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7/31 WNC BeatDown Results!
(The WNC logo appears and fades.)
(System of A Down’s Revenga plays and pyro goes off inside the sold out RBC Center in Raleigh, North Carolina!)
TM: Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome you live to the home of the Stanley Cup champion Carolina Hurricanes at the sold out RBC Center in Raleigh, North Carolina. And King, what a HUGE night we have for you tonight.
King: Absolutely, TM. Tonight, the WNC Tag Team ttiles are on the line as Kenua and Jesse challenge Mr. Natural and the Destroyer!
TM: Oh and what about this match.
(Caption pops up.)
TM: A huge match as the Number One Contender Mr. Reality Shane Warner faces off against the Lucha Legend West Coast Wonder!
King: Plus we’ve got some debuts to take care of, so let’s get started.
(Money by the O’Jays hits to mostly heat.)
TM: And speaking of debuts, what an impressive debut this man had last week against Pyro.
(We see a replay of Kid Dynomite’s victory.)
DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, weighing 210 pounds, Kid Dynomite Raine Price!
TM: And folks, our own Eric Carsons had a chance to speak with Kid Dynomite earlier tonight.
(We go to a screen in screen caption of earlier tonight.)
Eric: Kid Dynomite, last week you defeated Pyro, and tonight you face the former Pure Champion Countdown, what are your thoughts?
Kid Dynomite: Well, Well, just coming off my debut match feels great, but now I’m facing the former Pure Wrestling Champion Countdown. There’s nothing pure about Countdown’s Wrestling skill aside from his pure lack thereof. It’s a shame he lost the title, as it would have been nice for my second match here in the WNC to be for a title. Oh well, I guess I’ve gotta move on up like the Jeffersons. There must be something wrong with Countdown if he goes from being a champion to jobbing to the top rookie and quite possibly the top talent to ever grace this brand. So let me end off with the most cliché’ line ever used: Let the Countdown begin to your demise.
(We head back to live action as Kid Dynomite antagonizes the crowd.)
TM: Well folks, obviously a very cocky Kid Dynomite there.
King: And why shouldn’t he be, he beat Pyro last week!
TM: Well that’s absolutely true.
(Lights darken and the countdown hits before big pyro goes off and Saliva’s I Want You hits to a mixed reaction!)
And the opponent, from Sydney, Australia, weighing 240 pounds, he is the former WNC Pure Champion, Countdown!
TM: And of course, in a shocking main event triple threat mastch last week, Countdown’s nearly 2 month reign came to an end at the hands of X-Pac 360!
(We see the replay of X-Pac nailing an X-Factor onto Mr. Trashcan.)
DING DING DING!
And here we go. Countdown among two Australian’s in action here tonight. Later on, Sheena Michaels who is from South Australia, will team up with Ty Langston to face Kid Omen and Iron Rodger who scored a non-title pinfall against the tag champions last week. They’re among several WNC superstars from Down Under including the rapidly healing Eddie G. Kid Dynomite meanwhile hailing from North of the Border. Winnipeg to be specific. Of course, fellow Canadian Jesse will team up with Kenua to face the tag champions, one of whom happens to be Canadian, although he won’t admit to it. And folks, we’ve learned that next week the World Champion Matt Ackerman, another Canadian will share his thoughts with us live on BeatDown as the former Pure Champion Countdown locks in a headlock. Dynomite is able to shake free and he nails a Back Suplex. Dynomite now with a Modified Dragon Sleeper but Countdown rolls him up and tries to lock in the Walls of Jericho but Dynomite kicks him back! Springboard Axe Handle Smash from Countdown! Countdown tries to nail a German Suplex but Dynomite lands on his feet and nails an Edge O’Matic. Dynomite heads up top! Wow! Bulldog from the top rope! Dynomite going for a quick cover but Countdown kicks out at 2. Beautiful Spinning Fisherman Suplex from Dynomite! Dynomite hooks the leg but again only a 2 count. Dynomite goes for a Scoop Slam but Countdown breaks loose and nails a Dropkick right to the face of Dynomite! Swinging Neckbomb from Countdown. Countdown attempts to lock in a Step Over Toe Hold but Dynomite shoves him off and Countdown almost ran into the referee. Dynomite nails a low blow! The referee didn’t see it! BBC DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FAME ASSER CONNECTS! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Kid Dynomite Raine Price!
(Kid Dynomite celebrates in the ring as we head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercials and the countdown hits and the crowd goes insane!)
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!
