PROMO Archives

[Mike Jones]

Modern Marvel
Prior to WNC Revenge

(The scene start's off in a dark musky bar in an unknown territory. The camera pan's around as it;'s looking to find somebody. Standing there at the bar watching wrestling on the small thirteen inch TV that is bloted high up on the ceiling. Is Tony Marshall. Having a good time drinking a beer. And Marvel notices the camera man.)

" What the Hell? I supose you guys follow me everywhere. ANd I suppose you want me to talk about Mr. Reality?OK! Hellraiser??? I mean, Shane Warner, whatever your name is these day's?! You have got to be kidding me! What the Hell are you doing sitting in a sea of pussy ass fucking flower's? Does it make you feel good when you smell like Laundry Detergant? What the Hell is wrong with you man? When I drove you head first, straight off the ominous cage built for our own self destrution. Did you just hit too hard or something? Mabey you should go and get checked out or something? You seem like you might need a little help in the mental department. You know your not all there! Sitting in the damn flower's like a fruitcake. Pretending your Little Miss Fucking Muppet. Whipping you hair around like Smurfette in a damn........... Wait a minute? Did you happen to eat the wrong mushroom or something? Either that or Im on mushroom's because I swear I just seen the prissy Ms. Warner talking about how he'd rather play with his hair than go to the gym. LIKE A MAN! And workout till his back break's in two. Man you got issue's. Your supppose to be a wrestler. Not a model. Quite spending your time at the spa, getting prettied up for a fun night of Metrosexualism.Think about what your doing to yourself. You already almost got killed when I brought you down on your head like that. Hell I blew out my knee in the process. Luckily thank's to the cure to mother nature. Pain Killer's all they had to do was stitch up my face and arm. I suppose I got lucky. At least I thought I did. Mabey not. Now Im not fighting Mr Reality. Im fighting some dude who done got his clock cleaned so many times he cant even tell time! In a yet even more sadistic structure. The Hell in the Cell!

(Marvel spit's into the canteen placed upon the bar stool seated next to him)

"Warner you got one thing right! You sure know how to pick a fued out of a thousand. Becaus out of all the men in this buisness. Out of all the federation's. Out of all the entire wrestling galaxy. You couldnt have found another man that could put you in the spotlight more than the one you see before you right here!"

(Marvel takes a final drink of his beer and throw's it to the floor, smashing it into peices, sending glass everywhere!)

"Because right here you do have one of the greatest of all time! You have "The Modern Marvel"! I aint claiming to be a king. Nor a champion. Im worthy of the title of both but neither would fit the bill. I am the E-Fed Icon. I am beyond the level of the likes of you and your kind Shane. Reality is a bitch. Beacause you want so badly to be like me. You want to walk like the Marvel You wish you could talk like the Marvel. You would do anything to be like me! Your obsessed with my perfection. Because everytime Marvel steps throught the ropes. Face or Heel. Win or Lose. Life or Death. You know one thing. That the match will be the match of the night. Not just because my name is on the card, but because everytime I walk through that curtain. Step into this ring and fight. I put on one hell of a show. Count Marvel in and you wont be disappointed! I am a player in the game we play. I can be immitated, but never duplicated. I am no clone or false prophecy. I am your worst fucking nightmare. I will eat you alive in that cell. You cannot possibly survive in a cage with a wild animal. Your like a bird who cant fly, who just happened to fall into my lap from the sky. Poor little bird. He thinks he's so cute that I wont eat him. But Im hungry! And Im going to make you suffer. That cell is your doom Warner. And I am the one who will feed you to the Wrestling God's! You are my sacrafice Warner! You will die for a purpose that will better the world of wrestling. You will feel the pain of a hundred fold. Good bye my freind for from here on out it is fairwell for you and your career in the WNC and Wrestling in general! Mark my word Warner. I will make you suffer! You understand me? YOU WILL SUFFER!"

(The camera man falls tot he ground as Marvel get's closer and closer to the camera and the screne goes to snow)

[Mike Jones]

Dimes
Prior to WNC Revenge

well kid look like i have to beat you again hay this will be a easy win for me you and a hard beating for you


Mike Becker
Prior to WNC Revenge

Matt you pile of trashy you think you can just steal my title! your fucking wrong you hear me! i'm the3 best and i don't care if you wanna cry but you know deep down that i'm better than u!


Matt Ackerman
In response to Mike Becker's Pre-Revenge promo

A pile of "trashy"? You're the best? Is this all the crap you can come up with? For God knows how long I've sat around and listened to the same sob story over and over, until I can pretty much recite the words off by heart. Mike, you're running out of steam, boy! For a while it seemed like you were actually intent on climbing up to my level, but now that the chase is kicking in to top gear, it seems like you're just mailing it in. And what in the name of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, Moses, Buddha and Krishna is this about you not caring "if I wanna cry"? Would it help if I gave you ANOTHER history lesson? I've considered trying to brainwash you, but having seen your promos, it would probably be like trying to reprogram a computer that crashed years ago. But what the hell, on with the history lesson.

For the last month, you've spent your time... ON THE OUTSIDE, LOOKING IN!!!

I sure hope that was SIMPLE enough for you... But anyway, on to my point. All this time, YOU'VE been the one crying a river about how you were screwed, and about how that title should be around your waist. Meanwhile, I'm at the top of the game! So where the hell is all this about me "crying" coming from? For weeks now, you've tried to sound all cool and slick... Just who the hell are you trying to impress? Clearly, nobody's buying it. Each and every one of those spectators out there knows just how much of a little pussy you are. I've actually had people come up to me and ask why I even bother training against you. Why? Because I want to prove once and for all that your free ride is over. I hope you've got a parachute, Pecker. The fall is going to be LONG, and the landing PAINFUL.

