Post by Mike Jones on Aug 14, 2006 5:47:33 GMT -5
8/7 WNC BeatDown Results!
(The WNC logo appears and fades and the BeatDown video plays.)
(After the video is done, we head to ringside just as Money by the O’Jays hits to mostly heat.)
DING DING DING!
Jillian Marcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, Kid Dynomite Raine Price!
TM: Good evening, everyone and welcome to the sold out National Car Rental Center in sunny Fort Lauderdale, Florida, just six days before WNC Summer Blast for a HUGE Special One Hour BeatDown tonight. Folks, I’m Tim Moss, alongside Larry “The King” Fowler, and King what a way to start than with the undefeated Raine Price!
King: Absolutely, this Sunday, he’s gonna be in the pre-PPV match on WNC.Com facing off against another newcomer, “The Forgotten One” Victor!
(Carolina Pride by Numb hits to mostly heat.)
TM: But tonight, he’ll have to face off with Dimes!
And the opponent, from New York, New York, Dimes!
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Dimes runs at Kid Dynomite looking for a Clothesline but Dynomite ducks and nails a German Suplex! Kid Dynomite gets him up! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FAME ASSER! Now Dynomite locks in the Spoiled Brat Reverse DDT Dragon Choke! Dimes taps! Dimes taps!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Kid Dynomite!
TM: What an impressive victory for Kid Dynomite!
(Kid Dynomite takes the microphone from Jillian.)
Kid Dynomite: Ever since I came to the WNC, I have done everything I said I would and that is kick anyone’s ass who gets in my way. And tonight, I did just that, and this Sunday, I face the “Forgotten One” Victor. Well let me tell you something, pal, as if you weren’t “forgettable” enough, you will DEFINETLY be forgotten after I steamroll your ass in this ring! Cuz unlike you, I’m going to be someone who will be remembered for years!
TM: Well some very confident words there from Kid Dynomite, who remains undefeated here in the WNC, but folks right now we have to show you the absolutely shocking final moments of BeatDown last week. It was Jesse and Kenua challenging FTW for the tag team titles, but what happened at the end was absolutely shocking!
(We go to a replay of the last few minutes.)
(Jesse picks up Destroyer! THE JESSINATOR! HIGH ANGLE BRAINBUSTER DDT CONNECTS! Jesse signals for the 780! He heads up top! NO! HANNAH HARPER JUST PULLED THE TOP ROPE AND JESSE NUTTED HIMSELF! WAIT A MINUTE! THERE’S LUCHARA! LUCHARA SPEARS HANNAH HARPER! CAT FIGHT! CATTT FIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTTT!!!! WHAT THE HELL! NATURAL JUST GRABBED LUCHARA AND SLAMMED HER BACK FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! OH MY GOD! LUCHARA COULD BE SERIOUSLY HURT! Kenua runs over to check on her! Wait a minute! What the hell is the Destroyer doing! THE SUPER DESTROYER ON JESSE! NO! JESSE COUNTERED IT INTO A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! JESSE NAILS THE MINDBENDER! OH NO! NATURAL JUST CRACKED JESSE WITH THE TAG TITLE! THE REF DIDN’T SEE IT AS HE WAS BUSY ATTENDING TO LUCHARA ON THE OUTSIDE! Natural puts Destroyers arm over Jesse and yells at the ref! KENUA! GET IN THERE! HE DOESN’T SEE THE PIN! THE REF COUNTS! ONE! TWO! THREE!)
(Crowd boos!)
DING DING DING!
Here are your winners, and STILL the WNC Tag Team Champions, Mr. Natural and the Destroyer!
(Natural and Destroyer take the belts and take off up the stage as fans surround them with boos! Kenua is shocked. Jesse sits up in pain, he doesn’t look happy. Kenua gets in the ring now with Jesse.)
