Post by Mike Jones on Jun 25, 2006 5:20:37 GMT -5
June 6th, 2006 WNC BeatDown
The WNC logo appears and fades.
System of a Down’s Revenga begins to play but then slows down and stops as we go live into the arena and several strikes of lightning go off near the stage and smoke comes from the ground as dark ominous music plays.
Then H.I.M.’s Your Sweet 666 plays and we zoom in on the titan tron and go to a video mixing eerie images, WNC action and footage from H.I.M.’s Right Here In My Arms music video.
When the chorus kicks in, we go live to the arena and big pyro goes off and the camera’s circle the jam-packed PNE Agrodome in Vancouver, British Columbia.
TM: Good evening ladies and gentleman and welcome to a very special one hour episode of WNC BeatDown coming to you live from the PNE Agrodome in Vancouver. Tonight we will find out the number one contender for the World Title and for the first time ever, the Pure and Tag Titles will be on the line in the SAME match!
King: Absolutely and let’s get started!
(Bob Marley’s Hold You Down hits to HUGE heat as Wrestling God makes his way down to the ring with a microphone.)
TM: Well folks, last night did NOT go as Wrestling God had hoped.
(We see the replay of WG being distracted by Rich Ward and Eddie G taking advantage.)
Poacher: It was all Rich Wards fault! And you know that Chris Jericho sent him!
TM: Oh come on Poach. He was just there watching the show with some friends. How hard is that to believe?
Poacher: Very.
WG: All of you shut the hell up and let me talk!
(Crowd boo’s loudly.)
WG: Now you saw what happened to me on Sunday. I got screwed out of my Pure Title by that idiot Chris Jericho’s stupid friend.
(Crowd pops at Jericho’s name.)
WG: You all saw it! I had that filthy mexican beat! Until that idiot showed up!
TM: That “idiot” was there the entire time. It was WG who took his eye off the ball, so to speak.
WG: So here’s the thing. When WNC BeatDown returns on July 3rd, I want Rich Ward right here in this ring!
TM: What? Now why the hell would he do that?
WG: If he doesn’t show up, then I’ll go to wherever the hell he lives and drag his ass down here!
TM: Oh come on! That is ridiculous!
WG: You people all know the truth. That I am what I say I am! And I AM A WRESTLING GOD!
(Hold You Down plays again as we head backstage where we see Eric Carsons. The camera pans out to reveal WNC World Champion Matt Ackerman and the crowd goes nuts.)
Eric Carsons: Matt Ackerman. Last night you retained your World title in perhaps your toughest challenge to date. Now tonight Mr. Reality takes on the West Coast Wonder to determine the number one contender. Given your history between yourself and West Coast Wonder, who are you pulling for tonight?
Matt Ackerman: Well to be honest with you Eric, I’m not pulling for anyone. As much as I respect both men, and yes, as you mentioned me and WCW do go back a long ways, but when it comes to my World title it’s all business. I would be honored to step in the ring with either one of those guys. But in the end, the result will be the same. Still the World Champion, No Nickname Needed, Matt Ackerman!
(We go to commercial.)
(We come back from commercials and go to a recap of Canadian Stampede and an ad for the replay all week on PPV. We come back to live footage and we see highlights of the World Title defense for Ackerman.)
BRINGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
(Hot Stuff by Unknown Latin Band hits to a huge pop.)
DING DING DING!
The followning six man tag team match is scheduled for one fall and it is for BOTH the WNC Tag Team Titles and the WNC Pure Wrestling Title. Introducing first, being accompanied by Luchara, Kenua, Jesse and the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, Eddie G, the Three Amigos!
King: Wow! Look at Luchara!
TM: Yeah I believe her and Kenua have become quite the item here as of late.
(Internationally Known by Supernatural hits to big heat.)
And their opponents, first, being accompanied by Hannah Harper, they are the WNC Tag Team Champions, Mr. Natural and the Destroyer Steve Williams!
(Lights go down as the countdown clicks back to zero and big pyro goes off.)
And their partner, from Sydney, Australia, Countdown!