Mr. Natural
Pre-Revenge Promo
Wonder? This will be like taking candy from a baby.


West Coast Wonder
Response to Mr. Natural's Pre Revenge Promo

(WCW inserts a tape into his TV and plays it. The tape shows Mr. Natural trying to take candy from a baby, but he fails as the baby's mother comes in and attacks Mr. Natural with a purse.)

WCW: Ah, Natural, what insult are you gonna think of next? This is gonna be as easy as beating up a mother and stealing her baby? Nah, I don't think so. You and Destroyer are failures in life and so you have come to the WNC and tried to take my glory, but guess what? It ain't happening! I don't have much to say, because, well, I don't really care about you or your bitch Destroyer. The bottom line is, at Revenge, the fans are gonna witness a crime as I strip you of your dignity and figuratively, literally, and simply straight out OWN YOU in the ring! Lace up ya boots and grease up your nasty self, cause you are gonna get OWNED, boy!

[Mike Jones]

Matt Ackerman
Post 4/3 BeatDown

(Display: A Hospital Room in Boston. Matt, along with his friend/legal advisor Jake Steinberg is watching the replay of Beatdown on a TV monitor set up near his bed)

NNN: Again, Mike? Is this the only weapon you have? To cheap-shot me every time I'm not looking? IS THAT ALL THE FUCK YOU'VE GOT?!? WHy the hell can't you act like a normal challenger? One with respect? Do I have to take you through ANOTHER trip back in time? Well, don't even bother answering. I had a good friend of mine bring a tape that I think you might want to look at. You may find the footage quite educational, if you catch my drift. Roll it, Jake!

(The view cuts to a full-screen zoom on the TV monitor, which goes black. Suddenly, a replay of Sim Tut's attack on Ackerman from NBWF starts to play, followed by Matt's TV Title win over Tut. Next, Jimmy Lee's attacks on NNN from ECWF are played, followed by Matt's ECWF Heavyweight title defense over him. Finally, fottage of Captain Charisma's attacks are played, followed by Matt seen defending the ECWF HW Title not once, but twice)

NNN: Was that so hard to look at? There's a really good quote that applies here. "THOSE WHO DO LOT LEARN FROM HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT". You're making the same mistakes so many have made before you, and these guys were at the top of their careers, at the highest stages in professional wrestling! You, on the other hand, don't exactly have the experience that most others do. Sure, you've dabbled around the indies for a while, but what qualifications does that give you to be at the top? Last I remember, the only reason you became WNC Champion in the first place was because the WNC at the time, was a small, bush-league promotion run by J-Master, who just so happened to be horny one day, and RKOsledgelyangel had a headache!

(Jake Steinberg interrupts with a loud, "HOLD ON A SECOND!")

NNN: What is it?

Jake: Dude, check this out! In the contract!

(Jake hands Ackerman a contract, which is unrecognizable as it is seen from the back)

Jake: Right... HERE! (points at a space on the contract)

(Matt looks at the contract, then smiles)

NNN (looking at contract): Kennedy, you sly devil, you! Jake, how come your dad didn't notice this?

Jake: Come to think of it, I don't know, man.

NNN: What the hell are you doing in law school? With skills like yours, you'd pass the bar with flying colours!

Jake: (slight chuckle) Thanks.

(Matt and Jake continue to look at, and talk about the contract as the camera FADES TO BLACK)

[Mike Jones]

RKO Sledge Angel
Post 3/27 BeatDown

Although I lose the women't title. But I believe that I will do anything it takes to defeat Savannah once again !without cheating of course for me to regain my women 's title ..So that I can become the WNC Women champion once again.If I get a chance to face her for the women's title

Savannah
Post 3/27 BeatDown

No sweetheart. As much as it pains me to tell you (Yeah, right). While I am the WNC Women's Champion, I am going to bring honor and prestige to this title like no other woman before me. Why just the other day, I was walking down the street, minding my own business and who did I see? That's right, I saw Paris Hilton. She just fell in love with my new women's title and after we chatted a bit, she went to touch my championship. Now, I don't need to tell everyone this, but I don't like to be touched by anyone unless I give them permission. She decided to touch me, and right now she is drinking steak though a straw at her local hospital. Don't make that mistake sledgely.

What is the point of my story? Smple.
Don't f**k with me.


RKO Sledge Angel
In response to Savannah's Post 3/27 BeatDown Promo

At Backstage after 27/3 Beatdown Per-view.WNC camera shows that.. Rkosledgely angel was just seen in her locker room checking out wnc. com.. When she was checking out this week 27/4 Beatdown results, After she read it.. and found out that she just lost her woman't title to Savannah...And Savannah is the new WNC women champion.. Her reaction was like a bit shocked and a little bit disppointed.But in the end, she cheer up and was just enjoying herself as she was listening to Time to play the game played by motorhead..from her window Media Player..repeatly..which happens to be one of her favourite wwe Raw Superstar Triple H which she is a no2 fan of his.. .Then after that Rkosledgely angel left a comment plus a question for Nuttysharok....Few minutes Later, check wnc. com ..27/3 Beatdown results.When she saw Savannah has post a promo ..After she read through Savannah's Promo...She was kind of pissed off at first about what savannah told Rkosledgely angel Don't fuck with me....And don't make the same mistake sledgely !!that what Savannah say to Rkosledgely angel in her Promo..Then she just think and she just start writing her Promo.....(She gave a kind of Ashley style way of saying hi to all her fans with a smile on her face )Hi everybody..Including to all my loyal, dedicated out there! What up..I know you all all wondering how I felt when I lost my women title to Savannah..?So right now , she is WNC new women champion to tell you all the truth...I was shocked and a bit disappointed at first.. but in the end.. I cheer up ..But don't you all worry ....There is still Hope for me to get a chance to get a shot at Savannah's woman's title once again, After I defeat Jamie Hudson in the semi-finals match next week on 4/6 Beatdown ....Then on the next following week after 4/6 beatdown...I will either will be facing Ally rogers or Bad Gurl one on one....Well that is all I got to say to you all WNC including to all my loyal and dedicated and joyful fans..Then she drink a sip of water from her evian bottle...Then Few minutes later, she continue ..Well. Savannah.I am quite impressed with your promo...But you think a little warning from you will scare me.. well you are very wrong.. Savannah...But I do take your warning seriously! really trust me ok. man...But your this little warning won't stop me from doing anything it takes to get a shot at your Woman's title...Savannah! Anyway I just want to tell you something man...Next week on 4/6 Beatdown...I will be facing Jamie Hudson in a semi- finals match ....That is all I got to say to you. Savannah....!