TM: Kenua appears to be apologizing. Jesse is absolutely berating Kenua here! Kenua reaches out his hand and helps Jesse to his feet! The two argue for a moment. Then Jesse sighs and puts out his hand and the two embrace. The crowd on their feet for these two! They came so close! Kenua and Jesse salute the crowd who are standing and cheering! WHAT THE HELL?????! JESSE JUST NAILED KENUA FROM BEHIND!
(HUGE BOOS!)
TM: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE! JESSE JUST KNOCKED KENUA OUT COLD WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! MY GOD!
(Fans boo like crazy and begin throwing garbage in the ring!)
TM: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? JESSE JUST ATTACKED HIS PARTNER! HIS FRIEND! THAT SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE HELL IS HIS PROBLEM!
(We head back to live footage backstage and we see Jesse in a sports jacket making his way to the ring to big heat. He passes several superstars including Alex Seeker, Ty Langston, Sheena Michaels, Da Gangsta and Ally Rogers who all seem to be dissapointed and surprised by his actions last week.)
TM: Well folks, hopefully we will get some kind of an explanation here from Jesse as he’s headed out here.
(We head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercials as Set It Off Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to HUGE HEAT as Jesse walks out in a sports jacket with microphone in hand.)
(Jesse gets in the ring and the music stops. The fans chant asshole and boo more.)
Jesse: All of you shut the hell up and let me talk!
(Big heat!)
Jesse: A few weeks ago, I was sitting backstage in that very locker room, and I came to an epiphany. I was sitting back there wallowing in defeat, yet again, because my partner couldn’t keep his head on the game, instead he was too damn focused on some girl. Part of me thought, meh, he’s just a young guy, he’s got hormones and feelings, it’ll be over in a week. Another part of me felt, ya know he’s my friend, and maybe I should be happy for him. But then I realized, wait a minute, my name isn’t Kenua, my name is Jesse. This shouldn’t be about him! No! I need to focus on me! And hey, I was honestly contemplating leaving the Three Amigo’s, on good terms of course. Then Eddie got hurt, and somehow we managed to get a title shot. So, I figured, sure I’ll run with it, championship gold is always good for my resume’. But then Kenua screwed it up. AGAIN!
(Crowd boos!)
Jesse: And I finally realized it, you know what, all those people who’ve stabbed me in the back were right! As much as I hate to admit it, J-Master was right. Natural and the Destroyer were right! This business is not about making friends and selling t-shirts, it’s about winning matches! And quite frankly, now that I realize that, I’m ready to get back to my winning ways. I don’t give a rat’s ass about anyone in the back room anymore. I don’t give a rat’s ass about any of you moronic fans, especially you idiots in Florida who can’t even figure out how to vote in an election without screwing it up!
(HUGE HEAT!)
Jesse: See, I finally figured it out. This isn’t about any of you no-good selfish pricks! (HUGE HEAT!) This is about me! This about me being the MAIN EVENT! This about me being the WORLD CHAMPION! This is about ME! Not about stupid tag teams or factions! Not about stupid backstage segments and sketches! Not about lame ass food fights! Not about trying to “entertain” the fans. I’M SICK OF THAT AND I’M SICK OF TRYING TO IMPRESS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! I AM ABOVE ALL OF YOU! I DON’T NEED TO DO A DAMN THING TO IMPRESS YOU! MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES!
(CROWD POPS HUGE AS KENUA COMES RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!)
TM: WAIT A MINUTE THERE’S KENUA! KENUA IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF JESSE! THESE TWO MEN ARE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER!
(Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen hits to a mixed reaction as the C.E.O. Charles Kennedy comes out with several referee’s and security guards who run to the ring and begin seperating the two men.)
Charles Kennedy: Stop it right now! You two want each other so bad! Well, then this Sunday, at WNC Summer Blast, it’s gonna happen! That’s right! This Sunday! Jesse vs. Kenua! One on One! In that Very Ring!
(Crowd Pops Huge as Jesse and Kenua are both restrained.)
TM: My GOD! That’s huge news! Finally, this Sunday, Kenua will get his hands on Jesse!
