Mike: For months now, people have said the same thing, “Oh, Mike has no talent”, “Mike Becker Sucks!” “Drop The Title, Mike!” Well you know what? I don’t care a bit for those losers who treat me like they do! For three or four months, now, I’ve lived up to my nickname, “The Best”! Every single challenger I faced got their asses handed to them by me! Compton, Executioner, Modern Marvel, you name ‘em, I’ve beat ‘em! So why should I be afraid of two worthless losers like Countdown and Ackerman? To me, they’re just a couple of hacks! Jobbers! WASTES OF OXYGEN! I’ve done it before, and I’ll do it again, I’m going to live up to my nickname once again. I’m going to prove once again, this time on the biggest stage in the world, that I truly am “The Best”! If you two pieces of crap think you can stop me, then JUST BRING IT, BITCHES!

(Cut to a shot of Countdown, clad in wrestling gear, in a training ring)

Countdown: How many people can say they saw it coming? I’m like the Spanish Inquisition… nobody expects me. Becker, seriously, I’ve ran you right into a hospital bed. I have to ask you, why the hell do you keep getting up? Why do you keep fighting? Well, pardon me for answering my own questions, but the answer to both of them is as simple as that little rotten tumour you call a brain. You’re a fool, that’s why. You can’t seem to get it through that thick skull of yours that your time at the top has ended. Sure, you’ve taken down a bunch of no-talent ceiling-watchers, but this time, it’s different. For once in your sorry excuse for a life, you’re taking on some real competition… ME! Becker, shine that title up as nice as you can… It’s bad enough that I have to win it from you, but it’d be MUCH worse if Countdown were to be seen with a belt as rusty as your wrestling ability! No, I want you to polish that belt so well that it shines almost as bright as the star that’s going to hold it! (points to himself) Becker, prepare to kiss that title goodbye, ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

(cut to a shot of Matt Ackerman, clad in black jeans and a NNN hoodie, with the hood covering his face, in a locker room)

Ackerman: This is the day the stars shine. This is the day that the planets align in my favour. Ever since December 12, I’ve had my eyes on one prize, and one prize only: The WNC World Heavyweight Championship. Everyone’s said it a hundred times over... “Becker’s gonna lose”. Damn right he is. You see, everywhere I go, when I make a challenge for the major title, I do it in the exact same way each time. Once I get the chance to make my presence felt, I do it. I make an impact, an impact that echoes in the minds of every single wrestling fan there is. But I don’t just stop there. Nay, I steamroll everyone who gets in my way. First, the sheer force of Total Wrestling. Then, the Elimination Chamber match of November 25, 2005. And now, the Hallowed Ground Royal Rumble. As Sim Tut and Sean Gotti have tried to stop me in the past, so have you. But the lesson they learned is the same one you shall learn… When I pick up speed, I never slow down. Sim Tut tried to slow me down by injuring me in the Tournament of Death, but I still prevailed. Sean Gotti defeated me in the Xtreme X, but I got around that, and still managed to accomplish my mission there. But what the hell have you done? Aside from a single cheap shot and an attempt to run me over… nothing. Wrestling Spectacle draws nearer, and nearer… You can no longer run, and you can no longer hide. All you can do now… is FACE YOUR DESTINY.

(Cut again to the shot of the three faces)

Promo Voice: Three warriors, one ring. One of them will come out victorious, when these forces collide… TONIGHT!

(FADE TO BLACK)

DING DING DING!

Jillian: Ladies and Gentleman, the following is the Main Event and it is a Triple Threat match for the WNC World Heavyweight Title!

(Nickelback appear on the main stage and perform “Photograph” as Mike Becker comes out to a mixed reaction. His ribs are still heavily taped from this past week.)

(Lights go out and the countdown kicks in followed by massive pyro the likes of which is normally reserved for the beginning of a show as Countdown comes out to Saliva’s I Want You. Countdown poses at the bottom of the ramp as sparks rain down from the ceiling en masse. He gets in the ring and poses as pyrotechnics shoot up from the ring and confetti falls into the audience. He poses on the opposite side and more confetti falls as pyro explodes from the catwalk in much the same fashion.)

(Ghost Love Score by Nightwish hits to a huge pop!)