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Jesse and Countdown will start out! I tell you what, these two men had one hell of a match on Sunday. Jesse and Countdown tie up. Jesse nails an Arm Drag and goes for an Arm Bar but Countdown manages to get his legs around Jesse’s head. Jesse tries to roll-up Countdown. One two but no Countdown got his shoulder up. Countdown slaps Jesse! Jesse responds with a huge chop and a Swinging Neckbomb! Jesse keeps the arms hooked and nails a second! He goes for a third but Countdown ducks under and tags in the Destroyer! Destroyer runs and floors Jesse with a clothesline. He then tags in Natural and they set Jesse up on the turnbuckle! DOUBLE SUPERPLEX! Natural with the cover no! One, two and no! Natural tries to nail a Chimeraplex on Jesse but Jesse counters and nails a Backbreaker! Jesse tags in Kenua. Kenua knocks down Natural with a clothesline! Now he knocks down Destroyer with a clothesline as well! Countdown up top goes for a Missile Dropkick but Kenua moved and Countdown crashes and burns! Wait a minute now! Hannah Harper is up on the apron! Kenua pulls her in the ring! He goes to lock in a Sharpshooter! But Countdown jumps Kenua from behind! Jesse just took out Countdown with a spear and both men fly over the top rope! Eddie just took out Destroyer with a Flying Crossbody! Hannah Harper tried to low blow Kenua! LUCHARA NAILS A LOU THESZ PRESS ON HANNAH HARPER! CAT FIGHT! CAAAATTTT FFIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!! Wait a minute! Natural from behind! No! SUPERNATURAL CONNECTS! ONE! TWO! THREE! DAMN IT!
DING DING DING!
Here are your winners and still the WNC Tag Team Champions, Mr. Natural and the Destroyer! And therefore your new WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, COUNTDOWN!
(Eddie looks on in disbelief from the outside.)
TM: Well that is bizarre! Countdown just won Eddie G’s Pure Title despite NEITHER one of them being involved in the final decision! But those were the pre-match stipulations!
(Countdown celebrates with the pure title as we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and go to the NAPA Auto Parts BeatDown of the Night- the ending of the six-way hardcore ladder match for the WNC Hardcore Title. We head back live and Mike Becker is in the ring with the Hardcore Title and a microphone.)
Mike Becker: Ladies and Gentleman. I am fully aware of the fact that the Hardcore Title is defended 24 hours a day. Seven days a week. Therefore, in my own interest, I have hired myself my own personal bodyguard.
TM: What? A bodyguard?
(BIG pyro goes off as Six Feet Under’s My Hatred kicks in.)
TM: WHAT? MY GOD! PAUL BUNYAN! MIKE BECKER HAS HIRED PAUL BUNYAN AS HIS BODYGUARD!
(Becker gives Bunyan the microphone.)
Bunyan: I’m seven feet tall! 500 Pounds! And if you try and get near my client, you’re gonna end up DEAD!
(Crowd boos. Suddenly, the lights go out.)
Dead Man’s voice: Paul Bunyan. You can not kill what is already DEAD! Rest assured, I have chosen my next victim! Mike Becker and Paul Bunyan! You will both REST IN PEACE!
(Crowd pops huge as the lights come back on and Becker and Bunyan are both afraid.)
TM: My God! I think the Dead Man has just chosen his next victim!
(We go to a commercial for WNC Summer Blast featuring WNC diva’s Luchara, Savannah, Ally Rogers, Jamie Hudson, Hannah Harper and Bad Gurl washing cars. Summer Blast live on Pay Per View August 13th live from Miami Florida.)
(We come back to ringside and we are shown highlights of Mr. Reality defeating Pyro to win the Canada Cup last night.)
DING DING DING!
The following is your main event and it is to determine the number one contender for the WNC World Heavyweight Championship!
(The Broken by Fireball Ministry hits to mostly heat.)
Introducing first, from Birmingham in the United Kingdom, Mr. Reality Shane Warner!
(Alone by Sanctus Real hits to a HUGE pop!)
And from San Diego, California, the Lucha Legend, the West Coast Wonder!
(WCW comes out wearing a new WCW visor which he gives to a young child in the front row before getting in the ring.)