Savannah
In response to RKO Sledge Angel

RKOSledgely, you seem like a good girl, which is why I haven't ended your career on a whim. But in Savannah's world, I am the queen. what I say goes. I rule with an ironfist, and if you're not careful, this ironfist is going to connect with your glass jaw.You can say what you like, but in the end, my actions will always speak much louder than "pls....reply.....angel," your words.
(Laughs)
Have a bad day honey.


RKO Sledge Angel
In response to Savannah

At Backstage .WNC Camera shows that Rkosledgely was in Locker room seating on her blue chair with her acer laptop on her table. As she was checking out WNC.com. as the same time.She was enjoying Listening to Burn in my Light. by Mercy Drive repeatly 69 times is one of her most Number1 Favourite from wwe Smackdown Superstar who is none other than The Legend Killer Randy Orton which she is a no1 fan of his...Few minutes... later Rkosledgely angel saw a reply from Savannah on 3/27 Beatdown results. ... After she has read through Savannah's promo and what she say...Well. Savannah you say that I am a good girl.. ohh.. I really thank you for trusting me. man. Savannah ..I think we somehow another we can become friends although we are not that close .Anyway we are both Heel..Anyway man. Savannah..I hope that one day or someday we will be able to work together as a team or who know maybe we will become partner just Like The wwe woman champion Trish and Ashley...So in that Way.I won't be able to defy your order as the new WNC woman champion and you won even try to get back at me by costing me my match next week on Beatdown .Let me tell you something !man.Savannah.. though I tell you that I respect you as the new WNC woman champion..Oh ya. Before that, Before I forget..Even through I say this to you Savannah.But I am still very determinated to get a win at next Week Match up on 4/6 Beatdown.Before facing my next Opponent . before the big WNC per view WNC Revenge.When either one of her three WNC..Diva including me. of course ..Rkosledgely angel will face you Savannah the WNC Women champion at WNC Revenge for the wnc woman title.emm. I mean with your WNC women title on the line ..Well .. Oh ya before I end this Promo. I would like to ask you whether we can become good friends or partner just like The wwe woman champion Trish and Ashley .. Do we have an agreement.. By the way. man,Savannah.I will be waiting for your reply.that is all I got to say to you Savannah...Peace Out. Rkosledgely angel..

[Mike Jones]

Ty Langston
Post 3/20 BeatDown

Don't tell me you saw THAT coming. I mean seriously of all the people that would hijack a cab on the WNC roster, I would be the least likely to do so. But that's why I did it. Surprise! I'm a ruthless son of a bitch and I'll do whatever it takes to win. Cena 54 take notice! I'm coming for that title if it's the last thing I do!

[Mike Jones]

Mr. Natural vs. Gillberg
WNC House Show

**Mr. Natural theme song, Internationally Known by: Supernatural echoes through out the arena in a live WNC event. Huge pyro erupts on the stage after two columns of pyro fall from the cieling. Mr. Natural's dancers come out and begin to dance to the sides of the ramp way. Pyro falls from the top of the entrance in a form of a waterfall, as Mr. Natural can be seened behind the waterfall with The Destroyer Steve Williams. They walk through the waterfall and out to the ring. Hannah Harper is already in the ring with the mic in her hands, and so is a WNC referee (obviously bought out by Mr. Natural)**


Hannah Harper: "YOU FREAKIN ASSHOLES SHOULD BE UP ON YOUR FEET IN REVERENCE TO THE MESSIAH OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!! I GIVE YOU THE CURRENT FTW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD AND YOUR "REAL" WNC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION....MR. NATURAL!!!!"


**The crowd boos loudly as Mr. Natural and Destroyer enter the ring with wicked smiles across their faces**


Mr. Natural: "That's right, I am who I say I am!!! So you can boo me all you want!! But deep down in the pit of your stomachs, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!! I AM THE MESSIAH OF PRO WRESTLING, THE FTW CHAMPION, AND YOUR ONLY "REAL" WNC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! You might ask, "Since when Mr. Natural?" And the answer is quite simple; THE MOMENT I STEPPED THROUGH THE DOORS OF THIS ORGANIZATION!!! THAT'S WHEN!!!"