TM: MY GOD! MY GOD! CHRIS JERICHO IS HERE TONIGHT!
(Wrestling God comes out wearing a bright silver jacket and mocks Jericho’s pose to huge heat.)
TM: Oh never mind! It’s just that damn son of a bitch Wrestling God!
WG: Welcome to the WNC is WG!
(Crowd boo’s!)
WG: Ah, to hell with it, this jacket sucks.)
(WG throws the jacket on the floor and stomps on it.)
WG: Everyone take out your calendars, journals, cell phnes and/or iBooks and mark this date down. Sunday, August 13th, 2006. The day that I will once again defeat Chris Jericho and forever prove my immortality! It will be the day that I prove to the ENTIRE world that I am what I say I am, and I am a WRESTLING GO…..
Chris Jericho: Hello assclown!
(Crowd pops huge as an image of Chris Jericho shows up on the Titan-Tron. He appears to be in some sort of an office.)
Chris: Hey jackass, sorry I couldn’t be there tonight. I know there’s plenty of Jericaholics in North Carolina!
(Crowd pops huge!)
WG: Quit kissing ass to these stupid redneck idiots and tell me what the hell you think you’re doing interrupting me!
(Crowd boo’s again.)
Chris: Haha, what’s a matter, WG? Don’t you recognize this place?
(Camera pans out and WG reacts.)
Chris: That’s right, this is your office in High Street! Nice comfortable chair. Top quality espresso machine.
(Chris pauses to take a drink.)
Chris: Highest quality computers. A beautiful view of downtown. And even an absolutely exquisite framed poster of yours truly!
(Camera turns around to see a framed picture of Chris Jericho which WG seems to insist is not his.)
Chris: Oh, and something else, interesting.
(Chris opens up the filing cabinet and pulls out a thick folder.)
Chris: Hmm, I wonder what this is…. Oh, it’s your tax records?
WG: You put those damn things down right now or I’ll call the police on your ass!
Chris: It’s funny, WG, because for a guy who has as much money as you do, it seems to be rather, incomplete.
WG: You liar! I am an honest American citizen!
Chris: No, no, WG, I’m sure you are. But unfortunately, there seems to be some other documents here, that seem to be rather interesting, such as….
(Chris pulls out a paper.)
Chris: A stock market form filled out under the pseudonym Timothy Johnson in your handwriting! And it seems to be a claim to invest in your own personal stock!
(Crowd laughs as WG freaks out!)
Chris: Wow, WG. I don’t mean to speculate, but I have to say that with the stuff in this folder, you could be in for a very awkward situation when the IRS comes knocking at your door!
WG: Damn it! You son of a bitch! You have no right to do this!
Chris: Right, right. And of course, you certainly have the right to tresspass on my personal property and take candid photo’s of my wife! Well, WG. It seems we have ourselves a dilemna, here. So how’s about this. These records will go into that briefcase that hangs high above the ladder at WNC Summer Blast.
WG: Hell no! Your blackmailing me! Blackmail is illegal!
Chris: Is it WG? Is it really? I believe last week, you blackmailed me. So now, it’s my turn. See ya.
(The titan-tron switches off as the crowd cheers and WG panics.)
TM: Wrestling God doesn’t have a choice! Jericho has backed him into a corner! Way to go Chris!
(We head backstage and we see Sheena Michaels holding a punching bag and Ty Langston jabbing at it.)
Sheena: C’mon Ty, you’ve got to focus! Hit that damn bag! Hit it! Harder!
TM: Well folks, later tonight Sheena Michaels and Ty Langston will be in action against Kid Omen and Iron Rodger.
(We cut to an image of an unknown man.)
TM: But coming up next, a Triple threat match featuring THREE brand new WNC stars.
(We head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercials and The Champ Is Here by Jadakiss hits to mostly heat.)
DING DING DING!
The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Sacramento, California, The Real Deal, Alex Seeker!
TM: Well folks, our camera’s caught up with Alex Seeker earlier today.
(A caption pops up and Seeker speaks.)
Alex Seeker: Tonight I make my WNC debut and start my journey to the WNC World Title. Tonight, I’m going to show all of you who the real deal is!
(We head back to live action as Seeker is antagonizing the fans.)
(Cochise by Audioslave hits to a small pop.)
And his opponents, first, from Sacramento, California, weighng 230 pounds, The Forgotten One, Victor!
TM: Well folks, this man is a very talented athlete, but with a very mysterious past. When he was younger, an assault of some sorts, which he doesn’t remember, was so bad he lost a lot of knowledge of who he was.