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Reality and WCW lock up! Reality goes for a Vertical Suplex but WCW counters with a Reverse DDT! WCW and Reality both springboard off the ropes. Reality ducks a clothesline. WCW ducks one. Reality ducks another. WCW springboards off the ropes and catches Reality off guard with a Springboard Crossbody! Wow! WCW up top! Viva Mexico! 450 Clothesline! WCW picks up Reality looking for something but Reality nails a thumb to the eyes. Reality nails a vicious Stalling Vertical Suplex! Reality taunts the crowd. He picks up WCW going for a Powerbomb but WCW nails a HUGE Sattelite Headscissors and sends Reality onto the second rope! Dial Em Up! But Reality moves! WCW lands on the other side of the apron! SPRINGBOARD SEATED SENTON!
(Suddenly the lights go out. Ominous music plays. Smoke pours out of the stage. Several flashes of lightning go off. Several hooded men walk from the entrance way carrying a casket. They set the casket upright at the edge of the stage and walk off. Several lightning strikes go off and flames emerge from either side of the casket! Then the lights go out! Huge lightning strikes and a HUGE explosion goes off on the casket! Flames everywhere on either side. The lights come back on. The casket door is open! There’s no one inside!)
WCW shakes his head in disbelief. WAIT A MINUTE! NO! REALITY FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLL-UP! HE HAS THE TIGHTS! HE’S USING THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! DAMNIT!
Here is your winner, Mr. Reality Shane Warner!
(Reality hightails it through the crowd as WCW argues with the ref! WCW gets up on the top turnbuckle and yells at Reality to come back and fight like a man!)
(Suddenly the lights go out again. The lights come back on! OH MY GOD! IS THAT????? MY GOD! IT IS! IT’S VENOM! VENOM IS IN THE RING! VENOM IS IN THE RING! OH MY GOD! WCW TURNS AROUND AND SEES VENOM! NO! NO! NO! CHOKESLAM FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! OH MY GOD! NO! NO! NO! THIS IS INSANE! VENOM HAS ARRIVED IN THE WNC!
(We fade to black.)
The WNC logo appears and fades.
System of a Down’s Revenga begins to play but then slows down and stops as we go live into the arena and several strikes of lightning go off near the stage and smoke comes from the ground as dark ominous music plays.
Then H.I.M.’s Your Sweet 666 plays and we zoom in on the titan tron and go to a video mixing eerie images, WNC action and footage from H.I.M.’s Right Here In My Arms music video.
When the chorus kicks in, we go live to the arena and big pyro goes off and the camera’s circle the jam-packed PNE Agrodome in Vancouver, British Columbia.
TM: Good evening ladies and gentleman and welcome to a very special one hour episode of WNC BeatDown coming to you live from the PNE Agrodome in Vancouver. Tonight we will find out the number one contender for the World Title and for the first time ever, the Pure and Tag Titles will be on the line in the SAME match!
King: Absolutely and let’s get started!
(Bob Marley’s Hold You Down hits to HUGE heat as Wrestling God makes his way down to the ring with a microphone.)
TM: Well folks, last night did NOT go as Wrestling God had hoped.
(We see the replay of WG being distracted by Rich Ward and Eddie G taking advantage.)
Poacher: It was all Rich Wards fault! And you know that Chris Jericho sent him!
TM: Oh come on Poach. He was just there watching the show with some friends. How hard is that to believe?
Poacher: Very.
WG: All of you shut the hell up and let me talk!
(Crowd boo’s loudly.)
WG: Now you saw what happened to me on Sunday. I got screwed out of my Pure Title by that idiot Chris Jericho’s stupid friend.
(Crowd pops at Jericho’s name.)
WG: You all saw it! I had that filthy mexican beat! Until that idiot showed up!
TM: That “idiot” was there the entire time. It was WG who took his eye off the ball, so to speak.
WG: So here’s the thing. When WNC BeatDown returns on July 3rd, I want Rich Ward right here in this ring!
TM: What? Now why the hell would he do that?
WG: If he doesn’t show up, then I’ll go to wherever the hell he lives and drag his ass down here!
TM: Oh come on! That is ridiculous!