**The crowd boos even louder than ever**


The Destroyer: "You know what Natural, these idiots aren't even worthy of our presence here! YOU JERK OFFS SAW WHAT WE DID AT FAN AXXESS!!! YOU SAW WHAT WE DID AT YANKEE STADIUM TO JETER AND THE "BIG IDIOT" RANDY JOHNSON!!! There isn't a man back in that locker room that can do the things we do and get away with it the way we do!!! **Laughs** Mr. Natural is your "REAL" WORLD CHAMPION!!! I AM HERE TO DO AS MY NAME SUGGESTS....WHICH IS TO DESTROY!!! EVERY, AND ANY OTHER TITLE....IS ALREADY MINE!!! AND THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! F**K WITH ME...YOU GET YOUR ASS KICKED!!!"


Mr. Natural: "Well said Destroyer...well said. Tonight, I will defend MY FTW CHAMPIONSHIP against anyone who has the BALLS to come out here and face me like a man!!!"


**Suddenly, Bill Goldberg's theme echoes in the arena. The crowd at first is going nuts, but then suddenly the cheers subside, as it is only Gillberg who comes out to the ring**


Mr. Natural: **Mockingly** "Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the longest reigning Lightheavyweight champion ever....GILLBERG!!!"


**The crowd is shouting to Gillberg to be careful with Natural and to leave, but Gillberg refuses to listen**


Mr. Natural: **Being sarcastic** "So...Gill, you're obviously a legend in our sport. **Chuckles** But do you think you actually have what it takes to beat ME for MY FTW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!?!"


**Mr. Natural presses the microphone to Gillberg's face and before he can say anything, Mr. Natural takes the microphone away. The crowd boos Mr. Natural**


Mr. Natural: "I'll take that as an emphatic "NO!"


**Mr. Natural kicks Gillberg in the groin and knocks him down with a single punch to the nose**


Mr. Natural: "RING THE DAMN BELL ALREADY!!!"


**The bell sounds and the match is underway. Mr. Natural begins to viciously punch away at Gillberg, busting him wide open. He picks up Gillberg and hits him with a Nature Buster. Mr. Natural goes for the cover and the referee counts the 1...2...3**


Hannah Harper: "HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL...."


Mr. Natural: **Interupting** WO!! WAIT A DAMN SECOND!!! THAT WAS TOO EASY!! DESTROYER, WAKE HIS ASS UP!!!"


**The Destroyer shakes and slaps Gillberg, until finally using some smelling salt and waking up a still very groggy Gillberg**


Mr. Natural: "I'm a fair man Gill, so I'm going to give you a rematch......right now!!"


**The bell rings again as Mr. Natural grabs Gillberg and locks him in the Naturally Over. Even before Mr. Natural locks in the hold, Gillberg is tapping out. Mr. Natural picks up Gillberg and throws him over the top ropes and out of the ring**


Hannah Harper: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL FTW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND YOUR ONLY "REAL" WNC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, DEFENDING HIS TITLE NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE IN ONE DAY.....MR. NATURAL!!!!"


**Mr. Natural, The Destroyer Steve Williams, Hannah Harper, The WNC official all leave to Mr. Natural's music, as the crowd boos. Medics quickly rush out to see to Gillberg as the scene fades**

[Mike Jones]

RKO Sledge Angel

Pre-Wrestling Spectacle Promo

Headlines ..Big Announcement from our wnc women champion..Rkosledgelyangel ..on 13thWNC Beatdown Rkosledgely angel rejoin G-unit So that she can official continue being a member of G-unit
At Backstage ..unit..I want to called a slut like Lita..I want do not want to be respect by everyone including my fans out there as a bad cocky arrogant ,heel Diva ..sometimes like The Legend Killer Randy Orton who break the rules all the time!.....So ...I am going out there to tell everyone including Compton and my fans that I am not breaking away from G-unit...I want to be part of G-unit again. Then she say.. just took her wnc women title and put her title on her Right Shoulder and just left quietly.....As she was making her way out to the ring.. RKO: ...I want to called a slut like Lita..I want to be respect by everyone including my fans out there as a bad cocky arrogant ,heel Diva ..sometimes like The Legend Killer Randy Orton who break the rules all the time!.....So ...I am going out there to tell everyone including Compton and my fans that I am not breaking away from G-unit...I want to be part of G-unit well if you excuse me..I have to go now..