(We head to commercial as Jesse and Kenua break free and begin brawling again before finally being seperated.)
(We come back from commercial and head to a music video showcasing the brutal feud between West Coast Wonder and Venom set to “I Don’t Feel Very Receptive Today” by Underoath. We see footage of their intense rivalry from ECWF, XWA, NBWF and others as well as recent WNC footage.)
TM: Folks, that’s right, this Sunday at WNC Summer Blast, it all comes to a head for West Coast Wonder and Venom. It will be a hellacious best 2 out of 3 falls match! The first fall is No Disqualification. The second is a TLC match and the third and final fall will be a Hell In a Cell match!
King: Absolutely, it’s going to be a hellacious night this Sunday!
(World Wide Suicide by Pearl Jam begins playing.)
King: This Sunday, the WNC presents WNC SummerBlast! A huge Main Event! A 60 Minute Iron Man Match with the WNC World Heavyweight Title on the line as Matt Ackerman defends against a man who has never been pinned in the WNC, Mr. Reality Shane Warner!
TM: But what is the physical condition of Matt Ackerman? At this point, we don’t even know if he’s been medically cleared to wrestle!
King: And what about what we just heard before the break? It’s going to be the Self Proclaimed Main Event Jesse facing off against his former best friend Kenua!
TM: You talk about a personal match, these two men were like brothers before Jesse stabbed Kenua in the back!
King: Oh, and speaking of personal, what about this one?
(Caption pops up.)
TM: Oh absolutely, for weeks now, Wrestling God and Chris Jericho have been blackmailing one another. The result? An epic ladder match this Sunday at Summer Blast! Among the contents of that briefcase, lewd photo’s Wrestling God allegedly took of Chris Jericho’s wife, “alleged” undisputed evidence against Jericho’s son vandalizing a school, and some important tax papers that apparently reveal Wrestling God’s stock undergoing a conflict of interest!
King: And the WNC Pure Title is on the line as Countdown uses his rematch clause against X-Pac 360!
TM: Not to mention, a unique match as Raw Impact challenges the Iron Rodger in a “Walk the Plank” match.
King: What the hell is a Walk the Plank match?
TM: I have no clue King.
King: But we sure as hell know what a Last Man Standing match is and how bloody they can get. Compton’s Most Wanted looks for revenge from one of the most humiliating defeats of his career as he squares off with Bob in a match so brutal, so sadistic, that the only way to win is by incapacitating your opponent for a full ten count.
TM: Right, and for the first time EVER, the WNC Woman’s Title will be decided in a FIRST BLOOD MATCH! The Champion Savannah, defends against RKO Sledge Angel. These two have collided many times in the past, and something tells me this is gonna be the end of it.
King: We can only hope, but what about this one? A Tag Team Casket match?
TM: Absolutely, it’s the Dead Man and the rookie Dark Warrior Lord Malichi teaming up against the WNC Hardcore Champion Mike Becker and the 500 plus pound giant Paul Bunyan!
King: The rules are simple, the first team to put both of their opponents inside a casket will be the winner! Once the casket is closed, it is locked! So if one person gets eliminated, then effectively their partner is in a handicap match!
TM: Absolutely, and that’s a dangerous situation.
King: And of course, we saw Kid Dynomite in action earlier tonight. He’s gonna be taking on another up and comer in “The Forgotten One” Victor!
TM: And folks we’ve just found out that the WNC Tag Team titles will be on the line this Sunday as Mr. Natural and the Destroyer defend their belts against Sheena Michaels and Ty Langston in a Steel Cage!
(Born of Anger by Fozzy hits to a decent pop!)
TM: And folks, here comes the number one contenders, Sheena Michaels and Ty Langston get set for tag team action against two of the men involved in that Tag Team Cakset match as they face Lord Malichi and the Dead Man! Folks, that match is next!
(Sheena Michaels and Ty Langston get in the ring as we head to commercial.)