WG: You people all know the truth. That I am what I say I am! And I AM A WRESTLING GOD!
(Hold You Down plays again as we head backstage where we see Eric Carsons. The camera pans out to reveal WNC World Champion Matt Ackerman and the crowd goes nuts.)
Eric Carsons: Matt Ackerman. Last night you retained your World title in perhaps your toughest challenge to date. Now tonight Mr. Reality takes on the West Coast Wonder to determine the number one contender. Given your history between yourself and West Coast Wonder, who are you pulling for tonight?
Matt Ackerman: Well to be honest with you Eric, I’m not pulling for anyone. As much as I respect both men, and yes, as you mentioned me and WCW do go back a long ways, but when it comes to my World title it’s all business. I would be honored to step in the ring with either one of those guys. But in the end, the result will be the same. Still the World Champion, No Nickname Needed, Matt Ackerman!
(We go to commercial.)
(We come back from commercials and go to a recap of Canadian Stampede and an ad for the replay all week on PPV. We come back to live footage and we see highlights of the World Title defense for Ackerman.)
BRINGGGGGGGG!
CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT?
(Hot Stuff by Unknown Latin Band hits to a huge pop.)
DING DING DING!
The followning six man tag team match is scheduled for one fall and it is for BOTH the WNC Tag Team Titles and the WNC Pure Wrestling Title. Introducing first, being accompanied by Luchara, Kenua, Jesse and the WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, Eddie G, the Three Amigos!
King: Wow! Look at Luchara!
TM: Yeah I believe her and Kenua have become quite the item here as of late.
(Internationally Known by Supernatural hits to big heat.)
And their opponents, first, being accompanied by Hannah Harper, they are the WNC Tag Team Champions, Mr. Natural and the Destroyer Steve Williams!
(Lights go down as the countdown clicks back to zero and big pyro goes off.)
And their partner, from Sydney, Australia, Countdown!
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Jesse and Countdown will start out! I tell you what, these two men had one hell of a match on Sunday. Jesse and Countdown tie up. Jesse nails an Arm Drag and goes for an Arm Bar but Countdown manages to get his legs around Jesse’s head. Jesse tries to roll-up Countdown. One two but no Countdown got his shoulder up. Countdown slaps Jesse! Jesse responds with a huge chop and a Swinging Neckbomb! Jesse keeps the arms hooked and nails a second! He goes for a third but Countdown ducks under and tags in the Destroyer! Destroyer runs and floors Jesse with a clothesline. He then tags in Natural and they set Jesse up on the turnbuckle! DOUBLE SUPERPLEX! Natural with the cover no! One, two and no! Natural tries to nail a Chimeraplex on Jesse but Jesse counters and nails a Backbreaker! Jesse tags in Kenua. Kenua knocks down Natural with a clothesline! Now he knocks down Destroyer with a clothesline as well! Countdown up top goes for a Missile Dropkick but Kenua moved and Countdown crashes and burns! Wait a minute now! Hannah Harper is up on the apron! Kenua pulls her in the ring! He goes to lock in a Sharpshooter! But Countdown jumps Kenua from behind! Jesse just took out Countdown with a spear and both men fly over the top rope! Eddie just took out Destroyer with a Flying Crossbody! Hannah Harper tried to low blow Kenua! LUCHARA NAILS A LOU THESZ PRESS ON HANNAH HARPER! CAT FIGHT! CAAAATTTT FFIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!! Wait a minute! Natural from behind! No! SUPERNATURAL CONNECTS! ONE! TWO! THREE! DAMN IT!
DING DING DING!
Here are your winners and still the WNC Tag Team Champions, Mr. Natural and the Destroyer! And therefore your new WNC Pure Wrestling Champion, COUNTDOWN!
(Eddie looks on in disbelief from the outside.)
TM: Well that is bizarre! Countdown just won Eddie G’s Pure Title despite NEITHER one of them being involved in the final decision! But those were the pre-match stipulations!
(Countdown celebrates with the pure title as we head to commercial.)
(We come back from commercial and go to the NAPA Auto Parts BeatDown of the Night- the ending of the six-way hardcore ladder match for the WNC Hardcore Title. We head back live and Mike Becker is in the ring with the Hardcore Title and a microphone.)