WNC reporter: Oh i see..well .it kinda sucks.Then suddenly from out of nowhere he got a surprise deadly devasating R.K.O from Rkosledgely from out of nowhere.....right straight into the concerate floor.. then she just left him just lying down there......
During the break, After what everyone including all her RKO fans saw the video interview footage that Rkosledgely had on earlier with a wnc reporter....They didn'tunderstand ...And one of her fan say let boofor RKOsledgely angel when she come out....By chanting RKO...RKO....Everyone seating around the area including all her other RKO fan..okkk...Burn in my Light played to a very big heat with alot of RKO chants can be heard everywhere from everyone ..including all her RKO fans......As Rkosledgely angel made her way into the ring.. She was so joyful and shocked that she received and heard so many of her fans cheering for her..... She does her well known Rkosledgely angel pose..she got down then take the mic which is lying at the side of the ring..She took it.....Then she speaks... you know why I am out here.. The main things that I am out here is that I!.....am going to let everyone including Compton and my fans that I am not breaking away from G-unit...To prove it.... to you all sitting around the arena ... Roll the video interview also...After they all watch one video footage...They say that she was rejoiing back G-unit as a even bad, arrogant, cocky heel like Randy Orton and triple H.. who sometimes break the rules all the time...Crowb.. Begin to booooo....Some even call her a slut....She say .. Boo all you want called me a slut ...Cause you know What I don't care More cheers and boo,RKO chants was heard from her RKO fans and everyone around the arena.. some even say togeter.. RKOsledgely.. Go ahead and Boo her....Then Rkosledgely angel say....Listen all of you....I am a heel but I to break the rules all the time.. but at times.. I may be cocky , arrogant...But I hope that you all don't mind... my character is something just like Randy Orton....Then Three of her RKO fans shouted.. RKOsledgely angel.. we don;t min.. we mind.I cause you rule plus suck.. You are the best wnc women champion.....Can we have your autograph and have a pic takenwith you.. Rkosledgely angel say.. sure why not anytime man. for my fans ..take a pic with you three . no way at all.....Then after she signed all three of her poster for her fan.. But wait another I got a very cocky, heel, arrogant message if you all do not accept me as a very bad, cocky arrogant heel character that I am.. And that message is simplely this...Then She just gave each of her so call fans..three girls.. I mean ..Each of them got an Deadly fiery, Devastasing RKO right straight into the concerate floor...Which caused three of the girls to see blood flow out from each girl's head..She used the Blood with a stick.. she write on the Concerate Floor which says.COVERED IN BLOOD .RKOSLEDGELY ANGEL IS RETURNING TO G-UNIT.. AS A COCKY, VERY BAD HEEL, ARROGANT....DIVA ENJOY THE RIDE.. THOSE WNC SUPERSTARS WHO ARE FACE..RESPECT US..G-UNIT MEMBERS..cENA 54, INSANE GARY LANG,NEW YORK MOST WANTED...COMPTON,RKOSLEDGELY ANGEL OR ELSE WITH A HIGHWAY TO HELL DOES IT STOP TILL YOU COME TO A DEAD END Woah man.. that was so scary....Before Rkosledgely angel left she say.. oh ya man.. Before I forget.. Compton.. if you are watching down in your locker room. I am sure you got watch video footage that I played to show everyone..including my RKO fans....Pls believe.... By the way Compton.. I will be waiting for your reply...Then she take another new copy of the G-unit contract from her file and sign it again.. Holding up Showing to the Crowd...Crowd Boo loudly Before she left ,Burn in my light played as Rkosledgely angel left the ring with some RKO cheers and chants..We Go to backstage..Looks Like Rkosledgely angel is making her way to the G-unit locker room....What is she up too...She knock on the door... And wait for an answer..
Pls reply Compton , Cena 54, Insane Gary Lang...New York Most wanted.......
First of all before you all reply.....I want to say that I am sorry about my last promo of attacking you all and saying that I am quiting..G-unit... Man, What was I thinking..back.. Then....I belong to G-unit....G-unit is like my heel family...Cause I know, I will be nothing without G-unit....I am the wnc women champion.. Cause you Compton and G-unit will always be at my side.. and helping me.. winning matches....I don't mind.. I will do anything to become a member of G-unit again..........So what do you say....Compton,Cena 54, New york most wanted,Insane Gary Lang...Will you accept me back into G-unit again.. pls..I promise I will be true to the G-unit this time...ok..Pls let me... rejoin.. the best most hated faction in WNC ...G..G..G-unit...pls reply all of you.. I will be waiting for your reply..
Peace Out.. Your wnc women champion. Rkosledgely angel

[Mike Jones]

Eddie G
Post 2/27 BeatDown Promo

Orale! A guy named Cena 54 cost me a match?
Cena 54? What are you, John Cena's 54th clone esa!?!
Check it out Holmes, you need to understand something.
When you mess with "Hot Stuff" Eddie G. you are libled to get BURNED!
Una Vez mas! Esto es pa MI GENTE!
ARRIBA LA RAZA!! y QUE VIVA MI GENTE!!!!

Hasta lo proximo!

This promo is brought to you by the new paramount film "HOT SHOTS 2" starring Eddie G.



Matt Ackerman
Post 2/27 BeatDown Promo

My god, Becker... What the hell happened to you? It seemed like last week you were a talentless, manufactured, media-overhyped, self-praising pussy that everyone liked, and now you're the talentless, manufactured, media-overhyped, self-praising pussy that everyone hates. Damn, the comparisons to a certain white rapper are becoming too clear. And here's another comparison for you: Like that certain white rapper, you've held your title for far too long. Face the truth, Pecker, it's been three months since you won that title. You only won it because you signed on to the fed early, and someone felt loyal to you. Just like how you've gained almost ALL of your titles. You've never had to do any actual work... until now.

But your "work" doesn't consist of legitimately trying to be better than me, no... it consists of pretending I'm your idol so I go easy on you, then blindsiding me with cheap shots. Basically, you've proven to me all that I needed to have proven to me: You're clearly unprepared, you're clearly unfit, you're clearly UNQUALIFIED to be in the position you're in today. Sure, you cruised through guys like fake Marvel, Compton, and the "Supreme Whiner" Executioner, but with all your past actions, you're beginning to prove to me that when the fire is under your ass, you're a little more content with getting burned. Do the right thing for your safety and my energy: Just give up the title. If not, you had better PRAY you don't end up having to face me, becuase it's going to be one hell of a disappointment of a main event at Wrestling Spectacle if the match DOES go through.

[Mike Jones]

Kid Omen
2/20 post BeatDown Promo

hey for the 6th man in the chamber. i will be him! who deserves it more than me! im an up rising star! and if i get this then i will be known all over! so gm how bout it? me kid omen your 6th man in the chamber?