(Lights darken and eerie music begins to play as red smoke pours from the stage and a man is elevated from beneath the stage. He then eerily walks to the ring.)
And their opponent, from Parts Unknown, the Dark Warrior, Lord Malichi!
TM: Well folks, this man scares the hell out of me. He is a former student of the legendary Undertaker. We also hear that his personality and attitude have caught the attention of the Dead Man here in WNC.
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Seeker knocks Victor out of the ring with a dropkick. Malichi tries to roll him up but Seeker counters and locks in a Standing Crossface! Victor comes up behind him with a Hangman’s Neck Breaker! Victor goes for a Rear Naked Choke but Malichi counters it into a Pumphandle Slam! Amazing strength! Malichi goes for a Stalling Brainbuster on Victor but he counters into a roll-up. One two! NO! Seeker broke it up with a brutal dropkick! Snap Suplex on Malichi from Seeker! Seeker nails a Face Drop on Victor. Malichi sits up and goes for a Chokeslam on Seeker! Rake of the eyes! RUNNING POWER BOMB AND MALICHI ENDS UP ON THE OUTSIDE! OH MY GOD! VICTOR FROM BEHIND GOES FOR THE CRADLE SHOCK! DRAGONRANA DDT FROM SEEKER! HE CALLS THAT THE IDOL MAKER! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Alex Seeker!
TM: An impressive debut from all three men, but in the end Alex Seeker got the win!
(We head backstage and Jesse is sitting in a chair, focusing intently. Kid Omen walks in.)
Kid Omen: Hey Jesse, what’s up?
Jesse: Ahh nothing man. Just getting ready for our tag titles match tonight.
Kid Omen: Yeah I heard. Good luck with that. Where’s Kenua?
Jesse: Bah, he’s hanging out with Luchara. Ever since he met her, she’s been nothing but a distraction.
Kid Omen: Oh c’mon man, I’ve never seen Kenua this happy before.
Jesse: Pfft. Yeah I guess. Whatever.
Kid Omen: Anyways, I gotta go, me and Iron Rodger got a match.
Jesse: Good luck.
(We head to commercial.)
7/31 WNC BeatDown Results!
(The WNC logo appears and fades.)
(System of A Down’s Revenga plays and pyro goes off inside the sold out RBC Center in Raleigh, North Carolina!)
TM: Ladies and Gentleman, we welcome you live to the home of the Stanley Cup champion Carolina Hurricanes at the sold out RBC Center in Raleigh, North Carolina. And King, what a HUGE night we have for you tonight.
King: Absolutely, TM. Tonight, the WNC Tag Team ttiles are on the line as Kenua and Jesse challenge Mr. Natural and the Destroyer!
TM: Oh and what about this match.
(Caption pops up.)
TM: A huge match as the Number One Contender Mr. Reality Shane Warner faces off against the Lucha Legend West Coast Wonder!
King: Plus we’ve got some debuts to take care of, so let’s get started.
(Money by the O’Jays hits to mostly heat.)
TM: And speaking of debuts, what an impressive debut this man had last week against Pyro.
(We see a replay of Kid Dynomite’s victory.)
DING DING DING!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, weighing 210 pounds, Kid Dynomite Raine Price!
TM: And folks, our own Eric Carsons had a chance to speak with Kid Dynomite earlier tonight.
(We go to a screen in screen caption of earlier tonight.)
Eric: Kid Dynomite, last week you defeated Pyro, and tonight you face the former Pure Champion Countdown, what are your thoughts?
Kid Dynomite: Well, Well, just coming off my debut match feels great, but now I’m facing the former Pure Wrestling Champion Countdown. There’s nothing pure about Countdown’s Wrestling skill aside from his pure lack thereof. It’s a shame he lost the title, as it would have been nice for my second match here in the WNC to be for a title. Oh well, I guess I’ve gotta move on up like the Jeffersons. There must be something wrong with Countdown if he goes from being a champion to jobbing to the top rookie and quite possibly the top talent to ever grace this brand. So let me end off with the most cliché’ line ever used: Let the Countdown begin to your demise.
(We head back to live action as Kid Dynomite antagonizes the crowd.)
TM: Well folks, obviously a very cocky Kid Dynomite there.
King: And why shouldn’t he be, he beat Pyro last week!
TM: Well that’s absolutely true.
(Lights darken and the countdown hits before big pyro goes off and Saliva’s I Want You hits to a mixed reaction!)