Mike Becker: Ladies and Gentleman. I am fully aware of the fact that the Hardcore Title is defended 24 hours a day. Seven days a week. Therefore, in my own interest, I have hired myself my own personal bodyguard.
TM: What? A bodyguard?
(BIG pyro goes off as Six Feet Under’s My Hatred kicks in.)
TM: WHAT? MY GOD! PAUL BUNYAN! MIKE BECKER HAS HIRED PAUL BUNYAN AS HIS BODYGUARD!
(Becker gives Bunyan the microphone.)
Bunyan: I’m seven feet tall! 500 Pounds! And if you try and get near my client, you’re gonna end up DEAD!
(Crowd boos. Suddenly, the lights go out.)
Dead Man’s voice: Paul Bunyan. You can not kill what is already DEAD! Rest assured, I have chosen my next victim! Mike Becker and Paul Bunyan! You will both REST IN PEACE!
(Crowd pops huge as the lights come back on and Becker and Bunyan are both afraid.)
TM: My God! I think the Dead Man has just chosen his next victim!
(We go to a commercial for WNC Summer Blast featuring WNC diva’s Luchara, Savannah, Ally Rogers, Jamie Hudson, Hannah Harper and Bad Gurl washing cars. Summer Blast live on Pay Per View August 13th live from Miami Florida.)
(We come back to ringside and we are shown highlights of Mr. Reality defeating Pyro to win the Canada Cup last night.)
DING DING DING!
The following is your main event and it is to determine the number one contender for the WNC World Heavyweight Championship!
(The Broken by Fireball Ministry hits to mostly heat.)
Introducing first, from Birmingham in the United Kingdom, Mr. Reality Shane Warner!
(Alone by Sanctus Real hits to a HUGE pop!)
And from San Diego, California, the Lucha Legend, the West Coast Wonder!
(WCW comes out wearing a new WCW visor which he gives to a young child in the front row before getting in the ring.)
DING DING DING!
And here we go! Reality and WCW lock up! Reality goes for a Vertical Suplex but WCW counters with a Reverse DDT! WCW and Reality both springboard off the ropes. Reality ducks a clothesline. WCW ducks one. Reality ducks another. WCW springboards off the ropes and catches Reality off guard with a Springboard Crossbody! Wow! WCW up top! Viva Mexico! 450 Clothesline! WCW picks up Reality looking for something but Reality nails a thumb to the eyes. Reality nails a vicious Stalling Vertical Suplex! Reality taunts the crowd. He picks up WCW going for a Powerbomb but WCW nails a HUGE Sattelite Headscissors and sends Reality onto the second rope! Dial Em Up! But Reality moves! WCW lands on the other side of the apron! SPRINGBOARD SEATED SENTON!
(Suddenly the lights go out. Ominous music plays. Smoke pours out of the stage. Several flashes of lightning go off. Several hooded men walk from the entrance way carrying a casket. They set the casket upright at the edge of the stage and walk off. Several lightning strikes go off and flames emerge from either side of the casket! Then the lights go out! Huge lightning strikes and a HUGE explosion goes off on the casket! Flames everywhere on either side. The lights come back on. The casket door is open! There’s no one inside!)
WCW shakes his head in disbelief. WAIT A MINUTE! NO! REALITY FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLL-UP! HE HAS THE TIGHTS! HE’S USING THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! DAMNIT!
Here is your winner, Mr. Reality Shane Warner!
(Reality hightails it through the crowd as WCW argues with the ref! WCW gets up on the top turnbuckle and yells at Reality to come back and fight like a man!)
(Suddenly the lights go out again. The lights come back on! OH MY GOD! IS THAT????? MY GOD! IT IS! IT’S VENOM! VENOM IS IN THE RING! VENOM IS IN THE RING! OH MY GOD! WCW TURNS AROUND AND SEES VENOM! NO! NO! NO! CHOKESLAM FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! OH MY GOD! NO! NO! NO! THIS IS INSANE! VENOM HAS ARRIVED IN THE WNC!
(We fade to black.)