West Coast Wonder
2/20 post BeatDown Promo

Kid Omen, Dimes, you just ruined what could have been one hell of a match. I don't appreciate the fact that you took away my chance for revenge on Countdown. But now I have something even better, a shot at you two. Next Sunday at BeatDown, you will face the greatest duo in tag team history, the most talented and gifted wrestlers ever, the Aerial Armageddon. Your careers may have been good so far, but they won't be after this encounter. And Countdown, WrestlingGod, Scott, and Bunyan, just because you are huge guys and I am not, doesn't mean you'll get anywhere close to beating me. I have been the Pure Champion this long and I will not allow you to take my title away that easily. At Wrestling Spectacle, regardless of who the sixth man is, I will fight for and retain my Pure Wrestling Championship. Then I will start a new undefeated streak that will not be broken by any one of you. I have never fought in an Elimination Chamber before, but that won't stop me from watching previous ones. I will learn the trick to fighting in one and then you will see who is the better wrestler. I've been thrown off cages, been put through barbwire tables, been thrown into barbwire, thrown off a ladder, but this will be one of the most brutal matches I will ever participate in. I guarantee that I will come out looking better than before and STILL holding my Pure Championship. The four of you better get ready to feel the heat!


X-Pac 360
Post 2/20 BeatDown Promo

Scene opens with X-Pac walking down a poor street with gun shot in car and houses and so on*

Finally I get on the card. This is just against any opponent this is against Mr.Reality. See I watch your match in ECWF, Mr.Reality and you have no potential. Now if you look at me I have the most potential that this business has ever seen or will see. This match right here is going to be the fight of your career because you are against the most hardcore person that there is. Once I step into the ring I am chronic for however long I am in the ring. Stepping into the ring with me in perilous to your health so I hope you have good health insurance.

X-Pac sees Judge up the street and starts to head down there on foot*

But there is one thing I do have for you Mr.Reality and that is obeisance. What I am saying this match up is unfair it is like the Miami Heat (me) vs. (you) Charlotte Bobcats and if you don’t follow basketball the Miami Heat will always win that match just like I will always defeat you in a match. People just take me as an idiot with a trashcan as a friend but that just throws them off their game but if Mr.Trashcan wins me matches he will always be my bodyguard.

X-Pac: Judge are you coming to WNC BeatDown with me to watch me kick Mr.Reality ass.
Judge: Yeah I come but I might help you if you need anything. Mr.Reality, see I don’t know a dam thing about wrestling but I do know that my boy right here is going to win. See X-Pac is part of Third World and so am I and us in Third World stick together. So at BeatDown I would watch your back or you might just get a beatdown from the Judge.

Judge and X-Pac runs in up on a drug store and their faces are covered with masks* (Judge takes the front door and X-Pac goes through the back)

Judge: Empty the cash register!!!
Cash Person: No!!!
X-Pac comes behind the cash person and taps him on the shoulder and waits till he turns around and gives him a straight right hand.
Cash Register is knock out…X-Pac takes Mr.Trashcan and slams him into the cash register.
Judge: Dum ass. (Judge takes a crow bar and snaps the register open) Get the money.
X-Pac throws all the money in Mr.Trashcan.

Judge and X-Pac walks outside and see the cops so they turn around and go back to the hid out*

X-Pac: Use that little stunt for an example Mr.Reality. At any time I could get the X-Factor on you and get the pin just like you never know when a store will be jacked. The point that I am getting to is that basically I am better then you in everything I do. This is going to ashamed to see you loose your debut here in WNC to one cocky mother fucker like me. See I got people that have my back and you only have people that want to jump you. I grew up doing these stunts all the time with Judge and that is how I learned to fight. One time a cop caught me and I got gave him a straight right hand and then he had to take that dam fucker stick out and try to hit me with that piece of shit but before he did I picked up a trashcan and leveled him with it and I still have that trashcan this day name Mr.Trashcan. So I am going to leave you off with my two legendary words………Suck It!!!

[Mike Jones]

Post 2/6 BeatDown Promo's

Modern Marvel
SQUASH

THE WORLD NET CHAMPIONSHIP IS MINE!


Mike Becker
NO Its Mine Marvel MINE!!!!


Mr. Reality
Marvel you have a huge obsticle, i don't think you will be able to climb


RKO Sledge Angel

After February 6, 2006 WNC BeatDown per view that night, Rkosledgely angell.
Backstage shows that Rkosledgely angel was making her way back with Da Gangsta and New York most wanted.......Then a WNC reporter just appeared from out of nowhere.. and just approached Rkosledgely angel with a WNC microphone... and just asked.. RKO..... ..RKO What are your throught on just what happen between you and Ally Rogers. ..
RKO. answer back in a loud fiery angry tone: My Thought, My thought.. You want my thought!!! Ally Rogers just nailed me with a spear..! And you tell Ally Rogers something for me.. She messed with the wrong girl.. she mess with the legend killer... and the Rkosledgely burnout RKO is more powerful than anything else.. And she is guaranteed to get one! ....Then as Rkosledgely angel was about to leave...
Wait.... RKO..I got one more Question from you!
RKO: What more else do you want to ask me.man??I going to go and rest!
WNC reporter....So are you worried that on feb 20 at return of beatdown...Your WNC women title....will be online .. aren't you afraid that Ally rogers will take the title away from you?Ehh..

RKO: emmm.. Let me think. man.. No way I am that worried... By only a bit....Listen man.. I know you are such a ally rogers supporter.... But I won't listen to all the negative! .....And you know something man...At 20 feb... at beatdown.. My team will defeat Ally rogers team.. And if she does want to get a shot at me...I will make sure that she won't take control of me during the match up..I will hit her with a deadly spear from out of nowhere.... and when she is all dazed.. i will hit her with triple german suplex.. then when she is all dazed ...not knowing where she is.. I will stalk her and suddenly jumped her out with a deadly devasating fiery Rkosledgely angel R.K.O from out of nowhere . go for the pin for the win... Then she say Ally Roger..and the message is simplity this....Then she suddenly turn towards the Wnc reporter and just R.K.O him.....Then they left... Leaving him.. out cold.. knock out..lying on the floor as screen fades out to black...