(The WNC logo appears and fades and the BeatDown video plays.)
(After the video is done, we head to ringside just as Money by the O’Jays hits to mostly heat.)
DING DING DING!
Jillian Marcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, Kid Dynomite Raine Price!
TM: Good evening, everyone and welcome to the sold out National Car Rental Center in sunny Fort Lauderdale, Florida, just six days before WNC Summer Blast for a HUGE Special One Hour BeatDown tonight. Folks, I’m Tim Moss, alongside Larry “The King” Fowler, and King what a way to start than with the undefeated Raine Price!
King: Absolutely, this Sunday, he’s gonna be in the pre-PPV match on WNC.Com facing off against another newcomer, “The Forgotten One” Victor!
(Carolina Pride by Numb hits to mostly heat.)
TM: But tonight, he’ll have to face off with Dimes!
And the opponent, from New York, New York, Dimes!
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Dimes runs at Kid Dynomite looking for a Clothesline but Dynomite ducks and nails a German Suplex! Kid Dynomite gets him up! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FAME ASSER! Now Dynomite locks in the Spoiled Brat Reverse DDT Dragon Choke! Dimes taps! Dimes taps!
DING DING DING!
Here is your winner, Kid Dynomite!
TM: What an impressive victory for Kid Dynomite!
(Kid Dynomite takes the microphone from Jillian.)
Kid Dynomite: Ever since I came to the WNC, I have done everything I said I would and that is kick anyone’s ass who gets in my way. And tonight, I did just that, and this Sunday, I face the “Forgotten One” Victor. Well let me tell you something, pal, as if you weren’t “forgettable” enough, you will DEFINETLY be forgotten after I steamroll your ass in this ring! Cuz unlike you, I’m going to be someone who will be remembered for years!
TM: Well some very confident words there from Kid Dynomite, who remains undefeated here in the WNC, but folks right now we have to show you the absolutely shocking final moments of BeatDown last week. It was Jesse and Kenua challenging FTW for the tag team titles, but what happened at the end was absolutely shocking!
(We go to a replay of the last few minutes.)
(Jesse picks up Destroyer! THE JESSINATOR! HIGH ANGLE BRAINBUSTER DDT CONNECTS! Jesse signals for the 780! He heads up top! NO! HANNAH HARPER JUST PULLED THE TOP ROPE AND JESSE NUTTED HIMSELF! WAIT A MINUTE! THERE’S LUCHARA! LUCHARA SPEARS HANNAH HARPER! CAT FIGHT! CATTT FIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTTT!!!! WHAT THE HELL! NATURAL JUST GRABBED LUCHARA AND SLAMMED HER BACK FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! OH MY GOD! LUCHARA COULD BE SERIOUSLY HURT! Kenua runs over to check on her! Wait a minute! What the hell is the Destroyer doing! THE SUPER DESTROYER ON JESSE! NO! JESSE COUNTERED IT INTO A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! JESSE NAILS THE MINDBENDER! OH NO! NATURAL JUST CRACKED JESSE WITH THE TAG TITLE! THE REF DIDN’T SEE IT AS HE WAS BUSY ATTENDING TO LUCHARA ON THE OUTSIDE! Natural puts Destroyers arm over Jesse and yells at the ref! KENUA! GET IN THERE! HE DOESN’T SEE THE PIN! THE REF COUNTS! ONE! TWO! THREE!)
(Crowd boos!)
DING DING DING!
Here are your winners, and STILL the WNC Tag Team Champions, Mr. Natural and the Destroyer!
(Natural and Destroyer take the belts and take off up the stage as fans surround them with boos! Kenua is shocked. Jesse sits up in pain, he doesn’t look happy. Kenua gets in the ring now with Jesse.)