Ackerman runs straight in the ring and goes right after Countdown!

DING DING DING!

Ackerman pounding away on Countdown! Becker comes up behind and nails a Release German Suplex onto Ackerman before going after Countdown himself! Becker stomping away at Countdown! Ackerman grabs Becker and nails a Straight Jacket Lungblower. He goes for the pin but Countdown rolls him up looking for the Spinning Toe Hold but Ackerman kicks free and Countdown slams face first into the middle turnbuckle! Ackerman runs at the turnbuckle and swings himself around and kicks Countdown in the face! Wow! The Mother F**king Flagpole! Becker tries to capitalize by going for the pin but Ackerman nails a beautiful 360 Spin Kick! Ackerman locks in the Kimura armbar. He tries to lock in a Guillotine Choke as well but Becker is fighting not wanting to end up in Death’s Head! Becker breaks free and nails a Enziguri! Countdown with a nice Double Axe Handle attack to take Becker down! Countdown off the ropes with a springboard dropkick to the knees! Full Nelson Slam now from Countdown. Ackerman is back up and he nails an SSD on Countdown. Becker hops up and walks into a F-5 Into the Emerald Fusion! Wow! The Moon Over Bourbon Street! Nice Running Shotei Palm Strike there from Ackerman on Countdown. Now he’s got him up! Falcon Arrow! Nicely done! Snap Suplex on Ackerman by Becker! Becker with an Overhead Belly to Belly on Countdown! Becker goes for a powerbomb on Ackerman but he counters with the Déjà vu Sattelite Headscissors. Wow! Amazing Rotation! Becker flies out of the ring as a result! Countdown with a running headbutt right to the kidney’s of Ackerman who goes flying to the outside and he spears Becker! Countdown runs! Springboard Crossbody taking out both men! Countdown shoves Becker in the ring and goes for the cover but he got his foot on the rope! Countdown picks up Becker looking for the Test Drive but it’s countered! Looking for the F-U! Ackerman is up on the top turnbuckle! HOLY SH*T! TOP ROPE BULLDOG ON COUNTDOWN WHILE HE WAS ON BECKER’S SHOULDERS! Ackerman and Becker now slugging it out! Remember it was Mike Becker who caused Ackerman and West Coast Wonder to LOSE their tag titles less than a week after winning them! Corkscrew Pele Kick takes Becker down! Handspring off the ropes now into a 450 Moonsault Elbow Drop! Amazing! Cover! One! Two! But Countdown yanks him off and throws him under the ropes to the outside! Countdown locks in the Rings of Saturn on Becker! Becker may have to tap! But Ackerman from behind locking in a Crossface on Countdown now! Wow! Becker has got his legs wrapped around Ackerman for a Dragon Sleeper! All three men are in submission holds! All three men break the holds in order to break free of the ones they are in. Fujiwara Armbar from Countdown onto Becker but he breaks loose. Arm drag from Ackerman on Becker now! And a Snap Suplex on Countdown and he lands on Becker! Ackerman now with the Rolling Thunder 450 onto both men! Ackerman up top! TWISTING SUICIDE BOMB! But Countdown got out of the way! Becker got the full brunt of that assault! Side Hurracanrana from Ackerman on Countdown now! Becker from behind with a Cradle DDT into a pin but Ackerman got his shoulder up! Becker locks in the Walls of Jericho on Ackerman! But Countdown off the top rope with a MISSILE DROPKICK! OUCH! Hammerlock now from Countdown onto Ackerman but he breaks free and nails a Half Nelson Suplex! Pumphandle Slam! Pumphandle Slam now on Becker as well! Atomic Leg Drop onto Becker! Ackerman goes for a Sccop Slam on Countdown but he hangs on and nails a Back Cracker! Vertabreaker now from Countdown on Becker! Belly to Back Suplex on Ackerman now! Countdown going for an elbow drop on Becker but he moved! Ackerman capitalizes with a Fisherman Buster on Countdown! Ganso Bomb now on Becker! Ackerman locks in the La Mistica Sattelite Headscissors into the armbar on Becker! Countdown breaks the hold with a DropSault! Countdown connects with the C4 on Ackerman! Cover! One, Two and No! Becker