[Mike Jones]

Scott Mann
1/16 Post BeatDown

Hold on, hold on, hold on...

Me and Countdown? Which type of bored hillbilly came up with that brilliant idea?

All I know is that I am going to have to carry this team. Not that it should be hard, going against New Dork's Most Beaten and the Wanksta!

Ladies and Gentlemen, lets fear the G-ay Unit. Featuring the Most Beaten sisters(Crampton and New Dork), the Wanksta, and RKOSledgeAngel; the one who can make herself look stupid.

Frankly, Countdown can kiss my ass. I always have and always will be better than his lousy, no good, cheating ass. I may not like you, because this is NOT ECWF. In ECWF, we are the best friends, the top dogs. Here, Countdown. You are TRASH.

But with that in mind, we are still better than The G-ay Unit. The sorry excuses for tag team chumps... I mean champs... yea... champs. *rolls eyes*

Either way, when Sunday rolls around, I will show who really is the Mann. Can you say new Tag Team champion? Can you say, Battle Royal winner also? Thats what I thought. I am truely the greatest star in this company, and I will show it.

[Mike Jones]

RKO Sledge Angel
IN response to Scott Mann's Post 4/16 Promo

[Mike Jones]

West Coast Wonder
Post 1/16 BeatDown

Where do I even start? Wrestling Dog, you are one hell of a hypocrite. My people are judged and treated unfairly every single day. They are cursed at, spat upon, and ridiculed by your people. We are the ones who are discriminated. In fact, my people hold this country together. Without the Mexicans, this entire country would fall apart. Who would work the low-paying jobs? Who would do all the housework? Who would do the gardening? Who would fill your car with gas? Who would clean the windows on your high-rise buildings? That's right, nobody would. As Vicente Fox said, the Mexicans take the jobs that even blacks don't want. As disgusting as that quote is, it is the truth. America cannot survive without my people. The immigrants who come to this country to get a better life only get bad treatment from worthless cow hides like you. Wrestling Dog, you know that the Mexicans are a discriminated against race but yet you still go along with everybody else. All those bigots and racists, you're no better than them. You may feel safe in a press conference with all your people and the press surrounding you, but come Hallowed Ground, there is no escaping my wrath. There will be no running away or apologizing. I will be your only opponent. You can say all you want about my race but it will not make a difference. From here on out, nothing can stop me. Your little speeches show how really frail and feeble you are. You're strong on the outside with all your talk, but you are weak on the inside. And that is how you are going to be taken apart. Bring a camera, because I want to get a good picture of you getting busted open. Prepare for our match on Sunday, Wrestling Dog. It will be your last.

[Mike Jones]

Scott Mann
IN respsonse to RKO Sledge Angel

HEY SLEDGELY. SHUT THE HELL UP. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU. NOBODY LIKES YOU. FRANKLY, IF THE G-AY UNIT WERENT SO DRUGGED OUT, THEY WOULDNT EVEN LIKE YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE RKO?

AN ECWF REJECT.

THE COMPANY THAT CROWNED ME CHAMPION CHEWED YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT.

NOW I AM COMING AFTER YOUR 'FRIENDS' AND I WILL MAKE THEM MISERABLE.

REALIZE THAT ME AND COUNTDOWN MAY HATE THE HELL OUT EACH OTHER, BUT WE HAVE MADE MANY TAG TEAMS GIVE UP AND BREAK UP AFTER FACING US.

AFTER SUNDAY. SAY GOOD BYE TO G-UNIT.

And Slegely...

if...you... want... some... cum get... sum....
...you cant... beat...the firey fire... S5!


RKO Sledge Angel
In response to Scott Mann

Hey.... Hey Scott mann...... Who in the hell do you think you are.... to tell me what to do....! Ehh... You stupid ,disrespectful SOB....You better respect me Rkosledgely angel your WNC women champion....Cause I demand some respect from you you scott . pls I don't asking you scott,I am telling you.....Anyway...scott..... ECWF didn't kicked me out..I quit ecwf by my self of my own accord.....And G-unit members won't be broken up so easily........New york most wanted and da gangsta is the best ......tag team champs... so stop your whinning wa.wa......G-unit tag team champion.. nymw and da gangsta will kick you and your partner ass.......That is all i got to say to you scott...Respect G-unit member including me....Rkosledgely angel, compton most wanted, and the few of th other member of g-unit.. the best damn faction in wnc....we are like evolution........so stop talking trah, crap and stop insulting ,me...You know what pls just for once ........accept the fact that g-unit is better than you and countdown... if you don't .... do as i say.. It will be Game over for you....scott........Peace...Your wnc women champion Rkosledgely angel the cerebral assassin....


Countdown
In response to Scott Mann

*Countdown is sitting in his locker room after just finding out about being in a tagteam title match with Scottman*

*Laughs uncontrolably*
Countdown: Oh my god *laughs* Im going to be going for the tagteam titles against the biggest bunch of losers with a jackass whose is fighting with some retard....How much have i drunk?? I can't belive that winning a title is going to be this easy! Come on, G-Unit? Come on, these are the biggest bunch of bitches i've ever seen. And then theres scotty. Scotty, scotty, scotty, what are you doing? Did you ask the GM to tag with me or somthing? Is this the only way your going to get a title? By hanging around with me again? Well hell once again i'll show you whose the bitch in this tagteam and win these titles for myself. I just heard that your in a match with RKOangel. Are you really that desperate to get a win that you have to have a match with a retard? Come on, she can't even talk properly let alone wrestle. By the way, whose stupid decsion was it to give her that damn title? Hell Scotty while im off taking those tagtitles was from those 2 assclowns, how about you do somthing usefull and win that women's titles off her? Hell, at least you'll know you won it yourself right?Wait, no, no, you'll proberbly ask me to win that title for you as well right? Oh and your going to carry this team? How about you carry MY tagtitles while i go and sign autographs with fans, have you even heard of fans? No not the thing that cools you down, but the people who come to see me. Guess you haven't. Anyway, i have a gimmick to keep as it seems everyone these days wants to be the cool, cocky heel even though im the only one good at it. So F-U unit you'll be going one on one....with the awesome one....and his bitch....So you better start runnin cause the time freeze is commin!