TM: Kenua appears to be apologizing. Jesse is absolutely berating Kenua here! Kenua reaches out his hand and helps Jesse to his feet! The two argue for a moment. Then Jesse sighs and puts out his hand and the two embrace. The crowd on their feet for these two! They came so close! Kenua and Jesse salute the crowd who are standing and cheering! WHAT THE HELL?????! JESSE JUST NAILED KENUA FROM BEHIND!
(HUGE BOOS!)
TM: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE! JESSE JUST KNOCKED KENUA OUT COLD WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! MY GOD!
(Fans boo like crazy and begin throwing garbage in the ring!)
TM: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? JESSE JUST ATTACKED HIS PARTNER! HIS FRIEND! THAT SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE HELL IS HIS PROBLEM!
(We head back to live footage backstage and we see Jesse in a sports jacket making his way to the ring to big heat. He passes several superstars including Alex Seeker, Ty Langston, Sheena Michaels, Da Gangsta and Ally Rogers who all seem to be dissapointed and surprised by his actions last week.)
TM: Well folks, hopefully we will get some kind of an explanation here from Jesse as he’s headed out here.
(We head to commercials.)
(We come back from commercials as Set It Off Tweeker Mix by P.O.D. hits to HUGE HEAT as Jesse walks out in a sports jacket with microphone in hand.)
(Jesse gets in the ring and the music stops. The fans chant asshole and boo more.)
Jesse: All of you shut the hell up and let me talk!
(Big heat!)
Jesse: A few weeks ago, I was sitting backstage in that very locker room, and I came to an epiphany. I was sitting back there wallowing in defeat, yet again, because my partner couldn’t keep his head on the game, instead he was too damn focused on some girl. Part of me thought, meh, he’s just a young guy, he’s got hormones and feelings, it’ll be over in a week. Another part of me felt, ya know he’s my friend, and maybe I should be happy for him. But then I realized, wait a minute, my name isn’t Kenua, my name is Jesse. This shouldn’t be about him! No! I need to focus on me! And hey, I was honestly contemplating leaving the Three Amigo’s, on good terms of course. Then Eddie got hurt, and somehow we managed to get a title shot. So, I figured, sure I’ll run with it, championship gold is always good for my resume’. But then Kenua screwed it up. AGAIN!
(Crowd boos!)
Jesse: And I finally realized it, you know what, all those people who’ve stabbed me in the back were right! As much as I hate to admit it, J-Master was right. Natural and the Destroyer were right! This business is not about making friends and selling t-shirts, it’s about winning matches! And quite frankly, now that I realize that, I’m ready to get back to my winning ways. I don’t give a rat’s ass about anyone in the back room anymore. I don’t give a rat’s ass about any of you moronic fans, especially you idiots in Florida who can’t even figure out how to vote in an election without screwing it up!
(HUGE HEAT!)
Jesse: See, I finally figured it out. This isn’t about any of you no-good selfish pricks! (HUGE HEAT!) This is about me! This about me being the MAIN EVENT! This about me being the WORLD CHAMPION! This is about ME! Not about stupid tag teams or factions! Not about stupid backstage segments and sketches! Not about lame ass food fights! Not about trying to “entertain” the fans. I’M SICK OF THAT AND I’M SICK OF TRYING TO IMPRESS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! I AM ABOVE ALL OF YOU! I DON’T NEED TO DO A DAMN THING TO IMPRESS YOU! MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES!
(CROWD POPS HUGE AS KENUA COMES RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!)
TM: WAIT A MINUTE THERE’S KENUA! KENUA IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF JESSE! THESE TWO MEN ARE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER!
(Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen hits to a mixed reaction as the C.E.O. Charles Kennedy comes out with several referee’s and security guards who run to the ring and begin seperating the two men.)
Charles Kennedy: Stop it right now! You two want each other so bad! Well, then this Sunday, at WNC Summer Blast, it’s gonna happen! That’s right! This Sunday! Jesse vs. Kenua! One on One! In that Very Ring!
(Crowd Pops Huge as Jesse and Kenua are both restrained.)
TM: My GOD! That’s huge news! Finally, this Sunday, Kenua will get his hands on Jesse!