broke it up with a leg drop! Drop Toe Hold now from Becker sends Countdown face first into the mat! Becker tries to take advantage with the cover on Ackerman! One, Two and No Ackerman kicked out! I wasn’t sure if he still had it in him! Countdown gets an Atomic Drop on Becker followed by a Buttefly Suplex! Lou Thesz Press now on a staggering Ackerman! Countdown sends a few lefts and right before nailing the Lionsault! But Ackerman got his knee’s up! Ackerman now with the Shellshock on Countdown! Becker nails a Drop Toe Hold into a Spinning Toe Hold! Headlock Takeover but Ackerman fights free with a few lefts and rights! Headcsissors now from Ackerman but Becker nails a Big Spin! Fireman’s Carry from Countdown takes advantage of the dizzied Ackerman! And now a Snap Suplex on Becker! Countdown picks up a dazed Ackerman and nails a few chops followed by an Osaka Street Cutter! Nice Belly to Back Suplex there from Becker! Becker up top now! Connects with the elbow to the sternum of Countdown! Cover! One, two and no! Countdown kicked out. Becker frustrated goes for a Sharpshooter on Ackerman but he rolls him up into an Extreme Small Package! Countdown breaks up the hold and rolls Ackerman into a Fujiwara Armbar! Ackerman tries to roll him up but Becker nails a Standing Shooting Star Press taking out both men! Becker goes for the cover on Countdown but Ackerman breaks it up with an Axe Handle Smash! Ackerman tries to apply a Full Nelson on Becker but he slips through and nails a low blow! Well, this is no DQ! Becker sets up Ackerman for the Last Ride! Countdown runs at Becker, bounces off of Ackerman’s back and nails a Running Enziguri on Becker! WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING MOVE! Ackerman catches Countdown off guard and goes for the Ganso Bomb but Countdown counters with a DropSault! Countdown bounces off the ropes and hits a Running Sit-Down Neckbreaker! Becker is up now! Countdown nails a Jawbreaker followed by a Brainbuster! But Ackerman from behind with an Edge-O-Matic! Ackerman goes for the cover but Countdown manages to get his shoulder up! Ackerman springboards into a Hurracanrana! Wow! The Sprunt! Eye Rake from Becker though! Slingshot Suplex! Becker goes for a Kneebreaker on Ackerman but he kicks free and Becker backs right into a Dragon Suplex from Countdown! Into the cover! One! Two! No! Ackerman with that Running Senton broke it up! Ackerman and Countdown exchange chops in the corner! Ackerman seems to be getting the best and he goes for a Superplex! Wait a minute now! Becker is climbing up behind Ackerman! OH MY GOD! BECKER JUST SUPLEXED ACKERMAN WHO SUPLEXED COUNTDOWN! MY GOD! WHAT A MATCH! After a moment, Becker stumbles to his feet and climbs up the top turnbuckle! Oh my God! MOONSAULT ONTO COUNTDOWN! WHAT ELEVATION! Now he’s climbing again and he signals for ANOTHER Moonsault, this time on Ackerman! My GOD! What elevation! OH NO! ACKERMAN MOVED AND BECKER LANDED ON HIS RIBS! Ackerman locks in the Sharpshooter. But wait a minute! Now he’s got an STF too! Wow! He calls this the Proton Lock and it ain’t hard to see why Becker could be inches from tapping here! Becker’s arm is about to hit the mat when Countdown dives out of nowhere and breaks it up! Oh boy! Ackerman took severe exception and these two are brawling like crazy now! Ackerman Irish Whip’s Countdown off the ropes but Countdown leap frogs over Ackerman on the way back and does a Springboard Shuffle Kick! But Ackerman caught the leg! Dragon Whip from Ackerman! Becker from behind going for a roll-up! But Ackerman rolls it through into a Figure Four Leg Lock! The crowd Woo’s as Becker tries to turn it! Keep your eye on Countdown now! ROLLING THUNDER ONTO BOTH MEN! MY GOOD GOD! THIS HAS BEEN AN AMAZING MATCH THUS FAR! Countdown picks up Ackerman and gets a thumb to the eye for his trouble. Ackerman goes for the Styles Clash but Countdown lands back on his feet and nails a Back Body Drop into a Powerbomb! Amazing! Becker hits a Lou Thesz Press now taking out