And the opponent, from Sydney, Australia, weighing 240 pounds, he is the former WNC Pure Champion, Countdown!
TM: And of course, in a shocking main event triple threat mastch last week, Countdown’s nearly 2 month reign came to an end at the hands of X-Pac 360!
(We see the replay of X-Pac nailing an X-Factor onto Mr. Trashcan.)
DING DING DING!
And here we go. Countdown among two Australian’s in action here tonight. Later on, Sheena Michaels who is from South Australia, will team up with Ty Langston to face Kid Omen and Iron Rodger who scored a non-title pinfall against the tag champions last week. They’re among several WNC superstars from Down Under including the rapidly healing Eddie G. Kid Dynomite meanwhile hailing from North of the Border. Winnipeg to be specific. Of course, fellow Canadian Jesse will team up with Kenua to face the tag champions, one of whom happens to be Canadian, although he won’t admit to it. And folks, we’ve learned that next week the World Champion Matt Ackerman, another Canadian will share his thoughts with us live on BeatDown as the former Pure Champion Countdown locks in a headlock. Dynomite is able to shake free and he nails a Back Suplex. Dynomite now with a Modified Dragon Sleeper but Countdown rolls him up and tries to lock in the Walls of Jericho but Dynomite kicks him back! Springboard Axe Handle Smash from Countdown! Countdown tries to nail a German Suplex but Dynomite lands on his feet and nails an Edge O’Matic. Dynomite heads up top! Wow! Bulldog from the top rope! Dynomite going for a quick cover but Countdown kicks out at 2. Beautiful Spinning Fisherman Suplex from Dynomite! Dynomite hooks the leg but again only a 2 count. Dynomite goes for a Scoop Slam but Countdown breaks loose and nails a Dropkick right to the face of Dynomite! Swinging Neckbomb from Countdown. Countdown attempts to lock in a Step Over Toe Hold but Dynomite shoves him off and Countdown almost ran into the referee. Dynomite nails a low blow! The referee didn’t see it! BBC DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FAME ASSER CONNECTS! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Kid Dynomite Raine Price!
(Kid Dynomite celebrates in the ring as we head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercials and the countdown hits and the crowd goes insane!)
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!
TM: MY GOD! MY GOD! CHRIS JERICHO IS HERE TONIGHT!
(Wrestling God comes out wearing a bright silver jacket and mocks Jericho’s pose to huge heat.)
TM: Oh never mind! It’s just that damn son of a bitch Wrestling God!
WG: Welcome to the WNC is WG!
(Crowd boo’s!)
WG: Ah, to hell with it, this jacket sucks.)
(WG throws the jacket on the floor and stomps on it.)
WG: Everyone take out your calendars, journals, cell phnes and/or iBooks and mark this date down. Sunday, August 13th, 2006. The day that I will once again defeat Chris Jericho and forever prove my immortality! It will be the day that I prove to the ENTIRE world that I am what I say I am, and I am a WRESTLING GO…..
Chris Jericho: Hello assclown!
(Crowd pops huge as an image of Chris Jericho shows up on the Titan-Tron. He appears to be in some sort of an office.)
Chris: Hey jackass, sorry I couldn’t be there tonight. I know there’s plenty of Jericaholics in North Carolina!
(Crowd pops huge!)
WG: Quit kissing ass to these stupid redneck idiots and tell me what the hell you think you’re doing interrupting me!
(Crowd boo’s again.)
Chris: Haha, what’s a matter, WG? Don’t you recognize this place?
(Camera pans out and WG reacts.)
Chris: That’s right, this is your office in High Street! Nice comfortable chair. Top quality espresso machine.
(Chris pauses to take a drink.)
Chris: Highest quality computers. A beautiful view of downtown. And even an absolutely exquisite framed poster of yours truly!
(Camera turns around to see a framed picture of Chris Jericho which WG seems to insist is not his.)
Chris: Oh, and something else, interesting.
(Chris opens up the filing cabinet and pulls out a thick folder.)
Chris: Hmm, I wonder what this is…. Oh, it’s your tax records?
WG: You put those damn things down right now or I’ll call the police on your ass!
Chris: It’s funny, WG, because for a guy who has as much money as you do, it seems to be rather, incomplete.
WG: You liar! I am an honest American citizen!
Chris: No, no, WG, I’m sure you are. But unfortunately, there seems to be some other documents here, that seem to be rather interesting, such as….
(Chris pulls out a paper.)