Scott Mann
In response to Countdown

County, County, County. You hate me, I hate you. The only reason you have ever gotten beyond opening match status was because of me. This Sunday, I dont want to have to kick your ass. I really dont. But if you fuck up me getting the gold, you're dead. K.

And RKO... get ready to get your ass handed to you... I wont even have to show up and I can beat you....


RKO Sledge Angel
In response to Scott Mann AND Countdown
At Backstage shows that Rkosledgelyangel was sitting down at her locker room looking all very upset and all fire up after she read what countdown said about her that she doesn't like it at all
Rkosledgely angel the legend Killer picks up the WNC microphone which is located on her table..Then she begin to speak in a kind of cocky, arrogant way:Countdown...If you are right here in WNC..watching it now on the big screen in your locker room. I demand your attention right now! Countdown! Fuck you ! you stupid ,disrespectful Son of the bitch. How dare you call me a retard!You are just trying to mess with my head..Oh so you are trying to play mind game with me eh.eh Countdown! You think you are the master of mind games Well guess what Countdown ..I am the only true master of mind game...I demand some respect from you..Or else..I shall say this...Enjoy the Ride Countdown with the highway to hell does it stop till you come to a dead end...And Countdown, Laugh all you want now! But at Beatdown this week.. In the end , G-unit two member.New york most wanted and Da gangsta will still defeat you and scott mann and they will still remain the WNC Tag team champions..G-unit will have the tag team gold forever..So I seriously demand some respect from you..Countdown.It is because I am still WNC women champion....Cause I just plain better! Do you know ! Countdown .. you are messing with the wrong girl.. you mess with the legend killer..And my finisher move The fiery Rkosledgely angel burnout R.K.O is more powerful then anything else .And if you don't stop talking crap about me..Countdown.You are going to get One of my most deadly, fiery finisher of all! The Rkosledgely burnout R.K.O....from me one day..!And one more last thing. Countdown..Do you know ? Countdown by playing with fire ..sometimes you might just get burn ...That is all I say to you countdown.!
She clean the microphone up with a piece of cloth..
Then Rkosledgely angel the legend Killer begin to speak again in the same way as before: Scott,Scott...By the way you write about me in your promo about defeating me...Rkosledgely angel.. No way. No way! man.Am I going to let you take control of me during the entire match! No way at all... I am going to take control of you during the entire match..I am going to do anything that is takes to make sure you won't be able to regain back your stamia ..Untill you are looking very dazed and you do not know where you are going! With you just stand down there .. I will stalk you.. And then I will just jump out of nowhere and deilver a deadly ,fiery, devastating fRkosledgely angel burnout R.K.O which will completely knock you out cold completely.XX0..Then with you completely out cold..I will go for the cover on you. then the referee will count 1,2,3....Then they will say here is your winner of this match...Your WNC women champion. Rkosledgely angel...That is all I got to say to you ! man..Scott mann..
pls scott...Don't let countdown bully you and order you around so much..ok! At hallowed ground..I will defeat Sheena Michaels in a steel cage match...I just can't wait for Hallowed ground results...! Don't you ...Peace Out.. Rkosledgely angel...

[Mike Jones]

Matt Ackerman

Post 1/16 BeatDown

Hahaha... What do you know? Compton's Most Wanted bends over for "the man" for his own personal gain! Well, now we know why he leads "G-Unit"... It would be just like you to take shortcuts to get to the top... I mean think about it, not only does he cheat in the ring, but he's got a whole "Poser Posse" to do his work for him. We got two guys who probably have as much street cred as they have National Spelling Bee Championships, New York's Most Wasted and Wanksta (my apologies to Countdown, but there's no other alternative). And as Compton's Most Wanted likes to call himself the Cerebral Assassin, he, like HHH himself, has a female companion of his own... unfortunately, while HHH has Stephanie McMahon, CMW ended up with RKO-sledgely-fiery-cocky-burnout-extremely-should-have-been-stabbed-in-the-womb-with-a-clothes-hanger-Angel, who ends... every... word... with... a... pause... Actually, when you think about it, RKO is the one more like HHH. And then there was some other loser who I can't even remember due to that person's utter lack of talent. Together they make up the Pathetic Parade known as G-Unit. And to think Charles Kennedy's siding himself with them... Well, time to be serious. Charlie, G-Unit, some advice. The more you think you're hindering me, the more you actually help me. Let me give you a little history lesson. In the history of Royal Rumbles, the one who enters #30 only seems to have the advantage. Truth is, nobody who has ever entered #30 has won. Yet, the #1 entrant has won twice. After Hallowed Ground, three times. You see, not only do I have the numbers on my side, I have something NOBODY in G-Unit has EVER had... the competitive drive. It's the kind of drive that propels people like me to the spotlight, the kind of drive that, if you lack it, causes you to pretty much get dropped by the big companies. Isn't that right, Compton and RKO? Once that drive kicks in, there is nothing that can stop me. G-Unit, Heed my words closely, or stay out of my way... Your livelihoods may depend on it.