Countdown with several lefts and rights. Ackerman jumps Becker from behind and they push and shove before Countdown comes off the turnbuckle with a Flying Crossbody which takes out both men! Countdown goes for a Tazzmission on Becker and it’s locked in! Ackerman now with a Flip Leg Drop to break it up! Axe Kick now from Ackerman straight to the jaw of Countdown! Good Lord! Becker and Ackerman take advantage of the dazed Countdown! Double Suplex! But then Becker nails a Facebuster on Ackerman! Becker locks in the Indian Death Lock and Ackerman is literally screaming in pain! Ackerman may be about to tap here! But Countdown nails a Lionsault taking out both men! Countdown picks up Ackerman and nails a vicious European Uppercut! Good Lord! I think he may have broken Ackerman’s nose with that! Well, Ackerman certainly is bleeding after that shot! Countdown hits a Scoop Slam and then stalks Ackerman until he’s up and nails a Bulldog! Becker with a dropkick to the face of Countdown though! Becker picks up Countdown and tosses him face first into the turnbuckle! And now Countdown has been busted wide open! Good God! We knew this match wasn’t going to be for the feint of heart, but how could we ever expect this. Becker puts Countdown into a headlock and then begins viciously punching Countdown, trying to bust him open even more! Armbar Takedown there from Ackerman though on Becker. Ackerman now going for a Flip Leg Drop but Becker moves and Ackerman winces in pain as he lands on his tailbone! Becker goes for a Rolling Sunset Flip but Ackerman counters and rolls up Becker for a close two. Countdown runs at Ackerman but he gets Back Body Dropped to the outside! Good God! Becker has Ackerman up for the Last Ride! Countered! SWITCHBACK 05! ONE! TWO! NO! Countdown broke up the hold! German Suplex! He’s going for the RKO! But it’s countered! SWITCHBACK 05! ONE! TWO! THRE…NO! WHAT THE HELL? COUNTDOWN SOMEHOW GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! Ackerman up top now looking for the 720 Splash! But Becker’s up there and he’s going for a Superplex! But Ackerman threw him off! Countdown runs up looking for a Belly to Belly Superplex but ACKERMAN BACK BODY DROPS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! HOLY SHIT! BECKER IS BACK UP ! HE sneaks underneath him and he’s going for the Last Ride! He’s not satisfied though,he punches Ackerman a few times and climbs the ropes himself now he’s going for the Last Ride! Countered! BROKEN NECK BLUES! BROKEN NECK BLUES! MY GOD! MY GOD! ONE! TWO! THRE……HOLY SHIT! HOW THE HELL DID COUNTDOWN BREAK THAT UP! Countdown grabs Ackerman and nails the Test Drive! Countdown up top looking for a Swan Dive Headbutt but Ackerman caught him! SWITCHBACK 05 OUT OF MID-AIR! HOLY SHIT! ONE! TWO! THREE!

DING DING DING!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW WNC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, MATT ACKERMAN!!!!!

TM: MY GOD! FINALLY MATT ACKERMAN HAS RISEN TO THE TOP OF THE WNC! WHAT A MATCH! WHAT A NIGHT!

(Matt Ackerman with tears in his eyes accepts the belt from the referee and holds it up as confetti falls from the rafters! And there’s West Coast Wonder! The two men share a tearful embrace! Now WCW is waving to the back! Here comes Jesse, Raw Impact, Scott Mann, Eddie G, Ty Langston, Paul Bunyan, Ally Rogers, Savannah, Dead Man, Big Smoke and Buzzed Bunny! All these men congratulating Matt Ackerman! Paul Bunyan lifts Ackerman up on his shoulders. Buzzed Bunny just lifted the WNC Pure Champion West Coast Wonder up on his shoulders! Ackerman holds up his title as pyro goes off in the arena.)

(We cut to an image of the Statue of Liberty as massive pyro goes off all over Staten Island before we fade to black.)


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TECHNICAL CREDITS

Head Writer- Mike Jones

Match Writers- Mike Jones
Countdown
Mr. Reality
Modern Marvel
Jeremy Justice
West Coast Wonder

Promo Writers- Mike Jones
Matt Ackerman

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