(We head to commercial as Jesse and Kenua break free and begin brawling again before finally being seperated.)
(We come back from commercial and head to a music video showcasing the brutal feud between West Coast Wonder and Venom set to “I Don’t Feel Very Receptive Today” by Underoath. We see footage of their intense rivalry from ECWF, XWA, NBWF and others as well as recent WNC footage.)
TM: Folks, that’s right, this Sunday at WNC Summer Blast, it all comes to a head for West Coast Wonder and Venom. It will be a hellacious best 2 out of 3 falls match! The first fall is No Disqualification. The second is a TLC match and the third and final fall will be a Hell In a Cell match!
King: Absolutely, it’s going to be a hellacious night this Sunday!
(World Wide Suicide by Pearl Jam begins playing.)
King: This Sunday, the WNC presents WNC SummerBlast! A huge Main Event! A 60 Minute Iron Man Match with the WNC World Heavyweight Title on the line as Matt Ackerman defends against a man who has never been pinned in the WNC, Mr. Reality Shane Warner!
TM: But what is the physical condition of Matt Ackerman? At this point, we don’t even know if he’s been medically cleared to wrestle!
King: And what about what we just heard before the break? It’s going to be the Self Proclaimed Main Event Jesse facing off against his former best friend Kenua!
TM: You talk about a personal match, these two men were like brothers before Jesse stabbed Kenua in the back!
King: Oh, and speaking of personal, what about this one?
(Caption pops up.)
TM: Oh absolutely, for weeks now, Wrestling God and Chris Jericho have been blackmailing one another. The result? An epic ladder match this Sunday at Summer Blast! Among the contents of that briefcase, lewd photo’s Wrestling God allegedly took of Chris Jericho’s wife, “alleged” undisputed evidence against Jericho’s son vandalizing a school, and some important tax papers that apparently reveal Wrestling God’s stock undergoing a conflict of interest!
King: And the WNC Pure Title is on the line as Countdown uses his rematch clause against X-Pac 360!
TM: Not to mention, a unique match as Raw Impact challenges the Iron Rodger in a “Walk the Plank” match.
King: What the hell is a Walk the Plank match?
TM: I have no clue King.
King: But we sure as hell know what a Last Man Standing match is and how bloody they can get. Compton’s Most Wanted looks for revenge from one of the most humiliating defeats of his career as he squares off with Bob in a match so brutal, so sadistic, that the only way to win is by incapacitating your opponent for a full ten count.
TM: Right, and for the first time EVER, the WNC Woman’s Title will be decided in a FIRST BLOOD MATCH! The Champion Savannah, defends against RKO Sledge Angel. These two have collided many times in the past, and something tells me this is gonna be the end of it.
King: We can only hope, but what about this one? A Tag Team Casket match?
TM: Absolutely, it’s the Dead Man and the rookie Dark Warrior Lord Malichi teaming up against the WNC Hardcore Champion Mike Becker and the 500 plus pound giant Paul Bunyan!
King: The rules are simple, the first team to put both of their opponents inside a casket will be the winner! Once the casket is closed, it is locked! So if one person gets eliminated, then effectively their partner is in a handicap match!
TM: Absolutely, and that’s a dangerous situation.
King: And of course, we saw Kid Dynomite in action earlier tonight. He’s gonna be taking on another up and comer in “The Forgotten One” Victor!
TM: And folks we’ve just found out that the WNC Tag Team titles will be on the line this Sunday as Mr. Natural and the Destroyer defend their belts against Sheena Michaels and Ty Langston in a Steel Cage!
(Born of Anger by Fozzy hits to a decent pop!)
TM: And folks, here comes the number one contenders, Sheena Michaels and Ty Langston get set for tag team action against two of the men involved in that Tag Team Cakset match as they face Lord Malichi and the Dead Man! Folks, that match is next!
(Sheena Michaels and Ty Langston get in the ring as we head to commercial.)