Chris: A stock market form filled out under the pseudonym Timothy Johnson in your handwriting! And it seems to be a claim to invest in your own personal stock!
(Crowd laughs as WG freaks out!)
Chris: Wow, WG. I don’t mean to speculate, but I have to say that with the stuff in this folder, you could be in for a very awkward situation when the IRS comes knocking at your door!
WG: Damn it! You son of a bitch! You have no right to do this!
Chris: Right, right. And of course, you certainly have the right to tresspass on my personal property and take candid photo’s of my wife! Well, WG. It seems we have ourselves a dilemna, here. So how’s about this. These records will go into that briefcase that hangs high above the ladder at WNC Summer Blast.
WG: Hell no! Your blackmailing me! Blackmail is illegal!
Chris: Is it WG? Is it really? I believe last week, you blackmailed me. So now, it’s my turn. See ya.
(The titan-tron switches off as the crowd cheers and WG panics.)
TM: Wrestling God doesn’t have a choice! Jericho has backed him into a corner! Way to go Chris!
(We head backstage and we see Sheena Michaels holding a punching bag and Ty Langston jabbing at it.)
Sheena: C’mon Ty, you’ve got to focus! Hit that damn bag! Hit it! Harder!
TM: Well folks, later tonight Sheena Michaels and Ty Langston will be in action against Kid Omen and Iron Rodger.
(We cut to an image of an unknown man.)
TM: But coming up next, a Triple threat match featuring THREE brand new WNC stars.
(We head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercials and The Champ Is Here by Jadakiss hits to mostly heat.)
DING DING DING!
The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Sacramento, California, The Real Deal, Alex Seeker!
TM: Well folks, our camera’s caught up with Alex Seeker earlier today.
(A caption pops up and Seeker speaks.)
Alex Seeker: Tonight I make my WNC debut and start my journey to the WNC World Title. Tonight, I’m going to show all of you who the real deal is!
(We head back to live action as Seeker is antagonizing the fans.)
(Cochise by Audioslave hits to a small pop.)
And his opponents, first, from Sacramento, California, weighng 230 pounds, The Forgotten One, Victor!
TM: Well folks, this man is a very talented athlete, but with a very mysterious past. When he was younger, an assault of some sorts, which he doesn’t remember, was so bad he lost a lot of knowledge of who he was.
(Lights darken and eerie music begins to play as red smoke pours from the stage and a man is elevated from beneath the stage. He then eerily walks to the ring.)
And their opponent, from Parts Unknown, the Dark Warrior, Lord Malichi!
TM: Well folks, this man scares the hell out of me. He is a former student of the legendary Undertaker. We also hear that his personality and attitude have caught the attention of the Dead Man here in WNC.
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Seeker knocks Victor out of the ring with a dropkick. Malichi tries to roll him up but Seeker counters and locks in a Standing Crossface! Victor comes up behind him with a Hangman’s Neck Breaker! Victor goes for a Rear Naked Choke but Malichi counters it into a Pumphandle Slam! Amazing strength! Malichi goes for a Stalling Brainbuster on Victor but he counters into a roll-up. One two! NO! Seeker broke it up with a brutal dropkick! Snap Suplex on Malichi from Seeker! Seeker nails a Face Drop on Victor. Malichi sits up and goes for a Chokeslam on Seeker! Rake of the eyes! RUNNING POWER BOMB AND MALICHI ENDS UP ON THE OUTSIDE! OH MY GOD! VICTOR FROM BEHIND GOES FOR THE CRADLE SHOCK! DRAGONRANA DDT FROM SEEKER! HE CALLS THAT THE IDOL MAKER! ONE! TWO! THREE!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Alex Seeker!
TM: An impressive debut from all three men, but in the end Alex Seeker got the win!
(We head backstage and Jesse is sitting in a chair, focusing intently. Kid Omen walks in.)
Kid Omen: Hey Jesse, what’s up?
Jesse: Ahh nothing man. Just getting ready for our tag titles match tonight.
Kid Omen: Yeah I heard. Good luck with that. Where’s Kenua?
Jesse: Bah, he’s hanging out with Luchara. Ever since he met her, she’s been nothing but a distraction.
Kid Omen: Oh c’mon man, I’ve never seen Kenua this happy before.
Jesse: Pfft. Yeah I guess. Whatever.
Kid Omen: Anyways, I gotta go, me and Iron Rodger got a match.
Jesse: Good luck.
(We head to commercial.)
?! JESSE JUST NAILED KENUA FROM BEHIND!